Bartok the Magnificent Edit

A clue?

A fire spitter. Kill ya with a flick of the tail.

A ha!

A hug!

A potion? For what?

Aaaah! Ay! Hot!

Aaargh!

Aaargh!

Aaba Raaba. Pee wan foof poo mee nana!

Aar, I spy with my, my little eye...

Abraca watch it!

Abraca woozi!

Ah ha!

Ah, brave bat!

Ah, quick question.

Ah, that never fails to amuse me.

Ah, we just need to get that crown of yours and we'll be on our way.

Ah, Zozi?

Ahh, well, thank goodness.

Ahh! I'm always good for a laugh. What am I?

Ahh! Ooh! It's enough to drive you crazy, isn't it?

Ahh! Ow!

Alive.

All hands, clear the deck. Splice the mainsail.

All right, all right, all right! I'm outta here. Colour me gone.

All right. That's enough already with the fire.

Although I hear he is quite gifted. A real talent.

An autographed portrait of Ivan the Terrible.

And a two to the kidneys!

And here's a sailor's breastplate.

And I mean that. I wouldn't just say that. He's something special.

And I never gave her anything.

And I pop off ten feet from the house. That's funny!

And I, as regent, will do my best to carry on and ensure

And it is you who must respect the crown.

And none of you will ever leave this room...

And now he is worthy and so he shall see.

And now, all we have to do is tell 'em the prince is in the tower and, boom,

And one, two, three, four for me.

And return with our tsar.

And she drops it in the soup... Perfect.

And tell your furry friend if he helps you in any way, you'll both die.

And the parallel section is the same length,

And this has all been part of some elaborate performance,

And this one's called ropin' the bear.

And what about him? You told me you wanted him out of the way.

And what only a true hero could.

And what, pray tell, are you doing now? Divvying up the spoils. What do ya mean?

And where, pray tell, do you think you're going?

And yet, here you are.

And you must be lost. How delightful!

And you're certain you're up to the task?

Anybody home?

Apparently I'm not permitted, and as much as it might pain me

Apparently no worse for the wear.

Are you Bartok the Magnificent?

Arrgh!

As you wish.

Avast there, me pint sized matey. Man the helm. Baton down the hatches.

BARTOK THE MAGNIFICENT

Bartok, he's still coming.

Bartok, I've landed and I'm unharmed!

Bartok, these people asked you to help them for a reason.

Bartok, where's the water?

Bartok!

Because that is how it has always been.

Because they saw something in you.

Because you're here and yet...

Besides, this is absurd.

Bingo. Piloff.

Boom! I just gave her my compassion. Didn't even think about it.

Both die... It's the little things.

Bow before the regent! Bow!

Bravo! Bravo!

Bring this little thing back to the witch?

Buggeler?

But before I show you where the prince is, I need something from you.

But both perpendicular sections are twice as long...

But first,

But how could I know what that is if you never told me?

But I know who has stolen our tsar.

But of course.

But one day, you'll be tsar. You must show respect for your crown.

But the prince?

But where is the prince?

But why have they sent you?

But, at this point, I'm confident

But, I...

But, thank you. Thank you very much.

Bye, Bartok.

C'mon, bring it in.

Cabbage? That's your character? Cabbage?

Cabbage.

Can anyone help us?

Careful now, I just wanna...

Careful there, sir. Better safe than sorry.

Citizens of Moscow!

Come!

Come!

Come! Hurry up, you little rat bird! I don't have all day.

Congratulations.

Cossacks! I knew you shouldn't have kept that ring.

Cossacks. Cossacks!

Critics.

Dadya buggeler.

Dead, you imbecile! Dead is what he could be!

Dead? But he's the prince.

Delightful. And how might I help you?

Diction, my dear boy.

Did three tasks. Not important what they are,

Did you hear me say you could go in?

Do more!

Do svidanya.

Don't do it.

Don't even think...

Don't push your luck, Bartok.

Don't push. There's plenty of room for everybody.

Dying, nobly, in his forgiveness of Theseu...

Eh, eh, eh. Look, but don't touch, fella.

Eliminate the prince, frame Baba Yaga, send a hapless entertainer to save him.

Er, part of the show, totally planned.

Especially street performers. You only encourage them.

Essentially, if I ever need to be more powerful than I already am,

Ever heard of Bartok the Magnificent?

Everywhere we went people would know who we are.

Exceeding well beyond what your talent would indicate.

Eyeeee ya yaa!

Filthy little creature. Not quite a rat, not quite a bird.

Fine.

Fire! Fire! The town's on fire!

First time I performed that was in '67, the Siberian Greek Tragedy Festival.

Focused, fully in the moment,

Folks, that's 10,000 pounds of pressure.

Folks, this here's a dragon. An exact replica. 150, 200 tons easy.

For a bat.

For she left this iron tooth behind.

From the sound of it, you're making great progress.

From where I'm standin' I'm just runnin' errands for your broth there.

Funny bone. Ha, ha. Key, please.

Gee, who does her landscaping?

Give it to me.

Give me the key. Why? I solved the riddle twice already.

Go over there at once and put a stop to that inane little bat.

Go to the Iron Forest

Go!

God willing, he will be returned, but in the meantime,

Good people of Moscow. The prince has been taken from us.

Good. Ha! Then you won't mind if I take this side?

Goodbye, Bartok the Magnificent!

Goodbye.

Gosh, I feel like we've been walking for hours.

Ha ha!

Ha ha! I did it. There ya go. Three for three.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hang on a sec. Is it me or is there a lot a love up here right now?

Have a nice trip. See ya next fall.

He has saved us and we are forever in his debt.

He is large, there's no denying it.

He's actually rather charming for an oversized skull.

He's come so far and done so much for the good people of Russia.

He's not going anywhere.

Healthy, alive!

Heave ho, hard of starboard.

Hello, good sir!

Hello, there!

Hello,Your Royal Impressiveness. Listen, if this is about the ring, just take it.

Here ya go.

Here, dragon lady!

Here! Here ya go.

Hey, come on, huh? How often do you get to rescue a tsar?

Hey, good for you! Ya got it. Congrats!

Hey, hey, hey, hey. OK.

Hey, I did, didn't I? She got upset. And I helped her out.

Hey, thanks a lot, folks. Really, thank you. That's too kind.

Hey, what's so funny? Hey, stop it!

Hey, where's the water?

Hey, ya got yourself one hard head there, really.

Hey, Zozi! Will you take it easy up there?

Hey! hey!

Hi ya!

Hi ya! Hoo wah!

Hide from Baba Yaga for a few years. I'm behind on my hibernating anyway.

Hiya!

Hmm, maybe if I just try...

Hmm, perhaps I could squeeze it in when I get back from Minsk.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. Now, why have you come here?

Hold the onions.

Honest, thrifty, clean, reverent...

How am I gonna know this Piloff?

How are you supposed to get 35 feet in the air with a large crown and a boulder?

How do I do this? Help me here.

How much more out of the way could he be?

How's tricks!

How's tricks?

However, in order for me to show you where he is,

Huh, this is gonna be a piece a cake.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Hurry!

Hurry! Hurry, hide!

Hydra, terrible. Eight heads, flailing about, eating people. It's not pretty.

I am freezing. Why is it getting so cold?

I am so sorry. How insensitive of me.

I assure you, Bartok the Magnificent,

I assure you, you will be handsomely rewarded.

I believe I've separated my shoulder.

I believe we should do it.

I can't.

I caught him in a good mood.

I come out on top and she slips me this here potion. See?

I did! I dressed up like the witch, left that tooth, and took the prince.

I didn't mean what I said. Look, nobody hates you, OK?

I don't even know how long I've been here. What year is this?

I got worried for a sec

I gotta be in the Ukraine on the 20th. I can't get outta that.

I just give this here sucker the old heave ho.

I just wanna let you know what a very special friend I think you are.

I just... I...

I know someone.

I know where the prince is.

I left here, a fanfare, down into the forest.

I love a good bow.

I love hugs. Ooooh!

I love that. This whole thing is very exciting.

I may have made a slight miscalculation.

I mean, literally, you're here and yet you're here.

I mean, no. I really... I can't.

I must say, it is exciting.

I never get visitors! You know what this is? It's a pleasure.

I never said I did.

I never thought I'd have to see you again.

I say, have you heard this one?

I smell a rat.

I summon all my strength, and using the dragon's body weight against him,

I tell ya...

I think he did really well, don't you, Baba?

I throw him off me. And I gave him a one to the solar plexus.

I tried. I did the best I can do.

I warn you, if the prince is not where you say he is,

I will tell you where to find them and you must bring them to me.

I wish you could hear yourself. It's quite irritating.

I'll be seein' ya.

I'll catch ya later.

I'll do it.

I'll drop Baba Yaga's name. Maybe they're friends. What could it hurt?

I'll just shout to him and ask him if I can borrow his hat.

I'll take that!

I'm beside myself! You know what? Bartok you should try and remember this too.

I'm doing it again? I'll stop. Is it getting cold?

I'm going, OK?

I'm just being a silly old woman.

I'm next cos I can't get out of the cage.

I'm off to claim my throne.

I'm reminded of Euripides' character Hippolytus.

I'm slipping!

I'm sorry, Your Highness.

I'm sorry. I lost ya there. What was that last part?

I'm terribly sorry. Did I startle you?

I've been where you are. I had the whole thing with a magic feather.

I've come for Prince Ivan.

I've got an idea.

If a section of fence is 68 feet by five,

If I am the future tsar, then I will do as I choose.

If I get back there and she dumps this crown

If you don't, how can you expect the peasants to?

If you don't, Prince Ivan will be doomed! Which way?

If you had completed this task,

In addition ya' gotta realise that these are all a different size and weight.

In exchange for which we'd just love to bring your headdress back to Baba Yaga.

In your life, I accept it, fully aware,

Into her stew, I'm gonna have a cow.

Intriguing.

Is in

Is in the tower.

Is it so hard for you to see it in yourself?

Isn't this a beauty? They don't make 'em like this anymore.

It can make all the difference in the world. Carry on, Bartok.

It floats high in the air, in the middle of a clearing.

It is a ring for royalty. You should know better.

It makes you tenfold on the outside what you are on the inside.

It was all so perfect.

It was the little girl. She killed me. Did ya hear the lilt in her voice?

It was those tasks that helped you become what you always wanted to be.

It would give me no greater pleasure than to risk my life,

It's early, I haven't eaten in two days and I'm a little agitated.

It's frustrating, isn't it? It's right there, but ya can't get at it.

It's good, no?

It's no wonder everybody hates ya!

It's not going good!

It's really quite different. I take my show in a whole nother direction.

It's something from here.

It's uh... It's not fun.

It's, um, in pieces.

Leave him be.

Left to wander the earth, never know... Zozi.

Lemme ask ya. Ya mentioned something about having an idea.

Let me stop ya forjust one sec.

Let me tell ya somethin' about that ring. That ring is a ring for royalty.

Let's see, I got a hydra in St Petersburg.

Let's try, huh? I'll just...

Listen, I'll let ya out in a second,

Long winded so everybody listen up, huh?

Lots of trees there, some gargoyles, big, big skull.

Ludmilla drank Baba's potion and is about to take over the kingdom.

Ludmilla, leave him alone. I like him, he's funny.

Manna ooo boorin eeeeear?

Me and the witch have a disagreement, some fisticuffs ensue.

Me, me, me...

Meanwhile, I ain't seen hide nor hair of that prince.

Mmm hm.

Mmm. Not unlike Oedipus, blinded with his mother's brooch.

Mnh, mnh, mnh.

Mr Bartok?

Much better there. Just up a little bit and to the left.

Much obliged.

Must go to the tower at once.

My apologies.

My friend, we're going to Baba Yaga's.

My goodness. You are determined.

My house?

My people!

My prince!

Never left...? I don't understand.

No 'thank you'? No 'nice work'? Nothing.

No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt,

No more tricks, no more false pretences from the back of a wagon.

No, huh?

No, no, no. Fair is fair. You're not planning to keep that, are you?

No, no, really. I... Well, perhaps I could push the hydra to June.

No, she took it. Ah, come on. You're kidding, right?

No, that's not it.

No, that's not it.

No. No, I'm not. Never have been.

Nobody could resist that!

Not a hero, and Moscow will never see its prince again.

Not so fast there, big fella!

Not so fast!

Nothing. He's gone.

NOW APPEARING BARTOK THE MAGNIFICENT

Now don't try this at home.

Now hand over the prince.

Now leave me and save the prince!

Now open wide. I'm comin' through.

Now watch very closely. There's a half hitch.

Now we get the prince!

Now... go fetch me the crown of Oble,

Oble. He sounds big. Is he big?

Of my physical, emotional, and intellectual prowess.

Oh, Bartok the Magnificent, we are so glad you came.

Oh, boy, here comes trouble.

Oh, boy.

Oh, dear.

Oh, good heavens! What is this?

Oh, I'm exhausted. I haven't eaten in days.

Oh, I'm worthy. I'm extremely worthy. They don't come more worthy than...

Oh, no, fellas, I really... I have a thing.

Oh, no.

Oh, not to worry.

Oh, please, magnificent Bartok, save my tsar.

Oh, really? Well, why don't you try this on for size?

Oh, so close on that one.

Oh, talk about fun! We did it Bartok! That was a blast!

Oh, that was close. You know, I felt like we almost had something there.

Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong. I've been lacking...

Oh, what a shocker.

Oh, would ya look at that?

Oh, would you look at that.

Oh, yeah, sure, goodbye.

Oh, you know, not much.

Oh, you're very good.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, oh, this can't be!

Oh! Ow!

Oh. Oh, my goodness.

Oh...

Oh... Oh, I wish I could give you what you need.

OK, it's a little complicated, and fairly

OK, now that I really should be writing down.

OK, OK, here it is, the mother lode.

OK, OK, OK, Zozi, with the cliff and the thing. Sheesh!

OK, OK. I'll stop. I'll stop.

OK, OK. I'm not sitting!

OK, sure, whatever you say. Not another peep.

OK, thanks for the sendoff, fellas. I'll take it from here.

OK, that's yours. Take that.

OK, then that's it, we're definitely going to St Petersburg.

OK, then. That'll be fun.

OK, there, bowing. Don't have to tell me twice.

OK! Enough!

OK.

OK.

OK. Great crowd! Good people! Oh, please, you're too kind!

OK. Hmm... how about this!

OK. Hot, hot.! Oh, that's hot! It's hot, it's hot!

OK. Well, it's official. I'm frightened.

Once you get past his inquisitive nature.

One feather comin' at ya.

One for me and one for me.

One last thing...

One more time oughta do it. Just give it a little more, you know, umph.

One, two, three for me.

One, two, three for me.

Ooh, dear. This isn't good. You see, I'm stuck.

Or... when he punched the...

Other than that, everything is, you know, hunky dory.

Ouch.

Our congratulations!

Our people and the royal family have called on you to save him.

Our young tsar has been taken by the evil witch, Baba Yaga.

Ow!

Part of the show, totally planned.

People of Moscow!

Piloff, sshhh!

Please stand with me and give thanks to Bartok the Magnificent.

Please, don't be silly. It was the least I could do.

Please, I... You are?

Please, it's embarrassing.

Please, that's completely unnecessary.

Please.

Poor Bartok the Magnificent.

Prince Ivan

Prince Ivan and his guard are about to drown.

Prince Ivan!

Prince Ivan! That is a ring for a Romanov. No commoner may ever wear that!

Prince Ivan?

Pssst! Bartok!

Psst.

Pull, pull, pull! Yes! Yes!

Quick, hide. If they see you're not dead, we will be.

Ready?

Rough seas ahead. There's a storm a'comin.

See yo soon! Auf Wiedersehen!

Shee!

Sheesh, helping people sure can take it outta ya.

Ship against ship the Thracian stormwind shattered us."

Silence!

Silence! All right then, I'll just be quiet then.

Since I did all the tasks, I'm worthy of saving the prince.

So that I might bring back your fabulous prince.

Solved a riddle, met Baba Yaga. Not a looker, folks.

Sorry about this, my little friend, but I gotta bring you back to Baba Yaga.

Sorry. Can't help it. Go ahead.

Sounds impressive, I know. Let me break it down.

Sounds like a real win win. When do I start?

Stay with me now cos here comes the good stuff.

Stay with me now, folks, cos here comes the good stuff.

Step right this way.

Stupid little bat.

Such a shame he'll be remembered as a liar.

Such fun! I am having entirely too much fun!

Ta da!

Ta da!

Ta da!

Take this. You may need it.

Talk about your big finish. You can't write stuff like this.

Tell ya what. I'm one heck of a guy.

Ten times more powerful than I already am.

Tenfold on the outside what I am on the inside.

Than Simka, the Russian peasant woman?

Thank you for helping my people.

Thank you.

Thank you... for everything.

Thanks for mentioning the dead, really. That's real helpful.

That is exactly why a rich and multilayered character is crucial.

That... That's a prince?

That's Bertok. Bertok the Magnificent.

That's it, huh? Walk east and look for fire?

That's it? Bring Piloff to ya? No, it's just I thought you were gonna say more.

That's it? Little hike, some cold weather,

That's my understanding anyway.

That's no problem for me to be quiet. I'll shush.

That's what I was just gonna say. A skeleton key.

That's what she said.

The affairs of state must continue.

The city of Moscow will have your head.

The conquering hero, returning from battle with all the answers.

The evil Baba Yaga!

The first of three gifts you must search out and bring to her.

The incessant touching of admirers. It's more than one can bear.

The metalworker.

The most important ingredient, from your heart.

The people liked the bat. Did you see how he made them smile?

The potion!

The prince never left the city.

The right wardrobe, a dab of well placed greasepaint, and none will be the wiser.

The safety of and respect for

The throne of Russia.

The tower, the tower. Tall building. Just outside. You can't miss it.

The tower!

The water will be along shortly.

Then look for a fire in the forest.

Then take the show back on the road and you can go on pretending to be

There are three things I seek within my forest.

There we go. Perfectly balanced, my friend. Here.

There!

There's no denying it will be difficult. Exactly!

They all can't be gems, all right? I'm done.

Think, good people, think.

This again? Why notjust pool our assets? We're always together.

This is gonna stop her. It's time for the buggeler.

This is one of those days you never forget.

This is ridiculous. I'm out here working my wings off and for what?

This isn't the life for me. Forget it.

This will allow you to be your innermost self.

To not be with you at this critical juncture

Tomorrow is the most difficult task of all.

Totally hypothetical, of course. What if I can't?

Uh huh.

Uh oh...

Uh, good people of the fair city of Moscow,

Uh, see ya later, folks.

Um, could I...

Um, well, you see, it's complicated, but...

Um, what are you doing?

Um, Zozi, just let me go tell 'em where the prince is.

Um...

Unfortunately, my schedule is extremely tight.

Using only this crown and the boulder from the quarry,

Uuuumph!

Very good. Why didn't you do what I said?

Very well, Your Highness. Let us go!

Vol, get the prince.

Vol, the water's rising, hurry! Bartok, help!

Wa hah!

Wait a minute. You mean the whole time I was doin' all that stuff for me?

Walk east until it's dark,

Was, was this what you came up with? You can be honest.

We can get along without Moscow and I won't let that witch find me.

We have. I have absolutely no idea where we are.

We must inform the peasants.

We need water! Lots of water...

We'd spend the rest of our lives running around having to help people.

We're on to St Petersburg.

We're over here!

Well done, my friend. Well done.

Well, actually, your big head out there by the gate, he gave me a key.

Well, all the better.

Well, hello there!

Well, how about...

Well, how about... Hey, it's hot, hot, hot, hot!

Well, I put him in that cage in the tippytop of the tower.

Well, I wanted to encourage him. Ludmilla, don't be that way.

Well, no, I can't! Especially now that it's all in pieces.

Well, not real gifts, but gifts of warmth and affection.

Well, perhaps it's a time for a change.

Well, suffice it to say, the performance of my death today

Well, there's your witch's hut.

Well, to be all that I can be, basically.

Well, what's he doing here?

What a strong little bat.You're actually doing quite well. I'm very impressed.

What are you talking about? He gave it to me.

What do you mean? You gave her what she needed most.

What does this have to do with the prince? Everything.

What happened to a nudge? Or the smell of a nice cup a coffee?

What if something goes wrong? We still don't know who took the prince.

What is that?

What is the key that will open the door?

What is the key that will open the witch's door?

What starts off in the morning...

What you always wanted to be.

What?

What'd I tell ya?

What's with the ruckus first thing in the morning?

Whatever you are in your heart of hearts,

Whee!

Whee! Oh! Can you believe this Bartok?

When everything you wanted to happen happens, only better.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar. Child's play.

When the feathers cleared, and the bat's standing there holding a chicken.

When ya got it, ya got it, I guess.

When you drink it,

While we were climbin' the stairs there, I don't mind tellin' ya.

Who

Who? Who can rescue our prince from the evil Baba Yaga?

Whoa, whoa, wait a second there, fella. What happened to pooling our assets?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoop de do.

Whose own life hung in the balance.

Why do you do that? I hate when you do that.

Why don't you hang onto that, that's fine.

Why don't you stop laughing at other people's misery!

Will you give the prince back his ring? Ah! What's the hurry?

Wind.

With or without the extra baggage.

Women and children, in front. Gentlemen behind, please.

Would have shamed Prometheus. Bound to a cliff...

Would you look at you! You did it! You did it!

Wow.

Wronged by Aphrodite.

Ya babbling old woman with your iron teeth and your hocus pocus!

Ya know what? I think it's time for that hug I was talkin' about.

Yay, Bartok!

Yeah, but... What is this?

Yeah, hold on. I'm getting there.

Yeah, I'll make a mental note, all right?

Yeah, I'm working on it.

Yeah, that's hysterical.

Yeah, that's to go, please.

Yeah, very good. We come bearing gifts, sir.

Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving.

Yeah, well, maybe I don't. Well, I can only hope one day you will.

Yeah, well, right back at ya, my friend.

Yeah, well, that makes one of us.

Yeah, what do you want?

Yeah, yeah. You could say that.

Yeah, you and me both, my friend, I'm sure.

Yes, Baba Yaga!

Yes, but he's a child.

Yes, but what could be more apropos...

Yes, but where is the prince?

Yes, one last thing.

Yes, well,

Yes, you.

Yes, Your Highness, I know.

Yes, Your Regency.

Yes! Yes!

You are coming with us.

You broke into my home.

You can count on it.

You can or you can't. But if you can't, you will die,

You can't go around giving royal jewels to commoners.

You certainly are not a worthy adversary for me,

You certainly are.

You didn't think I had it in me, did ya?

You gave her your compassion.

You go on ahead. I'll wait for you here. But...

You gotta stop Ludmilla. Go on!

You have given me the three things I needed from the forest.

You have returned from your difficultjourney.

You imbecile! What is that?

You just can't do it.

You just did.

You let him in to talk to that evil witch and he'll handle the rest.

You must first prove that you are worthy of saving him.

You never said I had to give ya somethin'. You're a cheat and a liar!

You see the... You get it?

You three are the only ones who know.

You wait here.

You were inspiring today:

You, with the talk about takin' my head and everything.

You're furious.

You're gonna blend right in with the crowd. A big, six foot tall cabbage guy.

You're not going to let the fact that I got the better of you

You're really quite good at solving riddles.

You're upset with me, aren't ya? You're peeved. You're fuming. You're incensed.

You're warm, you're affectionate, you're supportive,

Your compassion, Bartok.

Your Highness, are you listening to me? I'm tired of listening to you.

Zozi, how's it going in there?

Zozi, I hate to break it to you, but you can't go. They think you're dead.

Zozi, let's roll!

Zozi, yajumped the gun on me there. Come on.

Zozi?

# Baba Yaga # Baba Yaga

# Baba Yaga # Baba Yaga

# Close your eyes I think I see it.

# Impossible hero # A possible hero

# In you Me?

# No one # Here I come

# Somebody needs you # What else can ya do?

# Teeth of sharpened iron # Hands that catch the wind

# Where is he? # Where are you?

# Where is he? # Where are you?

# You're unafraid I just might be.

a hug? A hug?

Again with the hug! C'mon, Piloff. Group hug.

Ah! Ooh!

Ahh! Ow! It's unbearable.

All right? OK.

and bring Piloff to me. Bring Piloff...

Are ya still on the boulder? Um, yes!

Are you awake now? Yes. Yes.

Are you still tired? Honestly? Yes, yes, I am.

Baba Yaga! Baba Yaga!

Bartok... Hang on, I'm not finished.

Both sides are the same? Exactly even.

But perhaps he's friendly. Ya think?

Careful! Careful! Whoa!

Do you like riddles? Riddles?

Eh? Zozi? Yes. What happened?

Enemies on the horizon. What, somebody's coming?

Enormous. He's much bigger than you.

Even dangerous. Dangerous?

Every inch. And?

Halt! Halting.

He's something special! Quiet, Piloff!

Head south to the ice quarry Ice quarry...

Hey there, I'm Bartok. Oh!

Hey! Whoa!

Hey! Help us down here! Hurry!

Hi, Ivan! Bartok?

Hmm... A funny bone.

I think. Yes, they can!

I thought it was an arithmetic thing. A skeleton key!

I'm sorry. What'd you say? We should do it.

If I do, will you let me in? Why not? Let me see.

In spirit, huh? Always.

In to see Baba Yaga. Do you have a key?

It certainly is. Now we can run away.

Last night, he was in bed... Have you searched the grounds?

Ludmilla, please! No! No!

May I interject something here? No, you may not.

Maybe I'll save a life someday. # Or slay a dragon

Nonsense. I thought he was funny.

Oh, boy! How's it going?

Oh, should I have? Mm hmm.

OK. Ahh...

Okey dokey. Artichokey!

Ooh, that tickles! That's really...

Ooh! Hey!

Or get eaten by a witch? Thank you!

Perfectly balanced? Oh, yeah.

Piloff! Sorry.

Riddles? Could you answer one?

Shh! Ah, you've come for the prince. Ah, mm hmm.

Show's over. Thank goodness.

Some wicked witch. Yeah.

Stop it now. Bring it in, everybody.

Thanks a lot. And I...

That was my gift to you. Nonsense, Your Highness.

That's good stuff. See?

Uh huh. And I can't help in any way?

Unh unh unh. Don't sit. But I'm tired.

Vol, what do you think? I thought so.

We should? Yes.

We're stuck! Don't leave us here!

What are you doing? Finding an appropriate character.

What did he say? I just don't have a clue.

What is it? A magic potion.

What's that? You cannot fly.

Why? Because...

You already have. I have?

You brought me Piloff! Hello, Baba! I was stuck to a rock.

You can't fly? Nope.

You never took any children! People will believe what they will.