💬 Cheers - Season 3

A BITTER AND UNPROVOKED ATTACK.

A BLOODY MARY FOR YOU, VODKA COLLINS,

A BON MOT LIKE THAT ON BUSINESS STUFF.

A BUCK AND A HALF WITH CROUTONS.

A BULLET! A BULLET IN THE LEG?

A CERTAIN VERY DEPRESSED GENTLEMAN?

A CHIMP COULD DO IT.

A COUPLE OF HOURS.

A COUPLE OF IMPORTANT PULSE POINTS, HUH?

A COUPLE, THREE WEEKS,

A CRAZY DREAM OF MINE TO GO.

A CRUEL MALICIOUS, DESTRUCTIVE, MORONIC PRANK!

A CUTE LITTLE PERVERT IMITATION I DO.

A DEAR, SWEET, LOVELY MAN.

A FEW CUPS OF IRISH COFFEE AND A CHAT IT IS.

A FIRST.

A FLAW ON THE X RAY.

A FRIEND OF YOURS IS DROPPING BY THIS AFTERNOON,

A GENUINE APPRECIATION FOR CULTURES.

A GOOD NATURED, FUN,

A GOOD, OPEN MINDED PERSON

A GREATER TRIUMPH FOR US BOTH

A GUY MY AGE, GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.

A HAPPY CUSTOMER.

A HOLE IN THE HEAD?

A I S S A N C E.

A IRON CLAD GUARANTEE

A JELLY BEAN.

A KNOCK HOCKEY TABLE, A SALAD BAR.

A LIFE SIZE PORTRAIT OF YOUR BRAIN.

A LIGHT BULB?

A LITTLE BIT BETTER ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?

A LITTLE COMPETITIVENESS IS A HEALTHY THING.

A LITTLE INGENUITY. YOU KNOW,

A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE,

A LITTLE MORE THAN YOU SHOULD.

A LITTLE OF BOTH, I GUESS.

A LITTLE OLD LADY TRYING TO GET OUT?

A LITTLE TOOL KIT...

A LOT MORE, I MIGHT ADD.

A LOT OF CRIMINALS HAVE THEIR ANKLES ALTERED...

A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE NEVER GRADUATED.

A LOT OF PEOPLE

A LOT OF PEOPLE BEAT ME AT IT,

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE MISS THE WHIMSY IN JUNG.

A LOT OF YOU CAN'T BE INVITED TO THE WEDDING

A MAN LIKE SAMMY WHO FLEW ACROSS THE OCEAN FOR HER.

A MAN MUST DO ALONE.

A MAN WITH THAT MUCH HOPE AND FAITH IN A RELATIONSHIP IS VERY RARE.

A MAN WITHOUT A JOB ISN'T A MAN, SAM.

A ONE WAY TICKET TO HEARTBREAK CITY.

A PAIR OF ELEVATOR DOORS.

A PHONE BOOK.

A PING PONG TABLE, A SLOT CAR TRACK, YOU NAME IT.

A PIZZA CAN'T KEEP YOU WARM.

A PLACE.

A PSYCHIATRIST OF HER ACQUAINTANCE.

A PUNCH IN THE FACE, A KICK IN THE GUT,

A QUITTER, A MAN WHO LETS HIS BUDDIES DOWN.

A REAL GIFT WHICH BETTER BE GOOD.

A REAL SPORT, DIANE.

A REASON TO LIVE.

A REICHIAN ANALYST. HE'S TAKEN ILL.

A SERIOUS SIDE TO SOMEONE, TOO.

A SEVEN COURSE SZECHUAN DINNER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY,

A SILLY LITTLE DOODLE.

A SUSPENDED SENTENCE AND A SHARP REPRIMAND.

A SWEAT OF PASSION.

A TOAST TO THE MAN

A TRANSFUSION WITH A HEAD ON IT.

A T****ZE ARTIST?

A VERY PERSONAL, IMPORTANT MATTER TO ME.

A VERY PRECIOUS PART OF YOU

A VERY SMALL TOKEN.

A VICTORY OVER THIS DESTRUCTIVE PROBLEM WE BOTH HAVE.

A WHAT?

A WHOLE LOT OF ATTENTION TO LATELY NORM PETERSON.

A WHOLE YEAR OF MY LIFE.

A WOMAN ASKED YOU WHAT TIME IT WAS.

A WOMAN WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN

AAAHH!

AAH!

AAH! MISS?

ABERRANT BEHAVIOR EVER EXHIBITED HERE,

ABOUT 185 POUNDS.

ABOUT A PROBLEM, SAM?

ABOUT HAVING TO MARRY THE JACQUELINE BISSET, THE MOVIE ACTRESS.

ABOUT MY DISCOMFITURE WITH WOMEN?

ABOUT OUR LITTLE TALK LAST NIGHT.

ABOUT RENOIR'S BATHERS SEATED ON A ROCK?

ABOUT SCHOOL, UM...

ABOUT SOMEDAY COMING UP BEHIND HER

ABOUT THE GAME ON SATURDAY?

ABOUT THE INVENTORY.

ABOUT THE PRIDE IN A YOUNG WIFE'S EYE,

ABOUT THE SAME. AND YOU?

ABOUT THE SNIPE HUNT, OK?

ABOUT THE TIME I STAYED HOME FROM THE PROM.

ABOUT THIS GUY EVERY NIGHT,

ABOUT THIS HIGH.

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT, RIGHT?

ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER IN LAW.

ABOUT YOUR QUEST TO SIRE AN HEIR FOR THE OLD THRONE.

ABSOLUTELY FOOLPROOF METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL,

ABSOLUTELY I WANT TO GO BACK OUT THERE AGAIN TONIGHT!

ABSOLUTELY NOT. PROBABLY JUST SOMEBODY

ABSOLUTELY NOT. THEY'RE 12 SECONDS LATE.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU'RE GETTING NOTHING FROM ME.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY. THERE YOU GO.

ABUNDANTLY.

ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF LISTS,

ACTIVATED BY ELECTRICAL IMPULSES

ACTUALLY WE ARE IN KIND OF A HURRY.

ACTUALLY, CARLA, UH, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE

ACTUALLY, CLIFF,

ACTUALLY, CLIFFIE'S COMING ALONG, TOO.

ACTUALLY, COACH, I'M NOT SO BAD NOW.

ACTUALLY, I CAME BY TO SEE YOU.

ACTUALLY, I WANT TWO BECK'S.

ACTUALLY, I WAS CALLING TO TALK TO EVERYONE,

ACTUALLY, IT WAS BECAUSE

ACTUALLY, IT'S EASIER TO HAVE THEM MEET ME THERE.

ACTUALLY, ME AND NORMIE ARE GOING UP TO THE WOODS

ACTUALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT UP.

ACTUALLY, THE BOSTON POPS WAS THE ONE CULTURAL EVENT

ACTUALLY, THERE IS SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.

ACTUALLY, WE HAD A WONDERFUL FIGHT ABOUT IT.

ACTUALLY, WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER AT ALL YET.

ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT THAT CLOSE AT ALL.

ADEEBA DEEBA DEEB,

ADMIT IT.

AEROBICS, YOU IDIOT.

AFRAID? WELL, EMILY, I'D BE LYING

AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS IN THE POSITION,

AFTER A QUIZ, I LIKE TO EMPTY OUT MY HEAD.

AFTER A RATHER LENGTHY INTERRUPTION,

AFTER ALL THE YEARS BEHIND THIS BAR,

AFTER ALL YOU WENT THROUGH WITH SAM,

AFTER ALL, I HAVE 24 GOLDEN HOURS

AFTER ALL, I'M THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED BEEF WELLINGTON.

AFTER ALL, WE DID HAVE NICK TORTELLI IN COMMON.

AFTER DINNER?

AFTER I LEFT HERE,

AFTER I TOLD HER HOW MUCH I HATED HER,

AFTER NAILING YOUR HAIR TO THE BAR.

AFTER OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER,

AFTER SHE GOT OUT,

AFTER THAT, IT GETS WORSE.

AFTER THE WRATH AND ACRIMONY OF OUR BREAKUP.

AFTER THEY WENT THEIR SEPARATE WAYS,

AFTER YOU LEFT, I WAS SITTING HERE ALL BY MYSELF,

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, EVERYONE.

AFTERNOON, SAM.

AGAIN?

AH CHOO!

AH CHOO! OH.

AH, AH.

AH, BRENDA WOOD.

AH, CARLA. YOU REMEMBER IF DIANE SAID ANYTHING

AH, CRANE.

AH, GOOD. IF I KNOW HIM,

AH, GOOD. YOU KNOW, SHE'D BE THE ONE TO UNDERSTAND.

AH, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ANY DIFFERENCE.

AH, LOOK AT THAT.

AH, NEW COUPLE MOVED IN NEXT DOOR TO ME AND MA.

AH, NO PFFOO, BOY!

AH, ONE CHAIR, NO WAITING.

AH, SHOVE IT.

AH, SORRY.

AH, WELL, SO YOU'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE, HUH?

AH, YES, IT'S BEEN VERY ROMANTIC,

AH, YES. YOUR SOBBING, YOUR WHIMPERING,

AH!

AH! HA HA HA!

AH! LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.

AH! MMM!

AH! WHAT A MARVELOUS TRADITION!

AH.

AH. AH. AH.

AH. I THINK SEURAT

AH. MAYBE SO.

AH. MM HMM.

AH. OH. NO.

AH. SHOCK TREATMENT.

AH. THERE YOU ARE, MY DARLING.

AH. WHO?

AH. YOU KNOW, DIANE, EVEN IF YOU DO GET YOUR MOTHER,

AH...THERE HE IS.

AHA. WELL, NOW, THAT THAT MAKES SENSE.

AHA...

AHEM! YOU'RE WELCAMBUMN.

AHEM.

AHEM. VERY FUNNY BOOK.

AHH, YOU BOTH PASSED, HUH?

AHH!

AHH.

ALBEIT HEAVILY SUGAR COATED, THAT SAM GENUINELY LIKED.

ALCOHOL ACTUALLY EATS HUGE HOLES IN THE TISSUE OF YOUR

ALCOHOL.

ALL DAY?

ALL GUYS FALL FOR IT. IT'S FUN!

ALL HE COULD SAY WAS THE EGGS WERE TOO DRY,

ALL HE COULD TALK ABOUT WAS YOU.

ALL I CAN FEEL IS YOUR WARM,

ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU AND MY WIFE.

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HOW I MAY BE COMING TO THE END OF MY LIFE

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS NOT EMBARRASSING MYSELF.

ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS THE WAY YOU USED TO MAKE ME POUR AMARETTO

ALL I REALLY WANT YOU TO DO IS SEE A FRIEND OF MINE.

ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE US BOTH THINK

ALL I'D WANT FROM HER WOULD BE THE HOCKEY SCORES.

ALL MY DAD COULD TALK ABOUT WAS THE LOUSY TWO DAMN HITS.

ALL MY FEELINGS TELL ME THAT SHE'LL BE BACK.

ALL RIGHT NOW, MEN, LET'S GO GET ONE.

ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT, ALBANIA. HERE ALBANIA...

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, ONE ON THE HOUSE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T EXACTLY THE LEG.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT I THINK OF IT,

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. OK. RIGHT NOW,

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SERIOUSLY.

ALL RIGHT, CARLA, YOU'RE RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT, CARLA.

ALL RIGHT, CLIFF. I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE.

ALL RIGHT, CLIFFIE,

ALL RIGHT, CLIFFIE. YEAH. YOU'RE OUR MAN.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, I'M WARNING YOU,

ALL RIGHT, GET BACK HERE.

ALL RIGHT, I WILL.

ALL RIGHT, JUST KNOCK IT OFF.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SELL SOME BEERS AROUND HERE.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I KNEW HE WASN'T GONNA LOOK IN THE THING.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I WAS SAM'S THERAPIST

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LOOK,

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, NOW.

ALL RIGHT, OK. BUT JUST REMEMBER I GAVE YOU THAT ONE

ALL RIGHT, SAMMY, REALLY, REALLY.

ALL RIGHT, SAMMY. JUST ONE QUICK STOP

ALL RIGHT, THINGS ARE PICKING UP, CLIFFIE.

ALL RIGHT, WAIT, CLIFFIE, WAIT.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE,

ALL RIGHT, WISE GUY

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO BE HARD NOSED ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT! HEY!

ALL RIGHT? DIANE, I'M AGLOW! I'M TRANSPORTED!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. 1..2..3...

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. CLEAR THE DECKS.

ALL RIGHT. COME IN.

ALL RIGHT. EXCUSE ME.

ALL RIGHT. HA HA HA.

ALL RIGHT. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP ME,

ALL RIGHT. LET ME BUY THE BIRTHDAY BOY A DRINK HERE.

ALL RIGHT. LOOK, IF THIS IS WHAT I GOT TO DO,

ALL RIGHT. PETERSON...

ALL RIGHT. RIGHT AWAY.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GREAT. YEAH I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT LATE.

ALL RIGHT. WAY TO GO, CLIFFIE. YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. WHO'S JUAN TORREZ?

ALL RIGHT. YOU JUST START A FIRE FOR DIVERSION,

ALL RIGHT. YOU LEAN OVER, PRETEND YOU'RE ADMIRING HIS TIE TACK,

ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE CARE NOW.

ALL RIGHT. YOU.

ALL RIGHT...

ALL THE GOOFS HAVE GONE HOME.

ALL THE SAME, I GUESS I OUGHT TO WEAR SOMETHING NICE,

ALL THEIR EXPENSIVE HAIRCUTS, AND THOSE BODIES,

ALL THESE WONDERFUL THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME.

ALL THIS ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT ROMANCE

ALL THOSE PLACES ARE RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON, HUH?

ALL THOSE YEARS OF PLEASURE HAVE GONE BY,

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE HER TO MARRY YOU.

All: WE SHAN'T.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

ALMOST RIDICULOUS,

ALONE,

ALONE.

ALSO YOU COULD SET UP THAT WORKSHOP IN YOUR GARAGE.

ALTHOUGH THEY HAD TO USE A FEW MORE YARDS FOR OUR PAL NORM.

ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL.

AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE A BAD DAY?

AM I RIGHT, CARLA?

AM.

AMANDA AND I BECAME FRIENDS AT...

AMANDA IS OBSESSIVE WITH MEN.

AMANDA, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE?

AMANDA, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN

AMANDA, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,

AMANDA, I THINK WE'D BETTER STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.

AMANDA, THIS IS MY FRIEND SAM MALONE.

AMANDA?

AMANDA...

AMEN TO THAT, SAMMY.

AMEN.

AN ABUNDANTLY HUMAN PERSON IS NOT RESISTANT TO CHANGE.

AN ANTHILL.

AN HONEST "D" IS BETTER THAN A TAINTED "A."

AN HONORARY MAIL CARRIER OF THE TRIBE.

AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL

AN OLD BOYFRIEND'S.

AN UNBORN CHILD,

AND AND I'LL EVEN SLIT HER THROAT IN THE PROCESS.

AND AND... DON'T YOU BE A MINUTE LATE.

AND 2 OF THEM IS AMERICAN.

AND A BEER.

AND A BOTTLE OF YOUR BEST CHIANTI.

AND A HAPPY 50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH.

AND A NICE LITTLE ROOM IN THE BACK FOR ME.

AND A PACK OF CAMELS IN THE OTHER.

AND A PRIZE WILL POP OUT.

AND A RATHER LARGE PIECE OF PAPER, PLEASE?

AND ACCOMPLISHED MEN OF LETTERS I KNOW

AND ADMIT THE TRUTH.

AND ADMIT YOU'RE STILL CRAZY ABOUT ME.

AND AFTER THEY DISAPPEAR INTO THE WOODS TO BEAT OUT SNIPE,

AND ALL OF ITS PEOPLE,

AND ALLOW IT TO EITHER IGNITE OR EXTINGUISH ITSELF.

AND ALTHOUGH THEY'VE DECIDED

AND AN OLD FASHIONED, LIGHT ON THE BITTERS.

AND ANYWAY, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ME FOR?

AND APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE CHEST X RAY.

AND AROUSE YOUR INTEREST IN THE ARTS,

AND ASHAMED...

AND ASK FOR A MILLION LIRE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

AND ASKED HER OUT.

AND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.

AND BECAUSE WE HIT IT OFF.

AND BECOMES TOTALLY IRRATIONAL.

AND BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING ELSE,

AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT A CONTRACT.

AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT TRUE AND HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?

AND BOY, DID THEY HAVE A TERRIFIC TIME.

AND BY THE WAY, SAM...

AND CHECK IT OUT YOU DID. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES

AND CLEANING THE ASH TRAYS AND BELIEVING,

AND CLOSE THE PEEPERS.

AND COME BACK HERE FOR SOME BEERS.

AND COUNTLESS TIMES OFFERED MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON.

AND DENY THE MAN BURGERS AND WRESTLING

AND DIANE ACTUALLY THINKS THAT SAM

AND DIANE IS GOING WITH ME.

AND DISCOVERED LOVE DOESN'T HAVE TO HURT YOU.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?

AND DO YOU LIKE ITALIAN FOOD?

AND DON'T MAKE A BIG FUSS OVER ME TODAY, OK?

AND D**** A NAPKIN OVER YOUR HEAD.

AND DRILLING WITH YOUR FRIENDS,

AND DRINK MYSELF INTO OBLIVION.

AND DRINKING BEER.

AND DUKE WASN'T GAY.

AND EASE INTO THE REJECTION GENTLY.

AND EERIE, AND IT'S OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, YOU KNOW?

AND EMPLOYED BY BETTER EDUCATED PEOPLE

AND EVEN IF I WERE, I COULDN'T DISCUSS IT WITH YOU.

AND EVERY NOW AND THEN, YOU SLIP ME A MUG OF BREW.

AND EVERYTHING, BUT...

AND FEEDING THEM TO YOU.

AND FIGHT OVER BOY NAMES OR GIRL NAMES.

AND FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE DAY.

AND FIND ANYBODY WITH THE LAST NAME BISSET,

AND FIND OUT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKES,

AND FOR YOU, NOT EVEN THAT.

AND GET ME A LITTLE MORE SOUP?

AND GET NORM OUT OF THERE.

AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT, LIKE OLD TIMES?

AND GET THIS MAN A BOWL OF HOT SOUP?

AND GET THIS, DIANE

AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

AND GO SAY HELLO TO MY FELLOW DO GOODERS.

AND GO SOMEPLACE TOGETHER?

AND GUESS WHO SHOULD WALK IN?

AND HAD YOU OVER TO MY PLACE FOR A BANANA DAIQUIRI?

AND HANG OUT WITH THE LOSING TEAM?

AND HAS A GIN AND G****FRUIT.

AND HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE

AND HAVE A GLASS OF WINE. COACH?

AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH OVER THIS.

AND HAVE A PRIVATE TALK?

AND HAVE A SEAT AND WAIT FOR SAM.

AND HAVE A TALK WITH SAM.

AND HE GOT REAL CLOSE TO ME,

AND HE LIVED WITH A GUY WHO WAS A FLORIST,

AND HE NEVER MADE A SOUND.

AND HE PULLED THE TRIGGER.

AND HE REASSURES ME THAT I'VE GOT A GOOD CASE.

AND HE SAID, "CARLA, YOU KNOW WHY I WANT THAT KID?

AND HE SIGNS IT, "UNCLE WHITEY."

AND HE STOPPED TO CORRECT A FLAW IN MY SWING.

AND HE'S A BASEBALL FAN, AND HE REMEMBERS YOU...

AND HE'S ALREADY THOUGHT ONCE TODAY. RIGHT.

AND HE'S BUILT A HUT.

AND HE'S GOT THIS SCAR ON HIS CHIN THAT HE WON'T TALK ABOUT.

AND HE'S SOMEONE YOU KNOW.

AND HE'S TALKED ABOUT SUBSCRIBING TO A MAGAZINE.

AND HELP YOU THROUGH YOUR WAITRESS PROBLEM.

AND HENRIK IBSEN.

AND HIGH UP ON ONE'S THIGH, DO YOU, MARVIN?

AND HIM WINNING ME OVER.

AND HOW ARE WE TODAY?

AND I CAME TO MY SENSES.

AND I CAN'T DO THIS TO HER.

AND I CANNOT BE THREATENED.

AND I COULD HAVE DONE IT EASY, SAMMY.

AND I DID IT IN A WAY THAT WILL MAKE YOU VERY PROUD OF ME.

AND I DIDN'T THINK YOUR WORST WAS ALL THAT BAD,

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE HER CONFIDENCE.

AND I DISCOVERED I'M ELIGIBLE

AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT SONG IT'S FROM,

AND I DON'T THINK THERE'S BEEN ANY REAL REASON

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KIND OF GUY WHO RUBS IT IN,

AND I DREAM ABOUT YOU IN BETWEEN WHEN I'M SLEEPING..."

AND I END UP DOING ALL THE WORK.

AND I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU.

AND I GOT QUITE GOOD AT IT.

AND I GUESS I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD TELL HIM.

AND I GUESS THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THE TRICK.

AND I HAD SIMILAR REASONS TO BE DISCREET.

AND I HAD TO TAKE TOOK CLASSES TO LEARN HOW.

AND I HAND DYED THE FABRIC MYSELF!

AND I HAVE A HABIT OF MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE.

AND I HAVE A HISTORY

AND I JUST HOPE I'M NOT MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.

AND I JUST HOPE THAT EVERYBODY COMES OUT

AND I KINDA PROMISED THAT I'D KEEP YOU HERE.

AND I KNOW WHY THEY'RE SAYING IT.

AND I LEFT HER A NOTE, IN CASE SHE COMES TO.

AND I LOVE DOGS, FRASIER.

AND I LOVE YOU,

AND I MAY BE GIVING ALL OF THAT UP

AND I MELT.

AND I NEVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN.

AND I NOW REALIZE THAT YOUR HAPPINESS COMES FIRST.

AND I PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS.

AND I PASSED.

AND I REALLY I THINK I'M GOING TO BE OK.

AND I REFRAINED.

AND I SAID,

AND I SAY PUTTING IT OFF

AND I SEND OUT A SORT OF...

AND I SIT IN A BAR, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, GUZZLING BEER.

AND I THINK I KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL.

AND I THINK I OUGHT TO GO FIRST.

AND I THINK IT'S VERY INSPIRATIONAL.

AND I THINK THE PLACE REALLY NEEDED REDECORATING.

AND I THINK YOU OUGHT TO TRASH IT.

AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR THEM TO MEET YOU.

AND I UNWITTINGLY HELPED YOU?

AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

AND I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR TO YOU.

AND I WANT TO SEE YOU BOTH HAPPY.

AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EUROPE SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

AND I WAS ABOUT TO GO.

AND I WAS FEEDING MY 4 COUNT 'EM 4 KIDS,

AND I WASN'T RUNNING AWAY.

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN,

AND I WOULD FEEL NOTHING...

AND I, TOO, ONCE HAD A DREAM, NORM.

AND I'D JUST LIKE TO THINK I'M A LITTLE ABOVE THAT.

AND I'D LIKE TO SURPRISE YOU WITH IT.

AND I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

AND I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO COME ALONG.

AND I'D TRADE ALL OF MINE FOR ONE OF YOURS.

AND I'LL ABOUT THINK IT.

AND I'LL EXPLAIN MY WHOLE STORY HERE.

AND I'LL GET US A FINE CORDIAL.

AND I'LL HOSE HIM DOWN.

AND I'LL MAKE AN IMMEDIATE AND FINAL DECISION.

AND I'LL STICK WITH IT THAT WAY.

AND I'LL STOP THINKING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING.

AND I'LL TAKE...

AND I'M A JACKANINNY.

AND I'M A PAULA IN THE BUFF BUFF.

AND I'M ALWAYS BAILING YOU OUT.

AND I'M AN OFFICIAL MINISTER

AND I'M CALLING BECAUSE I

AND I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T GIVE IN TO IT,

AND I'M GONNA GET IT.

AND I'M GONNA HANG IN UNTIL YOU DO.

AND I'M JUST PROVIDING A SERVICE, OK?

AND I'M NOT A VERY GOOD BOYFRIEND,

AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY, MY IDOL AND INSPIRATION.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO SHOVEL SHERBET.

AND I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP

AND I'M NOT MARRYING ANYBODY,

AND I'M PARTICULARLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SHOWER AFTERWARDS.

AND I'M SORRY.

AND I'M TAKING HER UP TO MELVILLE'S FOR DINNER.

AND I'M YOUR MAN.

AND I'VE ALWAYS IGNORED THAT CALL TILL NOW.

AND I'VE BEEN CLEARED FOR LANDING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE WHERE THIS CAME FROM.

AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU AND TELL YOU NOW.

AND I'VE MISSED YOU,

AND I'VE NEVER ADMITTED IT.

AND I'VE SORT OF BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.

AND IF DIANE WERE TO WALK OUT OF THE SURF NAKED ONE DAY,

AND IF THAT MEANS LETTING YOU DATE OTHER WOMEN

AND IF YOU DIDN'T...

AND IF YOU DON'T TAKE IT, YOU'RE FIRED.

AND IF YOU GOT AN "A"?

AND IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU'LL STAND UP

AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

AND IN THE INTERVENING HOURS,

AND INDEED, WE WILL, SAMMY,

AND INSTEAD, YOU GAVE HIM THIS

AND IRENE'S WON THE LOTTERY. TWO MILLION SMACKERS.

AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.

AND IT SUDDENLY OCCURRED TO ME

AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

AND IT'S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY.

AND IT'S SIGNED,

AND IT'S STRAIGHT FROM HERE.

AND IT'S TURNED INTO SOMETHING SLEAZY.

AND IT'S VERY CYNICAL OF YOU NOT TO BELIEVE

AND IT'S WONDERFUL.

AND JUST DANCING.

AND JUST PUT SOME CHEWING GUM BEHIND 'EM?

AND LET LARRY BRING DINNER DOWN TO ME.

AND LET ME GET A SHOT OF THE GIRLS BY THEMSELVES.

AND LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GIRLS?

AND LET THEM SEE HER HANDWRITING?

AND LET'S HEAR SOME MORE OF THOSE SUGGESTIONS.

AND LET'S PUT DOWN OUR PADDLES SIMULTANEOUSLY

AND LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR APPLICATION.

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!

AND LOVING AND LEAVING WAITRESSES.

AND MADE AN IDIOT OF MYSELF.

AND MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF THAT MAN.

AND MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

AND MAKE SURE WE'VE GOT A GOOD TABLE.

AND MAKE YOU BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING.

AND MAKE YOU ONE OF MY FAMOUS OMELETS.

AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

AND MARRY HER BY TOMORROW NIGHT? IT CAN'T BE THAT SIMPLE.

AND MAYBE I'M A BETTER PERSON FOR IT.

AND MAYBE PLAY SOME POOL,

AND ME AND THE KID OVER HERE WERE JUST TRYING

AND ME...

AND MEN IN TIGHT JEANS.

AND MISS DIANE UNDERSTANDS.

AND MONEY IS NO OBJECT.

AND MY CLOTHES ARE SNAGGED, SO I CAN'T BACK UP.

AND MY DRINKING HAS GOT NOTHING, REPEAT, NOTHING,

AND MY TURN ONS INCLUDE HUNTING DOGS,

AND NEVER BE TEMPTED.

AND NEVER LOSE RESPECT FOR THE OTHER PERSON'S ABUNDANT HUMANNESS.

AND NO GIFTS, ALL RIGHT?

AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

AND NORM PETERSON

AND NOW I NEED A WOMAN TO PLEAD MY CASE.

AND NOW I'M WADING IN THEM...UPSTREAM!

AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

AND OBSERVE HIS REACTION.

AND ONE DAY, YOU WAKE UP, AND...

AND ONE THING IN THE WORLD YOU CAN'T STAND

AND ONE TO COMMEMORATE MY GLORIOUS REBIRTH

AND OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.

AND PENDING YOUR APPROVAL,

AND POSSESSIVENESS

AND POURING OUT THEIR LITANY OF DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY.

AND PROMISE ME YOU WON'T MAKE A JOKE OUT OF IT. OK? PROMISE.

AND PROPOSE TO A GAL ON A NIGHT SUCH AS THIS.

AND PURSUE HIS DEGREE.

AND PUT EVERYTHING IN HER NAME.

AND PUT SOME TONGUE IN IT.

AND PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND THE GIRLS, OK?

AND REST ASSURED, MY COMING HERE

AND ROLL AROUND IN ALL MY MONEY?

AND RUINED YOUR CAREER.

AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT THEY ARE THE HAPPIEST MEN IN THE WORLD.

AND SAIL AWAY TO BORA BORA.

AND SAM IS HER FAVORITE?

AND SAMMY MADE UP THIS TERRIFIC SNIPE CALL

AND SAY SOMETHING. OOH!

AND SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY?

AND SECOND, YOUR PAL HAS BEEN AVOIDING THE TWO OF YOU LIKE THE PLAGUE.

AND SEND HER YOUR MOST POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY.

AND SHAVING HER HEAD.

AND SHE ALWAYS BROUGHT HIM A WEE BIT MORE THAN A PINT."

AND SHE CAN KEEP A LITTLE OF IT FOR HERSELF.

AND SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE.

AND SHE DOES.

AND SHE NODDED OUT THE SECOND SHE HIT THE UPHOLSTERY.

AND SHE WILL BE HERE AGAIN TONIGHT.

AND SHE'S GOT PRETTY GOOD TABLE MANNERS.

AND SHE'S HAD EXPERIENCE, TOO.

AND SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BEG ME TO GET BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

AND SHE'S REALLY TRIED.

AND SHE'S...SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE BACK TO CHEERS EVER.

AND SO, I KISSED MY DOG SMILEY

AND SOAK UP A LOT OF AMERICAN HERITAGE,

AND SOMETHING THAT'LL GET ME HOT.

AND SORT OUT THEIR FEELINGS

AND SPENT A LITTLE TIME

AND STILL BE SEXUALLY AROUSED?

AND STILL BE SEXUALLY AROUSED.

AND STILL HE GETS THE GREAT GRADES.

AND STILL I GOT A "D."

AND STRONG WILLED,

AND TAKE THE CONSEQUENCES.

AND TELL HIM IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

AND TELLING HIM I'M RESIGNING.

AND TERRIBLY ROMANTIC AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE CONCERT.

AND THANK YOU.

AND THAT HE'D SENT THOSE LETTERS

AND THAT THING IS ON ITS WAY.

AND THAT WAS THE GRUMPY ONE.

AND THAT YOU KNOW IT'S WRONG?

AND THAT YOU'D BE RESPONSIVE,

AND THAT, CARLA, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME

AND THAT.

AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART OF IT.

AND THAT'S THE LADY'S NAME.

AND THE BEST GRADES IN THE CLASS.

AND THE INTELLIGENCE OF LINT!

AND THE KIDS WOULD CHOOSE UP SIDES FOR SOFTBALL,

AND THE NITROGEN RICH ALLIGATOR GUANO.

AND THE NOISE THAT YOU MAKE

AND THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINDS UP DEFENDING YOU IS ME.

AND THE ONE WOMAN IN THE WORLD WEIRD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HAVE A SHOT AT

AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

AND THE REST JUST TOOK OFF OUT OF THERE.

AND THE REST OF US GO INTO THE BUSH TO BEAT OUT THE SNIPE TO HIM.

AND THE REST OF YOUSE.

AND THE SECOND I FOUND OUT,

AND THE SOX IN THE SERIES AGAIN BEFORE I DIE.

AND THE TIME YOU LIED ABOUT A RELATIVE DYING

AND THE WAY SHE'S BEEN TREATING THE COACH. I MEAN, I THINK IT STINKS.

AND THE WOMAN WHO GIVES ME LIFE.

AND THE...AND THE TOAST WAS TOO LIGHT.

AND THEIR LITTLE HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN,

AND THEN AT NIGHT, WHEN EVERYONE'S GONE HOME, JUST LET ME OUT.

AND THEN HE BATTED THOSE EYELASHES AT ME,

AND THEN HE SAYS SOMETHING KIND OF INTELLIGENT.

AND THEN I JUST KICKED OUT WITH MY LEG,

AND THEN I'LL KILL MYSELF.

AND THEN MAYBE HAVE A DRIVE DOWN THE CAPE

AND THEN SHE SAYS SHE DIDN'T CHEAT.

AND THEN TALK THEM INTO COMING UP TO BOSTON.

AND THEN TONIGHT, SHE DID IT AGAIN.

AND THEN WE'LL TOP IT OFF

AND THERE ARE BEES GOING TO BED HUNGRY.

AND THERE'D BETTER BE, DIANE.

AND THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE GONNA FRY HIM.

AND THEY DIDN'T BUY YOUR PRODUCT OUT OF PITY, NOW,

AND THEY TURN OUT TO BE NOTHING.

AND THEY'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER EVERY NIGHT SINCE.

AND THIS DOES SEEM

AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER SUE BLANCHARD.

AND THIS IS MY FRIEND ERNIE PANTUSO.

AND THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CROCK, PAL.

AND THOR'S?

AND THOSE ARE WORDS.

AND THOSE TWO WILL BE DREAMING

AND THOUGH IT'S RATHER PRIMITIVE,

AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOCK TO BOSTON

AND THROWN INTO SOME DARK, COLD CELL

AND TIRED.

AND TOMORROW, HITLER IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

AND TOSS THESE IN THE BLUE CIVIC OUT IN FRONT?

AND TOTALLY SHED THE MECHANIZED WORLD.

AND TOWARDS MYSELF.

AND TRIES TO BECOME MORE FAMILIAR BY THE USE OF SOME SMOOTH LINE.

AND TRY TO OPEN IT.

AND UNLESS THE TV REPAIR BUSINESS

AND US.

AND WALK AWAY FROM THIS THING.

AND WANTS TO MARRY HIM.

AND WAVED GOOD BYE TO MY PA, AND HERE I AM.

AND WE ALL HATED HER GUTS.

AND WE HAD TO STAY INSIDE BY THAT BIG OLD FIREPLACE?

AND WE WERE AU NATURAL.

AND WE'D SIT ON THE PORCH

AND WE'LL DROP THEM OFF AT SOME BUS STOP.

AND WE'LL HAVE A BOWL OF BOUILLABAISSE.

AND WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE TALK ABOUT IT.

AND WE'LL SHARE A CUP OF GROG, SIR.

AND WE'RE GOING TO BE WITH YOU ALL THROUGH THIS.

AND WE'RE GOING TO WORK THIS THING THROUGH.

AND WE'RE MIGHTY GRATEFUL, TOO, SAM. AREN'T WE, DIANE?

AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO, EVER.

AND WHAT DO WE GET FOR LOVING 'EM?

AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR IT?

AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

AND WHEN I COME BACK,

AND WHEN I MAKE UP MY MIND,

AND WHEN THE PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSION

AND WHERE'S FRASIER GOING TO MOVE TO?

AND WHISTLED THE WAY WE WERE?

AND WHO DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA PICK?

AND WIN ME BACK, ARE YOU?

Cheers - Season 3
Cheers is an iconic American television sitcom that aired from 1982 to 1993. With its witty writing, lovable characters, and catchy theme song, Cheers quickly became a beloved show for audiences around the world. Season 3 of Cheers, which aired in 1984-1985, was particularly successful and solidified the show's place in television history. The season featured a talented cast led by Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Rhea Perlman, George Wendt, John Ratzenberger, and many others. Set in the Cheers bar, located in Boston, the show revolved around a group of regulars and the employees who worked there. Cheers was not just a bar, but a place where everyone knew your name, creating a warm and welcoming atmosphere that viewers connected with. The heart of Cheers was the relationship between Sam Malone (played by Ted Danson), a former baseball player turned bartender, and Diane Chambers (played by Shelley Long), an intelligent and slightly pretentious waitress. Their on-again, off-again romantic relationship was a central storyline throughout the series, including in Season 3. The chemistry between Ted Danson and Shelley Long was palpable, and their portrayals of Sam and Diane were both hilarious and heartfelt. Sam's smooth-talking womanizer persona clashed with Diane's book-smart, sophisticated personality, creating many comedic moments and heated arguments. Their constant banter and romantic tension kept viewers hooked, eagerly awaiting the next episode to see if they would finally make it work. In addition to Sam and Diane's dynamic, Season 3 introduced some new characters and further developed the existing ones. Carla Tortelli (played by Rhea Perlman) continued to be the feisty and outspoken waitress, always ready with a sarcastic remark. Norm Peterson (played by George Wendt) was the lovable regular who greeted everyone with his infamous catchphrase, "Norm!" John Ratzenberger's character, Cliff Clavin, the know-it-all postman, also provided plenty of laughs with his absurd facts and quirky personality. Cheers also had a fantastic supporting cast, including Nicholas Colasanto as Coach, the endearing but slightly dim-witted bartender, and Kelsey Grammer as Dr. Frasier Crane, a psychiatrist who becomes a regular at the bar. These talented actors brought their characters to life, making Cheers a true ensemble show where every member of the cast contributed to its success. The theme song of Cheers, titled "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," is one of the most recognizable and beloved TV show theme songs of all time. Composed by Gary Portnoy and performed by Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo, the song perfectly captures the essence of the show. Its lyrics speak to the idea of finding a place where you are accepted and valued, much like the Cheers bar. If you're feeling nostalgic or simply want to experience the magic of Cheers again, you can easily find and download the series or watch it on various streaming platforms. The sounds of laughter, clinking glasses, and the familiar opening notes of the theme song will transport you back to a time when Cheers reigned supreme on television. Cheers - Season 3 remains a beloved part of television history, and its success can be attributed to the talented cast, clever writing, and relatable characters. The show tackled various themes such as love, friendship, and the ups and downs of everyday life, resonating with audiences for over a decade. So grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the timeless humor and warmth of Cheers - Season 3.
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