Inspector Gadget (1999) Edit

A few interchangeable options.

A power assisted metamorphic camouflage system, a cardio homing device.

Actually, I was taking lessons not long ago, in the hope...

Adios, boys!

Ah, too bad Hook is taken, huh?

Ah.

Ah. And I won't be happy until you're off the force,

Ahem.

Ahh!

All coupled with extensive internal trauma.

All in a day's work, ma'am. Any cop woulda done the same.

All right. Now, it may look simple,

All Sandy ever wants to talk about is that gross foot.

All these fine people in the credits made me look good.

And being sold, piece by piece, at some garage sale.

And complete control of all my research.

And get out of my office.

And he won't call me Evil Gidget behind my back.

And how's your auto axle lubricator functioning?

And I just didn't want to embarrass you with your friends.

And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food,

And it must feel strange.

And kick, and kick, and kick, and fall.

And Kim's dad is a dentist,

And never say no.

And some scrap metal from whatever it was that broke into the lab.

And two: I liked you better fat.

And we didn't offer you anything for free.

And you wanted to trip 'em up... what would you do?

And you're exceeding the speed limit.

And, I must say, the likeness is really quite convincing.

Anyway, sir, like I said, without the chip, I don't think...

Are you breathing?

As the first prototype cyber police officer for the Riverton Police Department.

At a gala event tomorrow night...

Attached to the Yahoo! Billboard,

Attention! Driver of the wrecked limo...

B, B, B, B, B, B, B... Bradford.

Back to the drawing board!

Brain, say something. Come in. Over.

Brain? Yech.

Brenda, I'm programmed to be a cheerleader.

Brenda, it's not safe here. Scolex is a liar and a thief and...

Brenda, jump! Right on my back!

Brenda, what a pleasant surprise.

Brenda.

Bring on the brownies! Hah!

Buckle up, kids, and stick some newspaper under that beagle.

But don't any of you leave for theme parks just yet.

But Go, go, Gadget, sounds so...

But I really think it's gonna pay off, though.

But it's been 30 days since I last kissed up to anyone!

But the press would like to take some photos of us with our boys in blue.

But this thing has just about as many factory extras as you do.

But what about your other research?

By your heart, not your head! [Laughing]

Can't be.

Cannonball! [Laughing]

Chief, if you don't mind my asking,

Chips ahoy.

Clear for the mayor!

Come on, Penny. We gotta find him. There's something rotten in Riverton.

Come on! Get in there!

Comprende?

Concentrate.

Conjugate the verb, for pity's sake.

Contact.

Dad told me that I would know when the right man came along.

Dashing Appalachian? What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?

Destroy the city and have some fun.

Destroyed private property and set fire to an elderly man's beard.

Didn't you read the manual? Try something else!

Different.

Do it, or you'll be building yourself a new head.

Don't forget: Tomorrow's the day parents come and talk about their careers.

Don't push my buttons without readin' the manual! Ooh, watch out there, now.

Don't you wanna hang out?

Dr Bradford is out of the lab and we can go in. Sikes, release the remote control van.

Dr Bradford, both I and Police Chief Quimby here...

Dr Bradford, I won't rest until lfind whoever's responsible.

Dump this idiot in thejunkyard.

Enough to move the machinery that's now built into your body.

Et tu, Sikes?

Every army in the world will be made up of my creations.

Every time I close my eyes. How was school?

Evil quite often prevails.

Except obtaining the balls.

Excuse me! Press! Excuse me! Mayor on the premises.

Excuse me. Inspector, may I have this dance?

Extendo legs, helicopter hat.

Final score: Gadgetmobile... one, Scolex... zippo.

Fine work, Mr Security Guard. You got me.

Follow me. It's gonna be fast. And kick, and kick, and kick...

For the third time... Sanford Scolex, you are under arrest!

For those special nights out.

Gadget.

Get in there! [Groaning]

Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow promises to be quite an evening.

Get rid of him.

Go home! Lock your doors!

Go, go, Gadget... [Muffled] grappling hook!

Go, go, Gadget... air bag.

Go, go, Gadget... air brakes. Go, go, Gadget... aeroplane.

Go, go, Gadget... brake!

Go, go, Gadget... bubble wrap. Go, go, Gadget... parasail. Parakeet.

Go, go, Gadget... chopper.

Go, go, Gadget... circus net. Go, go, Gadget... featherbed. Go, go, Gadget... hay wagon.

Go, go, Gadget... coils!

Go, go, Gadget... giant trampoline.

Go, go, Gadget... glider. Go, go, Gadget... balloon. Go, go, Gadget... parachute.

Go, go, Gadget... magnifying glass.

Go, go, Gadget... oil slick.

Go, go, Gadget... oil slick.

Go, go, Gadget... snow. Go, go, Gadget... water.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, Gadget!

Go, go... suction shoes.

Good. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Kramer.

Good. Then I will just give you your manual to study.

Goodbye, Mr Chip.

Gotcha!

Gotta make my own case.

Guess it just takes a little getting used to, you know?

Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?

He doesn't need the chip.

He looks just like me. I don't get it.

He said that I would have unlimited funding,

He'll make you obsolete:

He's capable of intelligent thought. That's useful to me.

He's just like the Six Million Dollar Man.

Heads up, baby! Evil dude's limo at 12:00.

Hello, and welcome to Robobrendaerobics...

Hello, and welcome to Robobrendaerobics...

Hello, Antonio's? Yeah, it's Brenda. No, foot's still not moving.

Hello. Finally, there's a detective in the house.

Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.

Help, Uncle John!

Help!

Helping someone pick out good weather stripping.

Here's the foot. I didn't know any better.

Hey, before we hit the road, I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck!

Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay? Have some quality girl time.

Hey, Gadget. It's a clip on.

Hey, I've got heat sensors. I know what you were thinkin' when Dr B. Gave you that smile.

Hey, I've got heat sensors. I know what you were thinkin' when Dr B. Gave you that smile.

Hey, that guy's speeding.

Hey, wait a minute. Tomorrow's your day off.

Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile. The Gadgetmobile bumps you.

Hey! Who's in the car? I work alone.

Hey. Hey, what'd you do that for?

Hi, John. How are you doing down there?

Hi, John. How are you doing down there?

Hi. My name is Sikes.

His risked his life to protect our work.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot.

How do ya... whoa... fly this thing?

How's your central vallecular equilibrator feeling?

Huh?

Huh. I'm a bowler myself. You work at the prison?

Huh. You know, I don't get it, Gadget. Every time you...

I always take everything so literally.

I am tired. Please, go home. Go home, go home, go home.

I comprendo. Yo comprendo.

I could be working at my dad's store right now...

I could only carry two glasses.

I deserve a dashing appellation.

I don't get it, Claw. What's your plan now?

I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it.

I don't know what's wrong. I, uh... I seem to be ill, and I can't remember anything.

I don't remember if you enjoy the medieval fare, but...

I don't understand what happened to me.

I don't... Oh, yes.

I fear that the kitten rescue patrol is a misuse of my capabilities.

I forgot my keys.

I gotta destroy the evidence. Why couldn't it be a finger?

I gotta go find John.

I have a few assignments for you to cut your teeth on first.

I I know you're upset about yesterday.

I It's a miracle. He doesn't need the chip.

I just applied to the Riverton police force.

I just meant the whole...

I just never realized...

I just think I could do so much more good as a cop.

I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle,

I know you all are wondering... things with the Volkswagen are working out real good.

I made it myself.

I mean... Are you sure we picked up the right signal?

I tapped into her files and stole her research.

I think so.

I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.

I used to watch the way you wrinkled your little nose, concentrating on calculations.

I want to make sure nobody else can develop their own android.

I was obese.

I was thinking about how much you remind me of your mother.

I was, uh, cleaning it.

I won't be happy until I've brought the murderers of Artemus Bradford to justice.

I'd answer, but I doubt you really care.

I'd answer, but I doubt you really care.

I'd hoped that we could've worked together, been partners.

I'd hoped that we could've worked together, been partners.

I'd save her, but I can't fit in the elevator.

I'll be getting into the law enforcement bowling league too.

I'll be right back.

I'll get you next time, Gadget. I'll get you.

I'll go get him, boss. Sit tight.

I'll tell you what you are. You're the... [Blubbering]

I'll tell you what you are. You're the... [Blubbering]

I'll tell you why.

I'm a minion.

I'm afraid so. Pull him up.

I'm gonna have to arrest you. Hey! Get your hands off me!

I'm not me any more. I'm a hardware store.

I'm on my way. You know what they say about nice guys finishing last?

I'm ready to get tough... real tough.

I'm sorry, Chief.

I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help is so hard to find these days.

I'm sure that he would have wanted me to finish it as soon as possible.

I'm very proud of you.

I've got something special to show you. Ta da!

I've pretty much completed Prometheus per your specifications,

If I only had that badge.

Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh?

In fact, I I want you to lead the Bradford case. I think...

Increase magnification.

Increase magnification.

Inspector Gadget reporting, sir, with the 13th...

International rescue workers, teachers.

Isn't that Dr Brenda Bradford's private data?

Isn't there an off button or something? A mute?

It feels pretty good.

It looks so real. Yow!

It took me forever to get through it.

It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna fight me some crime. Whoo!

It's a high powered processor chip...

It's a thing of beauty, Quimby.

It's all right. It's all right.

It's functioning fully.

It's got a sort of postmodern Captain Hook kind of feel to it.

It's mine.

It's my uncle John, that's what it is.

It's not good, sir.

John Brown's the right man.

John, h he just offered me a job.

John! Are you okay?

John! I'm up here! Take my hand!

Justice will be served.

Kramer, don't look so nonplussed.

Kramer, that's enough. Sikes, bring on the foot.

Ladies, I don't like the looks of this.

Left, Sikes, turn!

Let me give you a lift. [Cackling] Where can I drop you off?

Let me put it this way. I got the Skittles kicked out of me.

Let's go.

Let's just say he's not a very good guy.

Let's see if I still know how to do this.

Let's see what you can do, Gadgetmobile, 'cause I feel the need... the need for speed.

Let's split up. I'll go after 'em, and you say ten four.

Let's talk, Chief. [Clicks]

Letter? Uh, gee, well... What letter?

Like a geek from Kansas who became a security guard.

Like Madonna.

Like, In the name of justice.

Look who I brought to visit.

Look, I know that Nicole's dad is a lawyer,

Look, it's Brain. He came to see you.

Look, Mr Brown, I know that this is all new for you,

May I cut in?

Mm hmm. Looks like the usual stuff:

Mommy!

Mongrel! My pants! Oh, God!

Mongrel.

Move, darn you! Move!

Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world.

Mr Brown... Mr Brown, come back here.

My father designed the programme, and he...

My God. Me... I'm out of control.

My hair!

My old man had a hardware store.

My own lab...

New head.

Next thing you know, you're a minion.

Next thing you know...

Next time you pay for a Gadget, don't forget the extended warranty.

No overtime, no hazard pay, no blue flu. [Laughs]

No, I didn't.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No!

No! I gotta get outta here.

No! Uncle John! Wake up!

Nobody likes a whiner. Now, what are you gonna do about it?

Not bad, John Brown.

Not that it's your business, but what makes you think I was putting moves on Dr Bradford?

Now that Dr Bradford is part of the Scolex team, we share everything...

Now you've crossed the line. Pull over, you!

Now, get out, go home. Leave, vamoose. You got to go.

Now, if I'm home late, it just means it took a little extra time...

Now, look here. Come clean with me, or I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.

Now, look how your replacement is helping people...

Of course I have the right signal.

Officer Brown, you're my hero.

Oh, boo hoo hoo, rookie.

Oh, Brenda, don't jump. For God's sake, we can work this out, darling.

Oh, by the way, what do we have on the Artemus Bradford murder?

Oh, for cryin' out loud. Go, go, forward, please!

Oh, great idea! Three flutes of bubbly, please, Mr Gizmo.

Oh, hello, Brenda.

Oh, how touching. The creator and the creation.

Oh, I'll strap myself in.

Oh, no, wait. No, no, no, no!

Oh, no! Brenda!

Oh, no. That's okay.

Oh, Robo, nothing can stop us now!

Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have to place your uncle under arrest.

Oh, surprise.

Oh, this is so much more cool than hanging out in that lab.

Oh, too far! Whoa!

Oh, well, I think sharing files is a great way to bring the company together.

Oh, well... [Sighs]

Oh, what about that?

Oh, whoo! Go, go, Gadget... skis.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. I was getting to them. Well, let's see him in action, huh?

Oh! Oh oh oh oh! It's Go, go, Gadget.

Oh! Oh, no! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh!

Oh.

Okay, all right. I'll go get us some dinner. But then we keep going.

Okay, boss. You with the beard, come here.

Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain, you go that way. I'll go this way.

Okay, stop.

Okay! [Panting] Okay. Whoo!

Okay.

Okay. I'd shake your hand but you might lose an eye.

Okay. No. Not in his mouth, Brain. No. No.

Okay. Turn me on, Kramer.

Okie dokles, sir.

One that will send my enemies cowering in fear.

Ooh! Oh!

Ooh. Oh!

Or at least we will.

Or... else.

Ow, ow!

Paraglider. Parasol.

Pardon me! Excuse me! Comin'through!

Parents coming to school... whose idea was that anyway?

Penny isn't here right now, but you can call her at home, okay?

Perhaps if we give him maximum voltage.

Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. Woof!

Please step out of the vehicle immediately...

Please wake up. I know you can hear me.

Please, don't tell me. No.

Pull the N.S.A. Chip before he butchers another language.

Ready? Okay! # B R E N D A #

Remember, kids. I'm a professional car, so don't try this at home.

Remember: Smoking kills.

Right turn!

Riverton's first cyber crime fighter heroically apprehended...

Sandy, is that you?

Scolex Industries.

Selling nails, hammers and power drills.

She held up a mirror to my misguided ways in the service of Mr Scolex.

Shock troops, kamikaze pilots, hit men.

Si. Go, go... Spanish translation.

Since my dreams for a global robotic empire...

Sit back and relax, darling. [Clicks Tongue]

Skates! I meant skates!

Smile!

So he's the lucky duck they plucked for the Gadget programme. Ha! Irony abounds.

So I have managed to design...

So I made you a sushi hand... see there?

So they don't search the deliver guy again.

So what's your name?

So, anyone special going tonight?

So, go, go... get over it.

So, how soon can you finish the Gadget project, hmm?

So, okay, let's say there are two guys trying to rob a jewellery store,

So, why don't you just about face...

Something got left behind. What does Brenda have that I don't?

Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.

Stay alive! Whatever happens, I will find you.

Stay in the car. I don't mind baby sitting you, Penny,

Stop, Claw!

Sure. What do you... What do you want to talk about? Politics?

Tap your foot again.

Tell me, what will you do now that the Gadget programme is completed?

Ten miles an hour in the parking lot, buddy!

Testing, testing.

Thank you for that, Sikes.

Thank you, sir.

That increases the charge in the human brain wave...

That was the job talking. The truth is...

That we had the courage to believe in and initiate the Gadget programme.

That we had the courage to believe in and initiate the Gadget programme.

That's a baker's dozen... kitten I've pulled out of a tree this week.

That's good enough for me. [Laughs]

That's it! It's animated by will, not by thought.

That's not oil, it's toothpaste!

The Florida Marlins?

The future of law enforcement reborn before our very eyes.

The Gadget suit.

The Gadgetmobile pulls under it. The crowd's going crazy.

The Gadgetmobile.

The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.

The shepherd needs her sheep. Yes, it is a credit to myself and my administration...

The soon to be inspector will be inducted into the Riverton Police Department...

Thelma, how do I look?

There's an awful lot of idiots around here.

There's one more thing. I almost forgot. It's important.

There's something I just have to ask you.

Thinking of calling him The Love Bug,

This chip is gonna make the whole Gadget project work.

This is a huge opportunity. You were designed...

This is not goodbye.

This is Security Officer John Brown.

This is the coolest watch. It's a radio, a computer, even a phone.

To make technowarriors that never get tired, never get hungry...

To overthrow Scolex's evil empire, okay?

Together, you and I could've... [Imitating British Accent] R r ruled the world.

Toothpaste? Whaa!

Try to visualize your goal.

Two escaped convicts this afternoon in the downtown area.

Two things, Scolex! One: You are completely insane.

Uh oh! Someone's gonna blame the old lady.

Uh oh. Oh, gosh! Ooh!

Uh, here.

Uh...

Uncle John! [Grunting]

Uncle John?

Uncle.

Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world,

Up, up, up, up. Good, good, good, good. Oh, bad, bad, bad.

Very attractive female doctors.

Very diabolical. [Chuckles]

Volume one.

Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot, then Scolex murdered Dr...

Wait a second. Wait a second!

Way to go, rookie. We'll make a cop out of you yet.

We are like totally twins.

We have a blader. Repeat...

We probably share brain waves. Are you thinking about gelato right now?

We shouldn't be fighting. We've got a lot in common, except I've got nicer teeth.

We're expecting a little subcompact any day now.

We're gonna go in... I'll take...

We're lookin'at extensive tissue damage: 44 fractures, a major concussion,

Well, anyhoo, Captain... Sir... Mr Claw,

Well, couldn't I say something more official, like,

Well, first we have the opera hand...

Well, good evening, young lady. It's been a while. [Chuckles]

Well, good. Keep it that way, and that's an order.

Well, here goes. Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao.

Well, I can still secure and protect.

Well, I just thought you'd wanna know...

Well, I'll go get us some champagne.

Well, I'll tell you, the problem is the Bradford case requires real police work,

Well, it's nice to see you again.

Well, the mayor, the governor.

Well, um...

Well, we got a limo with no licence...

Well, you crushed my hand, and I really liked that hand,

Wh What were you thinking about?

What happened to you?

What happened? I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help.

What have they got me on? Ooh! Ooh!

What kind of cyberfreak are we dealing with?

What would UncleJohn be doing here?

Whee!

Wheel in the waffles! I'm ready to binge! [Laughing]

Where I'll be your host, Robobrenda.

Where's Officer Brown?

Which is in no way a plug for my employer, the Walt Disney Company.

While I appreciate cute and fluffy as much as the next officer,

Who you callin' car? I'm a crime fighting machine. Watch this. Left turn!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa oa!

Whoo! [Screaming]

Whoo! Time for a bat turn.

Why would you do that?

Why, it's that annoying little security guard from the institute.

Why's that foot in the toilet?

Without this chip... the most powerful robotics chip in the world...

Would you mind if I do the honours?

Wow!

Wowser!

Wowser. I knew it.

Yeah, I comprende.

Yeah, my movie. Even though we called it Inspector Gadget.

Yeah... Columbo and Nintendo all rolled into one.

Yes, boss.

Yes! Power drills rock!

You are not a real policeman. You arejust a publicity stunt that we have to put up with.

You are now a sophisticated network of tissue, hardware and software.

You blew up me and my Chevette, and I really liked that car.

You havejust been animated...

You just need to... Ioosen up, be cool.

You just ran a stop sign. Whoa!

You know I have Lo Jack on my father's side.

You know what makes me peoplesick? A rookie thinkin' he's good enough for Dr B.

You know, Brenda, I'm not at all surprised you've become such a renowned scientist.

You know, Sikes, you look more like the kind of guy who should be, um...

You may not remember very much right now. You suffered a major concussion in the explosion.

You said yourself you wanted to help people... this is your chance.

You should've quit while you were ahead.

You simply say Go, go, Gadget, and then you name the device.

You sit back and enjoy the ride, Penny. I'm driving. Ha ha.

You were always the most brilliant one in school.

You'll pay for this, Scolex.

You'll see. Okay, now, it has voice activation, ejection seats,

You're done with the Gadget thing. Come and join me at Scolex Industries.

You're kidding, right? Okay. You see? He's always kidding.

You're under arrest for the murder of Artemus Bradford, Scolex.

Your new wardrobe.

[Barking] # Ooh ooh #

[Barks] [Giggles]

[Beeping] Whoa!

[Brain Growling] [Screaming]

[Brenda Chuckles] No, I was a hard worker. Oh, I remember.

[Brenda Gasps] Yes! [Laughs]

[Cackling] to cross the street. Hey.

[Cat Meowing] [Man] Brenda Bradford.

[Chattering] [Scolex] Arrivederci, Gadget!

[Chattering] [Scolex] Arrivederci, Gadget!

[Children Screaming] [Screaming]

[Chirping] What the...

[Chuckles] [Coughs]

[Chuckling] Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

[Computer Keys Clicking] Attention, Robogadget.

[Computerized Voice] Si means yes. I knew it!

[Cop] Here comes Gadget. Hey, that your new partner, Gadget?

[Coughs] I'll be with you every step of the way.

[Crashing, Cat Meowing] [Chuckles]

[Crowd Cheering] Watch!

[Crowd Marvelling] [Woman] We'll be right here.

[Dog Howls] [Crowd Cheers]

[Gadgetmobile] Come here, Carl Lewis. Uh, halt! Forward!

[Gasping] [Laughing] Very saucy.

[Gasping] [Mumbling]

[Gasping] Wow!

[Gasping] Dad. Hmm? What?

[Gasps] [Meows]

[Gasps] I don't think the car likes me.

[Growling] [Screaming]

[Grunting] [Cackling]

[Grunting] Ah. Oh, oh.

[Grunts] Whoa. Whoo.

[Grunts] You can run, but you can't hide.

[Kitten Meows] Well, if you're gonna pout.

[Kitten Slurping] I want that case, sir.

[Knocking] What?

[Laughing] [Laughing]

[Mechanical Whirring] You will adjust.

[Meowing] So?

[Metal Clanging] [Grunting]

[Moans] Yeah, that might work.

[Panting] Oh! Ooh!

[Panting] Um, I, uh... [Mechanical Noises Continue]

[Penny] Fire! Wrong finger.

[Penny] Okay! [Gadgetmobile] Later, Penny.

[Quimby] Get ready, boys. Here's the dynamic duo. The camera is your friend.

[Radio] # Hey, now, you're a rock star # Yeah!

[Shouting] [Screaming]

[Shrieks, Sighs] Oops.

[Straining] It's a lemon.

[Swami Continues Screaming] Excuse me.

[Television Reporter Continues] John!

[Together] Hi, Sikes. And I'm a minion.

[Tyres Squealing] Can you find the Scolex building from here?

[Watch Beeps] Go.

[Woman] Good morning, Officer Brown. Morning.

[Woman] Jack, queen... [John Whistles]

# And more # # Everything, girl #

# Fulfil your every dream # # Everything you want and more #

# I got a wild wild life # Don't you ever stop?

# If you need a friend you got me # # I'll be your everything #

# If you need a friend you got me # # I'll be your everything #

# Only shootin'stars break the mould ## So I'll rule out the Spanish.

A robotic foot? Yeah.

a robotic foot. Robotic foot.

Aiyee! Oh!

All of'em. Oh, I thought you meant a specific cluster.

and the fact is, you're not a real police inspector. [Kitten Belches]

Any more questions? Nope, I'm fine.

Are you talking to me? Speakin' of the law, who's not wearing a seat belt?

Are you talking to me? Speakin' of the law, who's not wearing a seat belt?

Big grin. That's it. Inspector! Over here, please!

Brenda, Brenda. You!

But if it's important to you, Penny... Did the letter come?

Bye. What do they mean, she's not at home?

Can you hear us? He's alive.

Careful. [Sneezes]

Chain saw! Waxy build up, stat. Bring in the hoses, stat!

Come on, try it again. Do it again! All right.

Come on. You made me a car?

Dad, keep thinking about that foot. Yep, the usual. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Do we at least know what was stolen? According to Doctor Bradford,

Doctors? You know, female doctors...

Dr Bradford. Yes?

Four, three, two, one, zero. ## [Brenda Humming]

Freeze! Don't move, Gadget!

Freeze! Get back! Gentlemen, there's been some kind of a mistake.

Gadget here. It's about Brenda, partner.

Go, go, Gadgetmobile? Good morning, Riverton!

Go, go, stop! We're gonna need some more work with you.

Good morning, Robogadget. [Mumbling]

Got any money? Uh uh.

Guess I'm all set then. Right. Oh!

Haven't you fallen out yet? No, sir, I haven't!

He makes the catch! [Meows]

He was a good man. Oh. D Did you know him?

Hello? [Girls] Hi, Mr Gadget.

Hello? John? Anybody home? [Tyres Squealing]

Help people, that is. Um, I gotta...

Here you go. You look...

Here. Have a victory cigar. No, thanks.

Here's Tira with the story. In an incredible display of courage,

Hey, have you seen my uncle, John Brown? Uh, he's in there.

Hey, hey, don't touch that. [Crowd Gasping]

Hey, that looks just like the guy we almost killed. Oh, I didn't hear that!

Hey, the dog! [All] The dog!

Hey, wait. What about me? [Gadgetmobile] You're smarter than he is.

Hey, what's the big idea? Open your eyes! We got a couple of jailbreakers!

Hi, hi. [Laughs] Oh, very clever, Kramer.

Hi. Hi.

Hmm? Aw, man. I got a june bug in my grille. [Spits]

Hmm? Whoa!

How 'bout...Captain Claw? Oh.

Huh? [Grunting]

Huh? Go, go, Gadget... blades.

Huh? Hello, Artemus. I'll take that.

Huh? Well, they were wrong.

Huh. You'll see. [Chuckles]

I borrowed a book from your dad. You did?

I do want to help people. I know.

I don't smoke. Oh, really? You will now.

I finally get to meet you. Y...

I love you, but I think you have a loose wire. [Laughing]

I never know. This time no.

I really like it. Okay. Good. I'm glad.

I seem to be having a reaction. [Shrieking]

I, um... Your thumb's on fire!

I... did. Brenda, dance with me.

I'm... Okay. Night. Sorry. Good night, now.

Is it that obvious? [Sighs] Come on, Uncle John.

Is my occipital piston slipping? No.

Is that true? Every word of it. She's an amazing young woman.

John! [Imitating Brenda] John!

John! ## [Singing]

John! Oh, no!

John? Uncle John?

Just watch out for the big head. Understood.

Left turn! Got it! Okay, take the wheel.

Left turn! Got it! Okay, take the wheel.

Left, you idiot! Over the lock!

Lost your keys, fellas? Uh, keys... Yeah, keys.

Mayor's coming through! Clear the way! Dr Bradford!

Mmm. Oh. Yeah. With the, uh, English Patient there?

Mr Brown. Oh. Oh, it's you.

My head is very heavy. Don't worry. That's easy to fix.

Nah! Scuba Instructor?

Nice aim, Doc! Thank you.

Nice stars. Yeah? Which ones?

Nicole and Kim, how'd you get the number of my hand? From Penny. Is she there?

No no no no, straight ahead! No, left! Bad cat. Bad cat.

No, no, no, no, no... Or Santa Claw.

No, you idiot! No!

No! Hey, how about Super Idiot?

Not bad at all. [Relieved Sigh]

Now, just a moment... [Gasps] Arrivederci, Professor.

Now! [Grunting]

Oh, it's a he. Excuse me?

Oh, just say, Go, go, Gadgetmobile. Yes, but will you...

Oh, Sikes, you lost her. I'm gonna try to find her, boss.

Oh! [Cackling] Very good, yes!

Oh! Sorry, sir!

Oh. [Chuckles, Grunts]

Oh. [Chuckles]

Oh. Penny, why are you here? Evidence!

Oh. Thanks. Yo! Check out the bowling shirt!

Oh... Watch the coat. Okay.

Okay, uh, let me think. ## [Jeopardy! Theme Plays]

Ooh, cute little bug. Wait up, fraulein. [Honking]

Ooh! Ooh la la!

Ooh. Oh. Huh?

Penny, where's your uncle? I thought he was with you.

Penny! Uncle John!

Penny? You're alive.

Permission to speak freely, sir. No.

Power Learning Through Speed Study. Oh.

Right! When I give you the signal, slow down.

Sandy built me to your specifications. You're me?

See, I know what dogs do when they're nervous. Stop!

She's not home, but we'll try her again. Okay, bye.

Shoot him! [Yelling]

Shut up and dance! that one day l...

Shut up and let me do it. Very observant, Gadgetmobile.

Sikes! Yes, boss?

Sikes! Yes, boss?

So do I. Yeah?

So what's new? Hello... You killed my father!

Somebody help! Save us!

Stop the car, Sikes. I want to enjoy this. [Laughing]

Sweetie pie, really! [Screaming]

Ten four! [Siren Blaring]

That's enough, Quimby. Sorry. Just doesn't look like you got off to a good start.

Then there's a periscope, a candy... Dr Bradford,

There you are. Drive carefully. We'll see you.

Time to do some good. [Thieves Continue Arguing]

To catch the bad guys! Stand back, Thelma! This isn't going to end well.

Uh oh. [Cackling]

Uh, yeah. Work at the prison. [Gadgetmobile Whispering] Psst! Gadget!

Uncle John! [Brenda] Penny!

Watch the birdie! Get a big smile!

We made it! Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex is out and that is the game!

We were? Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed.

We've done all we can. Not yet, we haven't.

Well, who are you? Whoa, there, big boy.

Well. Well.

What are you going to do now? [Bell Dings] I'm gonna kick some butt.

What foot? The one he stole and copied to make me.

What happened? You've just come out of a very long recovery.

What was that? We have an intruder on the premises... a black van.

What you got, a cat burglar? A real felon, huh?

What? Huh.

What? Oh, oh, nothin'.

Where? Try that big hole in the wall!

Where's Scolex? I'll find him. You drive.

while he maliciously stacked these four cars. What's gone wrong?

Who are you, rookie? I'm Officer John Brown,

Whoa! [Gadgetmobile Laughs]

Whoa! Say, Go, go, Gadget, stop!

Why didn't you say so? [Tyres Screech]

Why would you do this? To make teachers!

Wow. It's for you.

Wowser. [Woman] Black eight on the red nine...

Wowser. [Woman] Black eight on the red nine...

Yeah? It's what I've always wanted to do.

Yeah? Scolex is taking her to the roof.

Yeah. Okay. I'll call the guardhouse...

You been talking to my car? What?

You did? Mmm. You took my breath away.

You know, arrogance can sneak up on you. No, that big head!

You put it on. Come on. Why can't he do it?

You remind me of a thing Godzilla once said. [Whooping]

You're not on duty, Brown! I'm always on duty!

... Riverton's much admired budget surplus to fund...

'Cause I am.

[All Gasp, Sigh]

[All] Hmm.

[Brenda Screaming]

[Brenda Stammers]

[Brenda] John, I know you can save us! Think of something!