💬 Childrens Hospital (2008)

A all. All of it.

A change is gonna come.

A free mammogram!

A human piñata.

A kissing scene when I was married to you.

A little boy came in this morning to have his tonsils removed,

A round for my coworkers.

A woman has specifically requested you by name.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaand...they're gone.

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah! Clear!

Aah! Now push, ma!

About grief and loss and death, and you're welcome.

Accident of birth that made me a member of the aristocracy.

Accident victims are like tawdry glamor models with silicone breasts.

Action!

Action.

Actor Cutter Spindell was dead, but they still needed

Actually, we were out hunting, and Kelly thought

Ah, I see.

Ah, the old twin brother Switcheroo works every time.

Ah, well, have you ever felt like someone's edging in on your

Ahh. Mind the tubes, boy.

All of my handicaps are gone!

All right, all right.

All right, give me 50cc of propylene glycol.

All right, Glenn is in charge, everybody.

All right, I'll play. Uh, trapped in a box. Choking.

All right, if I understand how these things go,

All right, you need something that says bone saw or

All right!

All right.

All right. Relax.

All that and more tonight on "Newsreaders."

All the guys turn into walking, talking guys with penises.

All the rich people do it.

All these stem cells into that handicapped monkey.

Alls I've got is the bone saw and rib spreader that

Also, this feels like angels'

Am I gonna be okay, Dr. clown?

Am I right, guys?

Amazing doctors we are, please welcome my hero, Madonna!

Amazing!

Ambassadors in the mass media, is to teach the American people

Amnesia!

An airbornimal.

And action!

And as a dancer, try not to make it all weird.

And can you give him six flu shots now?

And celebrate the female experience.

And doctor I work with.

And don't say snoopy, 'cause that dog can do anything.

And even then, it's just a finger up the bum hole. Think about that.

And every time my new heart beats, I think of you, Lola Adolph Spratt.

And feel free to make love with me at any time.

And he was having a one sided conversation with

And I fell in love, and it was not mutual, and I was forcibly removed.

And I got your pancakes.

And I hope it's a snake!

And I just Shh.

And I love hanging out in dirty old,

And I will take it, but with a lot less happiness than

And I'm Owen Skywalker, Jedi pediatrician.

And I'm worried the air's gonna run out.

And if I fail, which I won't, I will happily turn in my resignation.

And if you can believe in an animal that could fly, then also

And lady doctor Kitty Black.

And less.

And listen, call me Blake, okay?

And more of my conversation with Kate Walsh.

And more.

And my hands are dripping with her poor, black blood.

And nobody's talking.

And now an exclusive look at scenes from next week's episode.

And now every country in the world has a woman as a leader.

And now the day of the operation was finally upon me.

And now we'll never know where he's been hiding that

And one and two, and one and two, and one and I want

And right now, she needs you to be a top notch heart surgeon.

And so I sprung into action, you know.

And some pancakes.

And take out your insides.

And thank you so much for the dish towel.

And that completes the story of how Sy and Jerry murdered a

And that... Is the English way.

And that's it.

And that's the end of my story!

And that's the only thing that you all need.

And that's the whole story.

And the bad news is, she also put a chemical in your

And the rain and tea time, Benny hill, the queen.

And then, most importantly, the patients' records, all right?

And this is Preston's.

And we all experimented in college, right?

And we revisit the age old question which came first,

And we'd do it again, 'cause, news flash, Sy I don't want

And went home with a 9 month course of chemotherapy!

And when things change, things aren't ever quite the way they used to be.

And when was his last vaccination?

And you and she can share a room in hell, unless you accept

And you put it in me.

And you, too, Tiffany.

And you.

And you...

And, David, you definitely direct the

And, falcon, your thing is the crazy eyes and stuff.

And, while you're at it, why don't you go jump in a lake?

And, yes, even Thursday.

Another 100 hit wonder.

Answer is, no, I was not you said that you were cured all

Any extra tasks you need us doing?

Anything...can...happen.

Appears in our lives... Blake, you will be missed.

Are they falling in love?

Are those patients' files?

Are we doctors or are we... Dart doctors?

Are you allergic to anything?

Are you from hell?

Are you gonna look at my son or...?

Are you kidding?

Are you on dialysis?

Are you questioning me?

Are you saying that this place is entirely guy free?

Are you saying there are no more patients left in the hospital?

Are you serious?

Arranged a very special party favor that only the upper echelons know about.

As a matter of fact, thank you, Glenn.

As a matter of fact, there is.

As struck as the writers'

As the Americans say, "tomayto," "tomayto."

At least it's real.

At least something makes a noise around here.

At least we listen when you tell stories.

At reception.

At the risk of sounding a bit like a broken

Attack it!

Attack it! Attack it!

Attention, staff.

Attention, staff. Ladies get 50% off today.

Attractive or what?

Attractive woman, headmistress.

Babe, we don't have time for letters right now.

Back in Ukraine, I was hospital administrator.

Back off, Maestro. An underprivileged black child caught

Back to paper mache.

Bad snake! Bad snake!

Band aid on my skinned knee... a hole.

Bang. Bang, bang.

Bastard!

Be off with you!

Bearded Clam, just go over there and be yourself.

Became a household "where do I know that guy from?"

Because Charlie Morton was sloshed in Lambert Square,

Because falls like that tend to hurt... Stacy.

Because I am the king of this hospital King Dr. Blake Downs

Because I don't believe in workplace romances.

Because I knew all you needed was the confidence to believe in yourself.

Because it combines their two favorite things.

Because it means that I have lost my mind

Because it's a crime!

Because she's married to the director?

Because that's what it is!

Because the staff dance is tonight Thursday.

Because whenever medicine let him down, laughter lifted him

Because you ate my lunch from the refrigerator.

Because, uh...I'm your boyfriend.

Become the world's youngest billionaire.

Before you go, there are no patients left to treat.

Began 30 seconds ago.

Best I could do.

Bet you it won't be funny.

Better outside of work.

Birds are animals that can fly, right?

Blake Downs never lost faith in the one thing that

Blake told me the situation.

Blake, are you following me or not?

Blake, if I ever go out with you, please lock me up,

Blake, you recognize me.

Blake.

Blood pressure looks good.

Bobby Palmer was a friend of mine.

Bodyguarder!

Break and get stupid, you know?

Breaker, breaker.

Briggs, I can't go with you.

Briggs, I get to put my hands inside a person.

Briggs, I'm not your partner any more, I'm a doctor now.

Briggs, you got it all wrong!

Bring out your dead and transport them to the morgue.

Bunch of doctors because they were bad listeners.

But I can cure him, Sy.

But I could easily have been thought of by most as dead.

But I was gonna take you for a curry and give you a tracheotomy!

But in your own life, you've forgotten the foundation of a

But interracial romances are totally fine ever

But it didn't, and we are done!

But it only lasts a second.

But it wasn't until "Childrens Hospital" that he

But it's a victimless crime.

But it's ladies night.

But money doesn't buy happiness!

But seriously, what's going on?

But take it slow because I might be a virgin.

But that doctor said that I said that

But the question remains, can "Childrens Hospital" go on

But then again, of course you don't. Why would you?

But then we'll go to Childrens, obviously.

But then why did it fail?

But this time, it's just peanut brittle. I promise.

But we we have a connection.

But we were wearing masks.

But we're a nationalized hospital!

But what if I'm a vegan?

But why?

But you did that.

But you have to keep your thing for blood and gore in check.

But you know, I have enjoyed getting to know you a little

But you're not.

But you're wearing a belt.

But, chief, if I was listening correctly and the

But, hey, I've got a thing for younger women.

But... dang it!

But...I was able to cure myself

Butts and throw her at people at the zoo.

Call your mother.

Calling your bum bag a fanny pack is a fire able offense.

Came together, Dr. Blake Downs was very much dead.

Can I get some of that?

Can I text?

Can I try one as Christopher Walken?

Can we cut?

Can we get a hand over here?!

Can we go now?

Can you even imagine?

Can you see if the baby has any hair?

Can't wait to meet a woman, settle down, get to know her, and raise a family!

Can't you see I'm busy?

Careful, you.

Carrie, it's time for you to meet your helper animal.

Carry on.

Cast member Just Falcon.

Cat, I'm a Jedi knight, and my droids and I came here to cheer you up.

Cat, you're getting my purse totally wet.

Cat's ass

Catch!

Catholics don't eat meat or treat patients.

Ch ch ch ch ch changes. David bowie.

Change. The changing of the guard.

Check and checkmate.

Check this out.

Chief tried to kill me.

Chief tried to murder me.

Chief, I get it

Chief, what are you doing here?

Chief, what are you drinking?

Chief, you finally finished your internship.

Chief, you said one more time.

Chief, you've got to stop flirting with Richard.

Chief!

Chief?

Childrens Hospital, this is the Bearded Clam.

Cirque du Soleil.

Clear!

Clearly, you have, too.

Clowns can't get amnesia, though we would like to forget

Come and sit.

Come on

Come on, guys!

Come on, Maestro. Let's go shoot a few terrorists, for old times' sake.

Come on, piñata! Let's go!

Come on, that's a prop, a hole!

Come on.

Come quick, everyone!

Come to terms with the passing of their co star.

Come with me.

Come, now! You're as sensitive as your legs are crippled!

Coming!

Conspiracy, fraud, attempted murder.

Contagious virus and she's got to be in this plastic bubble.

Cooking and cleaning?

Cops can't do that unless they're searching for drugs... Or it's Christmas.

Could be a sole proprietorship.

Could easily have been thought of by most as dead.

Could have easily been thought of by most as dead.

Crazy people smear her on the walls.

Crazy, right an airborne animal?

Crying. I don't care. I don't speak French.

Cut loose, footloose, both feet lose, in fact.

Cut the

Cut!

Cutter Spindell.

Cutter Spindell's family generously donated his

Cutter Spindell's voice.

Daddy's back!

Daisy can do things that other animals can't.

Daisy is trained to help you do things you can't do for yourself

Daisy, quick! Break a lamp!

Daisy, turn on the TV.

Damn it!

Dance for us.

Dancing sure makes me feel... Relaxed.

David and I were just so happy to have you there.

David, come here quick.

David, how long have you been standing there?

David.

Department and pay them to come and pick up toxic waste.

Detective Lacey Briggs, I haven't seen you since you

Determined to find a cure.

Dick" don't you understand, ass kisser?!

Dicky and I like to mother goose it up sometimes.

Did I say that?

Did you fall asleep again?

Did you hear me that time?

Did you love him?

Did you respect him?

Did you see a situation that inspired you?

Did you see something, Madonna?

Did you take his blood pressure?

Did you write this memo ordering all doctors to

Didn't know how to dance.

Dilation with regular frequency?

Disgusting.

Divorced my old partner and dedicated your life to hitting

Dixie has been screwing falcon for months.

Dixie Peters, you're doing great.

Do not leave this room, okay?

Do you have a sec?

Do you love him?

Do you miss him?

Do you think he noticed I use a walker?

Do you think he's gonna make it, Dr. Flame?

Do you understand?

Do you want me to tell them that you're on your way?

Do you want to spend setting them?

Do your doctor know that camera's not rolling?

Doctor is a doctor who is also a king

Doctor, Kenny's got himself trapped in a glass box,

Doctors, as you know, a new tattoo parlor has opened across the street.

Does that even show up on TV?

Does the child have any deformities?

Does your son ever experience fainting spells?

Doesn't look like it.

Dog bartender.

Don't be scared!!

Don't break open the champagne just yet.

Don't even go there, David.

Don't ever change.

Don't have a heart.

Don't stop till you drop.

Don't tell me that you don't miss handling one of those babies.

Don't touch me, man.

Don't we all have secrets we keep behind the scenes?

Don't worry.

Don't you get it?

Don't you go anywhere.

Don't you think you deserve to enjoy a rich man's game of chance?

Don't you worry.

Donkey squires, which if you did know donkey squires, you really

Dori, what time does that staff meeting start?

Dori," but I don't remember.

Dori! Perfect!

Dr. Blake downs.

Dr. Glenn Richards. Glenn, meet Valerie Flume, Lulu Spratt,

Dr. Maestro, could you give this to Dr. Downs?

Dr. Richie.

Driving on the right side of the road, which is the wrong side of

Dying from electric shock is to give them more electric shocks.

Eh, it's a living.

Eh, tomayto, tomahto.

Elements on the set.

Emergency! Six year old with a gunshot wound!

Endangerment, kidnapping.

Entire time...until I stopped.

Euehhhhh.

Even appearing on an earlier version of this news program.

Everybody come quick!

Everybody, this is Rosa.

Everyone can have a good part in the great TV show we call life.

Everyone, can I have your attention, please?

Everyone, to answer your question, I am in charge here.

Everything is good on my end

Everything went exactly as scripted.

Everything's okay.

Exactly.

Exceptionally sweet ass.

Excuse me, headmistress, but it's "doctor lady," not "lady doctor."

Excuse me!

Excuse me. Can I help you?

Experimenting on cadavers.

Expiration dates are really just suggestions.

Exposed to this ink.

Feeling as the day before, although very different from the

Finally, I finished my internship.

Finally, I had the training to operate on my own brain in the

Fine. You're a lady.

Fingers crossed.

First and 10, 35 yards to go.

First off, the organ supply room needs cleaning.

First to you, now to the audience.

Fish taco, and I don't know if it will ever happen

Flat line.

Fly away in a non invisible jet?

For a day they assumed would be like any other work day like

For a second there, I thought that was a real airplane.

For all intents and purposes, she is poo.

For all intents and purposes, the color green means "antidote."

For how long?

For me!

For six decades, actor Cutter Spindell trod the well worn path of the

For who?!

For you, Lola Spratt, who is not fat.

Forbid I should want my doctor son to deliver his sibling.

Forever.

Foundation has to look her best.

Free day!

Friday?

Friday.

Funny how Americans think that British cops don't carry guns.

Get in there! Push it aside!

Get rid of this.

Getting a real helper animal?

Girl power!

Give me a 6/8 blues riff.

Give me the name of my band "Blackout."

Give the amnesia...amnesia!

Glen!!

Glenn, come on.

Glenn, the plan was that I would play in my panic room

Glenn, this is a free day!

Glenn, what if we get airborne amnesia?

Glenn, will you take care of reorganizing this entire room?

Glenn!

Glorified nurse in that scene?

Go get her.

Go, go, go, go, go.

God gave me.

God, they've tarred and feathered her, like some common revolutionary hooligan.

Good luck.

Good, 'cause my stomach really hurts!

Good. Yeah.

Got to get this finished in time to take a shower before the big dance.

Grab me some pancakes.

Great wedding last week.

Great.

Great. I found a cure

Green means good, red means bad.

Greetings, hospital staff.

Greetings, master David.

Guard my body using your body.

Guys, I have an idea.

Guys, what do we do with all our time?

Ha cha cha!

Ha ha!

Ha, are you kidding me?

Ha, you're right.

Had grown the walker, this almost cartoonish hunch, the ugly wig.

Handcrafted baccarat table, edged in 24 karat gold.

Has anyone seen my iPad?

Has died tragically.

Have a family and become a millionaire, you know.

Have an insatiable sexual appetite.

Have you gotten through the rib cage yet?

Have you seen Glenn and Lola dancing?

Having a disability doesn't mean you're not sexy.

He brought a lot of joy to my life.

He doesn't need glasses or his walker?!

He is a racecar driver.

He must be a zombie. Shoot to kill.

He said, "I didn't eat it!

He touched an exposed junction box, and he was electrocuted.

He was given to me by him.

He'll only be asleep for a few minutes, so we got to move.

He's from ****stan, and he's a Hindu...

He's interning here now and he's a huge fan of the show.

He's just a kid!

He's not coming ba Sunday?

He's not coming back ever.

He's sleeping again.

He's suffering from sombialysis.

He's trying to Shut up!

Heart transplant eight years ago

Helen, we can't thank you enough for doing this.

Hello, everyone. I'd like to introduce you to a new member of staff...

Hello, val.

Help them right those wrongs well, for a small fee.

Help us!

Help us! Catch!

Her is me!

Here comes the placenta!

Here every night like I am here?

Hey, and now that I'm seeing that thing, you do have an

Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Hey, Blake, where have you been?

Hey, boyfriend whose name I don't know, kill him

Hey, chief.

Hey, Dixie.

Hey, Dori, my round sheet is empty.

Hey, Dori.

Hey, everybody!

Hey, everybody. I'm glad I caught you.

Hey, Glenn, you want to try some peanut brittle?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies!

Hey, I would marry the chief three times.

Hey, kid, you're supposed to unwrap your candy before you eat it.

Hey, was that dot com billionaire Richard Jarvis I saw

Hey, who's that?

Hey!

Hey! Good work on that helper animal.

Hey! Think fast!

Hey! You with the hat!

Hey. It's a girl!

Hey. That's my girlfriend.

Hey. We're all out of ink.

Hi! Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Are you my waiter?

Hi. No, hold on.

His belly is full of candy, but not for long.

His stomach started to hurt You're a natural storyteller.

Hit it.

Hmm.

Hmm. It does look tasty.

Hold up, headmistress. You're a woman.

Honestly, mom, I can't tell where your massive pubic

Honey, I've been playing out this conversation in

Honey, the best ones usually are.

Hoo ah!

Hospital revenues are up 65%.

Hospital.

How about "When The Saints Go Marching In"?

How about 60% off?

How about one as Albert Brooks?

How are you?

How cool is that?

How could he be gone forever unless he was dead?

How could I screw up this operation that I was born to do?

How could we get the virus?

How did you know my middle name?

How do we know you're really a king?

How is it wrong?

How long would it take you to run to the nearest gas

How long you gonna stay with him, huh?

How was it inside the snake?

How were you born to do it?

How will they tell the story of this death?

How's your mind feel today?

Huh?

Hurry!

Hyah!

I admit it. I was wr I was wr I was wro

I also put in Chinese Santa Claus because, like, what does that even mean?

I always forget that you colonies don't drive indoors.

I am C 3PO, Childrens Hospital's resident protocol droid and this

I am not a woman. I am English.

I am not talking to you!

I am trying, but these winds... They are so strong!

I asked for the name of my band, "Blackout," but they put

I asked the show's director what's next for "Childrens Hospital."

I bid you all farewell, then.

I bleach my teeth.

I can afford it, technically.

I can teach you how to dance.

I can.

I can't believe we're out of fish tacos.

I can't eat a kid.

I can't help it.

I can't talk right now, mummy.

I can't. Sorry.

I cannot wait to dive into some of this single mom tail.

I come here every night.

I couldn't find your gallbladder.

I couldn't wait any longer for my appointment, Dr. Black.

I did literally nothing and nothing got fixed.

I did, yes.

I did.

I didn't eat it.

I didn't get these pages.

I didn't mean to lead you on.

I didn't want to worry you.

I do not know how to react to that.

I do.

I don't I have a speedboat

I don't feel anything at all.

I don't have my song.

I don't have time for you to be a douche.

I don't know Oh, take a few whacks.

I don't know him.

I don't know how it got there.

I don't know what the hell's going on.

I don't know who wrote them, but from now on, Cat Black has this

I don't know, because I can't get this punk to talk.

I don't know, Dori.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't like you like that!

I don't remember.

I don't understand it.

I don't use landlines anymore.

I don't want a tear!

I don't want to be that actress but, you know, I never rehearsed

I feel like I have a connection with his money.

I feel like I've been waiting forever to get my mouth on a

I feel like you two are dragging on your end.

I feel nauseous.

I figure we have a 10 day grace period.

I gave you all of me for nothing?

I get it.

I give up.

I got a 16 year old needs emergency heart surgery

I got five different kids out there crapping wrapped candy,

I got it! I got it!

I got to dance!

I got to get back to my daydream!

I got to go.

I got to own this.

I got to take out this kid's gallbladder.

I graduated at the top of my class, but my list of handicaps

I grew a mustache for you.

I guess I just have to accept the fact that I'm

I guess I made my own bed, right?

I guess I'm confused.

I guess it all boiled down to me drinking Parkinson's juice.

I guess mommy can burn in hell.

I guess you could say I was born to get her to tell her story.

I had to do something for money.

I had us married during the recopping ceremony.

I have always wanted to ask you, what is Michael Jackson like?

I have an engorged vagina, but that's not enough to convince my

I have an idea where you can stay on your dialysis

I have an idea.

I have my song.

I have no moral compass!

I have to be tethered to that machine or I'll die.

I have to take this.

I have ways of knowing if you do less than your best.

I heard about your "dilemon."

I hope it's a dog.

I hope so, David.

I I was scared.

I just I can't talk about it."

I just you're right.

I just assume a snake can do everything a dog can do.

I just can't I can't talk about it.

I just checked your cervix!

I just did say so

I just got seduced by the money.

I just tell you what I see in the chart.

I just thought this was about sisterhood.

I kept your appendix in a tin. Wanked off to it...

I knew it.

I know it sounds weird, but it was the ultimate high.

I know it's hard, but you got to trust me on this. Relax.

I know who you are.

I know you're hurting right now

I know.

I like that you care.

I like the way you think, lady.

I love doctors.

I love it.

I love ****stani men.

I love the 'stache, by the way.

I loved it so.

I made it for him special.

I make six figures a year!

I mean give me a 6/8 time signature and my feet just start flying.

I mean, do you really want to spend it organizing records, or

I mean, feel this coat.

I mean, girl doctors can be just like real doctors if we

I mean, I did.

I mean, I don't know a lot about myself, but I do know that I

I mean, isn't that what you always say?

I mean, that Wayne was such a drama queen.

I mean, we looked away and life happened.

I mean...

I need a massage.

I need you to help me administer the antidote.

I never got a chance to properly thank you for the

I photoshopped it.

I promise you, it will never Stop happening?

I promise you, once you've flown first class, you'll never go

I rather die than not be with you, Glenn.

I said cut, cut, cut, cut.

I say pock in son's.

I see that now.

I see what you're saying.

I see what you're talking about, Owen.

I shall call her chief.

I shall call her...um... Oh, uh, chief.

I still have one more ace up my sleeve.

I studied at the Alvin Ailey dance company for 16 years.

I suddenly remember everything!

I then embarked on a period of self experimentation,

I think I have to write you a prescription for romance.

I think I know.

I think I'm getting it, too.

I think I've got the hang of it.

I think the fish tacos were contaminated!

I think the question is what are you gals not doing

I think we should stop seeing each other.

I think when I leaned in to kiss you, I must have knocked

I think you two can be in charge of that.

I thought I had one more time.

I thought you said your son never experienced fainting spells?

I thought you were gonna change and shower.

I thought you were the one...

I told him I approved it.

I tried to cure it by performing brain surgery on myself.

I want them now.

I want to be on "Childrens Hospital" long after I have traveled the earth and

I want to die on this show.

I want to make them the sung heroes by singing about them.

I want to meet her next.

I want to show you the knife you're gonna be stabbing Blake

I was born in a mobile home on a poor Choctaw Indian reservation.

I was born to do this operation.

I was gone for two seconds, mom.

I was just trying to think of the simplest way to identify you.

I was on a music hall tour with a broad shouldered Welshman.

I was ready to give up, but then I saw you rip off those warmers

I was wondering, were you ever a patient here?

I will literally do anything you want!

I will not let you down, sir.

I will, I promise.

I wonder when it will stop?

I work at Childrens just to be around the administrating.

I would bear her overweight children.

I would never have asked you, son, if I didn't believe in you.

I would pat her handicapped forehead, and I would cradle her

I would want you to eat me, if it meant surviving.

I wouldn't sit there, ladies.

I, on the other hand, am gonna make sure that my panic

I, too, spent most of my life spontaneously bursting into song.

I...Don't know.

I...was...born to do this operation

I'd like to order a brain scan.

I'd like to take you out for a cup of coffee.

I'd like to think so.

I'll it'll I'm sure I can just kind of blot it with this blanket.

I'll call you right back.

I'll do it my own way.

I'll do it!

I'll grab it right before we shoot.

I'll have the table flown in on my non invisible jet.

I'll just leave it right here with these real knives where

I'll save us.

I'll say it. I always say it.

I'll take a look at your son.

I'll tell you what, chief Smith, I'm gonna go get us some mai tais.

I'm a Catholic from the East Midlands.

I'm a physician. I know this.

I'm a serial monogamist.

I'm a terrible dancer.

I'm a very giving person, both in my medical

I'm afraid he's not gonna be coming back tomorrow either

I'm all set up on e mail.

I'm almost sorry we can't be together.

I'm also a trained heart surgeon, so that works.

I'm calling from Childrens hospital.

I'm confused.

I'm cured!

I'm cured...of everything!

I'm doing air quotes as I say this.

I'm doing medicine on a black girl from a council estate,

I'm getting a weird feeling that you're a lesbian.

I'm gonna be sick

I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna go lie down.

I'm gonna operate on you so hard.

I'm gonna run out and grab some breakfast.

I'm gonna try it later.

I'm gonna write God such a letter.

I'm good with kids.

I'm guessing from the context of your question, it's "Nurse

I'm having a baby.

I'm in here!

I'm joking, of course.

I'm just gonna use some of the old needles that we threw away.

I'm learning Spanish because you're Mexican.

I'm looking for a special lady to share that with... "stomach cramps."

I'm missing the fun!

I'm more accustomed to being trapped inside a fake box!

I'm not a cop anymore.

I'm not afraid to admit I had a great time doing it.

I'm not doing donkey dick.

I'm not eating this!

I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response, but I will

I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer, but I did and you are a racist.

I'm not gonna make it.

I'm on e mail now.

I'm one.

I'm only aroused natural deformities.

I'm out of gas!

I'm out of here, man.

I'm proud to be a woman.

I'm ready, Jesus!

I'm remembering.

I'm Robin Williams, you're Matt Damon.

I'm serious, Dixie.

I'm so impressed.

I'm so sorry, but I do have an idea for some changes to

I'm so sorry, um... Um... we I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I wasted your time.

I'm sorry, but it's over.

I'm sorry.

I'm still at work.

I'm still paying off your medical school fees.

I'm the man who's gonna save your life!!

I'm the only doctor in England capable of performing this procedure,

I'm trying to tell you, he's not coming back.

I'm unclear if you're talking to me or if

I'm your doctor.

I've been googling you daily.

I've been playing out this conversation my head since it

I've been pushing out babies since before you were born right before.

I've got a couple of quid I could lend you.

I've got a very special treat for you.

I've got an idea.

I've got some wite out and a trojan extra ribbed condom.

I've got weed.

Iced tea which turns your nose into a tennis ball.

If a dog wanted to eat his own poo, he would make a

If I don't say it, who will, because they're not me so they can't

If I fail, I will happily turn in my resignation.

If men can't respect us women as smart and powerful

If only any of us knew something about administrating,

If only there was a way I could make this amnesia

If she died her foul smelling and painful death, before I let

If the producers find out I'm this sick, my career is over.

If we're not gonna eat this person, then I'm gonna at least

If you do a Google image search of the word "poo,"

If you go off it for even a minute, you could die.

If you love chief that much, why don't you marry her?

If you were a time signature, which one would you be?

Imagine that it laughs

Impossible?

Impressionist Kevin Pollak was brought in to mimic

In a hallway campfire.

In a way.

In exchange for a... Kiss.

In fact, is very lean.

In the dispenser

In the US for years, and everybody loves it.

In, you know?

Instead, it feels like a pickup joint!

Into the ambulance?

Is Dixie here?

Is he okay?

Is it doing anything for you?

Is it me?

Is it your phone number?

Is killed, but this time permanently.

Is my counterpart, r2 d2.

Is something wrong with little whore?

Is that a Yes.

Is that a mink coat, you dick?

Is that a mistake?

Is that even dance?

Is that Madonna with Owen?

Is that not cute as hell?

Is that today's version of streaking?

Is that your girlfriend?

Is there a secret ingredient?

Is this is this a restaurant?

Is this her?

Isn't 11 years old too young to be douchey?

Isn't that a low income neighborhood?

Isn't that something?

It also might cause diarrhea.

It can change a person.

It doesn't start until 7:00 and the rapture is happening at

It is so much for a mother to want her son to check her

It is so nice to finally get a female's perspective on such topics as

It is the perfect night to have sex with vulnerable babes.

It says so right here

It started 10 minutes ago.

It turned green.

It was a brilliant idea.

It was nice meeting you all.

It was so nice to meet you.

It would be funny to dress up like a grouse.

It's "doctor lady," and I gave up my royal estate and my life of privilege,

It's a good thing I know how to do CPR on myself because you

It's a great adventure.

It's a little too risky.

It's a miracle!

It's a rare neurological condition that causes him to

It's a tic.

It's a visible jet?

It's a weird name for an Asian, though, isn't it... Glenn?

It's all about you.

It's all so overwhelming.

It's called an adagio.

It's completely rubber, so here you go.

It's from yummy candy corporation, in the Latin quarter.

It's game on, not gay mon.

It's interesting, but why not just hire an extra as

It's just God, dance is as foreign to me as Mario Andretti.

It's just taking up space, the stupid dick.

It's just that things have been a little tight, financially.

It's new pages.

It's not horse polo, it's life polo.

It's not working!

It's only been nine and a half minutes, Dr. Ritchie. You're early.

It's our teeth that are the problem, really.

It's probably safer.

It's really my fault.

It's the chicken.

It's the most victim full crime I've ever seen in my life!

It's the new rich rage.

It's the stuff you've been doing lately that's the real stuff.

It's, like, kind of cheesy.

It's, uh... hey.

Jake, you're a fan of the show, it'd be a big treat for you.

Jessica, beautiful Jessica.

Jessica, I am so sorry.

Jesus Christ as your personal savior within the next three hours.

Jesus?

Just don't use the "N" word, that's my thing.

Just gonna tear it up again, Lola?

Just hugging.

Just my luck.

Just one moment.

Just trying to take advantage of the ladies night discount.

Just..

Justin...Timber...Bum.

Keep going. Nope.

Keep it rolling!

Keep your laws and, more immediately, your hands off my body.

Kick off your Sunday shoes and put on your Thursday shoes

Killed on screen, the actor who played him, Cutter Spindell, was also dead.

Kind of a drama queen.

Know, and I just but I have to say, and I know you have so

Ladies night is a sham!

Ladies night is the perfect night to meet women

Ladies night sucks.

Ladies, I think we've come to the right place.

Ladies!

Lady Jane, can I ask you a question?

Laser tattoo removal.

Last time you tried this on me, I opened it and a bunch of snakes popped out.

Leave her alone, Sy.

Leave me alone, you cripple cruiser!

Leave me alone!

Let go.

Let me get out of your way.

Let me give you my Internet name.

Let me handle this.

Let me kiss her on the mouth!

Let me put on my my glasses.

Let me say a word about what the network thinks, okay?

Let me try to break this down for you.

Let yourself go.

Let's begin.

Let's call it an airbornimal

Let's celebrate!

Let's get busy!

Let's get cracking. Yes.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get some pizza, y'all.

Let's get the hell out of here!

Let's get you all to a hospital.

Let's go get a smoke.

Let's go to my office.

Let's go, gentlemen!

Let's go!

Let's hear something from the public domain.

Let's just find a seat.

Let's just say I lived in Boston in the '60s, and I'm smarter than the police.

Let's make love, like they did in the movie.

Let's stay calm

Listen, I got the chest open, but I hit a road block at

Listen, I'm going into town to register the new ambulance.

Listen, since this is your inaugural fundraiser party, I've

Listen, you have got to stop before you become a surgery junkie, too.

Local pubs with the stinkards.

Lola, don't you see what's happening?

Lola, I'll remember who we are, and I promise I'll save us.

Lola, if you hit my car in the parking lot one more

Lola, listen to me.

Lola, we have some good news and some bad news.

Lola, you saved the life of a boy who went on to

Long answer yes, it can.

Look at all these articles.

Look at that.

Look, Cat What part of "donkey

Look, I know what you're thinking, and, yes, Richard bought me this mink.

Look, Rob.

Looks like I got through a while ago.

Looks like our next stop Latin quarter.

Looks like someone's gonna have to go to bed a little early

Love.

Luckily, she missed every major organ by millimeters, but I

Luckily, she missed every major organ by millimeters.

Lynn, I can't Just David, just

Lynn, it's not about being the bigger star.

Lynn, you are our anchor.

Machine 24/7, still act on the show, and no one will ever know.

Madonna?

Maestro, I get it.

Maestro! This is an intervention.

Make the best of it.

Make the most of these last 10 days you have left on earth.

Makes it very easy when you want to shoot an American.

Makes me wonder what he's hiding.

Mama want!

Many baccarat tables have the name "Lola" encrusted on them in diamonds.

Mattered most the healing power of laughter.

May he rest in peace.

Maybe if you said it louder the first time, then it

Maybe we should just spend the money on a real helper animal, Sy.

Maybe you should lose 25 pounds, huh?

Maybe you're not ready for this staff dance.

Me something to eat and something to wash it down with.

Me, me, me, me, and I'm perfect.

Me, too! Girl power!

Meet me in the hospital dance rehearsal room in an hour.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood.

Might be an S corp for tax purposes.

Mistake and eat her.

Mm hmm.

Mm, looks like I miss shabbat again.

Mm, what else?

Mm.

Mmm.

Mmm. This soup is incredible.

Mom, I can pay off my own loans!

Moments after the character Dr. Blake Downs was

Mommy said I'd never get a chance to use this.

Monday or Tuesday, Wednesday, for instance.

Monday?

Money, and you live in a condo at the Harborlight Mall.

More times than I can count, my dear.

Most hospitals charge twice as much as they can pay.

Move it.

Moving on. Hallway scene, let's go.

Mr. Huebel, there's a Dr. Bloomfield waiting for you

Mr. Richards, I'm so sorry.

Ms. Williams, them ready for you in studio B.

Much other stuff to worry about, but, you know, why am I just a

Mummy, where's the monster going? I can't breathe.

Mwah! Mwah!

My advice would be to drive a wedge between Dixie

My coffee. Why?

My dick.

My father didn't work, so he was home, too, until he wasn't.

My favorite letters are I, T, V, Q, and S, so, obviously, I'll take aaaah!

My first relationship since the accident.

My girls can't afford a hospital.

My God, I want to kiss you so badly right now, but I'd rather

My head ever since the wedding.

My medical qualification carries far more significance than the

My name is Bram Strunk and I play Sal Viscuso on

My name?

My name... Ooh, I ouch.

My nephew's got me all set up on e mail.

My television doctor instincts just kicked in.

Nesbie's place in Haymark.

Next week on "Newsreaders."

Next week, the goliath grouper, or jewfish do they control the riverbanks?

Nice work.

No daydreaming!

No machine on earth can deliver that.

No notes.

No school would take me, so I was home a lot.

No, and that r2 unit looks like it has a bad motivator.

No, don't touch him

No, Glenn!

No, he's dead as a doornail.

No, I heard them.

No, I just had trouble saying I was wrong.

No, I like you and your useless, misshapen body.

No, I think I think this is a guest, your next guest.

No, I'm a paramedic, I You're whatever God needs

No, I'm not.

No, it looks like the scene's in really, really, good shape.

No, it's a prescription for your kid.

No, just this one single file, but you act like it's not that impressive.

No, ma'am.

No, no, it's not the end.

No, no, no

No, no, no, no! Blake!

No, not at all. I want to lay you down on this table...

No, not on Monday.

No, not on Tuesday.

No, of course. Yeah.

No, you can just shout out anything you want.

No, you don't understand.

No, you game on.

No!

No. No.

Nobody touch him you'll get electrocuted, too.

Non invisible cannot be used in place of forceps.

Not even love.

Not get your deadly virus.

Not now, Dori!

Not so controlled.

Not up to me

Not up to you, either.

Not working.

Not your girlfriend.

Nothing like that here.

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing's impossible if you follow your heart.

Now I know.

Now save the headmistress, you French fool!

Now that you're ready to work, Mm hmm.

Now, all of you everyone is going to listen to the chief's stories.

Now, can you make him a little thinner?

Now, look at this completely disorganized.

Now, this would before the fire, of course, and there was no

Now, why don't you go get your shine box?

Now, you listen to me.

Now, you'll need something to sterilize with.

Nurse Dori, Preston, you stay here.

Nurse Dori, what's your name?

Nurse Dotty, Oren Maestro...

Obviously you did hear me, 'cause you responded the

Of all the low income lesbian fish taco joints, huh?

Of Childrens Hospital.

Of course this is a hospital!

Of course!

Of course.

Officers, he's dead, and he's still walking.

Officers, oh, thank God.

Oh, and one other note.

Oh, any pediatrician can throw in a kid's heart.

Oh, boy

Oh, by the way.

Oh, come on.

Oh, do grow up, Katherine.

Oh, doctor!

Oh, don't be silly.

Oh, God, wait a second.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, good.

Oh, good. Get over here.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, hey, don't let her get to you.

Oh, hey, ladies!

Oh, I can feel my memories slipping away.

Oh, I can't go to the dance.

Oh, I don't have to think, I feel.

Oh, I failed.

Oh, I guess that makes sense, yeah.

Oh, I guess we'll just have to go over his head.

Oh, I have a robocall from Verizon.

Oh, I know this shocks you, mummy,

Oh, I need slack on my blood tube.

Oh, I'd love to girl gab, but I just injected

Oh, I'm so relieved you don't taste of Vindaloo!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it doesn't matter, anyway.

Oh, it had gone by so fast.

Oh, it was a mouthful.

Oh, it's only been nine and a half minutes, Dr. Ritchie.

Oh, let's get another one, huh?

Oh, let's get some fish tacos!

Oh, Madonna.

Oh, man, did that hurt!

Oh, man, you were great in there, Owen.

Oh, man!

Oh, man.

Oh, my daydreams suck.

Oh, my God, what are you doing?

Oh, my God, you're right!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Is there a doctor in the house?

Oh, my God. That was endless.

Oh, my God. Turn that off.

Oh, privatized medicine has been used

Oh, really?

Oh, Richard, that's awfully generous.

Oh, Richard, you're horrible.

Oh, somewhere in between, Mr. Dr. Downs.

Oh, thank you very much, Mr. man.

Oh, thank you, grandma.

Oh, thank you! Come here, darling.

Oh, thanks, val.

Oh, the only thing that gets me hotter than a

Oh, this is the French doctor.

Oh, tomayto, tomahto.

Oh, use the French changing room, Napoleon!

Oh, wow. That's got me right here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Oh, yes! Very attractive,

Oh, yes.

Oh, you beautiful baby.

Oh, you game on.

Oh, you know what?

Oh, you know what? That would be great

Oh, you're my oh, yes, the artist, of course.

Oh!

Oh! Daddy's back!

Oh! I think it's working.

Oh.

Oh. Anything, ducky.

Oh. Thank goodness.

Oh. Well, have a good time tonight, you guys, 'cause I'm not going.

Oh. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Ohh!

Okay, come on, Preston.

Okay, good.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let's kill Blake.

Okay, let's break for brunch and we'll try it again afterward.

Okay, let's go!

Okay, nurse, scalpel!

Okay, okay!

Okay, pals.

Okay, pause there.

Okay, three, two, one.

Okay, uh, all interstates that run north south have odd numbers.

Okay, yeah. That's I see.

Okay!

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Find me.

Okay. I get it.

Okay. I'm gonna give you the scalpel, all right?

Okay. Okay. Um... uh, Bearded Clam, 10 4.

Okay. See you later.

Okay. Thanks, everybody.

On me, his best friend.

On my salary, I can't even afford WD 30.

On my skinned knee...a hole

One rather amusing, if you will.

One hour for brunch!

Oof.

Ooh, chief, your walker could use some WD 40.

Ooh!

Ooh. Hey, there.

Oop, your hand's on fire.

Open your eyes, okay?

Or let me guess is it your e mail address?

Or should I say, "Que pasa"?

Or top chefs, especially season 9.

Other doctors who I used to work with.

Our job as television producers, as cultural

Over here, mummy! This is my fiancé, Dr. Glenn Richards.

Ow!

Ow! I think I'm crowning!

Owen isn't interested in me.

Own, Chet.

Oy, this having a broken kidney is no fun at all.

Paco!

Pancakes!

Parents are outraged.

Parkinson's disease makes your hands shake.

Parkinson's juice?

Pass me the salt.

Pass.

Patient and getting their medical history.

Patient recovery rates are down 60% since you took over.

Paying customers!

People behind these masks.

People count for more than profit.

Pictures of poo show up, but then there's a picture of her.

Pink panther diamond.

Pistore!

Pistore.

Plan to be here all weekend.

Please don't go!

Please, don't give up on me.

Please, Dr. Blake, leave!

Please!

Please.

Plus, it'd be kind of cool to come out of you as poo.

Poo chief, where did chief Smith go?!

Pool! Pool!

Practice and my relationships.

Put a baby inside of you to help our species survive.

Quick, what's a gallbladder?

Racer.

Racist!

Ready.

Real corpse to be used in his character's funeral scene.

Really nice meeting you, Andrash.

Really?

Record, I want to assure you all that I...was...born to do this operation.

Relationship is trust.

Returned, and that money is being used to create the Lola Spratt foundation

Rhyme with elevator calculator, smell ya later, alligator.

Rib spreader.

Richard, if you're trying to Oh, please.

Richard, we gave you an organ that pumps blood, but you

Richard, you're a teenage boy.

Right now like crossing the street, opening the door, keeping you company.

Right now, Dixie's my favorite.

Right way, or so I hoped

Rob Huebel plays Dr. Owen Maestro.

Room...

Rosa! No! No! No!

Rowr!

Ryan gosling and rice pudding?

Safe travels.

Said it wouldn't be funny.

Saturday?

Saving money and taking care of their kids.

Say hi to Daisy!

Scalpel

Scalpel, scalpel, scalpel! Oh, I'm gonna get so deep inside of you.

See, Madonna, there's tons of inspiring stuff in a

Send him in.

Severely injured, but still alive.

Sew her up!

Sexiest man I've ever met.

She can fix this.

She died of a skin disease.

She really gets what it's like to be a doctor.

She said you were the handsomest, smartest doctor in

She smells like a dill weed omelet.

She's about as ugly as a big pile of poo.

She's ascended to heaven!

She's going into death!

She's my girlfriend.

She's right.

She's so ugly that monkeys take her out of their

She's so ugly, a poo takes a her.

She's totally fine.

She's very strong.

Sheesh. Catch all that?

Sheets or not

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Shooting people, not sewing them back up.

Short answer yes.

Should have said, "I'd rather clean the Dylan McDermott lab."

Shut up, you English twat!

Shut up!

Since Prince William married a semi commoner.

Since when do kids eat candy with the wrappers on them?

Since you gave me the epidural, I can't tell if I soiled the

So basically, everything's okay.

So do I have an idea.

So I can dance with chief.

So I guess I'm here for a little inspiration.

So I guess my career here is over.

So I'll bloody well operate on myself. Nurse! Scalpel.

So it's visible.

So nobody. Just me.

So tell me, man, would you dig it if you were on this show for a long time?

So then Unless they're stuffed with candy.

So until the day comes that a new doctor made up like a clown

So we could shoot a whole new scene where the Blake character

So we hired a look alike to double for Cutter

So when's he coming back?

So why don't you just Ohh, see.

So your mother's not a lady now?

So, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

So, how do you want to do this?

So, instead of singing, I danced, with my friend Wayne, a male nurse.

So, it's really a lose/win/win.

So, technically, I'm older than you.

So, tell me, did it hurt?

So, the same thing with the dancing, no singing,

So, they were hugging.

So, uh, is there a Mr. stomach cramps?

So, we're using the healing power of mime again, then?

So, what do you think?

So, would it be accurate to say..

So, you're thinking of having children?

Solution and they needed it fast

Something's definitely off, I can feel it.

Something's wrong.

Sometimes I wish I was a mirror.

Son of a bitch, the kid's got amnesia.

Son that I'm a lady.

Soon, it will be yours.

Sorry to interrupt, but I'm Cyrus Mittleman from...

Sorry, David, David. One sec.

Sorry, I didn't hear you.

Sorry, sir

Sorry, sir.

Sorry.

Sort of like a lower stakes "Good Will Hunting."

Sounds like my ex husband.

Space invader, decorator.

Space robots.

Speak.

Spill it, you son of a bitch!

Spontaneously burst into song.

Stand back, I got one of these jobbies!

Starbucks!

Station, get a gas can, fill it with gas, run back, and pour it

Steady as she goes.

Stem cells cure handicaps!

Stem cells? What a great idea!

Step aside, lady doctor. This my bloodbath.

Step back. I got this one.

Stick to the plan.

Stop using the power of mime and start using the power of glass cutting tools!

Stunned by the stabbing and he was gonna come back the next day

Subs created by: David Coleman.

Such power.

Sure, great.

Sy jumping in a lake?!

Sy, is this your attempt to pinch pennies by not

Sy, it's fault No, Cat.

Sy, please.

Sy, we're dealing with airborne amnesia here.

Sy, where are you?

Sy! Sy! Sy!

Sy's got weed!

Sy's having a stroke!

Sy's on his way back.

Ta da!

Tacos again... for at least three days.

Take a crap on with that nurse's dick.

Take a look at this X ray.

Take him away to the closet.

Take it easy, cop!

Take it easy.

Take my breath away... Stacy.

Take these elevators I can think of plenty of things that

Tattoo and tattoo removal?

Television character actor.

Tell me about it.

Tell me something I don't know.

Tell me something that I don't know.

Territory, but there's just nothing you can do about it

Thank you so much for yelling at Valerie, Jerry.

Thank you so much, Sasha.

Thanks for listening.

Thanks for nothing, whore!

Thanks to you!

Thanks, Glenn.

Thanks.

Thanks. Thank you.

That "operation" permanently damaged my eyesight and that is

That candy just came out of some sick kid's bottom.

That dialysis machine is filtering my rotten blood.

That I want it.

That is a great idea.

That is a really funny story.

That is all.

That is not my son.

That is so racialist of you.

That is very generous, but I wonder if the hospital couldn't

That is... that is all.

That with which you claim you're handing it to me.

That, my friends, is a long, long, long, long, crazy long story

That's all part of the dance.

That's all you ever needed.

That's annoying.

That's brunch, everybody!

That's not in the script.

That's not r2 d2.

That's not what I signed on for!

That's priceless, man.

That's right, baby.

That's right, my friends.

That's right.

That's the story of how I told the story of my life to these

That's us.

That's weird.

That's what I say.

That's why the surgery failed.

That's wrong.

That's you telling change, "sod off, you tosser."

That's you?

The aforementioned heart I just mentioned has stopped beating.

The animal testing lab is filthy.

The answer is, yes, they will, and how.

The answer might surprise you.

The bottom line is I'm having this baby tonight, and God

The cast and crew of "Childrens Hospital" prepared

The cast was thunderstruck, but their thunder was not half

The chicken or the egg?

The doctor is in, and I hear someone needs an injection of mom?!

The end!

The files can wait.

The final change, the big change in the sky. Pink Floyd.

The final step was to record Blake's new lines

The first few operations were... unsuccessful

The first thing you need is something to cut with.

The good news is, you don't have cancer.

The hospital!

The ladies' room is right there!

The love scene that I think you might find interesting.

The machine is smashed to bits and you seem you seem fine.

The ministry of health has withdrawn your funding and sold the hospital.

The more that these kids make wrong life choices, the more we

The murders was committed.

The night's just getting started!

The one and only.

The operation lasted for what seemed like days, and I sang the

The plan wasn't to get dragged into the closet, Glenn!

The point is, my life was not an easy one.

The rib cage.

The road, despite what you colonists might think.

The Sci Fi kids will love it.

The scripture is a liar, so let's strip down and party!

The virus makes your character smell bad.

The word "pancakes" instead.

The wrist guards, of course, are another story, a fascinating

Them talking about some gay man.

Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you recopped.

Then this happened.

Then we could fix this.

Then you're gonna have to perform this operation on your

Then, midday the following week, I had a similar

Then, this happened.

There are no admissions today, and we just discharged the last child.

There was some wiggle room up in there.

There you go. Look at that.

There's a lot of things to be done.

There's got to be a connection.

There's more.

There's no issue, honey.

There's the confusion.

These are basic dance moves that include speaking the line

These are low income lesbians.

These have been handed down from administrator to administrator.

They just didn't listen

They spoke English.

They're all dead now.

They're amazing!

They're BFFs!

They're giving their first time customers kiddie tattoo kits.

They're saying they're hungry.

They're stuffing those kids with hard candy.

Thicket ends and the baby's head begins.

Thin as Cutter was?

Think about it. I 95, I 75.

Think fast!

Third time I said it.

This child needs my help.

This could be a really great thing for my character.

This day has been wonderful.

This glass of water over.

This goes against everything I believe in.

This hospital is in the UK!

This ink is the source of the virus.

This is a hospital, damn it.

This is a nightmare come true!

This is a normal brain scan.

This is a world I want to live in forever.

This is all part of the dance.

This is exactly the kind of thing the networks want.

This is Jake, my nephew.

This is Lynn Williams.

This is my body.

This is one of the craziest Tuesdays I have had all week.

This is so confusing.

This is supposed to be a half priced hospital for ladies.

This is the Bearded Clam, over.

This is the Boston strangler.

This man is not a terrorist.

This may look straightforward, but there's a lot going on behind the scenes.

This mouth has been in places your pretty little face wouldn't

This place is empty. What gives?

This room is quarantined.

This scan is textbook.

This song is called, "The People Behind These Masks."

This steak is completely raw.

This table's reserved

This unexpected outcome called for some pretty creative thinking.

This uterus expired on Tuesday.

This was Blake's patient.

This will be my first drink in 25 years.

Those are chief's clothes!

Those doctors sound like a bunch of dicks.

Thought a lot about what you were saying, and, uh, the baccarat table has been

Thought I saw something.

Thunder... was struck.

Thursday?

Time, I'm gonna smack you.

To cancel the pizza party this weekend.

To happen

To have sex with you.

To help the hungry.

To kill his character on the show, Dr. Blake Downs.

To make love to you right now.

To run your hospital, 'cause as a surgeon, I make sick

To save poor black children's lives.

To the audience now.

Tomayto, tomahto.

Tomayto, tomayto.

Tonight, one of the featured players of the beloved series "Childrens Hospital"

Too bad.

Too long.

Try growing a mustache.

Turn around.

Turn in my resignation.

Twice.

Twinkling... Chief finally finished her internship.

Ugh.

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh, are you taking any medications?

Uh, chief...Smith.

Uh, excuse me, Dr. Spratt?

Uh, h hello, Bearded Clam.

Uh, hey, val.

Uh, hey.

Uh, hold on one second, okay?

Uh, I it's... it's, uh, uh...

Uh, I I don't know how.

Uh, no way, Lola.

Uh, this is Sy.

Uh...

Uh...Breaker, breaker.

Uh...I play upright bass for the Barenaked Ladies.

Uh...it's chief.

Ultimately, yes.

Ultimately, you'll do what you want to do.

Um, I just, uh... I hate to be that actress, you

Um...Should we cut?

Unfortunately, the body double was also killed while filming.

Unfortunately, the last thing you want to do when someone's

Uni Medical Solutions, your new Director.

Up in gang violence is exactly what I got into medicine for.

Up, soaring as if he were some kind of animal that could fly.

Use something a little more lifesaving ish?

Using poor kids as party favors?

Val just let me stick my finger in her mouth.

Val, open your mouth.

Val.

Valerie, if you were half the doctor that chief was, you'd be lucky.

Ventriloquist!

Virus forget that it was amnesia.

W why?

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait a second.

Wait right here, okay?

Wait, doctors.

Wait, I really don't understand.

Wait, no. Sorry.

Wait, Rob.

Wait, that's it!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Wait, what are we doing here?

Wait. That's your handle?

Was it loud enough?

Was there a connection?

Wastist!

Watch this.

Way I was feeling over the weekend.

We all have amnesia!

We already took out his gallbladder.

We are back in business!

We are gonna destroy them on yelp!

We could have a hospital pandemic on our hands.

We could sit here all day, bro.

We did it!

We don't have time for slapping.

We got work to do.

We had written this surprising plot twist where he was only

We have amnesia?

We have to re create these stupid patient files we burned

We have to write him out.

We just came in for an appendectomy because it's so much cheaper tonight.

We need these tattoos in case we lose our memories.

We never know, do we?

We replaced all the files?

We should have arrested that guy.

We were clearly just rehearsing.

We were clog dancers, and we pulled in for a two nighter at

We were in her office, and they told us in detail how each of

We would have to re create all the files by calling every

We would just like audiences to know Dixie a little more.

We'd play so much more baccarat if we had a nice table.

We'll tell you which one.

We're getting out of here!

We're gonna fight back.

We're gonna put the hospital on lockdown

We're hungry, mama!

We're hungry!

We're in surgery.

We're just people behind these masks.

We're not impressed with your money.

We're not the last two people on earth.

We've been waiting too long for this, right, Blake?

Wear gloves this time.

Wednesday?

Welcome back, Blake.

Well done, Bearded Clam.

Well, allow me to give you the V.I.P. tour, Madonna.

Well, better to be safe than malignant.

Well, can you give it to him tomorrow, then?

Well, can you save him, or can't you?

Well, Cat, I got you a plate of rice and beans.

Well, could you pick a better girl?

Well, don't be like that!

Well, fix the walker.

Well, game set, almost match, advantage Lynn.

Well, geez, Sy

Well, guess what.

Well, he achieved one of his goals, when, a month ago

Well, he's never coming home.

Well, hello, there, Richard, or is it tom Selleck?

Well, hickory dickory dock, I love my new necklace and my frock.

Well, his heart stopped.

Well, how about we make some "dilemonade?"

Well, how close are you?

Well, I certainly didn't come here expecting this

Well, I did the best I could.

Well, I don't have a reason for the system.

Well, I don't want to do it, but someone's gonna have

Well, I guess what's an appendix anyway?

Well, I know just where we can go!

Well, I'm afraid that Dr. Downs isn't coming back, son.

Well, I'm glad you stopped vomiting.

Well, I've already had a shower, so if you want, I can do this?

Well, I've never heard of blackout, and I love pancakes, so...

Well, in that case, we're in the same boat,

Well, it does do that.

Well, it's a long story.

Well, let's get drunk.

Well, let's just say I hate my ex husband, and I want

Well, let's just say that I've been to another world

Well, maybe not that.

Well, no one told me you had to call the sanitation

Well, off camera, he was surprisingly fat.

Well, okay.

Well, Richard says that the figurehead of a high profile charitable

Well, that's a long, long, long, long story

Well, that's the part I'm trying to make clear to you he is dead.

Well, the chief is right over there.

Well, then, we're just gonna have to make you one.

Well, we have another lady here named chief, but she's ugly.

Well, yelp says the best ones are at this bar in the market district.

Well, yes and no.

Well, you better believe I won't be having fish

Well, you know, I'm not good at confrontation.

Well, you know, when I meet the right girl.

Well, your remaining kidney is essentially gone.

Were only given a chance.

Were we preparing to eat this person to survive?

Were you born with it, by any chance?

Whaa! Whoa! Whoa! No!

What a man.

What about a 3/4, boop bah bah, boop bah bah.

What about birds, right?

What about you, chief?

What about you, Lola?

What am I going to do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do about that?

What are you gonna name her?

What brings you to our little hospital, Madonna?

What can I do for you?

What crazy val likes

What did you say? You're dead?!

What do you know anyway?

What do you mean?

What do you say, guys?

What do you think your weight was in 1975?

What do you think, David?

What does it even do? Nothing.

What does it look like I'm doing here?

What does that mean, "Uh oh?"

What does that mean?!

What else do you want to hear?

What I would have given to be there when you couldn't save this patient.

What if we are the last two people on earth?

What is going on here?

What is it?

What is that?

What is wrong with me?

What kind of candy company is this?

What kind of sick, twisted restaurant is this?

What stuff do you mean?

What the hell happened here?!

What will you call this future leader?

What?

What? Why?

What?!

What?! No!

What's he talking about?

What's the deal, Cat?

What's the point of replacing my heart if you're

What's up?

What's your name, beautiful?

Whatever happened to "money can't buy happiness"?

When I ask for a scalpel you just give me back this scalpel, okay?

When I saw Huebel fail, then my natural instincts as an actor

When I say "That is,"

When I started having to wear these thick, ugly glasses.

When I was old enough, I went to med school and started

When it comes, it's important to meet that change

When she goes to the toilet store, they tell her to

Where is val?

Where you going?

Whew.

While you two held down the fort, not play with test tubes!

Who am I?

Who did this?

Who has the heart of a 40 year old man.

Who wants to one up her peers kicked in.

Who's gonna come with me?

Who's in charge here?

Who's in charge here?!

Whoa, Glenn!

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. What?

Whoever keeps replacing the feather in my cap with macaroni need not keep it up.

Whoo, yeah.

Whoo!

Why are you throwing them into the fire?!

Why couldn't you be a doctor like your brother?

Why did Cutter have to die?

Why did you all have to die?

Why didn't you say so?

Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?!

Why don't you go jump in a lake?

Why don't you take your own advice?

Why would you do that?

Why, I think it's a great idea, Richard.

Why, you're Richard Jarvis, aren't you?

Why?

Why?!

Will you sign this?

With a confident sniff and a straight spine.

With all the foundation work, we sometimes just got to take a

With his brown skin and his brown heritage.

With in the next scene, okay?

With my asthma?

With the episode in the can, the cast now had to

With the extra money, we can invest in new technologies!

With the world premiere of her brand new song about what

Without any bedtime stories.

Without one of its stars?

Wobbly women? You don't like me for myself.

Working hard or hardly working?

Would it kill you to check again?

Would know that it's not unusual at all.

Would you like to come to my home for lunch?

Wouldn't be an issue.

Wow, chief.

Wow, Glenn.

Wow, I'm so relieved that we hired look alikes to

Yeah, and my Spina Bifida is really smarting today.

Yeah, but what dog do you know that can turn on a TV?

Yeah, do me.

Yeah, everybody has amnesia except for me

Yeah, kids are getting tatted up like prisoners

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, she on her way.

Yeah, so you probably shouldn't tell it.

Yeah, that's it verbatim.

Yeah, there's some paper towels over there.

Yeah, val, you're gonna be fine.

Yeah, we burned the files.

Yeah, we can just check your blog, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Not me.

Yeah. That's okay.

Yep, this is my favorite place to gather with my fellow sistas

Yep. There we go.

Yes and no.

Yes, all of you.

Yes, but it's still a jet.

Yes, just tell me when and where.

Yes, sir.

Yes, thank you

Yes!

Yes. My tummy hurts.

You all have food poisoning!

You and I both know that you got hitched to the director...

You and that boy with the pancakes tattoo, you both were

You are being very disrespectful to dead people.

You are everything I look for in a woman...

You are the most heartless...

You bet your sweet ass it is.

You better watch it.

You call it dancing, I call it tomahto.

You can do that by tonight?

You can't win me over that easily, Mr. Mittleman.

You could drop it off at his house.

You could put your feet up.

You did it

You don't have to call out "Oh, God!" at the end of every dance.

You don't have to miss out.

You doth speak to the king in this way?

You get it?

You got me.

You got that?!

You got to help me find her!

You have a touch of Spina Bifida, do you?

You have a voice a voice like a hummingbird

You have blessed the earth, mother, with a baby girl.

You have grown old on this show, audiences know you.

You have patients waiting

You keep saying that, chief, with great unearned bravado.

You know how doctors are always the unsung heroes.

You know how important this is to me.

You know the fun doesn't need to stop here.

You know what I mean, right, Val?

You know, being around all these organs is making me hungry.

You know, I once knew a girl in college who

You know, it's like, I want answers, you know?

You know, so many people nowadays don't care anymore.

You know, we make a pretty good team.

You know?

You like me for my ugly, misshapen body.

You like that?

You listen to me!

You must have done that before.

You need to stay on your dialysis machine 24 hours a day.

You never call.

You never check my cervix.

You never respect my professional opinion.

You never told me about any accident.

You new at this hospital?

You paged me?

You probably brushed your teeth.

You promise to back me up, no matter what, till death do us part?

You put one foot in a room with someone who is just putting a

You realize that Oren is addicted to tearing into flesh.

You realize, the character of Blake Downs was never supposed to die.

You say "All."

You say Parkinson's.

You see something, girl?

You see that hitting other kids with sticks is wrong.

You should be out doing what you do best...

You should shoot one in me some time.

You think I stole your position on the show just like I stole David.

You think I'm this fat all the time?

You think?

You to be.

You tweet that and I'll stab you.

You understand?

You want me to name her?

You want to come to my dressing room and rehearse in 20 minutes?

You was all up in these guts.

You were born to do that operation.

You were incredible in there, Owen.

You were incredible tonight.

You were my favorite five years ago.

You were talking in your sleep.

You, you'll be my bodyguard.

You, you'll be my lawyer, but a friend, too one I can confide

You, you're in charge of snacks and drinks, so go get

You're a billionaire!

You're a surrogate?!

You're early.

You're fully the doctor that you are, which is to say not as good.

You're gonna love this.

You're great.

You're in Dr. Maestro's hands now.

You're international pop superstar Madonna!

You're my favorite.

You're not working as hard as you can be, but you're certainly

You're putting splootches all over my face for my love scene.

You're right.

You're six centimeters!

You're under arrest for using human beings as piñatas.

You're working for.

You've been great.

You've been work, work, work so much, you've lost sight of what

You've hit rock bottom, mate.

Your handicaps in that operation, but you clearly still have them.

Your storytelling is as crappy as your doctoring.

Yup. Textbook amnesia.

Zero over zero.

6:00, so I'll be dancing, but in Christ's heavenly kingdom by then.

6/8, yes!

8 type, you know, doo wop, jigs

10 4, good buddy.

10, maybe 20 yards.

30 years ago, we elected Margaret Thatcher as Prime Minister,

Ahh... Dance.

Are you gonna tell me, or... I just want it the way

But... ...Sticking a band aid

Can I call him? No.

Can I get a pint of... Hey! Don't spill my drink.

Damn! Yes!

Hey, Lola. Hey.

How did you know what I was gonna... Say?

I did not know that. Yeah.

I first saw these wrist guards... ...My skinned knee, a hole.

I want to take out your appendix. Is that a euphemism?

January? I told you.

Luckily... When all the pieces

No anesthetic. Oh, God.

Ohh! Cat just put nair in your shampoo.

Ohh... [Bleep] the both of you.

Two can play at this... Game.

Um... Freeze, scumbag!

Wayne, et cetera, and... N o o o o o!!

We should do something. Not me. It's Friday.

Well, thanks for list... Oh, hey, Derrick.

Well... Lola, I just wanted to let you know that I've

Whaa! What! How did... Hey.

What? You're an extremely

What's this? It's... Not what it looks like.

Yeah. All right. Cool.

You want? Yeah, yeah.

...I kept experimenting

...I want you to insert this diaphragm.

...is secure, sterile, and fully stocked.

'Cause I thought you'd be thirsty.

'Cause you don't have the talent to make it on your own.

"bargain up" their patients' treatments?

"Childrens Hospital."

"go around back 'cause that's where we let the poo in."

"I want to make love to you right now."

"Ladies night." Oh, brother.

"Leave me alone."

"Material Girl"? "Like a Virgin"?

"Me Glenn."

"Me Lola"?

"Uh oh."

♪ and beat is the music, is the song ♪

♪ baby, ma heart's on fire ♪

♪ balloons take the take ♪

♪ Bring back, oh, bring back ♪

♪ but winning you ♪

♪ caught in your eyes ♪

♪ dance ♪

♪ dance, dance ♪

♪ do the saints go to heaven? ♪

♪ do your dance, do your dance with a song ♪

♪ everybody, dance ♪

♪ flying over stars ♪

♪ For your sins ♪

♪ get on the floor and get your dance ♪

♪ go marching in ♪

♪ I think we ought to ♪

♪ I'm gonna jump on you on the bed ♪

♪ I'm losing my mind ♪

♪ I'm not gonna say it ♪

♪ it's the song that's going to end ♪

♪ it's the song that's going, stop the song ♪

♪ make me a cradle ♪

♪ mid pleasures and palaces ♪

♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean ♪

♪ my Bonnie lies over the sea ♪

♪ oh, I want to be in that number ♪

♪ oh, saints go ♪

♪ Oh, saints, saints, saints ♪

♪ oh, when the saints go marching in ♪

♪ okay, I'll say it ♪

♪ over to your room ♪

♪ Peter, Paul, Mary, John ♪

♪ Pillsbury dough it, take the bullet ♪

♪ saint, saint, go, go ♪

♪ saint, saint, saint ♪

♪ saints go march ♪

♪ saints one and all ♪

♪ saints, I'm not lost ♪

♪ She says I'm crazy ♪

♪ take a saint four, five, six, seven ♪

♪ take the beat, use your feet ♪

♪ take them down, put them in a pie ♪

♪ Tell me, what you gonna do ♪

♪ that is beat ♪

♪ the best day ♪

♪ There's no... ♪

♪ they all march to April, may, and march ♪

♪ they take on the make 'cause they're in, out ♪

♪ Though we may roam ♪

♪ when love's on your door... ♪

♪ when the saints ♪

♪ you figure it out ♪

♪ you know it, do it ♪

♪ you say it's over ♪

♪ you, get on the floor, open the door ♪

♪ you're the one that's dumb ♪

âª do your dance, do your dance âª

âª I said, "oh, really?" âª

âª I want to get to you tonight âª

âª I'm caught in an ice storm âª

âª send me you on Saturday âª

Childrens Hospital (2008) - Season 4
Childrens Hospital is a satirical comedy television series created by Rob Corddry. The show originally premiered in 2008 and has gained a cult following for its irreverent humor and exaggerated portrayal of a hospital setting. Set in the fictional Childrens Hospital, the series takes a comedic approach to medical dramas, poking fun at the clichés and tropes often seen in the genre. Season 4 of Childrens Hospital premiered in 2012 and continued to deliver the same offbeat humor that fans had come to love. The cast of Childrens Hospital is a talented ensemble of comedic actors who bring the wacky characters to life with unwavering commitment. The main cast includes Rob Corddry as Dr. Blake Downs, the eccentric clown doctor who takes his job extremely seriously. Megan Mullally portrays Chief, the no-nonsense head of the hospital who constantly finds herself embroiled in bizarre situations. Lake Bell plays the role of Dr. Cat Black, a brilliant surgeon with a troubled personal life. Erinn Hayes, Rob Huebel, Ken Marino, and Malin Åkerman round out the main cast, each portraying a unique and hysterical character within the hospital. Throughout Season 4, Childrens Hospital continues to push the boundaries of absurdity and satire. The episodes are filled with outrageous plotlines and hilarious scenarios that parody medical dramas. From transplanting an ape heart into a man, to diagnosing a patient with "Brazilian" meningitis, the show's writers never shy away from the absurd. Although the medical cases depicted on the show often defy logic and reality, they serve as a backdrop for the real focus of Childrens Hospital - the characters and their comedic interactions. One of the standout aspects of Childrens Hospital is its rapid pace and quick-witted dialogue. Each episode is only 15 minutes long, but manages to pack in an incredible amount of jokes and gags. The humor ranges from clever wordplay to physical comedy, making it accessible and enjoyable for a wide audience. The series has also garnered critical praise for its sharp writing and witty satirical take on the medical genre. In addition to its stellar cast and sharp writing, Childrens Hospital is also known for its unique visual style. The show features intentionally low-budget production choices, such as visible boom mics and poorly constructed sets, adding to its comedic charm. The intentionally bad special effects and haphazard camerawork further enhance the show's satirical tone, making it clear that Childrens Hospital is not taking itself too seriously. For fans of the show, Season 4 of Childrens Hospital brings the same level of absurdity and laughter that they have come to expect. From the opening credits, which hilariously parody the typical hospital drama, to the final moments of each episode, the series consistently delivers on its promise of over-the-top comedy. Whether it's watching Dr. Blake Downs passionately perform surgery while wearing clown makeup, or witnessing the hospital employees participate in an epic dance battle, Season 4 never fails to entertain. If you are a fan of Childrens Hospital's unique brand of comedy, you can play and download the sounds from the show here. From the catchy theme song to the memorable one-liners, these sounds will transport you back to the hilarious world of Childrens Hospital. Relive the outrageous medical cases, the zany characters, and the brilliant writing that made the show a hit. In conclusion, Childrens Hospital (2008) - Season 4 is a must-watch for fans of clever comedy and satire. With its exceptional cast, sharp writing, and unique visual style, the show continues to deliver laughs and entertainment. Whether you're a fan of medical dramas or simply enjoy offbeat humor, Childrens Hospital is sure to leave you in stitches.
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