Axe Cop - Season 1 Edit

A bad guy must be controlling them

A bald eagle.

A billion and six, billion and seven, billion and eight...

A butler.

A general disrespect towards women?

A group of female superhero sisters?

A guy bought the perfect taxi.

A jet pack wearing zombie!?

A magic axe that can turn into any weapon I want.

A mother with a broken heart can break

A mother with a broken heart can break

A rattlesnake.

A really smart bad guy.

A Secret Attack. Stand back.

A secret li bary!

A secret potion that will turn zombies good.

A taxi driver!

A thousand pousand papa pa pa pow!

A totally different dude. His name was Sergeant G.

A war?! I'll be right there!

A wave of fire formed in space...

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! But I don't have your present yet.

Abra ca handcuffs.

According to that report, Fatsozon killed both of you.

Actually he already has a name.

Actually I killed two bad guys.

Actually, I wasn't happy or sad.

Adolf Hitler!

After "x"ing and un "x"ing his arms,

Ah ha!

Ah, hold on.

Ah, I guess I was wrong, buddy.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! There she is.

Ahh, isn't this great?

Ahhh, Stockarang!

Ahhh!

Ahhhh!

Al punch you in the face

All day and all night.

All girls are on the dumb list.

All I ever wanted to do

All I ever wanted was to have a place in history.

All my friends are gone. Someone stole them.

All night battles, chop a thons.

All right, Grey Diamond. You can tell your story now.

All right, Grey Diamond. You can tell your story now.

All right, here you go. Two bananas.

All right, let's go.

All right, that's it. I'm calling the cops.

All right, we have a tupperware.

All right, we'll do dis da hard way.

All right, we're gonna do one story tonight,

All right. I'll see you later.

All right. See you in the morning.

All the animals are super nice to him.

All the candy in the universe

All the way from London, England.

Aloha! We're back.

Already ahead of you.

Always carry a spare axe.

America needs me to win the war. I'm going off to war.

An evil unstoppable army...

An evil unstoppable army... of zombies!

An invisible house. Wait, I think I found something.

And "food getting" powers.

And 1,000 blades came out.

And a cheetah

And a handlebar mustache?

And a robotic arm came out

And a super curly beard and mustache

And ate coconuts.

And Axe Cop would never fall in love with a dumb person!

And Book Cop was right.

And books are for everyone. Even girls.

And caught his horn. And yes, it's true,

And chops off his head.

And created the ultimate soldier slash best friend.

And does all the farmer's chores, right?

And don't mess with Uni Baby's horn. It holds great power.

And eat coconuts.

And even if there is...

And everyone else isn't.

And everyone was like "we're going to die,"

And fed me an axe star energy drink.

And for no one to poop ever again.

And found out who killed your parents.

And goes right back into your gun.

And good night.

And has locked her in a birdcage

And have even more fun.

And he drank it. And after two minutes...

And he is getting ready to detonate the bombs.

And he's dressed up as a wolvi.

And her power was Poison Punches?

And his evil army of evil pilgrim soldiers.

And his name... was Book Cop.

And I am Dr. Doo Doo,

And I can't always be worried if or... what

And I gotta go to the bathroom. Next stop, El Bano.

And I practiced all your cool moves.

And I see a bad guy getting away in the distance.

And I thought, "what am I going to do with this?"

And I will stop at nothing to kill you.

And I'll use the money to buy bullets.

And I'm going to turn everyone evil.

And I'm ready to kill some bad guys.

And if I teach him how to be more like me,

And if that weren't enough,

And if we can't be on his team,

And if you're here for the axe learn out,

And in my dream I also learned

And is declaring tomorrow National Axe Cop Day.

And is lowering her into a pit of acid sharks.

And it looks like we just found it.

And it was no longer safe to live there.

And it would only burn the bad guys.

And it's about time you started calling me your girlfriend.

And ketchup casserole,

And laundry books! Ha ha ha ha.

And leave grenade bombs inside them!

And left a grenade bomb inside of you.

And look this way, it's me, Fife Cop

And look, there's a candle of you holding an axe,

And lucky for you, I know how to defeat him

And medium is the happiest that I'll ever be.

And mustache styles.

And now for our first trick...

And now I'm back to kill you.

And now Thanksgiving is the best holiday in all of autumn.

And now that I have my bad guy machine,

And now to complete my plan.

And now... it's time

And one day, I did it.

And punched out his brain from the inside!

And rebuilding the world.

And reunited with their friends

And save the world!

And scan for sugartivity,

And see if there's anything cool to play with.

And start a new family.

And steal the sun back.

And that... includes... you!

And the babies will float into space

And the fresh diapers are in the dresser.

And the potato salad should be here right about...

And the second best brunch is at lucky Lucy's saloon.

And then decide you don't want him.

And then I decided also, there should be some cheetah in there

And then I kill them all.

And then I will pour the potion onto both of us

And then in the morning, the farmer comes down and sees

And then lifted up the entire ground

And then squished...

And then what?

And there is only one bad guy left to kill.

And they let Axe Cop go right up to them so he can kill them.

And this is the only way I can be reunited with him.

And this one's for you, sir. Catch.

And this some we lost.

And three children about what we've done.

And to punch her if she cries.

And tossed it into the water.

And transported me here?

And try our luck on some games of chance.

And turn us both into good zombies.

And turned it into a bad guy machine.

And we have apple g**** juice.

And we're gonna see how many grown ups

And what a special Thanksgiving it is...

And when I do, I am gonna shoot him...

And when Turkey Turkey was a baby,

And where'd they come from? Apple Planet. Boo yah.

And why are you crying?

And you don't shoot babies!

And you drink it!

And you'll be cops. Just like that!

And you've been so mean that I think it's pretty obvious that you're in love with me.

Anita knows a thing or two about cheese and grilling it.

Anita says I need to spend more time with Uni baby.

Anita, baby,

Anita, baby, we did it.

Anita, can Flute Cop go trick or treating with me tonight?

Anita, don't worry. We're on our way.

Anita, I would think I would know if we were brothers.

Anita, stand back.

Anita, where's the tupperware?!

Another great meal, dear.

Any unbreakable vault.

Appear in every hand.

Are all aliens good or bad?

Are probably gonna get turned into night creatures.

Are you enjoying your vacation?

Are you ready for your favorite bedtime story, Uni Baby?

Are you sure you should be picking candy up off the ground?

Are you the one they call Axe Cop?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aren't you gonna wish me a happy birthday?

Aren't you too old to be trick or treating?

As a dad I have to say this, I just have to say it:

As it seems to me, son,

As long as I live...

As much as I'm going to enjoy killing you.

At his funeral his mother gave me his brain.

At least I had to work hard to get one of them.

At least I'd get a chance to meet him.

At night I dress up as a cat

At night, after everyone goes home...

At night, I want to go home to a family.

At our amazing magic show!

At the center of all time. I'll take you.

At the downtown train station.

At the Mexican supermarket with me?

Attack!

Attack!

Attention, zombies.

Attention. We have a train robbery in progress

Avocado Soldier, are you even paying attention?

Aw aw aw awesome.

Aw, are you kidding me? I'm a dinosaur now?

Aw, man. Flute Cop has the best snacks.

Awesome!

Awesome! That gives us some time to hit the strip

Aww, our little baby Book Cop

Axe Cop

Axe cop 01x04 Babysitting Unibaby

Axe Cop 01x06 The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules

Axe Cop 01x07 No More Bad Guys

Axe Cop 01x03 An American Story

Axe Cop 01x05 Birthday Month Original Air Date: August 17, 2013

Axe Cop 01x08 Super Axe

Axe Cop 01x09 When Night Creatures Attack

Axe Cop 01x10 28 Days Before

Axe Cop 01x11 Taxi Cop

Axe Cop 01x12 The Dumb List

Axe Cop already killed the bad guy.

Axe Cop always has the right of way!

Axe Cop and Ghost Cop are the main course!

Axe Cop gives back to the community.

Axe Cop is gonna milk that animal.

Axe Cop is on television!

Axe Cop is probably still with the farmer. I'll give him a call.

Axe Cop Magic World!

Axe Cop said girls weren't allowed on his team.

Axe Cop soul kick!

Axe Cop threw her at a giant robot and it fell off.

Axe Cop, can I have a quick word with you?

Axe Cop, can I have a quick word with you?

Axe Cop, can you get that?

Axe Cop, can you help us out with some of these customers?

Axe Cop, come in.

Axe Cop, Ghost Cop, fantastic costumes.

Axe Cop, hold up. Umm, real quick. Just a little favor.

Axe Cop, I don't see uni man's house anywhere.

Axe Cop, I just wanted to check in on Uni Baby.

Axe Cop, I love you too.

Axe Cop, let's go save Uni Baby.

Axe Cop, like it or not, she's a member of the team now.

Axe Cop, spike strip!

Axe Cop, the computer brains of those cyborgs

Axe Cop, this is Flute Cop, do you read me? Come in. Over

Axe Cop, we can explain.

Axe Cop, we could use the sun right about now.

Axe Cop, what are we gonna do for money?

Axe Cop, what are you doing?

Axe Cop, you can look at that list all night long,

Axe Cop, you gotta help me look for Uni baby's horn.

Axe Cop, you gotta help me look for Uni baby's horn.

Axe Cop, you just can't foster a child

Axe Cop, you still there?

AXE COP: Dino swords.

Axe Cop: I just want to rent a dinosaur horn

AXE COP: I will chop your heads off!

Axe Cop: I will chop your heads off!

AXE COP: There he is.

Axe Cop!

Axe Cop!

Axe Cop!

Axe Cop!

Axe Cop!

Axe Cop!

Axe Cop! I knew you wanted to come down to the beach!

Axe Cop! Keep holding on, buddy.

Axe Cop! The laser.

Axe Cop?

Axe Cop? What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night.

Axe Cop? You came back to save me!

Axe Cop.

Axe Cop.

Axe Face Kick!

Axe, it's 8:35.

Axey, what are you doing?

Axey?! You're the head chopping vigilante?

Ay ay ay! Enough with the excuses.

Baba shalell, make $100

Babies are dumb. Next!

Babies are so dumb.

Baby grown up life and she won't need me anymore.

Baby made it. Baby Man made it on the team.

Baby Man.

Bad Santa,

Bang bang, bang bang!

Beautiful Girly Bobs,

Because cheetahs are super fast.

Because I am.

Because I am.

Because I didn't have to eat candy canes anymore.

Because I hate candy canes.

Because I know all there is to know about being a cop.

Because I was a baby with a mustache,

Because I'm a hero.

Because it didn't exist until now.

Because it's a poop cannon. It's controlled by pooping.

Because it's better than Thanksgiving?

Because that's where poop gets its power.

Because the zombie who ate the world's smartest brain

Because they died,

Because they were bad guys.

Because they were obviously evil.

Before I can shoot 'em.

Before we get started, we're gonna need you to fill out this form

Before you lock up.

Being the best jumper

Being thrown at little kids.

Best Fairy Ever

Best Fairy Ever from "Fairy Wars"!

Best Fairy Ever, you can't kill her.

Best Halloween costume ever.

Best in the business.

Boo ooo. They tore our historic tent!

Book Cop is nigh!

Book Cop put his two fingers into the earth

Book Cop studied and mastered the "Secret Attack Almanac."

Book Cop, my name's Stockerang.

Book Cop.

Book Eclipse Secret Attack!

Boomerang book Secret Attack.

Boy, I'm glad you guys got here when you did.

BOY: One day, at the scene of the fire

Boy: One day, at the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect axe.

Bringing a certain kind of sweet justice

Bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way

But can you just waive the late fee this time?

But didn't like it.

But Flute Cop used his flute

But good job.

But he had no one to share it with...

But he said this thing about Baby Man turning bad.

But he's terrible at everything.

But how?

But I am going to find out.

But I made my parents let me

But I must warn you,

But I never gave you a name.

But I still think spending time with him taught you a very valuable lesson.

But I think I know who is.

But I thought you killed all the bad guys on the bad guy list

But I traded my axe for a wedding ring!

But I wanted you to be better.

But I will remember him as the guy that was my best friend

But I'll be busy blowing up the Earth.

But if the Earth blows up,

But if there's no candy,

But if your baby was turned into a night creature,

But in the end you avenged your parents' death.

But it was also the happiest day of my life

But it was locked in my unbreakable vault!

But it was locked in my unbreakable vault!

But it was so fast, my axe was invisible.

But it's birthday flavored. Your favorite.

But it's eight in the morning. Not at night.

But it's gonna be your favorite story.

But last time I checked the sun's too hot to touch.

But maybe this VHS tape can tell us

But not too self deprecating...

But nothing's gonna change.

But now that you're here,

But now,

But only during the day.

But Sergeant T was brave.

But since it is Thanksgiving,

But that was just a theory!

But that's just a baby.

But the sun helps keep earth babies safe...

But the sun helps keep earth babies safe...

But the war was far from over.

But then I got an idea

But there is something even better than friends.

But there was only one super winner

But there's always one who breaks all the rules

But there's no trigger. There's no trigger!

But they were making mean faces.

But this rabbit walked

But Uni Baby needs us.

But we are in a serious hurry.

But we need your help.

But what about the King of All Bad Guys?

But what my great great great

But what we didn't know was that chicken head

But whatever you want from me, forget it.

But why me?

But you are still kicking a little too high.

But you can't stop me.

But you didn't care.

But you heard the kid... None of the houses have candy.

But, Flute Cop, you're brothers.

But, you should be out killing bad guys.

But...

Buy something that makes something invisible.

By da order of da King of England,

By that logic, since we're good guys,

By the King of All Bad Guys and I'm helping him get them back!

By the power of Christmas,

By the power of Christmas,

Bye bye, little Uni Baby. Mommy wuv you.

Bye bye, little Uni Baby. Mommy wuv you.

Bye bye, red headed woman.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

C'mon, Axe Cop, let's go get em'!

Can fit on this thing at once.

Can I be on your team? (deep voice) No, you can't.

Can you wish for me to be Flute Cop again?

Can't he see we're on a night mission?

Can't you see? Deep down, Baby Man's not a bad guy.

Careful out there, Sergeant T!

Caw.

Check it out, bros. I brought my world famous string cheese

Check this out.

Cheer up? Without friends, I'm all alone in this world.

Cheerio!

Cheerio!

Chemist M, the smartest man in the world.

Chicken head killed Sergeant T with one blast.

Chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream, por favor.

Chopping off a bad guy's head.

Chubby Doll is the best.

Come collect it from the baby pile.

Come in, Axe Cop!

Come on, let's go save the baby.

Come on.

Coming up this season on "Fairy Wars,"

Compared to the power of the human spirit.

Cool!

Cool. What is it?

Cops, shoot your guns!

Correct me if I'm wrong, Axe Cop,

Could also shoot giant lasers out of his mouth.

Could you possibly babysit Uni Baby for us?

Da "Secret Attack Almanac."

Da book for da baby!

Daddy!

Despite its name, Thanksgiving world is a very scary, dangerous planet

Did you miss daddy? Did you miss daddy?

Did you say stolen!? Oh boy, that's the worst!

Did you try the cul de sac up by the golf course?

Did you... kill all the aliens too?

Dinosaurs, follow wexter

Do you have chocolate milk?

Do you know how fast you were going, Axe Cop?

Do you know how I've been saving my money to get $100?

Do you still think babies are dumb?

Do you think she's on the dumb list too?

Do you understand? I know you understand.

Do you understand? I know you understand.

Do you, Dr. Doo Doo, take this woman to be your wife?

Does that mean we get tomorrow off?

Don't even joke about something like that, Flute Cop,

Don't forget, you've got the opening shift at the fruit stand tomorrow

Don't kill the messenger, but I got some bad news.

Don't worry about him. The more brain those dinosaurs eat,

Don't worry, Season Man.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. It's a time portal gun.

Don't you know it. But nothing has changed.

Don't you mean dead headed woman?

Don't you remember what else he taught us?

Don't you remember what Professor Teevil taught us?

Don't you think I would have just bought one?

Dr. Doo doo is flying to London, England.

Dreams are just dreams. They're not real.

Dude, do you do all your own stunts, 'cause, um,

Dumb list? Well,

Eat, Uni Baby, eat!

Eh, not that you were ever good at that anyway.

Even if I have to wait for hundreds of years.

Even if that means killing you 4,001 times.

Even people on the dumb list, like girls.

Even though Adolf Hitler sent me here from London, England,

Ever!

Every morning I drink bulletproof juice,

Every year, I look for the perfect house with the most candy,

Everyone knows rabbits hop and eat carrots.

Everyone throughout time is now evil

Everyone throughout time will be turned evil

Everything does look better on a gold TV.

Everything he needed to survive on his own,

Evil mermaids.

Evil Rhino Man must be back from his evil safari!

Exactly!

Exactly!

Excuse me, friend? Hi.

Fabulous! What's your name?

Fatsozon returned to Uni Planet

Fatsozon!

Fife eagle Cop is now on money.

Fife Eagle Cop,

Fights her evil twin sister

Fine, we'll go check on Uni Baby.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. You guys stay here.

Fire Secret Attack!

Fire!

First name...

First, stop crying. I don't like it.

Flute Cop said we need to have a girl on the team.

Flute Cop said we should take Uni Baby to the park.

Flute Cop,

Flute Cop, I did it.

Flute Cop, I found her.

Flute Cop, now!

Flute Cop, Uni baby, how was your day together...

Flute Cop, we'll use your miles.

Flute Cop, we're switching boots.

Flute Cop! Let's get to work.

Flute Cop?

Flute Cop's taking me to Hawaii.

Flutey, let's go!

Follow him to cabin "B."

For cops and warriors downtown.

For most people yes. But not when you keep returning them late.

For my first birthday, I even asked for an axe rattle.

For now."

For you to finally eat your candy cane dinner,

Forever!

Foster kid, I couldn't find you a mom in Las Vegas

Found out about this place out in the deserts of Las Vegas

Freeze, Smartist Brothers.

Friends are great,

From completing my plan, which is to go to London, England,

From fighting college?

Front desk. How can I assist you?

Full grown man in a baby suit. (scoffs)

Gah! Who makes these machines, bad guys?

Gas prices are through the roof.

Get back here! That's my cop car!

Get me that book!

Get the monster truck ready, Al.

Gimme a sec, would ya, fella?!

Gimme that! I love paperwork.

Girls don't read books.

Go go!

Go inside the TV and save Best Fairy Ever!

Go, go!

Gobble gobble gobble.

Gobble gobble gobble.

Gobble gobble.

God, you were right, he is crazy.

Gold. Gold gold gold.

Gold. Gold. Gold. Gold.

Good night, foster son

Good Santa? Is that you?

Good talk.

Good work, my boy.

Good, because I have one more Secret Attack.

Gorillas are awesome.

Great great great grandfather didn't know

Great great great great grandfather.

Great, we're gonna have to act fast.

Great! Let's go to Magic World!

Great. I will call him... Wexter.

Great. Now she can't ruin any more band practices and night missions

Grey Diamond and I are going to Las Vegas.

Gross!

Guess what? My friends are all showing up in just a minute

Guys, we could get jobs at Tom's Fruit Stand.

Ha ha ha ha! What should we do with all this money?

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha, you missed.

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha. I don't need the book.

Half lion, half man.

Hanging out in the dark?

Happy die day, red coats!

Happy Fourth of July, bad guys!

Happy Thanksgiving, my evil pilgrims!

Has been passed down through my family for generations.

Has kidnapped Best Fairy Ever

Have fun, Axe Cop.

Have turned evil! They're gonna kill the baby!

Have you ever killed an alien?

He can dive bomb and throw razor sharp feathers hidden on his body.

He collects all the eggs, he bales all the hay,

He could be the ultimate son!

He could jump just a little bit into space

He dodged his master's attempts to clip his wings.

He escaped his torment and was able to grow

He filled Earth's core with bombs.

He had an army of chicks that shot drills out of their mouths

He lets me call him Thomas.

He looks, like, 15 lbs heavier. It's true what they say.

He milks the cows, the goats.

He said something about

He should have spikes that only stab you if you're a bad guy.

He thanked me for getting his bad guy machine back

He told you to meet him in the middle of space?

He was a huge chicken with a human head. [cheeping]

He was kidnapped by nazis and no one,

He was raised by falcons...

He wasn't any more specific?

He'd been breaking all the rabbit rules.

He's asleep because it's past his bedtime.

He's done talking.

He's just a dumb guy.

He's making Doo Doo soldiers!

He's missing! Axe Cop is missing!

He's missing! Axe Cop is missing!

He's not crazy.

He's probably still with the farmer.

He's... a hero.

Heh heh, nailed it.

Hello, Bad Santa.

Hello, welcome to the perfect match machine and wedding chapel.

Hello. You're on my team now.

Help her!

Help me, Axe Cop!

Her name is Uni Baby. She is from my planet.

Her real name was Poison Poison?

Here in the ocean, it's the bad guys that smile.

Here you go, Axey.

Here you go.

Here, give it a try.

Here's your cut, Axe Cop.

Here's your very own real axe.

Hey Axe Cop,

Hey everybody, look at me. I'm riding a train

Hey hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey oh!

Hey, army chihuahua,

Hey, Axe Cop with lemon. How much for a coconut?

Hey, Axe Cop, I hate to say it, but...

Hey, Axe Cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise?

Hey, Axe Cop! I've heard so much about you.

Hey, Axe Cop! Where have you been, bro?

Hey, Axe Cop. I just wanted to say

Hey, Baby Man. (laughs) How's tricks?

Hey, bros, let's all take a vacation together.

Hey, come on out, bro.

Hey, cyborgs!

Hey, didn't you say your candy bucket

Hey, don't forget. Today's Uni Baby's first day of baby school.

Hey, even I can handle that job, right?

Hey, farmer, is Axe Cop still there?

Hey, Flute Cop,

Hey, Flute Cop, call everyone I know

Hey, Flute Cop!

Hey, have you ever had coconut water?

Hey, have you ever had coconut water?

Hey, I need your daily report

Hey, I think we should go back home and check on Uni Baby.

Hey, it's okay, buddy. Halloween's just getting started.

Hey, life vest on.

Hey, look at that, Anita! Axe Cop is having tryouts!

Hey, look at that. Little Baby Man's a genius.

Hey, look, even if I did want to go trick or treating,

Hey, look, over there!

Hey, man! Why'd you do that?

Hey, Sockarang, look what I drew.

Hey, where is Axe Cop?

Hey, you know what? If you're not doing anything,

Hey!

Hey! Axey, Flutey!

Hi. We want to kill bad guys.

His horn turns all metal into gold.

His name is Al.

History will remember him as a great fighter.

Hmm, if I adjust the caramellometers

Hmm. A cake vacation?

Hmm. Something fishy is going on.

Hmm. There goes all that foster dad money.

Hmmm, my tri annual learn out for kids

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

Ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho.

Honestly, I think you'd look better with crazy pizza hair

Honey, it's 5:30, and look who's walking through the door

How about instead of yelling at him,

How are you alive?

How awesome could it be?

How dare you, zombie robot?!

How did they do that?

How did you know I wasn't gonna eat the cake?

How excited I am that you brought me onto the team.

How much are you going to pay me?

How much longer?

How much money did you make today, Axey?

How you think I'd look with a mohawk

How, you ask? Simple.

Huh? I mean, it did start off a bit rocky

Huh? I mean, it did start off a bit rocky

Huh.

Huh. That's weird.

Hundreds of years passed.

Husband, what are you doing?

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah. It's glass, all right.

I accidentally killed your parents.

I alone have escaped to tell you.

I also got myself some monster gloves for Halloween.

I also swore to never eat another candy cane

I am giving him rockets for arms.

I am making everyone in the world poop their pants!

I am not concerned with fire.

I am The Queen of London, England!

I beg you... do not go to Thanksgiving planet.

I bet they can punch really hard.

I bet they know where my friends are. Let's go!

I bet you don't get to kill a lot of bad guys doing that.

I call it... Magic World.

I called him Liborg!

I can create a potion that will turn zombies good,

I can do an infinite amount of reps of everything.

I can finish my father's work.

I can put a piece of your brain in his.

I can't be your dad.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

I can't do this anymore, Dinosaur Soldier.

I can't tell you. It's so secret...

I can't wait to tell my pregnant wife

I can't wait to tell Tracy

I chopped it off. You're welcome.

I chubby wubby you!

I chubby wubby you! Ha ha ha ha!

I could be, uh, you know, I don't know.

I could have sworn you had a head.

I did it.

I do like kissing an avocado way more than I like kissing a dinosaur.