Childrens Hospital (2008) - Season 3 Edit

A Bar Mitzvah is the passage to manhood.

A black doctor.

A friend taught me that.

A little bit to the side, to stop him.

A little too quick for most folks, but that's just how the Tugger pulls.

A magazine that's been thumbed through more times than my cousin Samantha.

A mother suffering from acute postpartum depression

A nice twilled docker, for instance.

A paramedic make one and you're jealous?

A presence I haven't smelled in a long, long time.

A reason for murder and even less of an excuse when the victim was such a good man.

A sexy handicapped doctor...

A vinyl copy of Rolling Stones' "Tattoo You."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Clowns!

Aah! Stop doing that!

Aar! Aar!

About having sex.

About two dozen kids got some bad salmon at the Spiegelman Bar Mitzvah.

Actually, I wanted to ask you a question.

Adorable.

Adults never go into Ward 8 because they don't come out.

Afraid of doors. There he goes.

Ah, I learnt how to make 'em back in 'Nam.

Ah, I'm just playing with you.

Ah.

All of them.

All of you are gonna make twice as much money as you did last week.

All of you!

All of you!

All right, I'll take a chapstick.

All right, Mr. and Mrs. Dunn, I'm gonna

All right, six weeks.

All right, team, I've asked you all to join me here to

All right, you screw heads! That's a wrap!

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Can we get started quickly?

All right. Everybody got their **** whistles?

All right. I was born without a bladder.

All that and Andy Kaufman, tonight on Newsreaders.

All this and more on this week's "Childrens Hospital."

Almost doesn't seem worth it, you know.

Alone again.

Always keep them with you, especially at discount movie theaters.

Am I right?

Amazing.

And also, I wish that, one day, when you're actually dying,

And as for me, well... I have a wish.

And beavers.

And black gays? Forget about it. Look at Will Smith.

And by "delight," I mean I cripple bang you in a tub built for safety.

And by "moves," I mean I will be putting my fantastic penis in them.

And Chief never did end up fulfilling her dream of a three way with

And children all over the world

And dick belt replacements.

And didn't is a dick.

And enter the exciting and exotic world of the mole people.

And for the former cast of Childrens Hospital,

And gives it to people just sitting on their butts.

And God bless my doctors, and let your angels watch over them.

And goodbye, Childrens Hospital.

And he eats all his meals under the kitchen table.

And he's even better than gooder with the ladies.

And here are the young lovers, Owen and Lola.

And hopefully she'll take the bait and sleep with Tug.

And hopefully, that's the person you were meant to be all along.

And I could make you feel so good if you'd just give me the chance.

And I found a perfect way to use that space.

And I have some ecstasy in my sock.

And I have to pretend like everything's cool.

And I might also be dangerous.

And I might also be dangerous.

And I might also be dangerous.

And I really got into this Vietnamese band called "The Doors",

And I said I would fix our baby's wounds at home.

And I say bravo to you, sir.

And I see her here every day.

And I shove stuff in my mouth...

And I want a lude, yes. I do want one of those.

And I will never, ever return.

And I would really like to go out with you.

And I'd like to take this opportunity to invite myself

And I'll shove stuff into my mouth.

And I'm happy to put our past behind us, Glenn,

And I'm sure we'll all pop in from time to time just to say hello.

And if everything goes well with

And if I give the word,

And if I'm right, that would indicate that there

And if you want to see any

And in service of expatriate Americans.

And it makes them a hell of a lot better than you. You got it?

And it never will be.

And it was our report that sold the cow to buy the magic beans.

And it's all my fault.

And just to make sure that you know that I'm serious, I'm gonna punch you in the gut.

And last but not least...

And let me introduce you all to the night...

And let the flames lick my face like puppies dog.

And manatees

And my days of romance are long gone.

And my meatball sub tasted a little off today.

And my Motorola clamshell.

And not all people can be helped.

And now it's my turn to make a wish.

And on the home front, the Childrens Hospital producers

And our cameras were there as it was saved

And preside over your special day and,

And remember to feed the dog.

And she doesn't believe I'm a doctor.

And she's a little girl.

And she's here.

And so I would like to take this chance to say..

And so the cast returned to the mother ship

And sometimes we want to call them names back,

And that Cat finally finds peace.

And that explains my boner.

And that is why I am all about the death penalty.

And that leaves an extra room in our apartment.

And that leaves an extra room in our apartment.

And that was pretty much it.

And that, my friends, is the dug dug on smug Tug.

And that... is how I would have sex with you.

And that's it.

And that's why I'm leaving Childrens Hospital.

And the next thing you know, they're taking away our hospital issued Escalades.

And the obvious, of course.

And then boom, nine months later, I was fat.

And then I was reminded that I had my own spinoff two years ago.

And then my parents got divorced, and they canceled my Bar Mitzvah,

And then put it in our mouths, like you could put in yours

And then the government comes along, taxes the hell out of it,

And then we'll bite down on it a bunch of times like this.

And then we'll bite down on it a bunch of times like this.

And then you add to that they were a collection of

And there's a mind sweeper,

And there's no comfy place to put your chap stick.

And they exist completely in an alternate reality, and they're extremely

And they just waxed the floor, plus some kid spilled

And things move a little slower here.

And this guy's like, "Hey, I'm confident."

And this is symbolic of our acceptance.

And this is the truth. This is the truth of my face.

And this kid's career is blowing up right now.

And this one goes out to them...

And to bring him to her.

And to the girl I love, who put this all together, Valerie...

And we can lift three times our body weight.

And we will give you your own Corolla.

And when they do, I'll slice out his black heart and bring it to you.

And when you fail to see others, you become the

And when you're up there on that bimah, I want you to wear this.

And with that, I welcome Childrens Hospital's new doctor

And you

And you don't even have to tie the tie.

And you have warts.

And you know what?

And you're afraid of offending me...

And you're afraid of offending me...

And you're all invited!

And you're in a real jam

And your presence is blocking my peace of mind.

And, later in the program, gray whales

And, McJew Jew, I kind of trusted you.

And, where is he?

Another severed arm.

Answer is somehow linked to my boner that won't go away.

Answering machines are a new invention.

Any advice for an up and coming adult?

Any comment on the current hot dog crisis?

Anyone?

Anything they want.

Anyway, keep the change.

Anyway, there's a special sink for you in the corner,

Anyway, we're moving in together into my room.

Anyway, we're moving in together into my room.

Apparently, this food poisoning thing has taken out more than one Bar Mitzvah.

Are we clear?

Are you a little brown like me?

Are you drunk?

Are you experiencing any other symptoms?

Are you kidding?! Blankets are delicious!

Are you stupid for a living?!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you?

Aren't you a sight for sore eyebrow?

Aren't you supposed to be dying?

Arrest him.

Arrest this kid.

Arrhh.... Read between the lines, Iran!

As a matter of fact, I do, man. My father was a hot dog.

As former president Benjamin Franklin learned so piercingly

As her friends, we owe it to her to track down her dad

As of this moment, this patient is no longer a minor and,

As you can see, in front of you, there's a delicious meal and a gun.

Asking to play his iPhone games every five minutes.

Attensyion, staff...

Attention hospital staff, me so horny.

Attention hospital staff:

Attention hospital staff:

Attention, Cheryl Ladd: Please marry me.

Attention, hospital staff:

Attention, hospital staff:

Attention, hospital staff:

Attention, hospital staff:

Attention, hospital staff:

Attention, hospital staff:

Attention, hospital staff: Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Attention, hospital staff: I'm not the regular announcer.

Attention, hospital staff: Is this thing on?

Attention, hospital staff: Yeah, I write these when I'm high.

Attention, hospital staff: You know how they say

Attention, hospital staff.

Attention, hospital staff.

Attention, hospital staff.

Attention, hospital staff.

Attics are super sexy.

Attraction, as if they feel that they can screw your broken body

Aww!

Aww.

B.P. is dropping.

B.P. is up!

Baba booey! Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis!

Back into working.

Back over here to the table. Come on.

Backwards day does not apply to appendectomies.

Bar Mitzvah or no mitzvah, I ain't letting nobody cut off my foreskin.

Be a consultant on a TV medical drama.

Be a doctor.

Be mainly character based or, like, songs or, like, stories.

Be right there.

Beat the rapist at her own game.

Became killing machine like "Rambo" or "Rambo 2."

Because God hates you.

Because I cried them all by myself!

Because I know this cozy little spot where we can sit across

Because I know you've asked everybody,

Because I know you've asked everybody, and you're in a real jam,

Because I love a da babies!

Because if it had happened any earlier,

Because it is ravaged with cancer.

Because retarded people can't be doctors!

Because this is a really hard job.

Because we had to fire the night shift staff.

Because we're a hospital.

Because when I'm around the kids, I just get nauseous.

Because you all get to work the night shift.

Because you had to make dying people laugh and... And bang an Asian chick?

Because you're gonna memorize your haftarah.

Because, uh, I got your number, all right?

Before he discovers them.

Before you do Owen, I need your pee.

Before you do...

Before you start getting all mushy on me, it's just time for me

Before, after.

Being a Jew is fantastic.

Besides, I can't take a lude.

Besides, it's my day off. Just came by to get my buds.

Best damn administrator in all of Brazil.

Better than Gang Mexican.

Bingo! And your sister is Totes Liotts.

Bishop to Queen's Bishop four.

Black guys, best two out of three.

Blacks and gays have it easy now, okay?

Blacks were enslaved for centuries, tens of decades even.

Blah, blah, blah.

Blake, aren't you looking for the multicolored rest room?

Blake, did you hear the news?

Blake, do you have anything significant to add here?!

Blake, I'm just raising money for the hospital.

Blake, lead us off.

Blake, would you like to join this discussion, or are you just

Blake, you find anything in those old quicksand files?

Blake, you have to wear pants if we're all in the kitchen together.

Blake, you're the only doctor cleared to work.

Blake!

Blake!

Blake?

Blake.

Blake... I need you... Please.

Blake... Your courage to share such an

Blake's coming, everybody!

Bodow Syndrome: The mysterious condition of having a

Boo!

Boom!

Boy, howdy, am I tired of these namby pamby, bleeding heart liberals.

Boys, you were both very, very important to Brock

Brian, the man in that room is your father.

Brian, wake up.

Brian, what are you doing?

Brian?

Brian's been busy with Valerie and that Glenn's been busy with everyone,

Briggs, come on!

Briggs! Come on, buddy!

Briggs.

Brilliant.

Bring that kid back in here!

Britches, we've been over this a million times.

Britches?

Bro, you do not want to end up like me.

Bros helping bros?

But adding back foreskin surgery is incredibly dangerous.

But all he wants to do is control me.

But don't tell my pubes that.

But enough of my babbling on.

But first could you show me to Liz Taylor's dressing room?

But first...

But for the cast of Childrens Hospital, all of it came quite unexpectedly.

But I can hear them outside my window.

But I don't I don't need this junk anymore.

But I don't hate you.

But I got them now.

But I just got my period, so I'm gonna home sick.

But I left several years ago to

But I missed you.

But I need a date to a wedding

But I think Barney purple was an awesome call, little man.

But I wouldn't have changed a thing.

But I... saw you both in the car.

But in the case of Dr. Valerie Flame, this is one

But it isn't always as easy as you might think.

But it won't be without some bruises and bumps along the way.

But it's not, and your son is terminal.

But let me tell you something.

But my album just dropped!

But my wish is only a fantasy.

But not for me.

But now I can.

But now I'm begging you to reconsider.

But other than that, I'm out of options.

But right now, as always, business comes before pleasure.

But she still retained her trademark wit.

But somehow, you've roped in my Nana's best friend's granddaughter!

But that's just the way things are.

But then again, technically, I am autistic

But there's one thing you can't beat me at:

But they weren't willing to meet as a group, so we had to employ some clever trickery.

But we're all he has!

But what you might not know about Valerie if you didn't know

But when I do think about the show, I feel...

But where do you want me to stick the I.V., doctor?

But wherever she is, it was totally her decision.

But you can't shoot your son with a crossbow.

But you have to do it.

But you know what?

But you never go on calls with me.

But, Chief, you know I'm not a lesbian, right?

But, for reals, where were you, Lola?

But, honestly, I'm finding it a little difficult

But, ironically, we won several awards.

But, Owen, how?

But, truth to be told, her fists are weak and useless,

But, you know, the rest of us, we're mending pants and whatnot!

But, you know, with actual illnesses.

Butterfingers!

By extension, save the life of my

By the time I had run with my foots and toes home,

By this afternoon.

By way of an intervention.

Bye bye.

Call the Globetrotters.

Can I crash here for a while?

Can I have your attention, please?

Can I help you, baby killer?

Can I help you?

Can we wait till commercial?

Can you arrest a little kid for being a dick?

Can you go to Grown Ups Hospital and pick up a cooler of donor hearts?

Can you imagine a dildo without hair?

Can't wait, man.

Cat, can I just say that you look really,

Cat, could you come in here?

Cat, say hello to your father.

Cat, we found your dad. Don't you love us?

Cathy Rigby and Zach Braff.

Chalk this up to first time parent jitters.

Check this out.

Check.

Chet

Chet, but, uh, why don't you

Chet! Oh, you scared me!

Chief, I'm officially resigning as a member of this hospital...

Chief, I've been looking all over for you.

Chief, this is for us.

Chief, what's gotten into you?

Chief? Uh, who's "Chief"?

Childrens Hospital to document its pending demise.

Childrens Hospital was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Childrens Hospital's black heart surgeon,

Childrens Hospital's ratings shot to the sky like a beanstalk,

Ching chong with a ding dong!

Clamp.

Classic Mike.

Classic Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome

Clear!

Clowns with the makeup and so forth!

Clowns.

Cocáina fresquinha. Cocáina fresquinha.

Coffee is now available in the coffee break room.

Come on, I paid more than that.

Come on, Lola!

Come on, people!

Come on! Come on! Get over here!

Come on! I'm not letting her do it.

Come on! Laugh!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Carry on.

Come on. Let's go get a churro.

Come with me.

Comparing the struggle of black people to clowns.

Condoms? Magnum?

Cool.

Copy that, dispatch.

Copy that, dispatch. On our way.

Copy?

Could be Bodow Syndrome.

Could be, but let me go check the results of this scan by Cat,

Could you move them both, please? Thank you.

Could you move them both, please? Thank you.

Couldn't prevent complete organ failure.

Crap!

Crap!

Crap.

Crap.

Criminally insane children only allowed beyond this point.

Cure him the old fashioned way.

Cut!

Da da da...

Daddy, can you see these tears?!

Damn it!

Damn it! Laugh!

Damn it.

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Decided to surround lone survivor Cutter Spindell

Defend our border with Mexico.

Delivery for Dr. Valerie Flame.

Detective Chance Briggs, you big woman's blouse.

Detective Chance Briggs, you dirty S.O.B.!

Diarrhea brown.

Diarrhea brown. So perfect, just like you.

Did a toxicology scan on the infant.

Did I stutter?

Did we try Blake?

Did you cancel plans with your dad?

Did you ever decide who you wanted to kiss?

Did you get ahold of that heroin I was asking you about?

Did you run out of sick children to "cure"?

Did you say "baginas"?

Diet pills?

Dig this, baby.

Disco sucks!

Dismissed.

Disturbing things.

Dixie Peters' character, Cat Black,

Do a C Spine and give me an amp of D50

Do I miss the way the show used to be? That's a great question.

Do it! Hurry, nurse!

Do you even know what Ward 8 is?

Do you get it now?

Do you know him?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Do you need a swimsuit for a D.P.?

Do you really think I'm gonna let you? Are you black and retarded?

Do you remember doing anything out of the ordinary,

Do you want to come back to my apartment and read my journal?

Doctor, I am married.

Doctor, if I could just have five minutes of your time.

Doctor, please. What can you tell me about my son?

Doctor, this is not our child!

Doctors don't work on the weekend!

Doctors with Borders.

Doctors Without Borders, Jerry of Ben & Jerry's...

Does it hurt when I do this?

Does it matter that the heart once belonged to a serial murderer?

Does this thing come off? I like it.

Doesn't he have AIDS?

Doing good. Flawless technique, nurse.

Don't even.

Don't go through that door! There's the Childrens Hospital garden,

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Don't really know you.

Don't want to run out on the way to the hospital.

Don't you guys want to know Blake's real secret?

Dori, I'm gonna find out what happened to you, and I bet the

Dori, you go and find her and check every voice over coach in town.

Dos churritos.

Dozens of victims, each killed for no particular reason.

Dr. Glenn Richie is reunited with his twin brother Gary and we find out that

Dr. Lola Spratt.

Dr. Maestro!

Dr. Owen Maestro, healing people in third world countries.

Dr. Spratt, nurse, grab the kid and meet me there.

Dr. Spratt?

Dress as a woman, become her best friend for six to eight months,

Drugs...

Dude, as your best friend in the whole wide world, let me just tell you something.

Dude, go to the hospital.

Due to cancer.

Duh.

Dummy, when are they taking you to jail? We need this bed.

Dying Wish Foundation?

Each of you is getting your own spin off.

Ecstasy? Oh, whatever.

Effective immediately.

Eh, who cares?

Elbows.

Emasculating and ridiculous drama has opened up the door for

Empowered you are... with this.

Enjoy each other's company, or you can take up the gun and shoot the pers

Especially over the last nine months.

Et tu, Brute?

Even recognizes the healing power of laughter.

Eventually, our number comes up.

Every day.

Every ******* boy dreams of becoming an older ******* man.

Every night, I have strange sensations in my legs.

Every one of them has written you a personal letter.

Everybody else is kind of mad 'cause you killed Shane.

Everybody! Two clown cars have collided on the freeway, and they're coming here.

Everyone who promised they were coming to my improv show last Friday

Everyone, this is my secret wife, Kelly.

Everyone! Everyone!

Everything that has ever gone wrong in your life is your fault

Ex boyfriend Greg.

Example: "The storm cloud is a roaring lion guarding its prey."

Except Blake doesn't understand what we're doing.

Except for Cutter.

Excuse me, I need a do

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Exposed and vulnerable

Fame has its costs.

Far away from you.

Fat, but we never see them eat anything. And this is important. This is a clue

Femalic doctors around here, so I want to be up front about this.

Fine, I'll give my tonsils out.

Fine!

Fine.

Fine.

Fire you don't want to put out.

First of all, you mean "he" just came in.

First time and was being shown images that illustrated what you were saying.

First, we'll put this knucklehead to sleep so he's not

Flow

Follow me on Twitter @attentionstaff.

Foolproof plan!

For every puzzle piece, there's another one that fits it just right

For instance, Chet, I think you're beautiful,

For once, I'm not here to steal your woman.

For ten days, I went into state of blackout rage and

For the hundredth time,

For the personalization of the

Forgot my ankle weights when I came back to get my buds,

Found herself working in an identical Children's Hospital in her native Sweden,

Four move checkmate?!

Freakin' Obama.

From an assassin's bullet in his temple, causing his untimely death,

From each other, and you can shove stuff in your mouth,

From now on, this emperor has new clothes.

Full of human hearts to the empty chests of waiting patients.

Fun day, though, right? All this hostage stuff?

Gaah!

Gained the ability to communicate with ghosts and diagnose what killed them.

Gangrene?

Gather around, please. I have an announcement to make.

Geez, Louise! Take a lude, why don't you?

Generally speaking, if it happens on spring break,

Gentlemen, I think we did it.

Gently remove the epidermal layer, leaving him completely...

Get her to talk some smack about you, and then nail her on it!

Get him out of here.

Get in there! All right! I want you to admit my daughter!

Get me Cat Black on the phone.

Get out of here!

Get out.

Get used to the feeling of your own hot tinkle, my friend

Give me 10 grand and I'll jerk off a horse.

Give me some of these.

Give me that.

Glenn Richie, my old Hebrew school pal.

Glenn, as my boyfriend, you owe me an explanation.

Glenn, come. We need to talk.

Glenn, I love you, but I'm just... I'm not sure I'm

Glenn, I'm not attracted to whole people.

Glenn, like it or not,

Glenn, my boy!

Glenn, trust in Hashem.

Glenn, you cannot leave your dirty socks in the fridge!

Glenn!

Glenn's a guy that fools around

Go get it, Scott.

Go on! Git!

Go!

God damn it.

God only created a few perfect heads.

God, not the whole "I'm a doctor" routine again.

God! What do you guys want?! I'm scared of needles, okay?!

God. Times are tough all around.

Gonna sit there and try to think up jokes because you heard

Good morning, my pee meisters.

Good one, Blake!

Good to see you!

Good, good. I've still got that shoulder thing.

Goodbye, Lola.

Got a second chance to have the urine they so desperately needed.

Got the heart Finally.

Got to get that.

Got to get this New Year's punch bowl in the cafeteria.

Granted him one last wish.

Great advice, Pat.

Great execution, guys. I'm being sarcastic.

Great job, Andrew. Then there's this room.

Great. Let's work fast, before Chief cuts us off.

Greg.

Grieving.

Grimace, let's give him my meds.

Grow up to steal a shotgun and probably kill us all with it.

Grown ups only.

Guess what kind of car I surround my awesome portable DVD system with.

Guys, I think we're avoiding the larger issue here:

Guys, to put it another way, there's too many of us for the apartment.

Guys, we have an announcement to make.

Guys, we have an announcement to make.

Guys, which means that one of us... will have to move out.

Ha eugh!

Ha ha! Chloroform!

Ha ha! Smoke!

Ha ha! Smoke!

Had beautiful eyes and full breasts, too.

Hair clips, some old get well balloons,

Happy Birthday, Erica.

Happy Birthday, kid.

Happy Birthday, kid.

Happy Father's Day. Yeah.

Happy New Year? More like Unhappy New Year!

Has a wound that won't heal

Have a lollipop best medicine I know.

Have I ever said the "n" word in front of him?

Have you seen my also ecstasy?

Haven't seen a wound that dirty

He can make a kid look like a teen pop idol, their favorite politician...

He can't do surgery anyway because he's eating.

He can't have gotten far.

He chooses doctoring over sex.

He got murdered.

He is the night shift supervisor.

He knows way more than just the black doctor stuff.

He offered to help because he felt so bad about trying to steal me away from you last year.

He plays Q.B. for the Philadelphia Eagles.

He pretends he's terminal in order to steal wishes from unsuspecting hospitals.

He seemed completely fine.

He should have left years ago.

He speaks only when spoken to,

He took everything!

He wants to live here, he follows the rules of society.

He was my best friend.

He was sitting right there.

He was talking about going on a vacation.

He was the next man I was going to sleep with.

He will sink by Monday!

He's a kid. There's another kid.

He's always telling it like it is with his trademark sense of humor.

He's five years past retirement.

He's gonna show you the ropes.

He's not allowed to vote,

He's right.

He's teaching her yoga.

Heart rate is, too. He's totally cured.

Hell, yeah.

Hello, I'm Matthew Perry.

Hello?

Help me prove to my a hole wife that I am a real doctor and,

Help me!

Her very well is that she has a dick.

Here I am playing with nine.

Here we are. Childrens Hospital.

Here we go.

Here we go. There we go.

Here we go. There we go.

Here we go. There we go.

Here! Diagonally.

Here? Or in between these?

Here. Take that.

Here's a sample.

Here's what you got to do.

Heubel's show is cute, but I wanted my show to go deeper.

Hey, amigo, you want to go to Chipotle after this?

Hey, anybody up for a mustache contest? I win.

Hey, Blake, can you give me a hand?

Hey, bro bros.

Hey, Chimp.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, did we try Blake?

Hey, did you guys hear about that thing about sports?

Hey, did you guys hear about that thing about sports?

Hey, did you hear about that thing about politics?

Hey, do you want to get a drink after work?

Hey, get that China man out of here! Security!

Hey, girlfriend.

Hey, Glenn! Thanks for these hot dogs.

Hey, guys.

Hey, happy New Year...

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, how was your first day, you two?

Hey, I got an idea.

Hey, I got it!

Hey, I know it's last minute,

Hey, I know.

Hey, I really loved your show, by the way.

Hey, I served my country. You dig?

Hey, I'm working out some material, man.

Hey, it's Blake.

Hey, just stop! Just please stop!

Hey, kid! Scram!

Hey, let's do it.

Hey, little doc.

Hey, Maestro, what say you and me grab a drink later, all right, loser?

Hey, Maestro! Come join us!

Hey, man.

Hey, maybe I'll finally start writing that novel tonight.

Hey, maybe sometime you and I could go get some food

Hey, Mom. I see you're still Chinese.

Hey, remind us to tell you about this crazy goof we

Hey, sick person delivery boy, not interested.

Hey, speaking of which, are you moving slowly on purpose?

Hey, Tanya...