Community (2009) - Season 5 Edit

A 9 millimetre's better than a 10 millimetre?

A blast of human passion could shock the mainframe

A blood orange sunrise crests the peaks of Rage Mountain...

A bottle of booze, an argument about sports cars...

A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago.

A crappy place, sure,

A demon to some and an angel to others, like a cenobite.

A film degree doesn't make me a filmmaker.

A G.I. Joe has killed anyone in all of recorded history.

A giant child is controlling you.

A good syndicated cartoon has a lesson at the end.

A happy birthday or Halloween or Christmas

A happy three is a future four.

A higher reality,

A human could've said that without salivating.

A lot more than this happens in 30 minutes.

A lot of the websites we try and visit...

A machine that can process feelings.

A minus.

A new model of weaponized vehicle once a week,

A private inquest should be conducted

A real psychologist.

A revamp, a do over.

A section that remains on this campus somewhere,

A sparrow lands on Riggs Diehard's shoulder.

A talent show.

A terrible example for today's young women

Aah!

Aah! Ow, my leg! Ow!

Abandon fort.

Abed

Abed Nadir, did you know that you are insane

Abed says the odds are near impossible.

Abed was just explaining that the fives get to choose...

Abed, anything to add?

Abed, are you almost done?

Abed, before Troy dies in lava...

Abed, considering the bigger picture...

Abed, give me your other hand.

Abed, how much Nicolas Cage did you...

Abed, I don't like this side of you,

Abed, I know what makes you off putting, but why are you here?

Abed, I think you're having one of your special times, okay?

Abed, if there's killer robots down here,

Abed, let us have a moment of peace and stillness.

Abed, save yourself.

Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's gotta end

Abed, where did you plant these things?

Abed, you quit?

Abed, you were by the coffin for a long time.

Abed, you're special.

Abed!

Abed! Abed!

Abed?

Abed? Abed!

Abed? I couldn't find you at school, so I got worried.

Abed? Think of something safe

Abed. Abed.

Abed. Abed.

Abed. Sidebar.

Abed's working on the next billion dollar social media app.

About a pile of missing books

About action figures for kids

About an actor who keeps the world asking:

About trying cocaine?

Absolutely. I don't wanna leave here

According to my character sheet...

Actually, Britta's work was sloppy. I'm not an exact replication.

Actually, it kind of does.

Actually, keep the tray tables where they are, Koogler.

Actually, would you mind coming to get me when Britta's drunk?

Add some doilies and a foot bath...

After being fired for impersonating a teacher.

After being rehired as a security guard

After close of escrow.

After everything scrubs did for him?

After no story.

After that, I put one right behind the ear.

After the tone, please leave a message.

After this morning in Wisconsin?

After you and your friends left,

Agh, try every button. Just try every single button ever.

Ah, because then I wouldn't have a job.

Ah, Jeff, while you were gone, I figured everything out

Ah, look who'ssssss conscious again.

Ah, please. That's all I have.

Ah, right there! That was it. That was it. Did you see it?

Ah! Well, that would be a problem.

Ahead to the north, a bridged ravine.

Ahem.

Ahh, she in your class, yo!

Ahh! Jeffrey, I'm not decent.

Airtight alibi. She's dead.

All aboard the cat car...

All actors are crazy, Annie. Some crazy actors are good,

All culture has been homogenized by 50 years of American imperialism...

All figures come with their own accessories.

All fives must be cleansed of their five filth and reduced to oneness.

All he does is play... What do you call that crap with dungeons and dragons?

All I ever wanted in high school was for Troy Barnes to notice me...

All I know is that it's my birthday.

All I know is..

All I want to do is be a good G.I. Joe.

All I want to know is, how did G.I. Joe do this?

All in favour of a game of "Dungeons and Dragons"...

All kinds. Anything is possible.

All other figures and vehicles sold separately.

All right

All right, are you sure you guys aren't

All right, fine. Let's be content.

All right, it's settled.

All right, just stay back. All right?

All right, keep it floppy.

All right, look, there are two things I don't do well,

All right, Miss Perry, climb aboard.

All right, no story.

All right, then just the "fine" part.

All right, time to pull the plug.

All right, Trent, Mulch, Dave...

All right, what's important is,

All right, what's the damage?

All right!

All right! Thanks for watching, guys.

All right.

All right. Talk to you later.

All we have to do is...

Almost Britta'd our goodbye, huh? I'm the worst.

Also sperm.

Although I think I may be able to let Troy go now

Although we haven't been saying it,

Although, I think we're good. The cafeteria food killed...

Always had a passion for bulletins.

Am I thinking what you're thinking?

Am I using that right?

Amen. And to think this all started because you wanted to...

An event where threes and twos can rise and fall.

An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow...

An interactive Old West themed VCR game from the '90s.

And 50 years of cocaine,

And a couple of bugout bags filled with gold coins and condoms

And a dozen of your not so good.

And a few custom upgrades. It's voice activated.

And a few hours ago, Jeff Winger became a four.

And a G.I. Joe cartoon, and you were all in it.

And Abed and Britta.

And as your roommate, you're making me an accomplice.

And asbestos reasons, but it's clean as a whistle now.

And be right no matter what.

And bear down. Right, buddy?

And because it fits. She had huge fingers for a woman.

And because it's an old man's semen,

And become a real psychologist.

And being a man or whatever he said.

And by my watch, it is about time to sign these documents

And can you respect that? Please?

And clawing joyfully for some of his cash.

And constant lip sync mistakes.

And count down the days until he eats me

And create a society with emotionless eggheads at the top

And did everything that needs to be done.

And do I hear correctly that as a five...

And don't forget, if I fire you, you're likely starve and die,

And don't react until you've heard the whole thing.

And even if he had been 32, we'd have to know he would be...

And flew it across town to that Greek restaurant,

And G.I. Joe is going to pay bra!

And get into the new G.I. Joe submachopter

And Greendale the school have some stuff to sort out,

And has a chance of holding up to objective critical scrutiny.

And have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten,

And he's got Chair Walkers.

And here it is, falling into our laps.

And here we go.

And how is that supposed to affect us?

And how many photographs do you people need?

And I believe that what we perceive as life

And I believe we can reduce them by 40%

And I can make some s'mores out of horse meat and s'more horse meat.

And I can't guarantee you it'll be from me.

And I didn't invite you to the birthday party because I wanted to enjoy it.

And I didn't want any details about his enrollment here

And I do not like that side of VCR technology.

And I don't always see it coming.

And I figured you had careers to get started.

And I guess part of me was mad at you

And I know you think it's a weakness, but believe me, it's your strength.

And I may be gone...

And I may hook up with it again a few more times

And I promise not to do it again.

And I refuse to let that happen, and that's why I've spent...

And I spent a long time letting that power...

And I spent each one talking at random volumes,

And I think they just found a way to avoid doing either.

And I think we're all smart enough to know we should quit while we're not ahead.

And I took some pills.

And I'll say this...

And I'm broke too,

And I'm me.

And I'm...

And I've been putting it into a savings account that yields 4%.

And idiots with feelings at the bottom,

And if we never kill them,

And in doing so, made the school just a shade dirtier.

And inflict pain at the mere prospect of material reward?

And it is still on the permanent chopping block

And it's none of your concern, actually.

And it's up to you to hold him back

And Jeff Winger into an attorney

And knowing is half the battle.

And listening only to Smashmouth

And lose my family.

And make it official.

And maybe that's just his job.

And me calling years "seasons" is a callback

And memorize the federal rules of civil procedure.

And Mr. Winger is a teacher.

And never tell anyone about what you saw here today.

And no squealing.

And nothing that you said ever made any sense to me?

And now I get to make them un happen

And now she's dead.

And now they're gonna sell it.

And one day, he disappeared,

And only those cleared of his murder can receive their bequeathments.

And organizational skills to plot the foolproof murder of Pierce Hawthorne?

And out the other end as mixed up cartoons.

And people that hide treasure always leave weird little clues.

And Pierce is no worse than us, then that means...

And please don't forget this Saturday is the Cobra fun run.

And please don't judge us for suggesting it.

And please don't take of fence at this, but thank you for not hitting on me.

And please enjoy the seven disc edition of Planet Earth.

And publishers are interested!

And removed the stairwell to that entire section."

And replaced it with a midwestern tofu substitute called "meatfu"?

And screw you. What did I have to do with mom?

And Sexual Potency on the central quad.

And she knows my Netflix password... Jeff's Netflix password.

And she knows my Netflix password... Jeff's Netflix password.

And Subway doesn't... doesn't do conflict.

And thanks to us, he's still out there, doing this and that in the background.

And that I was intimidated by your strength of character and business acumen?

And that it's up to you not to waste it like I did?

And that would be bad because...

And that your passion inspired me?

And that's canon.

And that's how I ended up at Greendale.

And that's Russell Borchert

And that's the best most fathers and sons can do.

And that's the Winger guarantee.

And that's the Winger guarantee.

And that's why critics can call him a genius or an idiot

And the amount of their bid in gold!

And the animals come to visit.

And the biggest obstacle is how good looking he is.

And the cure for fibromyalgia.

And the good guys are army people.

And the moment she needs a shoulder to cry on:

And the only treasures we've found are this CB radio,

And the sooner we find that treasure,

And the whole thing comes down

And their nefarious,

And then acts crazy in crap to make drug money.

And then adding your little 2¢ every now and again.

And then that one, that last question,

And then that sperm came down, I mean, I couldn't say anything!

And then we would run back to the Time Machine.

And then we'll do the exchange.

And then we'll have some cakes, party hats.

And then, the container just:

And then, you guys quiz each other.

And there's no need to manipulate each other. You know that's what you do.

And they got a little trail of twos behind them...

And they say that everything outside it is a lie

And they'll win.

And they're sisters, so now the whole family's pissed.

And this is Fundamentals of Law.

And this little rocket launcher from some action figure.

And this only has a 30 yard cord,

And to put it bluntly, we need your gold.

And tonight, I almost got them to sue it.

And two Wild West tokens each.

And was surprised that you felt nothing

And we are going to find out how this happened,

And we might not have to get the Dean involved here.

And we'll probably be okay.

And we're gonna sit on 'em until we know they're cold.

And we're gonna unload them in a single score.

And we've come to a decision as a group,

And what happened to Annie the Unstoppable Go getter?

And what Kickypunch movie is that from?

And what sandwich would you order from Shirley's Sandwiches?

And what were you before this? Were you normal?

And when I asked you to explain the Sixth Amendment,

And when it takes off, all I got to do is sue him.

And when we pointed it out,

And while I have your attention, here.

And why are those people arguing about it?

And why does your bathroom mirror say, "You're special," when you fog it up?

And why I can't let him.

And with all due respect to India,

And won't this war therefore last forever

And wondered if you were capable of doing it to a human?

And Woody Allen did the voice of a cartoon ant.

And worst of all,

And you all had that taken away from you.

And you are now embarking on an odyssey of discussion

And you best believe that your little friends in there...

And you call these people and you tell 'em you want this part.

And you get that... That four walk

And you guys were having this discussion about whether or not to quit?

And you have to enjoy those nice moments while you can.

And you just believed them?

And you know what takes my power away? Carpools.

And you know, there's a word for people who remind you

And you might miss your last chance

And you shall find that salt is the taste of another man's bread...

And you stomp in the grave of a real monster

And you think I'm spoiled because it's never occurred to anyone to do this?

And you think that money's gonna be used to cut our paychecks

And you wish to raise an army of geniuses.

And you...

And you're not talented! You made me miss my movie!

And, I don't know, maybe my bills are a little pointy.

And, Shirley, you've gone from an independent divorcee

And, you know, Greendale is a good place for good people.

And... and Shirley.

And... and your outfit is three layers of racist.

Andre left again.

Annie Edison doesn't get nothing done.

Annie Edison...

Annie,

Annie, can Rachel come to our place to play this tonight?

Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up?

Annie, I don't know law.

Annie, look, I don't know people, but I know TV.

Annie, you should know better than to horde money.

Annie! Did Duncan get cracked?

Annie?

Annie. Listen to yourself. You're learning its language.

Annie...

Answer on the polygraph!

Anthony and I would play Time Machine.

Anthony said he could fix our cabinets.

Anthony, draw a card.

Anthony, I'll trade you two snakes for a bullet.

Anthony! Thank you!

Anti deodorant activist, and millionaire.

Any other items?

Any questions?

Any questions?

Any way we could bump that up a little...

Anybody want some nuts?

Anyone that didn't loses a turn.

Anyone that tries to argue has already lost,

Anything in there?

Anything you wanna add, Britta?

Anyway, I'll leave you to pick up these pieces.

Apologies and drawing duck bills.

Apologize to Annie.

Apparently you can. That's why it took so long.

Are at each other's throats? No, because they're all rich.

Are there only 10,000 numbers?

Are we human beings or just question and answer machines?

Are we including the gas leak year?

Are we losing?

Are we not basically on their side?

Are we robbing the town?

Are we sure this is a game and not some art film?

Are you a dishonest person?

Are you a good person

Are you a good person?

Are you crying?

Are you deaf? But you read lips?

Are you gonna have another intense burst of compatibility...

Are you guys all wearing the same clothes from yesterday?

Are you guys drunk?

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you guys volunteering because I'll do all the work?

Are you kidding me? They can't stand being in the same room.

Are you kidding me? You knew it was a teacher. It doesn't add up.

Are you lost, Two?

Are you okay, Jeff? You left kind of freaked out.

Are you really the one that needs help here, Winger?

Are you saying you tried to...

Are you the coolest person in the world?

Are you trying to cartoon?

Are you trying to give us emotional whiplash?

Are you, uh, looking for your friends?

Are your drawings a secret? You do them when nobody's around?

Aren't you going to pick those up?

Around something called "The Truth,"

As a Christmas bonus?

As a temporary base before moving inland where lumber is more plentiful.

As an exercise.

As if someone else is taking this game as seriously as you.

As if you're Mr. Trustworthy.

As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled.

As long as your [Bleep] stay on full display.

As our first order of business

As we've seen, the Ass Crack Bandit...

As your ratings go up, your ratings of other people become more important.

Ask your doctor if Joyvatrex is right for you.

Ass Crack Bandit!

At first it was Buzzkill, but she almost crashed five times,

At first, I was like, "Aaaaah!"

At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped

At least we'll have each other.

At least with a bris there's an element of suspense.

At the Greendale site.

At the same time tomorrow morning

Attention, Greendale.

Attention, students and faculty of Greendale.

Avenge my totally platonic friend!

Aw, schnizzle. You guys are in trouble!

Awesome mission force.

Aww, you hired a stunt person.

Aww! And no.

Aww.

Aye, aye, sir.

Aye!

Baby. Come on.

Back in the '70s, that was worth millions.

Banana. Train.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Bang! 5!

Basic cable, broadcast networks.

Battle stations!

Be careful, Abed Nadir.

Be quiet. Leave me alone.

Beam of light shoots up from your location...

Bear breaks loose at kid's party, mauls a bunch of people.

Because 127 in binary code would be a palindrome.

Because all actors have distinct values,

Because around here, they never last very long.

Because everyone else cheats.

Because he's offering me something I've been searching for my whole life.

Because I got a juicy new client and a bone to throw you.

Because I've been worried I wouldn't pass a lot of the tests.

Because I've never had to give one.

Because if we are...

Because in my experience, when he thinks you deserve something,

Because it's the right thing to do.

Because now we're on Shirley Island, and according to legend, so is The Orb.

Because of this bridge collapsing guy.

Because Raquel's logic circuits...

Because real monsters have shame,

Because the dead usually don't do any more damage.

Because the debate team topic is

Because the next bone you get thrown

Because the non awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff...

Because the song title is "Open the Door" by The Secret Doors.

Because they did something wrong, same as the students.

Because they draw a circle

Because they pick an argument to lose.

Because they wish that...

Because they're ours, all 100% of them.

Because they're terrorists.

Because they're traitors.

Because this... this is my reality,

Because we fixed it when we saved Greendale.

Because we're gonna be able to afford it.

Because you're fictional! You can't survive this!

Become your own man.

Becoming a teacher was a huge mistake.

Been a cab driver, soldier, a cop, but what terrifies me the most...

Before you heap another bucket on us?

Behold.

Being sued, oppressed, or beaten?

Believing it to be a better conductor of human emotion.

Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.

Bend over with friends over. There's safety in numbers.

Benjamin Franklin Chang, ready to deal out the truth.

Best news ever.

Beyond that, a mysterious black tower where, rumour has it...

Birthday stuff.

Birthday stuff. This is coming together better than I thought.

Bixel, what did you think of the way the dean introduced us?

Blackhat Bill sure ain't the forgivin' type.

Bleh, not good.

Bold, opinionated, just past her peak...

Boo on you!

BORCHERT HALL

Borchert, Borchert, loved computers...

Borchert's gold.

Borchert's secret lab.

Both parties have arrived at the black tower.

Bread is a substance. What do you call the units of bread you use, "breads"?

Bread.

Break into groups, grade each other's papers,

Break into groups.

Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!

Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!

Bring it in, guys.

Britta and I are getting married.

Britta Perry.

Britta Perry...

Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one?

Britta, do you get kickbacks from Big Buzz Kill?

Britta, how many people have you fed this year besides yourself?

Britta, I'm your friend.

Britta, please tell me you're not using this app.

Britta, there you are.

Britta, when we met,

Britta? What kind of lame name is that?

Britta. Oh, Pierce, good for you.

Britta's the one that invited Garrett to Annie's birthday party!

Brunette couple with a title like better with my worse half

Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.

Build a fire? Horse s'mores? Screw this.

Building 1 after 7 is fours only.

Buried treasure, buried treasure, buried treasure.

Buried treasure, buried treasure, buried treasure.

Buried treasure, buried treasure.

Buried treasure!

Buried treasure!

Buried treasure! Lock the doors, close the blinds.

Burn it? Why?

Burn, hopelessness.

But according to his contract with the city,

But by admitting we're monsters

But can't convey it with language,

But do you understand that the real Jeff Winger

But dogs cost money, your money.

But don't withhold power from others just to make money.

But don't you worry.

But first, a toast...

But first, the dulcet tones of The Bennett Boys.

But first, why is there a big empty box on your desk

But for now, let's simply retire to the TV area.

But G.I. Joe is there.

But getting heavy handed or preachy

But happy to get shot.

But he clearly works in mysterious ways,

But he's really playing dead, and he's not gonna stop.

But his food's gonna taste like burnt aluminum for a while.

But I administer things to hospitals,

But I could hire you as...

But I did fool around with it today,

But I did have a lot of crazy friends.

But I do know a contract violation when I see one.

But I don't have a home.

But I don't see the connection...

But I don't think you have one anymore.

But I have been crunching the numbers,

But I promise you, this question has no answer.

But I really liked her.

But I still got one thing deep down inside

But I think he knew something about me that even I didn't know until now.

But I wasn't prepared for a funeral with so much beeping.

But I work here.

But I'm in for the ride.

But I'm not gonna help you kick your dad out of your life.

But I'm not the Government. I'm your friend.

But if I kill the necromancer before you do...

But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this clean and safe.

But if you mention Jesus to your science teacher,

But is he good, or is he bad? Every actor is something.

But is it really a crime?

But it looks like Destro's getting away.

But it may end in war.

But it may end in war.

But it should be noted that Mr. Hawthorne's estate

But it was all a dream because you were unconscious

But it's okay.

But just so we're clear, you quit.

But let's make it interesting. If I kill the necrophile before you do...

But my guess is..

But not unsolvable,

But now it's time to heal!

But numbers change.

But oh, my God! I was gonna explode!

But only because it gives crappy people a chance

But only one of us can make it out alive.

But our relationship is 12 times more efficient,

But she knows one thing for sure:

But sometimes, cats aren't hungry.

But sometimes, great days can turn ugly.

But that's only if somebody in this room

But the city defines a dog...

But the door I'm knocking on is your home...

But the problem with me will always be

But the teacher doesn't like you.

But the weird thing we need to get used to is this:

But then Windtalkers, Guarding Tess, The Wicker Man.

But there aren't any.

But this energon pod contains his life... vapor?

But this school clearly got a finger up its butt as a child.

But we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives.

But we can actually die now.

But we learned something.

But we made do.

But what about your restaurant? What about your kids?

But what I'm missing is what the critics call substance...

But what you do is above lying, remember?

But what's wrong with a little friendship between departments?

But which me

But without an emotional component,

But you altered my brain chemistry?

But you could stay here and help me save the school.

But you did it! You did it!

But you do need to know that the prime minister went to Oxford...

But you failed to learn that, so your theory's invalid

But you have had sexual fantasies about Mr. Hawthorne.

But you know where he was...

But you learned a lesson...

But you're our hero.

But your friend here is so much more dangerous.

But, Jeff, you shouldn't almost die over a number.

But, please, I have some work to do here.

But, um, I'm kind of disappointed.

Buttered noodles are my favorite.

Buttered noodles.

Buzz Hickey, criminology.

By a dangerous mid layer called children's toy commercials,

By celebrating your own meaningless identities?

By donating to this project, you'll be like an investor...

By GreendaleCommunityCollege.Com.

By machines designed to criminalize

By my own standards, not Greendale's.

By now, you should have your bullets, your gold,

By the time Pierce was my age, he had already been fired from 15 jobs.

By the vapours of Magmarath, we will restore it.

By the way, guys, it's a Saturday.

By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.

By the way, uh, we never found out how Pierce died.

By who? How long ago?

By your relationship with another man.

By yourself around the entire world.

Bye bye, new Beenz.

Bye.

Call 555 her...

Call it hard work, but don't tell me the system measures who's nice.

Call, refusal.

Called it.

Calm down! Just listen!

Can I give you some options for voice over quotes?

Can I just go to the bathroom real quick?

Can we discuss this later?

Can we just get this meeting over with?

Can you hear me?

Can you put some mustard...?

Can't believe we'll never see him again.

Can't you just stand at the scene of the crime...

Can't you see that?

Captain Barnes.

Captain Cook.

Carpools organised through rideshares

Cartoon coffee?

Case closed.

Celebrity beat off.

Centipeding isn't the fastest form of travel...

Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars

Chair to dance?

Chair Walkers, attack.

Champions willing to rise up and "Get all those potatoes out of the gym."

Chang just unexpectedly betrayed the group for the last time.

Chang was faking his Changnesia?

Chang, what can we do here?

Chang, you cannot be on the committee if you're going to be actively insane.

Chang, you get it.

Chang?

Chang. I've dropped the amnesia thing,

Check it out.

Cheers.

Chief Custodian Bob Waite, Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison.

CHILDISH TYCOON

Cirque du So Long, you high stepping acro bastards.

Citizens of Shirley Island.

City funded school,

Class dismissed.

Classic Winger.

Clearly, Pierce is trying to lure us

Clone Abed.

Clone Troy

Cobra and G.I. Joe have finally united.

Cobra Commander,

Cobra forces are infiltrating the base.

Cobra has discovered an ancient buried structure

Cobra hiss coming for attack!

Cobra, Cobra, Cobra,

Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra,

Cobra, Cobra.

Cobra!

Cobra!

Cobra!

Cobra's out to take over the world,

Code name: Greendale.

Cold Shoulder?

Collect your coins!

Collect your tokens and let's get on to the next round!

Combined with this medium's lack of internal logic

Combined with this medium's lack of internal logic

Come here.

Come on, between you and me, which one do you think is yours?

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, guys, percentages, grades, that syllabus thing...

Come on, guys, we gotta start taking risks again.

Come on, I'm just messing with you.

Come on, if we help save the base,

Come on, it's just Pierce being Pierce. It's his final wish.

Come on, Raquel. Come on.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Where's Humphries?

Come out with your feet on the floor...

COMMUNITY LAVA WORLD

Computers would strip us of all humanity

Con Air, then Face/Off, and you think you understand,

Confession is good for the soul. You should try it sometime.

Confirmed. Arcadia initiated.

Congratulations, you win.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Too bad about the food.

Continue on this path,

Cool

Cool, so 7:30?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Cool. Double date?

Copped to my crimes, and went to jail.

Could be a secret door.

Could just walk in here and do that?

Could turn an entire generation into jaded, sarcastic babies.

Couldn't help but notice...

Couldn't look you in the eye

Craig Pelton, dean and assistant water polo coach.

Craig, I got this.

Craig, it's me, Jeff.

Craig. Craig, this vending machine is not gonna tip over and crush you.

Crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher.

Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s clarinet lessons going?

Creative differences.

Crikey! Kiwi combo, mate.

Crouton the Druid waves her arms..

Currently valued at $14.3 million.

D'oh! I meant to say, "butts Carlton."

Damn it

Damn it, Annie. Don't do this.

Damn it, come on.

Damn it, I didn't make it.

Damn it. I'm changing that.

Damn, you made that Sky Spider your bitch, yo!