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Black Mirror - Season 2 Black Mirror is a critically acclaimed British television series that explores the dark and complex

Black Mirror - Season 2

Black Mirror is a critically acclaimed British television series that explores the dark and complex relationship between humanity and technology. With its thought-provoking storylines, intriguing characters, and eerie futuristic settings, it has captivated audiences around the world. Season 2 of Black Mirror was released in 2013, and it continued to challenge viewers with its unique blend of suspense, drama, and social commentary.

One of the standout episodes of Season 2 is "White Bear," directed by Carl Tibbetts. Starring Lenora Crichlow as Victoria Skillane, the episode follows her through a confusing and terrifying ordeal. Victoria wakes up with no memory of who she is or how she ended up in a dystopian world where almost everyone has turned into detached, emotionless bystanders observing her torment. As the mystery unravels, the truth behind Victoria's situation becomes more horrifying than anyone could have imagined.

Another notable episode is "Be Right Back," directed by Owen Harris. Starring Hayley Atwell as Martha and Domhnall Gleeson as Ash, the episode explores the concept of grief, loss, and the lines between humanity and artificial intelligence. After Ash's untimely death, Martha discovers a service that recreates him using his online presence. As she interacts with the AI version of Ash, Martha faces the question of whether she can truly replace her lost loved one.

Season 2 also features "The Waldo Moment," directed by Bryn Higgins. In this episode, Daniel Rigby portrays Jamie Salter, a struggling comedian who voices a blue cartoon bear named Waldo. However, what starts as lighthearted satire soon becomes a political phenomenon, leading Jamie down a dark path of manipulation, power, and the consequences of social media-driven politics.

The final episode, "White Christmas," directed by Carl Tibbetts, stars Jon Hamm as Matt and Rafe Spall as Joe. This episode intertwines three seemingly unrelated stories, exploring themes of isolation, punishment, and the implications of consciousness. As secrets are revealed and the lines between virtual and real life become blurred, "White Christmas" delivers a haunting and chilling tale that leaves a lasting impact.

If you're intrigued by the sounds of Season 2 of Black Mirror, you can play and download the soundtrack here. Immerse yourself in the eerie and atmospheric tunes that enhance the show's overall experience. From haunting melodies to intense electronic beats, the soundtrack perfectly complements the intriguing narratives and unsettling scenarios that Black Mirror presents.

Don't miss out on this intense and thought-provoking television series. Season 2 of Black Mirror will undoubtedly leave you questioning the potential consequences of our ever-growing reliance on technology. So sit back, press play, and prepare to enter a world where the line between fantasy and reality is dangerously thin.

A career politician.
A career politician.
A hunt that ended in a local forest.
A hunt that ended in a local forest.
A man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
A man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
A pal of Gladwell said...
A pal of Gladwell said...
A picnic with my two best friends.
A picnic with my two best friends.
A poor wee girl,
A poor wee girl,
A Waldo pilot?
A Waldo pilot?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Actually, everyone who's ever jumped from here did it alone. Nice.
Actually, everyone who's ever jumped from here did it alone. Nice.
Actually, I'm more of a rival.
Actually, I'm more of a rival.
Ad hominem nonsense...
Ad hominem nonsense...
Adding her punishment would be proportionate and considered.
Adding her punishment would be proportionate and considered.
After harrowing footage of Jemima's torture and murder
After harrowing footage of Jemima's torture and murder
After the campaign, I would've called you.
After the campaign, I would've called you.
After the campaign!
After the campaign!
Ah, fucking hell!
Ah, fucking hell!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah. What were we just listening to?
Ah. What were we just listening to?
Aim to jump. Just do it.
Aim to jump. Just do it.
Aimed at getting multiple amputees back on their feet
Aimed at getting multiple amputees back on their feet
All Jack's photos were gone from that wall.
All Jack's photos were gone from that wall.
All right, Sara?
All right, Sara?
All right.
All right.
All the other MPs have got teams,
All the other MPs have got teams,
All you've done is strengthen Monroe.
All you've done is strengthen Monroe.
Almost creepy, isn't it?
Almost creepy, isn't it?
Almost everybody just became Onlookers, started watching, filming stuff,
Almost everybody just became Onlookers, started watching, filming stuff,
Alone...
Alone...
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Amidst emotional pleas from her parents.
Amidst emotional pleas from her parents.
An alleged comedian, more accurately.
An alleged comedian, more accurately.
An assist?
An assist?
And believed you were entitled to everything.
And believed you were entitled to everything.
And by Him I mean me, knobber!
And by Him I mean me, knobber!
And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing.
And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing.
And Hersham constituency.
And Hersham constituency.
And his just goes straight to messages.
And his just goes straight to messages.
And I can do this.
And I can do this.
And I don't know if you've seen it
And I don't know if you've seen it
And I shouldn't have drunk last night.
And I shouldn't have drunk last night.
And I think we should
And I think we should
And I'll leap right in.
And I'll leap right in.
And I'm a made up bear with 'a turquoise...
And I'm a made up bear with 'a turquoise...
And I'm a made up bear with a turquoise cock.
And I'm a made up bear with a turquoise cock.
And if you've got my app,
And if you've got my app,
And in that way you're all the same.
And in that way you're all the same.
And it's just... He's probably stuck somewhere with no reception...
And it's just... He's probably stuck somewhere with no reception...
And it's not enough.
And it's not enough.
And let that bitch know that yous are out here.
And let that bitch know that yous are out here.
And let's make this show happen, people!
And let's make this show happen, people!
And neither was the judge, who labelled her
And neither was the judge, who labelled her
And not just with things with people.
And not just with things with people.
And now it's time for our final visit
And now it's time for our final visit
And now of course operating this sort of teddy bear thing.
And now of course operating this sort of teddy bear thing.
And only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,
And only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,
And rather than sit back and moan I'd prefer to do something about it.
And rather than sit back and moan I'd prefer to do something about it.
And she just left this one here.
And she just left this one here.
And spit a Twitter ready zinger into the next sentence.
And spit a Twitter ready zinger into the next sentence.
And that is a shotgun, OK? If I pull this trigger,
And that is a shotgun, OK? If I pull this trigger,
And that's...?
And that's...?
And the cabling runs underground into that building
And the cabling runs underground into that building
And the others moved on to better things,
And the others moved on to better things,
And the rest is Waldo and you can do that in your sleep.
And the rest is Waldo and you can do that in your sleep.
And the truth is,
And the truth is,
And the whole nihilist Democracy sucks Thing,
And the whole nihilist Democracy sucks Thing,
And the young don't give a shit about anything
And the young don't give a shit about anything
And then it talks back to you, just like he would.
And then it talks back to you, just like he would.
And then when Dad died, up went his photos.
And then when Dad died, up went his photos.
And then, like, straightaway I got a spine
And then, like, straightaway I got a spine
And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,
And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,
And they started taking stuff,
And they started taking stuff,
And this is good, you know?
And this is good, you know?
And Tory hopeful Liam Monroe hits the ground running.
And Tory hopeful Liam Monroe hits the ground running.
And Waldo gives that a voice.
And Waldo gives that a voice.
And Waldo's open disdain for his opponents
And Waldo's open disdain for his opponents
And wants to talk to you.
And wants to talk to you.
And watch me fly.
And watch me fly.
And we will step in if she gets too close
And we will step in if she gets too close
And what have you got?
And what have you got?
And when Crane asks something tricky and I look stupid
And when Crane asks something tricky and I look stupid
And when he can't think of an authentic joke,
And when he can't think of an authentic joke,
And why do we waste our time
And why do we waste our time
And you could tell I needed some head space.
And you could tell I needed some head space.
And you just watched.
And you just watched.
And you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous.
And you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous.
Another one?
Another one?
Any policy, we just put it online.
Any policy, we just put it online.
Anyone seen Jamie?
Anyone seen Jamie?
Apparently not. See you tomorrow.
Apparently not. See you tomorrow.
Are there any particular issues that you're concerned about at all?
Are there any particular issues that you're concerned about at all?
Are we going to put a show on for these guys today, eh? (LAUGHS)
Are we going to put a show on for these guys today, eh? (LAUGHS)
Are you going to win?
Are you going to win?
Are you my dad?
Are you my dad?
Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy.
Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy.
Are you sure everything's all right?
Are you sure everything's all right?
Are you sure that's?
Are you sure that's?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Aren't you ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
Aren't you ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
Ash would argue over that.
Ash would argue over that.
ASH: Devious.
ASH: Devious.
ASH: Hello, I've locked myself out of the house again.
ASH: Hello, I've locked myself out of the house again.
ASH: It's so fast, isn't it?
ASH: It's so fast, isn't it?
ASH: Oh... Oh, shit...
ASH: Oh... Oh, shit...
ASH: What's threw a jeb?
ASH: What's threw a jeb?
ASH: You know I'm no good at birthday presents.
ASH: You know I'm no good at birthday presents.
Ash!
Ash!
Ash?
Ash?
Ash?
Ash?
Ash? Hello?
Ash? Hello?
Ash... Look, sorry.
Ash... Look, sorry.
Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously?
Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously?
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At party headqu...
At party headqu...
At the moment he's anti politics,
At the moment he's anti politics,
Attention, shoppers.
Attention, shoppers.
Back! Get back!
Back! Get back!
BAXTER: Last, but not least
BAXTER: Last, but not least
BAXTER: She's just leaving her house now. Two minutes tops.
BAXTER: She's just leaving her house now. Two minutes tops.
Because he'll actually have to represent you.
Because he'll actually have to represent you.
Because he's gonna overtake her.
Because he's gonna overtake her.
Because I am that.
Because I am that.
Because I don't know how to answer?
Because I don't know how to answer?
Because I'm not satisfied with the way things are,
Because I'm not satisfied with the way things are,
Because it's kept my mind off everything, so...
Because it's kept my mind off everything, so...
Because you have a producer.
Because you have a producer.
Because you went to public school
Because you went to public school
Because...
Because...
Behind me, man in glasses talking to Jack Napier.
Behind me, man in glasses talking to Jack Napier.
Bell ends then?
Bell ends then?
Best ratings in months cos I'm here.
Best ratings in months cos I'm here.
Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use some Fisher Price leaflet app.
Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use some Fisher Price leaflet app.
Better leave him to it.
Better leave him to it.
Big ball blue bear bollocks.
Big ball blue bear bollocks.
Big guns for big guns.
Big guns for big guns.
Bit politics.
Bit politics.
Bournemouth.
Bournemouth.
Breaking down in tears,
Breaking down in tears,
Bump it all up to the top of the monologue.
Bump it all up to the top of the monologue.
Burn in hell!
Burn in hell!
Burn the bitch!
Burn the bitch!
But also, fuck off!
But also, fuck off!
But apart from that...
But apart from that...
But he could deliver any brand of political content,
But he could deliver any brand of political content,
But he owns the company and the man he's with is important
But he owns the company and the man he's with is important
But he's from Washington and he's got my restricted number.
But he's from Washington and he's got my restricted number.
But he's realer than all the others.
But he's realer than all the others.
But he's the party leader!
But he's the party leader!
But I can't cos I haven't got feet.
But I can't cos I haven't got feet.
But I was at least attempting to represent...
But I was at least attempting to represent...
But I'll tell you what you are, though.
But I'll tell you what you are, though.
But if it had, he would have worked it out.
But if it had, he would have worked it out.
But in a good way?
But in a good way?
But it built these roads.
But it built these roads.
But it helps.
But it helps.
But it is funny.
But it is funny.
But it is not...
But it is not...
But it was a great bit.
But it was a great bit.
But look, we can't do sketches without Waldo.
But look, we can't do sketches without Waldo.
But Miss Harris spent most of the day locked in crisis talks
But Miss Harris spent most of the day locked in crisis talks
But not us.
But not us.
But people have stood as fictional characters before.
But people have stood as fictional characters before.
But right now let's find more Waldo ideas.
But right now let's find more Waldo ideas.
But something could've happened to him.
But something could've happened to him.
But the most popular video
But the most popular video
But then they realised they could do what they wanted,
But then they realised they could do what they wanted,
But then we're into story shutdown and we've all wasted a day.
But then we're into story shutdown and we've all wasted a day.
But we shouldn't patronise.
But we shouldn't patronise.
But we want to see more of Waldo.
But we want to see more of Waldo.
But when it does, well, it's just fantastic.
But when it does, well, it's just fantastic.
But with a targeted, hopeful message,
But with a targeted, hopeful message,
But you don't know the others.
But you don't know the others.
But you don't know?
But you don't know?
But you have sexual responses. I mean...
But you have sexual responses. I mean...
But you might've done if I'd done this. Or this.
But you might've done if I'd done this. Or this.
But you're not because that would require courage and a mindset.
But you're not because that would require courage and a mindset.
But your main achievement seems to have been playing
But your main achievement seems to have been playing
But, most importantly, what I need from you
But, most importantly, what I need from you
But, well, you want me to be honest.
But, well, you want me to be honest.
But...
But...
By encouraging people not to care, you're actively dangerous.
By encouraging people not to care, you're actively dangerous.
By hanging himself in his cell,
By hanging himself in his cell,
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Can I come in?
Can I come in?
Can I get you anything?
Can I get you anything?
Can I have subtitles for Mr Crane, please?
Can I have subtitles for Mr Crane, please?
Can I just make a couple of points?
Can I just make a couple of points?
Can I...have your number?
Can I...have your number?
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Can you just go downstairs?
Can you just go downstairs?
Can you put that down, please?
Can you put that down, please?
Can you take those?
Can you take those?
Cartoons don't play by the rules
Cartoons don't play by the rules
Check the host.
Check the host.
Cheesy.
Cheesy.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Claiming her fiancé had pressured her into helping him,
Claiming her fiancé had pressured her into helping him,
Come back to my house. Although he wasn't French, obviously.
Come back to my house. Although he wasn't French, obviously.
Come on
Come on
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, now!
Come on, now!
Come on, pick up the pace.
Come on, pick up the pace.
Come on, then, what's your favourite Bee Gees track?
Come on, then, what's your favourite Bee Gees track?
Come on, then. Top off.
Come on, then. Top off.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I aim to please.
Come on. I aim to please.
Come on. Out you go.
Come on. Out you go.
Come on..
Come on..
Come over here and listen.
Come over here and listen.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Come with me. We're going out.
Come with me. We're going out.
Committed voluntarily and for pleasure...
Committed voluntarily and for pleasure...
Convincing, eh?
Convincing, eh?
Cool! Cool!
Cool! Cool!
Cos I'll give you something to look at!
Cos I'll give you something to look at!
Cos they know you don't give a shit about anything outside your bubble.
Cos they know you don't give a shit about anything outside your bubble.
Could we make a serious political point that is...
Could we make a serious political point that is...
Could you just put it down?
Could you just put it down?
Courtesy of everyone's favourite,
Courtesy of everyone's favourite,
D'you want me to come and visit? I'm going to come and visit.
D'you want me to come and visit? I'm going to come and visit.
Damien, if he comes through, you grab him and you grab his gun
Damien, if he comes through, you grab him and you grab his gun
Dangerous? You think the public can't be trusted?
Dangerous? You think the public can't be trusted?
Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham,
Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham,
Debases the process of debate, and
Debases the process of debate, and
Departure triggers a by election in his Stentonford
Departure triggers a by election in his Stentonford
Did I ever hit you?
Did I ever hit you?
Did I?
Did I?
Did you come for a discussion or...
Did you come for a discussion or...
Did you just look that up?
Did you just look that up?
Did you read my background doc?
Did you read my background doc?
Did you see Gwendolyn Harris yesterday?
Did you see Gwendolyn Harris yesterday?
Did you tell him anything about our campaign?
Did you tell him anything about our campaign?
Dirty whore!
Dirty whore!
Discovered in a lay by two miles from the family home.
Discovered in a lay by two miles from the family home.
Do they think that looks like Question Time?
Do they think that looks like Question Time?
Do you beat people up?
Do you beat people up?
Do you eat?
Do you eat?
Do you have any other astounding theories about young people?
Do you have any other astounding theories about young people?
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am? I... I...
Do you know who I am? I... I...
Do you know who owns Waldo?
Do you know who owns Waldo?
Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?
Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?
Do you?
Do you?
Do? Do nothing. We get out.
Do? Do nothing. We get out.
Does it bother you?
Does it bother you?
Don't call me your administrator.
Don't call me your administrator.
Don't cry, darling...
Don't cry, darling...
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't forget the electrolytes.
Don't forget the electrolytes.
Don't forget, she's a dangerous individual.
Don't forget, she's a dangerous individual.
Don't knock the free mail out.
Don't knock the free mail out.
Don't listen to that man, he's a lesbian. Ahh!
Don't listen to that man, he's a lesbian. Ahh!
Don't look at it!
Don't look at it!
Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.
Don't see him again.
Don't see him again.
Don't switch the bathroom light on.
Don't switch the bathroom light on.
Don't vmmmf!
Don't vmmmf!
Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me! Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me! Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.
Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.
Don't what?
Don't what?
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't!
Don't!
Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times.
Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times.
Drink?
Drink?
Drive all the way back... alone.
Drive all the way back... alone.
Dunno.
Dunno.
Each candidate at the election is as follows.
Each candidate at the election is as follows.
Early screamer. It's an early screamer tonight.
Early screamer. It's an early screamer tonight.
Easy. I'll just lash them to a tree or something like that, you know.
Easy. I'll just lash them to a tree or something like that, you know.
Eh, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, what's 'appenin, eh?
Eh, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, what's 'appenin, eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Energising the disenfranchised without spooking the middle
Energising the disenfranchised without spooking the middle
Enjoy yourself.
Enjoy yourself.
Equivalent of a walk on in a sketch show...
Equivalent of a walk on in a sketch show...
Er, not really.
Er, not really.
Erm, just have a look. I'm sure you'll find lots in there...
Erm, just have a look. I'm sure you'll find lots in there...
Erm... A picnic for me and my two best friends.
Erm... A picnic for me and my two best friends.
Everyone's got weaknesses.
Everyone's got weaknesses.
Evil witch!
Evil witch!
Exactly! That's what you said that really hit home.
Exactly! That's what you said that really hit home.
Excelente.
Excelente.
Except trainers and pirating films.
Except trainers and pirating films.
Except...
Except...
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feeling a bit...
Feeling a bit...
Finch, Simon Arthur. Liberal Democrats.
Finch, Simon Arthur. Liberal Democrats.
Fine. I understand.
Fine. I understand.
Finished.
Finished.
First tonight, a figure or more accurately a character
First tonight, a figure or more accurately a character
Focus on Waldo, that's going well for you.
Focus on Waldo, that's going well for you.
For coming back for me.
For coming back for me.
For months, the youngster's disappearance had been a mystery,
For months, the youngster's disappearance had been a mystery,
For once I agree with Liam Monroe in that
For once I agree with Liam Monroe in that
For the Stentonford and Hersham constituency,
For the Stentonford and Hersham constituency,
For what?
For what?
Friends again?
Friends again?
From The agency?
From The agency?
Fuck the official advice. It's one night.
Fuck the official advice. It's one night.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking bag.
Fucking bag.
Fucking fight me! Hit me.
Fucking fight me! Hit me.
Fucks the electrics or something.
Fucks the electrics or something.
Fun?
Fun?
Funny.
Funny.
Get back
Get back
Get back.
Get back.
Get down there
Get down there
Get down there.
Get down there.
Get down! Anybody stands up, they'll shoot their heads off.
Get down! Anybody stands up, they'll shoot their heads off.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get dressed, he'll meet us outside.
Get dressed, he'll meet us outside.
Get her out of here.
Get her out of here.
Get him!
Get him!
Get in
Get in
Get in!
Get in!
Get in. Come on.
Get in. Come on.
Get it now!
Get it now!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get on your knees, both of yous. Give me that bag.
Get on your knees, both of yous. Give me that bag.
Get out of this house.
Get out of this house.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out.
Get out.
Get people to vote for him?
Get people to vote for him?
Get that extinguisher.
Get that extinguisher.
Get the bath ready.
Get the bath ready.
Get up on that log. Now!
Get up on that log. Now!
Get you in the mood to start again.
Get you in the mood to start again.
Get your hands through there
Get your hands through there
GIRL: Mum?
GIRL: Mum?
Gladwell?
Gladwell?
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Go again from the top.
Go again from the top.
Go be Waldo.
Go be Waldo.
Go on!
Go on!
Go on.
Go on.
Going to give it to 'em.
Going to give it to 'em.
Good evening, citizens!
Good evening, citizens!
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everybody.
Good press.
Good press.
Good.
Good.
Got a lovely playground for you down there.
Got a lovely playground for you down there.
Grab her!
Grab her!
Great work tonight. Look at...Look at this, look at this.
Great work tonight. Look at...Look at this, look at this.
Gwendolyn Harris, is all of politics a waste of time?
Gwendolyn Harris, is all of politics a waste of time?
Gwendolyn Harris. We've met.
Gwendolyn Harris. We've met.
Gwendolyn Harris...
Gwendolyn Harris...
Had delayed the trial,
Had delayed the trial,
Hang on, there's a thing.
Hang on, there's a thing.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Harris, Gwendolyn Jodie. Labour.
Harris, Gwendolyn Jodie. Labour.
Has already been viewed over a million times on YouTube.
Has already been viewed over a million times on YouTube.
Has become a Scientologist.
Has become a Scientologist.
Has clearly struck a chord.
Has clearly struck a chord.
Has to show up because it's a...mid thing...
Has to show up because it's a...mid thing...
Have a little round of applause for the children,
Have a little round of applause for the children,
Have been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for...
Have been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for...
Have you had a fox in here or do you live like a 14 year old?
Have you had a fox in here or do you live like a 14 year old?
Have you heard of headphones?
Have you heard of headphones?
He can see you. Get back.
He can see you. Get back.
He can't shoot all of us. If he fires, he has to reload.
He can't shoot all of us. If he fires, he has to reload.
He doesn't even have a surname.
He doesn't even have a surname.
He doesn't have to.
He doesn't have to.
He doesn't stand for anything.
He doesn't stand for anything.
He has nothing to offer and he has nothing to say.
He has nothing to offer and he has nothing to say.
He is Waldo, a few weeks ago
He is Waldo, a few weeks ago
He knows my name now.
He knows my name now.
He likes the taste of it.
He likes the taste of it.
He mocks.
He mocks.
He said it!
He said it!
He was good for something, after all.
He was good for something, after all.
He would have been...
He would have been...
He wouldn't have just leapt off, he would have been crying,
He wouldn't have just leapt off, he would have been crying,
He wouldn't just leave the room because I'd ordered him to.
He wouldn't just leave the room because I'd ordered him to.
He. Not me, He.
He. Not me, He.
He'll be on his way. He's probably just...
He'll be on his way. He's probably just...
He'll know there's a team around me, he'll see it.
He'll know there's a team around me, he'll see it.
He's 33 years old,
He's 33 years old,
He's a comedian
He's a comedian
He's a hit, Jamie.
He's a hit, Jamie.
He's a prick!
He's a prick!
He's a team, and you're open about that, which is fantastic.
He's a team, and you're open about that, which is fantastic.
He's awesome, isn't he?
He's awesome, isn't he?
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's from the channel.
He's from the channel.
He's from the Harris campaign.
He's from the Harris campaign.
He's fun.
He's fun.
He's funny!
He's funny!
He's mocking Monroe now, it'll be you next.
He's mocking Monroe now, it'll be you next.
He's my character.
He's my character.
He's not coming.
He's not coming.
He's not real,
He's not real,
He's not real.
He's not real.
He's not.
He's not.
He's out.
He's out.
He's the perfect assassin.
He's the perfect assassin.
He's trying to kill me! What's going on?
He's trying to kill me! What's going on?
Head towards that ladder
Head towards that ladder
Heading south.
Heading south.
Healthy stuff, like apples...
Healthy stuff, like apples...
Hello, Mr Monroe.
Hello, Mr Monroe.
Hello, Waldo.
Hello, Waldo.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? I'm not a politician, OK?
Hello? I'm not a politician, OK?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Help him.
Help him.
Help me, please
Help me, please
Help me, please! I'm a human being!
Help me, please! I'm a human being!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! He's got a gun! Help me!
Help me! He's got a gun! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help!
Help!
Helpless and terrified,
Helpless and terrified,
Her only boy, giving her a fake smile.
Her only boy, giving her a fake smile.
Here, try my fingertips.
Here, try my fingertips.
Here.
Here.
Hereby give notice that the total number of votes recorded for
Hereby give notice that the total number of votes recorded for
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, Ash.
Hey, Ash.
Hey, boys and girls! It's Waldo time!
Hey, boys and girls! It's Waldo time!
Hey, don't cry.
Hey, don't cry.
Hey, don't ignore me. Don't just get in your car.
Hey, don't ignore me. Don't just get in your car.
Hey, everybody!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, get dressed.
Hey, get dressed.
Hey, hey! Everyone!
Hey, hey! Everyone!
Hey, I'm being snubbed!
Hey, I'm being snubbed!
Hey, it's all right, I'm fine. I'm not in that thing, you know,
Hey, it's all right, I'm fine. I'm not in that thing, you know,
Hey, it's me Waldo.
Hey, it's me Waldo.
Hey, kids, my guest this week is Mr Monroe.
Hey, kids, my guest this week is Mr Monroe.
Hey, Mr Monroe! Mr Monroe.
Hey, Mr Monroe! Mr Monroe.
Hey, Mr. Monroe, Mr. Monroe, why are you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe?
Hey, Mr. Monroe, Mr. Monroe, why are you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe?
Hey, over here! Hey, over here...
Hey, over here! Hey, over here...
Hey, that's not a bad idea, actually.
Hey, that's not a bad idea, actually.
Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair.
Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair.
Hey! Did you get off with any of the mums?
Hey! Did you get off with any of the mums?
Hey! We have to go!
Hey! We have to go!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. The birthday girl.
Hey. The birthday girl.
Hi, this is Ash
Hi, this is Ash
Hi!
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
His act is all f this and penis jokes.
His act is all f this and penis jokes.
History of mental illness?
History of mental illness?
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hmm. Me, too.
Hmm. Me, too.
How can you take this?
How can you take this?
How Deep Is Your Love.
How Deep Is Your Love.
How Deep Is Your Love.
How Deep Is Your Love.
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you like it now?
How do you like it now?
How does it feel to be a phenomenon?
How does it feel to be a phenomenon?
How?
How?
How'd you know that?
How'd you know that?
How's the think tanking going, good shit?
How's the think tanking going, good shit?
Huddersfield between 1999 and 2003.
Huddersfield between 1999 and 2003.
Huh?
Huh?
Hurry up, we need to go!
Hurry up, we need to go!
I am knackered, though... so...
I am knackered, though... so...
I am.
I am.
I beg your pardon.
I beg your pardon.
I brought you some cake.
I brought you some cake.
I call them Hunters
I call them Hunters
I came back for this.
I came back for this.
I can appreciate it's... pretty strange.
I can appreciate it's... pretty strange.
I can do it again if you like.
I can do it again if you like.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can live Google any facts, give you stats, quotes,
I can live Google any facts, give you stats, quotes,
I can sign you up to something that helps.
I can sign you up to something that helps.
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I can't go more than 25 metres from my activation point.
I can't go more than 25 metres from my activation point.
I can't remember who I am.
I can't remember who I am.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't stress the importance of this one enough, OK?
I can't stress the importance of this one enough, OK?
I can't..
I can't..
I could insult you.
I could insult you.
I declare that Liam Monroe
I declare that Liam Monroe
I did commit a series of murders in
I did commit a series of murders in
I didn't discuss that side of things online.
I didn't discuss that side of things online.
I do piss taking.
I do piss taking.
I do, I own the rights.
I do, I own the rights.
I don't blame you.
I don't blame you.
I don't care what it is, I don't want it!
I don't care what it is, I don't want it!
I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in them.
I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in them.
I don't know what you're on about.
I don't know what you're on about.
I don't know why anyone's surprised
I don't know why anyone's surprised
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I don't really need to sleep.
I don't really need to sleep.
I don't want to be a politician.
I don't want to be a politician.
I don't, no. I was just...
I don't, no. I was just...
I don't... Don't make me. I don't want to die.
I don't... Don't make me. I don't want to die.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was just... It was... I'm sorry...
I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was just... It was... I'm sorry...
I dunno.
I dunno.
I got that. In there? OK.
I got that. In there? OK.
I guess I wasn't any different.
I guess I wasn't any different.
I guess they were always like that underneath.
I guess they were always like that underneath.
I had former Minister for Culture Liam Monroe.
I had former Minister for Culture Liam Monroe.
I have to keep within a 25 metre radius unless my administrator
I have to keep within a 25 metre radius unless my administrator
I haven't been happy in a while...
I haven't been happy in a while...
I just gave it Ash's name. The system did the rest.
I just gave it Ash's name. The system did the rest.
I just need a bit of... just getting used to it.
I just need a bit of... just getting used to it.
I just want to see what they're looking at.
I just want to see what they're looking at.
I know a safe place we can go
I know a safe place we can go
I know he's dead, but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.
I know he's dead, but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.
I know you don't eat anything.
I know you don't eat anything.
I know, I know, I know. But she's believed it up to now.
I know, I know, I know. But she's believed it up to now.
I know, I'm not supposed to. It won't kill us.
I know, I'm not supposed to. It won't kill us.
I know! I've got my...
I know! I've got my...
I know. I know,
I know. I know,
I know... I know you.
I know... I know you.
I liked speaking my mind, I could throw some of that at you.
I liked speaking my mind, I could throw some of that at you.
I love that, I love it.
I love that, I love it.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean it, you idiots! Don't vote for me!
I mean it, you idiots! Don't vote for me!
I mean live action, other characters I can do.
I mean live action, other characters I can do.
I mean why?
I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean, I don't even have a mouth.
I mean, I don't even have a mouth.
I mean, I don't need to. I can chew and swallow, if that makes it easier.
I mean, I don't need to. I can chew and swallow, if that makes it easier.
I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite...
I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite...
I mean, it's totally batshit crazy I can even talk to you.
I mean, it's totally batshit crazy I can even talk to you.
I mean, look sod name in lights,
I mean, look sod name in lights,
I mean, talk about an undignified entrance.
I mean, talk about an undignified entrance.
I mean...
I mean...
I mean... you look like him on a good day.
I mean... you look like him on a good day.
I met Waldo last night.
I met Waldo last night.
I missed you. I missed you so much!
I missed you. I missed you so much!
I need a drink.
I need a drink.
I never expressed suicidal thoughts, or self harm.
I never expressed suicidal thoughts, or self harm.
I notice you keep that pretty quiet.
I notice you keep that pretty quiet.
I promise you I'm OK.
I promise you I'm OK.
I remember you brought me up here when we first met your mum.
I remember you brought me up here when we first met your mum.
I said put it down.
I said put it down.
I saw it. I saw it.
I saw it. I saw it.
I say creepy,
I say creepy,
I see our friend Monroe is in the news again,
I see our friend Monroe is in the news again,
I should've just run yous over.
I should've just run yous over.
I snotted in yours, is that OK?
I snotted in yours, is that OK?
I sound like a right sick fuck.
I sound like a right sick fuck.
I think I'm going mad.
I think I'm going mad.
I think it's great you're moving on.
I think it's great you're moving on.
I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel
I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel
I think this is my daughter.
I think this is my daughter.
I think we have to ask ourselves, what is this for?
I think we have to ask ourselves, what is this for?
I think we have to ask ourselves...
I think we have to ask ourselves...
I think we should.
I think we should.
I think what you're doing with Waldo is fascinating.
I think what you're doing with Waldo is fascinating.
I think you just wanted me to cling to you.
I think you just wanted me to cling to you.
I thought people might find it funny.
I thought people might find it funny.
I thought we were going to...?
I thought we were going to...?
I Tweeted that, too.
I Tweeted that, too.
I used to hate walking in the country.
I used to hate walking in the country.
I wanna talk to you!
I wanna talk to you!
I warned you.
I warned you.
I was hoping he'd nosh me off!
I was hoping he'd nosh me off!
I was just speaking my mind.
I was just speaking my mind.
I was lashing out. I wasn't even articulate
I was lashing out. I wasn't even articulate
I will crash this van on purpose.
I will crash this van on purpose.
I will. I mean, hon, if you'd just...
I will. I mean, hon, if you'd just...
I woke up in this house and I don't even know if it's my house.
I woke up in this house and I don't even know if it's my house.
I won't bite.
I won't bite.
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
I, the undersigned, being the returning officer
I, the undersigned, being the returning officer
I'd wear trainers myself
I'd wear trainers myself
I'll give that a miss, thanks.
I'll give that a miss, thanks.
I'll have to make my own lunch.
I'll have to make my own lunch.
I'll swing by about nine, so have your breakfast first...
I'll swing by about nine, so have your breakfast first...
I'm a person.
I'm a person.
I'm all right here for now.
I'm all right here for now.
I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows.
I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows.
I'm going to smash the lock off that door, you help him with gun guy
I'm going to smash the lock off that door, you help him with gun guy
I'm here to ask you an important favour. Gather round.
I'm here to ask you an important favour. Gather round.
I'm just scared something's happened to him.
I'm just scared something's happened to him.
I'm just using you as an excuse so I can get an extra slice.
I'm just using you as an excuse so I can get an extra slice.
I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...
I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not ignoring you because there is no you.
I'm not ignoring you because there is no you.
I'm not ignoring you.
I'm not ignoring you.
I'm not kidding, that's literally it.
I'm not kidding, that's literally it.
I'm not walking away from a cartoon.
I'm not walking away from a cartoon.
I'm OK.
I'm OK.
I'm pretty sure that's how they find us.
I'm pretty sure that's how they find us.
I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.
I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I just got your message.
I'm so sorry. I just got your message.
I'm sorry about this, Liam.
I'm sorry about this, Liam.
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm sorry! (SOBS)
I'm sorry! (SOBS)
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. It's rather loud.
I'm sorry. It's rather loud.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm the voice of a blue bear...
I'm the voice of a blue bear...
I'm voting Waldo!
I'm voting Waldo!
I'm worse than a wasted vote.
I'm worse than a wasted vote.
I'm...I'm...I'm speaking about James Salter.
I'm...I'm...I'm speaking about James Salter.
I've been planning this, you know.
I've been planning this, you know.
I've got e mails.
I've got e mails.
I've got one big blue point to make, fool.
I've got one big blue point to make, fool.
I've got stumps.
I've got stumps.
I've just saved your lives. A wee "thank you" would be nice.
I've just saved your lives. A wee "thank you" would be nice.
I've said what I've said and now I'm shutting this door.
I've said what I've said and now I'm shutting this door.
I've... got to go...
I've... got to go...
Idiot. Idiot!
Idiot. Idiot!
If I'm not real, why you talking to him?
If I'm not real, why you talking to him?
If that thing is the main opposition
If that thing is the main opposition
If that's, Doing well, then we are doomed!
If that's, Doing well, then we are doomed!
If there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece,
If there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece,
If we fuck the politicians out the equation?
If we fuck the politicians out the equation?
If we step on it we might be able to shut it down before they get to us.
If we step on it we might be able to shut it down before they get to us.
If you could leave via that door.
If you could leave via that door.
If you like it...
If you like it...
If you were preaching revolution, well that'd be something,
If you were preaching revolution, well that'd be something,
If you're absolutely sure.
If you're absolutely sure.
If you're laughing, can I come back inside?
If you're laughing, can I come back inside?
Imagine that she's an escaped lion.
Imagine that she's an escaped lion.
In a debate, your team could Google every word the other guy says,
In a debate, your team could Google every word the other guy says,
In a good way.
In a good way.
In a high interest personal loan commercial.
In a high interest personal loan commercial.
In case you haven't guessed, the pair of you aren't very popular.
In case you haven't guessed, the pair of you aren't very popular.
In the bag
In the bag
In the bathroom.
In the bathroom.
In the disgraced paedophile industry.
In the disgraced paedophile industry.
In the Stentonford by election,
In the Stentonford by election,
In typically loud and crowd pleasing style...
In typically loud and crowd pleasing style...
Is a dog farting the theme tune to Happy Days.
Is a dog farting the theme tune to Happy Days.
Is duly elected member of Parliament for the constituency.
Is duly elected member of Parliament for the constituency.
Is everything all right?
Is everything all right?
Is he nice?
Is he nice?
Is that not the sort of thing I'd say?
Is that not the sort of thing I'd say?
Is that really what this is for?
Is that really what this is for?
Is there anything in your past that might conceivably cause problems?
Is there anything in your past that might conceivably cause problems?
Is there at least a towel? I'm dripping everywhere.
Is there at least a towel? I'm dripping everywhere.
Is to shout and scream
Is to shout and scream
Isn't that basically you calling them twats?
Isn't that basically you calling them twats?
It doesn't look like you.
It doesn't look like you.
It doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it.
It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it.
It goes back and reads through all the things they've ever said online,
It goes back and reads through all the things they've ever said online,
It got worse and worse. And now they've got an audience.
It got worse and worse. And now they've got an audience.
It had been wrapped in a sleeping bag and burnt.
It had been wrapped in a sleeping bag and burnt.
It helped me.
It helped me.
It helps.
It helps.
It hurts, you know it hurts.
It hurts, you know it hurts.
It is a full page.
It is a full page.
It is my birthday.
It is my birthday.
It is, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
It sounds sort of sexy.
It sounds sort of sexy.
It unlocks a little fez for Waldo.
It unlocks a little fez for Waldo.
It unlocks loads of free shit, look.
It unlocks loads of free shit, look.
It was just... It was stupid, because I was so excited about the scan.
It was just... It was stupid, because I was so excited about the scan.
It was wrong to speak to you like that and...
It was wrong to speak to you like that and...
It will let you speak to him.
It will let you speak to him.
It won't be...
It won't be...
It's a bit weird.
It's a bit weird.
It's a death trap anyway, look at it!
It's a death trap anyway, look at it!
It's a ten minute one to one interview with Phillip Crane.
It's a ten minute one to one interview with Phillip Crane.
It's a thief, that thing. What are you doing?
It's a thief, that thing. What are you doing?
It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn, so... I'd better go.
It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn, so... I'd better go.
It's a Waldo pilot, it's a Waldo show,
It's a Waldo pilot, it's a Waldo show,
It's all fine. Calm down.
It's all fine. Calm down.
It's all right. I mean, I'm not, really.
It's all right. I mean, I'm not, really.
It's been incredibly informative
It's been incredibly informative
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's easy, what he does.
It's easy, what he does.
It's fantastic the way Waldo puts the piss up Monroe.
It's fantastic the way Waldo puts the piss up Monroe.
It's going to cut yous both in half
It's going to cut yous both in half
It's going to piss...
It's going to piss...
It's good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's got to be Waldo, Waldo, Waldo.
It's got to be Waldo, Waldo, Waldo.
It's just a bit odd.
It's just a bit odd.
It's just eerie.
It's just eerie.
It's just not very you.
It's just not very you.
It's just not very you.
It's just not very you.
It's just...
It's just...
It's like fish food.
It's like fish food.
It's like the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at, or something.
It's like the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at, or something.
It's like you're doing this for a showreel...
It's like you're doing this for a showreel...
It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no one can...
It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no one can...
It's locked.
It's locked.
It's more swearing.
It's more swearing.
It's not a hard question, is it?
It's not a hard question, is it?
It's not been returned yet, no,
It's not been returned yet, no,
It's not funny. It's sweet.
It's not funny. It's sweet.
It's not hard, we just slosh a load of petrol round, strike a light..
It's not hard, we just slosh a load of petrol round, strike a light..
It's not real, is it?
It's not real, is it?
It's not the weekend.
It's not the weekend.
It's nutrient gel.
It's nutrient gel.
It's obscene to use his name. His name, for God's sake!
It's obscene to use his name. His name, for God's sake!
It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.
It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.
It's OK, they've gone.
It's OK, they've gone.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's so tough to get a breakthrough these days,
It's so tough to get a breakthrough these days,
It's software. It mimics him.
It's software. It mimics him.
It's students, you'll walk it.
It's students, you'll walk it.
It's texture mapping.
It's texture mapping.
It's the plans for the transmitter compound
It's the plans for the transmitter compound
It's the signal. The images are on them, they're on the screen.
It's the signal. The images are on them, they're on the screen.
It's The Waldo polling app.
It's The Waldo polling app.
It's too toxic.
It's too toxic.
It's usually daddy issues, eh?
It's usually daddy issues, eh?
It's Waldo time!
It's Waldo time!
It's, er... It's interesting stuff though.
It's, er... It's interesting stuff though.
Jack freaks me out.
Jack freaks me out.
Jack's here. He wants to see us.
Jack's here. He wants to see us.
Jailbait Dimbleby.
Jailbait Dimbleby.
James Salter, this is the man who's behind all this.
James Salter, this is the man who's behind all this.
Jamie, hurry up.
Jamie, hurry up.
Jamie, the guy who plays him.
Jamie, the guy who plays him.
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie?
Jamie?
Jamie?
Jamie?
Jamie.
Jamie.
Jamie.
Jamie.
Jason Gladwell has resigned as an MP,
Jason Gladwell has resigned as an MP,
Jeff Carter, from the agency.
Jeff Carter, from the agency.
JEM: Don't know yet. I'm kind of knackered.
JEM: Don't know yet. I'm kind of knackered.
JEM: Get that extinguisher.
JEM: Get that extinguisher.
JEM: OK, rule number two keep your distance.
JEM: OK, rule number two keep your distance.
Jemima?
Jemima?
Jemima's body was found here.
Jemima's body was found here.
Jesus, what is it with you?
Jesus, what is it with you?
Jim was just talking about Waldo.
Jim was just talking about Waldo.
Jim, Jack, James.
Jim, Jack, James.
Jim, Jamie, Jamie, Jim.
Jim, Jamie, Jamie, Jim.
Job's just come in. Needs to be done by the end of play today.
Job's just come in. Needs to be done by the end of play today.
Jump.
Jump.
Just a cult character in a comedy show.
Just a cult character in a comedy show.
Just come in, Roy.
Just come in, Roy.
Just common courtesy.
Just common courtesy.
Just do your show.
Just do your show.
Just get out! Get out! Get out!
Just get out! Get out! Get out!
Just going to record it.
Just going to record it.
Just hurry up and get down here. I want to get started.
Just hurry up and get down here. I want to get started.
Just hurry up.
Just hurry up.
Just like politics. Waldo bypasses that.
Just like politics. Waldo bypasses that.
Just needed the rules to change, for no one to intervene
Just needed the rules to change, for no one to intervene
Just say hello to it.
Just say hello to it.
Just sharing that.
Just sharing that.
Just what?
Just what?
Keep them there.
Keep them there.
Kick them where it hurts.
Kick them where it hurts.
Kill it! Kill it!
Kill it! Kill it!
Kill me.
Kill me.
Killed the youngster as Victoria Skillane held the camera.
Killed the youngster as Victoria Skillane held the camera.
Kind of experimental, and I won't lie, it's not cheap...
Kind of experimental, and I won't lie, it's not cheap...
Knows she's not going to win.
Knows she's not going to win.
Labour denies the party is losing faith in their young candidate.
Labour denies the party is losing faith in their young candidate.
Ladies...Ladies and gentlemen, please!
Ladies...Ladies and gentlemen, please!
Lain Rannoch, identified by his distinctive tattoo,
Lain Rannoch, identified by his distinctive tattoo,
Lain Rannoch, identified by his distinctive tattoo,
Lain Rannoch, identified by his distinctive tattoo,
Let him get a word in.
Let him get a word in.
Let me in. Let me in!
Let me in. Let me in!
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let the people vote thumbs up, thumbs down,
Let the people vote thumbs up, thumbs down,
Let's find out what we can about the idiot inside that thing.
Let's find out what we can about the idiot inside that thing.
Let's get this show on the road!
Let's get this show on the road!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's see what Daddy's got in the bag, shall we?
Let's see what Daddy's got in the bag, shall we?
Liam Monroe calls him worse.
Liam Monroe calls him worse.
Lie down for me, darling.
Lie down for me, darling.
Like Batman.
Like Batman.
Like it.
Like it.
Like marshmallow.
Like marshmallow.
Like Pringles.
Like Pringles.
Like spectators who don't give a shit about what happens.
Like spectators who don't give a shit about what happens.
Like that man with the gun, and that woman.
Like that man with the gun, and that woman.
Like the girls in porn.
Like the girls in porn.
Like this?
Like this?
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen, can you imagine all the things we can change
Listen, can you imagine all the things we can change
Listen, Nay, it's me. Hi. Er... I really need to speak to you.
Listen, Nay, it's me. Hi. Er... I really need to speak to you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look over here, Mr. Monroe...
Look over here, Mr. Monroe...
Look we...we don't need politicians,
Look we...we don't need politicians,
Look, he's OK.
Look, he's OK.
Look, I can tell you what to say.
Look, I can tell you what to say.
Look, I can't, when this is happening, I can't see you.
Look, I can't, when this is happening, I can't see you.
Look, I know it sounds mental.
Look, I know it sounds mental.
Look, I know the show's coming back again next year,
Look, I know the show's coming back again next year,
Look, I'm sorry, these are the facts.
Look, I'm sorry, these are the facts.
Look, if you're going to pretend to be asleep,
Look, if you're going to pretend to be asleep,
Look, sweetheart,
Look, sweetheart,
Look, the world is knackered and you can do something about it.
Look, the world is knackered and you can do something about it.
Look, there she is.
Look, there she is.
Look, they care about Waldo.
Look, they care about Waldo.
Look, whatever's wrong with you, you have to keep it together, OK?
Look, whatever's wrong with you, you have to keep it together, OK?
Look! It's me, I'm Waldo.
Look! It's me, I'm Waldo.
Lots have tried that fun fork in the road since it started.
Lots have tried that fun fork in the road since it started.
Lots have tried that fun fork in the road since it started.
Lots have tried that fun fork in the road since it started.
Mainly just green, isn't it?
Mainly just green, isn't it?
Maintaining she was under his spell.
Maintaining she was under his spell.
Make a nice prawn cocktail.
Make a nice prawn cocktail.
MAN: Murderer!
MAN: Murderer!
MAN: Murderer!
MAN: Murderer!
Many believe lain Rannoch evaded justice.
Many believe lain Rannoch evaded justice.
Mar, are you OK?
Mar, are you OK?
Mar, are you OK?
Mar, are you OK?
Mar?
Mar?
MARTHA ON FILM: Wait, where are you going?
MARTHA ON FILM: Wait, where are you going?
Maybe that makes it worse.
Maybe that makes it worse.
Maybe you tried to kill yourself.
Maybe you tried to kill yourself.
Maybe you would have. But you wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't...
Maybe you would have. But you wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't...
Meanwhile, as support for Gwendolyn Harris appears to be dwindling,
Meanwhile, as support for Gwendolyn Harris appears to be dwindling,
Meet up more, yes. Keep in touch. Yeah, yeah.
Meet up more, yes. Keep in touch. Yeah, yeah.
Mental illness, weaknesses...
Mental illness, weaknesses...
Midterm by election.
Midterm by election.
Minus the potential downsides of a human messenger.
Minus the potential downsides of a human messenger.
Mm hm, the whole lot.
Mm hm, the whole lot.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Monroe, Liam George Tennyson. Conservative.
Monroe, Liam George Tennyson. Conservative.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning. Ticket, please. Thank you.
Morning. Ticket, please. Thank you.
Move!
Move!
Moved on to what?
Moved on to what?
Mr Monroe is a politician.
Mr Monroe is a politician.
Mr Monroe, are you addicted?
Mr Monroe, are you addicted?
Mr Monroe, don't walk away from me!
Mr Monroe, don't walk away from me!
Mr. Monroe, ey! Oh, oh, oh! Look at me Mr. Monroe, please!
Mr. Monroe, ey! Oh, oh, oh! Look at me Mr. Monroe, please!
Mr. Monroe, what's Waldo done to you?
Mr. Monroe, what's Waldo done to you?
Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?
Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?
Mr. Monroe. Oi!
Mr. Monroe. Oi!
Mum drove home, that was a first.
Mum drove home, that was a first.
Mum with a pushchair drag her into it.
Mum with a pushchair drag her into it.
Mum!
Mum!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Murdering bitch!
Murdering bitch!
My weaknesses?
My weaknesses?
N... No. No, of course you didn't,
N... No. No, of course you didn't,
NEWSREADER: Georgian rebels claimed responsibility for the Narwhal virus
NEWSREADER: Georgian rebels claimed responsibility for the Narwhal virus
Next time, could you try and stop me?
Next time, could you try and stop me?
Nice way to greet a voter...
Nice way to greet a voter...
Nice work there, by the way.
Nice work there, by the way.
Nicking cars cos they could, doing what they like.
Nicking cars cos they could, doing what they like.
No joke, sorry, let's move on.
No joke, sorry, let's move on.
No one takes you seriously, that's why no one votes.
No one takes you seriously, that's why no one votes.
No one's actually going to vote for him, that's not the point.
No one's actually going to vote for him, that's not the point.
No talking
No talking
No, but I'm familiar with you.
No, but I'm familiar with you.
No, I don't beat people up.
No, I don't beat people up.
No, I...
No, I...
No, I'm... I'm frightened. Darling, please...
No, I'm... I'm frightened. Darling, please...
No, it's not,
No, it's not,
No, no, it's fine.
No, no, it's fine.
No, no, no. Um... I'll call them back later.
No, no, no. Um... I'll call them back later.
No, no. No, it's fine.
No, no. No, it's fine.
No, of course he won't win.
No, of course he won't win.
No, of course not.
No, of course not.
No, that's not fair.
No, that's not fair.
No, that's not fair.
No, that's not fair.
No, the Bee Gees wrote that, everybody likes the Bee Gees.
No, the Bee Gees wrote that, everybody likes the Bee Gees.
No! No, this is all wrong. This is all wrong!
No! No, this is all wrong. This is all wrong!
No! No! Please...
No! No! Please...
No! Please!
No! Please!
No! Please..
No! Please..
No! That's...
No! That's...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Didn't think so, yeah.
No. Didn't think so, yeah.
No. Don't boo him, he's right! He's right!
No. Don't boo him, he's right! He's right!
No. Don't boo him, he's right! He's right!
No. Don't boo him, he's right! He's right!
No. It's still the dog.
No. It's still the dog.
No...
No...
None of us know any more, thanks to you.
None of us know any more, thanks to you.
Not a lot!
Not a lot!
Not exactly like Batman.
Not exactly like Batman.
Not just to her, but each other as well, OK, unless it's essential
Not just to her, but each other as well, OK, unless it's essential
Not really or no?
Not really or no?
Not really.
Not really.
Not yet. It's blank till you activate it.
Not yet. It's blank till you activate it.
Nothing does. That's right. Everything's bullest.
Nothing does. That's right. Everything's bullest.
Nothing huge, Conor wanted the Jacko gag for the monologue, so...
Nothing huge, Conor wanted the Jacko gag for the monologue, so...
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing's happened,
Nothing's happened,
Nothing's happened,
Nothing's happened,
Nothing's happened.
Nothing's happened.
Now come on. What d'you say? Eh?
Now come on. What d'you say? Eh?
Now, this can pinpoint you with GPS
Now, this can pinpoint you with GPS
Now, yesterday, she threw a projectile,
Now, yesterday, she threw a projectile,
Now, yours come with some basic rules. Rule number one
Now, yours come with some basic rules. Rule number one
Obviously, I wouldn't say that outside of this room,
Obviously, I wouldn't say that outside of this room,
Of a sea anemone or something stuck in my foot,
Of a sea anemone or something stuck in my foot,
Of course not.
Of course not.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, come on. It's my nightmare, going on Question Time.
Oh, come on. It's my nightmare, going on Question Time.
Oh, don't start crying. Crocodile tears are making me sick!
Oh, don't start crying. Crocodile tears are making me sick!
Oh, don't! Just get out! Get out!
Oh, don't! Just get out! Get out!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Oh, God, I don't want to die.
Oh, God, I don't want to die.
Oh, God. Shit, right, get in the bedroom.
Oh, God. Shit, right, get in the bedroom.
Oh, he's quite handsome, isn't he?
Oh, he's quite handsome, isn't he?
Oh, hello, I'm Mr.Monroe.
Oh, hello, I'm Mr.Monroe.
Oh, hello, mate, great show.
Oh, hello, mate, great show.
Oh, it's, um... it's a phrase we had, like throwing a fit.
Oh, it's, um... it's a phrase we had, like throwing a fit.
Oh, look, here he is the man of the moment!
Oh, look, here he is the man of the moment!
Oh, Mama.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! What's wrong with those people?!
Oh, my God! What's wrong with those people?!
Oh, no. No, you don't. I draw the line at disco.
Oh, no. No, you don't. I draw the line at disco.
Oh, oh, God. Oh, shit!
Oh, oh, God. Oh, shit!
Oh, OK, so I threw a jeb.
Oh, OK, so I threw a jeb.
Oh, shit
Oh, shit
Oh, shit. Shit, shit.
Oh, shit. Shit, shit.
Oh, shit...
Oh, shit...
Oh, shut up, you pebble.
Oh, shut up, you pebble.
Oh, shut up, you're worse!
Oh, shut up, you're worse!
Oh, so he wasn't hacked after all.
Oh, so he wasn't hacked after all.
Oh, stop it, you're breaking my heart.
Oh, stop it, you're breaking my heart.
Oh, thank you!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, that door?
Oh, that door?
Oh, wait, hang on.
Oh, wait, hang on.
Oh, when you get it up there, you have to lie it on its back.
Oh, when you get it up there, you have to lie it on its back.
Oh, you're a pussy then?
Oh, you're a pussy then?
Oh! Help!
Oh! Help!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. I like your trainers, man!
Oh. I like your trainers, man!
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... Oh, God, no.
Oh... Oh, God, no.
Oi. (LAUGHS)
Oi. (LAUGHS)
OK, everyone, we're about to head into the park
OK, everyone, we're about to head into the park
OK, just a moment.
OK, just a moment.
OK, right the whole lot?
OK, right the whole lot?
OK, this is clearly some kind of joke.
OK, this is clearly some kind of joke.
OK!
OK!
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. Going live in five, four, three, two...
OK. Going live in five, four, three, two...
OK. Job done till the Husting tomorrow.
OK. Job done till the Husting tomorrow.
OK. Looks clear.
OK. Looks clear.
OK. One.
OK. One.
One for you, one for me.
One for you, one for me.
Onlookers spot you and a few minutes later the scary bastards turn up
Onlookers spot you and a few minutes later the scary bastards turn up
Only a naive school kid would swallow
Only a naive school kid would swallow
Only an idiot wouldn't vote for me
Only an idiot wouldn't vote for me
Ooh, converse, Your Lordship!
Ooh, converse, Your Lordship!
Ooh...bien sur.
Ooh...bien sur.
Or even that Lib Dem guy.
Or even that Lib Dem guy.
Or everything goes up. I mean it... stay back.
Or everything goes up. I mean it... stay back.
Or, should I say, was your fiancé.
Or, should I say, was your fiancé.
Originally claimed his account had been hacked,
Originally claimed his account had been hacked,
Ornamental out here.
Ornamental out here.
Over Twitter porn pics scandal.
Over Twitter porn pics scandal.
Ow!
Ow!
Palms burning palms.
Palms burning palms.
Pardon?
Pardon?
Patrick Lacey, UKN.
Patrick Lacey, UKN.
People actually want.
People actually want.
Perhaps we could get back...
Perhaps we could get back...
Personally, I don't understand why anyone's surprised...
Personally, I don't understand why anyone's surprised...
Pitbull Crane?
Pitbull Crane?
Please don't make me do it.
Please don't make me do it.
Please just kill me.
Please just kill me.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please, help me!
Please, help me!
Please, I don't want to do it.
Please, I don't want to do it.
Please, I'm frightened, I don't want to die. Don't...
Please, I'm frightened, I don't want to die. Don't...
Please, just help me!
Please, just help me!
Please, no...
Please, no...
Please!
Please!
Please. Come on. Speak up.
Please. Come on. Speak up.
Please...
Please...
Pop stars do believe in weird things.
Pop stars do believe in weird things.
Pretty close, I'd say.
Pretty close, I'd say.
Prompting a nationwide search
Prompting a nationwide search
Prove me wrong. Hm?
Prove me wrong. Hm?
Push them! Get them up there!
Push them! Get them up there!
Push your arms up.
Push your arms up.
Put it down
Put it down
Put your hands on her shoulders.
Put your hands on her shoulders.
Put your thumb in the white thing.
Put your thumb in the white thing.
Put your thumb on there.
Put your thumb on there.
Quickly. Slide it to me.
Quickly. Slide it to me.
Rach?
Rach?
Ready? Come on!
Ready? Come on!
Realistically, there isn't the budget for other animations.
Realistically, there isn't the budget for other animations.
Receiving end of what?
Receiving end of what?
Resignation statement admits inappropriate correspondence
Resignation statement admits inappropriate correspondence
Resigning.
Resigning.
Right through
Right through
Right you are.
Right you are.
Right you are. Two minutes.
Right you are. Two minutes.
Right, come over here.
Right, come over here.
Right, hang on, here it is again.
Right, hang on, here it is again.
Right, now take her balaclava off.
Right, now take her balaclava off.
Right, off you go.
Right, off you go.
Right, stop.
Right, stop.
Right, yes.
Right, yes.
Right, you've got a choice of styles,
Right, you've got a choice of styles,
Right.
Right.
Right. Not even one?
Right. Not even one?
Right. You look at human politicians,
Right. You look at human politicians,
Run VT!
Run VT!
Run, and I'll shoot you in the back.
Run, and I'll shoot you in the back.
Run!
Run!
Running in the Stentonford by election.
Running in the Stentonford by election.
Safe Tory seat.
Safe Tory seat.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Say something.
Say something.
Say, You arseholes aren't going to vote for me,
Say, You arseholes aren't going to vote for me,
Saying he could no longer maintain his position.
Saying he could no longer maintain his position.
Se puede hablar espanol?
Se puede hablar espanol?
See, Ash would've been scared.
See, Ash would've been scared.
See, he would have worked out what was going on.
See, he would have worked out what was going on.
See, it's here.
See, it's here.
See, this is...this is the thing.
See, this is...this is the thing.
See?
See?
See?
See?
Seriously, don't do it.
Seriously, don't do it.
Seriously, only an arsehole would actually vote for me.
Seriously, only an arsehole would actually vote for me.
Seriously, she's faker than him.
Seriously, she's faker than him.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Set routine. Based on pornographic videos.
Set routine. Based on pornographic videos.
Shall I go?
Shall I go?
Shamed super groomer and all round pillock of the community
Shamed super groomer and all round pillock of the community
Shamed Tory Jason Gladwell resigns, capitals
Shamed Tory Jason Gladwell resigns, capitals
She actually gives less of a shit about anyone round here than he does,
She actually gives less of a shit about anyone round here than he does,
She could be anywhere
She could be anywhere
She didn't know it was fake.
She didn't know it was fake.
She looks like she's been poisoned.
She looks like she's been poisoned.
She put them in the attic.
She put them in the attic.
She said that I was...
She said that I was...
She said that she was happy that I'd moved on.
She said that she was happy that I'd moved on.
She's here to build a showreel.
She's here to build a showreel.
Shh!
Shh!
Shit, really?
Shit, really?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Sorry.
Shit! Sorry.
Shit.
Shit.
Shitifying.
Shitifying.
Show me what it looks like there.
Show me what it looks like there.
Show you if you want.
Show you if you want.
Shut up! I'm trying to think!
Shut up! I'm trying to think!
Shut up.
Shut up.
Since what started?
Since what started?
Since what started?
Since what started?
Skillane abducted six year old Jemima Sykes just miles from her home,
Skillane abducted six year old Jemima Sykes just miles from her home,
Skillane admitted to filming Jemima's final moments,
Skillane admitted to filming Jemima's final moments,
Smash it!
Smash it!
Smells almost...
Smells almost...
Smothers any meaningful discussion of the issues.
Smothers any meaningful discussion of the issues.
So any decision that has to be made,
So any decision that has to be made,
So because leaderballs is there,
So because leaderballs is there,
So get out there, enjoy yourselves
So get out there, enjoy yourselves
So here's what I think anyway.?
So here's what I think anyway.?
So I can take one upstairs.
So I can take one upstairs.
So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard?
So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard?
So I return to my original question,
So I return to my original question,
So I went in, after all your persuasion,
So I went in, after all your persuasion,
So I'll hand you over to Baxter
So I'll hand you over to Baxter
So it covers your eyes.
So it covers your eyes.
So it's best to keep your distance, at least three metres back.
So it's best to keep your distance, at least three metres back.
So it's good exposure.
So it's good exposure.
So just choose one from there. Then you put your name in there.
So just choose one from there. Then you put your name in there.
So keep the noise up...
So keep the noise up...
So leave your message.
So leave your message.
So no funny business, all right?
So no funny business, all right?
So question the status quo!
So question the status quo!
So remember, the polls are open,
So remember, the polls are open,
So that when you're at a polling station,
So that when you're at a polling station,
So this... this thing on the TV, the...
So this... this thing on the TV, the...
So tweeting dick photos is correspondence now, is it?
So tweeting dick photos is correspondence now, is it?
So what are yous doing out here anyway?
So what are yous doing out here anyway?
So while it does...
So while it does...
So you do want me to go?
So you do want me to go?
So you've got a safety net for the concrete stuff
So you've got a safety net for the concrete stuff
So, final push.
So, final push.
So, I guess you're wondering why you're here.
So, I guess you're wondering why you're here.
So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's, er...
So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's, er...
So, it's a stepping stone for you?
So, it's a stepping stone for you?
So, realistically, I know there's not much of a chance, but...
So, realistically, I know there's not much of a chance, but...
So, we think round that.
So, we think round that.
So, we'll bring him over.
So, we'll bring him over.
So, what is a politician, Mr Monroe?
So, what is a politician, Mr Monroe?
So, why not be honest?
So, why not be honest?
So?!
So?!
So's YouTube
So's YouTube
Some media students doing a Question Time type thing.
Some media students doing a Question Time type thing.
Some of us weren't affected. I don't know why
Some of us weren't affected. I don't know why
Someone else less real than me,
Someone else less real than me,
Someone's bold? Do I know you?
Someone's bold? Do I know you?
Something's got to change. No one trusts you lot
Something's got to change. No one trusts you lot
Sorry, hang on. That's a very difficult sentence to process.
Sorry, hang on. That's a very difficult sentence to process.
Sorry, I mean, are you a dickhead?
Sorry, I mean, are you a dickhead?
Sorry, I thought you were...
Sorry, I thought you were...
Sorry, I've had a tough day...
Sorry, I've had a tough day...
Sorry?
Sorry?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Big nose. You know.
Sorry. Big nose. You know.
Sorry. I'll only do it again if you ask.
Sorry. I'll only do it again if you ask.
Sorry. Look, you can hear it's starting already.
Sorry. Look, you can hear it's starting already.
Sort of. Shouldn't I have?
Sort of. Shouldn't I have?
Sounds stormin' Norman, fucking stormin'.
Sounds stormin' Norman, fucking stormin'.
Soup all right?
Soup all right?
Soup all right?
Soup all right?
Speak, Waldo.
Speak, Waldo.
Speed up the autocue, please.
Speed up the autocue, please.
Stand there.
Stand there.
Stay back!
Stay back!
Stay down.
Stay down.
Stay down.
Stay down.
Stentonford Labour Party.
Stentonford Labour Party.
Stop fucking crying!
Stop fucking crying!
Stop whingeing.
Stop whingeing.
Stops the synthetic muscle drying out in transit.
Stops the synthetic muscle drying out in transit.
Straight ahead. Keep going through the trees.
Straight ahead. Keep going through the trees.
Successful testing of intelligent synthetic flesh
Successful testing of intelligent synthetic flesh
Suddenly it's walk on in a Ricky Gervais sketch show
Suddenly it's walk on in a Ricky Gervais sketch show
Sure?
Sure?
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Surely this is enough?
Surely this is enough?
Ta da!
Ta da!
Take as many photographs as you can,
Take as many photographs as you can,
Take as many photographs as you want,
Take as many photographs as you want,
Take lots of photographs, run around through the woods, but try and stay safe.
Take lots of photographs, run around through the woods, but try and stay safe.
Takes about 30 minutes...
Takes about 30 minutes...
Tell him, Tams.
Tell him, Tams.
Tell them why you're here.
Tell them why you're here.
Tell them why you're here.
Tell them why you're here.
Tell them why you're here.
Tell them why you're here.
Ten years, you haven't played them once.
Ten years, you haven't played them once.
Terminology tits.
Terminology tits.
Thank you and goodnight.
Thank you and goodnight.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you so much for coming tonight.
Thank you so much for coming tonight.
Thank you, Naomi.
Thank you, Naomi.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. All of our roles are very, very important, yours included.
Thank you. All of our roles are very, very important, yours included.
Thank you. Thank you!
Thank you. Thank you!
Thanks for voting, dickhead!
Thanks for voting, dickhead!
Thanks for voting, dickhead!
Thanks for voting, dickhead!
Thanks, Mum.
Thanks, Mum.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That brought Russia's financial infrastructure to the brink of collapse.
That brought Russia's financial infrastructure to the brink of collapse.
That enjoyed minor success about six years ago,
That enjoyed minor success about six years ago,
That if they recommend it to a friend
That if they recommend it to a friend
That means I'm not driving you down there.
That means I'm not driving you down there.
That position, presumably, being hunched over
That position, presumably, being hunched over
That was my bit.
That was my bit.
That was my sister.
That was my sister.
That your daughter?
That your daughter?
That your daughter?
That your daughter?
That, I can turn on and off pretty much instantly.
That, I can turn on and off pretty much instantly.
That's a bit creepy. What you're doing.
That's a bit creepy. What you're doing.
That's a democracy. That's a... that's an actual democracy.
That's a democracy. That's a... that's an actual democracy.
That's another difficult one, to be honest with you.
That's another difficult one, to be honest with you.
That's completely stupid.
That's completely stupid.
That's how she dealt with stuff.
That's how she dealt with stuff.
That's it, straight ahead.
That's it, straight ahead.
That's it, through here.
That's it, through here.
That's just the sort of thing that he would say.
That's just the sort of thing that he would say.
That's not a good move. It's all blocked up down there.
That's not a good move. It's all blocked up down there.
That's not how that works.
That's not how that works.
That's probably the most important rule of all, OK?
That's probably the most important rule of all, OK?
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
That's the sort of feeble excuse
That's the sort of feeble excuse
That's what you always say.
That's what you always say.
That's what's doing it? That's what's making them act like this?
That's what's doing it? That's what's making them act like this?
That's why yous are on the receiving end, you see. Vulnerable.
That's why yous are on the receiving end, you see. Vulnerable.
That's you is with me.
That's you is with me.
That's, like, nine out of ten people now.
That's, like, nine out of ten people now.
That's...
That's...
The bath.
The bath.
The bear, people like. The fact he's a bear is an assist.
The bear, people like. The fact he's a bear is an assist.
The colourful Waldo launched his own campaign
The colourful Waldo launched his own campaign
The Conservative Party have been, er...
The Conservative Party have been, er...
The couple were caught
The couple were caught
The couple were caught
The couple were caught
The first man to hit him gets 500 quid!
The first man to hit him gets 500 quid!
The good news is he's now free to pursue a full time career
The good news is he's now free to pursue a full time career
The honesty thing works.
The honesty thing works.
The jury was not convinced by Skillane's story,
The jury was not convinced by Skillane's story,
The Labour candidate.
The Labour candidate.
The licence fee is something that's very close to my heart...
The licence fee is something that's very close to my heart...
The majority wins.
The majority wins.
The more it has, the more it's him.
The more it has, the more it's him.
The official advice is...
The official advice is...
The Onlookers sometimes wait in the windows, keeping lookout.
The Onlookers sometimes wait in the windows, keeping lookout.
The part of a corn on the cob
The part of a corn on the cob
The people didn't look real, their voices weren't real.
The people didn't look real, their voices weren't real.
The photos we keep tend to be flattering.
The photos we keep tend to be flattering.
The point is, we get to hang around, we're there for the count.
The point is, we get to hang around, we're there for the count.
The problem is, any guests we book will be in on it.
The problem is, any guests we book will be in on it.
The public mood is now focused on ensuring his accomplice can't do the same.
The public mood is now focused on ensuring his accomplice can't do the same.
The really tiny details are visual 2D.
The really tiny details are visual 2D.
The second one.
The second one.
The signal.
The signal.
The sole clue being her distinctive white teddy bear,
The sole clue being her distinctive white teddy bear,
The surprise is gone.
The surprise is gone.
The town mouse has become the country mouse.
The town mouse has become the country mouse.
The transmitter tower's over there
The transmitter tower's over there
The trial of Victoria Skillane finally concluded today,
The trial of Victoria Skillane finally concluded today,
The TV transmitters, they carry it.
The TV transmitters, they carry it.
The vast majority do vote.
The vast majority do vote.
The verdict guilty.
The verdict guilty.
The video was a hit for a reason.
The video was a hit for a reason.
The video's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by it.
The video's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by it.
The way that your eyes were open, it scared me.
The way that your eyes were open, it scared me.
The way you describe it,
The way you describe it,
The white bear became an enduring symbol in the hunt for Jemima,
The white bear became an enduring symbol in the hunt for Jemima,
The woods
The woods
The world's number one teen idol
The world's number one teen idol
Their Facebook updates, their Tweets, anything public.
Their Facebook updates, their Tweets, anything public.
Their phones, they're dangerous.
Their phones, they're dangerous.
Then let Waldo hit him with debunk stats
Then let Waldo hit him with debunk stats
Then the whole system looks absurd.
Then the whole system looks absurd.
There are Facebook groups calling on Waldo
There are Facebook groups calling on Waldo
There is the Chancellor stuff, you could use that.
There is the Chancellor stuff, you could use that.
There may be an opportunity in South America.
There may be an opportunity in South America.
There was a signal. Like pictures, flashing pictures.
There was a signal. Like pictures, flashing pictures.
There was monkeys all over the car and no one saying anything.
There was monkeys all over the car and no one saying anything.
There was pills.
There was pills.
There were man clothes, you know.
There were man clothes, you know.
There were no tears when you watched him do what he did.
There were no tears when you watched him do what he did.
There you go.
There you go.
There you see, nothing.
There you see, nothing.
There.
There.
There's a door round there.
There's a door round there.
There's a transmitter there.
There's a transmitter there.
There's another level to this available, so to speak.
There's another level to this available, so to speak.
There's more like him on the way.
There's more like him on the way.
There's no history to you.
There's no history to you.
There's no point in attempting to converse with a cartoon.
There's no point in attempting to converse with a cartoon.
There's no point in pretending.
There's no point in pretending.
There's no point in us continuing...
There's no point in us continuing...
There's no record of my sexual response.
There's no record of my sexual response.
There's no substantial basis to what you offer,
There's no substantial basis to what you offer,
There's only one between us and the safe zone and we're going to knock it out.
There's only one between us and the safe zone and we're going to knock it out.
There's only one bowl. Do you mind having yours out of a shoe?
There's only one bowl. Do you mind having yours out of a shoe?
There's something not right about White Bear. I remember now!
There's something not right about White Bear. I remember now!
There's tons of invective in the archive.
There's tons of invective in the archive.
They did something to people. Like,
They did something to people. Like,
They got big milky tits, Mr Monroe!
They got big milky tits, Mr Monroe!
They just appeared on every TV, every computer,
They just appeared on every TV, every computer,
They know that Waldo's a joke,
They know that Waldo's a joke,
They laugh at you, Limbo.
They laugh at you, Limbo.
They like scaring people.
They like scaring people.
They said show you this.
They said show you this.
They seemed normal to begin with,
They seemed normal to begin with,
They want to do a pilot.
They want to do a pilot.
They'll be here any minute. Give me the plan.
They'll be here any minute. Give me the plan.
They'll never find us here.
They'll never find us here.
They'll vote for Waldo.
They'll vote for Waldo.
They're closed now, there's no point calling back,
They're closed now, there's no point calling back,
They're coming! Quick.
They're coming! Quick.
They're coming. Run!
They're coming. Run!
They're not gonna help you. They're gonna watch
They're not gonna help you. They're gonna watch
They're ready for you now
They're ready for you now
They've asked Waldo to join the panel.
They've asked Waldo to join the panel.
They've knocked the transmitters out, it's OK there.
They've knocked the transmitters out, it's OK there.
This guy, whoever this guy is, he's a hero.
This guy, whoever this guy is, he's a hero.
This happened just now?
This happened just now?
This is all experience, to herself get on telly.
This is all experience, to herself get on telly.
This is an opportunity, Jamie.
This is an opportunity, Jamie.
This is just the kind of thing... rather than see you laugh...
This is just the kind of thing... rather than see you laugh...
This is like bloody Moonpig.
This is like bloody Moonpig.
This really doesn't get us anywhere and
This really doesn't get us anywhere and
This way.
This way.
This works?
This works?
This wouldn't ever have happened,
This wouldn't ever have happened,
This. Everything that's going on
This. Everything that's going on
Those batteries are a joke.
Those batteries are a joke.
Thought so.
Thought so.
Through the cameras somehow
Through the cameras somehow
Throw her back to where she came from.
Throw her back to where she came from.
Thy flowery language doth give me a right throbbing bone on!
Thy flowery language doth give me a right throbbing bone on!
To even get close to the figures I'm gonna pull in for you tonight,
To even get close to the figures I'm gonna pull in for you tonight,
To the world of educational children's programming
To the world of educational children's programming
Today, an official mascot for protest voters.
Today, an official mascot for protest voters.
Together with her fiancé lain Rannoch, whose death in custody
Together with her fiancé lain Rannoch, whose death in custody
Told you. No bars.
Told you. No bars.
Told you. No bars.
Told you. No bars.
Tomato or roasted tomato?
Tomato or roasted tomato?
Tomato or roasted tomato?
Tomato or roasted tomato?
Toys out the pram.
Toys out the pram.
Trust me, that day wasn't sweet.
Trust me, that day wasn't sweet.
Turn around!
Turn around!
Twitter, the news... Have you seen the poll?
Twitter, the news... Have you seen the poll?
Uh! Ungh!
Uh! Ungh!
Um, can you please call me as soon as you get this?
Um, can you please call me as soon as you get this?
Um, yeah, yeah, we're making headway.
Um, yeah, yeah, we're making headway.
Um... Starmer. Ash Starmer.
Um... Starmer. Ash Starmer.
Unlike the other candidates, he has no party affiliation.
Unlike the other candidates, he has no party affiliation.
Up you get, come on.
Up you get, come on.
Upstairs.
Upstairs.
Use the camera on your phone.
Use the camera on your phone.
Van's got to be back by two or they'll do us for an extra day.
Van's got to be back by two or they'll do us for an extra day.
Via your new platform...
Via your new platform...
VICTORIA: He's trying to fucking kill me. What's going on?
VICTORIA: He's trying to fucking kill me. What's going on?
Vivi en Madrid tres anos.
Vivi en Madrid tres anos.
Vote for me and keep things shitty.
Vote for me and keep things shitty.
Vote for Monroe or Harris or, I dunno, UKIP,
Vote for Monroe or Harris or, I dunno, UKIP,
Vote Waldo! Vote Waldo!
Vote Waldo! Vote Waldo!
Vote Waldo! Vote Waldo!
Vote Waldo! Vote Waldo!
Vote Waldo.
Vote Waldo.
Wait
Wait
Wait there. Don't move. You're gonna like this.
Wait there. Don't move. You're gonna like this.
Wait, hang on.
Wait, hang on.
Wait!
Wait!
Waldo has got the attention of the young,
Waldo has got the attention of the young,
Waldo is a construct people not just accept but embrace.
Waldo is a construct people not just accept but embrace.
Waldo rrific!
Waldo rrific!
Waldo The Bear.
Waldo The Bear.
Waldo the cartoon bear continues...
Waldo the cartoon bear continues...
Waldo, as a mascot for the disenfranchised,
Waldo, as a mascot for the disenfranchised,
Waldo, Independent.
Waldo, Independent.
Waldo, what do you think?
Waldo, what do you think?
Waldo, who have you had in your cave this week?
Waldo, who have you had in your cave this week?
Waldo.
Waldo.
Waldo's a bear. A blue bear.
Waldo's a bear. A blue bear.
Waldo's not a thing, he's a bear.
Waldo's not a thing, he's a bear.
Waldo's not real.
Waldo's not real.
Waldorific, yeah! Yeah!
Waldorific, yeah! Yeah!
Wanking madly at school kids.
Wanking madly at school kids.
Wanna see it?
Wanna see it?
Want to see how it panned out?
Want to see how it panned out?
Was discovered on a mobile phone in Skillane's possession.
Was discovered on a mobile phone in Skillane's possession.
Was this all you?
Was this all you?
Watch out!
Watch out!
We burn the control room down.
We burn the control room down.
We can build on that.
We can build on that.
We can look into the Brown Knight.
We can look into the Brown Knight.
We can lose the Hunters, OK?
We can lose the Hunters, OK?
We could really do something here.
We could really do something here.
We eat.
We eat.
We either rush him or run, OK?
We either rush him or run, OK?
We get a van with a screen with the image of Waldo on the side.
We get a van with a screen with the image of Waldo on the side.
We have argued for a further reduction in the licence fee...
We have argued for a further reduction in the licence fee...
We have no choice!
We have no choice!
We have to go. Come on.
We have to go. Come on.
We have to run for that opening
We have to run for that opening
We just put Commonly known as on the ballot.
We just put Commonly known as on the ballot.
We just turn up and just get under his skin.
We just turn up and just get under his skin.
We know that you hate politics.
We know that you hate politics.
We like to keep the candidates separate.
We like to keep the candidates separate.
We need to wrap that in paper.
We need to wrap that in paper.
We should get Waldo down there.
We should get Waldo down there.
We should probably just shift before this turns stupid.
We should probably just shift before this turns stupid.
We should try it
We should try it
We talk. There's no one chasing us.
We talk. There's no one chasing us.
We won't win, though.
We won't win, though.
We'd been at hers all weekend
We'd been at hers all weekend
We'd gone to a safari park. First family outing after Jack died.
We'd gone to a safari park. First family outing after Jack died.
We'll be keeping an eye on you, making sure you're all OK.
We'll be keeping an eye on you, making sure you're all OK.
We're all equipped with Tasers,
We're all equipped with Tasers,
We're at the climax of our day
We're at the climax of our day
We're here.
We're here.
We're here. We need to head south of here.
We're here. We need to head south of here.
We're just more honest about it.
We're just more honest about it.
We're on.
We're on.
We're out on the road.
We're out on the road.
We're still way ahead.
We're still way ahead.
We're trying to get her to believe that yous are all mesmerised.
We're trying to get her to believe that yous are all mesmerised.
We've all got iPhones and computers, right?
We've all got iPhones and computers, right?
We've been asked on Consensus.
We've been asked on Consensus.
We've done Monroe.
We've done Monroe.
Weird.
Weird.
Well done, really good.
Well done, really good.
Well I don't know! Not just Bollocks to everything.
Well I don't know! Not just Bollocks to everything.
Well, a politician is someone
Well, a politician is someone
Well, Conor, in my big pink cave this week
Well, Conor, in my big pink cave this week
Well, don't get too excited, I'm not sleeping in it.
Well, don't get too excited, I'm not sleeping in it.
Well, go on then, Sara, whack it up there.
Well, go on then, Sara, whack it up there.
Well, I am young.
Well, I am young.
Well, I'm not sure I know exactly what...
Well, I'm not sure I know exactly what...
Well, it's time to tell you who you are
Well, it's time to tell you who you are
Well, just... try, next time.
Well, just... try, next time.
Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset...
Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset...
Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset...
Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset...
Well, of course I think no...
Well, of course I think no...
Well, thank you, Gwendolyn.
Well, thank you, Gwendolyn.
Well, that's why I said it.
Well, that's why I said it.
Well, today it's Waldo.
Well, today it's Waldo.
Well, Twitter can't get enough of Waldo, loves him.
Well, Twitter can't get enough of Waldo, loves him.
Well, what about tomorrow?
Well, what about tomorrow?
Well, where did we meet, if you know me?
Well, where did we meet, if you know me?
Well, you get to use the Gladwell stuff.
Well, you get to use the Gladwell stuff.
What about me?
What about me?
What about the Brown Knight?
What about the Brown Knight?
What about you?
What about you?
What about your mate Gladwell, the kiddy flasher?
What about your mate Gladwell, the kiddy flasher?
What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you for?
What are you for?
What are you for? What are you for?
What are you for? What are you for?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you? You're just an old attitude with new hair.
What are you? You're just an old attitude with new hair.
What did you do to your wrists?
What did you do to your wrists?
What did your friend say?
What did your friend say?
What do you know about Stentonford and Hersham?
What do you know about Stentonford and Hersham?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What happened?
What happened?
What I'm gonna do here, darling, is just gonna push this straight through your...
What I'm gonna do here, darling, is just gonna push this straight through your...
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it? W What is it? It's just...
What is it? W What is it? It's just...
What is that, a joke?
What is that, a joke?
What is this for? That's what you wanted to know, Mr Monroe.
What is this for? That's what you wanted to know, Mr Monroe.
What is this? Irony?
What is this? Irony?
What name is it in?
What name is it in?
What you want, Miss Tamsin?
What you want, Miss Tamsin?
What, the crap crusader?
What, the crap crusader?
What, when you're sleeping? Um, yeah?
What, when you're sleeping? Um, yeah?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? I...
What? I...
What? N...
What? N...
What? Over there?
What? Over there?
What? You're that thing?
What? You're that thing?
What's happenin'? Ahh!
What's happenin'? Ahh!
What's up?
What's up?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? What happened?
What's wrong? What happened?
Whatever else you need.
Whatever else you need.
When I came down the next morning,
When I came down the next morning,
When I said, "It's not a good move",
When I said, "It's not a good move",
When I said, "It's not a good move",
When I said, "It's not a good move",
When it comes to addiction and addicts, we should sympathise,
When it comes to addiction and addicts, we should sympathise,
When this local guy comes over and says...
When this local guy comes over and says...
When we went to the Grand Canyon, you said it was just a big gap.
When we went to the Grand Canyon, you said it was just a big gap.
When you're done with Stentonford,
When you're done with Stentonford,
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where?
Where?
Where... Where did you learn this?
Where... Where did you learn this?
Where'd you look while they were breastfeeding?
Where'd you look while they were breastfeeding?
Where's "out"?
Where's "out"?
Where's our mark this morning?
Where's our mark this morning?
Where's the toilet?
Where's the toilet?
Which by the way is easier than it looks. Anyone could do it.
Which by the way is easier than it looks. Anyone could do it.
Which is a political stance itself, right?
Which is a political stance itself, right?
Which is actually quite often, he just swears
Which is actually quite often, he just swears
Which is good, you know, obviously,
Which is good, you know, obviously,
Which is why I signed you up.
Which is why I signed you up.
Which it may well be.
Which it may well be.
Which we can provide,
Which we can provide,
Which, presumably, was the idea.
Which, presumably, was the idea.
White Bear.
White Bear.
White Bear. You said, "White Bear."
White Bear. You said, "White Bear."
White Bear...
White Bear...
White Bear's not far from here.
White Bear's not far from here.
Who are they?
Who are they?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is scared to engage, who hides behind a children's cartoon.
Who is scared to engage, who hides behind a children's cartoon.
Who tries to make the world a fairer place.
Who tries to make the world a fairer place.
Who were fantastic.
Who were fantastic.
Who you calling a kiddy toon, fool?
Who you calling a kiddy toon, fool?
Who's been causing an upset in the Stentonford by election.
Who's been causing an upset in the Stentonford by election.
Who's this guy we're meeting?
Who's this guy we're meeting?
Whose mum's in tonight, apparently.
Whose mum's in tonight, apparently.
Why are you doing this to me?
Why are you doing this to me?
Why are you ignoring Waldo?
Why are you ignoring Waldo?
Why are you just standing there taking this?
Why are you just standing there taking this?
Why aren't they helping us? They're just watching...
Why aren't they helping us? They're just watching...
Why do they look like that?
Why do they look like that?
Why do you want to be an MP?
Why do you want to be an MP?
Why don't we get Waldo to stand for the by election?
Why don't we get Waldo to stand for the by election?
Why don't you read it tonight? Alone.
Why don't you read it tonight? Alone.
Why is it going off left again?
Why is it going off left again?
Why not?
Why not?
Why would I want to do this?
Why would I want to do this?
Why you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?
Why you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?
Why you're here.
Why you're here.
Why?
Why?
Why? I mean why?
Why? I mean why?
With a 15 year old girl.
With a 15 year old girl.
With animated trivialities like him?
With animated trivialities like him?
With respect, Waldo's more than you.
With respect, Waldo's more than you.
WOMAN: Do you have a customer reference number?
WOMAN: Do you have a customer reference number?
WOMAN: Jemima..
WOMAN: Jemima..
WOMAN: Murderer!
WOMAN: Murderer!
Would that explain it?
Would that explain it?
Would you like me to have sex with you?
Would you like me to have sex with you?
Would you like me to put some food on?
Would you like me to put some food on?
Yeah good. I hope he does. I hope he points a camera at it.
Yeah good. I hope he does. I hope he points a camera at it.
Yeah, and you were looking in a guidebook, trying to figure out
Yeah, and you were looking in a guidebook, trying to figure out
Yeah, cos you're all just front, like him, sly and pretending,
Yeah, cos you're all just front, like him, sly and pretending,
Yeah, ditto,
Yeah, ditto,
Yeah, great.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, I bet you do. Lay money on it.
Yeah, I bet you do. Lay money on it.
Yeah, I kept the sound of that. Here, listen.
Yeah, I kept the sound of that. Here, listen.
Yeah, I remember the roaming charges.
Yeah, I remember the roaming charges.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I'm down in that wood spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm down in that wood spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine. It's fine.
Yeah, I'm fine. It's fine.
Yeah, is kind of wack a doo,
Yeah, is kind of wack a doo,
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, just like what Teddy does.
Yeah, just like what Teddy does.
Yeah, listen. Waldo may be the perfect political figurehead.
Yeah, listen. Waldo may be the perfect political figurehead.
Yeah, that's right. Knock him down. Knock him down.
Yeah, that's right. Knock him down. Knock him down.
Yeah, we pull up and we get out.
Yeah, we pull up and we get out.
Yeah, well, at least he doesn't pretend to.
Yeah, well, at least he doesn't pretend to.
Yeah, well, he's a glass of water.
Yeah, well, he's a glass of water.
Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting you to be there, was I?
Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting you to be there, was I?
Yeah, well, shut up and cop a load of this.
Yeah, well, shut up and cop a load of this.
Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you?
Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you?
Yeah, well. It's dick jokes at his expense basically.
Yeah, well. It's dick jokes at his expense basically.
Yeah, well... Never was much of a looker, was I?
Yeah, well... Never was much of a looker, was I?
Yeah, written for my show.
Yeah, written for my show.
Yeah, yeah I do actually.
Yeah, yeah I do actually.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you two have got more than most, I'd say.
Yeah, you two have got more than most, I'd say.
Yeah, you were, you upset me.
Yeah, you were, you upset me.
Yeah, you. Ask Mr. Monroe why he's ignoring me.
Yeah, you. Ask Mr. Monroe why he's ignoring me.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, how does that sound?
Yeah. I mean, how does that sound?
Yeah. I was going to talk to you about that, actually.
Yeah. I was going to talk to you about that, actually.
Yeah. It looks politicsy.
Yeah. It looks politicsy.
Yeah. Liam Monroe has lodged a complaint.
Yeah. Liam Monroe has lodged a complaint.
Yeah. Sounds good.
Yeah. Sounds good.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just... I just... I had a bad one earlier.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just... I just... I had a bad one earlier.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just... I just... I had a bad one earlier.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just... I just... I had a bad one earlier.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yes, commander.
Yes, commander.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You already know he's not real, so no personal flaws.
You already know he's not real, so no personal flaws.
You always said that I looked weird when I cried.
You always said that I looked weird when I cried.
You are 12!
You are 12!
You are an image voiced by a comedian
You are an image voiced by a comedian
You are everywhere, my son.
You are everywhere, my son.
You can do politics.
You can do politics.
You can eat it if you like. It's non toxic.
You can eat it if you like. It's non toxic.
You can unlock new stuff like catchphrases and a little hat 'n' that.
You can unlock new stuff like catchphrases and a little hat 'n' that.
You can use your camera zoom.
You can use your camera zoom.
You can't avoid it.
You can't avoid it.
You click the link and you talk to it.
You click the link and you talk to it.
You could at least breathe, OK?
You could at least breathe, OK?
You could roll this out worldwide.
You could roll this out worldwide.
You could've left me some clothes.
You could've left me some clothes.
You deserve whatever you want.
You deserve whatever you want.
You do not like How Deep Is Your Love!
You do not like How Deep Is Your Love!
You don't have to worry about breaking me.
You don't have to worry about breaking me.
You don't know what pussy is?
You don't know what pussy is?
You don't need to be interested in them.
You don't need to be interested in them.
You filmed what he did.
You filmed what he did.
You give it someone's name.
You give it someone's name.
You go and get him, I'll explain about...
You go and get him, I'll explain about...
You got a global political entertainment product
You got a global political entertainment product
You guys are so British.
You guys are so British.
You have to hold it together and do what I say or you'll get us both killed.
You have to hold it together and do what I say or you'll get us both killed.
You have to!
You have to!
You just need to be Waldo.
You just need to be Waldo.
You keep vanishing. Down there.
You keep vanishing. Down there.
You knew him for 20 years, did you not know what he was like?
You knew him for 20 years, did you not know what he was like?
You know her.
You know her.
You know something's wrong, cos why else are they doing it?
You know something's wrong, cos why else are they doing it?
You know that's Gwendolyn Harris?
You know that's Gwendolyn Harris?
You know you're gonna get your
You know you're gonna get your
You know you're on Monroe turf when they live so far apart.
You know you're on Monroe turf when they live so far apart.
You know, all those twats, it's punk, it's... it's...
You know, all those twats, it's punk, it's... it's...
You know, everyone's pissed with the status quo.
You know, everyone's pissed with the status quo.
You know, serious drug use is a criminal offence, that is
You know, serious drug use is a criminal offence, that is
You laugh, you're laughing at someone who won't engage.
You laugh, you're laughing at someone who won't engage.
You look less human than I do
You look less human than I do
You look well.
You look well.
You made Waldo sad.
You made Waldo sad.
You might've noticed that's what they do.
You might've noticed that's what they do.
You must be getting old.
You must be getting old.
You nearly killed us back there.
You nearly killed us back there.
You need to sort yourself out.
You need to sort yourself out.
You overtook that Lib Dem prick...
You overtook that Lib Dem prick...
You own Waldo, you can't be Waldo.
You own Waldo, you can't be Waldo.
You ready?
You ready?
You really don't know?
You really don't know?
You really shouldn't be calling me any more.
You really shouldn't be calling me any more.
You remembered the woods, too. Sorry if I don't trust your hunches.
You remembered the woods, too. Sorry if I don't trust your hunches.
You remind everyone that's got the app
You remind everyone that's got the app
You shot it.
You shot it.
You should enjoy this.
You should enjoy this.
You should throw stuff at Waldo, he's bad bloody news.
You should throw stuff at Waldo, he's bad bloody news.
You sound just like him.
You sound just like him.
You speak about me like I'm not here.
You speak about me like I'm not here.
You started out too coarse off the bat.
You started out too coarse off the bat.
You talk to it?
You talk to it?
You then give it access to his private e mails.
You then give it access to his private e mails.
You think you deserve respect.
You think you deserve respect.
You told me this was a famous lover's leap.
You told me this was a famous lover's leap.
You type messages in, like an e mail,
You type messages in, like an e mail,
You want something to look at?
You want something to look at?
You were good like that.
You were good like that.
You were in a sketch troupe
You were in a sketch troupe
You were overly proud of that definition.
You were overly proud of that definition.
You were probably matching that heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that.
You were probably matching that heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that.
You were.
You were.
You weren't answering calls.
You weren't answering calls.
You weren't ever really impressed with views.
You weren't ever really impressed with views.
You won't win either,
You won't win either,
You. Here, put this on.
You. Here, put this on.
You'd have to fuck a prawn sandwich live on air.
You'd have to fuck a prawn sandwich live on air.
You'd prefer if I closed them?
You'd prefer if I closed them?
You'll know the answer.
You'll know the answer.
You'll piss all over Crane.
You'll piss all over Crane.
You're a joke.
You're a joke.
You're amazing?
You're amazing?
You're amazing.
You're amazing.
You're an app now, my brother.
You're an app now, my brother.
You're angry, for someone who's doing well.
You're angry, for someone who's doing well.
You're doing wonders for my self esteem here.
You're doing wonders for my self esteem here.
You're good at that!
You're good at that!
You're her eyes now, all right?
You're her eyes now, all right?
You're in third place, mate.
You're in third place, mate.
You're instinctively like, Brrrr uncanny, right?
You're instinctively like, Brrrr uncanny, right?
You're just a few ripples of you.
You're just a few ripples of you.
You're just a performance of stuff that he performed without thinking,
You're just a performance of stuff that he performed without thinking,
You're just working yourself up, imagining the worst possible thing,
You're just working yourself up, imagining the worst possible thing,
You're not crying, are you?
You're not crying, are you?
You're not enough of him! You are nothing! You're nothing.
You're not enough of him! You are nothing! You're nothing.
You're not going to win though.
You're not going to win though.
You're not going to win, you know you're not going to win...
You're not going to win, you know you're not going to win...
You're right. Strong Tory.
You're right. Strong Tory.
You're snooty for a glorified Punch And Judy man, Phil.
You're snooty for a glorified Punch And Judy man, Phil.
You're so smooth. How are you so smooth?
You're so smooth. How are you so smooth?
You're so soft.
You're so soft.
You're such a dick.
You're such a dick.
You're such a dick.
You're such a dick.
You're the comic relief, lighten up.
You're the comic relief, lighten up.
You're too frightened to take to the next level.
You're too frightened to take to the next level.
You're very fragile.
You're very fragile.
You've got pores and lines...
You've got pores and lines...
You've had a bad day, but this will wipe it clean.
You've had a bad day, but this will wipe it clean.
You've looked better.
You've looked better.
Your fiancé, lain Rannoch.
Your fiancé, lain Rannoch.
Your hand's on my tit.
Your hand's on my tit.
Your mate's fucked off. You're in double trouble now, missus.
Your mate's fucked off. You're in double trouble now, missus.
Your safe place is in the woods.
Your safe place is in the woods.
2,449.
2,449.
11,237.
11,237.
16,784.
16,784.
19,161.
19,161.
500 quid to anyone who can lob a shoe!
500 quid to anyone who can lob a shoe!
(CAR APPROACHING) Shit.
(CAR APPROACHING) Shit.
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) (CAMERA CLICKS)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) (CAMERA CLICKS)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) (SCREAMING)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) (SCREAMING)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) Come on.
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) Come on.
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) No!
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) No!
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) Put it on. Backwards,
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK) Put it on. Backwards,
(GASPS) You're famous.
(GASPS) You're famous.
(GUNSHOT) (SCREAMS)
(GUNSHOT) (SCREAMS)
(GUNSHOT) Oh, my God!
(GUNSHOT) Oh, my God!
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) Stop it! (GROWLS IRRITABLY)
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) Stop it! (GROWLS IRRITABLY)
(POP MUSIC) (MIXER WHIRRS)
(POP MUSIC) (MIXER WHIRRS)
(SCREAMS AND GASPS) (ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(SCREAMS AND GASPS) (ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(SCREAMS) (AUDIENCE JEERS)
(SCREAMS) (AUDIENCE JEERS)
(SCREAMS) (ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(SCREAMS) (ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(SCREAMS) (GUN COCKS)
(SCREAMS) (GUN COCKS)
(SCREAMS) I can't! I can't do it! Get it.
(SCREAMS) I can't! I can't do it! Get it.
(WHIMPERS) Shh!
(WHIMPERS) Shh!
# Far from you... # I will crash this van. I will.
# Far from you... # I will crash this van. I will.
# In the pouring rain... # You're such a dick.
# In the pouring rain... # You're such a dick.
Ah! It's not so funny now, is it?
Ah! It's not so funny now, is it?
All right. OK. All right.
All right. OK. All right.
and it's meant to be back by two, so... (HANGS UP)
and it's meant to be back by two, so... (HANGS UP)
anything with a screen. Argh!
anything with a screen. Argh!
Damien! Oh, my...!
Damien! Oh, my...!
Do you recognise him? Uh... Yeah
Do you recognise him? Uh... Yeah
Do you want a cup of coffee? Yeah.
Do you want a cup of coffee? Yeah.
Do you want me to? No, it's all right.
Do you want me to? No, it's all right.
Doesn't matter. Or funny, which is almost worse.
Doesn't matter. Or funny, which is almost worse.
Don't go out there. What's your problem?
Don't go out there. What's your problem?
Don't worry about it. That's your name, isn't it?
Don't worry about it. That's your name, isn't it?
Easy pickings
Easy pickings
Elsewhere... Ash.
Elsewhere... Ash.
Fight me. I don't do that.
Fight me. I don't do that.
has been hailed as a major breakthrough. Hon?
has been hailed as a major breakthrough. Hon?
He was a heavy user, he'd be perfect. Please shut up.
He was a heavy user, he'd be perfect. Please shut up.
Help me! Help me! (WHIRRING)
Help me! Help me! (WHIRRING)
Hey. Hey!
Hey. Hey!
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
How? Do we hack into it, or something? We don't hack anything
How? Do we hack into it, or something? We don't hack anything
I can't answer serious questions... No one wants you to!
I can't answer serious questions... No one wants you to!
I don't even know who I am. You must know something.
I don't even know who I am. You must know something.
I have to go in a minute. Oh, don't leave me here with it!
I have to go in a minute. Oh, don't leave me here with it!
I love you. Love you too.
I love you. Love you too.
I'll just sign you up... (SCREAMING) Shut up!
I'll just sign you up... (SCREAMING) Shut up!
I'm going to come and see you. No. No, don't.
I'm going to come and see you. No. No, don't.
I've got to go, I've got a deadline. Are you sure?
I've got to go, I've got a deadline. Are you sure?
If we can knock it out... I don't think you understand.
If we can knock it out... I don't think you understand.
It's been... Or messages.
It's been... Or messages.
It's so clever. It's... sick. It's sick!
It's so clever. It's... sick. It's sick!
Just gonna come and hang out for a bit. OK. I wasn't doing anything.
Just gonna come and hang out for a bit. OK. I wasn't doing anything.
Mar? Get the bath ready. Yeah.
Mar? Get the bath ready. Yeah.
Morning. Morning.
Morning. Morning.
Mystic Meg. And then what happens?
Mystic Meg. And then what happens?
No, it's OK, really, I'm... Mar, you're upset.
No, it's OK, really, I'm... Mar, you're upset.
No, they'll see us! If they're busy with him
No, they'll see us! If they're busy with him
Oh, no. Coffee,
Oh, no. Coffee,
Oh! (GUNSHOT)
Oh! (GUNSHOT)
Oh! (WHIRRING)
Oh! (WHIRRING)
Please shut up. You won't have to do anything,
Please shut up. You won't have to do anything,
sandwich? I said no.
sandwich? I said no.
She's confused. She's not in a good way. Yeah, I'll say.
She's confused. She's not in a good way. Yeah, I'll say.
Shit! Jesus!
Shit! Jesus!
Should I stop? No! No, it's really good.
Should I stop? No! No, it's really good.
So... (GASPS)
So... (GASPS)
Sorry. It's OK.
Sorry. It's OK.
Stay back. (WHIRRING)
Stay back. (WHIRRING)
Stop you drinking? Yeah.
Stop you drinking? Yeah.
This better not be naturism. Yeah, in your dreams.
This better not be naturism. Yeah, in your dreams.
This is mad, this is just mad. Look!
This is mad, this is just mad. Look!
Um, small change to the intro. What?
Um, small change to the intro. What?
We have to get out of here. No, I want to talk to him.
We have to get out of here. No, I want to talk to him.
Well, if you're absolutely... Bye, Nay.
Well, if you're absolutely... Bye, Nay.
What happens if we can't shut it down? We can.
What happens if we can't shut it down? We can.
What is this? Hang on, I'll find out.
What is this? Hang on, I'll find out.
What was that for? Just checking you're still solid.
What was that for? Just checking you're still solid.
What were you doing? Nothing.
What were you doing? Nothing.
What? Now!
What? Now!
What? Sorry. There were...
What? Sorry. There were...
What? We need another slice.
What? We need another slice.
What? White Bear,
What? White Bear,
What's this, a block of gold? I wish.
What's this, a block of gold? I wish.
What's wrong? He had a mole there.
What's wrong? He had a mole there.
Where the fuck have you been? What?
Where the fuck have you been? What?
Where's it going, upstairs? Yeah, please.
Where's it going, upstairs? Yeah, please.
Where's your activation point? At the risk of blowing your mind...
Where's your activation point? At the risk of blowing your mind...
Whoo ha! Oh, yeah! You've got to stop him! Please!
Whoo ha! Oh, yeah! You've got to stop him! Please!
Why does it... Because the...
Why does it... Because the...
Would you like to have a look at it? Oh, God. Thank you.
Would you like to have a look at it? Oh, God. Thank you.
Yeah. Come here.
Yeah. Come here.
You can
You can
You don't know that! There's a keypad.
You don't know that! There's a keypad.
You don't. I do.
You don't. I do.
You just stay with me. OK? OK.
You just stay with me. OK? OK.
you know, what's? Yeah. Work's been mad, it's been...
you know, what's? Yeah. Work's been mad, it's been...
You, get down. (CRIES OUT)
You, get down. (CRIES OUT)
..
..
... how am I sounding?
... how am I sounding?
... made it together, so that my two friends...
... made it together, so that my two friends...
...for it to fully do the business.
...for it to fully do the business.
...how old the girl wasn't.
...how old the girl wasn't.
...it's where I was activated.
...it's where I was activated.
...pick the car up alone...
...pick the car up alone...
...really busy. I've just been a bit like Oh, shit,
...really busy. I've just been a bit like Oh, shit,
...that's just...
...that's just...
...Waldo the bear left Monroe in stunned silence.
...Waldo the bear left Monroe in stunned silence.
...why don't we watch some in flight entertainment?
...why don't we watch some in flight entertainment?
..But your party leader
..But your party leader
..If we can't have anything resembling a deba...
..If we can't have anything resembling a deba...
..Like this place is the
..Like this place is the
'Abba believed in angels. R Kelly believed he could fly...'
'Abba believed in angels. R Kelly believed he could fly...'
'and Michael Jackson believed that his doctor was qualified...'
'and Michael Jackson believed that his doctor was qualified...'
'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,
'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,
'Anyway, the bad news is he's resigned in disgrace.'
'Anyway, the bad news is he's resigned in disgrace.'
'Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously.
'Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously.
'He's with a mum and baby group.'
'He's with a mum and baby group.'
'Honestly, all I'm saying...'
'Honestly, all I'm saying...'
'in just three days, Waldo has gone viral.
'in just three days, Waldo has gone viral.
'it's clearly tapped a nerve.
'it's clearly tapped a nerve.
'Jack?'
'Jack?'
'No one takes you seriously.'
'No one takes you seriously.'
'No, all I'm saying is he's a terrific guy...'
'No, all I'm saying is he's a terrific guy...'
'Now, he comes across...'
'Now, he comes across...'
'R Kelly believed he could fly,
'R Kelly believed he could fly,
'Thank you so much for joining me this morning.'
'Thank you so much for joining me this morning.'
'The video of his clash
'The video of his clash
'to form a national party.'
'to form a national party.'
'You look less human than I do
'You look less human than I do
'You're a joke.
'You're a joke.
'You're just an old attitude with new hair.
'You're just an old attitude with new hair.
"a uniquely wicked and poisonous individual".
"a uniquely wicked and poisonous individual".
"You actively revelled in her anguish," he said,
"You actively revelled in her anguish," he said,
"You were an enthusiastic spectator to Jemima's suffering.
"You were an enthusiastic spectator to Jemima's suffering.
(# HEATWAVE: Boogie Nights)
(# HEATWAVE: Boogie Nights)
(# THE BEE GEES: How Deep Is Your Love)
(# THE BEE GEES: How Deep Is Your Love)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ANGUISHED SCREAMS)
(ANGUISHED SCREAMS)
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUES)
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUES)
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE CHATTERS)
(AUDIENCE CHATTERS)
(AUDIENCE JEERS AND SHOUTS)
(AUDIENCE JEERS AND SHOUTS)
(AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT)
(AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT)
(AUDIO BREAKS UP) Don't switch the bathroom light on.
(AUDIO BREAKS UP) Don't switch the bathroom light on.
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BIRD CAWING)
(BIRD CAWING)
(BLEEP)
(BLEEP)
(BOTH SINGING) # I don't want nobody, baby
(BOTH SINGING) # I don't want nobody, baby
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERAS CLICK)
(CAMERAS CLICK)
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
(CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE)
(CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE)
(CHATTER)
(CHATTER)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING AND JEERING)
(CHEERING AND JEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLANKING)
(CLANKING)
(CRACKING)
(CRACKING)
(CRACKING)
(CRACKING)
(DAMIEN SCREAMS)
(DAMIEN SCREAMS)
(DISTANT DRONING)
(DISTANT DRONING)
(DISTORTED CARNIVAL MUSIC)
(DISTORTED CARNIVAL MUSIC)
(DISTORTED VOICE) A picnic with my two best friends.
(DISTORTED VOICE) A picnic with my two best friends.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE)
(DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE)
(DRILL WHIRRS)
(DRILL WHIRRS)
(DRONING STOPS)
(DRONING STOPS)
(DRONING STOPS)
(DRONING STOPS)
(ECHOING) Lie down for me, darling. Go on. It's a game
(ECHOING) Lie down for me, darling. Go on. It's a game
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRICAL FEEDBACK)
(ELECTRONIC CHIRP)
(ELECTRONIC CHIRP)
(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
(ELECTRONIC FIZZLING)
(ELECTRONIC FIZZLING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ENGINE APPROACHING)
(ENGINE APPROACHING)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(EXHALES SOFTLY)
(EXHALES SOFTLY)
(FLATLINE TONE)
(FLATLINE TONE)
(FLATLINE TONE)
(FLATLINE TONE)
(FRENCH ACCENT) Oh, my wife knows exactly what to do,
(FRENCH ACCENT) Oh, my wife knows exactly what to do,
(GARBLED MIX OF SNIPPETS OF ASH'S VOICE)
(GARBLED MIX OF SNIPPETS OF ASH'S VOICE)
(GASPS AND PANTS)
(GASPS AND PANTS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Ow!
(GASPS) Ow!
(GLASS SMASHES)
(GLASS SMASHES)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(HIGH SPEED BABBLING)
(HIGH SPEED BABBLING)
(HYPERVENTILATING)
(HYPERVENTILATING)
(INHALES, EXHALES HEAVILY)
(INHALES, EXHALES HEAVILY)
(JEERING STOPS)
(JEERING STOPS)
(LAUGHING AND JEERING)
(LAUGHING AND JEERING)
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
(LAUGHS HOPELESSLY)
(LAUGHS HOPELESSLY)
(LAUGHS) Yeah, you were.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, you were.
(MOANS GENTLY)
(MOANS GENTLY)
(MORE MACHINES BEEPING)
(MORE MACHINES BEEPING)
(MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS)
(MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS)
(OBJECT HITS WINDOW)
(OBJECT HITS WINDOW)
(PANTING AND SOBBING)
(PANTING AND SOBBING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING) OK... OK... OK... OK... OK...
(PANTING) OK... OK... OK... OK... OK...
(PANTS HEAVILY)
(PANTS HEAVILY)
(PANTS)
(PANTS)
(PHONE LINE CRACKLES) Let it brew.
(PHONE LINE CRACKLES) Let it brew.
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE VIBRATES)
(PHONE VIBRATES)
(POLICE RADIO IN BACKGROUND)
(POLICE RADIO IN BACKGROUND)
(RAPID ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
(RAPID ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
(RETCHES)
(RETCHES)
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS) No!
(SCREAMS) No!
(SEAGULLS SQUAWK)
(SEAGULLS SQUAWK)
(SHE GASPS AND GROANS)
(SHE GASPS AND GROANS)
(SHE WHIMPERS)
(SHE WHIMPERS)
(SHOUTING AND CHEERING CONTINUES)
(SHOUTING AND CHEERING CONTINUES)
(SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
(SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
(SHOUTING AND JEERING)
(SHOUTING AND JEERING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING) No!
(SHOUTING) No!
(SHOUTS) How do you like it?!
(SHOUTS) How do you like it?!
(SHOWER RUNNING)
(SHOWER RUNNING)
(SHRIEKS)
(SHRIEKS)
(SHRIEKS)
(SHRIEKS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) I'll drive all the way there...
(SIGHS) I'll drive all the way there...
(SNIFFLES) Sorry.
(SNIFFLES) Sorry.
(SNIFFS)
(SNIFFS)
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBS AND PANTS)
(SOBS AND PANTS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS) Help me...
(SOBS) Help me...
(SOBS) I'm sorr...
(SOBS) I'm sorr...
(SOBS) Please...
(SOBS) Please...
(SPLASHING AND BUBBLING)
(SPLASHING AND BUBBLING)
(THUMPING FROM INSIDE BATH)
(THUMPING FROM INSIDE BATH)
(THUMPING)
(THUMPING)
(TINNY MUSIC)
(TINNY MUSIC)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(UNZIPPING)
(UNZIPPING)
(WAILS)
(WAILS)
(WAILS)
(WAILS)
(WATER RUNS)
(WATER RUNS)
(WEAK LAUGH)
(WEAK LAUGH)
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHISPERS) Fuck!
(WHISPERS) Fuck!
(WHISPERS) Hello?
(WHISPERS) Hello?
(WHISPERS) I don't know.
(WHISPERS) I don't know.
(WHISPERS) What?
(WHISPERS) What?
(WHISTLES A TUNE)
(WHISTLES A TUNE)
(WHISTLES)
(WHISTLES)
(WILD CHEERING)
(WILD CHEERING)
(WIND BLOWS)
(WIND BLOWS)
(WIND BLOWS)
(WIND BLOWS)
(WIND WHISTLES)
(WIND WHISTLES)
(WOLF WHIS TLE)
(WOLF WHIS TLE)
# And it's all right
# And it's all right
# Doo ba doo ba do... #
# Doo ba doo ba do... #
# I feel you touch me
# I feel you touch me
# I feel you touch me... #
# I feel you touch me... #
# I know your eyes in the morning sun
# I know your eyes in the morning sun
# I know your eyes in the morning sun
# I know your eyes in the morning sun
# I know your eyes in the morning sun
# I know your eyes in the morning sun
# I love you... #
# I love you... #
# If I can't have you
# If I can't have you
# If I can't have you I don't want nobody, baby
# If I can't have you I don't want nobody, baby
# If I can't have you, oh oh oh, oh! #
# If I can't have you, oh oh oh, oh! #
# It's coming on
# It's coming on
# Oh oh oh, oh!
# Oh oh oh, oh!
# We got to get right back to where we started... #
# We got to get right back to where we started... #
#... And the moment that I wander
#... And the moment that I wander

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