Black Mirror: Metalhead Edit

A very long time.

Ah, come on.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahh!

All right?

An equal one?

And all of you.

And can you tell Ali that I'm sorry too?

And I'm figuring it can lock onto this signal,

And, Graham, I love you.

Anyone?

Argh!

Bye, now.

Car keys, car keys, car keys. Car keys.

Car keys.

Clarke! Go!

Come in?

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Come on. Yes.

Course I'm not sure.

Everybody else's assholes all day long.

Five minutes, max.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck you, you... Fuck!

Fucker!

Gah!

Get him something that might help.

Go. Go.

He's got, what, days?

Hello?

I can give it a go. You're not gonna be long?

I can't hear you. You're not clear.

I don't know...

I hope you can look after him.

I know he's in pain.

I know how dear it was to him.

I mean, he's dying anyway.

I mean, it's not like it's gonna save him.

I promised my sister we'd help him.

I'm gonna have to find somewhere overnight to hide out, I...

I'm gonna have to switch off now. I'll try and make it back.

I've always loved you all.

I've lost the dog for now, but my guess is it's still operational.

If I don't make it back...

If there is anyone there...

If you can hear me, it's Bella.

If you hear anything, yeah, don't fuck about, yeah?

Is there anyone there?

It got Tony and Clarke.

It's undignified.

It's, um... It stuck me with a tracker, but I managed to get it out.

Just I love him.

Just tear straight off.

Keys, keys, keys. Come on.

Listen, if you can hear me, just whistle. Don't say anything.

Maybe you can hear me?

No, please!

No!

Nose, snout.

Oh, come on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fucking hell.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

OK, OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

One.

Open one of those for us.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

Pick up. Please, fucking pick up.

Please would you pass that on?

Please, no! Fuck, no! No, please!

Please!

Plus there'll be other stuff in there. Batteries.

Quick.

Say I'm sorry to Ali and that she should give Jack a kiss from me.

She said that we were mad to bother and she was right.

Shh!

Shit, shit, shit.

Shit.

Six, five, four,

So I'm gonna have to go dark.

So it would be your snout the same height as your asshole.

So they're gone. I'm... I'm sorry.

So what do you reckon?

Stay still.

That'll do for me.

That'll do for me.

The pigs have all gone.

They're the only things left.

This is just to say that I'm not coming back.

This is mental, this is.

Three, two, one.

Three...

Two, one.

Two...

Undignified?

Used to be full of pigs, that.

Walking about with your nose the same height as your asshole.

We all promised her.

We all tried.

We didn't see it. We don't know how long it had been in there.

We found a dog at the warehouse.

We... We just wanted to help her with Jack.

Welcome back.

Well, he is.

Well, if it's what's in there makes those days easier...

Will you pass a message to Graham?

Yeah, take a good look, mate.

Yeah, that and pig shit.

Yes or no?

Yes.

You can't do it.

You can't do it.

You know you're the only one who can stand these things?

You sure it's gonna be in there?

You'll be waiting a long time.

Your arm's fucked, so you can't climb the tree.

1,000...

1,000...

95 DY42.

95 DY42.

993, 992...

998,

998...

999,

999...

999...

All sorts. OK. OK.

Dogs took care of them. Don't think I could hack being a pig.

I don't think you could either. What's so bad about being a pig?

Leave the keys in the ignition. I'm ahead of you there.

... four, three,

... nine, eight, seven,

... three, two, one.

♪ Lays me down... ♪

♪ On her ship tied to the mast ♪

♪ Takes both my hands ♪