Documentary Now! - Season 1 Edit

A car approached the young man.

A carwash sign spinner

A dog chased him up it,

A few years ago, it struck me

A gray ford jabroni and a license plate that said

A group breaking up right in front of you.

A lot of things in this city,

A man robbie's height, wearing a mask,

A panera bread corporation.

A part of this town as you or I.

A policeman, or should I say a policewoman

A prescription never calls for a handful of pills.

A small town in iceland holds a festival

A tommy gun

A town, a gangster, a festival.

About just getting dark.

About al capone?

About how the blue jean committee

About telling my story in court,

About that night in san antonio."

About the blue jean committee

About where the name comes from,

About who could get the most death penalties that year.

Actually did have a ford jabroni.

After a terrible divorce.

After Catalina my phones are just ringing off the hook.

After ten years, I know more about al capone

After three weeks, finally something is happening?

Ah, be gangstery like.

Ah, please give a very warm welcome to

Ah, this is

Ah, you need one. [chuckles]

Ah! Nice.

Aha.

Al capone!

Al capone's drink of choice.

Album cover, they look so happy together.

Album of the year.

Alcatraz.

Alfred, I think your brother's afraid of the dark.

Alfred, no!

Alfred, that's it. We got enough, right?

All at the same time.

All excited.

All of our years are important, but we are at crisis.

All recorded because some chicago knuckleheads

All right, good work, everybody. These are the finalists.

All right, hang on a second.

All right, let's that's

All right, this next song is called "catalina breeze

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Hey.

All right. That's enough.

All three entrants!

Almost killed me and the girl I was banging at the time.

Alvin izoff had been coming into chicago.

Am I at the right place?

And and be the sausage man who I am,

And and the fact that they came all the way from the capital

And and we were backstage, you know.

And 30 minutes later,

And all I want to do is sing along.

And all this... Stuff.

And apparently you guys are interested in talking to me

And arpeggios.

And ask yourself: Is it possible I saw a chevy boca raton?"

And beach balls and, you know, stuff like that,

And do the whole show.

And don, god bless him, he closed his eyes

And don't even get invited to the party.

And dropping the creamsicle.

And every single was great.

And for some reason, he got it into his head

And friendly service.

And gene just wouldn't stop.

And gene was happy and...

And going, you know, "holy shit.

And he had a shirt on, the kind of shirt you buy on vacation.

And he had a shirt on, the kind of shirt you buy on vacation.

And he handed me a piece of paper

And he loved me.

And he said, "be a friend; do the right thing."

And he said, "I'll only tell you if you wear a sign

And he said, "I'm gonna make you a star

And he said, "it's technically possible,"

And he says, "hey, you're in my group now."

And he says, "pick that gun up."

And he says, "who's asking?"

And he says, "you know, you better sign the statement."

And he says, "you're gonna sign it

And he says, "you're gonna sign it."

And he says, uh, "california.

And he sits down, and he says, "hi, my name's robbie."

And he tried to wrestle him to the ground.

And he turned out to be more of a kind of crooked ceo

And he would eat each chocolate

And he... and he feigned interest.

And he's singing all these ootsie tootsie songs

And here and the cigar, and maybe I win.

And his family was penniless.

And his support.

And I I just remember as a young journalist, seeing this,

And I came in,

And I came in, they said,

And I could use the company,

And I go, "I'm your next star.

And I just didn't want to turn my back

And I just stood up and screamed,

And I made an appointment.

And I mean, that's, uh, very moving,

And I pick it up, and he said,

And I put it on my favorite track,

And I really don't care if I ever see Barry again

And I said right there, I said,

And I said, "all right."

And I said, "I'm gonna write a note to the manager," and I did.

And I said, "I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor

And I said, "well, I don't have any money;

And I said, uh, "I don't want to, you know, partake

And I say, "tell me what happened."

And I see this guy;

And I start laughing.

And I think, uh, that I would like

And I thought we got him.

And I thought,

And I thought, "uh oh.

And I thought, "well, luckily, I legally own the name

And I thought, "well, you know, I'm gonna help this guy out."

And I was blown away.

And I was going, "okay, man, these guys,

And I was so mad about that, so, you know, I

And I work in the music industry.

And I wrap them around my head.

And I'd play for everybody,

And I'd play, uh, "glad all over"

And I'm certainly not mad at clark.

And I'm doing the act out, and he starts laughing,

And I'm from chicago, illinois.

And I'm like, "what?"

And I'm very, very, uh,

And I've been carrying you too long, mother[bleep].

And if I want, I can make it a cape.

And if you were at the eau claire show,

And if your memory's confused,

And in between the guitar and the and the toaster,

And it did.

And it is really in conflict with their actual relationship,

And it says that I killed a man.

And it was it was a really good night.

And it was a total dead end.

And it was winter, and so it took us,

And it wasn't until 1986 that I was lucky enough

And it's all just american music in the end

And it's gonna explode,

And it's very, uh, very thankful for every moment

And it's, uh...

And just get that blend for us.

And kind of comment on what each filling was.

And made dozens of hit records

And maybe that means she stopped

And most of the publishing rights."

And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!

And my dad worked on the line.

And neeloofar pays his taxes, so he's just as much

And neeloofar shirazi!

And no one knows where Barry is.

And not, you know, love each other.

And now I guess I'm here and it's all real.

And now it's a what do you call it

And our look and everything.

And people were going nuts over the album,

And put it back in his case, close the case,

And put it back in his pocket.

And remember when you

And ride the sign like a rocket.

And robbie, the passenger, says,

And said how he really felt, it was all over.

And smell chicago and and, uh,

And snapped along, just loving it.

And so we're backstage and we're having a good time,

And talkative.

And that that became the "catalina" record.

And that happens,

And that is a fact, case closed, next subject.

And that's the last I saw the dude.

And that's what happens.

And the directors would shush me.

And the group of us got drunker than a monkey's ass.

And the guy did a wonderful job.

And the other guy just singing high

And the people that are there

And the roots of folk music and how they relate to each other,

And the sun on your skin.

And their eyes are just like lasers.

And then a car right next to him with a gun sticking out.

And then a month after the shooting,

And then he just stepped back,

And then I get a call from wolf and res miller

And then I just had to convince gene

And then I thought, "wait, this isn't a time of year

And then nina brings on a on a wooden gun, you know.

And then she blacked out.

And then suddenly he'd be eating more trail mix.

And then there's a competition,

And then this one lady walks up and says,

And then, uh, there you are talking about the music,

And then, uh, what changed everything

And there are health violations, but it's just harassment.

And there it is, larger than life on the cover,

And there was nothing about no pop sounds on that lp.

And there were many holes in the case.

And there's a plane skywriting "Big Vivvy."

And there's a plane skywriting "Big Vivvy."

And they come up to my table.

And they sang all these songs about surfing, you know?

And they say, "come with us."

And they want the bjc to close.

And they went bonkers and firebombed my apartment,

And this cop puts this confession in front of me

And this is our only copy.

And this lunatic hops in, waving a cassette tape.

And this mother and children..

And this wasn't even that fun trail mix

And this...

And those were amazing shows.

And was living in new york and traveling

And we picked up robbie wheadlan,

And we thought, "well, that's kind of of a good look.

And we were exhausted.

And we, like, went

And we're driving along,

And wh what are you gonna do, you know?

And what do you do?

And what's what's my mug doing in there?"

And when you're hungry in the music business,

And wherever would have us.

And who am I to break someone's heart?

And why would I sign something like this, you know?

And yet everything about california

And you have to remember, this was a defense witness.

And you're watching "documentary now!" season 50.

And you're watching Documentary Now!

And you're watching documentary now! Season 50

And you're watching documentary now! Season 50.

And, "oh, ooh, it's cherry!"

And, honestly, I thought it was a prank,

And, I mean, I still get recognized

And, like, when we listen to that music,

And, uh, gene went back to the sausage factory

And, uh, he didn't like that, and he turned it off.

And, uh, he's gaining weight just for the competition

And, uh, I don't know if I can make it.

And, uh, I like the california songs.

And, uh, I'm a I'm a sausage man.

And, uh, looked pretty good

And, uh, people are eating horses in it.

And, uh, some tomatoes over there

And, uh, somehow the lyrics were there too.

And, uh, that man was was don lentile.

And, uh, that was around the time

And, uh, that was the key to everything.

And, uh, think he was, uh, kind of a trouble maker.

And, uh, we knew each other from, you know,

And, uh, you know, I also want to thank this guy here.

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, um...

And, well, my timeline was basically a circle, you know.

And, yes, maybe that makes her a bad police officer.

And, you know, for the first time in a while I felt good.

And, you know, it's about time

And...

And... but she chases them all away, don't you?

Animals rights now?

Any idea where he might be,

Anyway, this dude pulls over, and, uh, says, "get in

Apparently chorus girls aren't supposed to talk

Are getting inducted into the hall of fame,

Are you familiar with the agent Saul Fields?

Are you hungry?

As a homicide detective,

As you can see, a policeman and gangster,

At about 9:13 that evening,

At mr. Winslow.

At the corner of 31st and alamo,

At the same time, a creamsicle truck pulled up

Back catalog.

Barry gets our groceries for us.

Barry, you could take that down into the kitchen.

Barry! Bug spray!

Barry. I'm getting eaten alive.

Barry's helped us out

Beautiful painting of Mother.

Because don lentile doesn't drive a gray ford jabroni.

Because he caught him explaining the dorothy stratten murder

Because he made a bet with a rival prosecutor

Because I can't believe what I'm hearing."

Because I distinctly saw the back of that car,

Because it is a...

Because it was strange if it was two men.

Because people as they mature,

Because she was a woman

Because that let gene,

Because the eyes don't lie.

Because the last he was seen was leaving the store

Because there was static during mama's family,

Because we're a liberal town.

Because, uh, seemed like a nice thing to do at the time,

Before I play an animal rights now rally.

Before you throw down more bread.

Believed the key to crafting a documentary

Booze.

Boy, I'd like to see that a couple times,

Boys!

Brooklyn rippers,

But anyway...

But as soon as she took the stand,

But don lentile's right hand

But don, he just had trail mix, like, in every pocket.

But every so often that instant

But father wouldn't pay to have it pressed.

But he proved to be an unusable witness.

But he still proposed.

But her ovaries kind of recoil back like a vacuum cleaner cord.

But I came in a year late.

But I do think my father did his best

But I had to come back here

But I like playing 'em here.

But I was always saying things during the shows.

But I was just glad I could help out.

But I was there for all of the trial,

But I was too tall

But I... Every boy I brought home, Mother didn't like.

But I'll tell you,

But I'm too nervous to talk.

But if not, then it's okay.

But if you take one look at him,

But in our imagination, it is his car.

But it got us thinking,

But it was so much of its of its time.

But it was wonderful anyway.

But it's from "sickily"

But it's very, very beautiful.

But maybe.

But mostly I liked playing music.

But mother and I, we know the ugly part,

But mother wouldn't allow it.

But outer space is a tiny little house

But really it was just my job to get them there.

But some people you just can't defend,

But steig, he thinks it's really important that I do it.

But still with some style."

But still, it always feels like a surprise, you know?

But that it sounds like everybody else.

But that must have been some show to see.

But then I saw that they cared deeply,

But then my husband, jim, had to kick him out,

But there was one,

But they really got it.

But they were the two dumbest mother[bleep] I ever met,

But those things, you can get in many other places.

But to respect her privacy, you know, for this,

But was unable to recall the license plate.

But we don't need to see the whole house.

But we knew he was a good kid.

But wha what the problem was, I started noticing

But what you aren't prepared for is if you see them live in 1974,

But when I hear these guys sing,

But you don't really mean it

But your septic tank is overflowing

But, I mean...

But, uh, as far as, you know,

But, uh, they're taking a lot of time.

But, um, he likes it.

But, you know, I'ma I'ma let the police sort that out.

But, you know, none of my neighbors like popcorn,

But...

By a woman

By the dave clark five.

By the time the trial rolled around,

By the time they spent watching blue jean committee.

Can you believe this?

Can you imagine where they'd be today?

Chasing a squirrel.

Chicago.

Clark and gene, ladies and gentlemen.

Clark comes into the same exact room and says,

Clark got an idea that we should camp out at terminal 3,

Clark honus of course became a gazillionaire,

Clark sold it.

Clark was fine, but something cracked inside of gene.

Clark, he holed himself up

Come this way.

Complaining that there wasn't a winner in the bunch.

Constricts my spirits.

Course I remember him.

Course I remember him.

Creates music that lasts forever.

Cutting class and shooting off bottle rockets.

Deep pan pizzas for you,

Definitely him.

Deputy.

Did he do it?

Did I startle you?

Did you bring the bug spray?

Did you enjoy your reading?

Didn't take me long to notice

Die!

Disappear so quickly.

Do you boys want to watch me eat?

Do you have my corn?

Do you know I could have gotten married?

Do you know?

Do you remember him?

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Doing his own thing.

Don also had two alibis.

Don drove a beige chevy boca raton.

Don started eating his chocolates

Don's license plate "!Jazz!"

Don't be shy.

Don't do that.

Don't do that." Barry!

Don't feed it!

Doo wop is, uh...

Drinking and druggin'.

Due to his special style where he would spin the sign

Dupree was something to see.

Eat up, you little monster.

Eat up, you little... little jerk.

Eat up.

Eat up.

Eh, it requires a very special deep dish pan to make.

Enjoy.

Enough of that.

Especially my poison.

Even though they only made one great album.

Even though you shared the prize, it was

Every cop in town knew robbie wheadlan.

Every day I have to deal with this.

Every day I have to deal with this.

Every single filling to these chocolates,

Every song was a single,

Everybody liked him.

Everybody wants to be in business with the bjc.

Everyone talks about, like,

Everything was about california at the time

Eww. Mosquitoes everywhere.

Exactly the same weekend as ours.

Except, uh, chicago beef.

Eye witness is your best witness,

Fame is it's nice.

Filmmakers Larry and Abraham Fein

Financed it ourselves.

Fine. One more day.

First off, roberta barnsby

First time he'd said anything to me,

For a female al capone.

For everybody, my friends!

For firecrackers."

For me, neeloofar would be worrisome.

For one record.

For that time.

For the past 50 years,

For the snow to thaw.

For the urban market.

For this album that really transported people

For... for the boys?

Forget it.

Fortunate that that happened to me

From a jazz guitar album that don listened to

From everybody else,

From sausage families.

Fun fact: Robbie wheadlan

Gangster.

Gave him a concussion.

Gene completely stopped playing music altogether.

Gene completely stopped playing music altogether.

Gene created the world;

Gene had this vision

Gene!

Gene.

Gentle & soft:

George Wellfeather

George Wellfeather.

Get all of me

Get everywhere.

Get everywhere.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out, raccoon.

Get out!

Get out!

Give it up!

Give it up!

God.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good night.

Got a lot of confidence,

Got a lot of strength.

Got it all worked out.

Got my nice house.

Gunnar brynjarsson, nina karlsdottir,

Gunnar is sometimes looks like him.

Gunnar, please give me the date

Had gone vegetarian

Had robbed a convenience store of its scratch off tickets.

Had the kind of feeling

Have a nice day!

Have a nice day.

Have a room like this in their house.

He he looks a little bit like him

He asked me to pitch in for gas,

He called down to the motel front desk to complain.

He didn't have a problem, apparently,

He had been very rude.

He has two guns.

He hauled off and chucked it on the roof

He laid out how don was driven to kill

He lit into her for the whole tv static thing again.

He looked like he was down on his luck,

He most certainly did not.

He moved in with me for a while,

He passed away a few years ago,

He proposed to me from that tree.

He said, "who are you?"

He says, "guess what then.

He says, "no.

He says, "you know what?

He showed no remorse.

He tends the garden.

He wants to have sex with me.

He was a Czech count! He played violin.

He was a packer.

He was a skycap.

He was always out raising cain and causing trouble,

He was at the motel when he got home at 9:00 p.M.,

He was california music.

He was just naming off

He was trying to sign peter cetera

He was very sweet,

He was wearing a, uh a braided belt,

He was, uh, especially eager to try this case,

He wasn't into that.

He waves at them like he doesn't like it,

He's a beautiful boy.

He's in another one.

He's one of those real, you know, real guy guys.

He's spinning around one of them signs.

He's, uh he's old old guy driving the car.

Heard the shots and went after the gunman's car.

Heard this thing; it was like nothing I'd ever heard before,

Heck, sometimes I still want to be these guys.

Hello, Alfred.

Hello, Larry.

Her testimony should have been enough to acquit don,

Her top fell off while she was walking down the street...

Here I have made, like, uh, masks that you can wear,

Here we go

Here we go again.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here's a room where vinyl lives.

Here's the original edition, first pressing.

Hey, how's it goin', iceland?

Hey, next time you say that, you better bring a gun,

Hey, relax. Relax.

Hey, you want to see me do another dance?

Hi, Barry.

Hi, boys.

Hi.

His brother would bring him a box of chocolates,

His little dweeb mind of his

His mind was just shot.

Hit nothing but the inflatable carwash blow up...

Hmm, newspapers,

Hold on. Hold on.

Honoring american gangster al capone?

How do I look?

How do we know what he does with his time?

How do you know, Mother?

How do you know?

How he, you know, stands,

How sometimes soft and smooth

How the beach boys didn't surf,

How was it trying to take your sandwich?

I that's one I don't know.

I I got no beef with him at all,

I I just I knew beer and blues.

I I looked out the pawn shop window,

I I mean, I think it's an interesting analogy

I I thought, "what about the sound?"

I better see what's going on.

I bought all these guys out.

I brought them home with me.

I butchered my story.

I called him some other detectives,

I called the grocer,

I can remember faces; you know, baseball stats.

I can sing pretty high, you know?

I can't see anything. Please turn on a light

I can't see the ocean from here,

I consider myself an excellent judge of character.

I could have gotten married.

I could see that sign spinner lying on the ground

I did not like don,

I did... I... I don't know, okay?

I didn't always love these guys, personally.

I didn't realize it had fallen off.

I do not know how to play.

I don't care if I ever see Barry again.

I don't chase anyone away.

I don't even know how they chose

I don't feed it.

I don't know if you guys are all interested in jazz guitar,

I don't know what we would do without you, Barry.

I don't know why.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know... what are they looking for?

I don't like the country.

I don't stomp!

I don't stomp.

I don't think about that.

I don't want to go into it in detail,

I ever wanted to get out of chicago.

I fell through the floor again.

I forgot that one already.

I found it, the harmonies and the vibe of the whole thing,

I get up to chicago sometimes.

I go to the santa fe jazz guitar festival

I got a whole lot of work to do,

I had my forearm on his neck like that.

I had to shush my brother so we could watch mama's family.

I hadn't seen him in a long time.

I have a picture of Stephen St. Regis.

I have many suitors.

I have memories of...

I have never seen a standing ovation in the courtroom.

I have some photos for you.

I hop in the bock of my limo.

I I mean, he killed so many people,

I I take back what I said.

I introduced myself, and he seemed like a nice enough guy.

I just did!

I just met a couple that came all the way from reykjavík.

I just think that the world is, like, ready

I know it's 9:00 p.M. Because, um,

I live here.

I look over and all of a sudden

I look over at the guys,

I looked

I love him, but there's other subjects.

I love music, and I want to break down

I love that.

I made him pop out the cassette

I mean, are you joking?

I mean, every song on that record could have been a single.

I mean, fame is a good thing, you know?

I mean, he is really good.

I mean, I haven't thought about him in quite a few decades.

I mean, it was nuts.

I mean, it's a better story with seagulls.

I mean, it's not paralyzed or anything

I mean, people were happy.

I mean, that's just where the money was.

I mean, the idea that I would do something like this is...

I mean, the lawyer's caught me

I mean, there's a lot of fans out there,

I mean, these grocery boys, you can't trust them nowadays

I mean, we had nothing.

I mean, we were having as much fun as thanksgiving.

I mean, we're not making any money.

I mean, what is it, our... our... our roof not up to code?

I mean, what world am I in right now?

I mean, what would that say about us?

I mean, you know, they haven't spoken in so long.

I mean, you wouldn't think

I must be some kind of a saint.

I really could.

I really don't. I don't..

I really hope that my friend gunnar wins,

I remember the first time I heard it.

I said I said, "I know what that means."

I said,

I said, "[bleep] it, let's just fix the wardrobe."

I said, "buddy, that's the exact wrong way to deal with me."

I said, "guess what.

I said, "I don't have any kids.

I said, "I don't know what you're talking about,

I said, "I'm here to see Mr. Fields."

I said, "no!"

I said, "oh, you're gonna come to court, but, you know

I said, "okay."

I said, "what?

I said, "where the heck did this music come from?"

I said, "why don't you tell me what you know

I said, "why, kid sister wants to know what happened."

I said, "you bet I'm a threat!

I said, "you obviously have a lot of issues."

I said, uh, "does anyone have any q tips?

I said, you know, "you got

I saw him here and there,

I saw two seagulls cruising along.

I say, "thank god I thought up

I says, "who sent you? The blue jean committee?"

I spent a couple weeks with them in 1974.

I think derene berezowski blew him,

I think he thought I didn't get what that meant.

I think here, I look like al capone

I think I look like al capone.

I think it said, "resort."

I think it's more than just that I have his face.

I think it's time for a woman to win this contest,

I think maybe

I think maybe they have a future."

I think the "rolling stone" review just said "no."

I think the "rolling stone" review just said "no."

I think the eau claire show

I think the jury liked me just because I wasn't don,

I think the reason is, is because he...

I think we just, uh

I think we provided an open and shut case.

I think we should go [indistinct].

I think we wanted different things,

I think you will find that most rock journalists

I told him, if he went out there

I took out a napkin, I borrowed a pen from the waitress,

I took the wrong prescription!

I totally changed their look.

I used to be an amazing dancer.

I used to roller skate all around the rink.

I used to, uh, play with the hairnets;

I visited chicago a few years ago,

I want some action tonight

I was a little dickhead.

I was a wonderful singer.

I was always calling for rewrites.

I was driving down pch, top down,

I was just coming out of philadelphia

I was just coming out of philadelphia

I was paying for sex.