Mad Men - Season 7 Edit

A little. I wouldn't rush home.

A note on the fridge to remind her about her diet.

A pleasant day here in this pleasant city.

A refrigerator full of Miller Beer.

About my car that I don't.

About what happened at Ladies' Home Journal

Acting like nothing's changed.

Actually, I took another job.

Actually, it's none of your business.

Actually, let me ask you something

Advertising is not a very comfortable place for everyone.

Afternoon.

All benefits and unlimited private jet travel.

All I ask is that you please read the brief

All I found was lighter fluid. I'm not there yet

All right. All right.

All right. Well, I'm around.

All the SC&P girls got flowers.

Always have been, always will be.

Always have been, always will be.

Always looking for something better, always looking for something else

An apology. That's classy.

And

And $1 million contingent on my presence.

And a couple of paperbacks somebody left behind.

And after Joan cashed in, I saved Avon.

And ain't none of their business how I get rich.

And Avon corporate is blocks away.

And be my wife and family again.

And Betty Friedan in the lobby

And called off the sale right in front of me.

And do your best to forget things.

And even if we are, we're entitled to more.

And hasn't come back.

And he drinks beer.

And he loves dogs because they don't talk.

And he moved to Wichita from Philly four years ago.

And he spends Sunday and Thursday night with her,

And he'll tell Carl, the associate creative director.

And he's conducting a study at New York Hospital.

And he's gonna get you out of McCann.

And honestly, I doubt that's gonna continue here anyway.

And how do you feel now that you know that?

And I blew him apart.

And I don't think I can get out of it.

And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter.

And I dropped my lighter.

And I got to go home.

And I know I can.

And I need to know what you were doing.

And I wrote it down.

And I'd love for you to join me.

And I'll give you another night if you fix the Coke machine.

And I'll make it through the winter.

And I'm being paid through the end of the week,

And I'm going to call Jim. Call, uh...

And I'm gonna look into their funding.

And I'm not calling myself.

And I'm not Dennis' junior.

And I'm the guy to find him.

And I've been trying to get you for 10 years.

And it may be more serious than just the rib

And it should stay that way through the weekend

And it's Charles Butler and it's footwear.

And it's not open for discussion.

And it's not what you think it is.

And let everyone know they're with a friend.

And let's face it, it would be good to get out of town,

And make me run away with you?

And McCann's gonna cut a deal for the rest

And metastasized to the bones

And Mike was waiting with Charlene in the Grill Room for an hour!

And more snow coming.

And my wife, she doesn't know any better, but I guess you knew that.

And National Cash Register just left,

And no one thought to call me, I guess.

And not expect your friends to remind you all the time.

And not the city and not Cos Cob.

And not to mention everything, et cetera.

And now I'm unhappy.

And now there's gonna be one less person I know.

And once we get you on (CHUCKLES)

And out of over 900 entries, you, Diana Baur,

And recommend that they hire an in house senior marketing man.

And Sharon said she caught you being handy.

And should you ever need anything in this city,

And started swinging her elbows.

And that's all I hear about.

And that's tricky.

And the messenger.

And then you sent Peggy to Gerald what's his name

And to lymph nodes in the mediastinum.

And to say hello.

And Wayne's dad ran the drugstore before Wayne did

And we bounced them.

And we can't get mad at her for being independent.

And we just bought an entire agency in Milwaukee to get Miller Beer.

And we're going to have dinner on Saturday night...

And what is his brand?

And what would that year be like?

And when you see couples with no children...

And wholesome.

And you can imagine the men. It was bedlam

And you have other plans.

And you'll certainly get the respect you desire

And you'll have a plane to use at your disposal. We will.

And you're being very menacing right now.

And your old friend Conrad Hilton.

And, Don, this is a shirtsleeves operation. We want you relaxed.

And, well, she's nowhere to be found.

Andy. You want me to clean up?

Anymore.

Anything else to do around here?

Anything!

Are any of you planning to work here,

Are getting the right kind of attention.

Are those my boxes?

Are you advocating for your agency or for yourself?

Are you coming to the Sears briefing? That's a good idea.

Are you looking for my mother?

Are you lost?

Are you trying to get me to make you lunch?

Aren't you sweet to come by? This is Beverly

As far as I can tell, its entire public reputation is based on Hollywood.

As soon as I figure out why she thought my bar wasn't personal

As well as your mail and memos

As you know, this is Bill Phillips, senior director at Conley Research.

Ask Him.

At home?

Avon will be serviced by the exact same personnel.

Avon, Butler Footwear, Topaz Pantyhose,

Babe, look at me.

BARRY ON INTERCOM: I appreciate the call.

Bartender, Hallie Woods, Larry Stark.

Beautiful weather out there today.

Because a Mrs. Diana Baur entered our contest,

Because Dad was like that.

Because I want you to talk some sense into her.

Because I'm perfectly happy to take

Because its origins were supernatural...

Because Marsha's sorting things out over there

Because she got kicked out of Brearley. (SHRIEKS)

Because there are millions of him

Because there's hope she could have more time.

Because you are charmed, my friend.

Because you love the tragedy.

Because you're gonna help them.

Because you're the best?

Before our next call.

Before they called it a war, near the Yalu River.

Believe it or not, I'm not scary. Organ music is scary.

Believe me, I'd involve you if I could.

Better have something more,

Betty, you want the kids to hear you talk that way?

BETTY: "Dear Sally, I know that you're frightened

Betty.

Bill, why don't you tell us a little bit about this exciting new beverage

BOB: Good morning, gentlemen.

Bullshit. They can't fire you.

Bunch of power tools in the garage that he never uses.

But as a partner at SC&P,

But as long as your mother and Kevin are away,

But before any of that happens, they want to review their overall strategy

But he went to take his daughter to school.

But how do you get him to open his mind?

But I always have. That's the way we are.

But I am not ready to say goodbye to the summer.

But I couldn't agree with you more about who we need.

But I couldn't do it.

But I don't care about your SC&P partnership.

But I don't feel that my accounts

But I feel perfectly comfortable...

But I need to know her whereabouts.

But I needed that.

But I probably can rustle up a bottle.

But I was disappointed when I got there that I didn't see more ten gallon hats.

But I was wondering what happened.

But I watched my mother die.

But I will never allow you to hurt me again.

But I work for a collection agency.

But I'll be up there all the time.

But I'll feel the emptiness

But I'm afraid Duck Phillips

But I'm not Diana, I'm Laura.

But I've been a little dishonest.

But if now is a bad time...

But it does include barbecue and I'm getting your drinks

But it doesn't feel like it because he works long hours.

But it loosens the earth

But it was miserable when you were in it

But it's got to come from Tulsa.

But it's not too late to let the ax fly.

But no...

But not true of the folks at Higbee's Department Store

But she won't do it.

But she won't even hear of it.

But that doesn't mean I don't want to hear about it.

But the girls aren't shy nowadays.

But these treatments are usually palliative.

But this is a big crime,

But we really love Avon.

But we wouldn't even be interested unless Duck

But why?

But you really don't.

But you seem like you don't even care about keeping these accounts.

But you were insulted by the offer

But you're gonna have to get used to

But you've got five Mississippi to get our money back.

But your company is very glamorous.

But your little stake doesn't mean anything here.

Bye, sweetheart.

Bye.

Bye.

Calm down? Where the hell is Don?

Can I g0?

Can I still accept it?

Can I take a message?

Can we have a minute?

Can you call housekeeping and ask them not to make up my bed while I'm still in it?

Can you work at a drafting table

Can't read my own writing.

Can't you swim?

Cape Cod?

Clearly you're not responsible for Mrs

Come have a seat

Come on inside.

Come on, let me see your face.

Come on, once more from the top!

Come on.

Come on.

Company car, company plane, signing bonus,

COOPER". Not too sticky,

Corporate executives should be your core business.

Could you drop me off at the bus stop?

Could you get Mr. Kreutzer at Sugarberry Ham for me?

Could you leave us alone, sweetheart?

Creative handled by Ted Chaough and Peggy Olson.

Current temperature is 73.

Dad got very cross,

Daddy put toothpaste on it.

Despite that pile of facts and figures in front of you,

Diana is your mother?

Diana never entered any contest.

Did I mention I was in the Navy?

Did you come to get your furniture?

Did you introduce him to...

Did you learn to type in the army?

Did you tell Don what happened?

Did you try Don's office?

Diet beer.

Dinner reservations, parking tickets...

Do an imitation of Don yet?

Do it yourself.

Do what?

Do you have any idea

Do you know where I could get a meal?

Do you want to help with that, or do you want to keep chasing your tail?

DOCTOR: Well, unfortunately, we've discovered

Does it smell any better in here?

Doesn't seem like such a big problem now, does it?

Doing things the way we do them.

Don D****r and Ted Chaough.

Don was in Korea. You two can reminisce.

Don, you're not allowed to say, "I don't want to talk about it" in this place.

Don. Maybe tomorrow.

Don't be coy

Don't get smart with me.

Don't hide behind politics.

Don't listen to me.

Don't make plans for me.

Don't pretend like you're not going to jack each other off.

Don't run.

Don't they fix it?

Don't waste this.

Don't you want to sign him one day?

Dr. Buckley will be right with you, Mrs. Robinson.

During registration.

Eat with me.

Ed, you could easily end up

ED: Do you think "quagmire" should be plural?

Elizabeth Taylor. Danny Kaye.

Even if it's to Atlanta.

Even if your name's on the damn door,

Every dollar you spend

Every dollar you spend

Every important CEO in America

Every time Bill has the kids, something terrible happens.

Everybody wins.

Everyone's going to think I'm looking for a job!

Excuse me?

Fairview's got a drive in, but you don't have a car.

Ferg.

Ferg.

Ferg's been an excellent tour guide.

Ferg's very important around here.

Fine

Fine, forget your business.

Fine. I quit.

First, I'm gonna go through the health commission

Floyd, tell him.

FLOYD: Gerald Fanning, this is...

Floyd!

Folks know the hustle you're running out of their motel?

For being generous and not saying shit.

For buying a diamond necklace.

For handshakes on their new idea.

For heaven's sake, you're drunk,

For ladies?

For me?

For men watching their waistlines.

For old times' sake.

For the capital city, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Forget about personnel.

Forging my signature?

Found the right man for your company.

Frankly, you're lucky he's taken an interest in your business.

From now on, no one comes between me and your business.

From the shoes.

Full of Miller Beer.

Gene's at Cub Scouts and Bobby's got baseball.

Get in here.

Get in.

Get over here.

Get the door.

Give him some change, and have Andy take his luggage.

Give me a call.

Give me a drink.

Give us the cash and you can have your car back.

Go ahead.

Go away.

Go back to sleep.

Go get the money.

Go inside and lay down, sweetheart.

Good

Good as new.

Good evening. I hope I'm not disturbing your dinner.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning. You made it.

Good night, Duck.

Good night.

Good, because I live here. I have to go.

Good.

Great.

Grill Room at the Four Seasons.

Guess we're not as dumb as you think we are.

Has tricked me into a job interview.

Have a seat. Would you like some iced tea?

Have dinner. Yuck it up.

Have you been on the phone all morning?

Have you introduced yourself?

Have you said it yet?

Have you said it yet?

Have you thought about new furniture?

He burned his own house down.

He caught us smoking, stealing, cussing.

He could sure use someone new to tell his stories to

He didn't read the brief...

He does that.

He doesn't deserve a pot to piss in, let alone 500 bucks.

He doesn't know you won't get treatment

He has a lawn mower.

He has a wife and three children. He's not going to work for a girl.

He has some college.

He kept muttering how the man was indiscreet.

He lives in Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio.

He loves sports because he used to play them.

He really was, wasn't he?

He says Diana won some kind of prize.

He tried to run away, his pants fell down.

He walked out of a meeting Vvednesday

He wants to have dinner with wives.

He was all Ten Commandments rolled into one.

He would die!

He'll ask Bobby in traffic,

He'll be in New York soon

He'll help you, too.

He's a surgeon. Very aggressive, but he's in Bethesda.

He's going to give me $1 million?

He's gonna get very close with stock options,

He's got car trouble

He's just following you around because he's our resident impressionist.

He's on the 14th floor. Come by and say hi.

He's only meeting with you and one other guy.

Hell, that's where my furniture is.

Hello, neighbor.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me turn it into a horse race

Henry said you could have a year.

Henry shouldn't have scared you.

Henry, I want to go home.

Henry, my ears are still buzzing. I don't understand you.

HENRY: Hello? Smells good.

HENRY: I don't understand what you're saying.

HENRY: I'm going to sue them.

HENRY: There's two guys.

Henry's not going to be able to handle things.

Her birthday wish came true.

Here she is.

Here's two dimes and a nickel.

HERMAN: What the hell happened to you? You stood me up.

Hey, I'm easy.

Hey, Jerry! Jerry Fandango!

Hey, where is that kid?

His house burned down.

His name is Mike Sherman.

Hmm.

Hold on. Easy.

Homesick.

Honey, you can just have this waiting on my desk.

How about a trip to Augusta, play a few holes?

How about for old times' sake?

How are you, stranger?

How do I explain this?

How do you know when something's really an opportunity?

How many times do you think you can lie to this man?

How much space McCann buys

How serious?

How was the Bahamas?

How will I explain this to Tammy?

How'd you get rich?

How's she running?

Hy Epstein wants to start treatment immediately,

I agree that the best way to keep the business

I always have.

I am a copy supervisor

I am not setting foot in there until I have an office.

I am so sorry. That is not what I was trying to say.

I am.

I apologize for the intrusion.

I appreciate that, but I don't want to put you out.

I appreciate that.

I asked you to do one damn thing and you didn't even do it.

I believe that's one of the best steaks I've ever had.

I breached her confidence

I brought you a surprise

I can drive with a broken rib. It's not even that sore.

I can go that way.

I can make fried chicken.

I can still interfere.

I can't find any baking soda.

I can%leave without that money.

I carried $100 worth of textbooks yesterday

I cleaned your room and didn't take nothing

I could kill you right now.

I daresay it got you excited trying to close over coffee

I didn't break the real commandments

I didn't mean to disturb you.

I didn't need any detective work.

I didn't take your money.

I do.

I don't feel guilty taking that drunk's money.

I don't know about you,

I don't know how to put this,

I don't know if I could have that restraint.

I don't know if she's just being stubborn or vain,

I don't know if somebody left it to you in their will,

I don't know that I'll be here, unless you know something

I don't know that many jokes

I don't know what to say except Barry is in a wheelchair.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what's keeping the building representatives,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm supposed to speak to Diana.

I don't know. Wyoming had a two headed cow.

I don't look at this as a presentation of research.

I don't mean to brag, but I've been handling this account on my own

I don't mind playing the house,

I don't need to poach.

I don't think I can help you with that.

I don't understand.

I don't wanna go anywhere I don't want to go.

I don't want them to hear anything

I don't want to go to a bar. I did that yesterday.

I don't want to go to a bar. I did that yesterday.

I don't want to hear her name again.

I don't want to take you out of your way, man

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want you alarming your brothers.

I don't want you to go to the trouble.

I even brought Burger Chef back.

I expect him to lie to me. I didn't expect him to lie to you

I feel like I'm sitting right next to you.

I fully expect to service clients

I gave you $10.

I got in trouble at school again

I guess I wasn't clear.

I guess if he knows where she is, I could come back..

I guess they didn't know you were in here. Wyatt called.

I guess you didn't see the headlines

I guess you don't need those accounts.

I had a certain amount of status.

I had a lot of stuff to move

I have a dinner with a potential client,

I have a favor to ask of you. I can repay you

I have a heart condition, you know.

I have a little news for you.

I have a lot of work.

I have an hour. I suppose we could still grab lunch.

I have class.

I have four years left on my contract with McCann,

I have one, or I wouldn't be talking to you.

I have some serious news

I have to check on the chicken.

I have to make a phone call.

I haven't even negotiated, we're already at 100 a year.

I haven't heard from him,

I hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.

I hope you're finding everything satisfactory.

I hope you're finding everything satisfactory.

I just distribute, and it's never up to me.

I just needed a push.

I just saw the way women looked at him.

I killed my CO.

I know it's all my fault. And I'm trying to take care of it.

I know that!

I know that.

I know you think that, but you actually sold it.

I know you think you know how to hustle,

I know you were right about your car,

I know.

I like Dennis personally.

I lost everything.

I lost my daughter to God and my wife to the devil.

I love you, too.

I made dinner reservations in Farmington tomorrow.

I made sure he's good for it

I mean business!

I mean, I know it's going to be challenging...

I mean, I want to get to know you, of course.

I never closed anything. I was just trying to stay awake.

I never said I would go.

I only have one question. I better have gotten that lousy job.

I prepared this for your approval.

I realized that its benefits might be as well.

I really want you to sell that equipment

I recognized the names. I was just going over Tampax.

I said it to you 10 years ago and I'll say it again.

I see.

I should get going

I should settle up.

I stand by my analysis, but I'm very happy where I am.

I stayed up all night preparing those briefs.

I suppose you're gonna be on your way then.

I take her to school, I read to her every night,

I think I need a minute

I think it feels good and then it doesn't.

I think it looks great in here.

I think that was a joke.

I think the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has one.

I think the second I file a complaint, I'll have the ACLU in my office

I thought I would try this before I ran over.

I thought maybe Pete could be an asset.

I thought you were gonna be fun.

I told Caroline I wanted to pack my personal things,

I told Daphne I don't know when he'll be in.

I told Duck I was looking for a real Knickerbocker.

I told her to call your office.

I told you that...

I understand that, but it's not necessary.

I walked into town. And it's hard for me. I got flatfeet.

I want to go everywhere with you.

I want to go to Spain.

I want to live here.

I want to live here.

I want to start over.

I want to welcome you to your new office.

I want you and Tammy to come with me.

I want you to relocate to Wichita, pick out a house,

I wanted to tell you myself.

I wanted you to say to me two years ago

I was home by then. Have a seat.

I was in the advertising business.

I was offered a job tonight

I was only teasing.

I was out of the office. I wanted to get the car washed.

I was worried about her.

I wasn't lost, I was late. I was fibbing

I will let them know.

I will.

I will. Bye.

I wish there was better news.

I won't do that to you.

I won't have you lost again.

I won't let you give up.

I wonder how many women around here

I wouldn't know what to say.

I'd do it for you.

I'd like to turn off the lights.

I'd rather give it to a lawyer.

I'll be along in a minute

I'll be right back.

I'll be with you.

I'll bet people always say you're the kind of gal

I'll call you next week.

I'll get my tools

I'll have you know, I held this place together.

I'll let you get back to your studies.

I'll make them build another floor if I have to.

I'll see you Thursday, Wonder Woman. We'll go to Friendly's.

I'll send my secretary up here in a cab tomorrow morning.

I'll take her for a weekend next month. You can go away

I'll throw in the room tonight,

I'm a developer. Men get stubborn

I'm an army brat, remember? New base every year.

I'm at your disposal.

I'm aware of that.

I'm Bill Phillips from Conley Research.

I'm Dartmouth '56.

I'm deeply sorry for the ruse, ma'am,

I'm Don D****r from McCann Erickson.

I'm driving.

I'm giving you a standing ovation.

I'm glad we got to meet.

I'm going to describe a man to you of very specific qualities.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to sell everything.

I'm going to take Route 35. Then over on 40.

I'm gonna put in a request to get you involved with this.

I'm happy. Listen to me. You're on a streak

I'm here and I'm doing my job.

I'm in Grand Central. Come down.

I'm in Grand Central. Come down.

I'm jealous of your ability to be sentimental about the past.

I'm just being a good citizen, man.

I'm just starting to get back on my feet

I'm just supposed to turn that off?

I'm leaving.

I'm looking for Mrs. Baur.

I'm Mrs. Baur.

I'm Mrs. Baur.

I'm not able to do that. I remember things as they were

I'm not concerned.

I'm not dismissing you.

I'm not enjoying this.

I'm not expecting anything more than a good time.

I'm not going to back out of that. I want to go to Spain.

I'm not going to let you spoil the moment. My moment

I'm not gonna tell you what happened to the other one

I'm not ignoring the fact that I could actually lose your love.

I'm not negotiating.

I'm not paying $20 for a bottle of whiskey

I'm not paying for the room.

I'm not running an errand. I have to go to McCann.

I'm not so dumb anymore.

I'm not sure the client responded to him.

I'm not walking away from that.

I'm off.

I'm really tired, aren't I?

I'm riding the rails.

I'm saying with respect

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. It's Bob, right?

I'm sorry. Who told you you got to get pissed off?

I'm sure that's true,

I'm telling you she knows,

I'm terribly so.

I'm very sorry.

I'm willing to give you 50 cents on the dollar...

I'm wrong sometimes..

I'm younger than you.

I've always wanted to do this.

I've been there

I've been trying to get this private aviation company

I've fought for plenty in my life.

I've got to call her.

I've looked at your business, and I think Duck's right.

I've never loved anyone else.

I've never read that book, you know that.

I've paid you at some point.

I've tried to be patient...

If I'm on the yearbook, I won't be a benchwarmer.

If it's in it, near it or makes you think about it, we're on it.

If she won something, I should get it.

If the account moves, you move

If they want me, they can reach me here.

If you keep it, you'll have to become somebody else.

If you need an alibi, you're going to have to ask.

If you pick paint, you could move in next week.

If you threw a rod, it's gonna take some time.

If you want us, just ask Frank in the studio.

Igotsfinged.

Ilookeditup.

In downtown Cleveland, we have a high of 75, low of 62.

In due time

In the meantime, you can work in the pool.

In The New York Times every year?

In the summer of '44,

In the summer of '44,

Including Miller Beer,

Incredible.

Is he on a bender, sweetheart?

Is it cold yet?

Is it true he left behind a couple million bucks?

Is someone there?

Is that really how you're gonna remember this place?

Is that what you want?

Is that what you wanted to know?

Is this every creative director in the agency?

Is this the Miller Beer meeting?

Is to keep your status on your accounts.

Is your mother home?

Isn't Wichita cattle country?

It certainly is. Bill Phillips, Conley Research.

It doesn't last long.

It doesn't matter because that's it,

It doesn't matter. They're finally ready.

It happens all the time now.

It just looks good now,

It makes you think of a reducing plan.

It should have your name on it.

It sure is,

It was a two story drop off our cruiser

It was Cooper's. Was in his office forever.

It was hard to get.

It was no problem at all.

It was over 100 degrees every day in the Pacific,

It was very short notice.

It won't heal without it. Then a medical oncologist.

It's $10.

It's a big place, and I asked the wrong person for help.

It's a bushing on the rocker arm,

It's a flying limousine, Pete.

It's a tough road, but it's a chance

It's aggressive and it's very advanced.

It's an expression.

It's an honest mistake.

It's an octopus pleasuring a lady.

It's bad news.

It's been a gift to me.

It's been a little bumpy.

It's Beverly, isn't it?

It's different with a bunch of writers fresh out of Columbia.

It's exciting.

It's good news. Catch your breath.

It's just I kept thinking about walking into a new office.

It's just...

It's late.

It's Marsha.

It's Mrs. Francis.

It's normal.

It's not a problem.

It's not a weakness

It's not about the money.

It's not women's lib, just a bitch session.

It's okay for you to cry, honey