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Black Mirror - Season 2 Black Mirror is a critically acclaimed British television series that explores the dark and complex

Black Mirror - Season 2

Black Mirror is a critically acclaimed British television series that explores the dark and complex relationship between humanity and technology. With its thought-provoking storylines, intriguing characters, and eerie futuristic settings, it has captivated audiences around the world. Season 2 of Black Mirror was released in 2013, and it continued to challenge viewers with its unique blend of suspense, drama, and social commentary.

One of the standout episodes of Season 2 is "White Bear," directed by Carl Tibbetts. Starring Lenora Crichlow as Victoria Skillane, the episode follows her through a confusing and terrifying ordeal. Victoria wakes up with no memory of who she is or how she ended up in a dystopian world where almost everyone has turned into detached, emotionless bystanders observing her torment. As the mystery unravels, the truth behind Victoria's situation becomes more horrifying than anyone could have imagined.

Another notable episode is "Be Right Back," directed by Owen Harris. Starring Hayley Atwell as Martha and Domhnall Gleeson as Ash, the episode explores the concept of grief, loss, and the lines between humanity and artificial intelligence. After Ash's untimely death, Martha discovers a service that recreates him using his online presence. As she interacts with the AI version of Ash, Martha faces the question of whether she can truly replace her lost loved one.

Season 2 also features "The Waldo Moment," directed by Bryn Higgins. In this episode, Daniel Rigby portrays Jamie Salter, a struggling comedian who voices a blue cartoon bear named Waldo. However, what starts as lighthearted satire soon becomes a political phenomenon, leading Jamie down a dark path of manipulation, power, and the consequences of social media-driven politics.

The final episode, "White Christmas," directed by Carl Tibbetts, stars Jon Hamm as Matt and Rafe Spall as Joe. This episode intertwines three seemingly unrelated stories, exploring themes of isolation, punishment, and the implications of consciousness. As secrets are revealed and the lines between virtual and real life become blurred, "White Christmas" delivers a haunting and chilling tale that leaves a lasting impact.

If you're intrigued by the sounds of Season 2 of Black Mirror, you can play and download the soundtrack here. Immerse yourself in the eerie and atmospheric tunes that enhance the show's overall experience. From haunting melodies to intense electronic beats, the soundtrack perfectly complements the intriguing narratives and unsettling scenarios that Black Mirror presents.

Don't miss out on this intense and thought-provoking television series. Season 2 of Black Mirror will undoubtedly leave you questioning the potential consequences of our ever-growing reliance on technology. So sit back, press play, and prepare to enter a world where the line between fantasy and reality is dangerously thin.

A career politician.
A career politician.
A hunt that ended in a local forest.
A hunt that ended in a local forest.
A man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
A man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
A pal of Gladwell said...
A pal of Gladwell said...
A picnic with my two best friends.
A picnic with my two best friends.
A poor wee girl,
A poor wee girl,
A Waldo pilot?
A Waldo pilot?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Actually, everyone who's ever jumped from here did it alone. Nice.
Actually, everyone who's ever jumped from here did it alone. Nice.
Actually, I'm more of a rival.
Actually, I'm more of a rival.
Ad hominem nonsense...
Ad hominem nonsense...
Adding her punishment would be proportionate and considered.
Adding her punishment would be proportionate and considered.
After harrowing footage of Jemima's torture and murder
After harrowing footage of Jemima's torture and murder
After the campaign, I would've called you.
After the campaign, I would've called you.
After the campaign!
After the campaign!
Ah, fucking hell!
Ah, fucking hell!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah. What were we just listening to?
Ah. What were we just listening to?
Aim to jump. Just do it.
Aim to jump. Just do it.
Aimed at getting multiple amputees back on their feet
Aimed at getting multiple amputees back on their feet
All Jack's photos were gone from that wall.
All Jack's photos were gone from that wall.
All right, Sara?
All right, Sara?
All right.
All right.
All the other MPs have got teams,
All the other MPs have got teams,
All you've done is strengthen Monroe.
All you've done is strengthen Monroe.
Almost creepy, isn't it?
Almost creepy, isn't it?
Almost everybody just became Onlookers, started watching, filming stuff,
Almost everybody just became Onlookers, started watching, filming stuff,
Alone...
Alone...
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Amidst emotional pleas from her parents.
Amidst emotional pleas from her parents.
An alleged comedian, more accurately.
An alleged comedian, more accurately.
An assist?
An assist?
And believed you were entitled to everything.
And believed you were entitled to everything.
And by Him I mean me, knobber!
And by Him I mean me, knobber!
And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing.
And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing.
And Hersham constituency.
And Hersham constituency.
And his just goes straight to messages.
And his just goes straight to messages.
And I can do this.
And I can do this.
And I don't know if you've seen it
And I don't know if you've seen it
And I shouldn't have drunk last night.
And I shouldn't have drunk last night.
And I think we should
And I think we should
And I'll leap right in.
And I'll leap right in.
And I'm a made up bear with 'a turquoise...
And I'm a made up bear with 'a turquoise...
And I'm a made up bear with a turquoise cock.
And I'm a made up bear with a turquoise cock.
And if you've got my app,
And if you've got my app,
And in that way you're all the same.
And in that way you're all the same.
And it's just... He's probably stuck somewhere with no reception...
And it's just... He's probably stuck somewhere with no reception...
And it's not enough.
And it's not enough.
And let that bitch know that yous are out here.
And let that bitch know that yous are out here.
And let's make this show happen, people!
And let's make this show happen, people!
And neither was the judge, who labelled her
And neither was the judge, who labelled her
And not just with things with people.
And not just with things with people.
And now it's time for our final visit
And now it's time for our final visit
And now of course operating this sort of teddy bear thing.
And now of course operating this sort of teddy bear thing.
And only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,
And only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,
And rather than sit back and moan I'd prefer to do something about it.
And rather than sit back and moan I'd prefer to do something about it.
And she just left this one here.
And she just left this one here.
And spit a Twitter ready zinger into the next sentence.
And spit a Twitter ready zinger into the next sentence.
And that is a shotgun, OK? If I pull this trigger,
And that is a shotgun, OK? If I pull this trigger,
And that's...?
And that's...?
And the cabling runs underground into that building
And the cabling runs underground into that building
And the others moved on to better things,
And the others moved on to better things,
And the rest is Waldo and you can do that in your sleep.
And the rest is Waldo and you can do that in your sleep.
And the truth is,
And the truth is,
And the whole nihilist Democracy sucks Thing,
And the whole nihilist Democracy sucks Thing,
And the young don't give a shit about anything
And the young don't give a shit about anything
And then it talks back to you, just like he would.
And then it talks back to you, just like he would.
And then when Dad died, up went his photos.
And then when Dad died, up went his photos.
And then, like, straightaway I got a spine
And then, like, straightaway I got a spine
And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,
And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,
And they started taking stuff,
And they started taking stuff,
And this is good, you know?
And this is good, you know?
And Tory hopeful Liam Monroe hits the ground running.
And Tory hopeful Liam Monroe hits the ground running.
And Waldo gives that a voice.
And Waldo gives that a voice.
And Waldo's open disdain for his opponents
And Waldo's open disdain for his opponents
And wants to talk to you.
And wants to talk to you.
And watch me fly.
And watch me fly.
And we will step in if she gets too close
And we will step in if she gets too close
And what have you got?
And what have you got?
And when Crane asks something tricky and I look stupid
And when Crane asks something tricky and I look stupid
And when he can't think of an authentic joke,
And when he can't think of an authentic joke,
And why do we waste our time
And why do we waste our time
And you could tell I needed some head space.
And you could tell I needed some head space.
And you just watched.
And you just watched.
And you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous.
And you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous.
Another one?
Another one?
Any policy, we just put it online.
Any policy, we just put it online.
Anyone seen Jamie?
Anyone seen Jamie?
Apparently not. See you tomorrow.
Apparently not. See you tomorrow.
Are there any particular issues that you're concerned about at all?
Are there any particular issues that you're concerned about at all?
Are we going to put a show on for these guys today, eh? (LAUGHS)
Are we going to put a show on for these guys today, eh? (LAUGHS)
Are you going to win?
Are you going to win?
Are you my dad?
Are you my dad?
Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy.
Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy.
Are you sure everything's all right?
Are you sure everything's all right?
Are you sure that's?
Are you sure that's?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Aren't you ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
Aren't you ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
Ash would argue over that.
Ash would argue over that.
ASH: Devious.
ASH: Devious.
ASH: Hello, I've locked myself out of the house again.
ASH: Hello, I've locked myself out of the house again.
ASH: It's so fast, isn't it?
ASH: It's so fast, isn't it?
ASH: Oh... Oh, shit...
ASH: Oh... Oh, shit...
ASH: What's threw a jeb?
ASH: What's threw a jeb?
ASH: You know I'm no good at birthday presents.
ASH: You know I'm no good at birthday presents.
Ash!
Ash!
Ash?
Ash?
Ash?
Ash?
Ash? Hello?
Ash? Hello?
Ash... Look, sorry.
Ash... Look, sorry.
Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously?
Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously?
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real.
At party headqu...
At party headqu...
At the moment he's anti politics,
At the moment he's anti politics,
Attention, shoppers.
Attention, shoppers.
Back! Get back!
Back! Get back!
BAXTER: Last, but not least
BAXTER: Last, but not least
BAXTER: She's just leaving her house now. Two minutes tops.
BAXTER: She's just leaving her house now. Two minutes tops.
Because he'll actually have to represent you.
Because he'll actually have to represent you.
Because he's gonna overtake her.
Because he's gonna overtake her.
Because I am that.
Because I am that.
Because I don't know how to answer?
Because I don't know how to answer?
Because I'm not satisfied with the way things are,
Because I'm not satisfied with the way things are,
Because it's kept my mind off everything, so...
Because it's kept my mind off everything, so...
Because you have a producer.
Because you have a producer.
Because you went to public school
Because you went to public school
Because...
Because...
Behind me, man in glasses talking to Jack Napier.
Behind me, man in glasses talking to Jack Napier.
Bell ends then?
Bell ends then?
Best ratings in months cos I'm here.
Best ratings in months cos I'm here.
Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use some Fisher Price leaflet app.
Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use some Fisher Price leaflet app.
Better leave him to it.
Better leave him to it.
Big ball blue bear bollocks.
Big ball blue bear bollocks.
Big guns for big guns.
Big guns for big guns.
Bit politics.
Bit politics.
Bournemouth.
Bournemouth.
Breaking down in tears,
Breaking down in tears,
Bump it all up to the top of the monologue.
Bump it all up to the top of the monologue.
Burn in hell!
Burn in hell!
Burn the bitch!
Burn the bitch!
But also, fuck off!
But also, fuck off!
But apart from that...
But apart from that...
But he could deliver any brand of political content,
But he could deliver any brand of political content,
But he owns the company and the man he's with is important
But he owns the company and the man he's with is important
But he's from Washington and he's got my restricted number.
But he's from Washington and he's got my restricted number.
But he's realer than all the others.
But he's realer than all the others.
But he's the party leader!
But he's the party leader!
But I can't cos I haven't got feet.
But I can't cos I haven't got feet.
But I was at least attempting to represent...
But I was at least attempting to represent...
But I'll tell you what you are, though.
But I'll tell you what you are, though.
But if it had, he would have worked it out.
But if it had, he would have worked it out.
But in a good way?
But in a good way?
But it built these roads.
But it built these roads.
But it helps.
But it helps.
But it is funny.
But it is funny.
But it is not...
But it is not...
But it was a great bit.
But it was a great bit.
But look, we can't do sketches without Waldo.
But look, we can't do sketches without Waldo.
But Miss Harris spent most of the day locked in crisis talks
But Miss Harris spent most of the day locked in crisis talks
But not us.
But not us.
But people have stood as fictional characters before.
But people have stood as fictional characters before.
But right now let's find more Waldo ideas.
But right now let's find more Waldo ideas.
But something could've happened to him.
But something could've happened to him.
But the most popular video
But the most popular video
But then they realised they could do what they wanted,
But then they realised they could do what they wanted,
But then we're into story shutdown and we've all wasted a day.
But then we're into story shutdown and we've all wasted a day.
But we shouldn't patronise.
But we shouldn't patronise.
But we want to see more of Waldo.
But we want to see more of Waldo.
But when it does, well, it's just fantastic.
But when it does, well, it's just fantastic.
But with a targeted, hopeful message,
But with a targeted, hopeful message,
But you don't know the others.
But you don't know the others.
But you don't know?
But you don't know?
But you have sexual responses. I mean...
But you have sexual responses. I mean...
But you might've done if I'd done this. Or this.
But you might've done if I'd done this. Or this.
But you're not because that would require courage and a mindset.
But you're not because that would require courage and a mindset.
But your main achievement seems to have been playing
But your main achievement seems to have been playing
But, most importantly, what I need from you
But, most importantly, what I need from you
But, well, you want me to be honest.
But, well, you want me to be honest.
But...
But...
By encouraging people not to care, you're actively dangerous.
By encouraging people not to care, you're actively dangerous.
By hanging himself in his cell,
By hanging himself in his cell,
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Can I come in?
Can I come in?
Can I get you anything?
Can I get you anything?
Can I have subtitles for Mr Crane, please?
Can I have subtitles for Mr Crane, please?
Can I just make a couple of points?
Can I just make a couple of points?
Can I...have your number?
Can I...have your number?
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Can you just go downstairs?
Can you just go downstairs?
Can you put that down, please?
Can you put that down, please?
Can you take those?
Can you take those?
Cartoons don't play by the rules
Cartoons don't play by the rules
Check the host.
Check the host.
Cheesy.
Cheesy.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Christ, maybe you do know me.
Claiming her fiancé had pressured her into helping him,
Claiming her fiancé had pressured her into helping him,
Come back to my house. Although he wasn't French, obviously.
Come back to my house. Although he wasn't French, obviously.
Come on
Come on
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, now!
Come on, now!
Come on, pick up the pace.
Come on, pick up the pace.
Come on, then, what's your favourite Bee Gees track?
Come on, then, what's your favourite Bee Gees track?
Come on, then. Top off.
Come on, then. Top off.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I aim to please.
Come on. I aim to please.
Come on. Out you go.
Come on. Out you go.
Come on..
Come on..
Come over here and listen.
Come over here and listen.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Come with me. We're going out.
Come with me. We're going out.
Committed voluntarily and for pleasure...
Committed voluntarily and for pleasure...
Convincing, eh?
Convincing, eh?
Cool! Cool!
Cool! Cool!
Cos I'll give you something to look at!
Cos I'll give you something to look at!
Cos they know you don't give a shit about anything outside your bubble.
Cos they know you don't give a shit about anything outside your bubble.
Could we make a serious political point that is...
Could we make a serious political point that is...
Could you just put it down?
Could you just put it down?
Courtesy of everyone's favourite,
Courtesy of everyone's favourite,
D'you want me to come and visit? I'm going to come and visit.
D'you want me to come and visit? I'm going to come and visit.
Damien, if he comes through, you grab him and you grab his gun
Damien, if he comes through, you grab him and you grab his gun
Dangerous? You think the public can't be trusted?
Dangerous? You think the public can't be trusted?
Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham,
Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham,
Debases the process of debate, and
Debases the process of debate, and
Departure triggers a by election in his Stentonford
Departure triggers a by election in his Stentonford
Did I ever hit you?
Did I ever hit you?
Did I?
Did I?
Did you come for a discussion or...
Did you come for a discussion or...
Did you just look that up?
Did you just look that up?
Did you read my background doc?
Did you read my background doc?
Did you see Gwendolyn Harris yesterday?
Did you see Gwendolyn Harris yesterday?
Did you tell him anything about our campaign?
Did you tell him anything about our campaign?
Dirty whore!
Dirty whore!
Discovered in a lay by two miles from the family home.
Discovered in a lay by two miles from the family home.
Do they think that looks like Question Time?
Do they think that looks like Question Time?
Do you beat people up?
Do you beat people up?
Do you eat?
Do you eat?
Do you have any other astounding theories about young people?
Do you have any other astounding theories about young people?
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am? I... I...
Do you know who I am? I... I...
Do you know who owns Waldo?
Do you know who owns Waldo?
Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?
Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?
Do you?
Do you?
Do? Do nothing. We get out.
Do? Do nothing. We get out.
Does it bother you?
Does it bother you?
Don't call me your administrator.
Don't call me your administrator.
Don't cry, darling...
Don't cry, darling...
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't forget the electrolytes.
Don't forget the electrolytes.
Don't forget, she's a dangerous individual.
Don't forget, she's a dangerous individual.
Don't knock the free mail out.
Don't knock the free mail out.
Don't listen to that man, he's a lesbian. Ahh!
Don't listen to that man, he's a lesbian. Ahh!
Don't look at it!
Don't look at it!
Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.
Don't see him again.
Don't see him again.
Don't switch the bathroom light on.
Don't switch the bathroom light on.
Don't vmmmf!
Don't vmmmf!
Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me! Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me! Don't vote for me!
Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.
Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.
Don't what?
Don't what?
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't!
Don't!
Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times.
Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times.
Drink?
Drink?
Drive all the way back... alone.
Drive all the way back... alone.
Dunno.
Dunno.
Each candidate at the election is as follows.
Each candidate at the election is as follows.
Early screamer. It's an early screamer tonight.
Early screamer. It's an early screamer tonight.
Easy. I'll just lash them to a tree or something like that, you know.
Easy. I'll just lash them to a tree or something like that, you know.
Eh, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, what's 'appenin, eh?
Eh, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, what's 'appenin, eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Energising the disenfranchised without spooking the middle
Energising the disenfranchised without spooking the middle
Enjoy yourself.
Enjoy yourself.
Equivalent of a walk on in a sketch show...
Equivalent of a walk on in a sketch show...
Er, not really.
Er, not really.
Erm, just have a look. I'm sure you'll find lots in there...
Erm, just have a look. I'm sure you'll find lots in there...
Erm... A picnic for me and my two best friends.
Erm... A picnic for me and my two best friends.
Everyone's got weaknesses.
Everyone's got weaknesses.
Evil witch!
Evil witch!
Exactly! That's what you said that really hit home.
Exactly! That's what you said that really hit home.
Excelente.
Excelente.
Except trainers and pirating films.
Except trainers and pirating films.
Except...
Except...
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feeling a bit...
Feeling a bit...
Finch, Simon Arthur. Liberal Democrats.
Finch, Simon Arthur. Liberal Democrats.
Fine. I understand.
Fine. I understand.
Finished.
Finished.
First tonight, a figure or more accurately a character
First tonight, a figure or more accurately a character
Focus on Waldo, that's going well for you.
Focus on Waldo, that's going well for you.
For coming back for me.
For coming back for me.
For months, the youngster's disappearance had been a mystery,
For months, the youngster's disappearance had been a mystery,
For once I agree with Liam Monroe in that
For once I agree with Liam Monroe in that
For the Stentonford and Hersham constituency,
For the Stentonford and Hersham constituency,
For what?
For what?
Friends again?
Friends again?
From The agency?
From The agency?
Fuck the official advice. It's one night.
Fuck the official advice. It's one night.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking bag.
Fucking bag.
Fucking fight me! Hit me.
Fucking fight me! Hit me.
Fucks the electrics or something.
Fucks the electrics or something.
Fun?
Fun?
Funny.
Funny.
Get back
Get back
Get back.
Get back.
Get down there
Get down there
Get down there.
Get down there.
Get down! Anybody stands up, they'll shoot their heads off.
Get down! Anybody stands up, they'll shoot their heads off.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get dressed, he'll meet us outside.
Get dressed, he'll meet us outside.
Get her out of here.
Get her out of here.
Get him!
Get him!
Get in
Get in
Get in!
Get in!
Get in. Come on.
Get in. Come on.
Get it now!
Get it now!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get on your knees, both of yous. Give me that bag.
Get on your knees, both of yous. Give me that bag.
Get out of this house.
Get out of this house.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out.
Get out.
Get people to vote for him?
Get people to vote for him?
Get that extinguisher.
Get that extinguisher.
Get the bath ready.
Get the bath ready.
Get up on that log. Now!
Get up on that log. Now!
Get you in the mood to start again.
Get you in the mood to start again.
Get your hands through there
Get your hands through there
GIRL: Mum?
GIRL: Mum?
Gladwell?
Gladwell?
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Glove box.
Go again from the top.
Go again from the top.
Go be Waldo.
Go be Waldo.
Go on!
Go on!
Go on.
Go on.
Going to give it to 'em.
Going to give it to 'em.
Good evening, citizens!
Good evening, citizens!
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everybody.
Good press.
Good press.
Good.
Good.
Got a lovely playground for you down there.
Got a lovely playground for you down there.
Grab her!
Grab her!
Great work tonight. Look at...Look at this, look at this.
Great work tonight. Look at...Look at this, look at this.
Gwendolyn Harris, is all of politics a waste of time?
Gwendolyn Harris, is all of politics a waste of time?
Gwendolyn Harris. We've met.
Gwendolyn Harris. We've met.
Gwendolyn Harris...
Gwendolyn Harris...
Had delayed the trial,
Had delayed the trial,
Hang on, there's a thing.
Hang on, there's a thing.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Harris, Gwendolyn Jodie. Labour.
Harris, Gwendolyn Jodie. Labour.
Has already been viewed over a million times on YouTube.
Has already been viewed over a million times on YouTube.
Has become a Scientologist.
Has become a Scientologist.
Has clearly struck a chord.
Has clearly struck a chord.
Has to show up because it's a...mid thing...
Has to show up because it's a...mid thing...
Have a little round of applause for the children,
Have a little round of applause for the children,
Have been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for...
Have been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for...
Have you had a fox in here or do you live like a 14 year old?
Have you had a fox in here or do you live like a 14 year old?
Have you heard of headphones?
Have you heard of headphones?
He can see you. Get back.
He can see you. Get back.
He can't shoot all of us. If he fires, he has to reload.
He can't shoot all of us. If he fires, he has to reload.
He doesn't even have a surname.
He doesn't even have a surname.
He doesn't have to.
He doesn't have to.
He doesn't stand for anything.
He doesn't stand for anything.
He has nothing to offer and he has nothing to say.
He has nothing to offer and he has nothing to say.
He is Waldo, a few weeks ago
He is Waldo, a few weeks ago
He knows my name now.
He knows my name now.
He likes the taste of it.
He likes the taste of it.
He mocks.
He mocks.
He said it!
He said it!
He was good for something, after all.
He was good for something, after all.
He would have been...
He would have been...
He wouldn't have just leapt off, he would have been crying,
He wouldn't have just leapt off, he would have been crying,
He wouldn't just leave the room because I'd ordered him to.
He wouldn't just leave the room because I'd ordered him to.
He. Not me, He.
He. Not me, He.
He'll be on his way. He's probably just...
He'll be on his way. He's probably just...
He'll know there's a team around me, he'll see it.
He'll know there's a team around me, he'll see it.
He's 33 years old,
He's 33 years old,
He's a comedian
He's a comedian
He's a hit, Jamie.
He's a hit, Jamie.
He's a prick!
He's a prick!
He's a team, and you're open about that, which is fantastic.
He's a team, and you're open about that, which is fantastic.
He's awesome, isn't he?
He's awesome, isn't he?
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's from the channel.
He's from the channel.
He's from the Harris campaign.
He's from the Harris campaign.
He's fun.
He's fun.
He's funny!
He's funny!
He's mocking Monroe now, it'll be you next.
He's mocking Monroe now, it'll be you next.
He's my character.
He's my character.
He's not coming.
He's not coming.
He's not real,
He's not real,
He's not real.
He's not real.
He's not.
He's not.
He's out.
He's out.
He's the perfect assassin.
He's the perfect assassin.
He's trying to kill me! What's going on?
He's trying to kill me! What's going on?
Head towards that ladder
Head towards that ladder
Heading south.
Heading south.
Healthy stuff, like apples...
Healthy stuff, like apples...
Hello, Mr Monroe.
Hello, Mr Monroe.
Hello, Waldo.
Hello, Waldo.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? I'm not a politician, OK?
Hello? I'm not a politician, OK?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Help him.
Help him.
Help me, please
Help me, please
Help me, please! I'm a human being!
Help me, please! I'm a human being!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! He's got a gun! Help me!
Help me! He's got a gun! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help!
Help!
Helpless and terrified,
Helpless and terrified,
Her only boy, giving her a fake smile.
Her only boy, giving her a fake smile.
Here, try my fingertips.
Here, try my fingertips.
Here.
Here.
Hereby give notice that the total number of votes recorded for
Hereby give notice that the total number of votes recorded for
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, Ash.
Hey, Ash.
Hey, boys and girls! It's Waldo time!
Hey, boys and girls! It's Waldo time!
Hey, don't cry.
Hey, don't cry.
Hey, don't ignore me. Don't just get in your car.
Hey, don't ignore me. Don't just get in your car.
Hey, everybody!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, get dressed.
Hey, get dressed.
Hey, hey! Everyone!
Hey, hey! Everyone!
Hey, I'm being snubbed!
Hey, I'm being snubbed!
Hey, it's all right, I'm fine. I'm not in that thing, you know,
Hey, it's all right, I'm fine. I'm not in that thing, you know,
Hey, it's me Waldo.
Hey, it's me Waldo.
Hey, kids, my guest this week is Mr Monroe.
Hey, kids, my guest this week is Mr Monroe.
Hey, Mr Monroe! Mr Monroe.
Hey, Mr Monroe! Mr Monroe.
Hey, Mr. Monroe, Mr. Monroe, why are you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe?
Hey, Mr. Monroe, Mr. Monroe, why are you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe?
Hey, over here! Hey, over here...
Hey, over here! Hey, over here...
Hey, that's not a bad idea, actually.
Hey, that's not a bad idea, actually.
Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair.
Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair.
Hey! Did you get off with any of the mums?
Hey! Did you get off with any of the mums?
Hey! We have to go!
Hey! We have to go!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. The birthday girl.
Hey. The birthday girl.
Hi, this is Ash
Hi, this is Ash
Hi!
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
His act is all f this and penis jokes.
His act is all f this and penis jokes.
History of mental illness?
History of mental illness?
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hmm. Me, too.
Hmm. Me, too.
How can you take this?
How can you take this?
How Deep Is Your Love.
How Deep Is Your Love.
How Deep Is Your Love.
How Deep Is Your Love.
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you like it now?
How do you like it now?
How does it feel to be a phenomenon?
How does it feel to be a phenomenon?
How?
How?
How'd you know that?
How'd you know that?
How's the think tanking going, good shit?
How's the think tanking going, good shit?
Huddersfield between 1999 and 2003.
Huddersfield between 1999 and 2003.
Huh?
Huh?
Hurry up, we need to go!
Hurry up, we need to go!
I am knackered, though... so...
I am knackered, though... so...
I am.
I am.
I beg your pardon.
I beg your pardon.
I brought you some cake.
I brought you some cake.
I call them Hunters
I call them Hunters
I came back for this.
I came back for this.
I can appreciate it's... pretty strange.
I can appreciate it's... pretty strange.
I can do it again if you like.
I can do it again if you like.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can live Google any facts, give you stats, quotes,
I can live Google any facts, give you stats, quotes,
I can sign you up to something that helps.
I can sign you up to something that helps.
I can't do this!
I can't do this!
I can't go more than 25 metres from my activation point.
I can't go more than 25 metres from my activation point.
I can't remember who I am.
I can't remember who I am.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't stress the importance of this one enough, OK?
I can't stress the importance of this one enough, OK?
I can't..
I can't..
I could insult you.
I could insult you.
I declare that Liam Monroe
I declare that Liam Monroe
I did commit a series of murders in
I did commit a series of murders in
I didn't discuss that side of things online.
I didn't discuss that side of things online.
I do piss taking.
I do piss taking.
I do, I own the rights.
I do, I own the rights.
I don't blame you.
I don't blame you.
I don't care what it is, I don't want it!
I don't care what it is, I don't want it!
I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in them.
I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in them.
I don't know what you're on about.
I don't know what you're on about.
I don't know why anyone's surprised
I don't know why anyone's surprised
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I don't really need to sleep.
I don't really need to sleep.
I don't want to be a politician.
I don't want to be a politician.
I don't, no. I was just...
I don't, no. I was just...
I don't... Don't make me. I don't want to die.
I don't... Don't make me. I don't want to die.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was just... It was... I'm sorry...
I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was just... It was... I'm sorry...
I dunno.
I dunno.
I got that. In there? OK.
I got that. In there? OK.
I guess I wasn't any different.
I guess I wasn't any different.
I guess they were always like that underneath.
I guess they were always like that underneath.
I had former Minister for Culture Liam Monroe.
I had former Minister for Culture Liam Monroe.
I have to keep within a 25 metre radius unless my administrator
I have to keep within a 25 metre radius unless my administrator
I haven't been happy in a while...
I haven't been happy in a while...
I just gave it Ash's name. The system did the rest.
I just gave it Ash's name. The system did the rest.
I just need a bit of... just getting used to it.
I just need a bit of... just getting used to it.
I just want to see what they're looking at.
I just want to see what they're looking at.
I know a safe place we can go
I know a safe place we can go
I know he's dead, but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.
I know he's dead, but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.
I know you don't eat anything.
I know you don't eat anything.
I know, I know, I know. But she's believed it up to now.
I know, I know, I know. But she's believed it up to now.
I know, I'm not supposed to. It won't kill us.
I know, I'm not supposed to. It won't kill us.
I know! I've got my...
I know! I've got my...
I know. I know,
I know. I know,
I know... I know you.
I know... I know you.
I liked speaking my mind, I could throw some of that at you.
I liked speaking my mind, I could throw some of that at you.
I love that, I love it.
I love that, I love it.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean it, you idiots! Don't vote for me!
I mean it, you idiots! Don't vote for me!
I mean live action, other characters I can do.
I mean live action, other characters I can do.
I mean why?
I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean why? I mean why?
I mean, I don't even have a mouth.
I mean, I don't even have a mouth.
I mean, I don't need to. I can chew and swallow, if that makes it easier.
I mean, I don't need to. I can chew and swallow, if that makes it easier.
I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite...
I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite...
I mean, it's totally batshit crazy I can even talk to you.
I mean, it's totally batshit crazy I can even talk to you.
I mean, look sod name in lights,
I mean, look sod name in lights,
I mean, talk about an undignified entrance.
I mean, talk about an undignified entrance.
I mean...
I mean...
I mean... you look like him on a good day.
I mean... you look like him on a good day.
I met Waldo last night.
I met Waldo last night.
I missed you. I missed you so much!
I missed you. I missed you so much!
I need a drink.
I need a drink.
I never expressed suicidal thoughts, or self harm.
I never expressed suicidal thoughts, or self harm.
I notice you keep that pretty quiet.
I notice you keep that pretty quiet.
I promise you I'm OK.
I promise you I'm OK.
I remember you brought me up here when we first met your mum.
I remember you brought me up here when we first met your mum.
I said put it down.
I said put it down.
I saw it. I saw it.
I saw it. I saw it.
I say creepy,
I say creepy,
I see our friend Monroe is in the news again,
I see our friend Monroe is in the news again,
I should've just run yous over.
I should've just run yous over.
I snotted in yours, is that OK?
I snotted in yours, is that OK?
I sound like a right sick fuck.
I sound like a right sick fuck.
I think I'm going mad.
I think I'm going mad.
I think it's great you're moving on.
I think it's great you're moving on.
I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel
I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel
I think this is my daughter.
I think this is my daughter.
I think we have to ask ourselves, what is this for?
I think we have to ask ourselves, what is this for?
I think we have to ask ourselves...
I think we have to ask ourselves...
I think we should.
I think we should.
I think what you're doing with Waldo is fascinating.
I think what you're doing with Waldo is fascinating.
I think you just wanted me to cling to you.
I think you just wanted me to cling to you.
I thought people might find it funny.
I thought people might find it funny.
I thought we were going to...?
I thought we were going to...?
I Tweeted that, too.
I Tweeted that, too.
I used to hate walking in the country.
I used to hate walking in the country.
I wanna talk to you!
I wanna talk to you!
I warned you.
I warned you.
I was hoping he'd nosh me off!
I was hoping he'd nosh me off!
I was just speaking my mind.
I was just speaking my mind.
I was lashing out. I wasn't even articulate
I was lashing out. I wasn't even articulate
I will crash this van on purpose.
I will crash this van on purpose.
I will. I mean, hon, if you'd just...
I will. I mean, hon, if you'd just...
I woke up in this house and I don't even know if it's my house.
I woke up in this house and I don't even know if it's my house.
I won't bite.
I won't bite.
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
I, the undersigned, being the returning officer
I, the undersigned, being the returning officer
I'd wear trainers myself
I'd wear trainers myself
I'll give that a miss, thanks.
I'll give that a miss, thanks.
I'll have to make my own lunch.
I'll have to make my own lunch.
I'll swing by about nine, so have your breakfast first...
I'll swing by about nine, so have your breakfast first...
I'm a person.
I'm a person.
I'm all right here for now.
I'm all right here for now.
I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows.
I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows.
I'm going to smash the lock off that door, you help him with gun guy
I'm going to smash the lock off that door, you help him with gun guy
I'm here to ask you an important favour. Gather round.
I'm here to ask you an important favour. Gather round.
I'm just scared something's happened to him.
I'm just scared something's happened to him.
I'm just using you as an excuse so I can get an extra slice.
I'm just using you as an excuse so I can get an extra slice.
I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...
I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not ignoring you because there is no you.
I'm not ignoring you because there is no you.
I'm not ignoring you.
I'm not ignoring you.
I'm not kidding, that's literally it.
I'm not kidding, that's literally it.
I'm not walking away from a cartoon.
I'm not walking away from a cartoon.
I'm OK.
I'm OK.
I'm pretty sure that's how they find us.
I'm pretty sure that's how they find us.
I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.
I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I just got your message.
I'm so sorry. I just got your message.
I'm sorry about this, Liam.
I'm sorry about this, Liam.
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm sorry! (SOBS)
I'm sorry! (SOBS)
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. It's rather loud.
I'm sorry. It's rather loud.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm the voice of a blue bear...
I'm the voice of a blue bear...
I'm voting Waldo!
I'm voting Waldo!
I'm worse than a wasted vote.
I'm worse than a wasted vote.
I'm...I'm...I'm speaking about James Salter.
I'm...I'm...I'm speaking about James Salter.
I've been planning this, you know.
I've been planning this, you know.
I've got e mails.
I've got e mails.
I've got one big blue point to make, fool.
I've got one big blue point to make, fool.
I've got stumps.
I've got stumps.
I've just saved your lives. A wee "thank you" would be nice.
I've just saved your lives. A wee "thank you" would be nice.
I've said what I've said and now I'm shutting this door.
I've said what I've said and now I'm shutting this door.
I've... got to go...
I've... got to go...
Idiot. Idiot!
Idiot. Idiot!
If I'm not real, why you talking to him?
If I'm not real, why you talking to him?
If that thing is the main opposition
If that thing is the main opposition
If that's, Doing well, then we are doomed!
If that's, Doing well, then we are doomed!
If there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece,
If there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece,
If we fuck the politicians out the equation?
If we fuck the politicians out the equation?
If we step on it we might be able to shut it down before they get to us.
If we step on it we might be able to shut it down before they get to us.
If you could leave via that door.
If you could leave via that door.
If you like it...
If you like it...
If you were preaching revolution, well that'd be something,
If you were preaching revolution, well that'd be something,
If you're absolutely sure.
If you're absolutely sure.
If you're laughing, can I come back inside?
If you're laughing, can I come back inside?
Imagine that she's an escaped lion.
Imagine that she's an escaped lion.
In a debate, your team could Google every word the other guy says,
In a debate, your team could Google every word the other guy says,
In a good way.
In a good way.
In a high interest personal loan commercial.
In a high interest personal loan commercial.
In case you haven't guessed, the pair of you aren't very popular.
In case you haven't guessed, the pair of you aren't very popular.
In the bag
In the bag
In the bathroom.
In the bathroom.
In the disgraced paedophile industry.
In the disgraced paedophile industry.
In the Stentonford by election,
In the Stentonford by election,
In typically loud and crowd pleasing style...
In typically loud and crowd pleasing style...
Is a dog farting the theme tune to Happy Days.
Is a dog farting the theme tune to Happy Days.
Is duly elected member of Parliament for the constituency.
Is duly elected member of Parliament for the constituency.
Is everything all right?
Is everything all right?
Is he nice?
Is he nice?
Is that not the sort of thing I'd say?
Is that not the sort of thing I'd say?
Is that really what this is for?
Is that really what this is for?
Is there anything in your past that might conceivably cause problems?
Is there anything in your past that might conceivably cause problems?
Is there at least a towel? I'm dripping everywhere.
Is there at least a towel? I'm dripping everywhere.
Is to shout and scream
Is to shout and scream
Isn't that basically you calling them twats?
Isn't that basically you calling them twats?
It doesn't look like you.
It doesn't look like you.
It doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it.
It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it.
It goes back and reads through all the things they've ever said online,
It goes back and reads through all the things they've ever said online,
It got worse and worse. And now they've got an audience.
It got worse and worse. And now they've got an audience.
It had been wrapped in a sleeping bag and burnt.
It had been wrapped in a sleeping bag and burnt.
It helped me.
It helped me.
It helps.
It helps.
It hurts, you know it hurts.
It hurts, you know it hurts.
It is a full page.
It is a full page.
It is my birthday.
It is my birthday.
It is, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
It sounds sort of sexy.
It sounds sort of sexy.
It unlocks a little fez for Waldo.
It unlocks a little fez for Waldo.
It unlocks loads of free shit, look.
It unlocks loads of free shit, look.
It was just... It was stupid, because I was so excited about the scan.
It was just... It was stupid, because I was so excited about the scan.
It was wrong to speak to you like that and...
It was wrong to speak to you like that and...
It will let you speak to him.
It will let you speak to him.
It won't be...
It won't be...
It's a bit weird.
It's a bit weird.
It's a death trap anyway, look at it!
It's a death trap anyway, look at it!
It's a ten minute one to one interview with Phillip Crane.
It's a ten minute one to one interview with Phillip Crane.
It's a thief, that thing. What are you doing?
It's a thief, that thing. What are you doing?
It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn, so... I'd better go.
It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn, so... I'd better go.
It's a Waldo pilot, it's a Waldo show,
It's a Waldo pilot, it's a Waldo show,
It's all fine. Calm down.
It's all fine. Calm down.
It's all right. I mean, I'm not, really.
It's all right. I mean, I'm not, really.
It's been incredibly informative
It's been incredibly informative
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's easy, what he does.
It's easy, what he does.
It's fantastic the way Waldo puts the piss up Monroe.
It's fantastic the way Waldo puts the piss up Monroe.
It's going to cut yous both in half
It's going to cut yous both in half
It's going to piss...
It's going to piss...
It's good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's got to be Waldo, Waldo, Waldo.
It's got to be Waldo, Waldo, Waldo.
It's just a bit odd.
It's just a bit odd.
It's just eerie.
It's just eerie.
It's just not very you.
It's just not very you.
It's just not very you.
It's just not very you.
It's just...
It's just...
It's like fish food.
It's like fish food.
It's like the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at, or something.
It's like the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at, or something.
It's like you're doing this for a showreel...
It's like you're doing this for a showreel...
It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no one can...
It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no one can...
It's locked.
It's locked.
It's more swearing.
It's more swearing.
It's not a hard question, is it?
It's not a hard question, is it?
It's not been returned yet, no,
It's not been returned yet, no,
It's not funny. It's sweet.
It's not funny. It's sweet.
It's not hard, we just slosh a load of petrol round, strike a light..
It's not hard, we just slosh a load of petrol round, strike a light..
It's not real, is it?
It's not real, is it?
It's not the weekend.
It's not the weekend.
It's nutrient gel.
It's nutrient gel.
It's obscene to use his name. His name, for God's sake!
It's obscene to use his name. His name, for God's sake!
It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.
It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.
It's OK, they've gone.
It's OK, they've gone.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's so tough to get a breakthrough these days,
It's so tough to get a breakthrough these days,
It's software. It mimics him.
It's software. It mimics him.
It's students, you'll walk it.
It's students, you'll walk it.
It's texture mapping.
It's texture mapping.
It's the plans for the transmitter compound
It's the plans for the transmitter compound
It's the signal. The images are on them, they're on the screen.
It's the signal. The images are on them, they're on the screen.
It's The Waldo polling app.
It's The Waldo polling app.
It's too toxic.
It's too toxic.
It's usually daddy issues, eh?
It's usually daddy issues, eh?
It's Waldo time!
It's Waldo time!
It's, er... It's interesting stuff though.
It's, er... It's interesting stuff though.
Jack freaks me out.
Jack freaks me out.
Jack's here. He wants to see us.
Jack's here. He wants to see us.
Jailbait Dimbleby.
Jailbait Dimbleby.
James Salter, this is the man who's behind all this.
James Salter, this is the man who's behind all this.
Jamie, hurry up.
Jamie, hurry up.
Jamie, the guy who plays him.
Jamie, the guy who plays him.
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie?
Jamie?
Jamie?
Jamie?
Jamie.
Jamie.
Jamie.
Jamie.
Jason Gladwell has resigned as an MP,
Jason Gladwell has resigned as an MP,

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