Rick and Morty - Season 1 Edit

A all right, whatever.

A cocky Morty can lead to some big problems.

A complimentary plate of James Cameronion rings.

A emergency!

A few people that very much agree with you

A flimflam like, that's what we eat on girvonesk.

A giant, naked man over the continental United States.

A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs.

A ho, ho, ho, everybody.

A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all...

A list of fears and questions or a collection of real experiences?

A little smarter, would you?

A living museum of humanity's most noble and ferocious diseases.

A lot of people don't get that.

A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population.

A man and his boy, making planets.

A man painted silver who makes robot noises!

A Mexican armada shows up.

A movie about a guy eating shit.

A mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but

A nursing home?

A price for everything, mr. Goldenfold.

A price for everything.

A rail system seems archaic for an attraction this impressive.

A real man stands by his woman.

A reality where everyone in the world got genetically cronenberged.

A simulation operating at minimum capacity?

A singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill!

A society of intelligent dogs, one that will not make the same

A sophisticated predator,

A strain of these bacteria, but the scar tissue keeps them...

A student was frozen to death.

A sure, sweetie. Here.

A typewriter that generates best selling murder mysteries

A very satisfying project for people of all ages.

A violent Antiques Show...

A whole world populated by intelligent dogs.

A wrong color foundation for your skin,

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Abomination tortured by the duality of its being.

About banging my daughter in high school.

About gender politics were projection of your feminine insecurity.

About outside the ministry of money's fundraiser.

About the precise nature and

About what appears to be...

Absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,

Accident during routine surveillance of your world.

Accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood.

According to who other versions of you?

Accusation, and in the way of

Actually, I studied Dr. Bloom's work.

Actually, there is

Advanced, they had also halted

Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun.

Adventures have conflict. Deal with it.

Adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax.

Advertising? Wow!

After a little scary coitus,

After dinner, Titanic 2 will attach to the rail system near

After suffering an apparent breakdown.

After your father's brush with cancer and losing your Uncle,

Aggressive creature in the universe.

Ah, then perhaps you could make use of this.

Ah, well, I remember

Ah, well, Mr. Terry,

Aha! Here we go.

Ahem. Excuse me!

Ahh! So good.

Ain't no game, sucka.

Airflow is down 20%.

Al qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out,

Alexand

Alive? For your parents?

All 100 years.

All a hundred days.

All day long, forever.

All electronic items are going in the stocking now.

All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty!

All kinds of crazy characters

All kinds of science.

All my... All my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch.

All right, all right, fine, Morty, you party pooper buzzkill!

All right, all right, Morty.

All right, all right, there.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, everybody, party is officially over!

All right, everybody.

All right, fine.

All right, great. Wonderful.

All right, I'm not going to get him.

All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.

All right, just one more rally,

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go.

All right, listen, Jerry

All right, Morty, here we are.

All right, Morty, I just got to combine it with some of your DNA.

All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this.

All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working.

All right, Morty, time to make our move.

All right, Morty.

All right, Morty.

All right, Morty.

All right, Morty.

All right, Mortys, listen up.

All right, now, everybody get settled.

All right, okay, you know, if this was a story,

All right, Rick you little son of a bitch!

All right, Rick, look how much longer is this gonna be?

All right, ruffles... What's his name?

All right, that got... that actually got old pretty quick.

All right, that should do it.

All right, that's it. We're just gonna go there,

All right, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance.

All right, well... I'll see you after school.

All right, who can tell me what 5 x 9 is?

All right, yeah, put put them on my... Eh.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Calm down. Listen to me, Morty.

All right. Come on, Morty. Let's go.

All right. Hold hold on.

All right. Okay.

All that stuff I said earlier about your adventure.

All the cool stuff we did, you know.

All the ladies say, "yeah!"

All three of us.

All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay?

All we have to do is go out and find us some kalaxian crystals.

All writing is, in my opinion.

All you care about is having popular people like you.

All your most valuable secrets will now be ours!

Allahu akbar!

Allowed them to focus entirely on war,

Almost finished, Jerry?

Alright, alright seriously though.

Alright, back to... back to...

Alright, that's it, no more History Chanel!

Alright...

Also, every 10 seconds, it stabs your balls.

Also, talk about Pluto being a planet.

Alternate Ricks by the authority

Am I right ladies and gentlemen?

Amazing. A dimension where all proper nouns begin with "Schmla".

An earth man made this top.

An eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.

An unprecedented Rick icidal epidemic.

Anatomy park is doomed.

Anatomy park's greatest attraction,

And a lot of versions of me on different timelines had

And a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something.

And a shmoopy doop to the same party.

And a very good morning it is for our guest,

And All Sorts of Things... THE MOVIE!

And also I can't feel anything either, did I mention that?

And also, knock next time, you know?

And and we're gonna bring it to those villagers.

And are therefore free fi to fo home.

And because I have a human shield.

And change the combination, you bunch of idiots!

And clothing stores have sweatshops.

And created this masterpiece from your suffering.

And cross... attack... these two brothers.

And cuff me, thank you very much.

And do a little bit of investigating.

And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast,

And for creating the sound of which we do not speak

And God forbid anyone ever take my s****y, little pig dul... smiggles.

And he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your eyes.

And hispanic on half.

And hitting on their prettiest girl.

And how did such backwards idiots invent robots?

And how do we spend the rest of it?

And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom.

And I am too young to drive.

And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it,

And I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss.

And I killed her. Here's the weapon.

And I know that's not a popular opinion,

And I need them to help me with my research, Morty.

And I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up

And I never stopped thinking about what might've been.

And I really could go for some enchiladas.

And I shouldn't be fired.

And I spent a lot on this top.

And I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence!

And I won't be able to...

And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!

And I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked.

And I'm coming home to share it with my beautiful wife.

And I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.

And I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

And if not, like you say, no more adventures or whatever.

And if you hurt him, you have to kill me, Rick!

And if you think my top is cute, you cannot execute.

And if you want to compete in this world,

And in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and

And in this one, we were dead.

And inevitably its impossibility.

And it ends at your neck making you look like a party clown.

And it was born on America's soil which entitles it...

And it's got the perfect climate conditions

And it's half human.

And it's the official car of Mr. Sneezy 3D.

And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and so that's the surprise, Morty.

And knock this thing out in two or three days.

And listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier.

And look it right here's where you are, Rick.

And made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned

And maybe stop by the hospital... to support my wife...

And meanwhile, the whole house is being destroyed!

And mentally scar the boy scouts every Christmas.

And my grandson wants the sex robot.

And nobody will ever be able to eat them.

And now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich.

And now it's sports time, coming up.

And now the first kid is going to do something with turquoise.

And now they just fight with each other over

And now, another Quick Mystery.

And now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you.

And now, here's... human music.

And now, weather. Is anyone else cold or is it just me?

And on everyone's mind pick it up, we'll be right back.

And once again, I'm flying away with everything I can carry,

And only you, forever.

And pay phone on half.

And pour it all into the fuel tank so we can get the hell out of here!

And returning, for his 25th consecutive year: Bobby Moynihan!

And so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance.

And sometimes the truth hurts. But it must be accepted.

And surface shrinkage to deep core Plutonium drilling?

And that there is half Morty and half... who knows... what.

And that's how I took my storefront

And that's how we play happy hands.

And that's what I'm talking about, Morty.

And that's when real turbulent juice is coming,

And that's when things got knocked into 12th gear.

And the "pickles" is Pluto.

And the answer was, does it make pirates?

And the council ain't gonna stop thinking it's me

And the final ingredient...

And the more we remove, the more Pluto shrinks.

And the only influence I can see Rick having...

And the scent of cheap champagne

And the zigerions got nothing of mine.

And then a giant tornado came...

And then I got it on the dream

And then it stops existing.

And then Jupiter

And then makes the murders happen in real life?

And then the the blood, and the red, and the water...

And then they'll be in my stomach,

And then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?

And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty.

And then who wants to narcissistically obsess about their alternate self?

And then you'll have some time traveling mittens

And there was violence and...

And there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits.

And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it!

And there's so many TVs, microwaves, radios...

And these babies just saved this lame ass party!

And these things are just hanging there.

And they love your dad telling everyone Pluto's a

And they ran as fast as they could... from giant cat monsters.

And they they they they all wanted time with me.

And they'll fall right out of mine.

And together, we're gonna run around, Morty.

And tries to steal my Strawberry Smiggles.

And use my son for your stupid science,

And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.

And we'll crap all over that.

And we're both insecure enough to agree to a three way!

And we're gonna take them for everything they've got.

And wheelchair on half.

And when that happens, I'm suing you first.

And within a day he'll be an adult male Gazorpian,

And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in.

And you better bet your bottom dollar...

And you could save four billion lives.

And you didn't realize how much you valued my approval?

And you get to keep the powers.

And you go in another room?

And you gotta take care of it.

And you know what they say about that.

And you know, for what it's worth,

And you know, I don't really have anything to...

And you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy

And you pooped your pants, and you threw your poopy undies

And you seem like a guy who really has it all together.

And you want to grab him and stuff him

And you're also gonna lose a significant amount of

And you're gonna be part of them,

And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty,

And you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!

And your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.

And your earth is yet another planet dominated by men.

And your favorite kind of shirt in stock, huh, Morty?

And your sister found out she was an unwanted pregnancy.

And, Nancy, you should go, too.

And, uh, we were wondering,

And, you know, it would

And..

And... no more adventures with Morty.

And... um...

And... we're learning to live again.

Announcement that is what, Jerry?

Anti planet nut job Scroopy Noopers was screaming

Any damage to this house or these children when we get back,

Any idea what that is down there?

Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,

Anything. Anything for my precious Morty.

Apologizes for its false

Apparently they've got some real creative differences.

Apparently, nothing.

Apples are food.

Are are are you people even human?

Are some glip glops from the third dimension going to come

Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?

Are we sure we want to do this? Look at our own alternate lives?

Are you a simulation?!

Are you enjoying this?

Are you hea... Do you lis... You hear me, summer?

Are you hungry... for... apples?!

Are you joking me?

Are you kidding me, Jerry?

Are you kidding me, Rick?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? This again?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding?

Are you listening to me, Morty?

Are you mad?!

Are you sure the ship will sink?

Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before?

Are you telling me four billion Plutonians are wrong?

Are you the devil? A demon?

Are you the ruler of this earth?

Are you trying to say my family's poor?

Are you trying to say my family's poor?

Are you, like, uh are you, like, their caretaker?

Are you, Rick?

Are you?

Arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall

Arming neutrino bomb.

Arriving at...

As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with.

As for you dingdongs...

As the square root of your age times 10!

As you know, Morty, I've got a lot of enemies

Assemble the troops.

At last! Two heroes! You must help us!

At least he's active in the community.

At least let me be insane with Jessica

At least the devil has a job.

At least they're not in love with you anymore, though.

At least we can agree on that.

At our wedding and guess what.

At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine.

Aw, come on, Rick.

Aw, geez, dad.

Aw, geez, Rick.

Aw, geez, Rick.

Aw, geez, Rick. I don't know if I like this plan, you know?

Aw, geez, Rick. What'd you do?

Aw, geez.

Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history.

Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna".

Aw, hell, no, dawg.

Aw, man, geez! Seriously?

Aw, man.

Aw, man. I really liked this life.

Aw! Oh, my God!

Aw! Squanchy!

Aw. Thank you.

Aww, bitch.

Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this.

Aww!

Aww. Look at his face.

B birdperson?

Baby Legs, and Regular Legs,

Baby Legs, don't talk back to me.

Baby Legs, here we go!

Baby Legs, you're a good detective...

Back off!

Back upstairs.

Bad dog! Bad!

Bad person. Bad.

Bad.

Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.

Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.

Be pretty special to span over all those different timelines.

Be sharing that information with us, you know?

Beauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind?

Because everyone was cronenberged all along

Because he loves her.

Because he's dead, too!

Because I can't see anything.

Because I got a big... you know...

Because I said so!

Because I was always jealous of you hanging out with Morty,

Because I'm having a party, b I I I itch!

Because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed.

Because it does not exist, you are hereby sentenced to...

Because it looks like you're inside a simulation...

Because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.

Because it's usually Morty's grandpa

Because of your stupid boobs.

Because sometimes what you really need is for

Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand

Because this is a sane place, where women rule.

Because we're both rational adults

Because you can't blow up humanity.

Because you know, there is always another pawn shop.

Because you're as dumb as I am

Because you're so in love with school.

Because, uh,

Because, you know, once I pull this lever, it's all back to normal.

Before the jury reaches its verdict,

Before the system reboots!

Begin phase two.

Beginner's luck.

Behind this cookie jar

Believe it, Morty.

Bend your knees. Bend them.

Besides, your home is most likely swarming with Ricks by now.

Bet you're glad I think kindles are dumb now.

Bet you're loving this, Morty.

Beth Sanchez, I have been in love with you since high school.

Beth you're a treasure.

Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual.

Beth, listen to me.

Beth!

Beth...

Between one guy, who can't get a break...

Between us, from now on, it's gonna be

Beyond repair like we did, you know, and turned everyone

Big tough guy all of a sudden.

Bill Murray did the voice of Gazorpazorp... or Garfield, I mean.

Bill Murray played in the movie.

Birdperson!

Birdperson.

Blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door.

Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country.

Body, and soul, and when minds and souls are joined for

Boo yah! Hold your breath.

Boo, boo! Morty sucks!

Boo!

Boo! You suck, whatever your name is.

Boom!

Born with stumpy legs, would

Both what we really wanted?

Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I?

Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.

Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?

Boy, who let the frogs out, huh?

Boy, you really are 17.

Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.

Boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one.

Boy. [BLEEP] you, Jon. You [BLEEP] dumb, stupid, idiot.

Brad is here!

Brad!

Brad! Hey!

Brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.

Break the cycle, Morty.

Breaking News: Academy Award winning actor Jerry Smith

Breathe that breathe that fresh air in, Morty.

Bring his Morty.

Bring it to "Curse Purge Plus".

Bring the boy to me.

Bring up the holograms.

Bring us Morty!

Buckle up, bitch!

Buckle up!

Buh bye.

Built right into the side of the step.

Buries them in the dreams of the

But but

But a drawing of me you made when you were 8

But a few years ago, your scientists noticed Pluto had

But as soon as they get bored, they'll be onto us.

But but forget about that,

But but, uh, how about next time...

But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect my seeds, Morty?

But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

But first a deep sip from a very tall glass of "I told you so".

But first, mojitos!

But he has to keep going to school.

But here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps.

But hey, why don't you have pink spaceship?

But I do have one emergency solution that I can use that'll kind of put

But I it's been like a whole year!

But I shall finally know peace

But I spent so much time there,

But I think we all like Fluffy disks of cake with syrup on top,

But I told the both of you school is stupid.

But I want to murder everyone I see.

But I was able to trace the signal.

But I'll tell you some tell you how how I feel about school, Jerry.

But I'll tell you something you know what?

But I'm almost sorry we're finished.

But I'm just saying, if that becomes impossible,

But I'm standing under a nose like a 70 mile cherry.

But I'm starting to get nervous

But I've never been able to participate.

But if I did, boy, I'd love them

But if you have the flu, stay home.

But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty,

But it could certainly be nominated for an award for commercials

But it was not designed to hold a corpse load.

But it's my two cents on the issue.

But it's the most successful campaign to come out

But it's the perfect moment.

But let's get back to the brothers, because

But let's make it interesting, Morty.

But maybe I can find suitable parents

But most importantly, you got to relax.

But not good enough, because of your baby legs

But not on a horse, on a human!

But now it's my turn

But now the fourth wall has been broken.

But now we also know the code to your fabled safe, Rick Sanchez!

But obviously, if I hadn't screwed up as much as I did,

But on earth, a certain percentage of males are born gay,

But some people put the work in.

But someone out there is killing Ricks,

But sometimes, plans need a helping paw.

But thank you.

But that's no reason to accept our fate!

But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes.

But that's where all the people and the animals are.

But that's where all the people and the animals are.

But the fact remains if you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on earth

But the rich Plutonians won't wake up,

But then I realized it just means that our relationship must

But then, when they made the movie...

But these gears just started turnin'.

But they made a big mistake this time, Morty.

But they're really good at making these chips.

But this idea was tested in a state of the art simulation.

But this is the best weekend I've had since salem

But we can't get killed.

But we do now!

But we don't like the idea of these people getting married.

But we will get all strokes off his game.

But we're also in a really bad situation!

But you can't hide!

But you get you get a whole matrix of Mortys and

But you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.

But you know what, grandpa Rick?

But you know? I channeled it all into my work.

But you were already pregnant!

But you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape.

But you're a genius scientist.

But your eyes are so beautiful!

But your guess is as good as mine, Morty.

But, at the same time

But, beyond that.

But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

But, I'm ashamed to admit, now that they're gone, I'm finally happy.

But, listen, speaking of those crystals,

But, mrs. Tate, why do you want cursed items?

But, my...

But, you know, m meeting them head on,

But, you know, now they want to eat me afterwards!

But...

But... the truth is, it's more meaningful than that.

Butter.

By a hidden ruling class.

By a mentally ill scientist.

By cartoons of Japanese teenagers.

Call us up, and order some fake doors today.

Calm down, Jerry.

Calm down, Morty!

Calm down!

Can can can you be a little bit more specific?

Can do! I'm Mr

Can I get the rest of them?

Can I show these to you?

Can we maybe go somewhere more private?

Can we start cleaning the house and see how we feel?

Can we stow the gadgets and look alive?

Can you blame him?

Can you fix it?

Can you help me get him back?

Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?

Can't believe our daughter married you.

Can't wait to meet this fascinating character.

Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours,

Careful, dad.

Careful, guys.

Caw!

Cellphone. No, no, no, no. Rotary.

Certainly. I mean,

Champion in 1936, and then you'll be trapped

Charging right into them like a bull that's how we grow as people.

Check it out

Check out this refrigerator! Only $200!

Check this out.

Checkmate.

Children on display like the dachshund?

Choose wisely.

Cleaning up every now and then, you know.

Clever twist.

Close.

Clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions.

Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby.

Come and join us.

Come here

Come here, Morty! Oh, I gotcha!

Come here, right now.

Come on come on down.

Come on out, Jerry!

Come on, birdperson.

Come on, Gazorpazorpfield, go easy on me, huh?

Come on, hurry.

Come on, let's get some stuffing.

Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing.

Come on, Morty, don't be like that

Come on, Morty!

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty.

Come on, Morty. Let's hit it.

Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here.

Come on, old man, little boy.

Come on, quit it, Rick!

Come on, Rick, quit stalling.

Come on, Rick!

Come on, Rick.

Come on, um...

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Time's up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Are you kidding me?

Come on. Let's go.

Come up here.

Come with me.

Coming up next on "Shmloo's the Shmloss", Shmlony has a nightmare.

Concentrated dark matter the fuel for accelerated space travel.

Concentrated dark matter?

Concentrated huh?

Contents of your brain and then kill you.

Continue on your adventures together?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. And who pays me?

Cool. I'm coming, too.

Could hide, it's not like he'd

Could you make some sort of chemical thing

Council of Ricks?

Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.

Country have been coming in

Crap, they need me at the horse hospital.

Creator of the nationally syndicated comic strip "Marmaduke".

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high.

Cute.

DA

Dad, can I have my phone back?

Dad, he wants to be called snowball.

Dad, how could you make

Dad, I need a ride to work.

Dad, I'm not giving you my phone.

Dad, I'm so confused.

Dad, mom is a beautiful woman!

Dad, mom, come on.

Dad, please.

Dad, Pluto isn't a planet.

Dad, that is so sweet!

Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again.

Dad, their whole planet is dying.

Dad, there he is!

Dad, what did you think about the recent report

Dad, what's your endgame?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad? Summer? Where were you guys this whole time?

Dada?

Dada.

Daddy, can I go outside?

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Damn.

Davin! Davin!

Davin! Davin!

Davin! Davin.

Davin.

Death!

Death.

Deezy... Mc... Deluxe.

Deformed human and put their

Depending on my aim, you should be just South of the entrance.

Destroy it.

Destruction, domination.

Diabolic son of a motherf

Did he call you "father"?

Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?

Did we learn a lesson here I'm not seeing?

Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?

Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?

Did you really talk me out of the abortion?

Diseases?

Do I I I I it!

Do I need to call the police?

Do it, Morty. Do it.

Do not call me that!

Do not let that thing out of your sight.

Do you guys realize that Christ was born today?

Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty?

Do you know what a vole is, Morty?

Do you know what I want you to do with them?

Do you know what you've done?!

Do you like this?

Do you mean this?

Do you mind if I skip the whole "king of the world" bit?

Do you need a mnemonic device or something?

Do you really think this world is real?

Do you think grandpa Rick had something to do with this?

Do you think they would have done this for us?

Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?

Do your worst, you little bastards!

Do yourself a favor and pop by pirates of the pancreas.

Doc, didn't you say that the body was filling with gas?

Does anybody else have any more k lax?

Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure it?

Does this conversation seem tedious to me?

Doesn't he just have to stand by a Morty to hide?

Doesn't matter.

Doing a little bonding and

Doing what?

Domination!

Don't be a baby!

Don't brace yourselves

Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.

Don't even hesitate, Don't even worry and don't even...

Don't even trip about your pants... dawg.

Don't even trip, dawg.

Don't even trip.

Don't even worry about it...

Don't judge, Morty.

Don't judge.

Don't know how you thought I meant it, but...

Don't let me die!

Don't look at another man's portal gun history.

Don't look at me, dude.

Don't mean any harm. Coming in peace.

Don't move.

Don't need to.

Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul

Don't praise him now, Morty! He just peed on the carpet!

Don't punish us for it.

Don't put this on acquisitions!

Don't squaunch at me.

Don't stay up all night again.

Don't talk about my parents like that.

Don't tell me that!

Don't think about it!

Don't worry about it, Morty.

Don't worry about it, Morty.

Don't worry about it... Let's just... just see where this goes.

Don't worry about your Christmas, Jerry.

Don't worry. It won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack.

Don't worry. It won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack.

Don't you want to make sure people know what they're getting?

Don't you worry about that sort of thing, cronenberg Morty.

Dormant.

Down that grid and rescue all those Mortys outside?

Dreams move one one hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time

Dude, are you w you're being a dick, right?

Dude, stay in your league.

Due to their increasingly destructive behavior.

Dumb.

E. Coli outbreak.

Earth Rick C 137, the council

Earth Rick C 137, the council

Earth scientist Jerry Smith, who's making headlines with his bold

Easy, Rick

Eccentric old man that treats me nice and values me.

Eh, I make my own stuff.

Eh, unless she has the flu.

Enjoy being human!

Enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?

Entrance to what?

Equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system."

Equals? We make 70% of your salary for the same job!

Especially dummies like me.

Eternity and when eternity is at the door, it's an invitation

Even give it a second thought. That's our slogan.

Every family on this block has to wonder if they're together by choice.

Every minute, rickandmorty.com.

Every now and then, little fella.

Every time they do, I'm one step ahead of them.

Every weekend, Jacks and Roses have their Titanic experience in

Everybody over 30, do this with your hands!

Everybody shut up!

Everybody sto o o p! Look at me!

Everybody with a red shirt, jump up and down!

Everybody, get back!

Everybody, head for the colon!

Everybody, in here!

Everybody, move inside the circle.

Everybody, relax.

Everybody, take a device.

Everybody, this is the best student.

Everyone in this town got something they wanted from you even Rick.

Everyone is Eric Stoltz "mask" people.

Everyone knows you don't care

Everyone thinks about it.

Everyone wants to take this to a racial place.

Everything back to normal, relatively speaking.

Everything cool in here, Beth?

Everything should be fine.

Everything stays cool here, you know?

Everything will go 100 times slower, Morty.

Everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp.

Everything's black, I can't see a thing!

Everything's deductible.

Everything's free, right?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Evidence! Good idea.

Evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines.

Except for me, because they're going to be all inside my stomach.

Except you. You go over there.

Except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, sir, is your Morty insured?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Exhibits?

Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry.

Fact that everyone's still having a blast in there,

Fair enough.

Fake pussy with sticks and rocks all day long.

FakeDoors.com is our website,

Fast food gives people diabetes,

Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!

Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!

Feeling that way about a young

Fertilized surrogates are returned here to our nursery.

Fighting continues as the dog army captures the eastern seaboard.

Fine, I'll find a world where you bothered to have me.

Fine!

Fine. But also, tomorrow is your one year anniversary back in our lives.

Fine. I'm gonna take this thing into my workshop,

First row, take one. Pass it back for me.

Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad.

Five Mortys and a jumper cable.

Five plus five.

Flurlow, halzingers, bloogies, juicy time babies.

Follow through!

For a crowd this tiny.

For a special type of tree, Morty, called a mega tree,

For high concept Sci Fi rigamarole?

For me?

For Morty Jr. on this robot homeworld,

For real, man, time to pull out.

For the crimes of treason against woman kind

For the dummies of the universe, now that you're one of us.

Forget about the park, doctor!

Frank Palicky was frozen to death today!

Free of charge.

From "Needful Things," where you can get evil items for free!

From a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always dressed as superman.

From diamond cars to golden showers.

From here we dispense mechanical surrogates

From infinite universes. Look.

From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.

From planet to asteroid to meteor, and finally..

From Summer being a total bitch!

From tiny rogerts?

Full disclosure, Morty it's not.

Fun's over.

G Go without saying

G g give it! No, Rick!

G guy up front says, "two plus two."

Galactic terrorists, a few sub galactic dictators,

Game day bucket go boom.

Gar Manarnar!

Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system.

Gee, thanks, Brad.

Gee, thanks, Morty.

Geez, I don't know, Morty.

Geez, I just got to go to the bathroom.

Geez, man. Ricks, huh?

Geez, Rick, in the

Geez, you're easy to impress.

Geez!

Genetic compiler, incubation chamber.

Gentlemen, a moment of your time.

Get away from me and my Strawberry Smiggles! No!

Get away from the windows!

Get down! Hurry, run!

Get in here quick, get out quicker,

Get in, Morty.

Get it?

Get it?

Get it?

Get me out of this.

Get off of me, Morty!

Get off of me!

Get off!

Get on down to "Real Fake Doors"!

Get out of here now! Everybody out of here!

Get out.

Get over here!

Get over here!

Get the crystals! I'll handle the beast!

Get them!

Get to the digestive tract!

Get your clothes off and get in the shower right now.

Get your hands off of him!

Giant feet, even relative to the giant man's size,

Giant testicle monsters.

Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

Give him what he wants!

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

Give me a ping pong ball.

Give me my baby!

Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore.

Glenn's bleeding to death!

Go be part of some stupid club, like all those dumb Ricks.

Go fetch!

Go find Rick and go over my head about Pluto?

Go have some fun out there birdp bird birdperson.

Go nuts, Morty. It's foolproof

Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!

Go on.

Go ride around, and have a jolly old time.

Go to the bathroom.

Go, go, go!

Go. Talk to her.

God damn it, Morty. I ask you to do one thing!

God is dead! The government's lame!

God, Morty, what a boring start to an adventure.

God?

God's turning people into insect monsters, Beth.

Goldenfold landed the plane, and he's created a mechanical

Goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up.

Goldenfold, we're coming out!

Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated.

Gonorrhea can't see us if we don't move.

Good for you.

Good in the neighborhood.

Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet.

Good job, Summer, and thanks girls.

Good luck you two, there's a criminal to kill.

Good news, though, Morty.

Good one, dad.

Good work, Morty.

Got to relax.

Got to relax.

Got... haunted boxing gloves that will make you the heavyweight

Gotten so small they couldn't even call it a "planet" anymore.

Grab as many processors as you can carry, Morty.

Grab that bucket.

Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework?

Grandpa Rick, I like working here.

Grandpa Rick, if they leave the butt, and the person wanders off...

Grandpa Rick, where are we going?

Grandpa Rick!

Grandpa Rick!

Grandpa, go home and drink.

Grandpa, so gross! You're talking about my mom.

Grandpa!

Great, now I have to take over a whole planet

Great.

Great. Nice work, Morty.

Great. Not only is the ship not sinking,

Gross. I might have just touched one of Morty's loads.

Groups that feel like they're doing the right thing.

Guess who just sold the apples campaign.

Guilty! I sentence you to life in prison.

Guilty! Sentenced to murder.

Guys, I'll choke up. I'll follow through.

Guys, mom and dad are, like, right around the corner.

Guys, seriously.

H have you have you met my buddy scropon?

H hello?

Ha ha, Hamster in Butt World Weather is done,

Ha ha! Sorry, dude!

Ha!

Ha! Nice.

Had everything gone as planned,

Hand me the laser difibulator.

Happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know,

Happened to you, that was the

Happy human holiday, dad.

Happy to help... rose.

Has attended this school for a

Haste makes waste.

Have a little perspective.

Have a nice time, like just hanging out, and, you know,

Have an idea.

Have fun, you two.

Have fun. Come on, Morty.

Have somebody, you know I want you to have the thing

Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from

Have you been drinking, Rick?

Have you ever tried to relax?!

Have you not been getting the

Haven't we spent enough time on you?

He he's from a reality where

He also did that voice of that one guy from Ghostbusters.

He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed!

He can travel through dreams.

He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.

He didn't make you anything, man.

He died.

He dumped me.

He felt terrible.

He got these crystals.

He is a like little me.

He is a selfish, irresponsible ass, and he left my mother.

He is at that age, let's just be proud of him.

He is definitely my slave.

He is more man than you will ever be!

He is the one true Morty!

He just came back into my life,

He keeps saying we can run but we can hide.

He looks pretty bad down there, Morty.

He made me feel like a girl! He made me a girl!

He needs to keep hanging out and helping me.

He only wanted you to accept him,

He recognizes the other dogs on TV.

He roped me into this.

He sacrificed himself to save all of us, Rick.

He said "simple."

He said that he was really sorry and that he loves you like a father.

He thought it looked cool, you know what I mean?

He tried to kill himself.

He was a genius the only man capable of creating a new anatomy park.

He would have had to run until he died, making them worthless.

He'll come around, Beth. Christmas is a special time

He'll design your death

He'll know what's going on.

He's always trying to prove what a man he is.

He's coughing!

He's Eric Stoltz mask Morty.

He's getting sleepy.

He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life.

He's got it!

He's got lifeless eyes... black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

He's got to go through the new machine.

He's in bad shape, Morty.

He's just a huge asshole.

He's like me.

He's my slave. He's my slave.

He's my son!

He's not laughing at your dumb jokes, Rick.

He's saying "I love Obama".

He's saying it ironically.

He's strong, and he's never going to give up.

He's too smart for school.

He's trying to figure out if he's in a simulation still.

He's trying to tell us something.

He's very scary

Hello, 911?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Help! Help!

Hepatitis A! Run!

Hepatitis won't follow us into the respiratory system.

Here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics.

Here we are, cronenberg Morty,

Here we go.

Here, here take these, Morty. Take these.

Here, Morty, put this on while I do a little bit of scouting.

Here, you can use my phone.

Here, you can use my phone.

Here.

Here. These scan your retinas, and let you view parallel time lines

Here's a pair on us, fool.

Here's a screwdriver.

Here's another slogan, right below that one.

Here's where I am.

Hey bro.

Hey everybody! So this is my house,

Hey Jon, it's me, Gazorpazorpfield.

Hey listen, you guys quarantine

Hey man, I don't give a crap about myself, Rick

Hey Morty, you just missed a preview for your Dad's "Citizen Kane".

Hey Rick, that's pretty cool!

Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house,

Hey, Ball Fondlers? Huh? Ball Fondlers?

Hey, Beth. Hello?

Hey, Bloom, it's Rick.

Hey, brah!

Hey, check it out.

Hey, check this out.

Hey, could I get those goggles back for a second?

Hey, dad.

Hey, Dad. W w what's going on?

Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?

Hey, doc.

Hey, don't blow me off.

Hey, everybody.

Hey, get a load of this.

Hey, gonorrhea!

Hey, guys, uh, c can I help?

Hey, he looks a lot like Eric Stoltz from the movie "mask."

Hey, honey, crazy idea bad pitch let's put your dad here.

Hey, how about we use a ping pong ball for Pluto?

Hey, I don't eat poop!

Hey, I'll take it over Mumford & Sons.

Hey, I'm not judging.

Hey, I'm squanching in here!

Hey, if your, uh, mother and I had to split custody...

Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where uh...

Hey, it's a good thing that space outlet had lab coats

Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot.

Hey, it's your choice to take it personally, Morty.

Hey, Jerry, don't worry about it.

Hey, Jerry, you in here being stupid?

Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand?

Hey, Jessica

Hey, just so you know, I'm actually 14.

Hey, keep it down!

Hey, leave him alone!

Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh?

Hey, listen, Rick.

Hey, little buddy.

Hey, look, we get it.

Hey, man, abductions just follows the acquisition order.

Hey, man, I'm not going anywhere.

Hey, man, you seem to know how this place works.

Hey, Morty, let me ask you a question real quick.

Hey, Morty, you want to go on a... Oh.

Hey, Morty.

Hey, Rick, squanchy party, bro!

Hey, Rick, what do you know? Look down there.

Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand shaped device

Hey, Rick, you know, did they use Bill Murray for this?

Hey, Rick? Rick, can you hear me?

Hey, Rick.

Hey, Rick.

Hey, Rick.

Hey, Rick. I have to make a project for the science fair this weekend.

Hey, Rick. It's Alejandro speaking.

Hey, Rick...

Hey, save your Rick rules for the sheep Ricks, Rick pig.

Hey, speak for yourself, because it...

Hey, squanchers!

Hey, Summer, haven't seen you at flute practice in a while

Hey, that's mine!

Hey, there, Jessica.

Hey, there, stranger.

Hey, there. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!

Hey, there's no... dangers or anything, or side effects, right?

Hey, Tom. We know when we're losing him.

Hey, uh, come here.

Hey, uh, what the hell?!

Hey, uh... Y Y Y You doin' okay?

Hey, wait a minute, Rick. I thought this was a commercial.

Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick.

Hey, what do me and O.J. not have in common?

Hey, what the hell, Rick?!

Hey, yo, scary T.,

Hey, you don't know me!

Hey, you know what?

Hey, you know what?

Hey, you know what?

Hey, you know, I was thinking,

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!

Hey! Ohhhhhh.

Hey! Wait for me!

Hey! What do you know? It's a cowboy version of me

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, Frank.

Hi, guys. I'm your new teacher for scary class.

Hi, honey. You're home early.

Hi, I'm a trunk person. And I want...

Hi, I'm Brad Anderson.

Hi, I'm Mr. booby buyer.

Hi, Joyce. Leonard.

Hi, Morty.

Hi, Mr. Meeseeks!

High chair. No, no, no, no. Recliner.

His marriage is hanging from a thread.

His name is scary Terry

His subconscious is panicking.

Hmm, uh, what are you doing?

Hmm?

Hmm. Funny.

Hmm. Human music.

Hold on, Morty.

Hold on, there's more!

Hold on.

Holly shit! You're gonna crush us with a boulder?!

Holy cats!

Holy cow, Rick

Holy crap, I am winning a Nobel Prize.

Holy crap, Morty.

Holy crap!

Holy crap!

Holy crap!

Holy crap! God damn!

Holy crap! This is insane!

Holy crap.

Holy crap.

Holy crap. He's right.

Holy crap. Joyce, that's amazing.

Homework is stupid.

Hooray!

Horse heart surgeon.

House whatever you say it is

How about Showtime Extreme in a world where man evolved from corn.

How about you, Morty?

How are we gonna get back home?

How are you guys not freaking out right now?!

How are you today?

How come you're not at this stupid dance everyone loves so much?

How could I not see this coming?!

How could you be so irresponsible, Rick?

How did this happen?!

How did you know?

How do we get out?

How do you like that?

How do you make concentrated dark matter?

How does that add up to normal humanity?

How dumb are you?

How familiar are you with the Gear Wars, exactly?

How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off

How is this possible?

How long do you guys want? A week? A month?

How soft are his privates?

How soft...

How sophisticated.

How would they find their butt person again?

How you doing in here right now?

How you feel?!

How's this for a burning sensation?

How's your pretend grandpa doing, aka "the devil"?

Huh, seems like TV from other dimensions has a somewhat looser feel to it.

Huh?

Huh? No, no.

Huh? Oh, planet.

Huh? W who is this?

Huh?! Are you a simulation?!

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Big star in the sky.

Huh. Making himself a sandwich now...

Huh. Okay.

Huh. That was easy.

Huh. You think you know a guy.

Humans understand snuffles now?

Hurry!

Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

I I'm also not saying

I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir.

I agree. Where is this going?

I also know you long for female company.

I always hated that song!

I always roll with the punches, Rick.

I am a real surgeon.

I am drawing a line, okay?

I am going to work. Goodbye.

I am gonna go back to the room to finish my book.

I am here if you need to talk.

I am Marsha, ruler of Gazorpazorp.

I am not programmed for friendship.

I am not putting my father in a home!

I am pleased there is no emergency.

I barely have a reason to care, and even inoticed.

I basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus.

I beg your pardon, Rick. Inappropriate

I believe birdperson can arrange that.

I believe I have the knowledge necessary

I bet you feel like the world's smallest man

I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now, huh?

I bet you've seen him make concentrated dark matter a lot.

I built it out of stuff I found in the garage.

I can assure you the ship

I can be the only one to do it alone.

I can get us home whenever I want to.

I can not believe... my ears.

I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know...

I can see you're confused.

I can take out the "eternity" and the padding,

I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart.

I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation.

I can't believe our tax dollars pay for this.

I can't believe she's here

I can't believe this!

I can't do it, Rick! They're my parents and sister!

I can't feel. It's a very rare disease.

I can't go outside anyway!

I can't help but feel a little guilty.

I can't imagine what you two must be going through

I can't leave school again.

I can't let you do that, Morty

I can't take all the credit, Jerry.

I can't take it anymore. I just want to die!

I can't take this anymore!

I can't wait to do that with Beth.

I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.

I can't... I can't...

I check in on him once a year and give him a little medical evaluation.

I consider it a violation.

I couldn't ask for a better staff.

I couldn't have done it without Lincoler.

I couldn't say so until we got in the shower.

I created a spectrum of all the Ricks.

I crunched the numbers.

I deal with them all the time.

I deserve that.

I deserved this!

I deserved this!

I did a pretty good job back there for a human cloaking device.

I did it. Your parents are gonna do it.

I did. See this knife and all the blood on it? Here's my fingerprints.

I didn't even know this award existed.

I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter.

I didn't mean to do that! I'm sorry!

I didn't mean! I didn't mean that!

I didn't peg Lucy for a rapist.

I didn't realize when I gave you that serum

I didn't take him for an active dreamer.

I disagree back.

I do?

I don't

I don't care about Jessica!

I don't care Summer. This place is the worst!

I don't care what anyone says.

I don't care what they were.

I don't deserve this, Beth.

I don't do adventures with chicks, Summer.

I don't even know what she's doing here

I don't even know what the hell it is!

I don't get it, and I don't need to.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't give a [BLEEP] what you think, Jerry.

I don't give a [BLEEP]! I'm Gazorpazorp [BLEEP] field, bitch!

I don't have my phone!

I don't know how many times I have to say this,

I don't know how much I don't know what that is.

I don't know if a knife is necessary.

I don't know if our marriage will...

I don't know what I can do about

I don't know what to say.

I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down,

I don't know, do something with turquoise.

I don't know, Ethan. Do I?!

I don't know, Jacob.

I don't know, Jerry.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, Morty.

I don't know, Rick.

I don't know, Summer! I can't even hear the TV!

I don't know.

I don't know. Can you?

I don't know. Just making conversation with you, Morty.

I don't like being told where to go and what to do.

I don't like it here, Morty. I can't abide bureaucracy.

I don't like the look of that Rick, Morty.

I don't see anything.

I don't suppose you've considered this detail,

I don't think this is working. I give up.

I don't think we can perform our new song,

I don't understand.

I don't wanna masturbate, I wanna conquer the planet!

I don't want girls. I want Jessica.

I done been notifying you.

I ended up lying to you and yelling at you

I envy you.

I fear the worst.

I feel bad that I let you drag us into this.

I fiddled with a concept like this once.

I find this all quite preposterous

I found jello. Can you sneak your mom's vodka?

I found mine.

I found the real killer, bitch!

I found the real killer, bitch!

I get it, Beth. Be careful what you wish for.

I get it.

I get it. Say no more.

I get to be in charge of every third adventure!

I get what Beth was talking about.

I got a bet to win!

I got a computer in here, you know?

I got a surprise for you, Morty.

I got a surprise for you, Morty.

I got a surprise for you.

I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension.

I got it!

I got news for you.

I got pregnant at 17.

I got some on my hands, Morty,

I got to hang back and make sure

I got to help your pathetic family.

I got to tell you, this morning,

I got you pregnant.

I gotta tell you something very important, okay?

I guess he got what he deserved.

I guess I'm still a little defensive.

I guess I'm still confused

I guess it wasn't a rip off of "got milk?" after all.

I guess it's only fair to tell you now, Jerry.

I guess they really do have concentrated dark matter.

I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies,

I had sex with Billy.

I had to... I had to... I had to make a bomb, Morty.

I hate acting, I hate cocaine, I hate Kristen Stewart.

I hate Mumunmunundsdays.

I hate video games!

I hate you so much right now.

I have a Beth just like you in my reality, except you know what?

I have a new catchphrase.

I have a rare antique coin collection!

I have no quarrel with you, boy.

I have something important to tell you.

I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away.

I haven't learned a thing!

I haven't quite captured your beautiful eyes.

I haven't seen him this relaxed in years.

I hear something.

I heard about a little bit of news, myself.

I hope he's eating enough.

I I feel love in my heart, too, just like you.

I I get what you're trying to say, Morty.

I I have to be back at school right now.

I I I don't know what you mean by that

I I I guess that's why you work in advertising.

I I I kind of know how you feel, Summer.

I I I think it's a good idea, Rick.

I I I'm just an object!

I I just have to...

I I mean, w what the hell are we supposed to do?!

I I see no reason to stand here and take this.

I I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me.

I I want to show you something.

I I was fascinating to them.

I I'm I'm in between advertising jobs.

I just did you a favor, Morty.

I just didn't want to admit you were right.

I just googled it.

I just got bored. Everybody out

I just got to relax and go with the flow.

I just had to find one of those realities

I just hope Reuben's not in a room with white carpets or upholstery.

I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

I just killed my family!

I just made a sandwich, peanut butter and jelly,

I just needed to lie down for a bit

I just sold my first pitch!

I just want to find somebody nice and sweet.

I just want to go back to hell,

I just want to know who could've done something like this. It's a travesty!

I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty.

I just want you to know,

I just wish I got to see more of you.

I just won a bunch of shmeckels.

I know it was hard for you to come to the conclusion that you need a partner.

I know Morty Jr. I'm sorry

I know one thing for sure...

I know that new situations can be intimidating.

I know you can do it, son.

I know you're scared, because I'm scared.

I know, c can we wrap this up?

I learned from the best, you old fart

I learned that in the third grade

I like it.

I like to dance... on the graves of my enemies.

I like to dance... on the graves of my enemies.

I like your feathers.

I like your squanch!

I listed them out from most evil to least evil.

I lost that wide eyed girl from muskegon.

I lost the chance to be careful, Rick.

I love being in that sterilized room, sealed off from the world.

I love him more than you do, Harold!

I love him so much, I want to make love to him and then eat his head.

I love it.

I love my grandkids.

I love watching bukkake.

I love you bad, mo mo!

I love you guys, and I love all your families.

I love you so much it burns!

I love you so much.

I love you too, Jessica!

I love you, Jerry. I love you.

I love you, Melissa.

I love you, Morty!

I love you, too, Terry.

I love you.

I may be "the devil", but your grandpa is the devil.

I may need you to work the lasers.

I mean the robot.

I mean what about dancing? Would you like to learn how to dance?

I mean what I really wanna do is slit people's throat,

I mean, are you kidding me, Morty?

I mean, crowds, they have a tendency to make me really nervous.

I mean, do the butts look like little apartments inside?

I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house?

I mean, I don't want to rub it in or anything,

I mean, I really thought that the whole place

I mean, I still put myself through veterinary school.

I mean, I wish we hadn't genetically ruined cronenberg world

I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop.

I mean, I'm it may be derivative,

I mean, I'm sitting in here, I'm 14

I mean, I'm trimming the hedges,

I mean, I've never felt so good in my life.

I mean, I've seen people do that before.

I mean, if your father and I achieved our dreams,

I mean, isn't that what Mortys are human cloaking devices?

I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time

I mean, it's a mess out there.

I mean, it's it's not a place for smart people, Jerry.

I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl.

I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia.

I mean, let's face it,

I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it...

I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us.

I mean, look at how crazy it is.

I mean, Morty,

I mean, obviously, DNA's a little more complicated than that.

I mean, of course not.

I mean, one of these days,

I mean, really get in there and knock them around

I mean, seriously.

I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him?

I mean, soak it in, you know? It's it's pretty neat.

I mean, that seems fair to me I mean,

I mean, that would be, like, the scariest place for them to live.

I mean, the guy teaches high school math.

I mean, the pirates are really ****y.

I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes!

I mean, these things are pointy.

I mean, they they mate once, and then they, you know,

I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business.

I mean, who knows what what if somebody breaks something?

I mean, why would a pop tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick?

I mean, you you look just like Rick.

I mean, you could accomplish the same result with, like,

I mean, you know, I I don't want to shoot nobody.

I mean, you know, once it's fixed, it's done.

I mean, you know, y you kind of had things handled without it.

I mean, you're young.

I mean... it's different from the stuff on earth.

I must say, summer, I thought your grandfather's outburst

I need an extra pair of hands.

I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty.

I need your help.

I never got that impression from reading Marmaduke.

I never had any kids of my own.

I never seen that thing before in my life

I outrank you.

I promise I call you every day I need money

I promise never to make that your problem again.

I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to high school with

I really appreciate you, Morty.

I really don't want to have to do that.

I really had something going there, Rick!

I remember the first time I saw her.

I removed the curse, making

I said "thanks, dumb dumb". Go get more.

I said science isn't always easy.

I say follow through!

I say give me a hand, sidekick.

I say the point of being a Rick is being a Rick.

I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight.

I sense that you're busy and will now be on my way.

I should be able to access...

I should call Bob Saget.

I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum.

I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum.

I should stay.

I shouldn't take my anger out on you or scary Brandon.

I smell the blood of whoop!

I smell the violation of civil liberties!

I sold the idea?

I suppose, Morty. I suppose.

I swear to God, Morty, if it weren't for the

I tell you what... I'll do you a favor.

I think I know what the "a" in NASA stands for.

I think I was about to get married!

I think I'm doing pretty good on my own.

I think I've had enough.

I think it was one of the most underrated attractions.

I think it will be great, Morty.

I think it's time I get a place of my own.

I think Morty's robot was designed for more than long weekends.

I think she's saying, "I love lasagna."

I think that you're the most

I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful

I think they're just good guys.

I think they're just like that?

I think we can be a family.

I think we should make Kevin look, sir.

I think we'll take our food to go.

I think, I can't... I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock,

I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids.

I thought everyone was welcome.

I thought I entered the code right.

I thought I'd go out.

I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry.

I thought those crystals were

I thought you might want it so

I thought you were dead!

I thought you'd never ask.

I thought,

I thought, "Gee, that kind of devalues our bond".

I throw balls far.

I throw in a fart.

I told you I was ordering you something for Valentine's day.

I told you not to practice kiss the living room pillow.

I told you, I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.

I use science to un curse the items for cash,

I wanna go home!

I want I want to be a more complete woman!

I want to be a gardener!

I want to be able to express that love, with both a man and a woman.

I want to write really crazy, intense action novels!

I want you to be the teacher today.

I want you to find Dr. Xenon Bloom.

I wanted to sacrifice myself anyway!

I wanted to say I'm sorry I ever judged you.

I wanted you to find me.

I was you know,

I was reading a newspaper.

I was the only old person there, Morty.

I was your only friend, and I get nothing?

I was Zuckerberg ing people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped.

I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom.

I watch them sometimes...

I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine...

I whipped up and antidote.

I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.

I wish could have been a better grandpa to you.

I wish I knew CPR.

I wish that shotgun was my penis.

I wish this desk was lighter.

I wish this knot was looser.

I wish you hadn't gotten that abortion,

I wish your mother was here to eat them.

I won't let them.

I wonder if you and Morty's father might be able

I wonder what it'll be like, Rick.

I would be so furious with you right now.

I would have liked to see it.

I would have never have found them,

I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness.

I wouldn't do this. It's barbaric overkill.

I wouldn't even have anything to remember

I wrote and directed that? What am I, nuts?

I, uh I could get into trouble.

I... am... finally complete!

I'd like to introduce you to

I'd rather breath poison than living another minute with you!

I'd rather not, actually.

I'll be inside all of you.

I'll be right there

I'll be with Reuben in my workshop

I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.

I'll clean that up.

I'll do it later, Morty. He'll be fine.

I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?

I'll go.

I'll I'll land.

I'll just go ask her to tell

I'll just... get to the pitch.

I'll land the thing.

I'll land. I'll land.

I'll take the highest bidder...

I'll take two.

I'll take us home right now. You just say the word.

I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels

I'll take you to dinner.

I'll talk to you after lunch.

I'll tell you what, though.

I'm I'm doing I'm I'm going to do like from "cape fear".

I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks.

I'm a father now, you know?

I'm a fraud.

I'm a full season behind.

I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.

I'm a scientist.

I'm all right. I'm okay.

I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty.

I'm almost there, Morty!

I'm always helping you with this and that and the other thing.

I'm an alien?

I'm an angry father, not an improvisor.

I'm an idiot, and I love my son.

I'm Ants In My Eyes Johnson,

I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson!

I'm being punished for taking your iPad.

I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother

I'm busy.

I'm calling it. The adventure's over.

I'm coming, Baby Legs! I'm... Regular Legs!

I'm counting to three, Jerry.

I'm deconstructing our our our thing we say.

I'm doing a human holiday!

I'm doing it because it's fun.

I'm don't think you're allowed to say that word, you know?

I'm done with him.

I'm done with these insane adventures!

I'm flattered and humbled.

I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea.

I'm going out.

I'm going to eat every last one of them, because...

I'm going to have a party.

I'm going to make love to my wife!

I'm going to work.

I'm gonna be able to do all kind of things with them.

I'm gonna be able to use these processors

I'm gonna get an "F" in class, Rick.

I'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age.

I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.

I'm gonna make you flying saucer shaped pancakes.

I'm gonna mark us each with a red "X" right now.

I'm gonna miss you, snowball.

I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom,

I'm gonna... move to the southwest and...

I'm great. That's the real reason.

I'm havin' a good time, Morty.

I'm helping Morty with science.

I'm here if you need to talk. I'm here if you need to talk.

I'm here to pick up my undead cat and child

I'm hoping I can get to both of 'em, Rick.

I'm hungry

I'm hunted by uncontrollable thoughts

I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb...

I'm I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.

I'm I'm trying to concentrate.

I'm in a lot of pain, Rick

I'm in Cloud Atlas! What's Cloud Atlas?

I'm in love with him!

I'm Jerry Smith.

I'm just a tool!

I'm just looking for...

I'm just reading 'em out loud in the order that I'm seeing 'em.

I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship.

I'm just saying, somewhere along the way,

I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!

I'm keeping 'em all for me.

I'm kind of like what's his name Arsenio.

I'm king Flippy Nips, ruler of Pluto.

I'm more than a human shield!

I'm more than just a hammer!

I'm Morty.

I'm Mr

I'm Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me.

I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

I'm my father's daughter. I'm smart.

I'm never gonna live this down, am I?

I'm no different than that jacket you've got on!

I'm no stranger to scary situations.

I'm not doofus Rick!

I'm not feeling too well.

I'm not going to fit.

I'm not gonna hand you anything ever again, Rick!

I'm not gonna hand you the screwdriver.

I'm not interested in having sex with you.

I'm not looking to get into a soul bond.

I'm not saying it should win an award for commercials,

I'm not saying kill him, necessarily.

I'm not saying that's a bad idea. Just asking.

I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty.

I'm not the one who fouled up the serum!

I'm not the one who haphazardly, you know,

I'm obviously being set up.

I'm only a human being, Morty.

I'm peeing all over your special guns.

I'm performing surgery...

I'm picking up a distress signal in the liver, Morty.

I'm playing African dream pop.

I'm posting this online, like, right now.

I'm proud of you two for working together, and Baby Legs,

I'm proud of you, Morty.

I'm pulling the lever.

I'm really sorry.

I'm Rick j19 zeta 7!

I'm scared, Rick.

I'm scary Terry

I'm Scroopy Noopers.

I'm sick of being a human shield.

I'm sick of having adventures with Rick.

I'm simply gonna download the

I'm sitting here trying to figure out

I'm sitting here trying to save the guy's life.

I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken,

I'm so proud of you, Lucius.

I'm so sorry, Ethan! I love you!

I'm sorry are you the scientist

I'm sorry I was a bitch earlier. Let's just be here.

I'm sorry, Jacob.

I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that.

I'm sorry, Morty.

I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer.

I'm sorry, mr. Needful

I'm sorry, Rick, but he's dead.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Hours?

I'm sorry. No, no.

I'm starting to come down, Morty.

I'm starving.

I'm stating the fact that if I had used this microscope,

I'm sure it is.

I'm sure it's good enough.

I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy.

I'm taking the wheel.

I'm talking about mega seeds.

I'm taming a lion!

I'm the devil, bitch!

I'm the devil.

I'm the one beating them to death.

I'm the Rick,

I'm the worst Rick of them all.

I'm trying!

I'm very much in charge reminding you that tonight

I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick.

I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick.

I'm working.

I'm, I I just learned a real valuable lesson.

I'm... my name is Mister... Top Hat Jones,

I've almost got it.

I've been texting you for hours!

I've been trying to help Jerry for two days,

I've done this too many times, Morty.

I've got an erection the size of an east coast lighthouse,

I've got like 10 Ricks to call right now.

I've got much, much smaller fish to fry.

I've got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them.

I've got so many, I can barely hold them all

I've heard enough.

I've just recently opened for business, mister, um, Goldenfold

I've made a decision.

I've really outdone myself.

I've worked here since it opened,

Iceberg, right ahead! The buffet is now closed

Iceberg, right ahead! The buffet is now closed.

If if if it's satisfaction

If anything ever happened to you, I would kill myself.

If Denny and The Denny Singers get their way.

If everyone's just gonna be insane today,

If he is a rogue male, tell us now, and we will kill him.

If he leaves, I'm giving him an "F".

If I know these a holes, and I am these a holes,

If I sounded a little defensive, it's because...

If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.

If I've learned one thing,

If it can be a planet, it can be a planet again.

If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.

If it works, we'll be regular sized in a few minutes.

If it'll get us out of here.

If it's athletic prowess you desire, principle vagina, I might

If my mom's the one who's saying it,

If the Gazorpian is male your earth is in grave danger.

If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God, stu...

If they were as smart and as

If we got up to the bronchial catwalk, we could look for a blockage.

If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel

If we would have done what you wanted,

If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend.

If we're gonna use this thing,

If you conquer the planet Morty Jr.?

If you ever leave this house. Do you hear me?

If you get killed in someone else's dream, you die for real, Morty.

If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.

If you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!

If you're so much smarter than them?

If your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it,

In "hungry for apples" that's shared by "got milk?".

In a world, where muscular mannies, are coming, and they're coming strong,

In conclusion, a friendship with Summer Smith is the most

In fact I invented it.

In here.

In his brain to give you A's in math, Morty.

In my butt?

In my people's tongue, it means,

In our society in 500 years due to our awesomeness.

In reality, you're as dumb as they come.

In Reuben.

In the meantime, please, stay on the ship and enjoy

In the universe that consider my genius a threat

In which we also happen to both die around this time.

In: Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers,

Incepting?

Inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth.

Including a time line where Jerry's a movie star.

Increase in value or even hold their current value.

Infinite time lines, infinite possibilities.

Infinity's a big number, Jerry. I don't remember the channel.

Ingenious idea of banding together

Innocent people are going to die because of me.

Inside a simulation.

Inside another giant simulation!

Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with

Intense soul bond with my previous spirit mate.

Interesting fun fact, uh, Moynihan and piece of toast hate each other.

Interesting.

Internally we asked ourselves over here,

Intervening with puberty?

Intestines are ahead to the left,

Into regular, normal people just walking around.

Into the forefront of the up front.

Into the globally compliant web 4.0,

Is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology

Is everyone in your family an idiot?

Is gonna pay for my rear Axel?

Is he keeping his shoulders squared?

Is how it is but I think a

Is it a slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard

Is it autobiographical?

Is it time for arcs yet, Rick?

Is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

Is leading police on a slow speed pursuit

Is made of a substance called "Plutonium".

Is one seventh human time.

Is our annual flu season dance.

Is over or your lungs will collapse.

Is that a lot? Is it a little?

Is that choking up is the one true solution

Is that like their n word?

Is that still a thing?

Is that us?!

Is that what I think it is?

Is that what it is?

Is that what you want us to say?

Is that where you're going with this?

Is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend.

Is the easy part of the adventure.

Is the last child that needs to be missing classes.

Is the right thing to do,

Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?

Is there a faster way two heroes could get down these stairs?

Is there a good place for me to squanch around here?

Is there any way we could shut

Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?

Is there really an award called the appley for apple related ad campaigns?

Is this punk bothering you, Jessica?

Isn't gonna make make me feel like less of an accident

Isn't it interesting Summer, that after all that stuff we just did

Isn't she? Yes she is.

Isn't that it's what Arsenio used to say on his show.

Isn't that what adventures do?

Isn't your grandpa, like, a scientist?

It it it beeps.

It appears clear at this time..

It appears fate has presented

It can be a real bad thing for everybody.

It conducts electrons across dimensions.

It defies all logic that thing.

It detects and catalogs all your "twilight zone", "ray bradbury",

It detects stuff all the way up your butt.

It goes on like this for miles.

It has been a... challenging mating season for birdperson.

It has funny ways of bringing families together.

It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades,

It hurts! My entrails are out!

It is a paradox!

It is un unsinkable.

It is, first and foremost,

It just has a mop and some floor wax in it.

It looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous.

It makes you kind of an Under underfoot figure.

It means father of fathers.

It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night".

It might eat brains and exhale space AIDS.

It says...

It seems like when I exist,

It should neutralize the whole thing, Morty.

It was a dick move for me to even pause like that.

It was a leisurely breeze.

It was a long six hours, but

It was a pagan holiday!

It was important to your dumb devil friend.

It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around.

It was only with years of

It was?

It would be pointless.

It would have made me mentally retarded.

It'd be kind of cool like a souvenir, you know?

It'll all be over very shortly.

It'll be like we never even left cronenberg world.

It'll help you relax.

It's a 45 horsepower with anti lock brakes,

It's a bunch of Pirates running around a Pancreas.

It's a completely different slogan.

It's a crazy and chaotic place.

It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear,

It's a figure of speech, Morty.

It's a it's a rodent that mates for life, Morty.

It's a little business venture I've been cooking up on the side

It's a living nightmare!

It's a new machine.

It's a real shame you're not gonna be around to see it through.

It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.

It's a thankless job, Morty.

It's a waste of time a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other.

It's a what?

It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.

It's all cool in the...

It's all fake, Morty all of it.

It's all here, Rick!

It's all over, Jerry.

It's all right, my dear.

It's almost identical.

It's an obsession for them at this point.

It's as good as garbage, Morty.

It's based on praying mantis

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's because you're petty!

It's become clear look at me

It's been six hours.

It's beneath me. Hand me the screwdriver.

It's connected to the skeletal system.

It's different!

It's dimension 35c,

It's even easier.

It's fine.

It's fine. Everything is fine.

It's fixed.

It's getting weird.

It's Goldenfold.

It's gone airborne, Morty.

It's gonna be fine, Morty, relax.

It's gonna be fine.

It's gonna be good.

It's gonna be great, Morty.

It's gonna be great.

It's gonna burst! Go!

It's gonna kill us!

It's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty.

It's gonna make your kidneys shut down.

It's hard being me, too.

It's Hepatitis A!

It's in theaters now! Coming this summer:

It's incredible what a gifted

It's incredible.

It's Indian giving.

It's just l look, I I

It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there.

It's just a bunch of dumb tabloid crap.

It's just a pitch.

It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle.

It's just like Garfield, only instead, it's Gazorpazorpfield.

It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.

It's just like the end of "Old Yeller."

It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty.

It's koala mixed with rattlesnake, chimpanzee, cactus,

It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid,

It's like that old song

It's like the n word and the c word had a baby and it

It's me. It's Dad.

It's my bad guys I'll take care of it.

It's my life, and we're watching it.

It's necessary for the plan, Morty.

It's nice and simple.

It's not a door, Beth.

It's not a planet!

It's not a planet.

It's not a very romantic setting.

It's not dominated by us, okay?

It's not fair to assume that, Summer.

It's not gonna work anymore, Morty

It's not how you learn things.

It's not like we can do this every week, anyways.

It's not nonsense at all.

It's not the same, Summer.

It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!

It's okay! It's okay. Just go.

It's okay! Never mind!

It's okay.

It's on.

It's part time at this little vintage thrift store.

It's polite, it's right, and it's Sneezy...

It's possible to disagree in science, Morty.

It's pretty bad, emperor snowball.

It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him.

It's raining blood!

It's really gruesome and totally opposite.

It's really scary in here, Rick.

It's really weird.

It's Saturday Night Live!

It's shrinking because of corporations.

It's so romantic.

It's stupid.

It's Summer!

It's supposed to be romantic.

It's that before you get anywhere in life,

It's that Ricks don't care about Mortys.

It's the brand new... Sneezy XL.

It's the least you can do for wrecking the living room.

It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?

It's the only time I can really think... and feel.

It's the only way we can speak freely.

It's the secret headquarters for the council of Ricks.

It's time for me to be responsible. Isn't that right...

It's time to go back to our lives.

It's too late.

It's true though. One of your babies was born on earth.

It's true.

It's two brothers and... and th they're... It's called...

It's weird, 'cause I definitely think that all men are created equal.

It's whimsical and fun.

It's working.

It's your house. It's your world.

It's, like, I'm trying to eat

It's... it's... too good

Italy. Greece. Argentina.

ITunes gift card as a holiday bonus giving mother

Jacob is your mother's lover.

Je Jessica.

Jealousy turns women off.

Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, thats, you know...

Jeez, Rick. Oh my god!

Jerry doesn't know what he's missing.

Jerry got an invitation to be alive today, and he rejected it.

Jerry Smith is a scientist from earth,

Jerry, come on. This is what you wanted.

Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes?

Jerry, hand me a scalpel and a bundle of dynamite.

Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop.

Jerry, I'd love to just kick back with a Margarita and read

Jerry, it's your

Jerry, just leave the door.

Jerry, look.

Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake.

Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.

Jerry, no disrespect, but you really need to connect more with your family, man.

Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason.

Jerry, tell Pluto about your decision.

Jerry, this ham has got to be all you, right?

Jerry, this is Jacob. Didn't you get our text message?

Jerry, this is Jacob. Didn't you get our text message?

Jerry, turn around

Jerry, w we both know it wouldn't work.

Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham.

Jerry, you don't get it. This is infinite TV,

Jerry, you know this guy eats poop, right?

Jerry, you must be so excited.

Jerry! Thank God!

Jerry?

Jerry?

Jerry? Jerry Smith?

Jerry's hanging out with doofus Rick.

Jessica doesn't even know I exist.

Jessica, can I show you something?

Jessica, get a hold of yourself!

Jessica? From my math class?

Jessica.

Jessica.

Jessica.

Jessica.

Jesus Christ, our savior, was born today.

Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!

Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, they moved the date,

Jesus, did I really set the bar that low?

Jesus, Morty, you're bumming me out.

Join, dance with me here. We love to dance.

Judging these situations on your own.

Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day.

Just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral

Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive.

Just ask...

Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?

Just do it already.

Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine!

Just don't get too big for your loafers, Buster brown.

Just don't hurt me!

Just follow my lead.

Just give me a gun, I'll kill myself.

Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please.

Just give up, Morty.

Just go on your stupid trip.

Just hit the button, already!

Just hold your breath until the process

Just keep shooting, Morty.

Just keep your Sci Fi friends away from my awesome ones.

Just kidding my new catchphrase is, "I don't give a [beep]".

Just kidding.

Just kind of hard to believe, you know?

Just leave it.

Just like my parents did to me.

Just like shoot straight. I'm a man of science.

Just once, I'd like to know...

Just take a deep breath, Reuben.

Just take these shoes, Morty.

Just to get your parents off my back,

Just you and me, Morty.

Just... as... planned.

Kalaxian crystals, Morty, just a few miles South of here.

Keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later.

Keep your eye on Annie.

Keep your eyes peeled for the central processing room, Morty.

Kept her last name and she made the kids take it, too,

Kept me locked in the house until I was a teenager.

Kevin fought real hard to supervise that project.

Kick his ass, Brad!

Kick his ass!

Kick his ass!

Kick his ass!

Kidding. I I'm kidding.

Kill him!

Kill me! Do it!

Killing is bad.

Kind of a handful.

Kind of makes you wonder, huh?

Kind of played out, dude.

Knock it off both of you! Give me him!

Knock it off, slow mobius!

Knock them dead out there, you.

Knock yourselves out just keep your requests simple.

Knock, knock.

Korea.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies, let's get out of here.

Lady named "your mom," and

Last bite.

Last Will and Testa meow: Weekend at Dead Cat Lady's House 2.

Learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species,

Leave him alone, Brad.

Leave him alone, jerk!

Leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.

Legally safe knock off of an

Let go of me, Davin!

Let go of me!

Let me ask you a question, Ethan.

Let me ask you a question, Ethan.

Let me go! I love you, Morty!

Let me grab this thing.

Let me hear everybody say "hey oh!" Yeah!

Let me try something.

Let me try!

Let's all live and die honestly.

Let's forget the girl all together.

Let's get it over with.

Let's get out of here!

Let's go

Let's go make ourselves at home, huh?

Let's go now to Eric McMahan in Los Angeles.

Let's go.

Let's just find Dr. Bloom, all right?

Let's just get this over with, okay?

Let's just say you don't pay... with money.

Let's lose the 'tude, please.

Let's make an inter generational sandwich.

Let's not debase ourselves with word games, son.

Let's put your dad in a nursing home.

Let's watch some crazy stuff, yo!

Letterman from a time line where Jerry's famous...

Life gets a little more, I don't know... predictable?

Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die.

Like a herd of cattle or a school of fish or those

Like a souvenir?

Like building a homeless shelter nobody wants to say no to doing it,

Like I don't need no regular leg partner.

Like if I told you that you're using

Like just to have, like something cool, you know?

Like that show "doomsday preppers".

Like throwing something in the garbage?

Like us from the beginning, you know?

Like what if you passed away or died or something?

Like when bugs bunny [beep] with the opera singer for 20 minutes.

Like you would even know dick about fraculation.

Like your wife may not be that interested.

Like, building a park?

Like, if the truth was that we

Like, letting go of the need

Lincoler is a crazed maniac

Lincoler, come on!

Listen to me.

Listen to me. I am not rewarding this behavior.

Listen, I think the three of us could just, you know,

Listen, I'm in a bit of custody thing with my ex and was wondering

Listen, I'm not you don't you don't got to worry about me...

Listen, I'm really sorry about

Listen, I'm Rick Sanchez from earth dimension C 137.

Listen, if the situation keeps darkening,

Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream,

Listen, Jerry, I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything.

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love"...

Listen, Morty.

Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent free

Listen, this is called oxytocin. I extracted it from a vole

Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher,

Listen, you can't both be in denial about it.

Listen, you have my word as a caregiver,

Look around you, Morty.

Look at her!

Look at his face! You dummy!

Look at how hot she is.

Look at it just lumbering around.

Look at look at this.

Look at me!

Look at me! Calm down, Morty!

Look at me.

Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

Look at me. We're gonna dance. Come on.

Look at that thing right there. What the hell is that thing?

Look that guy's putting a bun between two hot dogs.

Look, Baby Legs, it's the criminal!

Look, d d d don't worry about it, Morty.

Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but...

Look, I don't have time for you to wrap your little walnut around everything.

Look, I don't know! I'm watching the same thing you guys are.

Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back,

Look, I guess we really learned something this Christmas, Jacob.

Look, I I I don't want to hear about Mrs. Spencer, Morty!

Look, I love you, Morty, but...

Look, I want to say that today was the best day of my life...

Look, I'm a fraud.

Look, I'm half Abraham Lincoln, so

Look, I'm not paying 70 smidgens for a broken defraculator.

Look, I'm sorry, Summer

Look, I'm trying to repair portal gun with

Look, I've got a marriage to keep together.

Look, it's the line for the bow!

Look, Morty, I'll grab myself, you grab yourself, okay?

Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there.

Look, there's little staircase shaped people in here.

Look, who cares?

Look, you guys are getting excited about the wrong aspect of this device.

Look, you idiot!

Look!

Look!

Look! Look at the tag!

Lookin' good.

Lookin' good.

Looks like goldenfold has some

Looks like he's bleeding out.

Looks like I was right and you were wrong, huh?

Looks like payday at Neverland ranch in here.

Looks like scary Terry's having a nightmare.

Looks like some kind of tavern or something

Looks like some sort of

Looks like some sort of

Looks like we've

Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable.

Losing him.

Loud and clear, Annie.

Love. That's all you care about.

Loving you is work, Jerry hard work,

Luck had nothing to do with it.

Lucky break.

Lucy, wow.

M m mom and dad are gonna kill us!

Machine, the vicious wolf

Make better.

Make it bounce.

Make or break time.

Man up, Jerry!

Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!

Man, how does a guy like that go home and have sex with his wife?

Man, I can't believe you, Rick.

Man, this place is way off the grid.

Man. Woman. And now trunk men?

Manhandle them. Give them the business.

Mantises are they opposite of voles?

Mark Jacobs.

Mark? Jacob?

May I assist you with that?

May I show you something?

Maybe Davin's digging around in her insides.

Maybe in a much bigger way, mr. Needful gave us

Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.

Maybe on your planet separation of the genders

Maybe Rick can give you a ride

Maybe that'll shut you up.

Maybe we should go home and stockpile weapons,

Maybe you could try being a creative of some kind.

Maybe you'll make friends with some turds.

Maybe you're right, Jerry

Maybe you're right.

Maybe? I always have sort of wanted

Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time.

Me irresponsible?!

Me!

Meant to be together!

Medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy.

Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry!

Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long.

Mein journey is over, Morty.

Meow.

Merry Christmas, Rick.

Messages I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather?

Mind can accomplish when priorities are in order.

Mind the gap.

Mines like these suck Plutonium up to the cities,

Miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.

Miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.

Mistakes as humanity and one where pet insurance will be mandatory.

Mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of cronenbergs!

Mm

Mm, six.

Mm, there is no God, summer. You got to rip that band aid off now.

Mm.

Mmm! Oh! Delicious!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm!

Mom! Dad!

Monitor us?! W who?!

More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son.

More like whoa, whoa, whoa.

More wine?

More... more... more of you.

Mortimer Smith Jr. New York Times best selling author.

Morty

Morty and I have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage

Morty here, he he would love to hear all about the Gear Wars.

Morty in the event that

Morty Jr., no!

Morty Jr., you're gonna be a special little guy, aren't you?

Morty Jr.! Smoking?!

Morty Smith.

Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved in,

Morty, a moment of your time?

Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, very much.

Morty, but what just happened there is...

Morty, can you get to the left nipple?

Morty, can you hear me? Head north.

Morty, come on! We got to get you out of here.

Morty, come on. I need your help tonight.

Morty, cut your losses.

Morty, do it! Hit the button now!

Morty, do you know what "wubba lubba dub dub" means?

Morty, good morning. Dad, good morning.

Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh?

Morty, here we go.

Morty, I already told you it's not your family!

Morty, I think it would be fun for you to work on a

Morty, I'm not as smart as your grandpa Rick, but

Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled.

Morty, keep your hands off your ding dong!

Morty, listen we've had a lot of really cool

Morty, Morty, I I can't go with you.

Morty, nobody changed the planets.

Morty, oh, you really d did a number on your legs right now.

Morty, please, I love you, sweetheart.

Morty, relax.

Morty, stay out of this.

Morty, t tell your parents the square root of pi.

Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics.

Morty, that's exactly correct!

Morty, that's not class. That wasn't your teacher.

Morty, that's one of the most violently

Morty, that's Poncho.

Morty, that's such a poor use of my time.

Morty, the principal and I have discussed it,

Morty, the scar sacs containing the tuberculosis were sabotaged.

Morty, this is perfect.

Morty, u uh, come on.

Morty, we're gonna be holy crap, Morty, run!

Morty, what?

Morty, you got to... come on.

Morty, you see this?

Morty, you want to put it on mute or something?

Morty, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is.

Morty, you're the worst, Morty.

Morty, your adventure's in a spiral.

Morty!

Morty!

Morty!

Morty!

Morty!

Morty!

Morty!

Morty!

Morty! Thank God!

Morty! What are you doing to me?!

Morty?

Morty.

Morty.

Morty's a gifted child. He has a special mind.

Morty's mine!

Morty's mine!

Mortys have no chance of defeating a Rick.

Most of the entire intergalactic government.

Move it up, actually, if you can.

Move!

Move!

Mr

Mr. Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea

Mr. Marklevitz, do you have a... minute to talk?

Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take two strokes off my golf game.

Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar.

Mr. Needful, how could you even think of doing something so horrible?

Mr. Smith, please tell my friend here what you just told me.

Mrs

Mrs

Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.

Mrs. Pancakes!

Mrs. Sullivan always planned to leave everything to her cats.

Mrs. Sullivan, I, uh... please forgive me for being forward.

Mrs... Oh... Sullivan...

My boss is this really smart,

My brother... took me fishing

My brothers, nothing will be

My car!

My father...

My god, the man's a genius.

My God. I've seen this technology before.

My grandpa and I are on an adventure.

My greed!

My husband has been attacked by tiny people! He's dying!

My interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty.

My job involves performing heart surgery.

My leg is shot off!

My life has been a lie!

My lust!

My man!

My man!

My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought,

My marriage is fine, thank you.

My my my grandpa Rick sent me!

My my my my man!

My name is Morty Smith, from earth dimension C 137.

My name is scary Mr. Johnson.

My name is slippely slippery stair.

My name is...

My name's Reuben Ridley.

My parents are coming over for the first time in years.

My parents are home.

My parents are so loud. I want to die.

My people have another saying "gubba nub nub doo rah kah".

My portal gun was hacked remotely, Morty

My son is gonna take over the planet,

My son miss an entire semester of school?

My story begins during the dot com crash in the early '90s.

My top!

My very eager mother just served us nine pickles,

Nailed it.

Nancy told us what a bitch you are.

Nancy?

Nanobotic renderings, a bunch of crazy fake nonsense, Morty.

Natalie Jacobs and Chris Deseter from microscopic marketing,

National apple farmers of America, welcome to our ad agency.

Nature's perfect killing

Nearly all human lungs contain...

Necessarily not kill him, but

Neutrino bomb armed.

Never leave me, Morty. Never!

Next time I party, I'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked.

Next week on "The days and nights of Mrs. Pancakes"...

Nice racket you got going on here.

Nice to wheat you!

Nice, Mrs. Pancakes real nice.

Nice.

Nice.

No I'd say given what we've been through,

No idea what you're talking about.

No mess. No clean.

No nobody?

No room is safe from the turbulent power of turbulent juice.

No way, Rick. This is all part of it

No, absolutely not!

No, I can't deal with this!

No, I I understand.

No, I'll get your info from Summer.

No, it makes Insulin, you know?

No, Jerry, I'm the one who sucks!

No, keep it.

No, Morty Jr. I'm being serious, okay?

No, Morty Jr.!

No, Morty, I'm talking about Reuben's left nipple.

No, Morty, it's Lorenzo Music. In this reality, he's still alive.

No, Morty.

No, no, no, I was just playing dead.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. [beep] me.

No, no, no. Morty

No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty.

No, no, to totally.

No, no. I haven't seen that.

No, that those weird sounds coming from the closet over there.

No, the other thing! Go back!

No, wait, uh... there are film cameras. I might be a lion tamer in a movie.

No, we didn't, dad.

No, we didn't.

No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to... uh...

No, we won't.

No, you can't!

No, you didn't

No, you don't. You're the little brother.

No, you won't

No, you're you're right.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Get away from me!

No! Go clean the toilets.

No! It's not fair.

No! Jackie!

No! No, no, no! Stop!

No! No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! Stop interrupting!

No! Stop! I hate this!

No! Stop! Please!

No? No takers?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No more boxes.

Nobody else has ever even done it here before.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere...

Nobody's killing me until after I catch my wife with another man.

Nobody's smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad.

None of it mattered, and the entire show is stupid.

None of us can die until our job is done.

Nonsense. We couldn't be happier to have you around.

Nope

Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,

Not not with you.

Not a single thing.

Not again, Rick

Not faster than a bullet!

Not for the men they cheat on, no.

Not here Morty. We'll stop somewhere else,

Not in this dimension, it isn't.

Not marry me? I choose Veronica.

Not my cup of tea, this place.

Not my fault this is happening.

Not now, Jerry.

Not on my watch!

Not one thing out of place.

Not only do they all want to have sex with me,

Not people, Morty Mortys.

Not really my style, Morty.

Not sure.

Not that you asked,

Not this one, not this one. None of 'em open!

Not very charismatic

Noted. Good night.

Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!

Nothing really mattered, there was no point to it.

Nothing to read into there.

Nothing wrong with just a little bit of horseplay

Nothing. I was just, um, checking the smoke detectors.

Notice anything different?

Now bring me my slippers.

Now empty the water bottle into the bucket

Now get the [BLEEP] out of here!

Now give me my [BLEEP] enchiladas!

Now I'm holding one.

Now I'm taking orders from a 12 year old boy?

Now it does their taxes.

Now listen I need your help, Morty.

Now that Morty is in the family way?

Now that we know you think the tables are turning,

Now that's more like it!

Now we can just slip into the

Now who wants to watch random, crazy TV shows from different dimensions...

Now who's unremarkable?

Now, be my footstool, snuffles.

Now, do you know how to make it?

Now, for the love of God, be quiet.

Now, if you just stick with me,

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, let's go get you hydrated.

Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today.

Now, Morty, what do you say, buddy?

Now, pick up your dead self and come on.

Now, remember no TV, no phones, no laptops.

Now, this is more like it.

Now, what can I getcha?

Now, you go to her... brand new.

Obvious to you, Morty, if you'd been paying attention

Obviously at some point the Gazorpians became so

Obviously by the real killer, to frame me.

Obviously I'm biased, but I think it's great, Morty.

Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it.

Obviously, that means sometimes it is easy.

Of a simulation...

Of all the Ricks in the central finite curve,

Of course not, Morty. How could that profit me?

Of course Pluto's a planet, son.

Of mutilation and sexual assaults on a nearly daily basis.

Of of of a whole different evolutionary timeline.

Of Ricks sentences you to the machine of unspeakable doom,

Of the trans dimensional council of Ricks.

Off with their heads!

Oh boy, what's the opposite of...

Oh crap, he named it.

Oh crap.

Oh God

Oh man.

Oh my god, oh my god, Dad!

Oh my god, please Dad, come on!

Oh my God, the track!

Oh my God! Dad's in Cloud Atlas!

Oh right, because there is something about having a wiener...

Oh, and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps.

Oh, boy, Morty.

Oh, boy, Rick.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Looks like you guys have been checking out alternate lives and realizing

Oh, come on, principal Vagina.

Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't.

Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun involving pumpkins, bitch?

Oh, come on.

Oh, cool! Is that crystallized Zanthonite?

Oh, crap.

Oh, crap. What are we gonna do, Rick?

Oh, dad.

Oh, don't high road us, dad.

Oh, for crying out he's got some kind of disability or something.

Oh, geez, Frank.

Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good.

Oh, geez, Rick.

Oh, geez, Rick.

Oh, geez, Rick. What'd you do to Frank?

Oh, geez. Okay.

Oh, God, sir!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, good.

Oh, gosh, I I hope not. I wouldn't want to offend you in any way.

Oh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to giant prison

Oh, great work, Morty.

Oh, great.

Oh, ha, um, hey, I'd better get going.

Oh, harrumph.

Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad. Did you, snuffles?

Oh, here we go again!

Oh, hey, it's you guys!

Oh, hey, Morty

Oh, hey, Morty, this is perfect!

Oh, hey, Morty!

Oh, hi, Jerry.

Oh, I I think I understand.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I get it. Now that you know you could have had it better,

Oh, I know

Oh, I like that.

Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles!

Oh, I love to hear you sing.

Oh, I say, good sir.

Oh, I see! Oh, oh! It was no one's fault.

Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.

Oh, I...

Oh, I'm Mr. Sneezy! Achoo!

Oh, is that the timeline where everybody eats poop?

Oh, is there a limit?

Oh, it looks cool, huh?

Oh, Jacob.

Oh, Jerry.

Oh, Jesus Christ! Lord and savior and spirit!

Oh, Jesus! Dale!

Oh, Jesus. What a waste of a monkey paw.

Oh, jiggle it now.

Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein douche.

Oh, look, it's Rosemary's baby.

Oh, man, how many people did you invite, Rick?

Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.

Oh, man, Morty.

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!

Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.

Oh, man, Rick!

Oh, man, Rick.

Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking around this place,

Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick?

Oh, man, what's going on?

Oh, man!

Oh, man!

Oh, man!

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. What is that horrible smell?

Oh, Morty, take a deep breath

Oh, Morty, you done did it this time.

Oh, Morty, you idiot!

Oh, Morty.

Oh, my god

Oh, my God, I see Demons! I see demons are coming!

Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, my God, Rick, look!

Oh, my God, Rick!

Oh, my God, Rick.

Oh, my God, Rick. The whole world is infected!

Oh, my God, so embarrassing.

Oh, my God, this is rich!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! This is insane!

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. His head is in his food.

Oh, my God. I'm about to walk past Frank Palicky.

Oh, my God. They're walking up the driveway.

Oh, my goodness, Morty!

Oh, nice, Morty!

Oh, no, Morty.

Oh, no, Rick, look!

Oh, no! I'm late to class, bitch!

Oh, no! I'm not wearing any pants!

Oh, no.

Oh, not fair? Give me a break.

Oh, now they are all resting comfortably in my stomach.

Oh, of course.

Oh, oh

Oh, oh that's beautiful.

Oh, oh, g

Oh, okay, was his name Lorenzo Music?

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

Oh, really, Morty?

Oh, Rick, something's not right.

Oh, Rose.

Oh, shit, dawg.

Oh, shit, mother [beep]!

Oh, shit. Find Jerry.

Oh, sing it, Summer.

Oh, t t there's no need to do that, Beth

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that is so disgusting!

Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.

Oh, that's a good question.

Oh, that's disgusting!

Oh, that's interesting, Beth. You know it's funny...

Oh, the food goes in your mouth, girl.

Oh, there's an emergency, all right.

Oh, this is going to be such a mind

Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that.

Oh, unbelievable.

Oh, wait no.

Oh, wait. Let me get a picture.

Oh, wait. No wonder.

Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.

Oh, well, it's going down like that.

Oh, well, no problem, Brad.

Oh, well, okay.

Oh, what are those things?

Oh, what is happening?!

Oh, what?!

Oh, wow, Rick.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, but, you know, he told me

Oh, yeah, Morty, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? How's that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You can't.

Oh, yes, Morty. It's almost unbelievable, isn't it?

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are going to ruin that kid, Morty.

Oh, you are?

Oh, your mother and I are going to be spending some time apart, Morty.

Oh, your mother and I are going to be spending some time apart, Morty.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved king

Oh! Oh!

Oh! She did! She did it!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Huh.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Responsive, too. In real time. I love it.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh... um...

Ohh, man. Oh, geez! Ohh.

Ohh! Oh! Gross! Gross!

Ohh.

Ohhhh!

Ohhhhh!

Ohhhhh!

Ohhhhhh!

OK, I just...

OK, now if we here squeaking we intervene.

Okay, 60 for the resonator

Okay, all right, tough guy! But if my adventure's good...

Okay, bye.

Okay, cool.

Okay, get out.

Okay, good.

Okay, good. It's time for the quiz.

Okay, hold on just a second, Morty.

Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know,

Okay, I'll just cure it and then

Okay, I'm... going to go out... for some ice cream.

Okay, I've got an idea, Rick.

Okay, if we add a little more

Okay, is is is everything okay in here?

Okay, it was about 754 years ago...

Okay, Jerry big pitch meeting.

Okay, Jerry, you got to just choke up on the club!

Okay, Jerry.

Okay, look, everybody makes fun of me for getting these,

Okay, maybe not antique, but it was a limited minting.

Okay, next through

Okay, okay, you can change it.

Okay, okay, you got me on that one.

Okay, okay.

Okay, snowball, just calm down, okay?

Okay, that's it

Okay, there's my parents.

Okay, two parts plutonic quarks, one part cesium.

Okay, well, sometimes, science is more art than science, Morty.

Okay, well, which is it?

Okay, what does a pancreas do?

Okay, with all due respect, Rick... What am I talking about?

Okay, yeah, but I don't think it's about logic, Rick

Okay, yeah, fine.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, you know what, Rick? You're acting weird, too.

Okay!

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, well...

Okay. All right.

Okay. Here we go

Okay. I'll give you one thing.

Okay. Let's go, then.

Okay. Let's not rehash that fight.

Okay. Listen to me Morty Jr.

Okay. Ouch. Noted.

Okay. Uh huh.

Okay. Uh. B bye

Old women are coming, and they're also in the movie, and they're gonna come,

On earth men and women are equals.

On Gazorpazorp. Where were you?

On Jerry, Beth, and Summer after

On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world.

On paper, Morty. On paper.

Once... in the bushes...

One can only wonder what's going down in the rocky mountains.

One day, he will return.

One is chasing one's victim through a pumpkin patch?

One minute you like how a shiny robot looks,

One never pays here not with money.

One of the most aggressively violent creatures in the universe.

One of us will have to stay here and operate it manually.

One part cesium...

Only real thing that, you know, is that you crapped your pants.

Oof!

Oof. Sorry.

Oof. Ugh. Morty. Strike one.

Ooh, am I feeling good.

Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing me how it's done.

Ooh, boy, what a waste of time.

Ooh, boy, what a waste of time.

Ooh, great plan, Jerry.

Ooh, he's trying!

Ooh, hey!

Ooh, I hope nobody ever gets my hands on me,

Ooh, I'm Mr

Ooh, look who's little journey's come to an end.

Ooh, nice!

Ooh, oh!

Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, we're not playing Yahtzee, we're playing Chutes and Ladders.

Ooh, wow!

Ooh, yeah! Can do!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Family vacation!

Ooh! Ow! Oh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Look at you, C 137.

Ooh. Oh, boy, Rick.

Ooh. That's why you never invite a floopy doop

Oooh!

Oops. I dropped one.

Or a place to do laundry.

Or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?

Or are you?

Or family means nothing, in which case don't play that card.

Or just a bunch of nonsense words?

Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick.

Or something before the dogs completely take over.

Or?

Order in the court!

Origin of your relationship with my parents.

Our cable package with programming from every conceivable reality.

Our destiny is our own!

Our family just has inter dimensional goggles

Our Meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry.

Our people will get more from the idea he represented...

Our prices I hope aren't too low!

Our replica iceberg, and the hydraulics encased in these

Our village is saved!

Out of all the things that

Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?

Out of the simulation, Morty.

Out there. Not in here.

Out what to buy, and then y y you help 'em?

Out your bedroom window because you thought it was

Out.

Outdone yourself?!

Outside?

Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com.

Over and play cards or something?

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Oh! Oh, crap!

Ow! Oof! Ugh!

Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard.

Oxygen rich atmosphere.

Paid for by Michael Dennys and The Denny Singers.

Paid for by... Trunk People.

Paradise. We built it during the great passive aggression,

Party! Whoo, baby!

Paul Newman movies on VHS...

Pay for it with money.

Pay them no mind.

Pearl harbor.

Pedal to the metal, Morty.

Penis between my legs.

People can get married

People getting smarter. Some of y'all getting dumber.

People in his dreams, including a pervy attraction

People like Rick are making me obsolete.

People like that.

People on the Internet that are only turned on...

People think they came up with the idea.

People who answer questions on yahoo! Answers.

Perhaps tomorrow Dr. scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.

Phones à la clams and phonesghetti with phone balls.

Pirates of the pancreas was my baby.

Pirates of the pancreas?

Pirates of the pancreas.

Place of our dead selves in this

Plan your route accordingly and expect delays.

Planet

Planet because that means they can keep mining until Pluto goes

Planet, planet, planet.

Play something. Somebody, play something.

Please don't.

Please just let this work out.

Please, call me "the devil".

Please, I just want to go home

Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty.

Please, stop!

Please, you gotta treat yourself.

Please! Please don't kill me!

Please.

Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month.

Pluto is a cold, cold celestial dwarf.

Pluto is a planet.

Pluto is...

Pluto namo bay is a military prison a sort of play on words.

Pluto was a planet

Pluto's a [beep] planet, bitch!

Pluto's not a planet.

Plutonians.

Point taken, but this is no time for arcs.

Poncho, you son of a bitch!

Poncho!

Poncho? What is this in your backpack?

Poor little rickless bastards.

Possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's future!

Praise the one true Morty.

Predilections so shameful he

Prepare to be emancipated from

Pretty cool, huh, Morty? Oh.

Principal vagina here. Don't let the name fool you.

Proceed to the liver.

Prolonging the inevitable!

Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.

Published by the Pluto science reader linking Pluto quakes, sinkholes,

Puppeteered by somebody else.

Put a line in the sand everybody , people!

Put it in the stocking, Summer, or I'm joining Facebook.

Put some clothes on, for Pete's sake!

Put that back on!

Put the car down Morty Jr.

Put them in agonizing pain,

Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.

Quick, make my hair look drunk.

Quickly!

Quit it!

Quit while you're ahead.

Random check.

Rats! What a shame.

Re create Jack's drowning at the end of the movie.

Read 'em and weep, fellas!

Read it!

Real straightforward and fun.

Reality and everything will be fine.

Really you think? I mean I'm not doing much of anything.

Really? All right, fine.

Red alert!

Refused to j join the council.

Regular pancakes are already shaped like flying saucers.

Regular pancakes are fine.

Regularly, play video games, date girls.

Relative size!

Relative.

Relax, Morty.

Remember how I cemented that catchphrase?

Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry.

Remember what mom said?

Rename them?

Rendered in front of us as we move through it, but while it's frozen, Morty,

Rendering your fantasies pointless while

Reparations for our

Reports from all over the

Reuben's seen some rough years, Morty.

Revenge. What?!

Rhetorical question, Morty

Rick and Morty forever 100 times.

Rick and Morty forever and forever.

Rick and Summer of earth.

Rick has some really strange friends.

Rick just needed my help is all.

Rick r r Reuben's got tuberculosis!

Rick Sanchez is the target

Rick Sanchez of earth dimension C 137,

Rick, could you come with me please?

Rick, I got them!

Rick, I have to go back!

Rick, no!

Rick, take us home now.

Rick, tell summer she can't have a party!

Rick, this is a fantasy type world with creatures and all sorts of fantasy things.

Rick, what about the reality we left behind?

Rick, where am I?

Rick, why did you let Morty bring that thing into our house?

Rick, would you please go back to me on David Letterman?

Rick, you brought me into this world, a suffering

Rick, you can't!

Rick, you got to do something quick.

Rick!

Rick!

Rick!

Rick!

Rick! It's a monster!

Rick? Summer?

Rick. Portal. Hurry.

Rick... We'll have two bloogies, please.

Rick's not that complicated.

Rick's son in law, Jerry Smith.

Ricks have a very distinctive and traceable brain wave due to our genius.

Right away, sir.

Right here on the side of the road here.

Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.

Right now, you're my sanest relative.

Right now.

Right?

Rip my clothes off and mate with me for life!

Rise above. Focus on science.

Roll credits!

Roll over.

Roll the credits! Go!

Run, Jerry!

Run, Morty!

Run, Morty!

Run, Morty!

Run, Morty! Run!

Run!

Run!

S s sorry.

Samantha. Please, mister!

Save me! Take me to the light!

Save your anti Rick speech for the council of Ricks, terror Rick.

Saved your ass.

Say no?

Scaling down 650,000 oversized steps.

Scan his portal gun!

Scaring you?

Schmlove, Schmlandula, Schmlonathan...

Science isn't always easy, Morty.

Science isn't cheap, Morty.

Science project with your dad.

Screw it. We don't have time.

Screw that.

Screw that. I don't want to get sick.

Scroopy Noopers, the anti planet nut job, is your son?

Season one up in your face, mother [beep]!

Security!

See everybody next week!

See if you can shuffle them.

See it on the bottom of the screen, below our name.

See that?

See this right here, Rick?

See you at the olympics.

See you guys next week!

See you in 10 minutes!

See you next week, everybody.

See, that must be where he lives... OK.

See, when a Rick is with a Morty,

See, you hear that, Morty Jr.?

See? Watch, check this out! Won't open. Won't open.

Seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.

Seems like a rare opportunity, Morty.

Seize them!

Selective breeding and genetic altering

Seriously, Rick?

Seriously?

Serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school.

Sex is sacred!

Sex sells what? Was that a movie, or like, does it clean stuff?

Sexual hang ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!

Shark, golden retriever, and just a smidge of dinosaur.

She is gonna strip her attention because she was denied it.

She is who she is.

She she she she... she's all for you, Morty.

She she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways.

She started beeping, and then transformed and tried to fly away.

She was written up several times by her manager at the churro stand.

She's an idiot!

She's gonna be alone with that guy all night.

She's not as brilliant or attractive.

She's not responding to my texts!

She's she's walking a cat on a leash.

She's still there, Beth.

Shh!

Shmlantha, Schmlona!

Should add up to normal humanity.

Should be enough to satisfy your Titanic Jones for a while.

Should've been our wake up call

Shouldn't I be back at school by now?

Show me the Morty.

Show this gullible turd to his shuttle.

Shut up and listen to me!

Silence!

Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy,

Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these

Sir, I think you're going to want to see this.

Sir, the, uh, doctor's appointment to examine

Sir, they're over the edge.

Sitting around with their faces stuffed into computer screens.

Slow down!

Slow mobius, hit me with the clock beam!

Smart, which is why when I say

Smith Jr.'s mind bending novel,

Sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what?

Snuffles fix.

Snuffles need to be understood.

Snuffles want to be understood.

Snuffles, shake.

Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm!

Snuffles.

So check it out for a lot of really great deals on fake doooooooors!

So cute!

So far, he hasn't noticed he's in a simulation.

So have fun not caring.

So I can finish my ionic dis defibulizer?

So I never know what's going on. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know.

So I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!

So I'm partnering you up with Regular Legs.

So let's just stay inside... let's try dancing. Right?

So lets say 60 smidgens.

So Morty and I are just gonna fly my spaceship into a black hole.

So now we're gonna have to go get more.

So now what do we do?

So stop asking, and maybe I'll love you more.

So that always goes, you know, off by the wayside.

So that he may thank you personally.

So the hamsters live inside the rectums of those people?

So they bombed themselves back to the stone age

So they may head back to their weird planet

So we are forced to improvise.

So we are forced to improvise.

So we bailed on that reality, and we came to this one.

So we came here, a a and we buried ourselves, and we took their place.

So we didn't do the kids any favors.

So we're just going to pretend this isn't happening?

So what if the most meaningful day of your life was...

So what?

So what?

So what? It'd be better if the people were corn?

So what? You could do things inside.

So where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing?

So you became a stupid government.

So you idiots can ask your stupid questions all day.

So you want me to team up with

So you're gonna have to do me a real solid.

So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher

So, as they say in Canada, peace oot!

So, hey, why do these aliens keep coming after you, Rick,

So, how much did we make?

So, I assume this novel your son writes

So, I I don't know, you can

So, I I don't know, you can

So, I told him, "give me the blimfarx," you know?

So, listen, the heat's on, and there's nowhere left to turn,

So, people need help figuring

So, pirates of the pancreas.

So, the brain isn't getting enough oxygen.

So, uh, here here's what I say...

So, we should stay together for each other and ourselves, or..

So, what you're just gonna give up?

So, what are you like, the devil?

So, what are you in for?

So, what do you say? Do you see me working here?

So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways?

So, why are they doing this?

So, you know, every day here is like a minute.

So, you know...

So, you're a... friend of the family?

So, you're not my brother?

So, you're saying that she's acting weird?

So?

So..

So...

So... I sold it?

So... What do you think?

Some committee of fancy assholes disagree.

Some kind of literature for a really nice looking nursing home.

Some magical angel's gonna show up and then

Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3:00.

Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.

Some voids can't be filled with Jamba Juice.

Someone call his wife and children!

Someone else to pay a horrible price.

Someone wants a piece of your grandpa,

Someone with complementary brain waves that make ours invisible.

Something is drawing a lot of processing power

Something, I tell you that.

Sometimes science is about conviction.

Sometimes small tru tru different than da big tru tru.

Sometimes.

Son of a bitch!

Sorry about all that.

Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.

Sorry I'm late, mr. Needful.

Sorry, please proceed with your story

Sort of love potion or something?

Sort of.

Sound familiar?

Sounds a lot like Bill Murray.

Sounds like code for "you win, Rick."

Sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.

Speaking of "w w what", Morty... W w what should we watch next?

Speaking of disasters, dad, we are leaving you in charge, here.

Specifically about apples, like... an appley or something.

Spleen Mountain? Bladder falls?

Squanchy, you can squanch wherever you want, man.

Square my shoulders or keep my head down?

Square your shoulders.

Squeeze them.

Stabilized.

Stalks its prey with purpose and skill.

Standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house.

Starring...

Startin' to get a little hairy

Starting right about now.

Stay out of this, Jessica!

Stay scientific, Jerry.

Steer into it!

Step on it, we all got places to be!

Still here, still selling fake doors!

Still think it's a good idea to go through a hole without a wiener?

Stop being such a tease, you sweet little

Stop fighting me. Just let this happen.

Stop filling it with your own insecurity.

Stop interrupting!

Stop it right now!

Stop! Hey!

Stop.

Store comes out of nowhere, all the shit's old and creepy.

Straighten your back

Strange. That's usually the man's job.

Stupid mother [beep]

Subservient little buddy.

Successful as you are, Jerry.

Suit yourself.

Summer for for the win.

Summer, do you have a boyfriend?

Summer, don't tell me you're friends with her.

Summer, grab hold.

Summer, put your burqa on!

Summer, you can't throw a party!

Summer, you know, your grandfather's right.

Summer, you're a bad person.

Summer?

Summer?!

Summer's gonna like me again.

Superleader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln.

Supposed to help us get home or something!

Sure I did to develop this.

Sure thing, Rick.

Sure thing, Rick.

Sure, sure, and why don't we just burn Galileo at

Sure. Brilliant.

Sure. Why not? I don't know.

T the whole house is sitting in another dimension!

Ta ta ta ta ta ta.

Take a deep breath.

Take a good look down there, Morty, and soak it in,

Take a listen.

Take a look.

Take a shower with me, Morty.

Take cover, Morty!

Take him to Pluto namo bay.

Take his Morty away.

Take me to Morty.

Takes one to know one.

Taking over the human's world

Tammy, I should let you know I just got out of a highly

Tammy!

Tammy's already drunk.

Tchoo tchoo tchoo. Tchoo tchoo.

Teach us, Morty!

Tell me that wasn't Brad Anderson.

Tell me, Rick, what do you desire?

Tell me, Summer, if a human was

Tell my family I love them.

Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega

Tenssica.

Terrible mistake, we would like

Th th but that's not how it went down!

Th thanks, snuffles.

Th there's no point to secrecy.

Th these seeds aren't gonna get

Th they're both great. Thank you.

Than from the jelly bean he actually was.

Thank me.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very, very much. Great store. Great place. Bye.

Thank you, Fido.

Thank you, grandpa Rick.

Thank you, Jerry.

Thank you, kind sir.

Thank you, Seattle.

Thank you, Tom.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks

Thanks, dumb dumb.

Thanks, Morty.

Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should.

Thanks!

Thanks.

Thanksgiving is about killing Indians!

That allows them to have sex with both male and female partners.

That burqa is a human rights violation,

That came out wrong. That came out very wrong.

That can open this mayonnaise jar?

That creates a pattern that can hide even from other Ricks [beep].

That describes everything in your garage!

That doesn't make any sense, Rick.

That doesn't sound like a problem to me.

That don't want anything bad to happen.

That force themselves to be together instead of being happy.

That fulfills them most.

That he's stupid or something?

That I shouldn't go around spouting off about,

That I was right the whole time, and any epiphanies

That if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow through,

That is a really nice cute top, that you're wearing there.

That is an animatronic werewolf.

That is an original thought.

That is Gwendoline.

That is multiphase quantum resonator.

That is not okay!

That is so awesome.

That is why he must numb himself.

That is why you're never getting home.

That it was never really about the gears at all.

That Jessica had the flu, you know,

That just puts pressure on me!

That last guy droned on for 20 minutes, you know?

That makes every Rick here less Rick than me.

That maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails.

That means I own them.

That means they're good ones

That might have been valuable information for me, Morty.

That right there, that w that

That seems like a fair way to divvy it up.

That she made the whole work thing up.

That show "Ball Fondlers" sounded kind of interesting.

That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly.

That the era of human superiority has come to a bitter end

That the rickest Rick would have the Mortyest Morty.

That the third reich will reign for a thousand years?

That these two brothers know how to handle business.

That they had broken leg serum at every corner drugstore.

That this noble beast was transformed into man's

That was all a test, Morty.

That was important to you, wasn't it?

That was just a baby.

That was part of the simulation.

That was perfect.

That was really traumatizing!

That was what I was trying... That's what I meant

That way you can, you know,

That way, if someone has a gun and we both tell you to shoot

That whole thing?

That would have made me retarded.

That you were doubting me about this whole thing, Morty.

That, out there? That's my grave.

That... is... awesome!

That'll buy us some time to figure this out!

That'll keep 'em busy for a while.

That's a huge step in the right direction.

That's a lower handicap stro o ke!

That's an intense line of questioning, snuffles.

That's bubonic plague!

That's enough, Bradley!

That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.

That's great, Beth! You always wanted to be a real surgeon.

That's how we're gonna scam these idiots.

That's it that's it, Rick.

That's it, Morty!

That's it, Rick!

That's Jack and fabrizio.

That's just a random noise it makes every 10 seconds.

That's kind of the reason why I want to leave.

That's my business.

That's my catchphrase, remember?

That's my dad's name, so

That's not an urban diss.

That's not what Abradolph Lincoler stood for.

That's okay.

That's only the... eighth birdie of the day.

That's quite enough.

That's right

That's right across the street

That's right, baby.

That's right, Jerry!

That's right, Morty the mega trees with the mega fruit on them.

That's right!

That's right.

That's season one! Boom!

That's some pretty hardcore stuff, you know, for a cereal commercial.

That's strange.

That's taking him out of school

That's that's the smell of

That's the best sex I've ever had in my life.

That's the end of season one!

That's the end, mother [beep]!

That's the last straw!

That's the Rick dance!

That's the smell of adventure, Morty.

That's the sound I make, when I'm trying to run fast.

That's us. Fill a whole room up with 'em.

That's what I like to hear!

That's what I meant

That's what I think of your crystals, Rick!

That's what matters.

That's what my dad did with me when I was your age.

That's when we make our move.

That's where my seeds are

That's why he's my little helper.

That's why I will leave you with your testicles.

That's why security's offline.

That's why we call it the bone train.

That's why you party?

That's... humbling and flattering, son

That's... stupid.

The the it's got, like, buttons on it and lights on it.

The "yes or no" kind?

The act that says that gay... uh... trunk

The aging process, and everyone

The air is poisonous, for you!

The answer is don't think about it.

The answer's "yes, you just have to be a genius".

The arterial transit system is useless.

The backup generator to get the growth ray online.

The beacon was activated.

The best way to hide from an enemy's radar is to stand near

The body is beginning to constrict and fill with gas.

The body is decaying.

The boulder crushes you.

The boulder falls onto a lever that will launch...

The call's coming from...

The center of Pluto, mr. Smith,

The colon with a ray that can enlarge us all.

The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards.

The digestive tract is the evacuation route.

The dimension I visited was so

The discoloration on your butthole flaps was

The dog sleeps on it.

The dogs are on a path to total world domination.

The edge

The fact is, your son, Morty,

The fact that you feel that way makes you the best Rick of them all.

The females are placed into educational program

The floor drops out to make it easier.

The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration.

The galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists.

The genius waves get canceled out by the, uh...

The ghost lady that came out of it, but

The giant, naked sky Santa has exploded.

The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only

The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only.

The guidance system isn't putting us on a direct collision course.

The horn when you honk it makes a sneeze noise.

The house when Summer brought olives from Mexico.

The important thing being I just upgraded

The job can't be done!

The knives will...

The least you could do is be ashamed of your gender.

The least you could do is put a little bit of it to use for the family.

The little girl!

The liver's under maintenance.

The males...

The Meeseeks fulfills the request.

The mega trees?

The milk people don't have a patent on simple rhetorical questions!

The Mortyest Morty.

The most important love you can receive is from yourself

The name's not buddy.

The next minute you're in a fist fight with your alien son.

The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants,

The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants,

The nipple hole.

The old "behind every great man amazon" twist.

The one true Morty!

The only monster here is alco...... holism.

The only thing that is known is... how cute he is.

The only thing that's clear

The other one because they're the evil one, you'll know who's lying.

The outside world is our enemy, Morty.

The party's squanching on at my place!

The people in the back say, "four."

The Pluto bel prize is the highest honor a scientist can receive.

The point of this is to get the drop on the guy.

The police are coming.

The problem my way thanks to...

The racetrack had a starlight derby.

The resultant lack of distraction and handpecking

The Ricks are probably gonna waste some time messing with Jerry.

The same problem, so a few thousand versions of me had the

The same top you complimented earlier.

The serum is piggybacking on the virus.

The shoes have to be turned on!

The slow clap? Really?

The spider in sector C is still alive.

The square root of pi, Morty

The stake for saying the sun is round?

The stakes are high in this room.

The student becomes the teacher.

The stuff was all over the place, Morty.

The thing people don't realize about the Gear Wars is

The thing. The thing.

The top priority is to get, you know, you guys out of there,

The truth is, you bought them because you like them.

The TV says there's nothing to worry about.

The universe is a crazy, chaotic place

The whole point is to get less of it.

The worst crime a female can commit

The young eat the old if you let them, Jerry.

The zigerions have been trying to outsmart me for years, Morty.

The... plot... thickens.

Their "certain year called wanting its blank back" formula back.

Their rail system must have failed.

Them worth, like, I don't know, $8 million.

Then I obviously sort of love you, don't I?

Then I promise we'll get back to your science project.

Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside snuffles' dream.

Then it's a broken defraculator.

Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight, playah.

Then Jacob came into our lives,

Then let me get to know yo, damn it!

Then so is everyone's favorite movie.

Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk

Then this one is not your slave

Then to the right, then left, et cetera.

Then we get to the large intestine!

Then why do you care so much if you are no longer allowed to

Then you know it's pretty serious this time.

Then you put it down and let it cry itself out.

Then you're going to [beep] me in that car over there.

There good birdie.

There he is!

There it goes again. Just shrank a little.

There she is.

There they are!

There was a seven horse collision, and Davin's there alone.

There was young, Morty, and they had been forever.

There we go, Summer. Hey brother.

There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty,

There you are, Morty. Listen to me.

There, winning the same fight for eternity.

There's a bunch of people strapped all over that building!

There's a chance you weren't even born.

There's an emergency station in

There's an infinite number of realities, Morty,

There's another real human in the simulator.

There's crucial things happening here every day.

There's just one problem, Morty one little hang up.

There's little R2 D2s where the George Washingtons should be.

There's no autopilot.

There's no love at all.

There's no time!

There's not a problem.

There's not even a single word

There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.

There's only three... unmuscular... Michaels.

There's plenty of them, you little goofball.

There's something about the air and just the way the sunshine is.

There's something about you, Mrs. Sullivan.

There's something I've always wanted to tell you.

There's something special about you, Morty so special.

There's something you need to know.

There's still another human in here!

There's ways to get back home, Morty.

These are names of the penis.

These are the forms for the employee health plan.

These guys aren't good at much,

These halves don't belong together, bitch!

These little men were never read their giant rights

These serums, they don't work on anybody related to you genetically.

These things really bring it all together.

These zigerions are always trying to scam me out of my secrets,

They always do.

They are designed to attract the attention of the female.

They assigned him to me because

They blew up.

They breed it with another

They changed it in 2006.

They could have gone into any one of these.

They dragged you into this.

They get to play outside.

They got a clear shot to your head.

They have little R2 D2s instead of George Washington.

They have value to you.

They hurt.

They just want to haul me to their stupid

They look exactly like us, so in order to avoid confusion,

They may be hard to find 'cause my wife...

They set aside their previous lives as individuals.

They should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.

They took my portal gun.

They went crazy when they couldn't take

They were asking about that in class.

They were removed. Where have they gone?

They won't be able to help themselves

They won't monitor us in here.

They'll go back to their families, attend school

They're about to hit that critical point of syrup

They're also really uncomfortable with nudity.

They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them

They're clones from an alternate reality,

They're free to go, is what I meant.

They're having fun in there! What do you guys want from me?

They're hot on our tail, Rick!

They're inside you building a monument to compromise!

They're just robots, Morty!

They're not gods.

They're not robots, Rick!

They're soaked with my stomach acid!

They're special grappling shoes.

They're still naked!

They're they're chewing through the doors!

They're they're incredibly powerful,

They're... they have a strong bond.

Thing, couldn't you have just,

This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent!

This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women

This car, and I have to mop it up.

This crowd looks too small for one of our famous rap concerts.

This device is gonna trace his location

This disaster was an inside job.

This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family.

This entire area would be underwater.

This entire world is not the world.

This fall... sparks will fly!

This guy does not want to be found.

This guy got mysterious

This guy is on it!

This guy right here super weird.

This has been so much fun.

This is a huge misunderstanding.

This is a Meeseeks box. Let me show you how it works

This is a party. Everybody should be welcome.

This is all my fault. You go on.

This is an open and shut case, Morty.

This is as frustrating for us as it is for you

This is bad, Morty.

This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!

This is definitely gonna go to his head.

This is disgusting!

This is earth radio.

This is for you Daddy.

This is game over

This is gonna be a lot like that,

This is gonna be cake.

This is gonna be fun.

This is good, though. This can work.

This is how you dream, bitch.

This is just sloppy craftsmanship.

This is me and my grandpa Rick's Sci Fi workshop.

This is my business.

This is my chance to gain some footing with the cool kids.

This is my first job.

This is my grandpa, Rick. He was just leaving.

This is my house. I'm not abandoning it.

This is not okay!

This is obviously a wash.

This is perfect.

This is principal Vagina, no relation.

This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me.

This is Reuben, an old friend.

This is Roger and Annie.

This is the chemical released in a mammal's brain,

This is the receiver.

This is the story we'll be telling our children.

This is upsetting to me, because I feel

This is what I'm talking about.

This is where rose says, "I'm flying, Jack!" But whatever.

This is why I choose to get C's.

This is your moment, Morty.

This isn't your school.

This just in; Morty Smith's whereabouts are still unknown.

This late?

This man's got the apron and the eggnog, huh?

This microscope reveals things beyond comprehension.

This must be the best day of your life.

This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty style.

This part wouldn't be included, stupid.

This place is a real who's who of who's you and me.

This place is great, you know?

This Rick was being controlled remotely

This right here's gonna do the trick, baby.

This serum should counteract the negative effects.

This ship is about to completely miss the giant iceberg!

This shit is delicious.

This should play out just fine.

This should really help put a dent in the overhead.

This sounds like something the one true Morty might say.

This store curses people

This thing could grow to the size of Delaware.

This this guy he doesn't understand interstellar currency.

This trip has been a "Titanic" failure.

This TV is for cartoons and video games only!

This village is terribly poor,

This was a good breakfast, Beth.

This whole thing, Ethan.

This whole thing's gonna be over really soon.

This will be the first instance of capital punishment

This world... still got a... still got a chance!

Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit, Ethan!

Those guys took you for a ride, too.

Those guys were wrong, right?

Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work.

Those people.

Those stair goblins can be moody.

Threats of poison gas.

Three... uh... uh, uh, uh, I'll get back to that one...

Through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty.

Through genetically matching versions of your eyes.

Through space faster than anybody else.

Ticketmaster

Time it took you to make this

Time to go another dream deep, Morty!

Timelines and locations in which the murders occurred.

Titanic themed getaway.

Titanium nitrate and just a tad of chlorified tartrate...

To be popular is what makes people like you.

To buckle down and make you up a... roofie juice

To compensate you with this

To create an entirely new, much safer park.

To follow you into some nonsensical bull crap?

To get wr wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, son!

To have a chat with me this afternoon?

To hell with my kingdom, bean counter.

To keep these belushis from cutting you off.

To let go of the body and an opportunity to share and experiment.

To maintain our population.

To make some real important science stuff.

To me, this was all just a bit,

To pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village,

To remember all those trips by.

To see my face on the back of a novel.

To show us for a fact that we're not.

To slam my hand on the steam and leave a nice handprint, and then

To your underage sister.

Told you! In your face! He is ruining our child!

Tom?

Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping manhood.

Too bad about Dr. Bloom.

Too easy!

Too loud, Cynthia. Too loud and too specific.

Top? My top!

Total of seven hours over the last two months.

Totally gonna get laid tonight.

Totes malotes, dawg.

Tough!

Try again and keep your head down

Try not to worry about it, Morty.

Trying to fool around with with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything.

Tuberculosis coming in fast!

Tubes will execute a controlled sink into the icy depths.

Turn your boring, old Morty into a hot fashion statement

Turned everything back to normal.

Turns out it just adds up to a lame, weird loser.

Twenty percent accurate, as usual, Morty.

Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit.

Two brothers... Two brothers! It's just called Two Brothers.

Two parts plutonic quarks...

Two strokes off Jerry's golf game.

U uh, I'll explain when you're older.

Ugh

Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh?

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Brad is such a jerk.

Ugh! Grandpa!

Ugh.

Ugh. Pathetic.

Uh huh, totally. Let's do it.

Uh huh, yeah, I don't care.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Yeah.

Uh oh, Morty

Uh oh, Morty.

Uh oh! Spoilers!

Uh oh.

Uh, actually, I don't think Pluto's a planet.

Uh, actually, you know what?

Uh, all all right.

Uh, almost.

Uh, anything else.

Uh, by the way, Morty, I know you didn't ask or anything, but...

Uh, check the engine room.

Uh, guys, not a good time.

Uh, hi. Can I help you?

Uh, hi. Can I help you?

Uh, I I'm just doing my best.

Uh, I thought it was cool.

Uh, maybe we overreacted.

Uh, me?

Uh, Mr. Meeseeks, was it?

Uh, Mrs. Spencer does that all the time, Rick.

Uh, no, I it's cool.

Uh, no.

Uh, Rick, what exactly is "squanching"?

Uh, s see for yourself.

Uh, sir, should I cancel that appointment, then?

Uh, sir, we have a situation over here.

Uh, sir?

Uh, squanchy?

Uh, summer, you can't have a party.

Uh, sure, buddy. Yeah.

Uh, sure, yeah.

Uh, sure.

Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.

Uh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase.

Uh, the way we see it, he's a part of the family.

Uh, this isn't what I had in mind.

Uh, well...

Uh, where where do I find Dr. Bloom?

Uh, y you will?

Uh, yeah, because I'm a good detective.

Uh, yeah, maybe I am.

Uh, yeah, until I get home before you,

Uh, yeah.

Uh, your Meeseeks box happened.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Not at all

Uh... people?

Uh... Rick?

Uh... Some people just can't handle the truth.

Uhh, no, stay. Go with the flow.

Uhh...

Uhh... okay.

Uhhh...

Uhp, uhp, uhp!

Um, a party?

Um, excuse me.

Um, Jerry's been texting some pretty high maintenance stuff.

Um, listen, can you help me do the stupid science fair project?

Um, merry Christmas. Hello?

Um, not like this.

Um, okay.

Um, simple question, gentlemen, what are apples?

Um, so, we asked ourselves,

Um, the crystals should be really close.

Um, what what are you doing back from Pluto so quick?

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Because o our personalities are so different?

Um... I well...

Um... I'm just gonna take this thing in and get an "A".

Um... Pluto's a planet.

Um... wait did we have some sort of relationship with him?

Umm...

Umm... I guess... I'll just pack up my desk.

Umm... you know, it's uhh... at least 40.

Under a mattress like last month's Victoria's secret?

Unh unh unh, it's, uh it's more than the work.

Unh unh. Not you.

Until we clear our names by finding the real Rick killer.

Up, down, below, turn around to the left.

Use that in your speech.

Usually, walking down the courthouse steps

Valuable and enriching experience of your young lives.

Veronica Ann Bennett, I find you guilty of having bad bangs.

Version of a centaur be dreaming about a scary place like this, Rick?

Very well. Give the earth people spacecraft

Vote no on proposition XW2.

Voucher for a free replacement

W w w w w why isn't he here in handcuffs?

W w w what about Jerry?

W w w what do you do?

W w w what is it?

W w w what?

W w we got to go get those crystals right now, Rick.

W w well, does it have to?

W w what's going on?

W w whoa, this isn't good.

W w why would somebody do this? It's horrible!

W w why?

W we're gonna incept your teacher.

W what w what's gonna happen to all these Mortys?

W what are we gonna do?

W what are you talking about?

W what do they want?

W what the hell is he talking about?

Wa... Look at this.

Wafting over his blister pocked lips?

Wait a minute

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I have an idea.

Wait a minute. What?

Wait, does that mean we get Showtime Extreme?

Wait, I was wrong. I was thinking of a T. Rex.

Wait, is loving me the house or the homeless people?

Wait, this is an actual movie?

Wait, wait.

Wait, what am I celebrating?

Wait, what am I doing?

Wait, what?

Wait! No! I'll

Wait.

Wait. Really?

Wait. Something's not right

Wait. What?

Wait. What?

Wait. You know what?! No!

Walking around down there, Morty.

Was a great opportunity to show a little humanity, you know?

Was born on our planet.

Was gonna be messed up for good, but here,

Was having you work on fundamentals of fear.

Was I one of those guys?

Was I supposed to think the poop bunny left them?

Was raised by all the bad words for ****.

Was this really the time to make that point, Summer?

Watch it.

We we all go to weird places.

We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts.

We all want to die!

We all went to sleep.

We are connecting this Christmas, like old school **** on a Saturday.

We are created to serve

We are not them!

We are not... them.

We are two humble heroes in search of adventure!

We both know that if there's any truth in the universe,

We both know you're not as fast as the other kids,

We built it when Reuben became incontinent,

We can get to...

We can hear the beeps!

We can try the service shuttle.

We can't leave now, Morty.

We could maybe, you know, get rid of him.

We did it!

We discovered you quite by

We do now, sucka!

We don't have a perfect marriage, but I'm not going anywhere.

We don't have time for mojitos!

We don't want you injuring your ball throwing arm.

We don't whitewash it, either, Morty.

We found it inside a lockbox inside king jelly bean's closet.

We get three or four more of these, tops.

We got a whole planet of cronenbergs

We got one screw turn... and two screw turns... and...

We got the President of the United States in here!

We got to get out of here, Morty!

We got to get out of here.

We got to get the hell out of here!

We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty.

We got we got a bunch of robot, computer people,

We got you, dawg.

We gotta be careful.

We gotta be careful.

We had a little incident.

We had some good times together, Morty?

We have fake doors... like you wouldn't believe!

We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!

We have to tell the people.

We interrupt "pregnant baby" with breaking news.

We just discovered a show called "Ball Fondlers".

We just got bought by Google!

We just have to learn to channel them into something constructive.

We just need cesium, plutonic quarks, and bottled water.

We just want to talk!

We know science has created men that have a trunk

We know you thought there were unturned tables!

We looked at life and wondered, how have we spent it,

We must save Reuben. This is my life's work.

We need 10cc of concentrated dark matter, stat, or he'll die!

We need to get to the left nipple!

We never had the recipe for concentrated dark matter.

We now go to Tom Randolph in New York.

We only acquire humans that haven't been simulated!

We placed a large boulder on that ledge.

We should resume sinking shortly.

We shouldn't be here

We talked about this.

We totally worked it.

We tried that technique on Summer and she is gonna end up stripping.

We will find our peace in the next world.

We will give you passage back home, so it can be terminated.

We will solve this problem.

We won't tell.

We'd be these guys right now, so, again, you're welcome.

We'll be fine! Let's party!

We'll fit right in, cronenberg Morty.

We'll get out the crayons, brew some coffee,

We'll never get two strokes off his game!

We'll park it right here, Morty

We'll scam the scammers, Morty

We're also on with Alejandro, our chief imaginarian.

We're back on "Good morning, Pluto."

We're dead!

We're giants. Nobody got that? Whatever.

We're giving in to the power of the one true Morty.

We're going to file chapter 11 and do some restructuring.

We're going to get it nice and steamy in there, and I'm going

We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math!

We're gonna die, Morty!

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die! Let's go!

We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty

We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty.

We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs,

We're gonna need to do another operation.

We're gonna take control of this plane!

We're in the areola, Rick, almost to the nipple,

We're in your dog's dream.

We're in your stupid giant's castle.

We're inside a corpse, my boy.

We're inside a huge simulation chamber on an alien spaceship.

We're located at First and Main in old town.

We're losing him.

We're losing him. Okay, he's back.

We're Meeseeks!

We're Mortys!

We're moving you... to a nursing home.

We're not bailing out just yet.

We're not defined by our relationships to Rick!

We're not going anywhere.

We're not gonna sink!

We're not skipping a beat, Morty.

We're not so different, you and I.

We're not so different. We're both corn of action.

We're not telling you what to do. We're just sharing how we feel.

We're playing Yahtzee.

We're ripped apart!

We're sitting ducks!

We're surrounded by monsters.

We're the only friends we've got, Morty.

We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?

We've been dreaming about this for 16 years.

We've got feet here on the west coast, Bill,

We've got skarlog poppies,

We've known how to make concentrated dark matter for a long time.

We've overhauled "Needful Things"

We've tracked a pair of dangerous criminals to this exact location.

Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!

Welcome, Morty.

Welcome...

Well Dad, it's a living thing.

Well now you know, you'd be a doctor.

Well obviously Summer, it appears the lower tier of this society

Well you know, maybe there is a job out there for people that feel that way.

Well, all is forgiven, because right now,

Well, all you have to do is get him to admit that,

Well, at least he didn't die in vain.

Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.

Well, at least you got all this free stuff.

Well, cap his sector at 5% processing,

Well, check every five quintons and tell me when they're not.

Well, Christmas doesn't revolve around what you hate, son.

Well, come on, let's get going.

Well, come on.

Well, did you even consider how that might make me feel?!

Well, did you get the impression I was trying to make you laugh?

Well, do something!

Well, duh doy, son.

Well, for sure me and my dad are.

Well, he roped me into this!

Well, he roped me into this.

Well, her waistline isn't.

Well, him over there, he roped me into this!

Well, how does that work?

Well, I can't cure death.

Well, I got news for you.

Well, I guess we better check it out.

Well, I it was hard to pin down

Well, I mean, traditionally, science fairs are a father son thing.

Well, I mean, you do it,

Well, I never!

Well, I was thinking, you know,

Well, I'm glad we saved all those horses,

Well, I'm going to get the curses removed at "Curse Purge Plus".

Well, I'm intervening.

Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous.

Well, if he's a Rick,

Well, if the old adage is true,

Well, isn't that convenient?

Well, it really doesn't matter what you want

Well, it's a little more complicated than that.

Well, it's both.

Well, it's lunch.

Well, it's not the "king of the world" bit.

Well, it's possible that your dog became self aware

Well, Jerry, I guess this means goodbye.

Well, la di da.

Well, look at that old lady.

Well, look where being smart got you.

Well, make yourself comfortable, because I suck

Well, maybe you're right.

Well, no, but...

Well, now you can build baskets and watch

Well, okay, Jessica. L let's give this a shot.

Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats,

Well, say something!

Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.

Well, she's my daughter, Summer.

Well, simulations doesn't simulate anybody that's been abducted, so...

Well, somebody in Hollywood just lost their job.

Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty.

Well, son, what did you think when you were 5

Well, Summer, there's always the possibility

Well, technically, Morty, there's no rush.

Well, that one over there roped me into this.

Well, that would be

Well, that's retarded

Well, the eyes aren't twinkling and the dimples aren't merry,

Well, then I hate Christmas!

Well, then my son's going to fail his science class,

Well, then, it was a terrible simulation.

Well, then, problem solved.

Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour.

Well, we can't all be raised like reptiles

Well, we... we blew a tire on the way to the clinic.

Well, we're past the point of no return.

Well, well, well.

Well, what about her?

Well, what about me?

Well, what are you doing standing here, Morty?

Well, when did this stop being Jamba Juice?

Well, which is it, choke up or follow through?!

Well, yeah, but you know they changed it.

Well, yeah.

Well, you know how to make it, too, right, Rick?

Well, you know what?

Well, you know, I do have a Fleeseeks box.

Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little

Well, you know, Morty, I mean, you want to sell boxes of cereal,

Well, you know, my my Ferrari's in the shop.

Well, you should select a different timeline,

Well, you're busy.

Well...

Well... I can see you're busy.

Well... I mean, I was thinking about it.

Well... if it's any consolation, Summer,

Were you about to talk... to her?

Were you gonna say Dada? Say Dada.

Wha

Wha well, what's this?

Wha what do you want from me?

Wha?

What what's that, Rick?

What a life.

What about Frank?

What about me, Rick?

What about that, Morty?

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty?

What about this microwave? Only $100! That's fair!

What about this?

What about weapons? What about domination of the enemy?

What about your short game?

What about your short game?!

What about... Pirates of the pancreas?

What am I, a hack?

What are apples?

What are the kitties to do, but buckle together and work as a team.

What are we going to be when we die...

What are we gonna do?

What are we here for again?

What are what are you, nuts?

What are you asking me for Jerry?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in my room, buddy?

What are you doing out of class?

What are you doing to me?

What are you doing with that, Poncho?

What are you doing, man?

What are you doing, Morty?!

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do, ground me?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you in for?

What are you looking at, mother

What are you saying?

What are you talking about, Rick?

What are you talking about, Rick?

What are you trying to say about Morty?

What are you worried about? Come get fake doors

What are you worried about? Come get fake doors.

What are you, crazy?

What could this possibly be?

What do I do if it cries?

What do we do next?

What do we have here, Morty?

What do ya got?

What do you desire?

What do you do after a long night?

What do you do?

What do you know, Morty?

What do you know?

What do you mean there's not a problem?

What do you mean you're having a party?

What do you say, Morty?

What do you think I can just do it all by myself?

What do you think of these things?

What do you think of this flying vehicle, Morty?

What do you think that was all about?

What do you think? I I I I know everything about everything?

What do you think? See?

What do you want from me?

What do you want me to teach you?

What do you want to do, boss?

What does a rapist look like exactly, Beth?

What does it look like?

What does Morty's skin smell like?

What happened back there?

What happened?!

What he stood for, but it's certainly not what he died for.

What is 5 x 9?

What is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.

What is going on, Rick? I'm freaking out!

What is going on?

What is it, Davin?

What is that?

What is that?

What is this on the floor?

What is this place?

What is this place?

What is this? My parents are coming!

What kind of Christmas is this?

What kind of God lets this happen?

What kind of monster do you think I am?

What new machine?

What proc

What respect is due?

What say we finish ourselves an eight planet solar system?

What say you, earth Rick C 137?

What should I do when I fail get myself an ice cream?

What the

What the heck?

What the hell happened to this place?

What the hell is going on, Rick?

What the hell is that?

What the hell was that?!

What the hell, man! I liked her!

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell?!

What the hell?!

What the hell?!

What the hell?!

What the hell's going on here?

What the is going on?

What the...

What was that, Morty Jr.?

What was what is that supposed to mean?

What what are you guys doing with my stuff?

What you got going on there?

What, Morty, you want me to show you my math?

What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now?

What, what?!

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? A night on the couch?

What? For real?

What? Jerry, let that stuff go, okay?

What? No, no, no.

What? Stop.

What? Why why me?

What? Why are you looking at me?

What? Why didn't you notify us?

What?!

What?!

What?! Are you kidding me?!

What?! No!

What?! That's Rick diculous!

What's what's up?

What's gotten into you?

What's he mean?

What's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty.

What's she saying, bill?

What's that dipshit doing out there? Are you friends with him?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that, Morty?

What's the deal with this place?

What's the matter with you, Morty?

What's up, Morty?

What's up, Pluto?

What's your name?

Whatever it is, it's beautiful, Leonard, and we support you.

Whatever you do, do not fire that thing in here.

Whatever, quote unquote "Morty."

Whatever.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Wheat thins. Wheat thins.

Whee!

When females separated from the males

When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living until he bites ya,

When I drop the bomb...

When I watch the life drain from your wretched body!

When two people create a life together,

When we get to customs,

When we kill him.

When we were in that freezer,

When we're hungry.

When you're wearing these things, these babies,

When's the last time you got laid, 'pers?

When's the next time you're gonna see something like this?

Where are my testicles, Summer?

Where are my testicles, Summer?

Where corporations use it to power everything,

Where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.

Where he's creating a model of our solar system.

Where is Morty?

Where is the sex robot Morty?

Where is your hands? There's your hands.

Where men are still permitted to be servants.

Where the hell am I going?

Where they can discover a service to our paradise

Where those Sex robots came from, remember?

Where we running to?

Where women are kind of equal, but not really.

Where would you go?

Where you open 'em, and they actually go somewhere?

Where'd you come from?

Where's Dr. Bloom?

Where's he going with this?

Where's the abductions department?

Where's the anger coming from, man?

Where's the anger coming from?

Where's your hands? Where's your hands?

Wherever you find people with heads up their asses,

Which I also wouldn't do!

Which I'm not even sure we should, we need to keep it simple.

Which is really strange, because it's the same character

Which is what is that?

Which is why my clothes are better than all of yours.

Which is...

Which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,

While you guys are having another day in Phil Collins' proverbial paradise.

White people. No, no, no, no. Black people.

Who Are Just Regular Brothers, Running In a van from an Asteroid...

Who are you?! Answer me!

Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone?

Who cares? Just hold me.

Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?

Who do you think is gonna love you

Who else would you have us question?

Who invited Abradolph Lincoler?

Who is he?

Who is in danger?

Who isn't hispanic, walk in a circle the same number of times

Who just sold the apples campaign?

Who wants lemonade?

Who's with me?!

Whoa, dad, you can't, like, endow a creature

Whoa, man!

Whoa, Morty, this guy's entire planet was destroyed.

Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making

Whoa, whoa, slow down, honey.

Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey, buddy.

Whoa! Hi, Jessica.

Whoa! It's Hepatitis C!

Whoa! Oh, whoopsie!

Whoa! What did you do?

Whoa. Not cool, summer.

Whoa. What's up, man?

Whoa... I love doing cocaine with you too, Johnny Depp!

Whoaaaa!

Whoever you smear this stuff on will fall in love with you,

Whoo, baby!

Whoo!

Whoo! That's some great luck.

Whoo! Way to go, Morty!

Whoooooo!

Whoop dee doo.

Whoops.

Whoopsie.

Why am I so mediocre?

Why am I the first Rick you pull in every time a Rick stubs his toe?

Why are you doing this bit?

Why are you dressed like a waiter?

Why can't you just help me out once once for once?

Why can't you?

Why did you even rope me into this?

Why didn't we just go to Kentucky?

Why do we love to dance?

Why do you party?

Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?

Why does he have to go over there?

Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?"

Why don't we do a model of the solar system?

Why don't we just make the solar system with eight planets?

Why don't we use 25 of them

Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry?

Why don't you just call me scary Glenn, yeah?

Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?

Why don't you tell the whole class the proper wordplay to use when

Why is everything always happening to you?!

Why is it such a sausage planet

Why the cops don't just take you out.

Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels?

Why would I negotiate with you?

Why would Mr. goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream

Why would you even say that?

Why would you even want to eat these?

Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?

Will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty.

Will sink, as it has a thousand times before.

Will you will you stop saying that?

Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?

Will you hand me a screwdriver

Will you please...

Willing to say anything to "complete their task

With all due respect, it seems

With an arm of fake doors in you arms.

With bunch of sex doll parts and I have to do it one handed

With Dr. Bloom an amusement park inside a human body.

With my confidence.

With sentience and then rip it away.

With some Morty dazzlers.

With that, I give you your new slogan!

With the virtual world disappearing behind us and being

With turbulent juice, Turmulent tables.

With weapons made from To ...tomatoes.

Wobble gobba lop bops!

Wormholes and all that weird stuff, but this is real science.

Worst case scenario we're back to running.

Would have disrupted business,

Would you just relax, Rick?

Would you like to ride the bone train, miss?

Would you like to ride the bone train?

Would you like to take my place in line?

Wow

Wow

Wow, Morty.

Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around,

Wow, Rick, I got to say,

Wow, Rick.

Wow, thanks.

Wow, that one was really quick, wasn't it?

Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.

Wow, you know what?

Wow, you sure found this guy quick!

Wow!

Wow! I'm so smart!

Wow! Look at all this stuff.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Hat trick.

Wow. We are so screwed.

Wow. What do you know?

Wow. You really are wise, Jerry.

Written and directed by Jerry Smith.

Wubba lubba dub dubs!

Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!

Www.100timesrickandmorty.com

Www.rickandmorty.com.

Www.rickandmortyadventures.

Y of course I am just as much as my Morty's a Morty.

Y y y o or your stupid portal gun!

Y y y you you wouldn't kill yourself yourselves.

Y y you know there's a garbage, right?

Y y you're a monster

Y you guys are always so mean to me.

Y you hear that, Morty?

Y you know what?

Y you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once.

Y you smell that?

Y you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.

Y you're like Hitler, but

Y you've got to put these seeds inside your butt.

Y'all need to ride down the stairs?

Yay... you win.

Yeah

Yeah, and I'm not pregnant.

Yeah, and once those seeds wear off,

Yeah, and slow mobius thinks he's all that.

Yeah, and you keep your awesome friends away from my canapes.

Yeah, bro. Yeah.

Yeah, but where's the transmitter?

Yeah, but you can't go out there because...

Yeah, cronenberg Rick, but, you know, I'm gonna miss cronenberg world,

Yeah, dad, digging around the insides of horses.

Yeah, dad. Why don't we do it together?

Yeah, do you, Summer?

Yeah, don't move.

Yeah, duh!

Yeah, e everything's frozen in time.

Yeah, gladly.

Yeah, hello.

Yeah, I can see that.

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.

Yeah, I heard about that, Morty.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Yeah, I'd like to order one large person with extra people, please.

Yeah, I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones, please

Yeah, I'm just going to... check on your mom.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, if anything gets messed up, you and grandpa Rick get punished.

Yeah, if I relax now, there might not even be any more adventures!

Yeah, it is good. It's the best.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's a special fuel I invented to travel

Yeah, it's got an almost improvisational tone.

Yeah, it's got to be that way.

Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.

Yeah, it's pretty wild how fast that spread.

Yeah, like it was my dream to watch.

Yeah, look I turned mine on. I had no problem getting down here.

Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves

Yeah, most timelines have a Rick, and most Ricks have a Morty.

Yeah, murmur it up, d bags.

Yeah, Rick

Yeah, Rick, I get it

Yeah, Rick, I I heard you the first time.

Yeah, Rick, it's great.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there,

Yeah, so does the scientist formerly known as Rick.

Yeah, so I heard.

Yeah, so what's the worst that could happen?

Yeah, sweetie, that's where they live.

Yeah, thank you guys so much. It's a real treat to be raised by parents

Yeah, that that that's real easy to say from the sidekick position.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say, Rick.

Yeah, that's pretty cool, Rick. So all that happened in this reality too?

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's what that

Yeah, this here is some kind of baby maker.

Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap.

Yeah, uh... Give me a sec.

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?

Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about some scotch whiskey?

Yeah, yeah. I got it.

Yeah, you know it, dawg!

Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad!

Yeah, you know, the thing is my dad's really insecure.

Yeah, you know, the thing is my dad's really insecure.

Yeah, you know?

Yeah, you were saying that back when we first got arrested,

Yeah, you.

Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! And can they like, leave the butt, and walk around on their own?

Yeah! Of course you should!

Yeah! That's my new thing!

Yeah! You like that?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. But one of us is... dead corn!

Yeah. Gene Vagina.

Yeah. Let's watch some more Gazorpazorpfield!

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Talk to me.

Yeah. Totally.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah... hey, that's pretty, pretty... that's true.

Yes, but it appears you alone have been going to the exact

Yes, every couple gets to

Yes, I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair, please.

Yes, I'm successful, but what if I hadn't...

Yes, it's satisfying work.

Yes, perhaps not during business hours.

Yes, she does. I saw it in your laundry room.

Yes, siree!

Yes, so what if he's the devil, Rick?

Yes, they are.

Yes, we will have as much fun as possible on our...

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Thank you, sir.

Yet the giant that lives in the clouds above has untold treasures!

Yo

Yo, deejay, drop that beat.

Yo, ding dong, we're done here. Time to go.

Yo, everyone whose first name begins with an "L"

Yo, yo, yo, yo!

Yo! What up, my glip glops?!

You aren't you a tough customer.

You animals! Animals!

You are

You are both true heroes!

You are from a more primitive world,

You are hereby sentenced to... the silent treatment!

You are insulting them.

You are obviously not capable of

You are silly, Daddy.

You are under arrest for crimes against

You are who you are.

You ask a lot of questions, Morty.

You asked him if Pluto's a planet, didn't you?

You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty.

You backed the right horse on this one, son.

You be in charge, and then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is?

You better stop with that.

You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!

You called it a planet.

You can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty

You can call me snuffles,

You can do this.

You can enter people's dreams, Morty.

You can get his number later. Come on, Morty.

You can have this back.

You can put your fingers wherever you want.

You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!

You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!

You can run...

You can take Lincoler with you.

You can trust when he says, "Don't run".

You can't kill the truth, father.

You can't learn anything until you learn... how to chill.

You could lose your kingdom.

You could play guitar, you could masturbate...

You could whip up that might help make this dog

You did it again, cubbie.

You did it, Beth. You really nailed it.

You did it... you figured out that crazy solution, like you always do.

You did the best you could.

You didn't accidentally sell anybody, say...

You didn't use it?

You dodged a bullet, Morty, trust me.

You don't agree to have a theme park built inside you if your life's going great.

You don't bring dead babies to passover.

You don't care about me at all!

You don't deserve to carry Morty's genes.

You don't have it as good, huh? That's too bad.

You don't have to keep saying it over and over.

You don't have to try to impress me, Morty.

You don't know m

You don't know me!

You don't know me!

You don't know me.

You don't need to say anything.

You don't see me going to a bigger school in a wealthier district

You don't think he'll turn into a monster, do you?

You don't want to know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing: The moon...

You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do?

You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white... uh, uh...

You eat our food and make gadgets.

You ever noticed the ones with bad bangs always have three names?

You ever see a line for the men's room?

You ever wonder what happened to Rick and Morty?

You fit the profile.

You get the idea. I work with lions.

You get to be the mayor of "I told you" town.

You girls are really...

You give it to me!

You got a problem with that last one, Morty?

You got a really good point there, Rick.

You got any of that around here?

You got that right, Rick.

You got to accept your part of the blame!

You got to calm down, Morty.

You got to do it for grandpa, Morty.

You got to fix this, Rick!

You got to get those seeds out of your ass.

You got to stop listening to yourself.

You got to trust me, Morty.

You got to work twice as hard.

You gotta, you gotta, pump the gas a little.

You guys are doing it wrong.

You guys are gross and lame.

You guys are in my parents' bed!

You guys have any aspirin?

You guys kidding me.

You guys know that song?

You guys should really not be touching that stuff.

You guys!

You have a history of non cooperation with the council.

You have no idea what prison is like here!

You have so many questions to answer.

You have to turn them on, Morty!

You haven't failed.

You hey, man! This holiday is about humanity.

You hungry for apples?

You just got to keep him on the phone for 30 seconds or longer.

You just spent three months, watching a man choose a fake wife.

You keep heckling my adventure, Rick!

You know fully well that Morty

You know he eats his own shit, right?

You know how you said that,

You know it's gonna be wearing you in three hours?

You know me I'm just trying to

You know my name? That's disarming.

You know parents are just kids having kids.

You know the best thing you can do for people that depend on you?

You know what a vole is?

You know what I have to say about that?

You know what I mean?

You know what I named these? My little morties.

You know what I'm talking about, Morty?

You know what, Morty?

You know what, Mr. Meeseeks?

You know what, Rick?

You know what, Rick? I'll tell you something!

You know what, Rick? That's it!

You know what, though, Morty?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? No, Rick!

You know what? Okay.

You know what? You're right. I shouldn't even care.

You know you got to do both!

You know, 'cause it's frozen.

You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.

You know, because he just said I was 12.

You know, every year, hundreds of Mortys are injured

You know, helped me with my homework?

You know, his science and stuff.

You know, how many times have I had

You know, I got I got a lot of pushback when I pitched it, Morty.

You know, I had a really rocky road today, Morty.

You know, I mean, y you're perfectly scary enough as it is.

You know, I might watch a movie.

You know, I thought it was about being born half God or something.

You know, I thought that robot over there, looked pretty cool, you know?

You know, I want you to

You know, I'm sorry everything's going so smoothly and adventurously.

You know, if somebody drops the soap,

You know, if you tell us, I'll be your girlfriend.

You know, it has been lonely since the divorce

You know, it'll be really easy to **** us after that.

You know, it's lucky for us

You know, Jerry, I'm not gonna tell you that these will

You know, Jessica,

You know, like how every other store in the world works?

You know, like, maybe make some

You know, love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier?

You know, may maybe they'll do it board driven.

You know, maybe I don't connect because I'm the rickest Rick there is.

You know, me and Morty are having a blast,

You know, praying mantises are the exact opposite of voles, Morty.

You know, Rick, when I first saw all those Ricks and Mortys,

You know, Rick's in his lab, making cyborgs and

You know, that makes it fall in love.

You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick.

You know, the black effeminate guy from the '50s?

You know, the guy on TV?

You know, the one with Cher in it?

You know, the thing about a shark...

You know, these demonic alien spirits are really valuable.

You know, this whole time, I haven't once heard you say that

You know, we are in a pretty deep hole, here,

You know, we could we could just enjoy it for a little bit.

You know, we did something great today.

You know, we're gonna go find some treasure or something

You know, wh wh what's in this for me?

You know, what do you think's gonna happen,

You know, when we first got here

You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, for them to work.

You know, you like not caring about stuff.

You know, you were right about the universe.

You know, you're gonna end up seeing something.

You know?

You know... it could be developed in into

You little son of a bitch!

You look really nice tonight.

You lose the right to bitch about all future adventures.

You lost the right to have a say in these things when you

You make a request.

You make that dog smart or... Morty's grounded!

You make us ashamed to be ourselves!

You making fun of me?

You mean because it had dogs in it.

You mean the panda express?

You might have heard of it. It's called math.

You might wanna cover your eyes, Summer.

You must be Jerry. That's a fine looking apron.

You need to put your energy into something else.

You never heard of it?

You okay, Morty? I told you not to trust that tuna.

You pay with the curses, right?

You press this

You re evaluate your policy about taking girls on adventure?

You ready to head home?

You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?

You really gave it to those guys at NASA.

You really lucked out with Summer o on that one.

You really made the crap out of those eggs.

You really pulled a rabbit out of your hat this time

You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?

You resent me for holding you back.

You respect me.

You said science wasn't easy.

You said the same thing, equally sarcastically,

You said you weren't gonna tell anyone!

You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty?

You see, Jerry?

You see, Rick, you're not as clever as you think you are.

You shall now call me snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

You should be making us a whole restaurant.

You should consider being a creative.

You should find that Lucy woman.

You should try having a little respect

You show us your concept of "good TV",

You simulated my grandson's genitalia?!

You sons of bitches!

You speak da tru tru.

You speak when you're spoken to ding a ling.

You still thinking about taking that trip?

You stupid bitch.

You take that back!

You telling me how to bully now? Big mistake, Morty.

You think I did this?

You think it's efficient to get rid of women?

You think maybe I could get something from this place?

You think you can control me with a haircut?

You think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school?

You think you're so great, you stupid piece of shit

You thought about getting an abortion?

You to take down the council of Ricks, right?

You want good words? Date a languager

You want to go outside? Outside?

You wanted to be safe from the government,

You were always kind to me,

You were right the first time, okay?

You will die if... You'll die instantly

You will lose her!

You will walk when it is time to walk.

You win the bet, okay?

You win. Can we go home now?

You wish, you stupid bitch!

You with an opportunity to free yourself of Rick forever.

You work for the devil

You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing

You you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything.

You you know what, mo

You you really wear the pants around here.

You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds.

You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details.

You'll never guess what we couldn't get rid of.

You'll thank me later.

You'll turn him into Ralph Finnes in Red Dragon.

You'll you'll let me call the shots?

You're you're so good at playing the flute.

You're a genius at being my dad, dad

You're a genius at that.

You're a good boy.

You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now,

You're a good kid, Morty.

You're a good kid, Morty.

You're a good you're a good kid, Morty.

You're a good you're a good kid.

You're a little creep, Morty.

You're a perfect, impenetrable suit of human armor, Morty,

You're a real Julius Caesar.

You're a real little character, Morty.

You're a real trouper, huh, Morty?

You're a real true hero out in the field.

You're a surgeon. A human surgeon.

You're after, I think I might

You're being very aggressive, Jerry.

You're both going down like that.

You're both nuts. I'm gonna raise Morty Jr. myself.

You're doing great, Morty.

You're fired.

You're frustrating me.

You're going to get out of here.

You're going to love inside of me.

You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna burn out the CPU with this one.

You're gonna go on, and

You're gonna lose most of your motor skills,

You're gonna try to take the high road on this one?

You're gonna turn it into Mort...

You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass.

You're growing up fast, Morty.

You're inside a simulation...

You're inside me right now, but by the end of this journey...

You're just a symptom of it.

You're kidding me.

You're kind of killing the vibe in here.

You're little, you're down on your luck, you think, "hey, he's a giant.

You're looking around, and it's all scary and different,

You're lucky a traflorkian doesn't hear you say that.

You're lucky I'm not a Rick.

You're making me really uncomfortable.

You're missing my symphony.

You're missing the point, dad.

You're missing the point, Morty.

You're my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you.

You're my little friend, aren't you?

You're my special little guy.

You're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken

You're not gonna believe this,

You're not gonna die!

You're not intentionally selling...

You're not Morty!

You're not Morty.

You're not squanchy enough for a squanchy party.

You're not the cause of your parents' misery.

You're not.

You're our boy, dawg.

You're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake.

You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry.

You're really a Rick?

You're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man

You're right.

You're right. Everything's going fine.

You're right. Maybe we should just play Yahtzee. Give me those!

You're saying I should leave Jerry.

You're scaring me.

You're sleeping in your crap right now.

You're so wise.

You're still on the ship.

You're the malcontent, the rogue.

You're the one that's crazy and chaotic!

You're the one who wanted me

You're trapped in a dead man.

You're welcome.

You're you're just a little creepy... creep person.

You're Zuckerberg ing me?

You've been a huge help to me.

You've been nice to me, mr. Needful.

You've got your whole life ahead of you,

You've lived quite a life, Rick.

Young man, isn't the music or the food or the...

Your book is about innocence, the definition of it,

Your current Morty should

Your failures are your own, old man.

Your family's primitive biological hang ups.

Your grandfather is, indeed, in very deep pain.

Your highness, we've captured Scroopy Noopers.

Your honor, I'm from a tiny persons advocacy group

Your living museum is officially a wild safari!

Your mom was my Jessica.

Your mother and I have shared 40 years of each other, mind,

Your opinion means very little to me.

Your own inferior genes!

Your planet just got cellphones and the coverage still sucks!

Your sister's boss gave me a microscope

Your slave is ill mannered.

Your your parents and I are very disappointed in in this behavior.

Zack from organ concepts, and Jamie from new media.

Zigerion scammers, Morty.

Zing!

Zip!

1, 2, 3.

1.77245385.

5 x 9 is at least 40!

20 yards away from my own rotting corpse.

25 shmeckels?

27 Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines

100 years, Rick and Morty's things.

100% honesty and open, clear communication

1995 called, they want...

2003 just called and wants its easy target back.

...who would you guys choose? Doesn't matter.

"Wholesome delight" for lunch? Is that the vegan place?

[beep] me, pal. [beep] you?

About nothing Are you sure it doesn't make

Ah. Isn't it beautiful? Yeah, yeah.

Ahh... uh... Summer's turn! Finally!

All done! Wow!

All right, I'm bored. Change it. Wait wait, Rick! Hold on.

And I disagree. You disagree?

Anything else? Yeah, more phone sticks, please.

Are you happy now, Morty? Heck, yeah!

Are you okay? I'm fine!

Aww. Psych!

Back off! I'm trying to be with my man!

Beth, do you still love me? Ugh, what kind of question is that?

Beth! Oh, yeah! Yes, ma'am!

Boring. Summer,

Bring me the thing. What what thing?

But also dancing

But I'm proud of you that you did it. Hey thanks, chief!

Bye, mom! Bye, dad! Drive carefully!

Bye. Later.

Called it. Why would he choose Veronica?

Calm down, Morty. This can't be real!

Calm yourself, Morty. I can't deal with this, Rick!

Can I show you something? Morty, no offense,

Can I show you something? Uh, I better not.

Coffee time! Yeah!

Come on! Oh, my God.

Come on. No!

Come over here, baby! No, I'm okay.

Could we nominate me? Yes.

Cover me. Oh, man.

Create a whole fresh start. T t that's absolutely crazy!

Cynthia... Oh, my God! No, no...

Dad! Rick!

Dad! Rick!

Dad! What?

Did you hear me say it? Nah.

Do you like it? Yes.

Don't be a hero, kid. I'm not.

Don't even think about it. Come on, Jer

Don't name it! Morty Jr.?

Draw me, Jerry. Oh, boy.

Eggnog? Now we are talking!

Every 10th. Deal. All right.

For how long? I don't know.

For real? For real times a million, buddy.

Geez, Rick, w what is this place? The citadel of Ricks.

Go back, go back! Jeez...

God, grandpa, you're such a dick. I'm sorry, Summer.

Grandpa? That sounds patriarchal.

Guess someone was wrong. Yes.

Ha ha! Aw, man!

Happy anniversary, dad. Oh, I get it.

Happy?! Just ignore them.

Have you met gearhead? Hey, how's

He doesn't care. Aw, man!

Hello, there. Merry Christmas, man.

Help! There is no escape, my son.

Here's another Quick Mystery. My mother's dead!

Here's another. I'm the killer!

Hey there. Detective, I'm...

Hey, dad, where's Morty? He's busy.

Hey, hey! Merry Christmas, son.

Hey, Jerry, it's Rick. Rick! Hey.

Hey, Morty. Oh, oh, hey, dad.

Hey, you didn't pay your bill! The red "X"! Red "X"!

Hey! What the heck?! Neutralize the Jerry.

Hi, how's it going? Hi, Rick.

Hi, Jerry. Leave me alone.

Holy crap! No way.

Holy crap. Oh, boy.

How long are you staying? Until we find your Rick.

How was your day? I don't want to talk about it!

How's business? Here's the last of our inventory.

I always do. Good.

I got the crystals! All right!

I had to create a bomb. What?! A bomb?!

I quit! I'm out! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I say we try hiding. But that's the opposite of what

I should be promoted! Yes.

I told you! Hold on...

I wanna go home! Yeah, no duh.

I want to obsess about myself. The narcisstic stuff.

I was like... Give them a ship, now.

I'll take it. But I haven't even

I'm going to puke. Morty, are you getting sick?

I'm gonna puke! I can't take it, Rick!

I'm here if you need to talk. I'm here if you need to talk.

I'm here if you need to talk. I'm here if you need to talk.

I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life

I'm injured. Shut up, Lincoler.

I'm losing it here, Rick! Relax, Morty, relax!

I'm Mr. jelly bean. Hi, Mr. jelly bean.

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! I want to be popular at school!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. Hi!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me.

I'm on fire! Look, I want to leave now.

Ignore them. Such an asshole.

In my butt? Come on, Morty.

into a giant vat of lava! Pretty concise, Morty.

Is this the surprise? Morty, I had to...

It was your idea. Come here, Jerry!

It would go without saying, huh? Yeah, it would.

It's a pleasure to have you. The pleasure's all mine.

It's beyond your reasoning. You're beyond our reasoning!

It's debris. I don't care.

It's fine, Davin. Okay, cool.

It's flu season. It is?

It's got no charge left. What?!

It's important. Come on, Morty. I don't know, Rick.

It's not so bad. Let's just go home, okay?

It's pretty interesting. That's it, Rick!

Jerry! Beth!

Jerry! It's all right.

Jerry?! Dad!

Just try to relax. You try to relax!

Knives. What?!

Leprechaun? Grandpa Rick!

Like the Insane Clown Posse. Yeah, good one, Jerry.

Mi casa es su casa, dawg! All right!

Mm, good one. Hey, man!

Mmm, yeah. Whoa, take it easy!

Mmm, yeah. Whoa, take it easy!

Morty, get down! Whoa ho ho!

Morty!! We got it.

My foot is stuck. No!

My slave? We assume...

Name it. I want to help you.

Nice. Nice.

Nice. Is it a fun adventure? I hope so.

No wrong answers. Wow.

No, that's dumb. Yeah, not satisfying.

No! It's not.

No. Then what good was the "yes"?

Not 12. Okay.

Now they're gonna pay! What do you...

Now, help me with these bodies. This is insane.

of this agency in a long time. Yes.

Oh, Dad! Yes, Morty?

Oh, hello there! Good day to you, Miss.

Oh, here we go! Holy crap!

Oh, man! We lost 'em.

Oh, man. Leave my Morty out of this.

Oh, my God, he exploded! Trust me, they're fine with it.

Oh, my God! Aah!

Oh, no! Holy crap!

Oh, thank God, Morty. Oh, you're welcome.

Okay. Wait really?

Ooh, come here! No, thanks!

Ooh, okay! Summer, what did I just

Ooh. Be quiet.

Our son's been abducted! You hate me for buying those coins!

Out of the way, Morty! No!

Puffy vagina. What's wrong with that?

Rascal. Okay... unacceptable

Really? Sure, Morty. Yeah.

Reuben, Minnesota? Reuben on the table, Morty.

Rick, wake up. Huh? What? Wait? What?

Rick, you got to stop Morty!

Scalpel. Scalpel.

Scoot Summer. Don't you need a new companion...

Shut up, Rick. Whoa

Since when do you have a job? Since last week.

Slow down! My man!

So many possibilities. My mind is racing.

So, dad, guess what tomorrow is. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.

So, we're starting with a new Those guys are inside me, huh?

So... you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome.

Son of a... Oh, geez.

Summer! Ethan?

Summer! Summer!

Thank you. You're welcome.

That guy got it. Unh unh unh, Rick. Quiet.

That was fantastic, Rick! Yeah, Morty, if you like that,

That's why you want it? Yeah, you know?

The quality of your top. Do you love it?

There's a family emergency. Stop right there!

There's a giant in the clouds! Yeah.

This is a dog. Oh, yeah.

This is nice. Yeah.

This isn't "game of thrones." Ow!

To connect with me a little. Hey, Morty, you want connection,

Two plus two. Jessica.

Uh oh. Excuse me.

Uh, morning, Frank. "Morning"?

Very convincing. Convincing?

Wait, there is an autopilot

Wait! What in the hell?

Washing dishes? No. The opposite.

We can go into detail later, son. Now, wait.

We did it. Yeah, bro.

We got him! Hey, that was good team work.

We got to escape. I'm not gonna help you, Rick.

We'll I'm leaving! You can't leave, you're 17!

We're going on a quest, okay? Can't wait

We're gonna be okay, Rick. How?

Well, does it defraculate? No.

Well, how about that. I love it.

Well, it... might be. It is.

Well, yeah, on horses. Excuse me?

What a mess. Pride cometh before the fall.

What are you talking about? All this time, you've been thinking,

What do you see? Whiteness. Pure whiteness.

What does that mean? It's personal

What in the hell? Sex sells, Morty.

What is my purpose? Pass the butter.

What is my purpose? You pass butter.

What the hell is that? The sphincter dam.

What you doing? Well, I can't solve...

What? It's a dream, Morty.

What? Oh, my God! It's still the commercial!

What? Yes!

What? Sorry? I don't know.

What?! Dad?

What?! Is that cool with you, dawg?

What?! Listen to me, Morty.

What's going on? I mean... Relax, Morty.

What's with mom? Oh, what's with mom?

What's wrong? Your idiot dog!

Where's Morty? I don't know.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo, yeah! Whoo, excited!

Why not? I don't know.

Williams sonoma? I wish!

Worst movie ever. Dumb.

Wubba dubba dub dub! Oh. Hey, Jerry.

Y you're a monster. Don't be Rick diculous, Morty.

Yahtzee's fun. We love Yahtzee. It's a fun game for fun families!

Yeah just don't do it. Grandpa!

Yeah, I could go for some Ball Fondlers. Yeah, Ball Fondlers.

Yeah, I love their soup. I'm kind of soup ed out.

Yeah. Uh oh.

Yeah. We just pulled it off.

Yes

Yes! This is so cool! Ladies First!

Yes. Oh, my God! Thank you!

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Yes!

Yes. Yes!

Yes. Why? Kid, you're a genius.

You are gonna draw me. Aah!

You did it, Morty. Rick, wait!

You do? Yes.

You got to come with me. Rick, what's going on?

You know why? Uh, because it's lame?

You know? What do I know?

You never want to talk about it. Get off my back, bitch!

You talking about "Inception"? That's right, Morty.

You think you could help me out? Whatever.

You're a camouflage. Camouflage?

You're a Titanic fanatic? Oh, yes.

You're crying? Over a Morty? No, I'm just allergic to dipshits.

You're Morty, right? Yeah.

You're not right ever. No, no!

..

...a piece of toast! Two guys, with handle bar mustaches!

...and 9 cats who break all the rules.

...beautiful putt right

...decapitate the partner. I mean, it's a whole ritual.

...everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

...guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.

...it comes crashing into Earth. And what do you do then?

...liver.

...Morty waves.

...Not a planet

...Ovenless brownies!

...person and just let you blow up the whole world.

...scare scary Terry.

...that would make me better walking through a hole?

...to anatomy park!

...what it was like to give your son a bath.

...what's your name, ma'am?

'80s horror character with

'Cause he roped me into this!

'Cause that's where I'd be going.

"A," "b"

"Bitch."

"blomp blomp a noop noop a noop noop noop".

"Boy"?

"C," "d"

"Cape fear"! "Cape fear"!

"e nomenon", "n33dful.com", spelled with threes instead of "e"'s.

"E," "f"

"First and..."

"Friday the 13th" the series voodoo crap magic.

"Glip glop?"

"hey, why not swing by where your wife works?"

"hungry for apples" is just a rip off of "got milk?"

"I am in great pain. Please help me."

"I don't give a [beep]" is my new catchphrase!

"I should get her pregnant, and then she'll have to marry me."

"Inception" made sense.

"J," "k," he'll really ruin your day

"My Horrible Father" in every store

"Pluto is a cold, cold planet".

"Q," "r," you won't get very far

"shut up," it's really good advice.

"Snuffles" was my slave name.

"So what?"

"The increment in the internal energy of a system is...

"the recipe for concentrated dark matter",

"We".

"What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?"

"wubba lubba dub dub" thing that you usually say.

"wubba lubba dub dub" thing that you usually say.

[beep] with you in unforeseeable ways?

[Beep] you, man.

[Beep] you!

[BLEEP], I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick...

[electricity noise]

[solo vanity card]

♪ 'cause I am right so I gots to win ♪

♪ a trail of food ♪

♪ ain't never gave nothing to me ♪

♪ and feel him inside me ♪

♪ And that's how we play handy hands. ♪

♪ And the gears, they turned for a thousand years ♪

♪ and then sends out the rest ♪

♪ aware of all the flu ♪ ♪ up in the air ♪

♪ being played by a Bo o o y ♪

♪ Bitch, please, if the only thing you cats did was came out to play ♪

♪ break bread with the enemy ♪

♪ but I got such a good heart ♪

♪ but no matter how many cats I break bread with ♪

♪ Christmas drums ♪

♪ Christmas drums ♪

♪ damn right, and I'll do it again, ♪

♪ drum drum drum ♪

♪ drum drum drum drum drum drum ♪

♪ Drummer drum drum ♪

♪ everybody just ♪ ♪ wants to be free ♪

♪ everybody seems so ♪ ♪ far away from me ♪

♪ first we gonna rock, then we gonna roll ♪

♪ flu hating rapper ♪ ♪ just rapping away ♪

♪ Flu, yo ♪ ♪ you got to be aware ♪

♪ got to be aware of the flu in ♪ ♪ the air ness ♪

♪ how could I say goodbye? ♪

♪ How could I say goodbye? ♪

♪ I can't be the same ♪ ♪ thing to you now ♪

♪ I love Morty ♪ ♪ and I hope Morty loves me ♪

♪ I'd like to wrap my arms ♪ ♪ around him ♪

♪ I'll break who you ♪

♪ I'm a get me a shot ♪ ♪ and make the flu go away ♪

♪ I'm just gone ♪

♪ inside the house ♪

♪ intestine ♪

♪ it's a pathway to break up ♪

♪ It's a road of wonder ♪

♪ it's a small, small ♪

♪ it's a tube that digests ♪

♪ it's no different when you're ♪ ♪ leaving home ♪

♪ it's still raining up here ♪

♪ it's the, it's the ♪ ♪ it's the Rick dance ♪

♪ it's the, it's the ♪ ♪ it's the Rick dance ♪

♪ just gone ♪

♪ Just shake that a

♪ Just shake that ass

♪ Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪

♪ Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪

♪ just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪

♪ knock knock, open up the door, it's real ♪

♪ last king Christmas ♪ ♪ last arrived ♪

♪ look away from the sky ♪

♪ Look on down from the bridge ♪

♪ look on down from the bridge ♪

♪ move to the left ♪ ♪ step to the right ♪

♪ on the Christmas ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Put your right foot forward ♪ ♪ and your left foot back ♪

♪ stay out my way, mother ♪

♪ that I'll make the mother wonder if he did it ♪

♪ the bad and good ♪

♪ then slide around ♪ ♪ like on a nordictrack ♪

♪ then we let it pop, don't let it go ♪

♪ then we let it pop, don't let it go ♪

♪ there's still fountains down there ♪

♪ This is about ♪ ♪ flu awareness ♪

♪ Wait for you to get it on your own, ♪

♪ wiggle your elbows, and look ♪ ♪ up into the light ♪

♪ with the non stop pop pop and stainless steel ♪

♪ X gonna deliver to ya ♪

♪ X gonna give it to ya what? ♪

♪ X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya ♪

♪ X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya ♪

♪ yo, I'm a flu hating rapper ♪

♪ yo, yo, flu hating rapper ♪ ♪ it's a flu hating rapper ♪

♫ [ Theme music ] ♫

♪ first we gonna rock, then we gonna roll ♪

♪ go hard, getting busy with it ♪

♪ It's the, it's the ♪ ♪ it's the Rick dance ♪

♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪

♪ until the dark day that they stopped ♪

♪ X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya ♪

♪ X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya ♪