Beverly Hillbillies Soundboard Edit

A Man Would be a Dang Fool to Leave All This #jed clampett #got it good #grateful #luxury #redneck

Adopting all the dogs #guards beat up #animal shelter #adopt dogs #good home #pay fees

Baseball

Churning Lye Soap #snooty mrs drysdale #making lye soap #disgusted #hot and steamed #being observed

Cover Up Your Nakedness Child #ellie mae #granny #bathing suit #clampetts

Disgrace to Our Community #leave community #fatso #mean things about granny #be careful what you say

Dodgers General Manager is Here #he is the coach #few horses missing #coach says he can make big leagues #dodgers might make offer #big bucks

Dogs Going Swimming #dogs on stairs #dogs swimmig #puppy #swimsuit

Electric Meat Grinder #electric meat grinder #lost squirrels and rabbit #garbage disposal

Fresh Air Revival #fast driving #abrupt stop #convertible #passed out passenger

Glassy Eyed, Falling Down Drunk #granny #still #moonshine #intoxicated #neighbors

Golf Comes out For The White Egg, Shoot 'Em #white eggs #golf eggs #hit it along the ground #hunting

Golf Must Live in The Ground #golf #hunting #shooting #strange critters #shot 9 holes and got 57 of em

Golfs must be Gopher Size to get 57 In a Bag #golf #fly #birdies #golf bag #gopher size

Granny's Special Brew #feeling irritable #special tonic #bone for dog #under the weather

Have You Ever Stayed in a Hotel Suite? #jethro #darling #redneck #pickup line #hotel

I Can Cure her in 2 Days #beverly hillbillies #misery loves company

I Do Need My Psychiatrist #marriage #love my wife #not young or beautiful #therapy #psychiatrist

I Know How to Answer the Phone Now #ill answer #phone ringing #hello #howdy

I Know What I Have To Do #lying #my wife #marriage #what i have to do

I'm Running This Kitchen, Not You #dog growling #granny growling #getting to the refridgerator #whimpering

I've got my Still Set Up 50ft From Your Back Door #listen #come on home #youll feel better #we will drink #still set up #neighbors

Jed Thinks Faucet is Sideways Water Pump #kitchen faucet #sideways pump #wont pump water #carried buckets of water #water #funny #old fashioned

Learning to Talk on Phone #talk on phone #pick up reciever #hello #aint working #yelling at the phone

Not Enjoying The Chores #soapy water #whimpering #disgusted #learned lesson #ive lost my mascara #my manicure is gone

Pitch Knocked Him Clear Into The Pool #pitch the ball #you ready #going to hurt your hand #puts glove on #lands in pool

Pop It Mr

Raw, Raw, Raw

Sarge, Have You Been Drinking? #beverly hillbillies #sip of cider #yodeling

She Doesn't Have a Phone #call on the phone #operator #she doesnt have a phone #hello

She Drinks a Little Too Much #hypochondriac #drinks a lot #bedroom full of bottles #drinks a little

She's All Tied up in Uncle Jed's Trunk #old things #antiques #tied up looking #cant talk now #passes out

She's in The Cage to Be With Her Dog #cage #with her dog #she hit me #wildcat in blue jeans #clobbered me #hit me

Sobering Up Mash #sobering up #ingredients #home remedy #someone drunk

Surprised By My Voice #singing #scales #piano #cat screaming

Teach Me to Play 1 Day #lap organ #organ #teach to play #music #old song

That's The Phone Ringing #phone ringing #say hello #someone is calling you #hello

Volunteered To Do The Dishes #dirty dishes #lye soap #historic dishes #mrs drysdale #ghastly

Watch out for Traps When Shooting Golf #golf #traps #shooting #hunting

We Don't Want Riff Raff Living Under Our Noses #background check #riff raff #moving in #living next to #talking on the phone #check them out #beverly hillbillies

We're Going to be Shooting Some Game Called Golf #shooting game #golf #get a squirrel

Wear That Barrel Til Your Clothes Get Dry #wore clothes in pool #clothes drying #wearing barrel #jethro #what happened

Welllll Doggies #jed clampett #redneck #expression #excited

What Have They Done to You? #what is going on #untie her #arrest them #call the police #dramatic

Where to Put This Contraption #machine #making wool #clean floors #how it works #weaving

Where'd You Learn to Throw Like That? Hunting Squirrels! #hunting #squirrels #throw a baseball #golf ball #ball stuck in tree #how did you learn #target practice #hit first time

Women's Fight #fight #funny fight #women #word war

Yodeling Hurts Hound Dog Dukes Ears #yodeling #hurts dogs ears #hound dog #singing

You Aint Getting Me to No Desert #no desert #trees too far apart #woodpeckers toting lunch #i want the beach

You Have to Learn to Get Along With Each Other #pets #grooming #get along together #play nice

You Hit Golf with Clubs #golf #golf clubs #doge the balls #famous golfer teaches entire team #leo durocher

You're Looking a Little Green Around the Gils #not feeling well #looking a little green #society

You've 25 Million in Cash, Put Some Into Stock #invest in stock #get cattle #buy some cattle

Your Education has Been Shamefully Neglected #education #ancestors #making lye soap #offered to teach how #mrs drysdale