Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Soundboard Edit

A banana in your tailpipe!

After you.

And before we knew what was going on...

And I'm very seriously considering going down to that warehouse

And point them out, I never seen no shit like that.

And the brothers... What y'all want, like, light beers for the fellas.

And the only thing missing on these guys are capes.

And then they foiled the crime

And what did you have, Rosewood?

And with the exception of Cleveland,

And you will be prosecuted to the limit of the law.

And?

At a striptease establishment?

Axel Foley, what on earth are you doing here?

Billy..

Black jacket?

Boss. Boss.

Boss's dick got to stay limp, right?

But I found coffee grounds all over the warehouse.

But if your only evidence is coffee grounds,

But in the future, if you want to practice law enforcement,

But the chief says if you return to the city of Beverly Hills,

Come on, let's go, I wanna get outta here

Damn it.

DD 6, Sergeant Taggart is here now,

Didn't they teach you that in cop school?

Doesn't necessarily mean he's a killer

Don't worry about it, just follow my lead

Eight ball, corner pocket, two cushions.

Everybody, freeze!

Excuse me. The Beverly Hills Police Department is picking that up

Foster. McCabe. Your turn

Gentlemen, would you please show Mr. Foley to the door?

Get the fuck off me!

Go ahead, take those bananas.

Healed up nice, I hope.

Here, let me take this. You should rest that arm

How you know it was a professional hit?

How's that little bump on the head doin' I gave you in Detroit, huh?

I can have 25 agents down here in 15 minutes,

I don't want to hear it.

I found the perfect place.

I got thrown out of a window, man!

I have some information which just might be helpful for him

I just got off the phone with an Inspector Todd in Detroit.

I need $5,000 dollars, not 2,000 thing, don't do this to me.

I swear...

I think it was a shrimp salad sandwich, sir.

I wanna take my vacation now.

I want you to try to locate Taggart and Rosewood.

I'm all choked up on the inside I got a lump in my throat

I'm fuckin' somebody up.

I'm Inspector Rafferty, United States Customs Service

I'm not gonna smoke now, I'm gonna smoke when I go outside.

I'm still freaked out by it. They must have a sixth sense or...

If you fall too far behind, don't be afraid to honk, OK?

If you had busted these guys it would've worked out better.

Jaywalking? This is bullshit!

Jeffrey, will you listen to me?

Just check out the warehouse and please don't say anything to Bogomil

Let's go around.

Listen, Axel, no more of these setups, you understand?

Look, if you're still mad about the banana thing, I'm sorry

May I offer you something to drink? Wine, a cocktail...

Michael Jackson Can Sit on Top of the World

My friend Jenny'll let us in Maitland's warehouse

No bullshit this time

No, but a car is a car. I drive my car everyday

No, he didn't, Sarg. Look, everything he said about Maitland is right

No, no Rolling Stone, no Axel Foley.

No, sir.

Not jail, man, that's like..

Not now. Go on, go home.

Now, one last time, what are you doing...

Oh, no. No.

OK? I'm tryin' to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet

Perhaps you better tell him that.

Personally, I don't think that's true. He's not in there.

Put out a 998: officers need assistance.

Ready?

Right. And while we were there..

Since you were such a good friend of Michael, I was wondering if you were...

Sir, before you chastise these two officers,

Sit tight. If I find some evidence I'll come out and get you

Taggart!

Thanks, Axel.

Thanks, man.

That wasn't a jail, it was a state school.

That would be a neat trick.

There's no doubt in my mind.

There's Todd, it's show time, OK?

Try again

Walk into the bonded area and start poking around

We all had a very rough day today.

We wait.

Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't think one beer's gonna kill us, Billy

What are we hiding for?

What happened?

What the fuck is this all about?

What the hell's going on here?

What the hell's he doing?

Where we goin' anyway?

Who the hell is that?

Would you mind explaining to me what you and Rosewood

Yeah, a little bit

Yeah, but he has to get these flowers, it's imperative

Yeah, but I'm still not sure I should do this

Yeah, I can see that, Jeff.

Yeah, I'm looking for Miss Jenny Summers.

Yeah, it is

Yes, we do sir, they're $95 apiece

Yes. Yes, I know.

You expect me to believe that report?

You have some place where we can talk real quick?

You know what I keep thinking about?

You know what, this pisses me off.

You wouldn't, by any chance, know where Foley's staying would you?

Certainly, sir. Thank you

DD 13, come in please

Everything you need. That's not my Porsche

Gimme the key, I'm gonna follow 'em

I have a delivery for Victor Maitland. I'll take it right upstairs to him.

I think she likes you. Think so?

Is that fuckin' Foley in here? Oh, shit.

Thank you. Here you go.

Victor, listen I..

What is this? A moustache.

What were you doin'? You ain't gonna believe this man

You find something? Coffee grounds.

...I'm gonna fuck you up real bad.

...wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?