Supernatural - Sam and Dean Edit

Awkward.

Because, you know, they're they just doughnuts. They're not love.

Check. Bitch.

Dammit, I'm not even mad anymore.

Don't ever change.

Don't objectify me.

Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother.

Dude, serious.

Fight the fairies. You fight those fairies.

Fucking touch me again, I'll fudge and kill you.

Hey, you know what? There's a tunnel on unicorns too. Fact, I hear that they they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass.

I don't know, just burritos and strippers my friend.

I got this from the blue steel.

I lost my shoe.

I think I'm adorable.

I think you pissed off my sandwich.

I would love to have the sex with you.

I'm a painted whore.

I'm Batman.

I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.

I've got genital herpes.

If you want to add glitter to that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your wacka do all over us. We'd rather not step in it.

It it's spectacular locular.

Jefferson starships. Huh. Because. They're horrible and hard to kill.

Misha.

My God, you're a freak.

My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.

No chick flick moments.

No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you.

Now I lay me down to sleep by probably 2, custy yelled to get his feathery ass down here.

Party on, Garth.

Pudding.

Son of a bitch.

That'll do pig.

That's how you become president.

The driver picks the music shotgun shuts his cake.

The whistle makes me that God.

These tacos taste money to you.

They'll go surfing porn. It's not the kind of whacking I mean.

Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Well, that's actually awesome.

What the hell?

What? That was scary.

Whatever, hippie.

Wise man once told me family don't end in blood. But it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Families there through the good, bad, all of it. They got y...

You don't watch porn in a room full of dude.

You have to look at more anime. Are you strictly into Dick now?

You just got wailed on by Paris Hilton.

You married fake Ruby.

You'll thank me when it's Wednesday.

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

You're an.

You're gonna need a bigger.

You're like one of those Lab Rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.