Friday the 13th (2009) Soundboard Edit

A friend of mine, he went to camp around here...

A sign said there was a mine here

Ah! Oh, my God!

All right, go to the toolshed. It's down the path.

An extra small one.

And he's a real:

And then my sister didn't show up for the funeral

And you. And you.

Are you gonna buy something?

Because I have this really great move that I've been practicing..

Because it completes your outfit.

Blamed them for her son's drowning. He was like...

Bree's dead. He killed Bree

But there's no evidence that anything happened to Whitney...

But you can't stay here. No offense, but this is a private party.

Check it out.

Check this out.

Chewie, you in here?

Chewie?

Chewie?

Christ.

Clay

Clay Miller.

Clay! Clay!

Clay?

Clay? Whitney. Whitney.

Clay.

Come here. Come here now.

Come on

Come on, come on.

Come on, Pizarro, let's go. Where are we going?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Hurry.

Come on. Okay

Damn. That is a fierce pussy.

Did Wade's story scare you?

Do you wanna come in for a second, grab a drink?

Every minute

For what they did to me.

Fuck

Fuck that Euro shit.

Fuck, dude! You just broke my dad's fucking chair.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucking right

Get off the floor!

Get the fuck off me

Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Okay.

Go, go, go. It's safe, guys.

Go. Come on.

Goddamn. Not even a swimsuit? Shit.

Guys, this is bullshit. The power goes out here all the time

Ha! Ha!

Have you seen what they're doing inside?

He watched his mom being beheaded

He's the one who cut the lights.

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help!

Help! Help me!

Here we go.

Hey, guys. Guys.

Hey, guys. Wanna check out the other side of the lake with us?

Hey, Trent, you remember...

Hey.

Hey.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Hurry. Damn it. It's stuck.

I am willing to bet there's some pretty cool shit in here

I can't move

I didn't do anything.

I didn't do anything. You let him drown

I don't care about your fucking lip. This is a family heirloom

I don't feel right being here..

I don't think your boyfriend would like that too much.

I get it, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive.

I got this tip from a secondhand source. We should be close.

I haven't been to the other side of the lake, so I was gonna go check that out.

I just found some broken down cabins over there. It's gotta be the old camp

I just...

I mean, I bailed when I was 17, and she stayed with my mom

I need to relax? You need to relax

I never liked camp

I put two 10 year veterans on that case.

I'll bet you never... Whoa. Ow.

I'm going soon. I'm going.

I'm looking for this girl. Have you seen her?

If you're not comfortable having them here, then why did you invite them?

It gets weirder

It's a bobcat. It's my dad's first kill.

It's a dead end.

It's a little kid's room.

It's almost dark. Do you know where it is?

It's been a long time, Gina.

It's cool, you should keep it

It's fucking remarkable.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Jason

Jason

Jason was my son.

Jason.

Jesus! What are you doing?

Jesus.

Just bring it to your lips...

Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day.

Lawrence, what are you doing?

Let's get out of here.

Let's go inside. No

Listen..

Look, Clay, obviously she's just trying to be nice.

Look, I didn't mean to startle you. I was trying to get your attention.

Look. I think this might be a way out

Ma'am, please. So does who?

May the Force be with your Schwartz

Mike, where are you going?

Mike. Come on.

More? Oh, absolutely. No... All right, you don't have to force it on me.

Mountain lions? We'll be fine. They're afraid of fire.

My boy's still out there. I'm gonna go get him.

My fucking lip, man.

My special, special boy

NASA technology...

No

No, I'm serious. You've gotta see this. Somebody's been here

No, no, no!

No, we're not. Not everything shows up on GPS, Richie.

No!

No!

No.

No. Please.

Nolan. Oh, my God.

Now, what does it say about me that I find that hot?

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, Clay. Thank God.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God! Ah! Ah!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, okay.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Go, go, go. Oh, my God.

Okay

Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later.

Okay. Nolan.

On three. One... Come on.

Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk.

Please?

Please.

Police.

Richie!

Richie!

Richie's gonna call bullshit.

Seat belts.

Send the puck around the back of the net. Here we go. Pass back to the middle. Oh!

She called and said she wanted to see me, said she was counting on me...

She's gone missing, about a month and a half ago.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Fuck. Shit.

Shit. Shit

Shoot the boot.

Sir Lancelot, thank you.

Sir?

So make yourselves at home.

So they could admire your place?

Some woman, she went fucking nuts.

Somebody's been stealing his fucking kerosene too.

Someone can take the couch. It's comfy as hell.

Someone's in there.

Stop it!

Stop it. Wait, I'm serious.

Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too.

Take my truck.

That just smells like money.

Then they should look harder because...

Then we can go back Monday and deal with whatever.

There's a perfect spot here. It's already been cleared.

There's something in there.

They can go.

They must be punished, Jason, for what they did to you.

This is Mr. Garikes' property.

This way

Trent, Bree. You guys in there?

Trent.

Two waters and some gas.

Um... You know what? It's getting, you know...

Wade!

We cut down as much as we can. We ditch it in the truck

We did three dozen interviews and ran a county wide search for your sister.

We'll do it at the same time. Hang on.

We're busy in here, baby. Trent

Wear a condom

Well, you don't know that

Well, you're not getting any until you do.

Well...

What about me?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What can I say? Hey, take your feet off the table, please.

What is that?

What the fuck, you got a gun? Let's go now

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Oh, Jesus.

What the fuck? What the fuck?!

What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day?

What?

Whitney!

Whitney! Whitney, help. Whitney, please. Help!

Whitney? Where are you right now?

Who's messing with the lights? Oh, shit. Chewie's still out there

Whoa. Hey, bro, that's... I have a heart murmur. What are you doing?

Why don't you just type boat into the nav?

Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish. Just go fishing

Why, because I'm fucking teaching you something?

Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special, huh?

Yeah

Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks.

Yeah, that's it. Hurry.

Yeah. Of course I remember Clay.

Yeah. Oh, shit.

You ever seen a crossover before, huh? I'm gonna show you right now.

You hot bitch.

You hungry?

You like that? Yeah. Wait for me. Wait for me

You lost 10 in a row. Shoot.

You missed. I've been carrying you the entire game.

You okay, bro? Is everything good?

You should have been watching him.

You sure?

You think? Dude, you don't know how to use this thing

You're in so much trouble.

You're lucky that old mummy fart didn't put buckshots in your ass.

You're okay. You're okay. Okay

You're sexy.

You're still tight as ever. I'm gonna fucking pound you so hard.

You're the last one.

Your mom was the one that told me to get you out of town for a few days.

A lot of fucking money. Yeah, okay? So listen to me. Relax.

Ah! Mike!

All right, you ready? Ready. Let's do it.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Did Daddy like that? Yeah, Daddy does like it. A lot.

Do you know what this means? I wanna...

Don't believe me. Nobody does

Easy. He's just trying to help us.

Get up! Mike!

Grab onto me. Grab onto me. Let's go. Come on, hurry.

Help me! We have to help him.

Hey, Mikey? Sweet

I ain't seen her, though. Thanks.

I am

I don't know you. No, you don't know me.

I wanna go. What?

I'm here

Just fucking do it. Okay, okay.

Lawrence. No, no, no. You can't go out there

Like, right now. Oh, come on.

Look, if you're hungry, we... Okay.

Oh, my God, that's Chelsea. We gotta keep moving. Go.

Oh, my God. We gotta go. Shh.

Okay. Just get me out of here.

Police? Yeah.

Run. Whitney, get..

This is an outside game. Come on. Wait, I got foam in my contact.

We gotta go. We gotta warn my friends. Okay, okay.

We have to help him. No, we can't

Well, what about Trent? Bree? They're in the bedroom.

What are you gonna use them for? It's an experiment.

What? I think Wade's watching us.

Yeah? Yeah

You wanna go on a hike? You like hikes now?

You will never drink my piss. That's what you think.

...but it's kind of worth it.

...deformed or retarded or something.

...or any of those other kids at Crystal Lake. There's no car, no witnesses.

...she's not here, son.

...so far away from my mom.

...the place was called Camp Crystal Lake.

...they're gone for good.