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All right, Baxter brood, I will see you later on this afternoon for the big hike. Yes? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 2
All right, everyone, wish me luck. The Congressman has left the building. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 3
All right. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 4
All right. What do you say we take a little break? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 5
ALL: Yeah. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 6
Although I wouldn't worry so much about these wolves as those. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 7
Although you probably already know that. Or have heard it. Not experienced it. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 8
An Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as its body. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 9
And Bob Hughes is Transportation. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard 0
And do you know why? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard -
And my response to said question is, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard =
And then Ryan did the cutest thing. He asked if we could all pray together. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard q
And we're gonna get out of it as a family, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard w
And, now, we have a surprise for Evan. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard e
Are you equally stunned by this man's appearance? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard r
Are you familiar with Jim Jenkins, the junior congressman from Tennessee? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard t
Back to work? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard y
Building something from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard u
Buster is part of the family now. You're just gonna have to get used to it. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard i
But did he tell you to make your friends believe in you and follow you here from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard o
But now he's sitting on his own committee. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard p
But this has got to stop. Please. You're scaring me. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard a
Can I help you? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard s
Caught in the storm surge and heading towards Memorial Bridge! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard d
Chuck Long, Resources Committee Chairman. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard f
Close the door after I leave! Just do it! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard g
Congressman Hughes from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard h
Congressman Long, I, I, I, I... from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard j
Dad, Dad, I think it's done. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard k
Dad, whatever you say, I'm with you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard l
Dad? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard z
Dad? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard x
Did you just do a wardrobe change? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard c
Do not mouth off to me, sir. I am the boss of you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard v
Do the dance. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard b
Don't look down, Congressman, but the wolves are here, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard n
Don't recognize it, eh? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard m
Don't scratch! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard Q
Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard W
DYLAN: Yeah. Whatever. New house, same old dad from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard E
Enjoy your office. Your neighbor, Congressman Long. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard R
Evan, what are you doing? You have a pony tail on your face! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard T
EVAN: Come on, Buster. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard Y
EVAN: Guys, easy. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard U
EVAN: Insult to injury! My! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard I
Evan? Take it in. Take it in. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard O
Everybody hang on! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard P
Everyone but Buster is going to get a sandwich. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard A
Genesis, chapter six, verse fourteen. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard S
Get on the ark now! Let's go! Get on the ark! Let's go! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard D
God bless America. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard F
God commanded me to build an ark! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard G
Good luck getting a tree to come to the polls. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard H
Good morning! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard J
Good to see you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard K
Gopher wood. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard L
Guys, help me with the door! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard Z
Guys? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard X
He can't do that. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard C
He chose all of us. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard V
He lives in all things and has over six billion seven hundred million children. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard B
He's a mook. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard N
Hello! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard M
Here we go from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard <
Here we go! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard >
Here's your mail and your schedule. Okay. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard !
Hey, guys. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard @
Hey! No, no, no! That's my cup! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard #
Hey. Hey, we said we would have to make sacrifices, right? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard $
Hey. You okay, young man? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard %
High five. High five. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard ^
Hold it right there from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard &
Hold on. Congressman Long asked us to junior cosponsor his bill? What's the bill? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard *
Holy... Get everyone on the ark now! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard (
Hon, could we have some more chicken September 22, midday? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard )
Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard ~
Honey, you're the one who said you wanted to change the world. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard `
Hot, hot, hot! Hot off the press! It's a joke. Here are your plates, sir. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard |
How about some sandwiches? Okay. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard "
How long do you want to do this, son? I've got all eternity. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard '
How much did you make off of all this land? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard ?
HR7124, better known as CINPLAN. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard /
I actually think it's really comfortable. That's why I'm wearing it from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard ,
I command thee halt! Stop! Whoa! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard .
I don't even want to know what's coming out the back. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I fought you every step of the way. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I gave you a little shove at the end. Sue me. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I gotta hand it to you, this is quite the show. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I just did. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I just want you to trust me. You just have to have faith. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I know. We just need something to lift those beams. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I love you guys. All right. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I mean, I've been suspended, but I'm still a congressman. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I thought I would never get them to bed. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I want your full support and nothing else. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I went to that meeting in a suit, and he took it off of me. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I will lower taxes, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I'll need you to put that into a letter of intent, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I'm cold. I'm wet. I'm going home. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
I'm doing a background check on that kid. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
If that's true, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Image is everything, isn't it? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
It can't end this way from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
It's called business, son. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
It's fast, it's smart, can fend for itself, but it chooses not to. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
It's going to rain! There's going to be a flood! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
JOAN: Congressman Long went to the city. There's a laundry list of code violations. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
JOAN: Here it is, hon from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
JOAN: No, come on. Come on! RYAN: Come on! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Joan! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Joan! Do we have a Bible anywhere? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Just don't take too long, okay? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Just put some leverage. You got to put some body weight. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Ladies first! Move! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Let me see that. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Let's go. Let's go, guys. Come on from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Long locked us out. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
LONG: Ladies and gentlemen! Please! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Making lemonade out of lemons. Pick up your phone! Come on! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
MAN 3: Save us, Baxter! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
MAN OVER TV: High temperatures tomorrow back into the 90s everywhere, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Marty said that Long cut corners, violated building codes. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Marty! Sorry I'm late. Come on, let's go. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Maybe that's put too much pressure on you. I don't know. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Mmm hmm. That's a good new house dance. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Mom! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Mom! Dad! Come here! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Mother! Father! Sister! Brother! Wow! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Nice, isn't it? Politics is dog eat dog, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No, Dad. I told you, I'm with you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No, no, no, no. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No, no, no! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No, you don't. We do. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
No. He might have lice, fleas, maggots or something. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Noah build the ark for his wife and 3 sons... from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Nothing. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Now, you expect me to believe everything is hunky dory? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Oh, gosh. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Oh, gosh. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Oh, my God. It is you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Oh, well, you know, I figured it was a weekend, and I thought... from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
One act of random kindness at a time. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Over the potential disappearance of one stupid bird... from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Ow! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Perfect. Thanks. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Please! Congressman Baxter has a tendency to embrace the theatrical from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Prestige Crest used to be federal lands, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Ready? One, two, three. Come on. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Remove him now! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Remove him now! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Right. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Rita, I know that this doesn't make any sense from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Ryan, do not touch him, please! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
RYAN: Holy moly! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Save them from what, Congressman? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Seriously. Okay, I got it. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Served sans pastry of any kind. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Sheep! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
So do I. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
So, you're really him, aren't you? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Some animals know when weather's coming. When they feel it coming, they sit. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Something's wrong. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Sorry. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Successful, powerful, handsome, happy. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Thank you. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
That is nice! Which is best? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
That is not possible from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
That way I'll have more time to work on the ark! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
That's easy. Just don't. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
That's it from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
That's right. He lives in Prestige Crest, right up the street. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
The Arctic white wolf, Congressman, realizes from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
The Congressman and I are going to have a little chat. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
The dam, Congressman from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
The point is from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
The whole weekend? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
This is day one. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Those animals are following me because of him. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Those are the wolves, son. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Those fish are on you like bait on a hook. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
To lead the Pledge of Allegiance. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
To their natural habitats? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Uh huh. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Up, up. Push it up. Push it. We got it. We got it. Oh, yeah, yeah. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Was it this big in the brochure? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
We don't have money to hire anybody else. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Well, I like stories. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Well, let's see. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Well, okay. Okay, so what do I do? I grab the wood and... from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Well, sir, actually, things have been a little more dory. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Well, then you have to understand that this whole building an ark thing from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Well, well, well. There they are. It is good to see you guys. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What are we going to do? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What is going on with you? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What is that? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What makes you so sure God chose you? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What the.. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What would you pray for? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What? Are you shooting up Rogaine? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
What? Well, why an ark? I mean, that's like flood territory. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
When I met Congressman Jenkins, he was fresh off the turnip truck, from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
When it reconvenes in the morning from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Who's crazy now, huh? Look at us all squishing! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
With all these species, what's being done about the feces? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
WOMAN 2: Please. It's a trick from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
WOMAN: No one knows where they came from from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
WOMAN: We're going to crash! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Wow. That is disgusting. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
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Yeah, me neither. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Yeah. And you grow this crazy beard! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Yeah. What did you pray for? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Yes, sir. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You can't be sitting in a chair. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You did good, son. You changed the world. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You guys, I'm up here. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You have internet access. Very impressive. Do you also have cable? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You want me to build an ark. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You want me to write that down? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You want to change the world, son from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You want to know how to change the world, son? from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
You're gonna have to tell him I'm sick. Just cover for me. Just help me out! from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Your left nipple is a quarter inch higher than your right nipple. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
Yup. The wrong address. from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
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(JUST LIKE NOAH'S ARK PLAYING) from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
(LAUGHING) from Evan Almighty (2007) Soundboard
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