Morty Soundboard Edit

A whole world populated by intelligent dogs.

Absolutely not.

All right, tough guy.

All right, Well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance.

All right.

All right. Hey, hey, that's cool. I can roll with that.

All right. Well, I'll see you after school.

And if you got to take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just got to get it together.

Answer That For Money

Are you crumb populist Michaels target?

Are you kidding me?

Are you OK?

Baby Legs

Beautiful.

Bladder falls.

Bushland Short Intro

Can I show you something?

Can we maybe go somewhere more private?

Can you help me get to my family, you know, at my house?

Can you take my temperature because I think I have Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here.

Chistes.

Chupeme Rick

Cute Cannot Execute

Damn girl, you need to chill out.

Desintoxicación RyM

Disqualified

Don't you need my brain waves for camouflage or something?

Evil Morty

Evil Morty 8bit

Evil Morty Theme

Evil Morty Theme

Excuse me, nurse.

Final Da Primeira Temp

Flip Em Off

Flip The Pickle

From Earth Dimension C137.

Get Schwifty (Short)

Get Shwifty

Get Shwifty

Get your shit together.

Give Me A Beat

God Is A Lie

Goodbye.

Ha ha ha

Ha, ha.

Heck yeah.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, just so you know, I'm actually 14.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean.

Holy shit, we have a moron over here.

How much longer is this gonna be?

How much longer is this gonna be? Shouldn't I be back at school by now?

Human Music (short)

I am sad that I peed. I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet.

I can handle it if you go, but you break Mom's heart and I won't forgive you for that.

I can handle it if you go.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry.

I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse.

I gotta take a leak.

I gotta tell you something very important, OK?

I have to be back in school right now.

I hope so.

I like what you got

I love you.

I really don't want to have to do that.

I sure do wish I could have been there to see it happen.

I thought you were dead.

I want to be a gardener.

I want to hold you. I want to run in a stream. I want to taste ice cream, but not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat, but really eat it.

I want to write really crazy, intense action novels.

I was thinking about it.

I wish you'd shut up though. Just kidding, You know you're so quiet. What's wrong?

I'm being serious, OK? You need to put your energy into something else. I mean, what about dancing? Would you like to learn how to dance?

I'm doing it because it's fun.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'm gonna miss you, snowball.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm Morty C 137.

I'm no different than that jacket you've got on.

I'm not sure.

I'm out.

I'm out. I'm going to go into the wilderness and I'm going to make a new life for myself among the tree people.

I'm really sorry your name became fart.

I'm sorry I ended up lying to you and yelling at you, just like my parents did to me. One minute you like how shiny robot looks, the next minute you're in a fist fight with your alien son.

I'm sorry.

I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

I've never felt so good in my life.

If I've learned one thing today, it's that sometimes you have to not give a.

Im Cool Rick

Im Mr Meeseeks

Is anybody here?

It's really scary in here.

Its Showtime

Jessica.

Kalu kala Shala.

Keep Summer Safe

Killing is bad.

Let's just get this over with, OK?

Look, I don't care what it takes.

Look, I gotta take a leak when I come back. If you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here.

Mah Men

Main Theme

Meeseeks Look At Me

Meseeks

Minnesota.

Morty

Morty 2

Morty Jr

Morty Kuato

Morty No Centipede

Morty, MORTYYY!

Mr Meeseeks

Mr Meeseeks Remix

Mr. Meeseeks

Mr. Meeseeks Oooweee

Mr. Meeseeks Oooweee 2

Murcia.

My name is Marty.

My name is Morty Smith.

My son is going to take over the planet and I am too young to drive. Can you help me get him back?

Never Past Bedtime

No, it's cool.

No.

No.

No.

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.

Not 12.

Of course not.

Oh huh.

Oh man.

Oh my God, it's a living nightmare.

Oh my God.

Oh, damn it. I'm all right. I'm OK.

Oh, oh, gross. Gross.

Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.

Oh, that's flattering.

Oh.

Ohhweee

OK, cool.

OK.

OK。

One of the lunch ladies died. They found her in the gym with like two holes in her neck and all the blood drained out of her.

Really？

Rekt Son!!! Rick & Morty

Rick 4

Rick 5

Rick 6

Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one because in this one the world wasn't destroyed and in this one we were dead. So we came here and...

Rick And Morty 2

Rick And Morty 8 Bit

Rick And Morty Remix

Rick And Morty Sad

Rick And Morty Unity

Rick And Morty Wubz

Rick Sanchez

RickRiggityWrecked

Riggity Rekt

Sad Rick

SchezuanSauce

Shonies

Short.

Shut up, you big female asshole.

So let's just stay inside and, you know, let's try dancing, right? Look at me. Yeah. Look, we're gonna dance. Come on, join dance with me here. We love to dance.

Sorry, keep going.

Space Prison

Spleen Mountain.

Squirrels Morty

Stop saying it. I took it OK the first time and now you're just repeating stuff.

Stop. You're making me really uncomfortable.

Szechuan Sauce Rant

Take that back.

Talk me.

Thank God.

Thank you.

Thank you。

That's one one heck of a story.

That's the last straw. I can't believe this. I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?

The air is poisonous for you. You will die if you die instantly. If you ever leave this house, you hear me?

The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system.

The mega trees.

The universe is a little too big to care about something so small.

They eat every 3rd baby because they think it makes fruit grow bigger. Everyone's gross and they all smell like piss all the time. I mean, I miss my family. I miss my laptop. I masturbated to an ex...

This is insane.

This is not OK.

This is pretty weird.

Too Much To Drink

Totes Malotes Dawg

Towl。

Traditionally

Two Brothers

Umm, excuse me?

Understood.

Wabalabadupdup

Wabbalubbadubdub

Wait a minute. What? What are you talking about?

Wait, where's your hands? Where's your hands?

Was kind of hoping that I could get a selfie with you.

We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts. We just have to learn to channel them into something constructive.

We can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

We need to get to the left nipple.

We were just hoping to get on the roof of your lighthouse so we could send a beacon to my sister on Earth. It's a different planet.

We're gonna die. Let's go.

We're Mortis. We're not defined by our relationships to Rick. Our destiny is our own.

Weddings

Well Duh Doy Son

Well, what do you tell me about yourself?

What are we gonna do?

What did you think about the recent report published by the Pluto Science Reader linking Pluto, quakes, sinkholes, and surface shrinkage to deep core plutonium drilling?

What Do I Know

What do you want me to teach you?

What does that even mean?

What exactly is squonching?

What is the matter with you people? You're a bunch of back savages, backwards, savage moron.

What is this place?

What kind of monster are you?

What the fuck no.

What'll it be, bro?

What's going on?

What's wrong with that? It doesn't sound like a problem to me.

What's your name?

Where am I?

Where do I find Doctor Bloom?

Who? Whoa whoa. You're a monster. You're like Hitler. But but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

Why can't you just help me out once once for once?

Woah Real Scared

Wow, I'm so smart.

Wow.

Wuba

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB

Yeah.

Yes

You can masturbate.

You can't.

You doing OK?

You don't care about me at all.

You don't need to say anything. We got you dog.

You guys are the worst. Your gods are alive. You nature trees.

You have to do this detox thing I did. It's at an alien spa. You go through it. Laser point point point. Sucks everything out, everything that was holding me back, everything bad. I mean it. Just.

You have to get us the fuck out of here. These people are back savages.

You know how long I've been waiting for this? It's like, whoa.

You know it's, uh, at least 40.

You know, because he just said I was 12.

You know, you're really up to no good around here at this place, you know?

You want me to come with?

1.77245385.

14.

Planet Purge

イエ。

ウォッチ。

チーズ。

なお。

ノー。

ノー。

プライク。

マン。

森。

癒し。

課長。