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Alright, I'll see you at dinner.
Check you later, handsome guy.
Fire away.
Hey gang.
I can't decide which one of your hats I like better.
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks. I don't like modern arts. Well, I like.
I wrote a new song today and I want to hear what you think of it.
I'm going to make you a little less gross every day.
Inspiration doesn't have a schedule.
Think fast.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a hug around here?
Yes, I like farts. I like long fart. Short farts, wet farts. Your farts. I like fart.
You know what it sounds like to me?