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A dick head like you need a pussy
Ahh
Ahh 2
Ahhh I love you baby
Alright how are ya
Are y'all from Texas
Bitch, shut up
But I didn't call you
But why you calling me cussing me
Bye
Come here and arrest me bring it on
Come here baby, come watch TV
Come on baby
Come on down
Come on, boy
Come on, talk that dirty talk
Crank calls don't make me upset
Detroit
Detroit 2
Did they turn my pussy in
Don't feel my leg oh that's nice though
Don't try to play games because I didn't call you
East 66th Street
Every time you talk nasty you turn me on
Excuse me baby I need to taste this tea
First 8 inches
Fortune cookie
Get a life
Get a phone where you can talk right
Get you a good phone
Gimme your address I like to fight
Give me Pappy Joe
Go find someone that could bust your nuts and feel better
Goddamn motherfucker
Gone with the wind, sugar
Good bye
Haven't seen any pussy you would run
Hello
Hey boy
Houdini
How did my pussy taste
I ain't a man, I am a woman
I ain't scared of you
I ain't scared to tell you where I live
I ain't trying to fight no man, are you outta your mind
I am a Patriot
I apologixe but I don't know who you are
I believe you're one of my gypsy cousins
I bet you a big fat belly
I can get nasty
I can handle it all baby
I come from the highest family in the house
I could be a real motherfucker
I dare you come on down to our turf
I didn't call no banana boat
I didn't call you
I didn't call your daddy
I didn't call your house
I didn't call your house kiss my ass
I didn't call your house, mister
I don't back up because I came from the banana boat
I don't give a damn who i am talking to
I don't give a shiet track me down
I don't know who you are
I don't know why you cursing when I didn't call you
I don't know you
I don't need another virgin
I don't speak American
I don't support nothing but America
I fuck nobody
I give you my address
I go to prison I rule them motherfucker
I got the intelligence from way beyond so bring it on
I got you baby
I have no reason to call you
I haven't called your house
I know you like to get off on that would ya
I know you will shoot me baby, shoot me good
I live the high life
I love it baby, bring it on
I need a man
I need a nice hilbilly to fight my battles with me
I need me a dingdong
I never called your motherfucking cell phone
I see it throbbing
I sit on your head and piss on your face
I wanna do it with you baby whats wrong with you
I wanna have your younging
I want it in my ass every inch of it
I will beat your dick until you can't see straight
I will not tell you who I am
I'm a freak
I'm a nun
I'm a patriot
I'm a virgin like Virgin Mary
I'm drinking on my Southern tea
I'm gonna get me a black man with a dingdong
I'm gonna leave you hard
I'm the worst thing in the Universe
I've been beat shot you think I'm worried
If you did, you wouldn't be calling my house crazy
Is this a joke I didn't call you
Jezabel
Just remember this is the best pussy you will ever get
Just tell me how bad you want me
Keep calling with threats because I didn't called you
Kiss my black ass
Kiss my black ass 2
Kiss my fucking ass
Linda
Madam
Make sure I smoke some goo before I go to the news
Make this virgin pussy hot
Manhattan
Mary
Me and Jesus got a thing going on
Mississippi
Mmhmm this man brought me some pizza
Mmmm okay
My momma is yo momma
My mommy and granddaddy was white
My name is Linda
My pussy is vibing
My southerners love me
Now boy don't waste your time calling this heavenly virgin woman
Oh baby
Oh God this is bodacious
Oh yeah 2
Oh yes
Oh yes I know you feeling it
Oh yes I'm gonna lick it
Oh yes imma cum all over myself
Oh yes you are making me feel good baby
Oh yes your cock baby
Oh you want me to suck you dry
Okay
Okay sugar
One drop of you and I will be free
Ooo baby tell me more
Ooo this man brought me some pizza
Order some of that Dominos pizza
Papi Joe
People do crank calls
Put a little bourbon inside
Remember this pussy
Route 15 195
Route 15 195 Mississippi
Say something ****a
Say that again
Some people must be using my number to call you
Some pranksters calling here
Somebody must be playing games
Sounds beautiful to me
Stretch my ass baby
Switch your cock
Talk some mo'
Tell big mouth I will fuck him too
Tell them to bring their handcuffs
That's right I will fuck you
That's what I will be doing
The South shall rise again
This pizza tastes so damn good
This trash can make you cum three times
Tomorrow I will be at the rodeo and riding the bulls
Utah
We survived the North
We warriors
Well I don't know you and I don't know why you cussing me
Well I know you have a sexy voice you married
Where's my $20 dollars
Which one likes to fuck the best
Which one of y'all is horny
Why would I call your house, for what
Why you cursing I didn't curse you
Why you talking all this crazy stuff
Y'all bunch of poe trash
Y'all can't talk to queen
Y'all trailer trash
Yah horny bastard
Yeah alright alright ok
Yeah give me your address
Yeah I am going down on your dick
Yeah mmhm yeah ok
Yeah mmhmm yeah
Yeah right really ok
Yeah you wish
Yes
Yes I am
Yes my mother was a whore, a whore for your daddy
Yo no llamo a nadie por nada
You already know my address
You bring your ass to the south in my quarter
You called here with that bullshit
You called me
You calling me
You can be my fortune cookie
You can keep cussing because I didn't call you
You can't change that, bitch
You can't get nobody to fuck you
You come down to my quarter in the south
You crazy too come on
You didn't give me $20 dollars
You don't know the highway to south, do ya
You don't want to stir a hornet nest
You gonna come over and fuck that's what you gonna do
You gonna have the fun of your life
You got a ****a president, where's he at
You know my number, you gotta know my address
You know the bitch can make you cum three times
You my ****a
You need to get a life, that's what you need to do
You on my phone
You owe me $20 dollars
You owe me money, come on
You probably down in India
You retarded as hell
You sound like my cousin
You sound like Star Trek
You sound so sexy
You turn me on when you talk nasty
You want some head baby I know you do baby
You will never get a good virgin so you know what kiss my ass
Your cock is the best
Your dick shriveled up