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Are you close to John? You have any ideas where you asking him for he never even had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Bullshit.
But I'm more larger all the time.
Don't be so fucking smart things could have gone the other way, my little nephew.
Federal marshals so far up my ass. I can taste blood cream.
For shooting at Uncle John, stop thank you, Officer.
Hello handsome, where are you living now? Round here do you know me do I know you?
How you doing Uncle June? I don't like tardiness.
Judy the fuck. Why am I on there? What it's not you? What's that my trial?
My nephew running things not that stones not in this life.
She didn't know that she was setting you up to get pot. That's right, your uncle isn't as dumb as you think.
Small hands that was your problem. Daddy said that that's not the point. What is it with you? And this obsession with this Russia crap? Yesterday you said it when I was a kid. You told that girl 'c...
Sopranos have two voices that's not always cracked up to be believe you me, I'm stuck into that right now.
Take your medicine, Uncle Joe, make you feel better. Help your memory. Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget.
That's what being a boss is used dealership the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime you'll find your pleasures where you can.
Who do you think you are?
You may run North Jersey, but you don't run your mouth with junior.