The Sopranos - Season 4 Edit

A "care frontation," we call it.

A classy piece like this?

A dog you love catches rabies, you put her out of its misery, Anthony.

A lot of guys get cold feet.

A stronger chin maybe?

Actually, I never really met Ralph's kid.

Adriana, you wanna begin?

All of you.

All right, but you gotta get over it.

All right. Come here.

All set?

All the more reason to clean him up.

All we ask is that you listen.

Also, for the grownups, I bring some of my uncle's wine, but it's come later

An intervention is a nonjudgmental confrontation.

And don't go over there anymore.

And I love you.

And I will.

And it kills me just to say it because I got so many hopes tied up in this kid.

And still no word from Ralph.

And there I am smiling.

And they're not disappointed.

And this 9/11 shit. I don't know, this shit that's going on everywhere.

And what's next? You get clipped for wearing the wrong shoes?

Answering machine again.

Anthony, do any of your associates think about any of this?

Anthony, how you doing, man?

Anyway, Ma, Dad's right.

Are you aware that he has a drug problem?

Are you done, Adriana?

Are you fucking crazy?

As in heroin addiction, alcoholics suffer a fairly high recidivism rate.

As some of you obviously don't know...

At this stage, the fighters are getting closer and closer...

B and E guy, a real juicer.

Balsamic vinegar, 35 years from my sister's husband's family.

Be specific, hon.

Before we do anything, in terms of payback...

Brad Miller. Congratulations.

Brad Miller. Congratulations.

Brad to reception. Your 1:00 client is here.

Brought some pastries.

But I can verify that he was sick for a little while.

But I think he's got a drug problem, heroin.

But I want you to know that we're here today because we care about you.

But to whack the guy over a horse? How fucked up is that?

But, Chris, no chocolate allowed.

But, Tony, come on.

Can't I just be sad for a horse...

Carm!

Carmela also painted a very different picture.

Carmela, if Tony suspects one iota, you know what'll happen to Furio.

Carmela, you sound like you're 15 years old

Carmela.

Carmela.

Carmine.

Chris.

Chrissy, we're down here waiting for the TVs.

Christopher did this?

Christopher talk about a dinner with him and Tony last July?

Christopher, hey, I'm Dominic.

Christopher, I love you very much.

Christopher, this won't be easy for any of us.

Christopher, you're bleeding.

Come here, honey.

Come in, come in. He's getting dressed.

Come on in. He'll be right down.

Come on, she's not gonna do that.

Come on, you know, that...

Convince him he needs help, that he should be in rehab.

Cosette?

Cosette? Come on, Mommy.

Did she tell you, Hugh? My horse died.

Did we come at a bad time?

Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Huh?

Do you wanna come in?

Doctors, rehab, physical therapy.

Does it hurt?

Dominic Palladino, you remember him?

Don't start with me and those Mets.

Driven out to deep left field!

Exactly my point. If Tony did do this, whack Ralph, over a fucking horse...

Excuse me. How's he doing?

Fellas!

For example... Adriana, is it?

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dominic...

Four in the side.

Friend of the family, little boy..

From Furio's uncle in Italy?

Fuck that. Let him take his medicine

Fucking every slut working in the place with a wife and kids at home.

Fur, hi.

Get him off!

Get it published maybe under my pen name.

Get out of my house.

Get the fuck out the car, bitch!

Girls, come on. We're a family here.

Giving chase is Henderson. On the wall!

Go ahead, Adriana.

Go home, see your friends, your family.

Gobbetto. He's good luck.

Good afternoon.

Good, maybe someone will smack some goddamn sense into him!

Great, my own mother. Fuck you, you fucking whore!

Great. I can't even defend myself?

Great. So he's taking advice from a two time loser.

Greta Garbo.

Guys, guys, please! Come on!

Handsome boy.

Have a bite...

Hazelden? What's this?

He gave me some vinegar, but I don't think it was meant for me.

He got jacked by some spics.

He got something for A.J. and for Meadow.

He hit you? What for?

He looked like he was gonna cry.

He looks at me like I'm beautiful.

He loved that little man, by the way.

He sat on her while he was high.

He says they had a lot of sun in this year.

He slipped off the kitchen counter spraying for ants?

He thinks I'm interesting when I talk.

He's a major liability. If it were anybody else...

He's been using drugs. Heroin.

He's fucking stoned on H all the time, okay?

He's gonna live, but he's never gonna be right.

He's good people, Adriana.

He's got a long struggle ahead of him, that's for sure.

He's rather portly to be Napoleon.

Hello?

Hello? We're talking about Justin here.

Heroin? You got only one option.

Hey, Chrissy.

Honestly, I don't know.

Horse with the trees, wooden frame.

House rules.

How about Carmine Lupertazzi?

How about those Mets?

How awful for the parents.

How did I fucking get to this?

How much to paint a different suit on him, change his face a little?

How you always have this little smile, like you got your own private joke.

How you doing? Feeling all right?

I already packed a suitcase for my aunt's in Daytona.

I bring A.J. with me. Now even he smells a rat

I bring presents.

I bring something, but I forgot it when I left that morning.

I didn't kill her. I must've sat on her.

I don't belong there no more.

I don't know if I can do that other thing.

I don't know. We don't talk about it.

I don't think of it right away.

I don't want all the time prop you up.

I don't want another dog.

I don't want you taking 80 milligrams of Prozac.

I don't write nothing down, so I'll keep this short and sweet.

I feel like my life is slipping through my fingers, that I will never be happy.

I feel strange to live here also.

I felt so guilty all the time, the lies and the sneaking.

I gave you that responsibility. And you looked me in the eye...

I gotta be honest.

I happen to know that you were high at my mother in law's wake.

I have always feel positive towards you

I joined AA in prison, and frankly, it saved my life.

I just made some coffee. You sure?

I know it's ridiculous, but I feel like the Reverend Rodney King Jr., you know?

I know what you're telling me. I'll never forget that

I know you don't know me but..

I never wanna see the fucking thing again!

I ought to suffocate you, you little prick!

I read they were having tryouts today.

I saw him once from a distance, though.

I say I'm helping him decorate.

I stuck, I call Bill.

I talked to Ronnie, asked her if she's even heard from Ralph

I think I know what happened to Ralph, and if I'm right...

I think I'm gonna have the medallions of veal.

I think it's not a good idea.

I think Justin recognized me a few minutes ago.

I think they confronted Ralph, things went sour.

I thought we're being honest here.

I told you, you were the future of this family.

I took him home. He was fucked up, but I straightened him out.

I try to talk to her, but there is no communication...

I was so upset when he didn't bring me a present back from Italy.

I was thinking like those paintings in the courthouse.

I was thinking of keeping a journal anyway.

I was watching On the Waterfront down at Sears.

I wasn't expecting no visitors.

I wouldn't piss on this Ralph if he was on fire.

I'll get you another dog.

I'll tell you, if I didn't know better...

I'll wait in the car.

I'll write.

I'm a relative.

I'm giving you an opportunity to cut a deal and make it right.

I'm going to pay somebody 35 bucks an hour?

I'm gonna have to search your bag.

I'm gonna watch the Bloomberg.

I'm like a visitor in my hometown.

I'm sad for my father.

I'm sorry. It was an accident, for chrissake.

I'm starting to worry, Ton.

I'm sure that didn't help.

I've heard you describe yourself this way.

I've never seen it.

If it can happen to him, it can happen to any of us.

If it were anybody else, anybody...

If you don't wanna accompany me, fine.

If you got a cup of coffee.

If you haven't slept with him yet, don't.

In 1997, I suffered a relapse.

In the shadows there...

Irina is beautiful.

Is it different? You haven't grieved in this way for people.

It came for you, in the mail.

It didn't stop you.

It is real.

It is real.

It just makes me wonder what kind of toilet world we live in

It must've meant something that he felt bad.

It needs ice.

It took Jackie going in the hospital to get me to stop.

It took Jackie going in the hospital to get me to stop.

It was not so nice.

It'd be an honor to hang his picture in my house.

It's a stressful time right before a wedding.

It's because you were fucking high, Christopher.

It's his afternoon nap. You want me to wake him?

It's just the miserable way she died.

It's like some asshole is stalking the human race.

It's not a bad drive. It's interstate all the way up to Boston.

It's sad that you've lost something that you love.

It's Tony.

Jessica?

Jesus Christ, the Cartier?

Jesus Christ, you fucking kidding me?

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, no offense.

Just those few minutes when we see each other, I live for those.

Karl Malden's nose hairs looked like fucking BX cables.

Kind of a far cry from the seltzer bottle and bicycle horn.

Last time, Frelinghuysen Avenue, I cut you in out of friendship, but it's over.

Last week when I came home to learn you'd killed our dog...

Leave a message and leave your phone number.

Let me ask you something.

Let's get back to Pie O My.

Let's go for a walk.

Life went on without me.

Listen, you think I could get some money?

Little fucking kid's got a respiratory infection now.

Little prick. I'm gonna wring his fucking neck. Where is he?

Live in Modena.

Look at you with that little face.

Look out, here he comes!

Look, it doesn't change anything.

Lose a leg and start making websites.

Lowe is not a, you know, 98 , 99 mile an hour guy.

Ma? Jesus.

Maybe he needs to be in rehab.

Maybe I should never have come to America.

Maybe me.

Maybe when he gets back from Port St. Lucie.

Maybe you'd like Carmela to be in here if I'm so obnoxious.

Me with the competency hearings. You with the head shrinkers.

Me? Yeah. Great

Motherfucker, you know who I am?

My leg.

My mother's wake.

My nephew, I love that kid like I love my son.

My only dream is that we have a happy life together.

My wife prays to God.

Napoleon and his horse. That kind of thing.

Next week.

No caffeine or substances containing caffeine.

No coffee, I gotta go. Okay?

No one's attacking you, Chris.

No special someone?

No, Carmine doesn't know anything about this yet, Tony.

No, fuck this shit.

No, give him a while.

No, I was just thinking about the way you are.

Nobody makes a move till we know what happened.

Nope

Not Napoleon exactly, like Napoleon.

Not only do we share a certain background and culture...

Not that he remembered to thank you. And Meadow loved that book.

Now, any one of you guys been involved in an intervention before?

Now, if you need anything, anything at all...

Now, wait till you see how a mirrored backsplash can amplify a room.

Of course I'll go.

Of course.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, goddamn it.

Oh, his car was stolen by some Puerto Ricans.

Oh, it was wonderful, yeah.

Oh, jeez. Oh, my poor baby.

Oh, my God! Cosette?

Oh, my God. Baby, what happened?

Oh, my God. Did I forget to take that out?

Oh, oh! What are you doing?

Oh, so he comes again.

Oh, so you're drunk already.

Oh, that bear'd have just as much a chance as this pork chop.

Oh, there ain't no bear back there.

Okay, now, we're all here today because we have one thing in common.

One minute.

One up the ass.

One, that's ineffective.

Or you, Paulie. Remember last winter in the woods with the Russian guy?

Paul? You wanna read your statement?

People are people.

Pie O My.

Piece a shit, the cork, it got stuck in the bottle.

Please, don't hurt him.

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Pretty, pretty.

Pretty.

Really?

Really? That is so sweet.

Recovery?

Reminds me of people's feet.

Salute.

Salute.

Salute.

See you! An opposite field home run for Jason Giambi.

Seriously, Paulie, you wanna talk about fucking up?

She got suffocated or something.

She had to be destroyed. You should've seen her.

She just heard about Pie O My. She's sick about it.

She must've crawled under there for warmth.

She shouldn't be on the furniture.

She's in hospital for a while.

She's not breathing! Her neck feels broken.

Shut up.

Si.

Simply put your food in, set the timer and walk away.

Sit down, sit down, sit down. Relax.

Sit down.

So aside from your dad, was it wonderful being back in Italy?

So I unwrap the paper, and there she is...

So nobody's heard from Ralph?

So there is a page from Metropolitan Home.

So this isn't really real

So when's Bill coming back?

So why did you come back?

So, what do I do, Uncle Jun?

Somebody's gonna get something they ain't expecting.

Something classy, you know, like a Revolutionary War general.

Son of a bitch!

Sorry, baby, please

Sorry, I was thinking about my mother, her skin condition.

Sounds like me, all right.

Spent a long time in the hospital last night.

Steve at the gym?

Stick it up your mother's twat!

Still, he's a...

Still, I gotta be the sad clown for my friends, my family.

String beans, Hugh?

Take a leak.

Take it easy. Don't do something you're gonna regret.

Take it easy. Let me figure out how to handle this.

Tell my uncle I'll talk to him later.

Thank you very much for the vinegar.

Thank you, but I wait in the car.

Thank you.

That Bill's a lucky man.

That cop shot my father.

That rehab shit? That's where all those brochures are coming from? From you?

That was different. That was a whole different thing. They were ducks.

That's a forfeit. That's our money.

That's the only reason you're alive right now.

That's the trouble with you Americans.

That's the whole purpose for people like me, to inspire people like you.

That's Tony and Ralph's horse, Pie O My.

That's what love is built on.

That's your friend?

The baseball spring training for his Mets.

The decorating ideas.

The feds get him in this condition, who knows what he's liable to say?

The fuck you gonna do with that?

The last few months, things have got very bad with us...

The man has a hairline skull fracture. We'll admit him, keep him overnight.

The only other time you've become this emotional in here...

The other day, T with that picture.

The sad clown.

The shit that goes on down there.

The way you eat you'll have a heart attack by 50.

Then we wait till he's sober. At my first intervention, Steven Patrano...

There are no losers in recovery

There are worse things.

There is nothing there for me now.

There was a fire at the stables.

There. You happy?

These flat screens, I'll tell you, no glare, high definition.

These guys are living in a different century

They can treat this shit nowadays.

They gave me some aspirin.

They took his cell phone too. I don't know what to do.

They took his ride, his fucking watch too.

They're encouraged for patients who smoke.

This grill does all the work for you.

This HUD thing, they wanted a piece of it.

This is bad, my friend. I mean, don't get me wrong.

This is Christopher.

This is how you repay me. I gotta worry if you'll flip over a nickel bag of powder.

This is me you're talking to.

This one in rehab now.

This shit with his kid. He's probably down in the bunker.

This thing with the dog, how can you not see it on the chair?

This was in the mail for you outside, Tony. UPS.

Three ball, far corner.

Three weeks before their wedding.

Tomorrow morning you go with Patsy up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania.

Tony, can you come down here, please?

Tony, we're going in order. Silvio

Tony...

Twenty five to 30 G's at a minimum.

Two, it's not a treatment for grief.

Voice mail again.

Volatile, punching the walls...

Want some wine?

We agreed you'd talk to me first if you were gonna do something to your hair.

We caught our daughter smoking pot once but...

We communicate

We gotta go.

We haven't slept together yet.

We said, nonjudgmental.

We're all here?

We're here to talk about your drug problem.

We're talking about you killing yourself with drugs, not my fucking personality!

We've done a lot of things for each other.

Well, enjoy it, because it's the last fucking drug you're ever gonna take.

Well, he was wearing socks.

Well, he's in AA now. I thought maybe I'd give him a call.

Well, I better get going.

Well, I wish I knew your secret.

Well, I'll be busy for a few days...

Well, I'm sorry.

Well, look at you. You got every excuse to be in the bottle...

Well, that's a fucking grim outlook.

Well, the way I feel right now, I'd like to meet a bear.

Well, welcome back.

What a fucking week.

What are you doing?

What can you do? Tony's the boss. Centuries of tradition here.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? What excuse?

What do you think of it?

What do you want around here?

What happened then?

What I need from you guys is to make a list of specific times...

What I'm trying to establish is your response to sadness...

What if he's high when we try to talk to him?

What kind of God does this shit?

What the fuck?

What was it? The fat joke?

What was this, your idea?

What would you do if you did meet him?

What, are you fucking kidding me?

What, I gotta spell it out for you?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Am I wrong?

What? Sil said torch it.

What's going on, Ton?

What's that, Ton?

What's the matter with you?

What's the matter with you? Guy's my friend.

What's the matter, Adriana?

What's the matter?

What's up you make me late for a table at Tavern on the Green?

What's with Ralph? Fucking Bermuda Triangle?

What's wrong with you?

When I came in to open up one morning...

When it was the ducks, it embodied feelings of dread about your family...

When we first started going out, we made love all the time.

Where do you get your balls, huh? Where?

Where the fuck is this kid?

Where you been?

Where you boys all going? It ain't over.

Where you going? Ton? It's your shot.

Where's Bronco? She jump ship already?

Where's the dog?

Where's the old fart? I gotta talk to him.

Who the fuck is this?

Why am I always having to come here?

With my exclusive 20 minute digital countdown timer with auto...

With my schedule, I cannot look up phone numbers

Wow.

Yeah, but that's not why I'm here today.

Yeah, I think it was Tony said he wanted it burnt, Paulie, specifically

Yeah, well, I got stuff to do. I told you.

Yeah, wrap it up.

Yeah, you're the guy who broke into Stew Leonard's that time.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You ain't no fucking cop, that's for sure

You and Christopher arguing?

You and me, we're close.

You and your fucking smack. Fuck! And lifestyle.

You are big and strong...

You can hire someone to do an intervention, apparently.

You can no longer function as a man.

You don't talk much, do you?

You expect nothing bad ever to happen...

You fat honey dripper! Come up with the rest of our money...

You fucking killed her!

You go on trial like me, you won't sleep at night.

You got here, dude. That's the hardest part.

You got married yet?

You got nothing coming to you. You or Carmine.

You got some balls, you know that?

You got too much time to think about yourselves.

You have everything, and still you complain.

You have many fine qualities.

You kick it up to 80 for a week, 10 days...

You killed the dog? What'd you do that for?

You know who the fuck I'm with?

You know, a brave front.

You know, HUD, Garside Street, you, Ralph, Zellman.

You know, I feel bad. I didn't give you something.

You know, I was thinking about you.

You know, we put you guys on the mailing list for Hazelden.

You lie on couches and bitch to your psychiatrists.

You might say something like this:

You put me on a mailing list for junkies now, huh?

You Russians, you got all the angles. You come over here, you bust your ass.

You said you'd take me to CompUSA, so I could get a new Magic Stick.

You should see yourself now.

You stole all those pork loins

You sure you wanna go down this road, Tony?

You two don't have to trouble yourselves..

You understand?

You wanna talk about self control? How about you, Sil?

You want something, something to drink?

You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.

You were told once. Now, sit down.

You'll go to every session, and you'll keep your mouth shut.

You're a nice guy, but I got my own problems.

You're an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

You're beautiful. You remind me of that movie star...

You're going in. You're staying in.

You're high all the time, and I can't take it.

You're my nephew, Christopher.

You're not fucking him?

You're not so bad.

You're up, T.

You're weak. You're out of control.

You've caused much suffering yourself, haven't you?

You've got a wonderful home, a girlfriend.

You've made such a nice life for yourself, though.

Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

Your mother, your best friend.

Your new George Foreman Grill will tell you exactly...

Your sister can come up from Florida.

Zellman tell you this?

...and I'm an alcoholic and an addict. Don't forget "scumbag."

...as what he didn't say. We're talking about New York.

...waited 10 hours for me to sober up. Your first?

Bing. Get rid of that fucking picture.

Can you do an eighth of scag? Five hundred.

Christopher, I am fucking warning you! There he goes, Mr. Type A Personality.

Cigarettes are okay, right? Cigarettes are fine.

countdown timer with automatic shut off.

Cyst. Yeah?

Do you understand? Tony, I'm sorry.

Don't stiff me on this, man. Get out!

Give us a minute, okay? Okay.

Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. Christopher!

He owes me 30 bucks. Get the fuck out of here.

Homemade crap. That somebody cared enough about...

How's the real estate business? Excuse me?

I fell asleep. What?

I love you, baby. I love you too.

I needed that. What's the matter?

I told you I had the flu. I said my piece, Chrissy.

I'll call him again. Try the gay man's choir.

I'm sorry for the mess. Oh, please, this is nothing.

I'm sorry, T. I... Shut the fuck up and listen to me.

Is he driving you to drink? I can drive myself

Is he taking a nap? Yeah.

It was an accident. What, was it barking?

It was New York. Johnny Sack?

It's short. Good, he eats his carrots.

Makes you look younger. Benny's waiting for you.

May I help you? Yeah... Christopher Moltisanti.

No, Tony, never. You lied to me.

No? Something change.

No. No? What do you mean, no?

Not really. No. No problem.

Now, because of the drugs... Jesus, is this fucking necessary?

Oh, Jesus Christ. I fell asleep.

Oh, listen to you. Guys, guys, whoa, whoa.

Oh, no. Thirteen years old!

Oh, that's too bad. God, this wine.

Pardon me? Why throw it away?

Paulie! You're talking to the boss.

Put it in my car. I'll take it home. All right.

Silvio

So you call me later? No phone calls for the first two weeks.

Son of a bitch! Oh, my God!

Stop touching it. Oh, my God, baby.

That being said, it is a horse

That's right. I'm gonna kill myself?

Tony. Ronnie, hey.

Watch it, Chrissy. What?

We're off the record here, Albert. We're off the record?

Well, your... No, what?

What do you mean? Maybe I call you, but I don't think so.

What happened? Your nephew.

What the fuck? Oh, my God, she's dead!

What the hell'd you do to your hair? I cut it. What do you think?

What you doing? I didn't expect you so soon.

What, you don't wanna...? You hear me? Burn it!

What? Adriana.

What? Christopher!

What'd he say, John? Wasn't what he said so much...

What's all that? I'm making a website for my business.

What's going on? Have a seat.

What's going on? He's calling Ralph.

What's ridiculous about it? Come on. Don't jerk me off.

What's the difference, Tony? He was high.

Where's Christopher, asshole? Fuck your mother.

Where's Furio? He couldn't get a flight...

Where's the dog? You shut the TV?

Who are you? Eddie. From down the park.

Who's this? You called me, maricón.

You didn't like it? I like it, very much.

You know how to do that? No cable.

You're getting emotional. I know what it's like to lose a pet!

...and here you are designing websites.

...and you accepted it. And you were fucking high.

...and you were physically abusive to me."

...because I doubled my dosage

...because of you using drugs all the time.

...but see you when I can.

...compulsive, gorging on food.

...full of life, mischief.

...he ain't coming back.

...I've also been in recovery now going on four years.

...is usually rage, not humor.

...it was those ducks.

...just to pull back on the stick, get the nose up...

...like with some people, you know what I mean?

...or I'll strip the lard off your ugly...

...out of Rome in time, so I'm driving again today.

...Patsy's gonna be half a mile away from you in a motel.

...shot with an arrow, cuts off the flow of blood to his brain.

...that guy'd be the first guy on line to pull his fucking plug.

...that something terrible was gonna happen.

...that was the final straw.

...then you duck back down to 40 before the limp dick thing sets in

...there you were with your head half in the toilet.

...they would've had their intervention right through the back of their head

...to carry all the way from the old country for you.

...we also care about Chris and wanna help him with his heroin addiction.

...when the rest of the world expect only bad to happen.

...when your food is grilled to perfection.

...where Christopher's drug use impacted on you directly.

...with her head held high and her ears perked up.

...with the smoke all around you.

...without some touchy feely Freudian shit component to it?

...you go to your people. I want a full investigation.

"Christopher, last Monday you came home from work high and belligerent..

"Why can't we all just get along?"