The Sopranos (1999) - Season 2 Edit

A bad one.

A broad.

A bunch of fucking pussies. Fuck them!

A C section.

A case in point: Words are only words.

A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.

A Cole Porter CD. It's for Madrigals. We're doing three of his songs.

A dealer named Quickie G.

A decision went against me which impacts me a great deal, financially.

A detective.

A double sawbuck for a plastic pillow,

A dream, I'd make my peace.

A drug bust on one of those routes is different story,

A dull, aching anger...

A few rows back.

A flawed and blinkered guy, but he wanted to learn, to grow...

A fuckin' woman boss?

A fucking million percent.

A great leader. And I heard a lot about you.

A grown man made a wager. He lost.

A guy hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning.

A letter from Father Intintola would mean more, I bet.

A little bit of nature.

A little detour on the way to paradise.

A little heart trouble, nothing much.

A little marble, maybe some new fixtures.

A little physical defect is what you have

A little physical defect?

A little procedure,

A little self indulgent when it came to the office supplies.

A little sense of humor here?

A little?

A lot of balls.

A lot of funerals in your corner of the world, huh?

A lot of guys today, they become soft living in America.

A lot of screaming, profanity.

A man like what?

A message.

A nephew's visiting his uncle, who loves him.

A new laundry detergent, something like that?

A person, listening to a tape of a parent criticizing...

A picture on the life of "Crazy" Joe Gallo.

A rich man and a poor man got the same anniversary.

A sett', you want coffee?

A thousand percent? No.

A turnip in there.

A very close call, that brush with a murder beef.

A waste of my fucking time.

A week before the wedding, Mikey saw the Bella Vista Room and flipped out.

A wiseguy friend of mine would kill me if he knew I told you.

A woman boss!

A wonderful Dominican boy from the projects, with a 5.2 average.

A wonderful Dominican man from the housing projects...

Abhorrent?

About feelings of emptiness and self loathing,

About time. I was gonna start on your d****s.

About us.

About your nonrelationship with his grandmother?

Absolutely not. Do the work you were assigned

Absolutely. So, what we're gonna do is, I got a little cayenne pepper.

Absolutely. That's her job.

Actually it was his uncle's.

Actually they ignored me.

Actually, fellas, my cousin Larry wants the Fairfield contract.

Actually, the nurse just got here.

Admission is extremely selective.

Adolescent angst is very normal.

Adrian, I'm sorry!

Adriana La Cerva. There's one hottie!

Adriana, I hear you sobbing in your bed at night.

Adriana, this is my cousin Gregory, the ambulance chaser.

After 18 years, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact.

After all that worrying he might be dead,

After all this, telling me nothing's my fault because of poor parenting...

After another scorching day in the city.

After five years.

After getting to where I am, it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now.

After Meadow's graduation, me and Rosalie Aprile are going to Rome.

After she takes her broom for an oil change.

After World War II..

Ah ah.

Ah, ah...

Ah, don't be embarrassed

Ah, I love this song.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahh...!

Al Italia. A friend of ours is coming in.

Alan is Jim's friend...

Alan's partner dropped out, so I gotta find something for him.

Albert Barese didn't like what he was hearing.

Algebra? That's the most boring.

Ali, maybe. He had a little wisdom.

All amicable on the barbershop floor.

All anybody talks about is prosciutto, cheese and beans!

All by himself.

All cutlery stays right where it is.

All for a satellite dish.

All I do is I hand out money. I have his card for you.

All I want is you.

All I'm saying is you act like you're in a different business.

All I'm saying, with the laws today, you can't restrain your kid physically.

All in all, I'd say it was a good visit.

All kidding aside.

All leading to the cemetery

All my brothers, for example, they all got murdered.

All of a sudden he's my blind date?

All of a sudden you turn my office into a storeroom?

All of my capos meeting behind my back!

All right

All right, come on. What do you got for me?

All right, easy, okay? I don't think you're stupid.

All right, here.

All right, I gotta go.

All right, I hear you.

All right, I hear you.

All right, I'll see you there.

All right, I'll take care of it.

All right, let me talk to him.

All right, let's get her down here

All right, she was good. All right?

All right, so I cheat. I used to cheat.

All right, stop.

All right, talk to Mike Gendler, see what he says.

All right, talk to you later.

All right, tell me again what I said.

All right, that's bent enough. Get the crowbar, pop the plate.

All right, Tony.

All right, Tony. Calm down.

All right, you may feel some pressure in your chest.

All right? So leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Go ahead.

All right. All right. Shh, Shh, Shh.

All right. But 13, 14, they start getting broody.

All right. Sometimes I resent you making me a victim.

All right. What do you got, Rich?

All set.

All the flowers, all the excitement.

Almost every night.

Alone.

Already this shit's getting old.

Alright look, I got to go, fellows.

Alright, I fucking heard you.

Alright, I'm coming down.

Alright?!

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Altieri ate the pill for you

Always a fucking loophole, right?

Always. Come on in.

Am I right, skipper? Good or no?

Am I right?

Am I supposed to be seen here? Idiots!

Am I supposed to trust you? You off the reservation cocksucker!

Amen.

American Forestry? 191/2, up 3/8. Very sound company.

American Forestry? 191/2, up 3/8. Very sound company.

Among other things,

Amy, don't do this now.

Amy, get back here!

Amy, listen.

Amy.

An accessory after the...?

An airline ticket from the Scatino bust out.

An office in the back.

Analyze This?

And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms.

And all I get is a bunch of numbers in air.

And also mention, no offense,

And bless us our Lord, amen.

And by extension, Larry Barese. Biggest fucking crew in the family.

And Cynthia is his troubled friend, Judy.

And David Scatino doesn't pay you a penny until I get mine first.

And don't lie to me

And every midnight, they whack him...

And every midnight, they whack him...

And every Sunday you say "Great,"

And family means a lot.

And fucking Larry Barese too.

And get out of here.

And get some basilico while you're there.

And get this...

And He did spare you.

And he will meet us for fare la business.

And he's too smart to use any of them himself.

And her Bill picks her up and carries her.

And his fate is Your will.

And how all Americans are doing is crying and complaining.

And how's Anthony Jr. been taking it?

And hurry the fuck up about it

And I am gonna pray like I did the other night.

And I can't reach the fucking phone.

And I don't know what else to do.

And I don't want my kids to know this.

And I have been looking for my soul mate for all of my life.

And I heard

And I held my tongue.

And I just wanted to say that you knock my socks off.

And I know what you're gonna tell me: Sartre, right?

And I mean that.

And I regressed into the girl thing to escape responsibility...

And I sure as shit didn't say it.

And I want to thank you all for coming...

And I want to thank you all for coming...

And I want you to be true and to be mine.

And I was gonna let you drive in the IBM parking lot this Sunday.

And I will use that gift.

And I'll try to be as strong as you want me to be.

And I'll work down the price of the cars to 85.

And I'm going home to sleep. I don't need to keep everyone up.

And I'm gonna pray every day from now on.

And if it is Your will to spare him...

And if it's there...

And if you want my advice, Anthony, don't expect happiness.

And if you're gonna accept those stakes...

And in general the whole strain of the atmosphere in your house?

And it absolutely has to stay between the two of us.

And it's 98 in Central Park and on the Upper East Side...

And let me tell you something.

And let's move these boxes out, the books.

And lifting up into Cobra.

And like Tony says, it's not our house anyway.

And listen to this, it scaled out at nearly 3,000 tons.

And Mikey's their fucking ringleader.

And my parents are coming and...

And never here

And now for all you youngsters with visions of tit fucking in your head...

And now I want to do it.

And now I'm one of them, a patient.

And now rising up into Downward Facing Dog.

And now they're like Phil Donahue and Alan Alda.

And now you torture me with it?

And please remember to turn off those pagers and cell phones.

And Pussy doesn't see you that way.

And really, you're not missing all that much

And relaxing into Child's Pose.

And screaming at my sister, although she's unimportant to me.

And see that fucking crater.

And she was in the hospital, and your father, he was the only one...

And she's at home, blaming it on you. It's an old game.

And she's got a really nice body, she's horny as hell.

And she's sorry, but she just can't do it. I'm sorry.

And since then, things have been good.

And still somebody's got to see you?

And sugar substitutes.

And ten pounds of shrimp.

And Terry and Scott with the money problems,

And that cocksucker Barone don't let me expand.

And that garbage is my business.

And that if He would spare you, I asked that He grant you vision.

And that sweetie had world class blowjob lips.

And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose a deposit!

And the cops swarm in.

And the father could go blind sooner...

And the Irish, they were winning every roll.

And the painkillers aren't helping?

And the pregnancy,

And the prick doctor may be flushing.

And the taxpayer foots the bill.

And the two rooms on the sides. We may be here for some days.

And then I get charged double for it!

And then Mikey gave me a message for both of you.

And then my sister came back. It's good to see her, I guess.

And then, it all dissolved.

And there will be.

And they crash.

And they expect their wives to live

And they got trapped.

And this other one, the geep. Foolio. Foodio.

And this shit is okay with you?

And those other fucks, those other, the J.P. Morgans...

And through this vision, may he see Your love...

And try and see the Holy Father.

And voices calling out to me.

And we don't get to go?

And when else?

And while this is happening...

And who was it who knew that he had asthma?

And you and me, we react without thinking.

And you have no broken bones?

And you saw, Christopher.

And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.

And you trying to fan the flames

And your grandfather a contractor.

And, oh, the food.

And, perhaps, did I do it deliberately?

And... action!

And... action!

And... action!

Angie Belfiore married Sal Bonpensiero.

Angie!

Angie.

Annalisa, sweetheart, how are you?

Another patient committed suicide because I was treating this man.

Another thing, don't tip a truck on a problem customer.

Answer the door, it's a goddamn expression

Answering machine. Christopher, where is he?

Anthony Soprano.

Anthony Soprano.

Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.

Anthony, how you making out in school?

Anthony, Jr., want to do the honors?

Anthony, what are you doing here?

Anthony, what is it you want to achieve here?

Anthony!

Anthony! Nobody is hearing anything for months.

Anthony.

Antisocial personalities.

Any allergies, shellfish, perhaps?

Any more Porsches disappear, make it two towns over. And I want a taste.

Any special reason you chose this class?

Any suspicions went to the grave with Jimmy Altieri.

Any time now.

Any updates on Wyczchuk?

Anybody else got a problem?

Anything you want to talk to Vittorio about that I don't know?

Anything. I'll tell you anything you want to know.

Anyway, Favreau snapped her right up.

Anyway, he goes into a full blown panic attack, and he passes out.

Anyway, he was not working. The factory was closed down.

Anyway, I had the feeling you didn't like what you were hearing.

Anyway, I told Sal,

Anyway, it's my wife's thing.

Anyway, some people take pleasure

Anyway, things were good.

Anyway, we flew first class.

Anyway, you must be so happy.

Anyway...

Are all the women good looking like this?

Are gonna be breathing down our necks again.

Are we not men?

Are you all right, Mr. Gaeta?

Are you all right?

Are you also pretending when I kiss you?

Are you an alcoholic?

Are you angry with him about the car?

Are you bein' straight with me?

Are you frightened? What are they gonna do?

Are you fucking stoonad or what?

Are you okay, Mrs. Soprano? Take a deep breath.

Are you okay? Are you all right?

Are you out of your mind with the arrangements?

Are you still taking your medication?

Are you strapped right now?

Are you sure nobody else was involved?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure...

Are you taking steps to seriously end it?

Are you trying to get me to lose my temper?

Are you watching me?

Are you with NATO?

Aren't distracted from the horrible shit they do?

Aren't you worried he's gonna realize,

Ariani el pino? Your shitting me!

Arousals mean a change in your stages of sleep.

Artie.

As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do

As far as the feds are concerned, they've got the boss in jail.

As far as the rest of everything that Junior owned...

As I call your name, please answer "here."

As long as it gets sold...

As long as you live here, there are limits.

As soon as I found out it was your mom's place.

As we are recording tonight's show, we'd like to remind everyone:

As writers, you'll find it enormously helpful...

Ask the kid to fix me a burger.

Asshole!

At 3:00.

At a whorehouse, while a guy working for me...

At home.

At least 80 boxes of ziti, after expenses.

At least he's Italian. Try getting passed for a Samoan.

At night... they hit us.

At our house down the shore,

At the fish market's gonna cover it

Aunt Barb called. Uncle Tom's father died.

Aunt? You mean Janice? Janice?

Avellino?

Aw, Jesus Christ!

Aw, she's so sweet.

Aw.

Ayy! Tony!

B.A. in English Lit from Ithaca.

Babies are like animals. They're no different than dogs.

Baby.

Baby...

Bacala is taking care of it. They know he speaks for me.

Bacala's always been lazy.

Back off and respect the title, you jerkoff.

Back then when you did something, you got recognized.

Back to the house.

Back up, take it easy.

Bad night last night, huh?

Banking, the doctors, certain family obligations.

Barb and I, we're never gonna forget.

Barbara said you hated it.

Barry!

Based on Mickey Blue Eyes' first weekend foreign...

Be a codependent to a shitbag. What the fuck do I care?

Be a good Catholic for 15 fucking minutes! Is that so much to ask?

Be careful. These motherless fucks listen to everything.

Be counting the beats.

Be counting the beats.

Be very careful.

Beansie Gaeta would still sell nickel bags...

Beautiful film. Won the Audience Award at Sundance.

Beautiful, Juliet, beautiful!

Because I got this image of Daniel in the lion's den.

Because I had to go on the lam.

Because I just said so. Get up.

Because I'm not the one with a lethal weapon here.

Because if I have to do it, Tony...

Because in a year, tops, you're gonna have to accept a goomar.

Because it's dangerous there.

Because my Meadow applied to Georgetown.

Because she already wrote a letter for someone else.

Because that's what this is, you know.

Because the law knows that was no random hit and run.

Because there was an article in the paper the other day...

Because they were trying to save us from poverty?

Because you didn't get in.

Because you're my friend, I'm not even sayin' don't.

Because you're my sister. And I try to do what's right.

Because you're very rude.

Because your parents say so, and it's tradition.

Because, what if you went into a coma?

Before he was my dad

Before we commence, a thousand thank yous for Webistics

Being the hardship on his family while he's awaiting trial.

Believe it or not, they're better off with me than without.

Believe me, she gives as good as she gets.

Believe me, you don't want to know.

Believe me.

Believe what you want, my little nephew.

Bella televisione.

Belleville, I need a number for a Catherine Romano

Benign, malignant, I'm getting a divorce.

Besides waxing his car.

Besides, I have you, this

Bet. Twelve hundred.

Better be good. I'm in the middle of World War III over there.

Better run before your wife gets home.

Better than some, not as bad as others.

Better.

Bevilaqua's there?

Big Pussy Bompensiero, he started out as a cat burglar.

Billy Bob wrote something for Jon and he had me read it first.

Black joint fitters have been shut out of the unions.

Black men industrialized the North, but we still fight for jobs.

Blam! Then another one! Blam!

Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...

Blow that smoke somewhere else!

Blow, you know, coke.

Blowjobs on my mother's couch.

Bob and Amy...

Bobby Baccalieri, the last man standing.

Bompensiero started off chipping safes like this?

Bon giorno.

Born again Christian.

Boss of the family deserves the credit.

Boss say to tell you one hour, manigamo, dinner.

Bouk... what?

Break a few windows, think they're Johnny Badass.

Break it, you pay for it

Breathe.

Bring his car to the salvage crusher.

Bring me one of those plums from the breakfast tray.

Bring this gentleman a veal parm sandwich.

Bring up two cases of bottled water with you, then!

Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap.

Build Beansie the ramp

Bullshit! Why does your clothes still stink of perfume?

Bullshit. But we'll assume you do now.

Bunch of fucking spoiled brats.

Bunion, you know how I feel about feet

Bunions.

But also a respected businessman in the community and so on.

But can I pass without ruining the moment?

But Carmela Soprano, from next door, trapped me...

But could you move it?

But DNA doesn't prevent comas, does it?

But don't worry, Paul. I'm here. I can help you.

But Gallo, I was only 3 when he got whacked

But go set yourself a place, we have company.

But God bless your grandmother.

But halfway through it, I'm thinking, this is bullshit.

But he didn't flip you off. You said so yourself.

But he doesn't care who he follows now. I'd do him myself.

But he was no supplier.

But he's a slippery fuck. Don't commit.

But he's gonna be spending some time with us here at HQ.

But he's still coming?

But his lawyer says the gun charge will not stick.

But I always respected you and your brother, Jackie.

But I don't shit where I eat.

But I feel many more.

But I got a family.

But I just can't do it.

But I know your Dad from when he was younger than you.

But I loved him so much!

But I see him as tragic.

But I talked him out of it.

But I thought you were dead.

But I told him, "Hey, Rome wasn't built in one day."

But I was your mother! Who else was gonna do it?

But I...

But I'm not doing this anymore. Understand?

But I'm not gonna pay for Berkeley.

But I'm not talking about that. It's about your confirmation.

But I'm part Italian.

But I've heard you say before that you love this young man.

But if the D.E.A. gets involved we're gonna lose our 901.

But if you go crying to Tony Soprano one more time...

But if you had come that day, I might have done something...

But in "Angela's Ashes" you were laughing with him at least.

But in the end it fell two and a half to close at 10,675...

But in the hit they'll hear him on the roof

But irregardless, I should've had immunity to all of this shit.

But it's not what you think. She tried to commit suicide.

But it's yours to have now.

But my question is, what's at stake?

But no, not her.

But not now.

But now I've judged.

But our men are in love to their mama.

But she doesn't really know Meadow.

But some of us didn't want to lose who we were.

But somebody forgot to tell the Man

But somehow I can't stop myself from wanting to hear it.

But speech patterns. You saw Swingers.

But still crazy enough to take an eye out

But testing shows rem wise, you have 40 arousals per hour.

But that don't give him the right to mouth off.

But that was the business, right? The American way.

But that? I don't know.

But that'll go away as the blood flow to heart increases.

But that's an expression, right? Like, a joke, "Shit or go blind."

But that's not it.

But the symptoms were the same as a stroke...

But the third act starts at page 90.

But then he said, "Well, one arm is shorter than the other.

But Tony with his impulsiveness and selfishness.

But Vittorio will be there, right?

But what can I do?

But what do poor Italian immigrants have to do with you...

But what I was thinking was...

But when he came home... I said, when he came home...

But with a belt, it was like Rommel.

But with my father condition now.

But with the D.O.S. breaking our balls,

But you could talk to him, maybe send some guys down..

But you do. You could give her the transcripts, which are excellent.

But you had me going for a while there, you really did.

But you want to give me a real gift?

But you, you listen to him. You do what he says.

But you're...

But, because he's someone you didn't want to see professionally...

But, she's someone you want to fuck.

Buying fish? Punching safes? What is that? And for what?

Buzz me when he feels ready to leave.

By the time we dump the piece of shit, you'll be in six figure territory.

Bye, Ma.

C'mon

C'mon, Churchill.

C'mon, it's on the boil.

C'mon, Jason.

C'mon, speech.

C'mon, speech.

C'mon, you hurt?

C'mon.

C'mon.

Cadillac.

Call an ambulance!

Call that nephew of yours, Vito, and the other one.

Call your friends. Let them know the game's happening.

Call.

Came home to establish his own tabernacle.

Camera rolling!

Camera up your ass the size of a garden hose

Camera's rolling.

Cameras rolling!

Camillo, where's the pisciadood?

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you something else?

Can I ask you something, Corrado?

Can I get AIDS from eating this?

Can I get you something?

Can I help you with something, sir?

Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?

Can I steal this fucking hand? I think I can.

Can I talk to you?

Can my girlfriend have the listing? To the house?

Can we go back to where I was glad for you?

Can we, Mom?

Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine?

Can you imagine that? One week later you're in jail.

Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what?

Can you stop fucking interrupting me?

Can you walk?

Can't complain.

Canned pears, not fresh. That's the secret to my pound cake.

Cannibals, degenerate molesters, torturers and killers of babies.

Cannonball!

Capable.

Cards on the table time.

Carlos Castenada said:

Carm, come on stop. Just stop.

Carm, it's a business trip.

Carm, Richie, because of his life experience in prison,

Carm, you want me to help with the roast?

Carm...

Carmela asked me, Joan.

Carmela would've known who was on the boat.

Carmela, hi.

Carmela, hi.

Carmela, I love the new wallpaper.

Carmela, the kids?

Carmela?

Carmella, no.

Carmine, what the fuck's the matter with you?

Carpal tunnel from my last job. Steam milk machine.

Cash me out, Sunshine.

Catch up.

Catherine?

Catherine.

Catherine... Romano.

Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.

Champagne's nice.

Change coming to you.

Charles Pagano.

Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle her daughter can go anywhere.

Chauffeur to and from the doctor that we found for you

Che bella fruti.

Check.

Cheers.

Chris, it was wrong with us..

Chris, Mitch and Cynthia.

Chris, Mitch, Cynthia and...

Chris, please. I'm sorry.

Chrissy spoke to us about it. We should give you a taste from...

Christ was the first to rise from the dead...

Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor.

Christ, you fucking idiot, Rosalie!

Christmas, Columbus Day.

Christopher did not have a dream.

Christopher said you're shooting a movie. Must be interesting.

Christopher was...

Christopher, get everybody a drink. I'll be right back.

Christopher.

Christopher.

Christopher's a troubled kid.

Christopher's in the ICU. This is on your mind?

Churchill, Churchill!

Churchill.

Closing the lights...

Clothes, appliances, houses.

Cocksucker had a reputation as being the toughest guy in Essex County.

Cocksucker, Belleville!

Cocksucker!

Cocksuckers.

Code Blue, ICU 3.

Code Blue, ICU 3.

Coffee?

Coffee?

Collect the toenails...

Collection, I said. I have one.

College already, huh? They get big so fast.

Come here, baby. It's all right. It's all right.

Come here, you fat fuck

Come here, you gotta see this bedroom.

Come here! Come here!

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come on.

Come on

Come on in.

Come on up here, Papa.

Come on, come here.

Come on, Frank, doc, sit down.

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, it's fun.

Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Come on, let's go. He needs his rest.

Come on, let's take the picture.

Come on, Mom. Let's go downstairs for a little while.

Come on, motherfuck!

Come on, Rich. That's not necessary.

Come on, Rocky, ask me. Did I what? Have I ever what?

Come on, Settimia.

Come on, Tony. Don't get so fucking dramatic.

Come on, you know, it's a grind.

Come on, you met Meadow. Fourth of July, at our barbecue.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Knock it off!

Come on! We can do it!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I gotta give mine too.

Come on. It's just us talking here.

Come on. Let's go see what the Y.O. from Bucknell's got to say.

Come on. Let's go to sleep.

Come on. You're a fucking captain now.

Come se dic', steroids?

Come talk to me.

Come to our house, stay a while.

Come.

Comes natural.

Coming back down into Cobra.

Coming off the lam, every nickel counts.

Coming out.

Commanders, Good Morning.

Commendatori, like a commander,

Commendatori, you are already checked in.

Commendatori.

Commercial and non putrescible waste.

Common in certain personalities.

Comp. Lit. was last semester.

Comparative Literature, whatever.

Compulsions? Elliot, c'mon.

Congratulations.

Connie Desapio.

Connie, get me the paperwork on the separation requirements

Connie, Mr. Soprano's been out the in the field,

Connie!

Connie!

Consider it exercise.

Contrarily, you let him do his bidding. Suavely.