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Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergency.
Any other loving experiences?
Boy, you telling me this?
But why no work? Are you in waste management consultant?
Can you work streams? A duck flies off with your penis.
I'm afraid I'm repulsed by what he might tell me, but somehow I can't stop myself from wanting to hear it.
I've been charmed by a sociopath.
Isn't Pussy your friend?
It gets me so hot.
It's all predicated on a lie, predicated on my is. What's the difference?
Not to you.
Quite a formidable maternal presence.
This is something you're contemplating what the disaster of major proportions.
Total fucking old.
Up comes in many forms.
We have to stop now.
What is it you want to say to me?
When's your office going to be finished? My new carpets not in yet. I'm sorry I I know this is awkward. My old therapist used to work out of his home. Hope not convenient for me.
You accord this little old lady an almost mystical ability to wreak havoc.
You have strong feelings about this.