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Alright, let's start again. Get me a dictionary. We have the Internet. I don't want to play World of Warcraft. Get me a regular dictionary.
Block if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death problem children you keep a few clones of them in your lab.
Congratulations, you've discovered pornography.
Do you have nothing else to do but harp on Doctor Venture? I haven't you tried the world domination thing you afraid of the big leagues please? How stupid do I look to you? World domination? I leav...
Do you watch Top Chef? Yeah, but I didn't like Doc design.
Everything you touch turns to suck, it's official.
Final clue this get me a roll of toilet paper.
GameStop riding the Perfect man broadcast to kill him now. Can't we keep me again? Can't we will feed the perfect man and clean up after him? Everything Super swim please. He's an abomination.
Great, my closet is the door to help the necropolis. A porthole to the necropolis. It had to be on the South side of the apartment.
How do you do it? Screen captured like shift after down crap I made a new mouse.
I got my ice is melting.
In 1969, the Guild of Calamitous Intent enacted an addendum to Article 47 or the Unusual Torture Act. So let's cut the monkey business. So Dad Gasco Dad and what's more, you arrogant little trouble...
Internet, it's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around freaking Myspace. Why I'm not supposed to look at his friends comments there right on the first page.
Let's go to karaoke bar. I so want to sing Humpty dance. Yes, yes, we go later.
Listen, we kinda got off on the wrong foot. You and I and I don't mean the one you just kick my teeth in with.
Magic time scorpion sting spiders bite, but we may wage are trialling fights. He wrote a little poem to his dollies.
Make yourselves comfortable sons Avenger, but I assembled.
Man, if that shows up on YouTube, I'm serious. What kind of torture is this? Can you just drill my teeth? Are sharp bamboo under my nails or something?
Most compelling mystery indeed.
Mother.
No no no no bad robot bad helper. We don't do that. We do not eat. I'm not playing games here. I don't feel well well, what did you expect? Your mixing acids and bases there?
No SIM picture. I don't know. They just do that.
Oh, and here's a tip. Appeared is not a substitute for a job. I no matter how you trim it.
Rusty Venture love you bye smoking.
Say bad or is it badly but work? What's bad short for?
Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Dipesh mode? No wait, when holy crap is with a girl. Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1 but it's the guy from Depeche M...
Testicular torsion isn't just something on TV, it's a real problem. Testicular torsion occurs only in males, usually under 25 years of age. If you are experiencing sharp pains in the scrotum swelli...
They're not the Marines anymore. This intelligence. Start using it. K kernel only Hunter.
This area is restricted on the authority of the United States government. I work for the government. Still, you're not coming in here.
Wake up fat boy.
We never should've stopped. Why is it every time I need to get somewhere we get waylaid by jackassery?
Webt freaking do.
What's with the poetry Wordsworth? Just say it, say I am a Virgin. I no Billy that makes you the best candidate to take are a blast. You have nothing to lose. You've never done anything. The way I ...
Whatever, nobody works as hard as Rusty Venture.
Yeah, it's just gonna suck the whole time. Or is this like the only part that sucks? They just want to gauge how much suck I have to freaking see through.
Yeah, you guys are on your kind of creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea.
You are such a massive was.
You can talk to the president like that.
You have lollygaggers syndrome. That's what you have.
You just being superstitious. I am not just extra stitious.