Blast from the Past (1999) Soundboard Edit

A good day From mornin' till night

A light? Yes, I do have a light.

Aah! It's happened. Aah, look at that heat

Adam, why don't you go home?

Adam?

Adam.

Adult bookstore. Why?

All my surface indicators knocked out. Oh, Lord!

Amen

Amen.

And bless my mom and bless my dad...

And don't come back, neither, Miss Big Shot.

And I have him committed.

And I told the driver to bring me here instead of back to the hotel.

And I was wondering if.... If....

And if I can just go home, I promise I'll never bother any of you ever again.

And legs. Legs, butt and hair

And who does he work for, the CIA?

And who's this interesting looking fellow?

And you know what?

But even more shallow than I am, if you can picture that.

But I would just be lost without you

But it seems to be okay.

But you know what? A lot of guys like me.

But, Eve, isn't Cliff just a butt with hair?

Calvin?

Calvin? Hey, Calvin, Calvin.

Can I help you?

Can't get enough of your love, babe

Can't you talk to me for one second?

Chilly? Shouldn't be

Could I, uh...?

Dad, I don't know how to tell you this..

Do as I say!

Do you have a club card?

Driver, please stop the bus immediately. I wish to get off.

Eve!

Except it just occurred to me that I don't know where home is

Excuse me, boys, but I believe it's my turn now.

Excuse me, but I'd really appreciate it...

Five, six, six, spin.

For losin' the blues

For this thing to blow over could take days.

Funny guy.

Go home, Cliff, wherever that might be.

Ha, ha. No.

Harder

Having unsafe sex with that slut Sophie.

He drives a great big car Smokes a big cigar

He says, "I'd like some lip gloss."

He's got purple suspenders And a yellow tie

He's the hippest hip and the coolest cat

Hi there, Eve. Who's the hunk?

Hi, hon

Hold on, everyone. Hold on.

Home, sweet home.

How about a drink up at the bar?

How about her?

How attractive is that? What if this is for life?

Hurry, my friends, we have no time to waste.

I admire you.

I do all right.

I don't have to take a physical on your spaceship?

I don't know, why doesn't it surprise you?

I fell in love with you the very moment I saw you.

I guess living up here makes people look older.

I guess that....

I have never in my life seen anything like it before.

I know, I took the Lord's name in vain again. I..

I looked it up in old newspapers.

I need a price check on Register 4...

I see.

I tell you no lie This guy can't be beat

I tell you no lie This guy can't be beat

I think he just...

I think he's gonna be fine.

I thought a gentleman was somebody that owned horses.

I want a bedroom ceiling.

I'll get my stuff.

I'm marking the 180 radial for five and ejecting, Tower.

I've heard people say

If not for ourselves, for the child.

If you use those names right away, Jason and Jonathan.

If you want help, ask Troy, because I quit.

Is now in preparation on that imprisoned island.

Is this it?

Is underneath a dirty bookstore in the Valley?

It's happened.

It's not radiation I'm worried about.

Its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

Just hope this is still good up there.

Lie.

Long time.

Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me.

Lying can be a very effective dating tool.

Make them very comfortable, and then break the bad news to them...

Mm hm.

Mom. Dad

More like my legs, my butt or my hair or some combination of the above.

My brave boy.

My goodness gracious, this place is something.

My mother only gave me $3000 for everything.

Name it.

No

No, Calvin, this is different, believe me.

No, no, no, don't get up.

No, no. I'm sorry

No, son

No, there's a man who throws the ball to a man who has a bat.

No!

Not life worth living, perhaps, but believe me...

Not that you even need to know that.

Nothing against Valley girls, but in my day, anyhow...

Now, how about that?

Now, tell me if you've heard this one.

Of course, it had to be kept a secret.

Oh, do you?

Oh, God, save me.

Oh, ho

Oh, like a painting?

Oh, Lord.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my lucky stars, a n****.

Oh, oh, babe

Oh, thank you.

Oh.

Oh. Look at this. It says, "Trademark 1961."

Okay, and, uh, who owned it before we did?

Okay. Bob and weave.

Or a hardware store. Write that down.

Poisonous gas! Run for your life! Run! Run! Run for your life!

Purchased in 1958 and '59? Ten thousand shares of each?

Rhinoceros

Rhinoceros

Right?

Roger, Wolf 1.

Same is true of batteries.

Say, did you just lose your job back there because of me?

Screw you. You think I'm just somebody you can buy off?

Shall we dance?

So I left as politely as I could, and I found a taxi...

So take a deep breath Throw away all your pills

Son.

Stand by, 1.

Stay out of here, you drunk

Stick it. That's right.

Sure.

Surprise. Bang! Ha ha ha.

That means that we did not leave together

That's almost $500 just for the hamburger.

That's my car, you son of a bitch!

That's what I was afraid of.

The runner on second goes to third

Then again, who isn't a slut these days, huh?

Then, after that, it's safe to go up.

This is wonderful.

Those hats, those funky spats

To bed?

Twelve into 900 is 75

Um....

Unmistakable evidence has established the fact..

Until I showed him my plans for Los Angeles' hottest nightspot.

We all shout Hey, Mr

Well, cheese is particularly troublesome.

Well, for him. It doesn't work for the rest of us.

Well, he and Mrs. Nutcase must have been out here when the plane hit

Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic

Well, I have lifted my eyes skyward a time or two...

Well, it's pretty clear that when the bomb went off, the front entrance caved in...

Well, thank you. You've been very, very helpful

What are we looking for? This is ridiculous.

What are you asking them for? They're as screwed up as he is.

What does Calvin think about this trouble down in Cuba?

What happened to my back yard?

Whenever Adam gives me such obviously incorrect information..

Where did you learn to dance like that?

Where you going?

Who's Troy? Is he your husband?

Whoa, earthquake. Another earthquake

Whoa. Yes, yes, the Holiday Inn, that's exactly right.

Why are you so angry with me?

Why, I took a dance lesson every day of my life...

Wolf 1, Tower, report the numbers.

Wow. Ha ha ha.

Write that down.

Y.M.C.A.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah. Almost all of them, anyway.

Yes, Father?

Yes, sir.

You are one scary son of a gun.

You bet.

You know something? People will never get tired of watching these.

You live in Alaska..

You're goddamn right I am

Your mom and I bought them for you.

A psychiatrist? It happens.

All by himself. Stand up, Adam. That's my guy

Amen. Yeah

Any day now. Say hi to my sister, Ruth...

Are you all right? I think so.

Damned if I know. Bet it's some kind of septic tank.

Don't tell your mother. No, okay.

He's got a million. They're so funny.

How long you gonna set it for this time? I thought 10 years.

I got you. I got...

I think that you and I... Adam, don't even think about it, okay?

I wanna go home. Yeah. Maybe he'll call, huh?

I'll give it to you, no money down. Cool.

I'll pick you up at 8 in the morning. Oh.

It's absolutely beautiful. Yeah.

Looks just as good. Where do you get these?

Make a wish. Um....

Mom, Eve and I have to go. Oh, Adam, you just got here

My coat. Oh, here you go

Oh, no! What?

Oh, the nocturnal flying mammal? No.

Oh, yes, I certainly do. Okay.

Out here, hon. Oh, there you are.

Psychiatrist? Yeah, psychiatrist

Really? Uh huh

Russia. And when did we get it from them?

They all do. Oh

Unless it's caved in too. Well, yes.

Wait here while I get changed. Sure.

Wait. What? What is it?

Well, your father's a smart guy. My father's a genius.

What about relatives? They're all back east

What is wrong with you? I just had this mental picture...

What's baseball? It's a game, son

Why not go to work for me? Doing what?

Yes. Just, uh, be loose.

You know, Eve, I was thinking... Night.

You'll be hearing from me. Oh, yes.

Your mom made that all by herself

Your stuff? Yeah

"In Wonderland."

"We give up"? Ha ha ha.