Entourage (2015) Soundboard Edit

Aargh!

About the future of the agenting business.

About this giant movie, because I haven't been able to see it until yesterday.

Absolutely the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen.

Actually I had sex with the texter yesterday also.

Ah, but, John, I just did.

All that money's gonna be mine someday..

An UberX, actually

And all my teachers said I had tremendous taste

And that things really change for me.

And you have that same thing in you

And you think people will confuse our baby with him?

And, E, you've done good too

Anyone can make.

Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton of money on this movie?

Ari, are you fucking crazy? You can't land there!

Ari, we sure do appreciate you coming out here.

Ari, you got invited

Ari?

Ari.

Ari.

Ari. John Ellis keeps calling.

Ari's retired.

As a small but pivotal role in Hyde.

At least a year.

At least pretend to respect him.

Because, I don't know if you know this..

Breathe in

But if you don't leave right now, I really will call security.

But in Vince's movie...

But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...

But pregnant women can get very horny

Call your boys at Grindr

Congratulations. You have a brand new baby girl.

Definitely.

Do you even know her?

Do you know I haven't even been held in six months?

Doesn't like the movie that I made.

Don't be ridiculous. There's a whole beach out there

Don't call

Don't worry, we'll handle it.

Don't you fuck me

Downey's great. I love Downey. He's just a little long in the tooth

E did hesitate when we asked him if he would help

E!

ERIC: It's not Vince's. It's Turtle's

ERIC: Stop.

Even a few I turned down.

Everyone, make sure you fill out a non disclosure agreement...

Everything okay with Travis?

Excuse me.

Film!

Film! Film! Film!

Four pivotal scenes. He's amazing

Fuck!

Get in the car!

Get the fuck out of here.

Good point. E, say something.

Great, a Titanic reference.

He could care less about business.

He just resigned from the studio.

He means angry.

He probably hasn't even watched it yet, Vin

He's almost 60. I don't have to answer to this shit.

Hello?

Hey, Liam.

Hey, Warren.

Hey.

How are you?

How the hell are you gonna fix his face with editing?

I agree.

I already did. She sent me straight to voicemail. Twice

I can't believe I'm gonna say this...

I can't believe there's nothing we can do.

I can't believe you were with Emily and you didn't tell us.

I do not know

I don't cook for people who are trying to pitch me

I don't ride a bike

I got a big ego.

I have no understanding of what you're saying.

I hear you have other offers. Can you tell us, will you run another studio?

I hope the people that respect you...

I just got finished talking to a classroom of 8th graders...

I know it's not your looks or your personality.

I like it

I love the honesty.

I realized I rushed into marriage because I'm searching for something.

I really need an answer, Ari. Time is running out.

I really need to do something different than anything I've ever done.

I should probably go talk to her

I tried, Eric.

I want your cock. From Melanie

I was actually managing a Sbarro's.

I went over there later, after she was done watching the movie with Travis.

I'm dealing with it.

I've already run five miles and fucked like an adult film star.

If only we could see it, Ari

Is it me?

It's a new movie idea I had. Don't use that word at school.

Jesus

Johnny.

Just cut me.

Larsen, you heard what happened.

Like one of those guys from big tobacco when they were up there lying to Congress

Like, today or always?

Look, I know this is weird..

Look, Sloan, I love you, okay? You know that. And there's nobody else I'd rather be with.

Maybe

Maybe you wanna finance something for me to star in.

Mentos, The Freshmaker

Molly

MORGAN: You've probably seen him, he's been in just about everything.

Motherfucker!

Must have a big buyout, though, no?

My studio, Ed. Don't force me to revoke your parking privileges.

NARRATOR: Sadly, all good parties must come to an end

No one under 250 pounds ever has the balls to talk to me. Should've known better

No. Even though that is so amazingly generous, this is so much more important to me

No. I've been verbalizing it. There's a difference.

No. Okay, great. Well, why don't we turn those cameras off?

Nobody leaves.

Not from you, Dana, who I used to...

Not near me, please. Let me see.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This could be it.

Okay. Look.

Om.

One of which is to leave my nutsack in the Mediterranean.

Or maybe those skinny pills he's taking are filled with estrogen

Raw Emotion with Johnny Chase.

Really?

Really? I didn't think they'd come.

Relax knowing that

Sbarro's?

See what I'm saying? Let's go!

She's amazing.

Something meaningful.

Sorry. I haven't seen the movie yet. I...

Tap or I'll break it.

Tell them to build a big fucking bomb shelter.

Thanks. But I was only in the first Aquaman

That pretty boy director is locked out...

The commitment that these two men are about to make...

The good life wasn't meant for me.

The good news is..

The twins, right?

There was Sal Turtle Assante, another friend from the neighborhood...

These guys with money always get women out of their league

They wanted to confirm that there's something wrong with the movie...

This should be fun

TRAVIS: Vinnie Chase!

TURTLE: Mm hm

TURTLE: Ronda Rousey, the fighter.

TURTLE: Where's your car?

Uh, any notes before I get started?

Until I'm wrong.

Victim Number Three on The Mentalist.

Vince, is that your girl?

VINCE: Guys. Did you know Emily was seeing Armie Hammer?

VINCE: I'm not scared.

Vinnie has been on sets before, so I expected more from him.

Vinnie, I'm blown away. Blown away.

WALSH: Mr. Suit.

We caught up with Chase and his entourage on the set of his directorial debut, Hyde..

We don't need him. I'll put up the eight million.

We met at Coachella a few years ago, remember?

We're looking at you.

Well, I can't wait to hear the fucking fairy tale you spin

What are the odds of that? A billion to one at least

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What did I do wrong with my life? This is a normal Tuesday afternoon?

What time did you guys have sex?

What, you don't think my brand's doing fine already?

What'd we tell you?

Where are you headed with this?

Who has since moved on from the agency business...

Who's the girl?

Why is there enough food here for 300?

With Turtle. They lived in my house rent free for the first year.

Yeah

Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me in my nuts. I need a vasectomy.

Yeah, sure. Why not? You're clean. I trust you.

Yes.

Yet, many were surprised when you let Vince direct this movie.

Yo, E!

You better check because, apparently, he has very strong swimmers.

You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it.

You guys enjoy your salads.

You guys wanna come with?

You know what I'm auditioning for tomorrow?

You really saying I should've kept away from her because of him?

You're 15 over

You're cute

You're too good looking to be insecure.

..

...if you control your own physical universe. Om.

Anything! Pray!

Ari, relax. It won't be dark for at least an hour. When everyone's seated, it will be. Let's go

Ari. Heh heh.

Ari. I'm not going back to work, Vinnie.

As far as what? Well, as far as the big breaking news.

Don't worry. His moping has never affected me. I'm not moping

DRAMA: Hey, baby bro. Welcome.

ERIC: Later. VINCE: Later.

Euripides. Aeschylus. Douchebag.

Follow me home. Seriously?

He didn't like the movie? What didn't he like?

He doesn't like the movie? It doesn't matter.

He's having trouble finishing. Meaning that I can go all night.

Hey, is that E? No.

Hey, Vince. Buddy. I need a favor. Yeah.

Holy shit. What?

How long have you lived here? A couple of months

I don't. Well, we think you do.

I got it. Fucker.

I just wanted to take you to dinner! Fine!

I know you have some issues with my brother. Yeah.

I'll call him. Fine.

Isn't that the girl he banged last night? I think so.

Lloyd wanted a ******* wedding? No. My house, my God.

MELISSA: Don't. It could be about the Texan or Vince.

MORGAN: This pizza place, in fact. Nice pic.

My life is over. No, it isn't, Ari. Relax.

No break? Nope. Torn labrum.

No way. Not a chance.

Not everything in the world is about you. ERIC: Seriously, Drama.

Oh, and Ari? What?

Really? EMILY: Yeah.

Really? VINCE: Yeah

RONDA: Because I didn't know. TURTLE: I didn't know either

Says he wants to replace me with a hologram. Can they even do that?

She's got the armbar! That's not good!

Sloan. Yeah.

So what? So I love her. Get in the car

Sure is. You wanna meet her?

Sure. Sure.

Tap out, Turtle! Time?

Thanks, Ari. Congrats again on the baby

This is Alyssa Miller. Hi.

Turn the whole power off. Well, I don't know how to.

What girl? Dad, the...

What, Ari, no suit? Not tonight, DV.

Wife might even give me a pass for her. Ha ha ha.

WOMAN: Ari! Ari! I can't now, Jess

Yeah, it would've been, even by your standards. Would've been?

You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day. I know

You ever think about playing basketball? You ever thought about signing me?

You know, fuck you, Favreau

[ALL GROAN]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ARI LAUGHS]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[DRAMA AND ERIC LAUGHING]

[GONG SOUNDS]

[GRUNTS]

[HORN HONKS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[MOANING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PLAYING WEDDING MUSIC]

[RINGING STOPS]

[RINGING]

[TRAVIS & ARI LAUGHING]

[TRAVIS LAUGHING]

[WHISTLES]

[WOMAN MOANS]

[WOMAN MOANS]