R Lee Ermey's Official Soundboard Edit

Ah, great, some jackwagons calling me.

And your parents have any children that lived.

Answer the phone soldier oorah. Or is it huh?

Are you a Peter puffer?

Are you allowed to eat Jelly doughnut?

Are you are a disgusting fat body?

Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.

Check.

Culture from now on your private snowball. Do you like that name?

Do I make you nervous?

Do you suck Dicks?

Do you think I'm cute? Do you think I'm funny?

Don't fuck with me again.

Don't you hear the phone ring? It's bumbag, answer it now I'm nuts.

From now on you will speak only when spoken to.

Goodnight, ladies.

Have you had the square your ass away and start shitting me? Tiffany cufflinks.

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Here are the lowest form of life on Earth.

Here you are all equally worthless.

Hey you little maggot, you make me wanna vomit.

Hold up fuck said that.

Holy dog shit.

Holy stairs and queers come from Texas. 5 The cowboy and you know much looked like a star to me. So that kind of narrows it down.

How tall are you private?

Hurry the fuck up and answer me before I rang again.

I am gunnery Sergeant Hartman your senior drill instructor.

I am hard that I am fair.

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

I don't believe I heard you correctly.

I fired your honesty.

I think you meant cheating.

I'll be watching you.

I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn coming, Curtis said. He gave him a reach around.

I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

In the bucket questions here private you understand.

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Jesus H. Christ. It's the ball and chain colon again.

Mommy and Daddy showed you enough attention when you were a child.

Oh, thank you very much.

Over time, we love coming to ship twinkle toes, cock sucker down here we'll just signed his own network.

Paging Mr. Numbnuts paging. Mr Numbnuts you're God damn phones ringing asshole.

Puppy.

Thank you very much. Can I be in charge for a while?

That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?

That was great fucking hard.

The fairy fucking Godmother!

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on types whoops or greaser.

Well, are you fucking tired sweetheart?

Were you about to call me an asshole?

Were you born at that Slimies come back Duke piece of shit hard. Did you have to work on it?

What have we got here? Fucking comedian?

What is your major malfunction of nuts?

What's your excuse?

What's your name scumbag?

Where now are you from anyway?

Yeah, we're not even human fucking big.

You are cute.

You are nothing but unorganized, labastide pieces of amphibian shit.

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.

You owe me for one Jelly donut.

You will be in a world of shit.

You won't tell me.

You're a little scumbag.

You're a little scumbag. I got your name I got your ass.

You're grounded, you little fuck.

You're so ugly. You could be a modern art masterpiece.

Your days, the finger banging old very gay button cross through her pretty pink panties are over.