Girls Trip (2017) Edit

A fight for survival, and I will win.

A ghost tried to fuck me!

A girl with her own ambitions and her own dreams.

A great job of pretending so many times before.

A journalism major with intelligence to shine

A lovely day

A lovely day

About anyone who would get more hits to my site.

About time.

Absolutely not.

Accidentally? Ls that what he told you?

Act accordingly.

Ah, I did! I did!

Ah, so, what you drinking?

Ah!

Ahh! Dina; Mmm!

Ahh.

All allegations of infidelity are false.

All day, all day, all day, I slay

All I have is eye wash. Oh, my god!

All in a day's work, right?

All right, almost ready.

All right, girl, that's what I'm talkin' about!

All right, I'll deliver your message. What's up?

All right, I'm sorry! She's off her meds today!

All right, it's all yours.

All right, ladies. You have a great evening.

All right, listen. You look beautiful.

All right, maybe we should take... Sit your ass down!

All right, so...

All right, that's cool with me.

All right, then.

All right!

All right! Let's have a time out.

All right! Looks like we have a few eager volunteers!

All right? And let me talk to a few people first.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. But I'm gonna fix it.

All right. Used, but not broken.

All you wanted was just to like a guy enough to wanna give him some.

And

And 20 years of friendship.

And before you even insult me, yes, it's Stewart's.

And before you know it, you're so busy trying to get what you want

And don't think I don't see that "suck cock" written on your shirt!

And everything that she's going through.

And for what? Huh?

And fuck both of y'all, too!

And fucking random dick every week!

And gossip!

And great seats at the superdome for new edition,

And I ain't letting none of you bitches kill my vibe, okay?

And I am going to be me.

And I can't wait for us to have all the most fun in the world!

And I don't know what these young girls are doing out here

And I have pictures. Nasty, freaky pictures, too.

And I invested in a very powerful detachable shower head,

And I kept their placenta.

And I knew I needed that in my life.

And I knew I needed that in my life.

And I know I'm not alone in this.

And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!

And I really think our marriage is gonna get back on track.

And I really thought that I could go through with it.

And I refuse to give anyone that power again.

And I was terrified of that.

And I would like to put those rumors to rest.

And I'll be back in five minutes. It's really cute.

And I'm gonna walk him around.

And I'm immune to the shit!

And I'm not the only one who thought so.

And I'm taking off like a rocket. It's just...

And if not, let me leak it.

And if not, let me leak it.

And it's good. It's good.

And it's having some side effects.

And it's raw taco, she ain't got no panties on!

And it's raw taco, she ain't got no panties on!

And let me holler at you for a minute.

And let me tell you something, bitch!

And maybe that's why you avoided seeing them

And not on my phone.

And not once did you apologize!

And on top of it, the bitch is here!

And put it on my card.

And see if that make him giggle a little bit.

And she's sucking a baseball player?

And sit next to a football player and make money off of him.

And some of them turned out okay.

And stop acting like one of my kids! How about that?

And stop talking to us like we one of your kids?

And suck, so then it feels like he's getting fucked and sucked

And sucked all the life out of my breasts.

And tagged his dick skin until it fried like bacon.

And tell him I'm checking his prostate,

And thank you!

And that there was a time that I didn't fear anything.

And that ugly, tight assed suit!

And that year turns to five,

And that's definitely not Ryan he's tonguing down.

And that's when you realize

And the faot that those closest to me would question my oharaoter

And the flossy posse was there to witness.

And the one thing I know for sure is my girls will be there.

And the other half is here, too.

And then bring me a shot of baileys

And then I'm gonna put my fist so far up his ass,

And then I'm gonna stick my fingers up in his ass

And then I'm gonna twirl them around

And then take them all to St. barts, buy them all birkin bags or something?

And then you place that on his penis

And they can have that little bitch ass baby.

And to anyone out there who I've hurt...

And underwrite a "Ryan and Stewart" talk show!

And we are going to eat! Damn the calories!

And we close this deal.

And we got her two little worker bees.

And we got her two little worker bees.

And we want in.

And we're still the baddest chicks in the game.

And what did you do? What'd you do, sis?

And what else?

And what else?

And yet I'm putting up with it?

And you cut both ends off, as so.

And you don't think we don't know that? Come on.

And you have a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.

And you have every right to be.

And you know how men are. Rudderless, needing a purpose.

And you know what? I really don't wanna be judged right now.

And you need to sendthatgeneficafly enhanced ass home!

And you oan't hold up your end of the bargain, let alone your pants!

And you're lucky tsa took that straight edge away from me!

And, by the grace of god, we are here together.

And, yes, I maxed that motherfucker out with your low ass balance!

Andlookshkeit will have me hella bent. I want it!

Announcer". New Orleans!

Anything you want done, baby

Anytime. You know that.

Are descending on the Crescent city

Are gonna really appreciate this outfit. Mmm.

Are they still talking aboutjambalaya?

Are you crazy? No, lam in the middle of a deal.

Are you gay, straight?

Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?

Are you happy, sash?

Are you having fun?

Are you kidding me?

Are you not understanding?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are you staying with him?

Are you sure that you wanna get turned with your girls this weekend?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me to behave?

As a matter of fact, you know what, fuck it.

As for you, Stewart...

As most of you know,

As usual, you guys fucking killed it!

As women, we're told

Asshole.

At the house of blues on Saturday.

Ava duvernay!

Aw, it's so cool! It's moving around.

Aw, Sasha, marriage is tricky.

Aw. Let me go find a tear to shed for you.

Aw...

Aw...

Aww...

Ay! Ay! Ow!

Baby Jesus, Jesus, please don't make me pee on anybody!

Baby, baby, baby! Hey, hey, hey, beauflfuh

Baby, I mean it this time.

Back in the house!

Barn!

Bath time, homework time, snack time.

Be that as it may,

Be that couple who has it all.

Because either you don't know,

Because he accidentally stole your lunch...

Because I can't have these kids

Because I didn't make this baby by myself.

Because I don't need you calling

Because I don't wanna leave the kids alone! No!

Because I have done such

Because I like to make a motherfucker laugh

Because I missed my girls so much.

Because I slay

Because I was embarrassed.

Because if you drink too muoh of it, it's gonna have you halluoinating.

Because once a man lays his eyes

Because she's having a good time.

Because that helps with the reception.

Because that is what a girls trip is for.

Because there is power in rediscovering your own voice.

Because they know you.

Because you no longer work here.

Because you thought that you oould get more suooess with Stewart!

Becausetodayis the last day that we will ever be this young.

Bed time, 8:00 P.M. sharp.

Before the photographer shops this picture.

Before we drink, we should get hydrated.

Before you get on the plane. That shit will have you right.

Bethany Marshall, the head of marketing from best mart, thought so,

Bethany wants to spend a little one on one

Betrayal, anger, heartache.

Better recognize your blessings.

Bill, look, I know why you're upset,

Bitch, I'll clap your ass up out of here!

Bitch, please! Clap, been there, done that, had that!

Bitch, you the reason we here.

Bitch, your man is sleeping with an lnstagram skank.

Bite it, bite it, bite it!

Blessings to you and you enjoy the rest of your evening.

Bombshell, folks. It looks like America's favorite couple

Boom!

Both balls. Dick, too.

Bottom line,

Bring it in!

Burned in the brain.

Bust that thing open.

But

But a year goes by where you don't see each other.

But I can assure you that everything is fine now.

But I can't make people click on your ads.

But I control my own destiny. I am strong,

But I could use some extra sausage.

But I do have a question for you.

But I guarantee you, nine months from now,

But I love you heifers.

But I will shit in that ****a's shoe.

But I would never play you out like that for some money.

But I'm coming from a place of love tonight.

But I'm listening.

But I'm not on that train.

But I've been figufingitout you will, too.

But it's way better than waterboarding the bitch.

But luckily,

But maybe just wait until the deal closes,

But maybe you would help them more if you just tell them the truth.

But mine wore off. So what's up?

But mostly, fear.

But not really a milf.

But our brand is who we are.

But really I'm gonna yank his balls

But right now, it's bright.

But sometimes, words go unsaid,

But Stewart and I are in counseling, and we're working through it.

But that's our girl.

But the truth is, this weekend is all about the flossy posse!

But those were my girls,

But tonight I'm too tired.

But wait, let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.

But we can't do it apart.

But we shouldn't fear being alone.

But we're some grown ass women now, and we got shit to do.

But when someone close to you gets hurt,

But with just you.

But you can trust me as your partner.

But you have bestselling author titties,

But you wasn't acting like it.

But, actually, it's the butthole.

But, anyway, it doesn't matter because

But, um, how many sexual partners have you had?

Butjust give her 15 minutes.

By the way, I'm going to essence fest this weekend with my girls.

Bye, guys!

Bye, he call me beautiful. I'm beautiful now, huh?

Bye, mama!

Bye!

Bye.

Can I get a refill, please?

Can I just borrow you for a minute?

Can I just touch it? You can touch it.

Can we agree on that?

Can we at least wait until we get back to the room?

Can you believe this?

Can you go ahead and make some patrén shots for everybody up here?

Can you just let it go?

Can you stall them for a little bit longer?

Cheers to fun!

Cheers to that part, yes.

Classic Dina. You just had to cause a scene.

Classic Sasha, can't never let shit go!

Clear?

Clear.

Close them.

Coke zero though, I'm watching my figure.

Come on now, Lisa.

Come on now. You're a fierce sexualgoddess.

Come on up, girls.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby. How am I supposed to do that?

Come on, bitches, let's set it off.

Come on, buddy, loosenitup.

Come on, estelle!

Come on, guys, listen. I've just watched my best friend grind on diddy.

Come on, ladies.

Come on, let's take advantage of that because if we don't,

Come on, lis. Come on. It's time, let's go!

Come on, please.

Come on, Ryan. I need to... I gotta show you something.

Come on, we gotta make it.

Come on, you have to try it! It's amazing!

Come on, you have to try it! It's amazing!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Bring it. Come on!

Come with me to the bathroom, please.

Coming right up.

Commitment issues? Restless soul? Oh, come on.

Congratulations, sash. You know what, I really hope it was worth it.

Conniving! You are sneaky! How could you do that?

Couch on my head...

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Daily penetration is medicinal.

Damn it, Sasha! That was your car and your mortgage.

Damn it!

Damn, lis, lthought you wanted them to work it out.

Damn, she rusty!

Damn! Oh, lam so happy we ran into you!

Damn! The fuck?

Damn.

Darling, yes, look at us! No. No.

Definitely the baddest chicks at fa mu.

Deviate from their schedule in any way,

Dickmatized, just like she said.

Did her shirt say "suck cock"?

Did y'all hear that?

Did you sell it to another site to cover your tracks?

Did you taste that? The verbena?

Diminishing me?

Dina, come on. Come on.

Dina, come on. Now Julian is a musician, he play the bass.

Dina, he's my husband.

Dina, I don't know what...

Dina, I wouldn't do that.

Dina, it has come to my attention

Dina, look at me! Don't!

Dina, no! No!

Dina, nobody asked you!

Dina, we're not done yet!

Dina, you know this is only an hour flight?

Dina, you need to grow up!

Dina, you're lucky my aunt is hard of hearing.

Dina!

Disagreements go unresolved.

Do you even love me anymore?

Do you got knee pads under them slacks, slurpee?

Do you know who I am?

Do you think the situation with Ryan and Sasha...

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Doesn't have it all.

Don't be ashamed, girl.

Don't be speaking French to me, motherfucker!

Don't be taking all day back there either, making tamales and shit.

Don't even try to play me, all right?

Don't even, I already know.

Don't let me go!

Don't make him a grown man with your pedophile ass!

Don't mind us.

Don't play me, ****a. I will end you!

Don't play with me.

Don't worry about it!

Don't worry, boo. I'm gonna put hands on them.

Don't worry, girl, I got you!

Don't worry, I've been pretending to be okay for two years.

Don't worry!

Don't you run from me!

Done.

Down to New Orleans this weekend to make the offer.

Dude, this is tickling my throat.

Eat a dick! And I mean that as a sista to a brotha!

Eating top ramen, drinking mad dog 20/20, and I am there.

Enjoy! Yes!

Even for renowned relationship expert Ryan.

Even when she bailed on all of our plans

Every sista up in here is on a mission

Everybody got a drink, I need a drink!

Everything you had? We had it and did it better.

Exactly.

Excuse me, can you ladies point me in the direction of

Excuse me!

Excused, uh, I got this.

Extension cords, timberland boots.

Fear that my marriage was ending, and that I would be alone.

Filled with grain alcohol before noon.

Finally!

Find me a time machine where we can

Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.

Fine.

Five years. You're not listening to what I'm saying.

Flossy posse is in effect!

Flossy posse strikes again, huh?

Flossy posse, back in the house!

Flossy posse, back in the house!

Flossy posse, back in the house!

Flossy posse!

Flossy posse!

Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

Flossy posse.

Flossy posse.

Flossy posse...

For crying out loud, Dina, we only gonna be there for three days.

For new edition!

For real.

For so long.

For the rest of the weekend, that's all.

For years now, I've been posting

From an indigenous tribe in Guatemala that's almost extinct.

Fuck a hurricane, girl. These are tsunamis!

Fuck it! I'm white boy wasted anyway!

Fuck it! I'm white boy wasted anyway!

Fuck yeah!

Fuck you, Lisa!

Fuck. I gotta get a new line of work.

Fucking real friends.

Fucking Simone! Ls that that bitch from the demo?

Gagging? You gagging?

Geez Louise. Come on.

Get out!

Get up!

Getting cozy with an instagram model

Girl, bye!

Girl, I'm gonna give you a lecture tomorrow.

Girl, look at these old bitches.

Girl, you can't get no infection in your bootyhole!

Girl, you can't get no infection in your bootyhole!

Girl, you killing it!

Girl, you so pretty!

Girl, you used to finish a supersized slurpee

Girl, your Booty is showing!

Girl... Dina...

Give Lisa back her raggedy ass phone!

Give the exclusive to Sasha's secrets.

Giving all that up because I was sloppy

Glad to see some things ain't changed.

Go ahead, Ryan.

Go back to living in a dorm together,

Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle!

Go, go, I beg of you, 90!

God!

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Got it.

Got my anti nausea medication, hold on to that. Oh!

Got my hand sanitizer.

Guess she caught her second wind.

Guys! Okay, listen.

Ha!

Handle that, Sasha.

Has got a third party wedging her way into their house of love.

Have a good evening, ladies.

Have fun on your hashtag black girl magic weekend.

Have I made myself clear?

Have you and Stewart thought about having a family?

Have you heard of a doorbell?

He a nasty ****a!

He do people wrong! You're going to hell!

He is a monster with it.

He is killing the bass.

He knew that was my go gurt.

He's a busy man.

He's gonna knock the cobwebs off that thing, you understand me?

He's not some guy in a bathroom stall.

Heard she sucked off a rod in a bathroom one time.

Heavenly father, we wanna thank you for this day of life

Heifer, you are not going off to war.

Hello, Dina.

Hello, sir.

Hello? What's wrong?

Here I come!

Here I go!

Here we go.

Here, take my stun gun.

Here, this is for you. Here.

Here! Take your driver's license, so you can get on the plane

Here.

Hey, are you even up for this?

Hey, auntie ry ry!

Hey, auntie ry ry!

Hey, babe, I gotta head out or I'm gonna miss my flight.

Hey, baby. Knock 'em dead.

Hey, hey, hey! Calm down now! You don't know what you're getting into.

Hey, how about we have a toast?

Hey, ladies!

Hey, look, she had it comin'.

Hey, mommy!

Hey, pretty lady from bourbon street.

Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy. You need to get on.

Hey, ry

Hey, Sasha, you think your paparazzi guy would sell the photo to me?

Hey, sweetheart. Ryan?

Hey, uh, sasha.

Hey, what up, y'all?

Hey, yeah...

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Stop arguing!

Hey! Hi! Hey!

Hey! Hold up, hold up, hold up!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey

Hey. Right?

Hi, earplugs'

Hi, guys!

Hi! Hey! Got to be careful.

His was deflated. Retiring, it screwed him up.

Hmm? Dina, can we just bring it down a notch?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Huh? What?

Hmm. Those problems are behind us, thank god.

Hold this!

Hold, please.

Holy shit!

Honey, listen. I know that you are exhausted.

Honey, thank you! We're gonna be rich! We're gonna be rioh!

Honey! Honey! Whoa! Somebody got turnt.

How about we save it for the last night?

How could you say that?

How did you find us?

How do you do?

How do you have time for a life?

How do you hook up with the second coming of Oprah?

How does a former all pro tight end like yourself,

How long has it been since you got that back blown out?

How may I help you?

How much further? Shit! My bunion is killing me.

How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?

How y'all feeling over here tonight?

How'd you know she was here, anyway?

Hug it out!

Hug on some of that man meat out there.

Huh? That Simone?

I ain't never use two g****fruits,

I almost died.

I am beautiful.

I am beautiful.

I am beautiful. Lam strong...

I am strong, lam powerful,

I am strong, lam powerful, I'm beautiful...

I am strong.

I am strong.

I called. All the four and five star hotels are booked.

I can do it for a few more minutes.

I can't believe you motherfuckers!

I can't just walk away from that.

I can't watch this. I tried, but I can't.

I cannot have pictures of him kissing another woman on your site.

I could

I definitely do not remember making that.

I did not do this.

I did not mean any of it.

I did this without regard for their privacy,

I didn't invite her.

I didn't know it was your lunch!

I didn't know you were into golden showers. Girl, that's myjam!

I didn't mean any of what I said earlier. I was just so...

I didn't think I was gonna be able to do it on my own.

I didn't want anyone to know.

I do it naturally

I do not have it all.

I don't believe that, Sasha.

I don't coochie pop no more.

I don't even know why I'm here with yo' ass!

I don't give a damn about her.

I don't know what the future will bring.

I don't know, but we gonna cut it off today.

I don't know, two years maybe.

I don't know. I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,

I don't need your shade, okay? That's not why I came here.

I don't wanna be running in this heat.

I feel funny. Do y'all feel funny?

I feel like that one star was hella generous.

I feel so fine! Feel me. Go on and feel me.

I get it, but don't wait too long

I get the feeling there's definitely been a few chalk outlines on this floor.

I give people hope, I don't have a choice.

I got ball sprays.

I got drugs in my Booty.

I got her, ry.

I got Muslim oils, Christian oils! I got poodle oils!

I got some aloe.

I got some aloe. Girl...

I got some cooling cream.

I got the best thing in New Orleans right here.

I got you running all over this planet doing this book,

I got you, come on.

I guess that chapter in your book is right.

I have multiple degrees.

I have raised kids before.

I have superpowers.

I have to ask the question to get the answer. Okay, bye.

I have to tell you that I loved your cooking demo today.

I haven't found my equal yet.

I hope that me revealing my truth

I just hate seeing you chasing that celebrity bullshit.

I just have one condition.

I just hope she kicked his cheating ass out

I just know if I was with my college girlfriends in New Orleans,

I just want our titties to have a future.

I just... I couldn't do it.

I know I've done a few foul things in my life, but I would never do that.

I know that there are a lot of us who stay in bad relationships

I know y'all keep me around for laughs,

I know you can't trust me as your husband anymore.

I know you wanna help people. You always have,

I know you would.

I know you're with the f to the p.

I know, but, look, I won't do it again.

I know, trust me.

I know!

I know.

I know.

I love this place so much!

I love turnt ups. Ma'am, excuse me.

I love y'all! Thank you, New Orleans!

I love you too, lis.

I love you! Come here!

I love you.

I love you. I love you, too.

I love you. I love you.

I love your hair. Nice dress.

I made a deal with the designer.

I made a terrible mistake.

I made something very special for us this weekend.

I married my best friend.

I mean,

I mean, come on.

I mean, it's a very good start.

I mean, not lucky...

I mean, she is the one giving me grief about doing myjob.

I mean, this is hand stitched embroidery

I mean... Come on.

I might be pregnant right now. Okay, let's get running.

I miss that girl.

I miss them.

I miss you, Sasha. I really do.

I need Stewart to call me back within the next 24 hours, or I will go public.

I need to talk to Ryan.

I need you to focus.

I need you to use your lady mouth.

I no longer want to be part of a process

I promise you. We are longtime friends, since college.

I promised them a free trip and it's "turnt" with a

I put a lot of man hours into these jackets.

I read really intense erotica,

I really like this outfit.

I really meant what I said earlier.

I really, really love your blog.

I repeat, the Tsunami has hit.

I said I got kids.

I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.

I see you over there chasing them hurricanes.

I see you, Julian. I see you, boy.

I should know better than to expect

I should probably go. Yeah.

I slay, I slay, all day

I smashed all over that thing.

I spoke with Simone.

I swear, I have not had this much fun in so long.

I take a little bit of that placenta, plop it right inside,

I think Dina was right about her biggie smalls.

I think I got scabies. It's itching.

I think my liver is broken.

I thought that was you.

I told him, and now this motherfucker

I told you that outfit was ugly as hell, he don't even wanna fuck.

I took a pug, and I put that with Stewart, and made this bitch baby.

I tried every fertility treatment on the market, and...

I tried everything.

I wanna be a fly on that wallpaper.

I want it, give it to me.

I wanted to try something new! Oh, my god.

I was Ryan.

I was willing to accept being treated as less than I am.

I was willing to stay with someone who betrayed my trust.

I went to all the top specialists.

I will put you on the list, it's nothing.

I would never hurt you.

I'd have slung it over my shoulder.

I'll convene with my team, and we'll get back to you.

I'll crash with the guys in the band.

I'll help you.

I'll take one of you.

I'm 100% in.

I'm a bad bitch goddess!

I'm a huge fan!

I'm always careful.

I'm gonna be cool, I just wanna say hi, that's all.

I'm gonna fuck up that bitch's lnstagram account.

I'm gonna get the water. The water will wash it out real quick.

I'm gonna go and get back to work.

I'm gonna just leave it on high, all right?

I'm gonna just wipe, just swipe in that thing and yank them out!

I'm gonna kill somebody.

I'm gonna lnstagram it this weekend.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

I'm gonna need to terminate you.

I'm gonna pull his heart out through that motherfucker, and I'm gonna

I'm gonna put two q tips in his pee pee hole,

I'm good. I'm handling mine.

I'm just gonna whip her ass!

I'm just saying that I'm their guest, you're my guest.

I'm just so focused on my career right now.

I'm letting you go.

I'm my own bee!

I'm not doing this.

I'm not even offended.

I'm not feeling confident about this.

I'm not going to hell.

I'm not just gonna throw everything away.

I'm not perfect.

I'm not really sure what's going on here.

I'm not that girl anymore.

I'm not...

I'm proud of you, boo.

I'm ready for bed.

I'm really excited to meet the flossy posse.

I'm serious as a heart attack.

I'm serious. You were so good.

I'm so happy to see you two.

I'm so lonely.

I'm so serious.

I'm sorry, I really tried to hold it!

I'm sorry.

I'm still waiting on my sausage.

I'm talking about "Caitlyn jenner pregnant by tiger" good.

I'm talking hot grits,

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I'm the last person to judge you, but...

I'm trying.

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I've known about this for a few months. So...

If anything,

If I had your strength, sash, maybe I would. But...

If I leak it, you can get in front of it.

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If the right woman came along,