Lee Ermey Soundboard Edit

Are you quitting on me well are you then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit

Because I am hard you will not like me but the more you hate me the more you will learn

Because you are a disgusting fat body

Bullshit I can't hear you sound off like you got a pair

Bullshit I still can't hear you sound off like you've got a pair

Bullshit it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress

Did your parents have any children that lived i'll bet they regret that

Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull up

Do you suck dicks

Do you suck dicks (2)

Do you think i'm cute do you think i'm funny then wipe that disgusting grin off your face

Drop your cocks and grab your socks

Five foot 9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high

Get the fuck off of my obstacle get the fuck down off of my obstacle now move it

God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see

He'll teach you everything he'll teach you how to pee

Hell I like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

Holy dogshit texas only steers and queers come from texas private cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down

Holy jesus what is that what the fuck is that

I don't like the name lawrence only faggots and sailors are called lawrence

I don't want no teenage queen I just want my m14

I want that head so sanitary and square the way that the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump

I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around

I'm gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you

I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world

If I die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals upon my chest tell my mom I done my best

Jesus h christ you're not a writer you're a killer

Move the rifle around your head not your head around the rifle

So you can give your heart to jesus but your ass belongs to the corps

Then you did that on purpose you wanna be different

There is no racial bigotry here I do not look down on ******s kikes wops or greasers here you are all equally worthless

Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles you will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get

Were you born a fat slimy scumbag puke piece of shit or did you have to work on it

What is this mickey mouse shit

What is your major malfunction numb nuts didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child

What makes the grass grow blood blood blood

What's your name fat body

What's your name scumbag

Whatever you do don't fall down that would break my fucking heart

Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant

You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit

You are the lowest form of life on earth you are not even human fucking beings

You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck

You climb obstacles like old people fuck do you know that

You goddamn communist heathen sound off that you love the virgin mary or i'm gonna stomp your guts out

You slimy scumbag get on your face and give me 25

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum do you know that

Your rifle is only a tool it is a hard heart that kills