Prank Call Sounds: Sergeant Hartman Soundboard Edit

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And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be served they you maggots understand that

And you don't much look like astaire to me so that kind of narrows it down

Are you a peter pepper

Are you allowed to eat jelly donut

Are you shut up are you nervous

Are you will not call me an asshole

At your parents have any children that lived how that they regret that

Because I am hard you will not like maine but the more you hate me the more you will learn

But there is good

Call jeff from now on your private snowball do you like that name

Do I make you nervous

Do you like siri

Do you suck next

Do you think i'm cute do you think i'm funny

Don't fuck with me again

Exactly three fucking sessions

From now on you will speak only when spoken to

Gomer Pyle

Goodnight ladies

He talks you are a disgusting fucker

Hello before one jelly donut

Hello hello is part of life on earth

Hello I know

Here you are all equally worthless

Holy dog shit texas only steers and queers come from texas

Holy jesus

How tall are you private

I admire your honesty

I am gunnery sergeant hartman your senior drill instructor

I am gunnery sergeant hartman your senior drill instructor from now on you will speak only when spoken to and the first the last words out of your filthy sewers will be survey you maggots understan...

I am hard that I am fair

I can't hear you

I don't believe I heard cooper

I will go check out your eyeballs and skull fuck you

I'll be watching you

I'm going to give you three seconds

I'm gonna rip your volvo so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world

It'll it'll stand there I got your name I got your ass

Just slimy scum die get on your face and give me twenty five

Lee harvey oswald

Michael people fuck you know that

No

No shit

Oh shit out that you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Oh you little maggot you make me wanna pull it

OK

Poser climbing little comment ship twinkle toes custer her down here we just signed his own death warrant

Private cowboys

Pull up fox said that

Pull up to me like the best part of you ran down the crack in your mom 's ass and ended up with a brown stain on the mattress I like you meant cheated

Right but nine I didn't know they stacked shit that high you trying to squeeze a mention on me somewhere hub

Send mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child

So you can give your heart to jesus

Sorry it looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of cute bubble gum pyle you know that

Tell

Tell I like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sis

Thank you very much

Thank you very much can I be in charge for awhile

That name sounds like royalty are you royalty

That was great I fucking hard

That's right

The fairy fucking godmother said

There is no racial bigotry here I do not look down on ****** stites watch sir greaser

Want to search

We're now let you from anyway private

Well

Were you born in pet slimey 's comeback do pizza or did you have to work on it

What are you fucking time sweetheart

What if we got here a fucking comedian

What is that

What is your major malfunction numbnuts

What's your name 's comeback

What's your name fat body

Yeah we're not even german fucking face

Yes

You are cute

You are nothing but on the organized grab bastic pieces of M phibian shit

You are the square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cuff links

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck

You will be in a world of shit

You will not let it will not cry you will learn by the numbers I will teach you

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

You're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn coming curtis said he gave him a reach around