Will Arnett Soundboard Edit

All right sorry about that where were we you were sitting on the toilet

Anyway you guys gotta check out these new sub woofers I installed in the back I call them the dogs listen to them bark!

Babe look if this relationship is ever gonna work between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it

Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you gru with far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit

Don't worry dad I read your dumb instructions stop yelling at me

Guess what you big dumb baby your car is a baby carriage

I don't remember things

I hate this place

I'm Batman

If anybody has black parts I need them okay I only work in black and sometimes very very dark gray

Is a great plan I love everything about your plan except for one thing you

Let's face reality you've been at this for far too long with far too little success

Look gru the point is there are a lot of new villains out there younger than you hungrier than you younger than you

More darkness get it the opposite of light

So uh hey guys I think we're about to crash into the sun yeah but it's gonna look really cool

Super rich kind of makes it better

That thing is filled with bon vivants

This is not how batman dies

Those guys were so lame all they did was play space checkers

Wait a second you're telling me you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound

Who are you here to see i'm here to see your butt

Yes this is real music dark brooding important groundbreaking

You are so disappointing on so many levels

You are the worst leader i've ever seen to the batmobile!