Burt Ward Soundboard Edit

Another sniff of bat gas and we'll all return to the city

Batman! we're helpless in this monstrous invisible grip

But your so curious costumes don't be put off by them ma'am under this garb we're perfectly ordinary americans

Gosh drinking's sure a filthy thing isn't it i'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes uh huh

Grave situation robin

Holy bikini! that was close!

Holy captain nemo!

Holy costume party that's the penguin obviously

Holy demolition!

Holy halloween!

Holy hallucination! I wish it were robin but it's not

Holy heart failure!

Holy heartbreak! miss kitka!

Holy horseshoe!

Holy jumble! where's the hope of the world now

Holy marathon! i'm getting a stitch batman

Holy merlin the magician! get set for a shock

Holy polaris!

Holy sardine!

How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people make applesauce

I'll bash him brutally then we close in for the kill with the police precisely

If I can just reverse the polarity send out waves of super energy

In fact our own relatives we live with don't know

Support your police that's our message

That crazy missile it wrote two more riddles before it blew up

Watch out batman this could be tricky

What cruelty stuffing a poor shark with a ton of deadly tnt true nothing's sacred to those devils

What people are always in a hurry rushing people russians

Wow! let's commandeer a taxi! no robin! not at this time of day

You okay robin I sure am batman thanks to that anti penguin gas pill