The Big Lebowski (1998) Soundboard Edit

And it's my fucking ex wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog with your boyfriend went to honolulu I totally go fuck yourself

Arthur Digby Sellers

Barney

Careful thousand

Come on man I'm not trying to scam anybody here

Do you personally common peed on my rug

Do you think that you could give me my twenty thousand in cash my concern is and i've gotta check with my account but this might bump me up into a higher tax

Dude here

Dude the bag man man where do you want us to go

Far out

Fuck it may just stay away from my fucking lady friend

Fuck it up you fucking up her life was in our hands man

Fuck it, man

Fucking A

Hasn't that ever occured to you man

Hello

Hey at least i'm has broken

Hey man why don't you fucking

Hey that's what you that's what you pay me for

How about you

Hows the smut business Jackie

I accept your apology

I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson

I know that

I love you but sooner or later your gonna pick them back your god damn moron

I still jerk off manually

I was talking about my rug

I'll tell you what i'm blathering about i've got information man new shit is come to light and shit man

I'm gonna cut your dick off

I'm saying she needs money man

I'm sorry I wasn't listening

I'm the dude man

I'm the dude so that's what you call maine

Is this what day is this

Jackie treehorn

Jesus

Johnson

Leave me the fuck alone

Let me explain something about the rug

Looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all

Man I said I thought you connect yourself you're the one that's so fucking certain

Man i've got certain information alright certain things have come to light and

Mister lebowsky

Mod

My place I need you to come pick me up

My wife

No

Nobody calls me lebowsky you got the wrong guy

Oh fuck me man

Oh I don't know sir

Oh no

OK

Peed on my rug

Peter my fucking rock

Put your car up front

She kidnapped herself

She owes money all over town including the known pornographers

She probably kidnap yourself

Shut the fuck up

So you know that they were trying to piss on your ride

Something to you I am not mister lebowsky you're mister lebowski i'm the dude so that's what you call maine you know that or his dude nassor duty

Tell me where the fuck you want us to go

Thank you

That's fucking interesting man

The Big Lebowski Sounds Sound

The chinaman who peed on my rug

The chinaman who peed on my rug I can't go give him a bill

The fuck are we going to lebowsky

The fuck you talking about

The main guy

This aggression will not stand man

This is a fucking emergency

This is the fucking guy

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking wrong

This isn't a fucking game

Through now we don't get shit they're gonna kill her for fuck

Totally fucked it up man we fucked up his payoff because the kidnappers all pissed off is

Twenty grand man

Very impressive

Walter

We didn't make the fucking hands off man it's fucking money

We dropped off the damn money

We know the briefcase was fucking empty we know you kept the million bucks for yourself

We throw the money out of the moving car

Well I thought you might know batman

Well no not exactly

Well sorry it's this rug i'd have it really hide the room together

Well they were they were looking for you these two guys

Well what do you care

What am I doing today

What am I gonna tell about

What do you do

What the fuck are you talking about

What the fuck is that supposed to mean

What the fuck you thinking man

What the hell is this

What's the point

Where is she

Where is the fucking money a little brat

Where's the fucking money

Who appeared on my ride

Who are you working for

Who gives a shit

Who the fuck are you man

Who the fuck is that

Woo

Work

Yeah how are you

Yeah man

Yeah well you know that's just like

Yeah yeah

Yes

You fuck we gotta go to pasadena man come pick me up or most of fucking bowling team

You know the guy

You mean vagina?

You're funny

You're gonna kill her and then they're going to kill maine

You're gonna kill that for woman man

You're just an asshole

You're mister lebowski

Your father

Your money is being held by a kid name larey sellers

Your wife

Your Wife goes out And owes money all over town and they pee on my rug