Walter Sobchak Soundboard Edit

Am I wrong

Am I wrong (2)

Am I wrong (4)

Am I wrong no

And also let's not forget let's not forget dude that keeping wildlife an amphibious rodent for you know domestic within the city that ain't legal either

And I would like my undies back

And you know he's got emotional problems man you mean beyond pacifism

Come on dude hey fuck it man let's go bowling

Eight year olds dude

Fuck it dude let's go bowling

Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman!

Has the whole world gone crazy am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules

Hell I could get you a toe by 3 00 this afternoon with nail polish

I'm staying i'm finishing my coffee enjoying my coffee

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit

Look larry have you ever heard of vietnam

My point dude is why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million am I wrong

New vette hardly dude i'd say he still has 960000 970000 dollars left depending on the options

No he's a sex offender with a record he did six months in chino for exposing himself to an eight year old

No without a hostage there is no ransom that's what ransom is those are the fucking rules

Once a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong

Show me what you got nihilists

Smokey my friend you're entering a world of pain

Smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules

So you have no frame of reference here donny you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know

That rug really tied the room together did it not

That's right dude the beauty of this is its simplicity

The uzi uzi you didn't think I was rolling out of here naked did you

This guy fucking walks i've never been more certain of anything in my life

Who am I i'm a fucking veteran that's who I am