Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski Soundboard Edit

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back not greedy it really tied the room together

And you know he's got emotional problems man you mean beyond pacifism

Fuck sympathy I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson

I was talking about my rug

I'm the dude so that's what you call me you know that or his dudeness or duder or you know el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

It's all a goddamn fake man it's like lenin said you look for the person who will benefit and you know

Look at it a young trophy wife marries this guy for his money she figures he isn't giving her enough you know

Man come on I had a rough night and I hate the fucking eagles man

Man I said I thought she kidnapped herself you're the one who's so fucking certain

Oh well I dig your style too man got a whole cowboy thing going

Oh yeah yeah no I did but you know I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings smoking a lot of thai stick breaking into the rotc and bowling

That's a great plan walter that's fucking ingenious if I understand it correctly it's a swiss fucking watch

Walter I love you but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron

Well I still jerk off manually

Well sir it's this rug I have it really tied the room together

What are you a fucking park ranger now

What the fuck does anything have to do with vietnam

Yeah man it really tied the room together

You know fortunately i'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind you know limber

You know people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone on you maybe

You you human paraquat

You're not interested in sex you mean coitus

You're not wrong walter you're just an asshole

Your plan is so fucking simple i'm sure they'll fucking understand it that's the beauty of it