The Big Lebowski Edit

A 15 year old kid.

A fuckin' brat,

A hundred...

A joyride situation.

A little of this, a little of that.

A lot of ins and outs and what have yous...

A lot of interested parties.

A lot of strands in old Duder's head.

A lot of strands to keep in my head.

A man will refer to his dick or his rod or his... johnson.

A million fucking clams.

A real reactionary. So, your father...

A tape deck, some Creedence tapes,

A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money.

About his million bucks?

Across this line, you do not...

After seeing Los Angeles

All I'm saying is...

All right, it's fucking zero.

All right.

All right. This is pointless.

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.

Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

Am I the only one who cares about the rules?

And a good day to you, sir!

And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

And also, let's not forget, Dude,

And he told me about this abduction.

And I aim to keep it nice and quiet.

And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies.

And I don't like you... Jerk off.

And I give him a reasonable allowance.

And I never been to France,

And I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

And I'm talking about the Dude here

And Lebowski, he yelled at me but he didn't do anything, huh?

And not his to give. Now...

And pull the fuckin' trigger till it goes click.

And so...

And stay away from my special...

And that's cool. That's cool.

And then they pee on your fucking rug!

And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.

And this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers.

And this story I'm about to unfold,

And we calls it even.

And we do enter the next round robin.

And what do you do, sir?

And without the use of my legs.

And yet his son is a fucking dunce.

And you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm this.

And, shit, man...

And, um, the six other guys.

And, um...

And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes.

And... and, you know,

Anti Semite!

Are these the Nazis?

Are you employed, Mr Lebowski?

Are you ready for this? His father is Arthur Digby Sellers.

Are you ready to be fucked?

Are you sure he won't mind?

Are you surprised at my tears, sir?

As a surfer, he explored the beaches

As for this kidnapping...

As if we would ever take your bullshit money!

As you can see,

As you took so many bright, flowering young men

As you'd see in any other places,

At 15 mph, I roll out, grab one and beat it out of him.

At Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night.

At Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc, and Hill 364.

At least it's an ethos.

At least that's the handle his parents gave him.

Aw, fuck it, Dude.

Aw, Jesus! What's that smell, man?

Beaver? You mean vagina...

Because he doesn't want her back.

Because she wants more, man.

Before his time.

Before the Germans can cut my dick off.

Believe me, there are ways, Dude.

Blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit,

Blow on them.

Bothering our citizens, Lebowski.

Branded!

Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100.

Brandt will fill you in on the details.

Brandt... Give him the envelope.

Breaking into the R.O.T.C. And bowling.

Bridge is comin' up. Give me the ringer.

Brother Seamus?

Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.

Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.

Bunch of assholes.

Bunny Lebowski,

Bunny Lebowski, man.

Bunny...

But he never asked for it back.

But he never had much use for it himself.

But how are we gonna get her back?

But I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation,

But I hardly wish to make his embezzlement a police matter.

But I went out and achieved anyway.

But I'll tell you what,

But I'm sure you can get it off him.

But I'm very busy, as I imagine you are.

But in the 14th Century, the Rabahm, he...

But in the 14th Century, the Rabahm, he...

But it was a gift from me to my late mother,

But sometimes there's a man,

But that's up to little Larry here.

But then again,

But then I happen to know

But then, why doesn't he give a shit

But there are some nice folks there.

But there was no time for a photo opportunity.

But this might bump me into a higher tax...

But to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary

But what has that to do with, uh...

But you don't fool Jesus.

But... ah, hell.

By God, sir, I will not abide another toe.

By the In 'n' Out Burger.

Call 'em and explain it to them.

Call the medics, Dude.

Calmer than you are.

Can't we just rent it from you?

Careful, man. There's a beverage here.

Catch ya later on down the trail.

Certain things have come to light, and...

Challenges met,

Coitus. Do you like it?

Come and get it.

Come off it. You're not even fucking *******.

Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration.

Come on, Donny. Let's go get us a lane.

Come on, Dude. Hey, fuck it, man.

Come on, fuckhead.

Come on, he's got a sword.

Come on, help me put him back in his chair.

Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or...

Compeers, you know what I mean?

Competitors bested,

Completely unspoiled.

Complex?

Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal, there never was any money.

Could you keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Lebowski, please?

Could you slide your shorts down, please?

Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago.

Darker than a black steer's tookus

Darkness washed over the Dude.

Dear, for your information,

Depending on the options. Wait in the car, Donny.

Did I urinate on your rug?

Did Jackie Treehorn do that as wel

Did you personally come and pee on my rug?

Different mothers? Racially, pretty cool.

Dios mio, man.

Dipshit with a nine toed woman.

Do I make myself clear?

Do you find them much, these stolen cars?

Do you have a good Sarsaparilla?

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Do you remember Uli?

Do you see a wedding ring?

Do you see what happens, Larry,

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?

Does this place look like I'm married?

Don't do that...

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Don't say peep while I'm doin' business here.

Donny was a good bowler and a good man.

Donny was a good bowler and a good man.

Donny, please.

Down through the generations.

Drug regiment to keep my mind, you know,

Drug regiment to keep my mind, you know,

Dude the bagman. Where do you want us to go?

Dude, I... I finally got... the venue I wanted.

Dude, please. Is this your homework, Larry?

Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here.

Dude, you don't have an ex,

Dude.

Dude... that's...

Earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man.

Elfranco, ay˙dame abajo.

Engage in it compulsively and without joy.

Enjoying my coffee.

Entertainment, political advocacy.

Etz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say.

Even in the modest task which was your charge,

Ever heard of a show called "Branded"?

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this city,

Everything's a fucking travesty with you.

Exactly.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Thank you, thank you.

Face it, there's no connection. Your roll.

Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist around here,

Far out, man. Far fucking out!

Far out.

Far out. Think he's got room for one more?

Feelings.

Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski

Fella I want to tell you about,

Fig eaters wearing towels on their heads,

Fighting in desert is very different

Five grand... I'll go out and mingle.

Five years ago, you were divorced.

Flunking social studies.

Forget it, Donny! You're out of your element.

Francis Donnelly. Pleased to meet you.

Friends like these, huh, Gary?

From fighting in jungle. 'Nam was a foot soldier's war,

From fucking needy little urban achievers! You are scum!

From La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo.

From Moses to Sandy Koufax,

From my fucking lady friend, man.

Fuck me.

Fuck that. I love ya, but you have to face the fact

Fuck the tournament?

Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.

Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! I kill your fucking car!

Fuck you! You like that?

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck the three of yous.

Fuck, Walter.

Fuck, Walter.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.

Fuckin' A.

Fuckin' A.

Fuckin'...

Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.

Fucking exactly what happened. That makes me sick.

Fucking fascist!

Fucking Quintana.

Fucking time wasted. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Funny...

Get a job, sir!

Get away from me!

Get out of that fucking car, man.

Get out of that fucking car!

Get out of the fucking...

Get out, both of you.

Get the fuck out of the car, man.

Give me my 20,000 in cash?

Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an 8.

Go ahead, blow.

God, they shot him, man.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Green... uh, some brown or...

Guess we can close the file on that one.

Had become very uptight. Yeah, your father.

Has it ever occurred to you

Has the world gone crazy?

Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

He believes the culprits might be the people

He did six months for exposing himself to an 8 year old.

He fits right in there,

He has no money of his own.

He has to be getting along, Mrs Lebowski.

He kept the money. My point is...

He lives in North Hollywood,

He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, uh...

He met privately with the president,

He says, "My wife's a pain.

He should compensate me for the fucking rug.

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

He thought I had your father's money.

He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling.

He was one of us.

He's a cripple... you know, a... handicapped guy?

He's a good man.

He's a musician. Used to have a group, Autobahn.

He's a nihilist.

He's cracking.

He's fragile, very fragile.

He's had enough. He no longer digs her.

He's not taking your turn, Dude.

Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming.

Hello, gentlemen. You are the bereaved?

Hello, Jeffrey.

Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted ingles?

Hello?

Her life is in your hands, Dude.

Her parents want her back.

Her real name is Fawn Knutsen.

Here we are, it's Shabbos, which I'm allowed to break

Here you go, Larry. You see what happens?

Here's the money. And the phone.

Here's the number of a doctor who will look at it.

Hey, at least I'm housebroken.

Hey, is this, uh, is this him with Nancy?

Hey, man, why don't you fucking...

Hey, man!

Hey, man...

Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources.

Hey, that's what you pay me for.

Hey, Walter! Hey! Walter!

Hey, will you shut the fuck up?

Hey, you know what? Forget about it.

Hey! This is a private residence, man.

Hey... man!

Hi, fellas.

His girlfriend gave up her toe.

His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude.

His toe slipped over. It's just a game.

His wife owes money, and they pee on my rug?

Hmm. Well...

Home, sweet home, Mr L.

How are you gonna keep 'em down once they've seen Karl Hungus?

How does this add up to an emergency?

How was your meeting, Mr Lebowski?

How's the smut business, Jackie?

Howdy doo, Dude.

Huh?

Huh? Oh, him. Uh...

I accept your apology.

I am not Mr Lebowski. You're Mr Lebowski.

I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1 million,

I assume this is credit card.

I can look back on a life of achievement,

I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point.

I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.

I can't leave him, he eats the furniture.

I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on.

I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.

I could find this fucking Lebowski guy.

I deal in publishing,

I did not know that.

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.

I didn't find it to be that exactly.

I didn't like seeing Donny go.

I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a beer,

I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the mud

I dig your style, too, man.

I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband.

I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven,

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

I don't like you sucking around,

I don't like your jerk off behaviour,

I don't like your jerk off face,

I don't like your jerk off name,

I don't need your fucking sympathy. I need my fucking johnson.

I don't see any connection with Vietnam.

I don't want the father to be someone I have to see,

I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after effects.

I don't work, I don't drive a car,

I don't...

I done introduced him enough.

I dropped off the money exactly as per...

I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.

I figure it's easy money. It's harmless.

I fuck you in ze ass.

I fuck you, I!

I fuck you, I!

I fuck you! I fuck you!

I fuck you! I fuck you!

I got a fucking ball, man.

I got pretty definitive evidence...

I got to, uh...

I gotta tell you, man,

I guess the nihilist knew where she was.

I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles.

I have no choice

I have to take this. Do you have that doctor's number?

I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance.

I hope the big Lebowski kills me

I just bought that fucking car last week!

I just bought the fucking car last week!

I know all about it, and that you acted as courier.

I know how he presents himself. Father's weakness is vanity.

I know my rights, man.

I know that you will.

I know what happened. Yes?

I know you're mixed up in this, Dude.

I like it. It's a myth about feminists that we hate sex.

I like your style, Dude.

I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase,

I mean, he's 15.

I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank.

I mean, it might not be such a simple, uh... you know?

I mean, you got any promising, uh, leads or...

I mean, you know the guy?

I myself dabbled in pacifism,

I need to use the john.

I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man

I propose that you try to recover the money.

I received this fax this morning.

I said I thought she kidnapped herself.

I said we'll cut off your johnson!

I saw the report. Sorry.

I see what you're getting at, Dude,

I see you roll your way into the semis.

I sure hope he makes the finals.

I told that fuck at the league office...

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

I understand.

I want a child.

I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it.

I want to understand this, sir.

I want... Bill Kunstler, man...

I was bowling.

I was talking about my rug.

I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?

I wondered if I'd see you again.

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.

I would like my undies back.

I wouldn't know, Dude.

I wouldn't miss the semis. How have things been going?

I, um, I was one of the authors

I.

I... I don't know, sir.

I... I was just...

I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.

I'd say he still has 960, $970,000 left,

I'd tell her to fuck herself.

I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?

I'll be there, man.

I'll be with you in a moment, Mr Lebowski.

I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.

I'll kill your fucking car, man!

I'll pull over and kick your ass out.

I'll say it again.

I'll suck your cock for $1,000.

I'll take it and stick it up your ass

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about.

I'm adhering to a pretty strict...

I'm adhering to a pretty strict...

I'm at my place. I need you to come and pick me up.

I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!

I'm Jackie Treehorn.

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

I'm just helping her conceive.

I'm not greedy.

I'm not handling the money, driving the car...

I'm not messing with your special lady.

I'm not! Fuck it.

I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle,

I'm ramblin' again.

I'm saying she needs money, man.

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

I'm stayin'.

I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies.

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand.

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me,

I'm the guy that's gonna kick your goldbricking ass!

I'm throwin' the money, Walter. We're not fuckin' around.

I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

I'm unemployed.

I'm watching it while they're in Hawaii.

I've accomplished more than most men

I've got certain information, all right?

I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

I've heard that story.

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude,

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude,

If he hasn't spent it already.

If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's...

If I, uh, can find your money...

If it gets complex, everything can go wrong.

If not, that's her problem, not mine,

If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?

If you do so, I will compensate you

If you don't calm down, you'll have to leave.

If you don't like my music, get your own fucking cab!

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

In a sense, yes.

In accordance with what we think

In bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff.

In interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude.

In Los Angeles.

In the briefcase?

In the limo, you son of a bitch. No arguing.

In the parlance of our times.

In the running for laziest worldwide.

Including to known pornographers.

Inner city children of promise

Is he... Does he still write?

Is it being prepared to do the right thing?

Is taking my father for the proverbial ride.

Is that what this is a picture of?

Is there a Ralph's around here?

Is there a Ralph's around here?

Is this some sort of a joke?

Is this your homework, Larry?

Is this your only I. D?

Isn't it, Larry?

Isn't that what makes a man?

Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But some people

It don't matter to Jesus. But you not fooling me, man.

It increases the chances of conception.

It increases the chances of conception.

It is a game. You said so yourself.

It is a ransom note.

It is our most... modestly priced receptacle.

It is preposterous. This compulsive fornicator

It looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.

It really tied the room together.

It really tied the room together...

It was a pretty good story, don't you think?

It was discovered last night

It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

It's bush league psyche out stuff.

It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.

It's good knowing he's out there, the Dude.

It's like Lenin said.

It's not fair.

It's not my father's money. It's the Foundation's.

It's Sandra, about the Biennale.

It's the family farm outside of Moorhead, Minnesota.

It's the Foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.

It's video, Dude.

Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal.

Ja, otherwise, we kill ze girl.

Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski.

Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are.

Jeff Lebowski.

Jeffrey Lebowski.

Jeffrey, what are you talking about?

Jeffrey!

Jeffrey.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Jesus... Man, could you change the channel.

Just a friend of Maudie's.

Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility,

Just as the rug is your problem,

Just ask him about the car.

Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!

Just slip the rent under my door.

Just stay away from my lady friend.

Just take it easy, man.

Just take it easy, man.

Just take it easy!

Just tell me where the fuck to go.

Just think about that, Lebowski.

Karl Hungus...

Keep your ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.

Keeps perpetuating itself

Knox Harrington. The video artist.

Larry Sellers, this high school kid.

Larry, sweetie, that man is here!

Laughable, man.

Laundry. The whites.

Leads?

Leads? Yeah, sure.

Leave me the fuck alone!

Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?

Let me tell you something, pendejo,

Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something. I dig your work.

Let me tell you something. It stinks to high heaven.

Let's get down to cases.

Let's go bowling.

Let's go bowling.

Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience,

Like an Irish monk?

Lingonberry pancakes.

Listen, Maude,

Little language problem here.

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes.

Little matter that she pursues a career in pornography

Look at it. A young trophy wife,

Look at that phony. Pretending to be a millionaire.

Look, Dude, this is your partner.

Look, Larry...

Look, you just tell him...

Lost a little money...

Lotta ins, lotta outs. You know, fortunately,

Made me laugh to beat the band.

Man, don't you have, you know,

Man, hey!

Man, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing.

Man, will you just...

Many learned men have disputed this,

Maude?

Maybe not, but she's not around.

Maybe that's why I found the place so darn interesting.

Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball.

Mr Lebowski is committed to sending them to college.

Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes. This picture was taken

Mr Lebowski.

Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town.

Mr Treehorn tells us

Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer.

Much obliged.

My advice to you is to do what your parents did!

My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

My briefcase.

My career's slowed down a little lately.

My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant...

My father agreed to let you have the rug,

My father and I don't get along.

My fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit!

My name is Da Fino. I'm a private snoop, like you, man.

My name is Walter Sobchak.

My rug was also stolen.

My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?

New 'vette? Hardly, Dude.

New technology permits us to do exciting things

Nihilists.

No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it.

No literal connection.

No, he runs stuff, uh...

No, I do mind. The Dude minds.

No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

No, man, nothing is fucked here.

No, Mr Lebowski, it had not occurred to me.

No, nihilists. Nothing to be afraid of.

No, no joke.

No, no, no.

No, no, the wealth was all mother's.

No, no, the wealth was all mother's.

No, not exactly...

No, uh, it was the Chief of Police of Malibu.

No, Walter, come on. We're ending this cheap, man.

No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack.

No, without a hostage, there is no ransom.

No! That's not his... hey!

No. He's a sex offender with a record.

No. I just... want to handle it by myself from now on.

Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong man.

Nor that she's been "banging" Jackie Treehorn,

Not in 'Nam, of course.

Not the compromised second draft.

Not too good, man.

Nothing about it indicates...

Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

Nothing is fucked, Dude. You're being very unDude.

Now that we're competing with amateurs,

Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self apply

Now, what happened to your face?

Obstacles overcome.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Occupying various administration buildings,

Of course they're gonna say they didn't get it,

Of course you do.

Of course, there's that to discuss. Refill?

Of course. Mr Lebowski on the left...

Of Southern California,

Of the Port Huron statement.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, I know that guy.

Oh, if you've already got the cheque made out, that's cool00Oh

Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place.

Oh, look at me.

Oh, man, my thinking about this case

Oh, no, ma'am, we are not exactly the police.

Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

Oh, nothing much.

Oh, please feel free to inspect them.

Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry.

Oh, so that doctor...

Oh, that's fine. That doesn't even, uh...

Oh, that's the Los Angeles

Oh, well, yeah, you know,

Oh, well... all right.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're Bunny.

Oh?

Oh. Oh, all right, OK.

Oh. Uh, yeah...

Oh... Jesus.

Ohh, man.

OK, Dude, have it your way.

OK, Dude, have it your way.

OK, Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up.

OK, sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski,

OK, so we take ze money you have on you

OK, then.

OK, yeah, OK, but let me...

OK? It's time for plan B.

OK. Done, Jackie.

OK. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

OK. We play Quintana and O'Brien next week.

On a moonless prairie night.

On Radford, near the In 'n' Out Burger.

On you maybe.

One person only. They were clear on that, or I'd go with you.

One, uh... Oh!

Only if it's a matter of life or death.

Or Duder, or, you know, uh, el Duderino,

Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.

Or Ron Coobie.

Or who has any interest in raising the child himself.

Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is one of these.

Out of my fucking cab! Out! Get...

Out of this house now, you bums!

Out west there was this fella,

Over the line!

Pacifism is not something to hide behind.

Parts, anyway.

Perhaps you're right.

Pick it up, man, this is an emergency.

Pick me up or I'm off the bowling team.

Pick up the fucking phone. Come on.

Pin your diapers on. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you.

Playing one side against the other.

Please, Dude, follow their instructions.

Plus, he has the wealth and the resources...

Probably a vagrant slept in the car

Production value,

Rauss! Achtung, baby!

Real fucking brat.

Really, Dude, you surprise me.

Regardless of who he chooses to blame.

Relax, man. I'm a brother Seamus.

Report back to us as soon as it's done.

Right, but let me explain something about the rug.

Rug pee ers didn't do this. Look at it.

Rust colouration.

Saturday is Shabbos, the ******* day of rest.

Saturday? They have to reschedule.

Satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women

Say, Dude...

See what happens, Lebowski? You see what happens?

Sent by men who can't achieve on a level field of play.

Separate incidents?

Sex. The physical act of love.

She didn't run off. She's been...

She figures he isn't giving her enough.

She has lingonberry pancakes.

She is the light of my life.

She just left. Never bothered to tell us.

She kidnapped herself.

She most certainly was not.

She never even kidnapped herself.

She owes money all over town,

She ran off to get away from that sizeable debt to me.

She zought we'd be getting $1 million.

She'll be back in a minute. Sit down.

She'll get tired of her game and go back.

She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean...

She's not my special lady.