Rick and Morty Mr President Soundboard Edit

Alright alright

Are you a musician pt1

Are you a musician pt2

Are you still here pt1

Are you still here pt2

Billy Corgan

China doesn't piss on the white house

Come on bitch

Dear god

Dismissed

Do people die when I name them

Dumb

Everybody stand down

Get me

Give me the phone

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha I love this man

Hi guys

How is that possible

I love this man

I see your asses playing minecraft

I'm flattered

I'm president of america

I'm sure you did

I'm the goddamn president of the united states

I'm the leader pt1

I'm the leader pt2

If you tell anybody what happenend here

It's about time gentlemen

Mr sanchez

No

Not needed here

Okay

President of america

Simon

Some kind of alien googa pt1

Some kind of alien googa pt2

Sorry

Sounds good to me

Thank you mr sanchez

That's it

The dream pt1

The dream pt2

The dream pt3

The man turns people into snakes

Things are getting out of hand

Today we celebrate our independence

Us president calling

Wait why

What

What does that mean

What the hell happened

Where do I go

Why didn't he turn into a snake

Woar

Yes

You can leave and nobody will care

You commited murder pt1

You commited murder pt2

You lying dicks

You suck

You're a terrorist