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Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in don't answer that romania

How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir

I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl

I'm calling it the black mamba

I'm your space stepmom

If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven

Just look at him no he doesn't look quite the hero type to me

Minion fire it's still warming up sir come again warming up sir

No criminal record actually no records at all apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything

Oh minion did you think this day would ever come no way not at all sir never never in a million I mean yes I did

Oh that sir is called a window window all the kids are looking through them

Oh wait a minute are you wearing jean paul gaultier's pour homme

You know i'm feeling much better now I guess I just needed a swim

You know what you know what code i'll just pack my thing and go!

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