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Spy (2015) Spy (2015) is an action-comedy film directed by Paul Feig. The movie follows Susan Cooper, played by Melissa

Spy (2015)

Spy (2015) is an action-comedy film directed by Paul Feig. The movie follows Susan Cooper, played by Melissa McCarthy, a desk-bound CIA analyst who volunteers for an undercover mission to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer. The star-studded cast also includes Jason Statham, Rose Byrne, Miranda Hart, and Jude Law, delivering hilarious performances throughout. With its thrilling plot, witty dialogue, and over-the-top action sequences, Spy is a must-watch for anyone who loves a good laugh. You can immerse yourself in the sounds of this entertaining film by playing and downloading them here.
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A "no." Take that as a "no."
A dead end!
A different occup...
A doctor once said to me I have the muscle capacity of an infant.
A lead lined compartment.
A little space is something I need
A man I've been collecting intelligence on for years.
A single woman travelling through Europe would have.
A small scale tactical nuclear weapon
A small, poisonous dart flies out...
A woman like that has super ears.
About the company you keep.
Absolutely. He's the best!
After Boyanov's death,
Agent Susan Cooper reporting for duty, ma'am.
Agent, agent, agent, I'm an agent.
Ah, just keep laughing. Looks fade.
Ah, stop screaming. You loved it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! God!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah... Come on.
Ain't nobody orders me around!
Alan and I go way back. I come here all the time.
All freckled and tan.
All over that control panel.
All right, all right.
All right, Fine. Stop at the door.
All right, have you had any field training since then?
All right, little detour.
All right, look me in the eye.
All right, Miss Havisham.
All right, motherfucker, don't push.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Good night. Night.
All the top agents used to do that before I got here.
All those things you said about me to De Luca...
Almost a mineral kind of dirt finish...
Also, get my car.
Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work.
Although, this is the ugliest
Am I getting that?
Amber is my hired bodyguard.
Amber Valentine.
An odd choice of companion for someone in your work, Rayna.
And "twat" means something completely different in England.
And all that's left of my fucking security team
And as family, even knowing that the universe
And avenge my dear friend Bradley Fine's death.
And broke both legs upon landing.
And by the way, I can see your gun
And by the way...
And dial it way back with the "T" word, Ford.
And dogwood, I assume? Hmm?
And doing a really poor job of it.
And don't do that!
And don't forget my diamonds.
And Dudaev would've never been able
And everybody said, "You're never gonna make enough money."
And fire, now.
And for whatever fucking reason,
And fuck you for saying
And fucking Lacey explain it to you?
And get the weapon back if we do this right.
And getting footage...
And glue it to your forehead...
And go 18 months in intensive care
And go six months without eyesight...
And have access to voice and data coming into his office...
And he's a traitor.
And he's got a swarm behind him.
And here's to you.
And hit by another plane, midair.
And I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name.
And I did nothing with that information.
And I grew up on Valentine Street.
And I know there's a fucking Face Off machine.
And I might just tear you apart
And I still had to pretend
And I sure as shit know enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo...
And I'm getting such good intel.
And I'm gonna take down De Luca
And I'm guessing that your boys here
And I'm just trying to impress you...
And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive.
And I'm only bringing this up because you asked me to...
And I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club.
And I've read all of The Hunger Games...
And if he initiates contact with me...
And if the rest of your clothes look like that dress...
And if you got a problem with that...
And it can't stop looking at me.
And it's all yours...
And it's gross and unappealing.
And just cry and cry.
And Karen Walker?
And leap my way up to the cockpit...
And let you send in a fucking secretary...
And made them build a house around it.
And make me beg for biscuits...
And making sure nobody put anything in my drinks.
And may I say...
And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress.
And not, like, sort of cute, little tears.
And now Fine is dead. I'm going the fuck in.
And our three kids run in, you know...
And play your heart like a fucking accordion.
And Rayna and Dudaev...
And reattached with this fucking arm.
And rich people would bet...
And rip out your back like a fucking werewolf.
And say that I just saved a lot of people.
And she lost all her money.
And shit them back out again...
And sky blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean...
And take off those gloves.
And take off those gloves.
And take out De Luca.
And that nuke back in our hands.
And that will hopefully take us to Rayna...
And the government of the United States.
And then after I'm done destroying you,
And then I erased the erasers.
And then I meet you, and I can't afford...
And then rip back and sizzle.
And there was, "Give up on your dream, Susan."
And they gave me a Tylenol PM.
And they let me use it.
And they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife.
And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw...
And use it next week.
And use my braid as a dog leash...
And we don't know where she or the bomb is.
And we must discuss this hideous dress.
And we'd say, "Get out of here!"
And we'll get started first thing in the morning.
And we've always gotten our guy.
And we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists.
And we've long suspected De Luca
And what, Fine?
And who the fuck are you?
And who wears reading glasses in their passport photo?
And you can take my private jet when we're done...
And you didn't.
And you just drop the fucking mic and walk out.
And you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation!
And you!
And you're wrong.
And you've traded in the free car you've won...
And your father hired me to protect you.
And your head better not have broken my fucking phone.
ANTON: Ouch!
Anton!
Any bullshit, and I'll blow your CIA brains
Any security system.
Any sign of her in the house?
Anybody in here?
Anyhoo, I'll see you guys when I get back,
Anyway, obviously we're talking about a mole.
Anyway, tell me...
Anywhere you want to get home.
Apologies. I may be sweating...
Apparently, there's nothing wrong with it.
Are they gonna be okay?
Are you considering this?
Are you erect? Get off me!
Are you listening to me?
Are you okay? No!
Are you sure it wasn't you?
Are you thinking "Groupon"?
Are your hemorrhoids particularly large,
As Barack Obama.
As good as you in the basement.
Asshole.
At the villa next door?
At what? Getting things out of a high cupboard?
Aw! (CHUCKLES)
Aw. Come on!
Aw...
Baccarat.
Back up!
Bad seed rising Ain't no use in crying
Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying
Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying.
Be more like her.
Be prepared for anything. She's erratic.
Because about half the people he deals with end up dead.
Because about half the people he deals with end up dead.
Because De Luca is here and I need to get close to him.
Because he trusted me.
Because I don't remember your fucking name?
Because I fear if I stare
Because I heard you sniffle a while ago
Because I think somebody just put a roofie in your cocktail.
Because I'm a real spy.
Because if she was, you'd be dead now.
Because she's in love with him.
Because she's in love with him.
Because shit's about to get real sad.
Because they can't stand to be around you?
Because this is a peculiar theme.
Because what the fuck?
Because you know what's going to happen.
Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band.
Because you'd never find that bomb.
Because you're not supposed to be here.
Big A, Big A!
Bit indisposed.
Bitch!
Blend in, or get the fuck out!
Blend in, or get the fuck out.
Bless my heart, bless my soul Like my mama told me so.
Blow that thing all you want, lady.
Bodyguard? You? Please.
Bosom.
Bosom. What?
BOTH: Hi!
Boyanov's boat is at the end.
Bradley Fine was more than just a coworker and a friend.
Bradley Fine.
Budapest?
Burger King was booked up.
But he also works for the CIA, doesn't he?
But he especially didn't like it
But he's just left, heading...
But I did, and I'm here.
But I would also like to say, it was over 10 years ago.
But I'm not, so get the fuck out of my way!
But if I find out you're lying to me about any of this...
But if you try anything, I mean anything...
But if you try anything, I mean anything...
But instead of dogs fighting,
But it can't be any of you.
But it was not quite like this.
But it's a track and report mission only.
But it's no trouble, really.
But not so deep that I can't still protect you.
But please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."
But reckless actions of yours, Susan!
But she could get that at any pharmacy.
But she was different.
But sorry, Rayna, show's over.
But the odds of them knowing my face are very low.
But they're killing themselves
But this tasted like...
But what if she did hear?
But you are in this now...
But you are putting a very negative spin on this situation.
But you did excellent work. Prego.
But you know what? I'm gonna toot...
But you worked with Fine.
But you'll always be a hoot to me.
By way of apology...
Bye. Bye!
Bye. Bye!
Cagney's coming down your fucking throat.
Can I do a little do over?
Can I have an Old Fashioned, please?
Can I just have a sip of your wine? Mmm hmm.
Can land this fucking plane by yourselves.
Can they see me right now?
Can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear?
Can you switch it out for a new one?
Can't just be because I remind you
Capri.
Capri. Capri.
Carol Jenkins.
Carol Jenkins.
Carol Jenkins.
Cheese because I had quite a hearty lasagna.
Chew one of these.
Chew one of these.
Childhood illnesses, so stay away from me.
Classic. I got that a lot in high school.
Clear my head.
Clench your ass! Clench your fucking ass!
Clever girl.
Close one!
Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Close.
Come on, not the hourglass.
Come on, what is wrong with this person?
Come on, you guys!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. We're going to Budapest.
Coming out of your hip!
Conducting business.
Congratulations, Penny Morgan.
Coop.
Coop. You're eating a hand towel.
Cooper, Cooper, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you...
Cooper, put down the goddamn camera.
Cooper, you're gonna fuck this up!
Cooper, you're right.
Cooping.
Could this hotel be more murder y?
Could you point the man out?
Crabby.
Create a diversion, now.
Croupe. Keep going.
Croupon.
Curl up with a good book.
Damn it, I was having such an empowering moment
Damn it!
Damn it.
De Luca is not going to take you anything.
De Luca must have known we were coming.
DE LUCA: Unbelievable!
DE LUCA: You get everything on camera.
De Luca's got the bomb on the helicopter. Get up!
Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?
Did Karen Walker try to kill you?
Did someone just suggest that you grab one of those knives?
Did they give you an identity?
Did you come up with your spy name yet?
Did you come up with your spy name yet? No.
Did you drug me?
Did you ever think that maybe
Did you find De Luca?
Did you forget? I am undercover,
Did you get your gun, Carol?
Did you have a nice nap?
Did you just grab my butt?
Did you know that you can't ever change having big pores?
Did you mean that?
Did you say where?
Did you take your medicine?
Did you wipe your eye after you cleaned out the cat box?
Didn't even want you to know I was watching you.
Die!
Dive for stool softener before.
Do I have something for you?
Do I mean that? You got me. You kidder.
Do we have an update on De Luca?
Do we have anything on that woman he met?
Do we have anything yet?
Do you have any idea what you're fucking doing?
Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.
Do you have something for me?
Do you know what? I'm glad you said that to Fine.
Do you mean that?
Do you think Ford's leading him into a trap?
Do you think he knows that's a lake?
Do you think I still work for you?
Dock. Excellent idea.
Does Crocker even know you're here?
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks? Enough.
Does this mean you're gonna kill me too, Sergio?
Doesn't buy what it used to, does it?
Doesn't exactly inspire confidence in those around you.
Doesn't matter if we've been exposed.
Doing my thing Don't need nobody.
Don't be. God, I admire you.
Don't do that thing with your thumb again.
Don't say fucking Colin.
Don't shake your finger at me.
Don't talk to me. You're not my friend.
Don't touch my fucking hair!
Don't wear out the battery on that.
Don't worry, I have you! Ah!
Don't worry.
Don't you find that? I find that.
Don't you fucking dare.
Don't you fucking dare.
Downdraft!
Drones taking all the cool assignments?
Drop the knife, or I'll shoot.
Drop your weapon!
Drop your weapon.
Dumbass.
During the threat of an assassination attempt...
Each of these are filled with chloroform.
Eccentric, like you are.
Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items
ELAINE: We've intercepted chatter...
ELAINE: Well, Rayna's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris.
Enough with the bullshit.
Everything is cut right.
Exactly where De Luca is in Rome, right now.
Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.
Excuse me, he's mine.
Excuse me? You're a loud kisser.
Excuse me. Ford!
Explain it to me, De Luca!
Facial recognition isn't showing anything.
Feel better.
Fine always got to be a businessman.
Fine is alive...
Fine made some great points.
Fine was your mentor, right?
Fine, I'm sorry if I...
Fine, what's happening?
Fine, you good?
FINE: Coop.
FINE: Hey.
FINE: Okay, Coop. Just pulling up.
FINE: Too late.
Fine!
Fine?
Finished?
Five minutes before he even thinks about it.
For Fine.
For next week's UN General Assembly.
For non physical security resources.
For radiation poisoning...
For your safety, and the safety of those around this table...
Ford, what the hell are you doing?
FORD: Arrivederci.
FORD: Cooper, is this a fucking lake?
Ford!
Ford's backpack. It's a setup.
Ford's is bigger.
Forget it, Cooper.
Fredrick!
Freeze!
From Dover, to the family services...
Fuck it. Look, you did a good job.
Fuck you too.
Fuck you, Rayna.
Fuck you!
Fuck you. Everything you've said is a lie.
Fuck!
Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is.
Fucking necklace I've ever seen!
Fucking ridiculous clown show!
Get 100 sticks of dynamite...
Get away from me.
Get away from me. No, listen.
Get away!
Get back to work!
Get down!
Get in!
Get me more security
Get moving.
Get off! I'm coming in!
Get out of here!
Get out the back door now. Move.
Get Rayna out of here!
Get the Goyard tote from the hotel.
Get up. Get up!
Get your hands off my boobs!
Give me the mic!
Give me your coat.
Give me your coat.
Glad the pinkeye is under control.
Go home. You're going to infect everybody.
Go right up the stairs.
Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.
Go team.
Go to the dock!
Go, Susan!
Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
God damn it, I told you to dress up.
God damn it, I told you to dress up.
God damn it, if I was trying to sound romantic...
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it! Please!
God damn it.
God, I admire you.
God, I can't wait to kill you.
God, I hate you so much!
God, that is so rude!
God, use those fucking bird arms and push it!
God, you're an asshole.
God, you're funny, huh?
God!
God!
God!
God!
God! Move!
God.
God. Poor Jaime.
Goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris.
Going straight? No.
Good for you.
Good God. Go easy on yourself.
Good gravy. Was Pepe Le Pew not available?
Good job, guys. Sorry about the lake.
Good luck!
Good story.
Good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app, huh?
Good, it was supposed to.
Goodbye.
Googling shit.
Got it.
Grab my things, Coop.
Great work, Coop.
Great, that's a real confidence builder.
Great. Shit! Thanks.
Guard your fruit!
Guys, can you please keep it down?
Guys, this is more than just a kill mission.
Guys...
Ha ha.
Hang tight.
Hang up.
Has a plan for each human life...
Has been gunned down, and just you survive?
Has some heft.
Have I done something to you to upset you?
He did.
He is so afraid of me!
He just kind of zipped out that door.
He keeps running over
He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies.
He loved you.
He never, never!
He totally pretends not to know. It's a game.
He wants me!
He was just afraid you were gonna get yourself killed.
He was part of our family.
He'd starve them...
He's dead though, isn't he? Aw. That's a waste.
He's gone all sorts of rogue.
He's got a friend.
He's got a friend.
He's handsy.
He's just fucking me.
He's meeting with some woman.
He's out for blood.
He's the sweetest.
He's wearing a purple bowtie.
Headed?
Heat sensors aren't picking anything up.
Hello, bound lady.
Hello, captured lady.
Hello, Coop.
Hello, doppelganger.
Hello, everybody!
Hello, you look nice.
Help me out!
Her father would never have left himself this exposed.
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here is my phone number.
Here it is.
Here it means a vagina.
Here we are.
Here we go. No problem.
Here's what we do...
Here's your new identity.
Hey, Alan. Alan!
Hey, Aldo.
Hey, baby?
Hey, Coop.
Hey, how'd you get that picture of me?
Hey, I've been thinking.
Hey, Mr. Beanbag! (WHISTLES)
Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally crop dust these guys.
Hey, pick up my dry cleaning for me, would you?
Hey, what's it like sleeping with the man
Hey!
Hey! Heroic lady!
Hey.
Hi, do you speak English?
Hi.
Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan.
Hi. Hey, Super Cooper.
Hi. What are you doing, Ford?
Hidden in their watch.
His GPS should tell you
His name was Bradley Fine. He worked for the CIA.
Holding it together.
Holy shit.
Hotel Modiere, please.
How are you doing this in heels?
How are you doing this in heels?
How De Luca is gonna take me seriously if I look like this.
How did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry?
How do I even know you're telling me the truth?
How is that helpful?
How is that the same thing?
How long was I out?
How much am I supposed to like Beaches?
How the fuck did this twat find out our fucking names?
How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that, Cooper?
How you say? Murder entire families.
Hristo was supposed to be looking after me at the bar...
Huge diversion.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up!
I ain't misbehaving I don't need your saving.
I almost put it up on YouTube.
I am considering it.
I am just aroused from looking at you.
I am not an idiot, Ford. You are an idiot.
I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!
I am not in the mood for your bullshit!
I am so badass!
I am technically, uh, classified as an agent.
I am too tired to fend off your groping.
I am, because you play it too safe.
I appeared, convincingly, in front of Congress...
I believe it's "Cahpri." That's how the locals say it, anyway.
I can give you a very comfortable life, Col...
I can only imagine what this is.
I can pull up her file.
I can see his obvious outer appeal.
I can see why my father liked you now.
I can send someone to burn them for you.
I can tell you what Dudaev's gonna do
I can wait,
I can't believe I said it! I hate myself for saying it!
I can't do this, Nancy. Fine was the real spy, not me!
I can't even dress like a spy.
I can't get a good grip.
I can't seem to stop looking at it...
I cannot handle this, Susan!
I changed my hair.
I changed my mind.
I collect porcelain dolls...
I could kiss you.
I could never do what you do.
I could really enjoy just watching her die right now.
I couldn't do what I do without you.
I couldn't even be president?
I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people.
I did get this at quite a lovely...
I did get upgraded to premium economy once...
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't mean to hit her that hard.
I didn't.
I died for five minutes, and then I came back to life.
I do a lot of reading. I read palms and maps...
I do not condone these sexy
I don't believe this could be the Hotel Modiere.
I don't have a gun.
I don't have any cats!
I don't have cats.
I don't have that problem.
I don't know any of you people. Okay?
I don't know how deep this whole thing goes.
I don't know how you do things like that.
I don't know if I like them together.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see that Rayna woman.
I don't know what it is, but there's something about you.
I don't know who did it.
I don't know why you got to pick your identity.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward.
I don't know. She slipped off me.
I don't like the looks of your face!
I don't need anyone's permission
I don't really want to.
I don't recognize her. You have any idea who she is?
I don't see you on the list. I'm so sorry.
I don't think I'll ever find anyone
I don't think it's a fiber supplement.
I don't think she probably does. She probably does.
I don't think that's what...
I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy.
I don't wanna know why my neck is wet...
I don't wanna see any more of that funny bomb stuff, you know?
I don't want your muscly arms and hands...
I dropped a nuke in the water.
I drove a car off a freeway...
I failed the mission.
I feel like you're a Gypsy, cursing me with it.
I found her.
I found Rayna. She's with De Luca.
I found this staircase
I fucking made it, didn't I?
I got it, handsome.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got my wish. That was it.
I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine.
I got this.
I got you. Okay.
I gotta go warn him!
I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be.
I guess you're right, asshole.
I had a few ideas for that. Your new name...
I had a little jar on my desk at work...
I had to deputize him to let us use it!
I had to fake my death to gain Rayna's trust.
I had to go as a freaking cat lady.
I had to look through your things.
I had to take out my earpiece and my camera.
I hated to do it to you, Coop, but I had to. I had to.
I have a buyer who's willing to pay me
I have heard about this. I've been looking...
I have never been out in the field.
I have never had a more difficult duty...
I have never seen that, exactly.
I haven't been in a real relationship
I haven't got much time.
I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter.
I hope it's that. Is it that one?
I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency
I just had some goulash. The shit was on point!
I just have to cover those eyes.
I just like to really get into character.
I just shot a man!
I just was feeling a little weird about...
I just... Something doesn't feel right.
I knew from the second I saw him, I thought...
I knew that. Of course it's not a door.
I knew you really liked me.
I know everything.
I know what to do.
I know what you're saying.
I know what you're thinking.
I know who all your active agents are.
I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now...
I know, because I ingested them all at once...
I know! I know!
I learn it from the Downton Abbey.
I left my baby in the shop!
I like a little bit of...
I like things that are easy.
I like to play the odds. Yeah. Well, good luck.
I look amazing.
I look anything like that fucking beast.
I look like someone's homophobic aunt.
I made sure to erase any witnesses.
I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do.
I may need your help out there.
I mean athletically speaking.
I mean, it's like giving a Stradivarius to a hillbilly.
I mean, look, okay?
I mean, medically.
I mean, you look similar to a gal I was in college with.
I move like a fucking shadow.
I must have watched this 15 times now...
I need backup! I lost my gun in the club!
I need everything on time...
I need the mic!
I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.
I need you to keep an...
I need you to keep your eyes open.
I need you to rein it in, buddy, okay?
I need you to untie me.
I never had to.
I once saw someone eat...
I once used defibrillators on myself.
I put extra in all your jackets!
I really did, in that report, mean to write "cunning."
I really don't know how to order wine.
I really hope De Luca is still in there, for your sake.
I really thought he made some great points.
I really thought she was more experienced than that.
I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.
I said I wanted to be Amber Valentine... What?
I saved up my money to come on this Rome trip.
I saw a KFC down the way, but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.
I see a reject from The Sound of Music.
I shall now be the most held together person you have ever met.
I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping.
I should have killed you when I had the chance.
I should've brought more bullets.
I spotted in Paris, the bomber?
I still hear my mom's voice...
I still wear a halo my Lord.
I still wear a halo, my Lord.
I suggest you stay far away from me.
I tend to like a white...
I think I got... Okay.
I think I need to spend some time on my own first, though.
I think literally everything.
I think my mom made it.
I think one of them touched my bottom.
I think they're pretty good covers...
I think us ladies have to watch out for each other.
I think we all dabble.
I think we should land.
I think we're getting into a little dicier of an area.
I think you will.
I think you will.
I think you're brilliant as you are.
I think you're safer there.
I thought as much.
I thought everything was gonna be different.
I thought I asked you to watch her.
I thought I was gonna be this amazing spy.
I thought it was your spy name! No!
I thought they were chocolate sprinkles,
I thought we were gonna hang on to her till tonight.
I thought you quit.
I told you this morning,
I told you to send me in there instead of Fine,
I told you, I can't trust anybody.
I told you, you were better off in the basement, Coop.
I took this from your minibar.
I turn up, they never know it's me.
I wanna taste the way that you bleed
I want her dead for what she did to Fine.
I warned you, you Swedish gummy fish motherfucker!
I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep.
I was given specific instructions by Elaine
I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail.
I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!
I was just looking for my bird. Just looking...
I was just spitballing and I thought...
I was just testing the camera.
I was just wondering if this was my family, or if I had taken hostages.
I was very sweaty.
I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event.
I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van.
I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane...
I will destroy you.
I will fall in love.
I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
I will rip your fucking heart out of your chest.
I will take that as...
I wish I could just stick around here...
I worked for the CIA, but they think I'm dead.
I would imagine a lot, if you have the watch.
I would love to take you for dinner.
I would've been out a long time ago
I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!"
I wouldn't worry about them.
I, uh...
I'd like to keep you out in the field for now.
I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.
I'll catch you later. You go have a great time.
I'll do it.
I'll guide you to him.
I'll just go with it. Susan!
I'll just, you know, I'll just...
I'll make your dream come true
I'll run it through the system. It will take a few minutes.
I'll show you ways to die you never even dreamed of.
I'll take a picture of what's left...
I'll take you up on your offer.
I'll track De Luca inside, then I'll report.
I'm 40, I live by myself...
I'm a private bodyguard,
I'm afraid so.
I'm Aldo.
I'm already packed.
I'm as unknown as you are,
I'm compromising you? Fucking hilarious.
I'm deep undercover.
I'm doing this for Fine. (COCKS GUNS)
I'm feeling a red.
I'm fine now. Thank you so much.
I'm following him in.
I'm following him.
I'm from a small town in Iowa.
I'm glad you know what pretty is.
I'm going in, Nancy.
I'm gonna crawl up you...
I'm gonna get chattier, aren't I?
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go to De Luca's and back up Fine.
I'm gonna have to ask you to wait outside.
I'm gonna head to the airport.
I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops.
I'm gonna reach through your fucking body...
I'm gonna report you to HR.
I'm gonna swing like I'm on a t****ze,
I'm gonna take that fucking coat.
I'm gonna take this down the coast.
I'm gonna talk you through this, all right?
I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching.
I'm guessing you?
I'm happy to help.
I'm here for you, okay? Everything is gonna be fine.
I'm here to help you, Cooper.
I'm here. I've got you.
I'm honored.
I'm immune to 179 different types of poison.
I'm joking, Susan. Don't report me.
I'm just gonna track him and report his location.
I'm just in Rome on business.
I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.
I'm just not sure...
I'm just talking to the girl!
I'm meeting a potential bidder,
I'm not a big cake...
I'm not gonna cry. You're crying now!
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think I can be objective anymore.
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
I'm not sacrifi... I'm coming back.
I'm not sure what their intentions were, but...
I'm not texting, if you must know.
I'm not that little darling I don't beg your pardon
I'm not!
I'm now the only one who knows...
I'm Penny, like the penny.
I'm playing Candy Crush and I just made level 95.
I'm pretty sure they were pulling your leg.
I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it.
I'm rooting for that guy. I want him to win.
I'm serious.
I'm so glad one of us finally said it. (LAUGHS)
I'm so stupid.
I'm sorry, it's just that I'm really nervous.
I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's been a change of plans.
I'm sorry, what the fuck is your name?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. And I'm sorry about this, too.
I'm sure they got suspicious because they've
I'm trouble with a capital "T" Yeah, yeah
I'm trying, but I'm not quite following your logic.
I'm up for the challenge. (COCKS GUN)
I'm very non physically resourceful.
I'm with Rayna now, and I'm here to help you both.
I'm your bad seed rising ain't no use denying.
I've already contacted the agency.
I've already packed your bags. Hurry up and get dressed.
I've been in this dress for 12 fucking hours.
I've been throwing my gym clothes
I've got a dead man's head up my ass.
I've got a feeling about this guy.
I've got a feeling you're about to fuck things up.
I've got her.
I've jumped from a high rise building...
I've never felt the touch of a man.
I've never seen somebody
I've never seen somebody
I've now got to jump Michael Buble in Croatia. He wants me.
I've seen a lot of things in my day. I just haven't...
I've sent an ally to drive you.
I've shat my pants!
Idiot doesn't even know he's being followed.
If I can jump in,
If I may, ma'am,
If it hadn't been for Fine.
If it hadn't been for me last night...
If only we had time for such pleasures.
If so, well done. Phenomenal job.
If there's a Popeyes Chicken around here?
If they don't top the current offer,
If we don't get rid of him right now,
If we're having meat. Okay, here, this is looking...
If you duck and lunge, you can get the knife and disarm her.
If you haven't seen Phantom yet...
If you must know.
If you take out De Luca, we don't have a shot at getting Rayna.
If you think I'm gonna sit by
If you want to print up a new label.
If you're sore, I'll tell you what.
Imagine how awkward it would've been
Imagine running into you up here.
In all computer and support skills.
In an underground, poison ingesting crime ring.
In blackface?
In case you did not hear me...
In his ear. Well...
In my country,
In my earpiece.
In the presence of this beautiful body...
Interesting.
Into my mouth while you're at it?
Into the night you will fall.
Into your beautiful green eyes a moment longer...
Intriguing lady, we are here.
Is a hell of a lot different than sitting behind your fucking monitor...
Is gonna make me extra effective.
Is he dangerous?
Is if he wants me to fix his bed.
Is it wrong it felt so right?
Is that a **** whistle?
Is that even legal?
Is that me? I can't really... (GUN CLICKING)
Is that why you're doing this?
Is there a problem?
Is there a problem? No.
Is you two defending me...
Isn't this wonderful?
It could be a mole, they could have hacked our system.
It doesn't even have a label. Does not have a label.
It is done.
It is quite a lovely office.
It is very difficult to see or gauge my position.
It makes me sad to think of you here
It probably happens all the time.
It really is just an allergic reaction...
It seems they may have found him.
It was all a dream.
It was already in the floor.
It was as if to say...
It was easy.
It was humans ingesting poison...
It was joke.
It was my father's.
It was my mother's coat, but she's very masculine.
It'll be right when we get Rayna behind bars
It's 50 Cent's!
It's a crazy cupcake!
It's also a pepper spray.
It's been inside you,
It's called the rivalry of men.
It's Fredrick! (GUNSHOT)
It's gonna be in your best interest
It's hard to accept the sudden loss
It's impossible to tell what she's thinking.
It's in pretty bad shape.
It's just a little warm in here.
It's just cleaner that way. You understand.
It's just hysterical.
It's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
It's just me.
It's like the future.
It's mostly just kind of stuff with hands and...
It's never happened before. Okay.
It's nice.
It's probably his daughter, Rayna.
It's quite buttery.
It's so cool.
It's so fucking hot!
It's so you. Is it?
It's Susan. She's sending a code.
It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
It's the man from the fire.
It's the nuke.
It's tough to say goodbye.
It's...
Jaime.
Jeez! Too much.
Jesus, Colin, what the fuck are you doing?
Jesus, Cooper, do you have pinkeye?
Jesus, Cooper, go put on some sunglasses or something.
Jesus!
Jesus. Look, one of us has to go in.
Jesus. Rayna, did you invite the entire agency here...
Just as good as her at the Academy.
Just cleansing my palette. (CHUCKLES)
Just look at her.
Just missing a shirt that says
Just say something to me, please.
Just so I can wear your jacket,
Just to make it extra sad.
Just untie me before I crush your nuts.
Just untie me.
Just where that dangerously compact
Kapowski.
Karen Walker is dead.
Karen, Tommy and Billy...
Keep your eyes open.
Kill her!
Kind of a barky finish.
Kind of a red. I like a lot of noise.
Kind of breaking each other down.
Kiss me!
Konnichiwa.
Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass.
Ladies.
Lemonade out of lemons. Stay focused. We can do this.
Let me guess. Whoever is in your ear
Let me just get my room key out...
Let me just rub that for luck.
Let's do this!
Let's enjoy tonight Like tonight's our last.
Let's get a drink. Ow. Ow.
Let's go in.
Let's go shoot somebody else!
Let's go.
Let's go. Okay.
Let's just say there's some people
Let's roll to our side.
Let's see.
Let's set up camp in the pastry shop behind you.
Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!
Like a delicious bottle of wine.
Like a penny!
Like a rat's arse.
Like a sort of upside down kidney bean.
Like Chechnya, only easier to pronounce.
Like I know how to fly a fucking airplane!
Like I'd waste a bullet on you.
Like perhaps your friend here.
Like the shoe store found in American malls.
Like, really sort of silent, kind of big.
Listen to me. You're not gonna get anywhere near her...
Living in the club I don't need nobody.
Living off her disability checks.
Location is officially noted.
Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect, doesn't she?
Look at that confidence.
Look at that!
Look at you and your tailored...
Look at you two cuties sitting here being all cute.
Look here, Betty...
Look on the desk. There's some photos there.
Look out! I gotta get through!
Look, he wanted you to take over the business.
Look, I'm sorry if my disguise was a bit much.
Look, my real name is Albert...
Look...
Looks like they put you up in The Shitz Carlton.
Looks like you ate a box of crayons.
Ma'am, I really think I can do this.
Ma'am, these seats are reserved.
Magnifico!
Majored in international law at Oxford.
Makes me kind of wonder...
MAN: (SOFTLY) From Mr. De Luca.
MAN: Everybody, please remain calm and stay where you are.
MAN: Oh, my God! The rats can fly!
Martha Stewart had a breakdown, kind of feel.
Matthew Wright, Timothy Cress...
Maybe I should just be married to one of the dolls...
Maybe she's a witch. Do you think she put a spell on me?
Maybe spend some time in Italy. Drive it to Greece.
Maybe you and I could go for a nice, long dinner?
Memorize it, then burn it.
MI6.
Might just be a looky loo.
Mine would be "Amber Valentine."
Miss Crocker, I would really like to do this.
Miss Walker, are these two bothering you?
Mmm.
Mmm. Scrumptious.
Months.
Move!
Mr. De Luca, it's true.
Mr. Dudaev.
My arms are like two noodles.
My buyer will have it in the middle of New York City...
My father used to bring people here.
My father was extremely good at his job.
My friend here said she saw you
My God, can you just please concentrate
My God, does that ever work?
My God. That's the same face.
My hobbies are decoupage and needlepoint.
My hotel.
My legs won't seem to move.
My life is a disaster.
My mama said to me...
My penis may be gently kissing the back of your head.
My real name is...
My right hand is restrained from the weight of my body.
My way of repaying you for saving my life.
Nance? Oh, my God, Susan!
Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent?
Nancy, can you pull up.
Nancy, I know, but I'm in deep
Nancy, I need you to get in here now.
Nancy, I need you to not talk until I ask you to.
Nancy, I'm sending you a photo.
Nancy, okay, you know the woman
Nancy, our guy just switched out.
Nancy, where are you?
NANCY: "I admire you"?
NANCY: But what if she heard?
NANCY: Bye.
NANCY: He's been at the Majestic Hotel,
NANCY: He's funny. Yeah.
NANCY: I know. That dress.
NANCY: No one so far, Susan.
NANCY: Nothing's coming up.
NANCY: Oh. Wow.
NANCY: Stop complaining, Suzie.
NANCY: That looks high tech.
NANCY: What is it? Is it poison?
Nancy?
Nancy? (GASPS)
Neutralizing your target.
Never as funny as you, Super Cooper.
Never lie, keep it gold Always take care of my own.
Nice copter! Where'd you get it?
Nice drone work, Coop!
Nice ice, Solsa.
Nice moves, Fine.
Nice try, Colin... but Stan and I already sold it to...
Nice try, Coop.
Nice work, Cooper.
No surprise there.
No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more.
No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more.
No wonder your father never had the son he wanted.
No, because it doesn't exist.
No, come on.
No, I did the spy name formula.
No, I didn't. Yeah.
No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.
No, it's hard to make out.
No, it's just my hair.
No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am.
No, it's not.
No, ma'am.
No, my name's not "Groupon."
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no.
No, stop.
No, thank you. They're fine. Okay.
No, this...
No, we didn't. Not me.
No, you didn't.
No, you don't.
No, you heard Mr. Fine. He's working a plan.
No, you know what? That's on me.
No, you're going to!
No, you're gonna ruin this mission!
No, you're not gonna get that.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! I need...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Jaime, I would never.
No. Not until you blew your cover back at that kitchen.
No...
Nobody says or does that, but great. I won't do that.
Nobody sees me when I don't want them to.
Nope, not a door?
Nope. Oh... Maybe next time.
Normally, I would send you back to The Farm, but there's no time...
Not "Anton."
Not gonna wear it?
Not now, Aldo.
Not on him!
Not only did I become a citizen
Not that I bought it.
Not that one?
Not that.
Not the car.
Not this whistle.
Nothing kills me.
Nothing. You just said nothing about talking.
Now grab some tissues,
Now put the plane on autopilot and get up.
Now you're a nuclear black marketer?
Now, let me get this straight.
Now, right here is okay. No more exploring, please.
Now, where did you say we were headed?
Now!
Of course I did.
Of course I knew.
Of course they are.
Of humor or irony.
Of some sad Bulgarian clown.
Of such a good and decent person.
Of the Chechen Martyrs' Brigade.
Of working as an intermediary with terrorist groups.
Of your body, and I'm gonna text it to your mother.
Oh, and I have to fire my gardener.
Oh, come...
Oh, damn it.
Oh, dear, did I forget to knock?
Oh, dear.
Oh, fuck me!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, Aldo, don't...
Oh, God, don't say stuff like that.
Oh, God, duck!
Oh, God, not on him.
Oh, God, Susan.
Oh, God, why did I have that stew?
Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!
Oh, God! Just go! Just go!
Oh, God! Yes.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.
Oh, God. Really?
Oh, God. Really?
Oh, good, that's what I was hoping for.
Oh, good. It's the chicory.
Oh, gosh, please be careful.
Oh, hey.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, Jesus. Don't move.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, Fine!
Oh, my God, Fine.
Oh, my God, Fine.
Oh, my God, I'll ask someone else!
Oh, my God, Nancy, you are driving me nuts!
Oh, my God, Susan!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Rayna.
Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. (YELPS)
Oh, my God. Cripes. I think I'm having a heart attack.
Oh, my God. I didn't realize I wrote that.
Oh, my God. Karen.
Oh, my God. Thank you for that.
Oh, my God. Those do not belong on those!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! What's happening?
Oh, no.
Oh, please.
Oh, she's the worst.
Oh, shit. She's here.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sure. No problem.
Oh, Susan, what did you do?
Oh, sweet Jesus!
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank you. That's...
Oh, that was a close one, Fine.
Oh, that's an oily scalp.
Oh, that's stuck.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. He is hot.
Oh, wow. We're going with that now, are we, Amber Valentine?
Oh, yeah? ...Some of the stuff, and I think the intel...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, zinger! (LAUGHS)
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Get out of there!
Oh! Hey!
Oh! Um...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Exciting!
Oh. I am, sorry.
Oh. Thank you.
Oh. Where are you going?
Oh. Who's that?
Oh. Wow.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... Somebody's jealous.
Okay, bigger diversion.
Okay, bodyguard.
Okay, don't panic.
Okay, I'm sensing, uh...
Okay, I've got it.
Okay, if you say so.
Okay, Nancy, I realize that you are scared,
Okay, okay. Let's not make a scene.
Okay, she does not have super ears...
Okay, so my office is in here...
Okay, that is...
Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!
Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right.
Okay, this will be different. Exactly the same face.
Okay, wait a minute.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Deep breaths.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay. I will inchworm my way...
Okay. Jeez. Sorry.
Okay. Jesus. Let's just calm down, okay?
Okay. Let's go.
Okay. Let's try this.
Okay. Lovely.
Okay. My nephew loves this. All right.
Okay. Oh!
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Right.
Okay. She was marvelous.
Okay. Thanks. Isn't your nephew three?
Okay. We got this.
Okay. Yeah, I think that would be nice.
Okay. You know what? You got three coming in.
Okay. You need to take it way down.
On getting the new bodyguard?
On radio silence just a little bit longer.
On the first landing.
On top of a train...
On top of that thing for a week.
Once my client sees the payment...
Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol,
One mistake,
One of our sources was told
One of these before.
One of your eyes is bigger than the other.
One time he was a race car driver.
Ooh!
Ooh! Camera angle and stuff make...
Ooh. That's a little unsavory.
Ooh. Whoa.
Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No!
Oops.
Or am I?
Or are they just having a company retreat
Or just tenacious?
Or like penne alla vodka!
Or you'd be laying in a morgue
Other than this asthmatic Big Bird?
Ouch!
Ouch.
Our dear Mr. Dudaev will be arriving shortly.
Out in the field. Yeah.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Motherbutler!
Ow.
Ow...
Pardon. Excuse me.
Paris?
PATRICK: If you ever feel like you have been poisoned...
Patrick. Susan.
Penny, do you feel the need
People often try to roofie you?
Perfect. Just in time for a nightcap.
Playtime's over.
Please stop. That's not cheering me up.
Please tell me you can hear me.
Please, don't fire me.
Please, I just need to remain
Please.
Pleasure's all mine.
Polonium 210 slipped into your drink...
Poor little, pathetic Susan Coleman.
Poor people everywhere and cabbages constantly cooking.
Premium economy.
Probably because she's thinking in Bulgarian.
Probably just beginner's luck, though.
Probably just beginner's luck, though.
Probably not. They need me.
Promising. Something with...
Pull back the rug in the corner.
Pull back, Fine. This is too easy.
Pull up my file... Jesus! Not my keyboard
Push it over!
Put her in the room.
Put it in the helicopter.
Put me in a basement with a ceiling full of bats...
Put something in my drink.
Put your camera in. I want to see your room.
Rayna had the number of Sergio De Luca...
Rayna knew all about our agents...
Rayna may be using him to find buyers for the nuke.
Rayna went to a safety deposit box at a DSK bank in Varna.
Rayna, how did you do that?
RAYNA: Correct.
Rayna! Go to the cockpit and level us out!
Rayna! What?
Ready? Aah...
Really nice.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? Everybody that you love
Rick Ford and Karen Walker.
Rick Ford!
Right about now.
Right there. No, that's not...
Right.
Right.
Right. Sorry, I will be back in five minutes, okay?
Rome is quite amaz...
Rome is the worst. Yes.
Round two?
Rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life.
Run off together.
Say goodbye to your toys!
See if you find one of him standing next to a car.
Seems fair. Maybe dock him a day's wage.
Seraphina, Maddox, Gisele...
Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you,
Seriously, you've got to cut that out.
Shame on you!
Sharon says he really did quit. Elaine couldn't stop him.
Sharon, Ford's in the field. Did you know this?
She already knows it was Cress.
She didn't hear.
She has taken up residence outside of Sofia.
She killed Fine, Nance.
She probably cries herself to sleep every night.
She used to write that in my lunchbox.
She was the only person I could ever trust.
She would perform all her tricks standing in mud,
She would've kidnapped her at the club...
She'll take us all to its very secure hiding spot.
She's coming tonight to make a bid.
She's had more successful missions than even Fine.
She's just using you to get to Rayna.
She's not supposed to fucking say her real name.
She's one of my best. She's highly fucking skilled.
She's only kidding. She got ya!
She's really the only person he's trusted.
She's the only one who knows where the bomb is...
She's with me.
Shoot, there's something wrong with your camera.
Should your work ever bring you to London...
Shut down the power to the Casino Di Rome.
Shut the entire bloody grid down, then! Now!
Shut up and help!
Simmer down, 50 Cent, or I'll mount you again.
Since Dudaev's brother was killed by the Russian military.
Since Jerry left me three years ago.
Sit down. I'll do it.
Slightly intimidating crowd, however.
Slower, slower.
Smell you later, pal. (CHUCKLES)
Smells like cheese under here!
So boring and tacky.
So did Rayna really know I was a spy?
So do we. Right, Alan?
So Dudaev would never get his hands on it.
So far, I'm riddled with disappointment at the service.
So hard to get good help these days.
So he burns everything in advance?
So he was the one that made me come up
So I tracked your earpiece. They sent me here to find you.
So I'll see you guys when I get back.
So I'm having quite a day, here.
So if you wanna live, and you wanna unload that bomb...
So imagine my surprise...
So it has a satellite aided transmission.
So it's really not much of a burn, is it?
So just focus on guarding my body.
So many people have such terrible agendas...
So not knowing who we're meeting tonight
So save me from myself, Susan!
So she became a clown on the streets.
So sorry. Signora, I apologize.
So take it down, like, 5,000 notches!
So that's blood on my hands, really...
So they thought my cover was safe.
So you look like a limp dick unicorn.
So you need to take out her bodyguards and I'll deal with her.
So, good on you.
So, hey...
So, joke's on you.
So, unless you'd like the body count to grow...
So, what?
So, what's the plan? Who are we meeting?
So, why don't you surprise us...
So, yeah, I'll do anything it takes to keep him alive.
So, you know,
So, you're a spy now, Coop.
So...
So...
Solsa Dudaev, the al Qaeda funded leader
Solsa, I'll have you know...
Somebody definitely sped this up.
Somebody just put something in her drink.
Somebody shot her right in front of me.
Sometimes a man needs to go to sea.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, I'm not usually, you know...
Sorry, it came out. What did I...
Sorry, lady, but they only paid me for one...
Sorry, Rayna.
Sorry, spy.
Sorry. Anyway, you're right.
Sorry. I'll let you go.
Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here.
Sounds like a pen for dirty animals.
South, okay?
Spending all your savings on Rome.
Spot my equipment from a mile away.
Sticking out of your back pocket.
Stop being adorable and get down!
Stop it! Find Ford!
Stop licking it!
Stop texting!
Stop! God damn it!
Stormed my winter palace But they couldn't take it.
Suck on this, Rayna.
Sucking the jelly out of a donut.
Super Cooper. Really amazing.
Super slow. Good luck getting that in the next hour.
Surprisingly polite.
Susan Cooper, really? Susan Cooper?
Susan Cooper. What?
Susan Cooper...
Susan is ill.
Susan, get Rayna to safety, now!
Susan, I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov.
Susan, tell them you've shat your pants.
Susan, you're killing it.
Susan, you're meant to be blending in.
SUSAN: (ON COMPUTER) Stupid gun!
SUSAN: Alan!
SUSAN: Full agent. So...
SUSAN: Is that... I can't even...
SUSAN: Jiminy Christmas!
SUSAN: Keep looking.
SUSAN: Okay.
SUSAN: Possibly.
SUSAN: Sounds good, Ford.
SUSAN: Wow.
SUSAN: You're clear to the top.
Susan!
Susan.
Susan.
Susan...
Take a hot bath and then we're gonna celebrate.
Take a shower is what I'm saying.
Take care.
Take it down? That's how you get
Take up piano at a late age...
Tame demeanor around the office,
Tell me where the bomb is.
Temporarily relocated from Delaware
Ten cats. Why do I have ten cats?
Than anyone else in your state...
Than to bid farewell to colleagues taken from us.
Thank God your hair broke your fall.
Thank you for the beautiful ladies.
Thank you, Aldo.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, Miss...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thanks for the performance, folks.
Thanks for your help.
Thanks for your weapon.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That always works.
That asshole got what he deserved.
That car is a Wraith,
That hasn't happened before. (DOOR CLOSES)
That hurt.
That I've ever been exposed.
That is an adjustable toggle. Adjustable toggle.
That is Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey.
That is filthier or more upsetting
That is really neat! Stop it, that's amazing.
That is super rude, and don't say "dong"...
That is the name of this restaurant.
That killed your father?
That pretty sure gave me pinkeye or at least an allergy...
That says you've never even held a gun.
That someone could do to a spy...
That sounds like you're an adult film star.
That the weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder.
That used to kind of take me around the neighborhood...
That was actually an allergy...
That was mine!
That was not part of my plan.
That was weird.
That would be great.
That would get me out of your way, for sure.
That's a "no."
That's a beautiful hotel.
That's a pretty good idea.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
That's fucking why!
That's funny, because the way I see it, without me...
That's how you come up with your porn name.
That's just really not the most
That's my ass.
That's my girl.
That's not appropriate.
That's not easy for you to do.
That's not fair!
That's not my last name,
That's okay. I get it.
That's one thing that happened.
That's pretty pathetic, right?
That's probably what I'd say.
That's so fucking mean.
That's very good! Because I'm tall.
That's, of course, been thinned out.
The bottom line is Rayna Boyanov is about to sell...
The chatter picked up later that night.
The clothing allowance cut off halfway through the last...
The controls are so sensitive.
The danger is I'm dangerous.
The fainting, the way you talk...
The food is really weird...
The instructor was not harmed.
The knot is very tight, but I am making progress.
The lights were going out, and I don't know if it's a robbery.
The lights were going out, and I don't know if it's a robbery.
The Louvre.
The number was to an office he keeps in Paris.
The one from the Paris bombing?
The one I fucking told you about.
The only way he'd invite me to his bedroom
The sale will happen tomorrow.
The service is really slow.
The sprinkler heads with the mower.
The thing is, Jaime, that...
Their fate has just been sealed.
Then consider this, I quit.
Then roasted in the sun for a week
Then tap into Boyanov's feed.
Then we're taking him to wherever the bomb is.
Then you will not.
There have been some complaints filed against him.
There is no gun.
There is nothing in real life
There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.
There we go. Where did you get a suit?
There's a lot of good people down there.
There's a mouse on my tits.
There's enough 50 to go around.
There's like a ton of pollen in here!
There's no other way to say it, really.
There's nothing you could have done, Susan.
There's some kind of interference.
These are not yours.
These are your children?
These look delicious.
These should have been brought out when we first sat down.
They said you would no longer be needing one.
They sent you?
They were all over Ford. Are you able to track him?
They would never let me be a spy.
They're clawing at my hair! I can't see!
They're looking right at me. Um...
They've pooped all over your cake.
Things happened.
This all seems very Rick Ford y to me.
This anti fungal spray can freeze and disable...
This arm has been ripped off completely...
This day is just getting better and better!
This day just keeps getting better and better.
This fuckery stops now.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This guy is driving crazy! I can't keep up with him!
This idiot doesn't even know it.
This is a man's coat.
This is a really jazzy plane.
This is full blown rogue!
This is full blown rogue!
This is like what the Man wants.
This is more of a review.
This is my colleague, detective.
This is so exciting!
This is so exciting.
This is uncomfortable.
This is... strange.
This isn't fucking playtime anymore! Yeah?
This isn't what you want, or what I want.
This kind of thing happens all the time.
This mission's gonna cost you money, you know.
This one has nice hints of toast...
This one's for Fine.
This shit ends now!
This shit's the real deal, life and death.
This thing is almost over.
This was her. (GASPS)
This was my only way in.
This will be different.
This, the field...
Through the neighborhood.
Tihomir.
To a terrorist organization...
To do my work...
To eat at a place like this,
To fund a trip through Europe.
To get that nuke to New York in time
To hack into our system for intel.
To increase sales for a software company.
To infiltrate an international drug smuggling ring.
To keep a better eye on you now.
To make a computer.
To memorials like these...
To my mother. And to you.
To save the country...
Told you.
Too dumb to know I'd do anything for him.
Took 10 years of my life, gave me shitty pay...
Top of her class.
Torture them.
Track and report. No contact!
Try and get some sleep...
Try to pull my status But they couldn't fake it.
Trying to get into this fucking place.
Turn around, let me untie you,
Two of your guys slammed into me and took you down.
Two, one. Now!
Ugh. God.
Uh uh.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... No keys, Coop.
Under the car!
Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again,
Unless we die here.
Unless you're so extreme that you've got a second dick...
Unless you've got a dong up underneath that skirt.
Untie me. Now.
Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do.
Upsetting news right now.
Us, you know? Two smart, pretty brunettes...
Using only a raincoat as a parachute...
Very pretty.
Very skilled.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait! Stay still.
Wait! Wait a minute!
Wait. I have idea.
Wake up!
Wants to know what's happening?
Was it your mission to tip off the target
Watch the road, watch the road!
Watch your six.
Water ski blindfolded...
Way to go, Anthony.
We are so close to getting Rayna and that bomb.
We can focus on the future And reflect on the past.
We can get Rayna, De Luca, and some top terrorist leadership...
We don't know.
We have compelling evidence that he has the machinery in place
We have to stay put.
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb...
We just need someone who can shadow them
We know she has been communicating
We need someone invisible.
We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected...
We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow...
We'll be giving you a new identity.
We'll talk soon.
We're a perfect team. That's why we work.
We're gonna see you.
We're heading to De Luca's villa to meet with Dudaev.
We're probably more alike than you think!
We're setting you up in a surveillance office
We've all gone deep before,
Weirdly, I'm not very good at reaching high things.
Welcome back to the Four Seasons Budapest, Miss Boyanov.
Welcome to Hungary.
Well done. That's it. Time to call it a day.
Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying.
Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start...
Well, anyway, I'm taking some time off,
Well, buongiorno, boys!
Well, did he at least say it in a flirty tone that says...
Well, don't worry, because I'll be able
Well, for what it's worth,
Well, here's to your mom.
Well, I didn't go to prom, so maybe it is...
Well, I won't give it to you.
Well, I'm allergic to disgusting
Well, I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants.
Well, Jerry was a jackass.
Well, next time.
Well, now the screen's frozen. Hang on.
Well, that's not right.
Well, we're such a great fit and a great team.
Well, we're such a great fit and a great team.
Well, whatever the fuck it is, let's just call you dead.
What a great moment.
What a job.
What a stupid fucking retarded toast.
What am I supposed to do now?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing in here?
What are you doing in my room?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
What are you looking at?
What are you staring at?
What are you talking about? How?
What are you, a porn star?
What did I tell you about talking to me?
What did you do?
What do we know about her?
What do you mean, you can't see me?
What do you mean?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened? Did I hit a little sore spot?
What in God's name are you gonna do if you catch him?
What is this bullshit?
What kind of diversion? A big one!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck just happened?
What were her others?
What would yours be?
What, are you gonna seduce him?
What, exactly, is going on back there.
What, how did I get into this shit box hotel room?
What, I gotta pay?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No! God, I would never!
What? No.
What? She's a double agent!
What's going on at the CIA?
What's he wear...?
What's really so different between us
What's up, Budapest?
What's your deal, Cooper?
What's your name?
Whatever.
Whatever. Fuck you.
When I come back out here or you're both dead!
When I gave up teaching to join the CIA,
When I saw footage from this drill back at The Farm.
When I was deep undercover...
When this is over, I'm gonna shave that fucking head.
When you blow through this whistle,
Where is the package?
Where there's no wrong or right.
Where? I don't know yet.
Where'd you get that from, Mr. Potato Head?
Where's De Luca? Susan!
Whether we would live or die.
Which I would eat, normally, by the fistful...
Which is the worst, by the way.
Which means you'll have to be a little more careful...
Which means,
Which was pretty plush.
While everybody you've ever loved is gunned down!
While I was on fire.
Who is this?
Who paid you off, Colin?
Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?
Who really want what you're selling.
Who's the finest of them all?
Who's the finest of them all? You are.
Whoa! Ah!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoo hoo! Al! We got a whole...
Whoo!
Why are you being so nice to me?
Why aren't you in Capri?
Why did I think that?
Why did you not become a field agent?
Why do they always point at it? We can see it.
Why do you even care what I do?
Why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in?
Why don't you just cry directly
Why not just make it look like pepper spray?
Why would I believe that?
Why would my father hire somebody like you?
Why'd you do it, Fine?
With a gun! What?
With a hole burned in your throat.
With a little note that says his last words were...
With an adjustable toggle!
With any of the targets.
With something that we don't know?
With the grit of a hummus...
With the heads of several terrorist organizations.
With this whole loser Penny Morgan bullshit.
With your pinkeye infected fingers!
Without attracting attention.
Without tearing the jacket.
Women.
Wonderful.
Wondering what came over you.
Would be a crime.
Would be a PR coup for any terrorist group.
Would you come with me to identify him?
Would you like something from me?
Wow, Aldo is making great time.
Wow, perfect. (LAUGHS)
Wow! 50 Cent Piece!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Is that a compliment?
Wow. Okay, we could order you your own glass.
Wow. Yachts are the worst.
Yahtzee.
Yeah, "You look just like my dead mama."
Yeah, actually, I'm not. I don't have a sense of humor.
Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I?
Yeah, he always wanted a son, and you knew it.
Yeah, he sniped you.
Yeah, I bet you fucking do.
Yeah, I have children.
Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one.
Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, real tough guy in his Louis Vuitton backpack.
Yeah, so what?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. I just...
Yeah, that's all good. Oh, Fine?
Yeah, we release a gas in the club...
Yeah, we usually just use her
Yeah, well, guess what? I don't like his face.
Yeah, what if it is?
Yeah, why don't you listen to that asshole.
Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips.
Yeah? Don't be afraid to hit water yourself.
Yeah? Then you'll love this!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. No, I won't give... This is my coat.
Yeah. That's never how she said it.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. Yeah.
Years. Three years and 40 days.
Yep, I'm on it.
Yes, absolutely.
Yes, and don't call me that.
Yes, he should be pulling up...
Yes, I did, Helen Keller!
Yes, it does!
Yes, it is.
Yes, you do know the phrase is...
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?
Yes. Of course.
Yes. Penny, you can order.
Yet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb...
You and I gotta stop going on these awful missions.
You and Karen Walker are both double agents.
You and your bullshit accent
You are a good agent.
You are about to become a very rich woman, Rayna.
You are completely compromising me right now.
You are gonna blow my fucking cover.
You are incredibly out of your league.
You are incredibly out of your league.
You are not to make direct contact
You are under arrest by Susan Cooper...
You can't let anybody see how sore I am.
You can't let your desire for me put you in danger, Cooper.
You can't.
You could have avoided all of this.
You could have warned me, Rayna.
You could. You're funny. Your timing is perfect.
You dance like a horny eighth grader.
You dead serious?
You did good work back there.
You did it!
You did?
You did?
You didn't even like him.
You didn't expect me to let him have it, did you?
You don't have to do this.
You don't see that with a lot of jewelry.
You eat like a baby.
You ever see Kanye do some shit like that?
You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.
You fuck that monster once...
You get off of me! Get your silky shirt off of me!
You get out of here!
You got a fiery side?
You got a guard approaching. I'll tell you when.
You got a lot of rage in that jumpsuit.
You got this, Susan. Okay.
You guys are terrible!
You guys okay? (CROWD CHEERING)
You had him as Secret Santa and you gave him tampons!
You have lipstick on your teeth.
You have terrific eyes.
You have to dress like an actual human!
You have to stop with these stupid Penny Morgan outfits!
You have to!
You in, Cooper?
You knew?
You know I just helped kill a terrorist, right?
You know that you and I are pretty close in age.
You know what,
You know what, I'm not going down like this.
You know where the villa is?
You know, a few clips. Colored.
You know, just, let's leave Anton alone for now.
You like birds?
You little spoiled piece of shit.
You look absolutely stunning tonight here, darling.
You look amazing, Susan.
You look like a squirrel.
You look like ABBA took a shit and put a trench coat on it.
You love cakes. Well...
You may have found Rayna, but you cannot lose her.
You might as well accept my resignation now.
You name it.
You noticed?
You own a computer? You heard of fucking Google?
You pair of fucking vaginas.
You really think you're ready for the field?
You remind me of this woman.
You see, it works better when you have the bullets inside the gun.
You see, when my men and I hid it...
You shot her?
You should get some. They're good company.
You should have gone to cheaper stores, Susan.
You should have seen your face! You were like...
You should have worn coarser pants.
You should not be in this casino...
You silly fucking girly wanker!
You smell like a dead hooker that washed up on the beach...
You stick with me.
You still out of the CIA?
You still went with the cat lady.
You sucker! No.
You Swedish bitch.
You tracked them down, you fought very hard.
You understand, right?
You used to call him "Beverly Whine"!
You wanna stop the car?
You want me to have Cagney
You want me to slow it down for you? Okay.
You were about to cause a scene
You were snoring very loudly.
You were top of your class at the Academy,
You work for the CIA...
You wouldn't dare.
You wouldn't understand.
You, in this outfit...
You, times infinity.
You'd be lying on the floor, soaking wet and breathless...
You'll be given a new identity.
You'll be pleased to hear the bats have officially gone.
You'll be tapped into the same telecom trunk...
You'll get them next time, huh?
You'll no longer be Susan Cooper.
You're a divorced housewife from Iowa.
You're a killer, Susan.
You're a lot furrier than I thought you'd be.
You're a loud kisser.
You're a spy!
You're a weapon. Okay?
You're about to meet with Solsa Dudaev...
You're all right. Oh, thank God.
You're both named Amber?
You're coming back immediately.
You're coming with me.
You're delightful. As are you.
You're exciting. Come on, let's cheer you up.
You're fucking hilarious, huh?
You're funny.
You're funny.
You're going.
You're gonna find a little friend
You're gonna fuck this up without me around to save your girly ass.
You're gonna get one of those!
You're gonna get your pictures.
You're gonna get yourself killed.
You're gonna know what it means
You're gonna ruin this mission.
You're in pursuit?
You're just figuring that out?
You're just keeping it secret from me.
You're just simply grabbing my ass.
You're late. The way you look...
You're like a balloon animal.
You're my bodyguard, not my business partner...
You're no prize yourself!
You're not even allowed to smoke in here.
You're not immune from the HR department. Grow up.
You're not seriously considering this, are you?
You're not supposed to be within a mile away of her.
You're perfect, God damn it.
You're so fine, you blow my mind.
You're supposed to have an envelope with my gun in it.
You're the best.
You're the fucking help!
You're with Rayna?
You've got one coming around to your right,
You've never been on a private jet before?
You've never been on a private jet before?
You've probably always been in love with him, haven't you?
You've sold more Mary Kay products...
Your "cat lady" look is not gonna fit in in there.
Your "cat lady" look is not gonna fit in in there.
Your cheap prom dress doesn't exactly scream sophistication.
Your children, here?
Your face and the knot are about to enter my colon.
Your hand is way up in there.
Your life for your country.
Your name, please? Penny Morgan.
Your terrible sense of style.
Your three guests are coming out
10 seconds, or you're dead.
10 years is a long time.
27.94654...
50, I love you!
100,000,000 Euros
500,000,000 Euros for it.
(BUZZES) (BOTH EXCLAIM)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) (CHUCKLES)
FINE: No security. (SCOFFS)
FINE: No, no... (GUNSHOT)
Hey, Pat, I'm flying! PATRICK: Anthony!
I'm going left? SUSAN: No.
Not that I'm aware of. DE LUCA: Nicola.
Okay, I'm gonna go sit down. ELAINE: Rayna Boyanov.
SUSAN: Oh, God. A video. (CAMERA CLICKING)
SUSAN: Wow. NANCY: Wow, look at that watch.
Thanks. ELAINE: Yes, it was.
They're the worst. NANCY: Boo, yachts.
This is no sweat. FORD: Looks like you're sweating to me.
'Cause they're always looking They're looking out for me.
"Aldo, life is full of sorrow..."
"Amber" was the name of my first pet,
"And because of my admiration, I shall now take my shirt off..."
"and penetrate ye"? No.
"and surprises."
"But, a magnificent pair of bosoms..."
"Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla."
"down..."
"Hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy." (GIGGLES)
"Hi, terrorists. Oh, golly!"
"Hot as fuck!"
"I meant to shoot you, not me!"
"Just blend in." "Let somebody else win."
"Meatball Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard."
"My mother was terrible. You did this to me."
"Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!"
"Renaldo."
"Shut..."
"That guy doesn't deserve a throat."
"The power." Quite a zinger!
"This is what I look like when I'm asleep."
"Well behaved women often make history."
"Where's Blue Man Group?"
"Where's the buffet? I'm from the Midwest."
"will..."
(ALARMS BEEPING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL YELLING)
(AUTO TUNED VOICE) Rick Ford!
(BONES CRACK)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH VOCALIZING)
(CHOKING) Fuck you!
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLICKS)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
(FARTING) Oh, God.
(FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God. I think I shit my pants.
(FARTS) Oh, just pardon me.
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUN CLICKS)
(GUN FIRE)
(GUNSHOT) Or shoot him in the head.
(GUNSHOTS)
(GURGLING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORNS HONKING)
(HUMMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(JAIME SINGING IN SPANISH)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Am I going?
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Come on, cheapskate!
(LAUGHS) Don't do that.
(MAN GROANS)
(MAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(MAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(MEN CLAMORING)
(MEN YELLING)
(MIMICS STAMMERING)
(MOUTHING) I've got this.
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(PANTING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE YELLING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(RAYNA SCREAMS)
(REVS SCOOTER)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SEXY POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(SHOUTING) Ford! Ford!
(SHOUTING) Get out of the fucking way!
(SHOUTING) Get out of the way!
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) God. He means well.
(SIGHS) They'll give him a talking to.
(SILVERWARE CLATTERING)
(SINGING IN GERMAN)
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
(SNIFFS) Oh. Mmm.
(SNORING)
(SOFTLY) He's at the top of the stairs.
(SOFTLY) Holy shit.
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(STRAINING)
(SUSAN GROANS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHISPERING) Shut up!
(WHISPERS) Go team.
(WHOOPING)
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT) No, I'm only joking.
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT) Please.
(WITH ITALIAN ACCENT) How you like my English accent, huh?
(WOMAN YELLING)
(WOMEN GASPS)
(YELLING)
(YELLS)
♪ Ain't no use denying ♪
♪ Ain't no use denying ♪
♪ And hard as a stone ♪
♪ Bullets and bone ♪
♪ But after it all ♪
♪ Cold blood in the chamber ♪
♪ Here I come ♪
♪ Here I come ♪
♪ Here I come ♪
♪ I am cold blooded ♪
♪ I want to see ♪
♪ I'm a diva ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya ♪
♪ Love is powering lust ♪
♪ No, no ♪
♪ Now listen here ♪
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪
♪ Oh, Bradley, you're so fine ♪
♪ Rough justice for all ♪
♪ The heart is a hunter ♪
♪ The lawnmower ♪
♪ Twisted ♪
♪ Who else can you trust? ♪
♪ Who else can you trust? ♪
♪ Yeah, listen here! ♪
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