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XXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) Adventure "XXX: Return of Xander Cage" is a thrilling adventure movie released in 2017.

XXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) Adventure

"XXX: Return of Xander Cage" is a thrilling adventure movie released in 2017. Directed by D.J. Caruso, the film follows the return of Xander Cage (played by Vin Diesel), an extreme sports athlete turned government operative. Joining him in this action-packed ride are talented actors such as Ruby Rose, Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone, Tony Jaa, and Nina Dobrev. This explosive film promises heart-pounding stunts, intense combat sequences, and high-octane excitement. Experience the adrenaline rush and download the sounds of "XXX: Return of Xander Cage" here for an immersive audio experience.

A damn, strong drink.
A damn, strong drink.
A freestyle triple backflip
A freestyle triple backflip
A ghost hunter.
A ghost hunter.
A little more.
A little more.
A little more. Stop.
A little more. Stop.
A source inside the Pentagon
A source inside the Pentagon
A world without me in it.
A world without me in it.
About a drought in California.
About a drought in California.
About a man named Xander Cage.
About a man named Xander Cage.
About skateboards and swimming pools.
About skateboards and swimming pools.
Access granted.
Access granted.
Adele, do you have eyes on the target?
Adele, do you have eyes on the target?
Adele, Nicks!
Adele, Nicks!
Adolescent transportation. Then 1977 happens.
Adolescent transportation. Then 1977 happens.
Adolescent transportation. Then 1977 happens.
Adolescent transportation. Then 1977 happens.
After all these years,
After all these years,
Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons.
Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons.
Ah. You're one of them, aren't you?
Ah. You're one of them, aren't you?
Ainsley, everything has a price.
Ainsley, everything has a price.
Air velocity divided by distance.
Air velocity divided by distance.
All active agents are to be erased from record
All active agents are to be erased from record
All right, guys, keep your earbuds in.
All right, guys, keep your earbuds in.
All right.
All right.
All right. Enjoy this party.
All right. Enjoy this party.
All right. Twenty two and a half.
All right. Twenty two and a half.
All we need to do is track down the main signal,
All we need to do is track down the main signal,
All you need to know. The rest is classified.
All you need to know. The rest is classified.
Almost never.
Almost never.
Am I right?
Am I right?
And a half.
And a half.
And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day."
And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day."
And come out the other side like it was a damn gentle breeze.
And come out the other side like it was a damn gentle breeze.
And considered enemies of the state.
And considered enemies of the state.
And fuel tanks big enough
And fuel tanks big enough
And have the signal disruptor on standby.
And have the signal disruptor on standby.
And how long do you intend to push your luck?
And how long do you intend to push your luck?
And I am not leaving here until I find out who.
And I am not leaving here until I find out who.
And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support.
And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support.
And I did.
And I did.
And I served only half the sentence.
And I served only half the sentence.
And I think to myself
And I think to myself
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the NSA.
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the NSA.
And I'm not talking about the first Terminator,
And I'm not talking about the first Terminator,
And I've got a tight grip.
And I've got a tight grip.
And if I can't do my job, then people die.
And if I can't do my job, then people die.
And if I'm scared, I can't do my job.
And if I'm scared, I can't do my job.
And if you hold it too tight, I cut your arm off.
And if you hold it too tight, I cut your arm off.
And if you needed retinal scans,
And if you needed retinal scans,
And in my mind, you guys could walk away nicely.
And in my mind, you guys could walk away nicely.
And it could be a wonderful world,
And it could be a wonderful world,
And just so you know, I am not a field agent.
And just so you know, I am not a field agent.
And live rejoicing
And live rejoicing
And live rejoicing
And live rejoicing
And Pandora's Box can bypass all of them.
And Pandora's Box can bypass all of them.
And possibly my fur coat.
And possibly my fur coat.
And take the one device that can cause a global power shift.
And take the one device that can cause a global power shift.
And tell me you got your eye on me
And tell me you got your eye on me
And that's because those righteous bastards,
And that's because those righteous bastards,
And then Igor on the stairs.
And then Igor on the stairs.
And then we can approximate its location within a 20 mile radius.
And then we can approximate its location within a 20 mile radius.
And there was only one man who believed in the underdog.
And there was only one man who believed in the underdog.
And these guys have the real one?
And these guys have the real one?
And they don't care who or what gets in their way.
And they don't care who or what gets in their way.
And they've got no problem running over
And they've got no problem running over
And we're still scared of shoe and tighty whitey bombs at the airport.
And we're still scared of shoe and tighty whitey bombs at the airport.
And when Becky locks in his exact location,
And when Becky locks in his exact location,
And who do we blame for Moscow?
And who do we blame for Moscow?
And who's to say I haven't already found her?
And who's to say I haven't already found her?
And you know how I am about keeping secrets.
And you know how I am about keeping secrets.
And you say you're no hero.
And you say you're no hero.
Any of you ever carve an R4
Any of you ever carve an R4
Anyhow, our hero starts doing things on a board
Anyhow, our hero starts doing things on a board
Anyone who gets in their way.
Anyone who gets in their way.
Anything you need, Becky can source it within the hour.
Anything you need, Becky can source it within the hour.
Are you getting this interference?
Are you getting this interference?
Are you kidding me with those guns?
Are you kidding me with those guns?
At first, I thought Special Forces.
At first, I thought Special Forces.
At the end of the day,
At the end of the day,
Back on the plane. I want wheels up in 20.
Back on the plane. I want wheels up in 20.
Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.
Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.
Be sure and send a postcard.
Be sure and send a postcard.
Be sure to send a postcard.
Be sure to send a postcard.
Because soldiers are built to take orders and fight wars.
Because soldiers are built to take orders and fight wars.
Because the satellites orbit.
Because the satellites orbit.
Because this world has turned...
Because this world has turned...
Before he chooses another satellite.
Before he chooses another satellite.
Betrayed us.
Betrayed us.
Better a living terrorist than a dead company man.
Better a living terrorist than a dead company man.
Big drought hits Southern California.
Big drought hits Southern California.
Biometrics of all the superpowers in the world,
Biometrics of all the superpowers in the world,
Bit of a stalemate.
Bit of a stalemate.
Brainwave scrambler.
Brainwave scrambler.
Breakfast in the morning?
Breakfast in the morning?
Breathe.
Breathe.
Building a ramp.
Building a ramp.
But Gibbons did.
But Gibbons did.
But how often do these seven men all sit in the same room together?
But how often do these seven men all sit in the same room together?
But if you need a fifty of Purple Urkle,
But if you need a fifty of Purple Urkle,
But none of that matters.
But none of that matters.
But not you.
But not you.
But now,
But now,
But only for a few minutes, so hurry.
But only for a few minutes, so hurry.
But the second Terminator
But the second Terminator
But they're taking Xiang.
But they're taking Xiang.
But this is way cooler.
But this is way cooler.
But we were getting along famously until somebody
But we were getting along famously until somebody
But we, my friend, are not at war.
But we, my friend, are not at war.
But who would you trust?
But who would you trust?
But you're wrong, though.
But you're wrong, though.
But your ink's all wrong.
But your ink's all wrong.
By whose definition?
By whose definition?
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Can I have my jacket, when you get a sec?
Can I have my jacket, when you get a sec?
Can you keep this behind the bar for me?
Can you keep this behind the bar for me?
Can you tell me the real reason behind the crash of
Can you tell me the real reason behind the crash of
Captain Paul Donovan.
Captain Paul Donovan.
Cell phone data dumps,
Cell phone data dumps,
Chad, wassup, bro?
Chad, wassup, bro?
CIA?
CIA?
Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life.
Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life.
Come on out, Frankenstein!
Come on out, Frankenstein!
Come on, eat up!
Come on, eat up!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, man!
Come on, man!
Come on, X, just say the word.
Come on, X, just say the word.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Let me shoot him.
Come on. Let me shoot him.
Cool.
Cool.
Corrupt military software,
Corrupt military software,
Cover me!
Cover me!
Crash a satellite out of the sky like a goddamn tactical warhead.
Crash a satellite out of the sky like a goddamn tactical warhead.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn, Becky, that's some body armor.
Damn, Becky, that's some body armor.
Damn! I'm out of bullets. You got any?
Damn! I'm out of bullets. You got any?
Darius Stone.
Darius Stone.
DARPA's new ground combat initiative.
DARPA's new ground combat initiative.
Death sometimes just
Death sometimes just
Dial nine.
Dial nine.
Did I ever leave?
Did I ever leave?
Did you lose weight?
Did you lose weight?
Did your mother ever teach you how to zip up your pants?
Did your mother ever teach you how to zip up your pants?
Disable and dismantle all the world's spy programs
Disable and dismantle all the world's spy programs
Disappear on your skin, under your arms,
Disappear on your skin, under your arms,
Do any of you know how to do it?
Do any of you know how to do it?
Do I get the girls for a weekend and two coconuts?
Do I get the girls for a weekend and two coconuts?
Do it for Gibbons.
Do it for Gibbons.
Do we look like soldiers?
Do we look like soldiers?
Do you feel safer today than you felt yesterday?
Do you feel safer today than you felt yesterday?
Do you have a shot?
Do you have a shot?
Do yourself a favor. Burn this.
Do yourself a favor. Burn this.
Does this mean you're not making me
Does this mean you're not making me
Doesn't belong in any kind of cage.
Doesn't belong in any kind of cage.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Dogtown and Z Boys. You ever seen it? It's a movie.
Dogtown and Z Boys. You ever seen it? It's a movie.
Don't do it. It's suicide. Nobody could survive that fall.
Don't do it. It's suicide. Nobody could survive that fall.
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move! Hurry up!
Don't move! Hurry up!
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Down on the ground, now!
Down on the ground, now!
Down! Get down! Don't move, asshole!
Down! Get down! Don't move, asshole!
Drowning in my own blood.
Drowning in my own blood.
Easy there, Rocky.
Easy there, Rocky.
Easy.
Easy.
Eighteen hours in a chair in Mexico.
Eighteen hours in a chair in Mexico.
Either way, somebody's getting turnt up tonight!
Either way, somebody's getting turnt up tonight!
Empty.
Empty.
Ended up losing both. That's why Triple X.
Ended up losing both. That's why Triple X.
Even though you're shackled by the Queen,
Even though you're shackled by the Queen,
Every day
Every day
Every Friday night for the last 20 years.
Every Friday night for the last 20 years.
Everybody, get down! Move! Move!
Everybody, get down! Move! Move!
Everybody, hands up!
Everybody, hands up!
Everyone needs backup.
Everyone needs backup.
Eyewitnesses in Moscow...
Eyewitnesses in Moscow...
Fan out!
Fan out!
Fight and pray
Fight and pray
Fight and pray
Fight and pray
Figures they'd go to the Pacific.
Figures they'd go to the Pacific.
Find cover! Move!
Find cover! Move!
First person to move, first person to die!
First person to move, first person to die!
Fish in a barrel.
Fish in a barrel.
Five left.
Five left.
Forty five U.S.P.
Forty five U.S.P.
Gentlemen,
Gentlemen,
Get back! Come on!
Get back! Come on!
Get the girl.
Get the girl.
Gibbons never believed you were dead! Never stopped looking for you.
Gibbons never believed you were dead! Never stopped looking for you.
Gibbons thought you'd be back.
Gibbons thought you'd be back.
Gibbons was handed a blank check.
Gibbons was handed a blank check.
Gibbons was killed.
Gibbons was killed.
Gibbons would be proud to see you two working together.
Gibbons would be proud to see you two working together.
Gibbons! Gibbons?
Gibbons! Gibbons?
Give me one.
Give me one.
Give me the money!
Give me the money!
Go figure.
Go figure.
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go, go!
Go, go!
Go!
Go!
Goal!
Goal!
Got so bad, rich suburbanites couldn't afford to fill their swimming pools.
Got so bad, rich suburbanites couldn't afford to fill their swimming pools.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Guess this means Pandora's Box isn't exactly classified.
Guess this means Pandora's Box isn't exactly classified.
Hands! Hands!
Hands! Hands!
Happens all the time.
Happens all the time.
He got you a new ride.
He got you a new ride.
He said I'd know why when I need to know why.
He said I'd know why when I need to know why.
He taught me how
He taught me how
He washed our sins away
He washed our sins away
He's on the top floor.
He's on the top floor.
He's trying to engage another satellite.
He's trying to engage another satellite.
He's turned the heat up. I can't see shit.
He's turned the heat up. I can't see shit.
Heard about it, you know?
Heard about it, you know?
Hell of a friend.
Hell of a friend.
Here we go again.
Here we go again.
Here, honey.
Here, honey.
Here's what you do.
Here's what you do.
Hey, are NSA extraction teams
Hey, are NSA extraction teams
Hey, get back here!
Hey, get back here!
Hey, here comes the Red Bull freak show.
Hey, here comes the Red Bull freak show.
Hey, suit.
Hey, suit.
Hi.
Hi.
High school.
High school.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold that thought, G.I.Joe.
Hold that thought, G.I.Joe.
How bad?
How bad?
How many of you have ever pulled
How many of you have ever pulled
How the hell did you find it so quickly?
How the hell did you find it so quickly?
How you gonna do "and a half"?
How you gonna do "and a half"?
Huh?
Huh?
Hurry.
Hurry.
I always was a better spy than a salesman.
I always was a better spy than a salesman.
I am not the girl to ask.
I am not the girl to ask.
I bet they had a blast.
I bet they had a blast.
I can definitely make that work.
I can definitely make that work.
I can handle anything.
I can handle anything.
I can't guarantee it won't walk off on its own.
I can't guarantee it won't walk off on its own.
I do not go out in the field. Ever.
I do not go out in the field. Ever.
I don't believe in good guys.
I don't believe in good guys.
I don't know you, but... I don't like to be tested.
I don't know you, but... I don't like to be tested.
I don't know, maybe I feel
I don't know, maybe I feel
I don't understand. If I destroyed Pandora's Box,
I don't understand. If I destroyed Pandora's Box,
I don't want a lover
I don't want a lover
I dropped your soldiers over Eastern Europe.
I dropped your soldiers over Eastern Europe.
I get caught even touching a computer, my ass goes away for 20.
I get caught even touching a computer, my ass goes away for 20.
I get started and then I can't stop and then I can't...
I get started and then I can't stop and then I can't...
I go low.
I go low.
I got mine after I left the NSA.
I got mine after I left the NSA.
I got my eye on the king.
I got my eye on the king.
I got this.
I got this.
I got to call bullshit on that!
I got to call bullshit on that!
I heard he was dead.
I heard he was dead.
I just finally figured out that math problem.
I just finally figured out that math problem.
I just happen to have the best hardware in the South Pacific.
I just happen to have the best hardware in the South Pacific.
I just moved again. I'm still alive.
I just moved again. I'm still alive.
I just need a friend
I just need a friend
I killed Gibbons because he was a self righteous prick.
I killed Gibbons because he was a self righteous prick.
I knew you would do it, Xander. You brought the world to us.
I knew you would do it, Xander. You brought the world to us.
I know I don't.
I know I don't.
I know I'm gonna regret asking you this,
I know I'm gonna regret asking you this,
I know mouth to mouth if necessary.
I know mouth to mouth if necessary.
I know the feeling.
I know the feeling.
I know you. I saw you on TV!
I know you. I saw you on TV!
I like your style, man.
I like your style, man.
I live for this shit.
I live for this shit.
I love that song.
I love that song.
I moved.
I moved.
I need a new map.
I need a new map.
I need a power source!
I need a power source!
I need the President on the phone...
I need the President on the phone...
I needed you to retain a sense of objectivity.
I needed you to retain a sense of objectivity.
I promise you, no one would dare steal it.
I promise you, no one would dare steal it.
I see them bloom...
I see them bloom...
I tagged a skysc****r and got a year in jail for it.
I tagged a skysc****r and got a year in jail for it.
I told you he was fun to have around.
I told you he was fun to have around.
I took it on a date or two.
I took it on a date or two.
I used to think you were the man.
I used to think you were the man.
I was at Coachella and Guns N' Roses got back together,
I was at Coachella and Guns N' Roses got back together,
I was never going to stop downing satellites
I was never going to stop downing satellites
I wasn't kidding when I said
I wasn't kidding when I said
I will drop one satellite every 24 hours until my demands are met.
I will drop one satellite every 24 hours until my demands are met.
I would rather if you didn't...
I would rather if you didn't...
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'd forgotten how beautiful the view is up here.
I'd forgotten how beautiful the view is up here.
I'd say you're a couple inches off.
I'd say you're a couple inches off.
I'll bet whoever sold you that shirt is in one of them.
I'll bet whoever sold you that shirt is in one of them.
I'll go high.
I'll go high.
I'll have to replace the goddamn screen.
I'll have to replace the goddamn screen.
I'll introduce you to your ground team.
I'll introduce you to your ground team.
I'll make this easy for you.
I'll make this easy for you.
I'll see you later, X.
I'll see you later, X.
I'll take it from you dead or alive.
I'll take it from you dead or alive.
I'm empty.
I'm empty.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna crash yours.
I'm gonna crash yours.
I'm gonna have to take it out kamikaze style.
I'm gonna have to take it out kamikaze style.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm in this hospital bed.
I'm in this hospital bed.
I'm just doing the math.
I'm just doing the math.
I'm loving these odds.
I'm loving these odds.
I'm no hero.
I'm no hero.
I'm no hero. I'm just a footballer.
I'm no hero. I'm just a footballer.
I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller.
I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller.
I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller.
I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller.
I'm not gonna destroy the one thing I can use to get what we want.
I'm not gonna destroy the one thing I can use to get what we want.
I'm not gonna have clowns watch my back.
I'm not gonna have clowns watch my back.
I'm not the bad guy.
I'm not the bad guy.
I'm only here for that.
I'm only here for that.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm showing activity in Pandora's Box. I can jam the signal,
I'm showing activity in Pandora's Box. I can jam the signal,
I'm sorry, it's like a bad habit.
I'm sorry, it's like a bad habit.
I'm still talking. Oh, my God.
I'm still talking. Oh, my God.
I'm talking about a happy day
I'm talking about a happy day
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm talking about the sweet Lord
I'm touched.
I'm touched.
I'm walking out of here, Xander.
I'm walking out of here, Xander.
I'm whatever you need.
I'm whatever you need.
I've been saying the director of the CIA
I've been saying the director of the CIA
I've never seen anything like it.
I've never seen anything like it.
If Dance Dance Revolution
If Dance Dance Revolution
If I say yes, will you please just slow down? Look out!
If I say yes, will you please just slow down? Look out!
If we just stopped doing bad shit to it.
If we just stopped doing bad shit to it.
If you don't hear from me, remember, dial nine.
If you don't hear from me, remember, dial nine.
If you lost your edge, just tell me and I'll understand.
If you lost your edge, just tell me and I'll understand.
If you run into trouble,
If you run into trouble,
If you take this from me, you die first.
If you take this from me, you die first.
If you wanted me out of retirement,
If you wanted me out of retirement,
If you're not gonna reboot the world, right?
If you're not gonna reboot the world, right?
Igor. That's another one you owe me, X.
Igor. That's another one you owe me, X.
In a new video released just moments ago,
In a new video released just moments ago,
In the blast along with the device itself.
In the blast along with the device itself.
In this senseless act of violence.
In this senseless act of violence.
Information like this doesn't have a price.
Information like this doesn't have a price.
Is claiming to have the ability to use satellites as weapons.
Is claiming to have the ability to use satellites as weapons.
Is he?
Is he?
Is she always this much fun, or just on special occasions?
Is she always this much fun, or just on special occasions?
Is this the part where you act the basic bitch
Is this the part where you act the basic bitch
Is you've got something stuck in between your teeth.
Is you've got something stuck in between your teeth.
Isn't it right?
Isn't it right?
It comes down to the same question I've been asking my wife
It comes down to the same question I've been asking my wife
It happened again. Another satellite fell.
It happened again. Another satellite fell.
It means we've been chasing a prototype.
It means we've been chasing a prototype.
It needs to be recovered intact.
It needs to be recovered intact.
It was the liquidy metal guy.
It was the liquidy metal guy.
It'll be a little less fun.
It'll be a little less fun.
It's "kumquat."
It's "kumquat."
It's a little early in the evening to slay someone.
It's a little early in the evening to slay someone.
It's a party!
It's a party!
It's an old Gibbons fail safe.
It's an old Gibbons fail safe.
It's been a while since I played hot potato.
It's been a while since I played hot potato.
It's in a safe place.
It's in a safe place.
It's just never a good idea to point a gun at me.
It's just never a good idea to point a gun at me.
It's not like I have a safe word, or anything.
It's not like I have a safe word, or anything.
It's okay if you're a little bad.
It's okay if you're a little bad.
It's seven thirty in the morning.
It's seven thirty in the morning.
It's the most important one, actually.
It's the most important one, actually.
It's their right.
It's their right.
It's time to be a patriot.
It's time to be a patriot.
It's very, very breakable.
It's very, very breakable.
It's what Gibbons would have wanted.
It's what Gibbons would have wanted.
It's when I decided to change the world instead of
It's when I decided to change the world instead of
Junior, let's bounce!
Junior, let's bounce!
Just be where the bullets aren't.
Just be where the bullets aren't.
Just happened to know I spoke English.
Just happened to know I spoke English.
Just improvising.
Just improvising.
Just in time.
Just in time.
Just like a regular guy.
Just like a regular guy.
Just to keep that for yourself?
Just to keep that for yourself?
Just watch.
Just watch.
Keep screwing around. What could possibly go wrong?
Keep screwing around. What could possibly go wrong?
Keep talking shit, little man.
Keep talking shit, little man.
Kick some ass.
Kick some ass.
Kidding.
Kidding.
Kumquat.
Kumquat.
Kumquat.
Kumquat.
Leningrad.
Leningrad.
Let me educate you on the difference.
Let me educate you on the difference.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
Let me guess. Everyone's jumping at the chance
Let me guess. Everyone's jumping at the chance
Let me guess. Gibbons to the rescue.
Let me guess. Gibbons to the rescue.
Let them come!
Let them come!
Let them pass!
Let them pass!
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's go, boys.
Let's go, boys.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Lightningbolt and Burrito.
Lightningbolt and Burrito.
Like always, Adele, you're my eyes in the sky.
Like always, Adele, you're my eyes in the sky.
Like finding needles in a stack of needles.
Like finding needles in a stack of needles.
Like you're just working for him.
Like you're just working for him.
Listen! From now on, I make the plans, you execute!
Listen! From now on, I make the plans, you execute!
Live and in concert, one night only. This is crazy!
Live and in concert, one night only. This is crazy!
London.
London.
Low orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.
Low orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.
Low orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.
Low orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.
Lucky for me, you love to gamble.
Lucky for me, you love to gamble.
Master says, "Fetch," and the bitch listens.
Master says, "Fetch," and the bitch listens.
Mate, seriously? A grenade?
Mate, seriously? A grenade?
Me? I'm evening the odds.
Me? I'm evening the odds.
Meeting's over.
Meeting's over.
MI6?
MI6?
Millions of people have died for nothing...
Millions of people have died for nothing...
More.
More.
Moscow Mule by the bar.
Moscow Mule by the bar.
Mountain Dew and Red Bull, you asshole.
Mountain Dew and Red Bull, you asshole.
Move in, move in! Show me your hands!
Move in, move in! Show me your hands!
Move!
Move!
Must've seen a lot.
Must've seen a lot.
My bad.
My bad.
My favorite.
My favorite.
My friends, on the other hand, adore stiff odds.
My friends, on the other hand, adore stiff odds.
Naked.
Naked.
Name your price.
Name your price.
Nerds in the lab have coined it "Pandora's Box."
Nerds in the lab have coined it "Pandora's Box."
Never really think about it.
Never really think about it.
Next, he's gonna send you a fax.
Next, he's gonna send you a fax.
Nice place. Spacious. Expensive.
Nice place. Spacious. Expensive.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nicks,
Nicks,
Nicks, you're gonna show 'em how we do it.
Nicks, you're gonna show 'em how we do it.
No matter what happened. You know why?
No matter what happened. You know why?
No rope. No line. No chute.
No rope. No line. No chute.
No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars.
No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars.
No, generally not. Watch the boys.
No, generally not. Watch the boys.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no... Xander, you got to get to the top floor.
No, no, no... Xander, you got to get to the top floor.
No.
No.
No. "Safe" isn't in my vocabulary.
No. "Safe" isn't in my vocabulary.
No. But the mission was to destroy it.
No. But the mission was to destroy it.
No. Nothing.
No. Nothing.
No. We don't play on bikes.
No. We don't play on bikes.
Nobody knows I'm here.
Nobody knows I'm here.
Nor will he ever again, for that matter.
Nor will he ever again, for that matter.
Normally armed like they're invading Fallujah?
Normally armed like they're invading Fallujah?
Not exactly nice things to say about you.
Not exactly nice things to say about you.
Not if I jam the signal!
Not if I jam the signal!
Not if we find him first.
Not if we find him first.
Not if you drop the gun.
Not if you drop the gun.
Nothing. Not even a match on a speeding ticket.
Nothing. Not even a match on a speeding ticket.
Now I know why.
Now I know why.
Now I know why.
Now I know why.
Now what?
Now what?
Now, if you don't think you can pull it off,
Now, if you don't think you can pull it off,
Now, it's a party.
Now, it's a party.
Now, that kid needed that drought.
Now, that kid needed that drought.
Now, that right there,
Now, that right there,
Now, that right there,
Now, that right there,
Now, these suits control every spy satellite in the sky.
Now, these suits control every spy satellite in the sky.
Now, this is a team I can work with.
Now, this is a team I can work with.
Now!
Now!
Of all the places in the world to lay low,
Of all the places in the world to lay low,
Of course not.
Of course not.
Of course...
Of course...
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
Oh, hell, no.
Oh, hell, no.
Oh, I, uh, see you found your coat.
Oh, I, uh, see you found your coat.
Oh, my God, this is fucking awesome!
Oh, my God, this is fucking awesome!
Oh, no problem. How was your trip?
Oh, no problem. How was your trip?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Way too many. Let's get out of here.
Oh, shit. Way too many. Let's get out of here.
Oh, sweetheart, this is not a game.
Oh, sweetheart, this is not a game.
Oh, trust me, he's not laughing.
Oh, trust me, he's not laughing.
Oh, we don't need any of it.
Oh, we don't need any of it.
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah? What math?
Oh, yeah? What math?
Oh, yeah. Hall of Fame shit right here, bro.
Oh, yeah. Hall of Fame shit right here, bro.
Oh, you don't play on bikes.
Oh, you don't play on bikes.
Oh, you know, actually,
Oh, you know, actually,
Oh, you're pissing up the wrong tree, Cage.
Oh, you're pissing up the wrong tree, Cage.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, but you all
Okay, but you all
Okay, Cage, follow me.
Okay, Cage, follow me.
Okay, hang on.
Okay, hang on.
Okay, I actually have what you want.
Okay, I actually have what you want.
Okay, okay. I want to comply.
Okay, okay. I want to comply.
Okay, so, you're worried that I might get hurt?
Okay, so, you're worried that I might get hurt?
Okay, Triple X,
Okay, Triple X,
Okay, we have carte blanche to track this son of a bitch down.
Okay, we have carte blanche to track this son of a bitch down.
Okay, when Xiang broke the window,
Okay, when Xiang broke the window,
Okay, you may sit.
Okay, you may sit.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay. Easy.
Okay. Easy.
On a BMX bike before? All of you?
On a BMX bike before? All of you?
On a snowboard
On a snowboard
On the floor!
On the floor!
On your knees now, you son of a bitch!
On your knees now, you son of a bitch!
On your knees, now.
On your knees, now.
Onboard drones, anti air countermeasures,
Onboard drones, anti air countermeasures,
One grenade, three people.
One grenade, three people.
One last time before we could stop him.
One last time before we could stop him.
One of you is behind this.
One of you is behind this.
Ooh, bye bye, Moscow Mule.
Ooh, bye bye, Moscow Mule.
Or I'll do it for you, one satellite at a time.
Or I'll do it for you, one satellite at a time.
Or the lady that was running
Or the lady that was running
Or the security guard over there buying a soda with foreign currency?
Or the security guard over there buying a soda with foreign currency?
Our bodies are such fragile things.
Our bodies are such fragile things.
Ow!
Ow!
Page one!
Page one!
Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie?
Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie?
Pandora's Box is one of a kind.
Pandora's Box is one of a kind.
Pandora's Box, very bad thing.
Pandora's Box, very bad thing.
Pandora's Box?
Pandora's Box?
Patriotism is dead.
Patriotism is dead.
People like Gibbons and the two of you. And me.
People like Gibbons and the two of you. And me.
People might mistake you for one of the good guys.
People might mistake you for one of the good guys.
People scare me. Guns scare me.
People scare me. Guns scare me.
People with guns really scare me.
People with guns really scare me.
Perfect. Tennyson!
Perfect. Tennyson!
Pin 'em! Pin 'em down!
Pin 'em! Pin 'em down!
Please, please, please tell me you have a shot.
Please, please, please tell me you have a shot.
Pneumatic pistons drive the gears,
Pneumatic pistons drive the gears,
Point me in the right direction.
Point me in the right direction.
Power like that doesn't belong in anyone's hands.
Power like that doesn't belong in anyone's hands.
Push forward!
Push forward!
Rage against it.
Rage against it.
Read between the lines.
Read between the lines.
Read between the lines.
Read between the lines.
Really?
Really?
Right there.
Right there.
Roberta. I'll see you later.
Roberta. I'll see you later.
Rock, paper, scissor, grenade launcher.
Rock, paper, scissor, grenade launcher.
Roll it back.
Roll it back.
Running from your problems never works out.
Running from your problems never works out.
Sadly, the terrorist activated Pandora's Box
Sadly, the terrorist activated Pandora's Box
Says a rogue satellite may have been used as a weapon.
Says a rogue satellite may have been used as a weapon.
Search and rescue will know where
Search and rescue will know where
See if I can't find G.I.Joe.
See if I can't find G.I.Joe.
Serena played us for fools.
Serena played us for fools.
Serena?
Serena?
Serena.
Serena.
Seven workers are now confirmed dead,
Seven workers are now confirmed dead,
Seventy feet across, 90 feet down.
Seventy feet across, 90 feet down.
Sexual consummation irrevocably ruins
Sexual consummation irrevocably ruins
She wants to destroy it.
She wants to destroy it.
She'll handle support for the operation.
She'll handle support for the operation.
She's gonna drop a satellite on top of you.
She's gonna drop a satellite on top of you.
She's gonna drop a satellite on us!
She's gonna drop a satellite on us!
Shh...
Shh...
Shit happens.
Shit happens.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. He's trying to reconnect it.
Shit. He's trying to reconnect it.
Show him the love! Give it up for The Hood!
Show him the love! Give it up for The Hood!
Shut up, "hero"!
Shut up, "hero"!
Since when have we had a business relationship?
Since when have we had a business relationship?
Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground.
Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground.
Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground.
Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground.
Smells like the same shit in a different suit.
Smells like the same shit in a different suit.
So, how do we get it back?
So, how do we get it back?
So, I'll leave you be, then.
So, I'll leave you be, then.
So, I'm looking for someone.
So, I'm looking for someone.
So, let's be real and talk about what we all really want.
So, let's be real and talk about what we all really want.
So, what are you gonna do about it?
So, what are you gonna do about it?
So, what are you up to these days?
So, what are you up to these days?
So, when I stuff you down the toilet,
So, when I stuff you down the toilet,
So, which are you?
So, which are you?
So, why did you leave Lassie behind?
So, why did you leave Lassie behind?
So, you knew they were Triple X all along.
So, you knew they were Triple X all along.
So, you're willing to kill
So, you're willing to kill
So? It's lunch or dinnertime somewhere in the world.
So? It's lunch or dinnertime somewhere in the world.
Some asshole living the high life at the Ritz Carlton penthouse
Some asshole living the high life at the Ritz Carlton penthouse
Some jungle rave that's off the grid.
Some jungle rave that's off the grid.
Some kid figured out he could skate those empty pools
Some kid figured out he could skate those empty pools
Some kid figured out he could skate those empty pools
Some kid figured out he could skate those empty pools
Somewhere along the way, made a deal with the devil.
Somewhere along the way, made a deal with the devil.
Stay focused.
Stay focused.
Stick to the path.
Stick to the path.
Stiff odds?
Stiff odds?
Still don't believe in good guys?
Still don't believe in good guys?
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Suit yourself.
Suit yourself.
Sure you can.
Sure you can.
Sure you can.
Sure you can.
Take 'em out, now!
Take 'em out, now!
Take it with you always.
Take it with you always.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Tell Nicks to have that camera ready.
Tell Nicks to have that camera ready.
Tennyson! Some back up would be nice.
Tennyson! Some back up would be nice.
Tennyson?
Tennyson?
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That doesn't belong in anyone's hands.
That doesn't belong in anyone's hands.
That goes back to kill the first Terminator.
That goes back to kill the first Terminator.
That guy got through.
That guy got through.
That kind of thing is almost impossible.
That kind of thing is almost impossible.
That must have been pretty cool, right?
That must have been pretty cool, right?
That no one's ever seen before.
That no one's ever seen before.
That was a hell of an entrance.
That was a hell of an entrance.
That was before the goddamn Russian invasion touched down, man!
That was before the goddamn Russian invasion touched down, man!
That was my invite to the Oval Office.
That was my invite to the Oval Office.
That wasn't a part of the plan.
That wasn't a part of the plan.
That's 200!
That's 200!
That's a hell of a car.
That's a hell of a car.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
That's for talking shit about my friend, Gibbons.
That's for talking shit about my friend, Gibbons.
That's not gonna come off, you know that, right?
That's not gonna come off, you know that, right?
That's refreshing.
That's refreshing.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
That's the wrong question to ask.
That's the wrong question to ask.
That's what Gibbons would've wanted.
That's what Gibbons would've wanted.
That's when the light clicked on.
That's when the light clicked on.
That's when the light clicked on.
That's when the light clicked on.
That's why Triple X.
That's why Triple X.
That's why Triple X.
That's why Triple X.
The best of the best like it was Sunday brunch.
The best of the best like it was Sunday brunch.
The biggest, most expensive military in the world,
The biggest, most expensive military in the world,
The bullets could've been real.
The bullets could've been real.
The good, the bad, the extreme,
The good, the bad, the extreme,
The ground broke her fall.
The ground broke her fall.
The men in charge. The world beaters.
The men in charge. The world beaters.
The nice old man that you had sit down next to me with the bag of bombs?
The nice old man that you had sit down next to me with the bag of bombs?
The President gave him a medal.
The President gave him a medal.
The same way Xiang and I found Pandora's Box in New York.
The same way Xiang and I found Pandora's Box in New York.
The tag was 30 stories tall.
The tag was 30 stories tall.
The things I do for my country.
The things I do for my country.
The whispers I hear,
The whispers I hear,
The whole world gonna be looking for us.
The whole world gonna be looking for us.
The whole world is looking for us, Xiang.
The whole world is looking for us, Xiang.
The world is big,
The world is big,
The world is big, but always fits in your heart.
The world is big, but always fits in your heart.
The world's too stupid to realize that Moscow wasn't a bluff.
The world's too stupid to realize that Moscow wasn't a bluff.
Then a man comes along, tells me a story
Then a man comes along, tells me a story
Then Lieutenant Leningrad, who thinks he's got your back.
Then Lieutenant Leningrad, who thinks he's got your back.
Then the body armor would've been real.
Then the body armor would've been real.
Then the two Ivans by the door.
Then the two Ivans by the door.
There are 30,000 satellites orbiting the Earth at this moment.
There are 30,000 satellites orbiting the Earth at this moment.
There it is.
There it is.
There's a war out there.
There's a war out there.
There's enough force in these bad boys
There's enough force in these bad boys
These assholes just took out
These assholes just took out
These days, a regular guy can't afford to be regular.
These days, a regular guy can't afford to be regular.
These four assholes, very bad guys.
These four assholes, very bad guys.
These ghosts of yours are the real kind of trouble.
These ghosts of yours are the real kind of trouble.
They bust in here, step on our throats,
They bust in here, step on our throats,
They claim "that the violation of civil liberties
They claim "that the violation of civil liberties
They say it's the last great adventure, Cage.
They say it's the last great adventure, Cage.
They traded liberty for safety. And us,
They traded liberty for safety. And us,
They would send in a drone, bomb us to hell.
They would send in a drone, bomb us to hell.
They're called exo gloves.
They're called exo gloves.
They're ghosts, in a day and age where
They're ghosts, in a day and age where
They're ghosts, in a day and age where
They're ghosts, in a day and age where
They're gonna send an extraction team
They're gonna send an extraction team
They're gonna start shooting at us, aren't they?
They're gonna start shooting at us, aren't they?
They're practically invisible. Real MI6 kind of shit.
They're practically invisible. Real MI6 kind of shit.
They've got training, they've got funding,
They've got training, they've got funding,
Things the world thought were impossible.
Things the world thought were impossible.
Think you're the only one who knows how to play dead?
Think you're the only one who knows how to play dead?
This ain't a party. This is a race.
This ain't a party. This is a race.
This box only ever had the ability
This box only ever had the ability
This fruit loop chooses Detroit?
This fruit loop chooses Detroit?
This group is lethal,
This group is lethal,
This is a multistage signal disruptor.
This is a multistage signal disruptor.
This is all we've got.
This is all we've got.
This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.
This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.
This is touching.
This is touching.
This is war. And either
This is war. And either
This isn't about Serena.
This isn't about Serena.
This shit is getting real, isn't it?
This shit is getting real, isn't it?
This? Phoenix out of the ashes.
This? Phoenix out of the ashes.
Those, I'll have within 15 minutes.
Those, I'll have within 15 minutes.
Thought he could hold the world ransom.
Thought he could hold the world ransom.
Three flashbangs, two bullets, and one body bag later,
Three flashbangs, two bullets, and one body bag later,
Three inches of security glass?
Three inches of security glass?
Three.
Three.
Tied around your balls like a Christmas bow.
Tied around your balls like a Christmas bow.
To be the hero we needed.
To be the hero we needed.
To catch a bus that doesn't leave for two hours.
To catch a bus that doesn't leave for two hours.
To circumnavigate the globe three times without ever landing.
To circumnavigate the globe three times without ever landing.
To dismantle their spy programs.
To dismantle their spy programs.
To fight and pray
To fight and pray
To find you between China and North Korea.
To find you between China and North Korea.
To get a chance to work with the legendary Xander Cage?
To get a chance to work with the legendary Xander Cage?
To pick you guys up.
To pick you guys up.
To prevent some punk with a laptop from hijacking satellites.
To prevent some punk with a laptop from hijacking satellites.
To waste fuel and drive up profits?
To waste fuel and drive up profits?
To watch
To watch
Touché. You are Xander Cage.
Touché. You are Xander Cage.
Transmit false intelligence, or
Transmit false intelligence, or
Turn the music off!
Turn the music off!
Turns out there's a new mission.
Turns out there's a new mission.
Twelve round mag.
Twelve round mag.
Twenty two
Twenty two
Two grenades, three people.
Two grenades, three people.
Two million hits on YouTube.
Two million hits on YouTube.
Two!
Two!
Uh, looks like East 404 Congress Street.
Uh, looks like East 404 Congress Street.
Uh, uh uh uh...
Uh, uh uh uh...
Uh, where are you going?
Uh, where are you going?
Uh, yeah, I confess, I had my doubts.
Uh, yeah, I confess, I had my doubts.
Uncharted island down the block.
Uncharted island down the block.
Undercover work.
Undercover work.
Unless you want to continue our foreplay.
Unless you want to continue our foreplay.
Until I get what I came for.
Until I get what I came for.
Unwrap me, then.
Unwrap me, then.
Us working as a team.
Us working as a team.
Using a standard issue armor deployment parachute system.
Using a standard issue armor deployment parachute system.
Wait.
Wait.
Was there ever a doubt?
Was there ever a doubt?
Was this always part of your mission, too?
Was this always part of your mission, too?
Was trying to manipulate satellites.
Was trying to manipulate satellites.
Wassup, Nyjah?
Wassup, Nyjah?
Wassup?
Wassup?
Watch the watchers. Fight the enemy within.
Watch the watchers. Fight the enemy within.
We all have our embarrassing moments.
We all have our embarrassing moments.
We are all Triple X.
We are all Triple X.
We both know he's not the bad guy.
We both know he's not the bad guy.
We discovered a high level intelligence officer
We discovered a high level intelligence officer
We failed.
We failed.
We found him. We found Pandora's Box.
We found him. We found Pandora's Box.
We just have different agendas.
We just have different agendas.
We just met.
We just met.
We made it that way.
We made it that way.
We made it that way. I mean, come on.
We made it that way. I mean, come on.
We make our move.
We make our move.
We must have over 100 redundancies in place
We must have over 100 redundancies in place
We need someone who can move like them, fight like them.
We need someone who can move like them, fight like them.
We need someone who can walk into a tornado,
We need someone who can walk into a tornado,
We ran facial IDs on every database in the world.
We ran facial IDs on every database in the world.
We recovered Pandora's Box.
We recovered Pandora's Box.
We stop it today, or we watch the world burn tomorrow.
We stop it today, or we watch the world burn tomorrow.
We the people,
We the people,
We thought we'd end with Augustus' favorite song.
We thought we'd end with Augustus' favorite song.
We took custody of the device.
We took custody of the device.
We were a new T riple X team Gibbons created.
We were a new T riple X team Gibbons created.
We'll land in Manila and you will requisition
We'll land in Manila and you will requisition
We'll set up a triangulated signal tracking system around the city.
We'll set up a triangulated signal tracking system around the city.
We're a bit busy now!
We're a bit busy now!
We're at war for our survival, you don't see it?
We're at war for our survival, you don't see it?
We're doing shit on the board nobody's ever even seen before.
We're doing shit on the board nobody's ever even seen before.
We're here. Okay, send Tennyson.
We're here. Okay, send Tennyson.
We're soldiers, hotshot. Not slackers.
We're soldiers, hotshot. Not slackers.
Well, I heard this is a perfect place to disappear for a few days
Well, I heard this is a perfect place to disappear for a few days
Well, I wasn't actually there, but I, like,
Well, I wasn't actually there, but I, like,
Well, if you won't do it for me,
Well, if you won't do it for me,
Well, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Well, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Well, that's my pitch.
Well, that's my pitch.
Well?
Well?
What a wonderful world
What a wonderful world
What about that one on your wrist?
What about that one on your wrist?
What about that sexy one?
What about that sexy one?
What about you?
What about you?
What about you? How did you get roped into all this?
What about you? How did you get roped into all this?
What are you, my handler?
What are you, my handler?
What are you? Like 220? 230?
What are you? Like 220? 230?
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do you know? It's douchebag hunting season.
What do you know? It's douchebag hunting season.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What happened in Moscow?
What happened in Moscow?
What happened to Marke?
What happened to Marke?
What is this? Eastern Europe in the early '90s?
What is this? Eastern Europe in the early '90s?
What makes you think I'm gonna want to ruin all their fun?
What makes you think I'm gonna want to ruin all their fun?
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell you think you're doing?
What the hell you think you're doing?
What the hell's going on out there?
What the hell's going on out there?
What?
What?
What's been bugging me this whole time
What's been bugging me this whole time
What's the right question?
What's the right question?
What's wrong with you, man? Este hombre está loco.
What's wrong with you, man? Este hombre está loco.
What's wrong, hotshot? No witty comeback?
What's wrong, hotshot? No witty comeback?
When did you realize it was all fake?
When did you realize it was all fake?
When Jesus washed
When Jesus washed
When Jesus washed
When Jesus washed
When Jesus washed
When Jesus washed
When you can buy the knockoff for half the price.
When you can buy the knockoff for half the price.
Where is it? What did you do with Pandora's Box?
Where is it? What did you do with Pandora's Box?
Where'd you find this guy?
Where'd you find this guy?
Which is the long way of saying
Which is the long way of saying
Which is what exactly?
Which is what exactly?
Which means you're already seven minutes behind.
Which means you're already seven minutes behind.
While an avalanche is on your booty?
While an avalanche is on your booty?
While everybody else is stuck on the ground,
While everybody else is stuck on the ground,
Who said there's no such thing as a free meal?
Who said there's no such thing as a free meal?
Who would you target?
Who would you target?
Whoa! Red light! Red light! Red light!
Whoa! Red light! Red light! Red light!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why? What's it do?
Why? What's it do?
With the push of a button,
With the push of a button,
Within the next 24 hours,
Within the next 24 hours,
World getting smaller?
World getting smaller?
World went and got an upgrade since you died, Cage.
World went and got an upgrade since you died, Cage.
Wow, that's an impressive trick.
Wow, that's an impressive trick.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
X said stay on the boat.
X said stay on the boat.
X said stay on the boat.
X said stay on the boat.
X takes care of its own.
X takes care of its own.
X takes care of its own.
X takes care of its own.
X takes care of its own.
X takes care of its own.
X, can't see you guys. Thermal's no good.
X, can't see you guys. Thermal's no good.
X, keep Chatty Cathy talking. I still don't have a shot.
X, keep Chatty Cathy talking. I still don't have a shot.
X!
X!
X.
X.
Xander Cage, I want you to meet Paul...
Xander Cage, I want you to meet Paul...
Xander Cage. Back in action.
Xander Cage. Back in action.
Xander Cage. Holy shit!
Xander Cage. Holy shit!
Xander, do you copy?
Xander, do you copy?
Xander, Marke activated the satellite and it's headed right for us.
Xander, Marke activated the satellite and it's headed right for us.
Xander!
Xander!
Xander!
Xander!
Xander!
Xander!
Yeah, fun scares me.
Yeah, fun scares me.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, these bad boys are my favorite, too.
Yeah, these bad boys are my favorite, too.
Yeah, well, the joke's on him. 'Cause we were never friends.
Yeah, well, the joke's on him. 'Cause we were never friends.
Yeah, whatever, bro.
Yeah, whatever, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it.
Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it.
Yeah. That's what she said.
Yeah. That's what she said.
Yes, minimal casualties. Triple X performed
Yes, minimal casualties. Triple X performed
Yes.
Yes.
Yo, asshole. We gonna have problems?
Yo, asshole. We gonna have problems?
Yo, why don't we just nuke this bitch from orbit and call it a day?
Yo, why don't we just nuke this bitch from orbit and call it a day?
You actually know what you're doing down there.
You actually know what you're doing down there.
You always responded to less subtle motivation.
You always responded to less subtle motivation.
You and your entire team were lost
You and your entire team were lost
You are all my soldiers now.
You are all my soldiers now.
You can check your coat.
You can check your coat.
You can do "dope," can't you?
You can do "dope," can't you?
You could've just asked me.
You could've just asked me.
You crashed my party! Stole my dance partner.
You crashed my party! Stole my dance partner.
You ever bleed so much,
You ever bleed so much,
You fight me with a book?
You fight me with a book?
You forgot the queen.
You forgot the queen.
You gave it back to Marke, didn't you?
You gave it back to Marke, didn't you?
You get that I don't work for suits.
You get that I don't work for suits.
You get that I don't work for suits.
You get that I don't work for suits.
You got me.
You got me.
You got what you wanted.
You got what you wanted.
You had a guy over there wearing $1,000 Beats
You had a guy over there wearing $1,000 Beats
You have three seconds to comply!
You have three seconds to comply!
You have to hurry.
You have to hurry.
You in?
You in?
You keep being the rebel the world doesn't know it needs.
You keep being the rebel the world doesn't know it needs.
You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple X program?
You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple X program?
You know I could've done that, right?
You know I could've done that, right?
You know I could've done that, right?
You know I could've done that, right?
You know I'm good for it.
You know I'm good for it.
You know me. Wind me up,
You know me. Wind me up,
You know someone like that?
You know someone like that?
You know who does feel safe?
You know who does feel safe?
You know,
You know,
You know, I'm touched that you can imagine
You know, I'm touched that you can imagine
You know, no one has this number.
You know, no one has this number.
You know, officially?
You know, officially?
You know, the men who come to this island, they're on the run.
You know, the men who come to this island, they're on the run.
You know, you done pissed on the wrong damn picnic.
You know, you done pissed on the wrong damn picnic.
You looking for someone?
You looking for someone?
You mean the clown show?
You mean the clown show?
You must've been aiming at the other lawless,
You must've been aiming at the other lawless,
You need a new plan.
You need a new plan.
You need something, man?
You need something, man?
You ready to have some fun?
You ready to have some fun?
You really do look different, Gibbons.
You really do look different, Gibbons.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
You smell that?
You smell that?
You stop off for the old rub and tug?
You stop off for the old rub and tug?
You take it from me, and you die first.
You take it from me, and you die first.
You take the box to the NSA,
You take the box to the NSA,
You talked me into it!
You talked me into it!
You think we're in the hood selling TVs and fake watches,
You think we're in the hood selling TVs and fake watches,
You turn around, go get your boat. You can kiss my ass.
You turn around, go get your boat. You can kiss my ass.
You wanna know what it is, Cage?
You wanna know what it is, Cage?
You want to know a secret?
You want to know a secret?
You want to play?
You want to play?
You worry about pawn sacrifice.
You worry about pawn sacrifice.
You would look so sexy with a Frisbee in that mouth.
You would look so sexy with a Frisbee in that mouth.
You're gonna like this.
You're gonna like this.
You're just another tyrant.
You're just another tyrant.
You're late!
You're late!
You're like the frickin' Terminator!
You're like the frickin' Terminator!
You're looking for someone.
You're looking for someone.
You're not good at this.
You're not good at this.
You're not here to hide.
You're not here to hide.
You're not the kind of subtle they prefer.
You're not the kind of subtle they prefer.
You're still shocked when I improvise?
You're still shocked when I improvise?
You're still the best in the world.
You're still the best in the world.
You've got to tighten the strap...
You've got to tighten the strap...
Your country needs you, Mr. Cage. The Triple X program needs you.
Your country needs you, Mr. Cage. The Triple X program needs you.
Your ghosts are hanging out in the Philippines.
Your ghosts are hanging out in the Philippines.
Your mom says hi.
Your mom says hi.
Your own transportation to the island.
Your own transportation to the island.
Yup. He said a lion like me
Yup. He said a lion like me
10%?
10%?
10%.
10%.
18%!
18%!
30% off the top
30% off the top
2009. I climbed the Millennium Wheel.
2009. I climbed the Millennium Wheel.
Brainwave scrambler? It killed Gibbons.
Brainwave scrambler? It killed Gibbons.
Bullshit. Shut up.
Bullshit. Shut up.
Come on! Clear out, let's go!
Come on! Clear out, let's go!
Engines hot! Let's go!
Engines hot! Let's go!
Excuse me. Uh.
Excuse me. Uh.
Go, go! Everybody, fan out!
Go, go! Everybody, fan out!
Hey! Out of the car! Get out! What are you doing?
Hey! Out of the car! Get out! What are you doing?
Huh? Some back up would be nice!
Huh? Some back up would be nice!
I've got a plan! No!
I've got a plan! No!
London. Why? What's in London?
London. Why? What's in London?
Naked? Yeah.
Naked? Yeah.
Right? I've lost you in the heat.
Right? I've lost you in the heat.
Seems excessive. Mmm hmm.
Seems excessive. Mmm hmm.
Thank you, Becky. Of course.
Thank you, Becky. Of course.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. You're welcome.
That is my style, though. Yeah, good. Glad to hear it.
That is my style, though. Yeah, good. Glad to hear it.
Welcome to the moment. Whoa, whoa, whoa
Welcome to the moment. Whoa, whoa, whoa
What can I get you? A cranberry and club soda.
What can I get you? A cranberry and club soda.
What you doing? That's loco, chico!
What you doing? That's loco, chico!
...do you think that counts as crash 199 for me?
...do you think that counts as crash 199 for me?
...I'd say I'm close enough.
...I'd say I'm close enough.
...not.
...not.
...over here.
...over here.
...you expect death.
...you expect death.
'Cause like I said,
'Cause like I said,
"Are you willing to die for it?"
"Are you willing to die for it?"
"Don't move, you asshole."
"Don't move, you asshole."
"is an atrocity that must be stopped."
"is an atrocity that must be stopped."
"of all the citizens of the world
"of all the citizens of the world
"On your knees, you son of a bitch." Which is it?
"On your knees, you son of a bitch." Which is it?
"Today's the day you die."
"Today's the day you die."