"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru Edit

All just waiting to order

And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

And busts out the American Express

And checked the mat beneath my feet

And don't you dare forget it

And he hands me a paper bag

And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer”

And he says, "I'm sorry

And he says, "Oh yeah, that's right

And I drive to the pickup window

And I just can't believe it

And I look at him

And I look at him

And I say to him "Hey, Eugene

And I want a cheeseburger too"

And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't Paul

And pulls out the burger

And she hands me the burger

And she says, "Let me think

And she says, "Now there’s somethin' else

And so I turned around

And that's when I found out

And the lady at the window's like

And then he hands me the ketchup

And then he hands me the ketchup

And then I turn it sideways

And then I unwrap the paper

And then she says

And then we're finally drivin' away

And things got real intense

Click, turned it off

Could I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Did I mention the drive thru?

Do you want to get something delivered?"

For her sake

For just a quarter more"

Forget the chicken sandwich then"

Getting close to the drive thru

Going to hit the ATM today"

He used to be my plumber

Heading off to the drive thru

I bite into those buns

I can't believe there's no wallet!

I hopped up and I said, "I don't know

I lean out the window and scream

I put my head in my hands and scream

I said, "I don't know, what about you?"

I said, "I know a guy named Paul

I said, "I'm wearin' bunny slippers

I said, "Is the chili okay?"

I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

I said, "Okay"

I said, "That's what we're gonna do!"

I said, "Then take our order

I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know"

I said, "Yeah, almost

I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, most of it

I said, "Yes indeed, you certainly can

I say, "Baby, gimme that burger

I say, "Great, except we're in the drive thru

I say, "I know what we'll do!"

I say, "Ketchup!"

I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood

I says no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes

I says no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I shrugged and said, "Okay

I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich

I took back the card and said

I turn around to my wife and say

I'm like, "I should know what I said"

I'm not starvin' either but I could eat"

I'm really kind of burnt tonight"

I'm starvin' to death

I'm zoned out on the sofa

Instead this time"

Is sayin', "Can I take your order, please?"

Just help me to find some change"

Man, I just can't wait to eat

Me and her

Movin' painfully slow

My wife said, "Let it go to voicemail"

My wife says, "Maybe we should park

My wife says, "Maybe we should park

My wife was only carryin' three bucks

Now a woman on a speaker box

Now tell me, who's this Paul?”

Now the lady at the window

Now we're at the pay window

Now who could be callin' me?

Of coins of every sort

Open the garage door

Or whatever you call it

Pick up my receipt

Put my key in the ignition

Say, "Okay, where ya wanna go?"

She just rolls her eyes and says

She said, "You finished that yesterday!"

She says, "I never got around to it

She says, "Just forget about it"

She says, "Oh, he's just some guy

She says, "One, you want a chicken sandwich

She says, "What?" I say, "We're goin' to the drive thru!"

She turned away from me

She's like, "I heard you say liver!"

She's like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver?

So I looked around inside the glove box

So I pick up my change

So read me back my order

So she reaches into her purse

So what do you wanna do?"

So what would I want that for?"

So where's your wallet anyway?”

That I really think you should know”

That's way more than I needed to know!"

The voice on the speaker says

Then I looked at her

Then I open the car doors

Then my wife says

Then she said, "How about now?"

Then she said, "How about now?"

Then she says, "Wait a minute

Then she says, "We're havin' a special

Then we fasten our seat belts

There's still a little bit there but don't worry

To the cashier again

Two, you want a cheeseburger

We could just go eat inside"

We gotta move this line along"

We won't be long"

Well he looks at me

Well I checked my caller ID

Well, here we are in the drive thru line

What cha wanna do for dinner?”

When my wife comes in the room and sees me

With Lynyrd Skynyrd?"

Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?

"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!

"But first you gotta tell me

"Hello, my name is Eugene"

"Hey, what cha tryin’ to do, blind me?"

"I don't have all day!"

"I wanna get a chicken sandwich

"I'll pay for this I guess"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right

"Yeah?" I said, "Why don't you?"

“He also had bladder problems

“I don't feel like, gettin’ all dressed up

“Plus we need curly fries

“Plus we need curly fries

“You can have unlimited refills