"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official Video) Edit

All of my action figures are cherry

And whiter than sour cream

At Pascal well I'm number 1

Bored, shopping online for deals on some writable media

But oh well it's obvious I'm

But so far they all think

Can't you see I'm white ‘n’ nerdy?

Do Vector calculus just for fun

First in my class here at M.I.T.

Got skills, I'm a champion at DND

Holy cow I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

I do HTML do for them all

I got my name on my underwear!

I know in my heart they think I'm

I know they're all thinking

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

I'd like to roll with

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

I'm so white ‘n’ nerdy

I'm too white ‘n’ nerdy

Just because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!

Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me

My front lawn

My rims never spin to the contrary

Only question I ever thought was hard

Stephen Hawking's in my library

The gangsters

The gangsters

The gangsters

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

They laughin'

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

When my friends need some code who do they call?

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack

Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places