"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard Edit

A refreshing herbal tea

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

All because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy

All my used liquor bottles are on display

Almost there at the drive thru

Although it's apparent I'm too

And a really bad infection on his toe"

And eatin' expensive food”

And even the chess team!

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

And he looks at me

And he looks at me

And I copied off of him in Geometry”

And I don't know what I'm singin'

And I look at him

And I pick up the burger

And I said, "Nevermind

And I said, "Um

And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin' late

And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull

And I was singin'..

And in the end some Gungans died

And it wasn't long at all before

And listen up when I tell you this

And maybe now you find

And now my woman's got this weird look

And now we see this acne ridden

And Qui Gon said, "Now listen here

And rollin' their eyes 'cause

And she looked back at me

And she says, "Mister, please

And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right there

And she says, "Oh dear

And she says, “Is this 'Behind the Music'

And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing

And take off my shirt, at least

And that's all I could say was "oh"

And the food is drivin' me mad

And the Illuminati know

And then she says, "Next window please

And then turned back and said, "Did I get it?"

And then we both were quiet

And two medium root beers

And we get in those car doors

And we went to Theed to see the queen

And we were broke, it's true

And we'll be on our way!

Android nougat

Anger uncle macys

Are words, not letters

Are you alright

As we pull out the driveway

Baa..

Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you

Because my wife was getting a headache

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

Before long I had a little pile

Better figure out the difference

Boil boy are we gonna have some bread buns at a high

Boy, this oughta bug your parents

Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date

Bring me shame, can never know why

Bring me shame, can't nothing

Bring me shame, can't nothing

Bring me shame, can't nothing

Bring me shame, can't nothing

Bring me shame, I said

Bring me shame, I said

Bring me shame, it's pointless to try

But he can use the Force they say

But hey, ya know, don't sweat it"

But I don't know what I'm sayin'

But I don't want your drama

But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)

But my cell phone started to ring

But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)

By the time we pull up at the traffic light

Can I help you

Can't you see I'm white ‘n’ nerdy?

Cars in front of us, cars in back of us

Come on!

Could he bring balance to the Force?

Could talk the Federation into

Don't be a moron

Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know!

Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Even dash

Even make a homepage for my dog

Everybody shut up

Everyone listen up (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)

Fast my head right and go ahead

For the third time today

From aluminum foil (foil)

Frozen on her face

George miller

George newman

Get it together, use your spell checker

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Go back to pre school, get out of the gene pool

Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans

Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequinned Crocs

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

Happy little weasel

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

Have you worst nightmare

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

He was prematurely bald

He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

Here in line at the drive thru

Hey tony

Hi

How are you

How come you're always such a fussy young man?

How would you like your own TV show

How'd I get so white ‘n’ nerdy?

I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve

I don't even like liver!"

I edit Wikipedia

I found a nickel in an ashtray

I get drunk at the bank

I got a business doing websites

I got a little bored

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

I guess I'll train this boy

I hand it to the lady

I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)

I haven't seen him all night

I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis

I Instagram every meal I've had

I just gotta have a bite!"

I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

I just spaced out there for a second

I look him in the eyes

I meet some chick, ask her this and that

I memorized the Holy Grail really well

I said medium, not large!"

I said, "I thought you were

I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady

I said, "Well you know, baby

I said, "Yeah, well I don't know"

I said, "You always get a cheeseburger!"

I sat behind him last year

I step a little bit closer

I still don't know what I'm singin'

I still will teach this boy"

I super sized you at no charge"

I think you have somethin' in your teeth"

I wanna bowl with

I wanna roll with

I was in AV club and Glee club

I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

I would live tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'll see you later

I'm asking something I could do

I'm like, "No, I said 'delivered' "

I'm like, "Yeah, I already said that I do”

I'm nerdy in the extreme

I'm so white ‘n’ nerdy

I've been browsing, inspectin'

I've figured out these shadow organizations

If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you

If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too

If you really wanna, leave out that Oxford comma

If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too

Irony is not coincidence

Is looking at me kinda strange

Isn't even old enough to shave

Isn't it a little late for you to be working

It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

It was just cousin Larry callin'

It's a contraction (yeah yeah yeah)

It's gotta be cash only

It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss

It's probably just a piece of toast"

It's quite apparent your grammar's errant

Just because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just keep in mind that be, see, are, you...

Just stick it in your pointy ear

Kid about sixteen

Learn to diagram a sentence too

Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by ufos and forced into weight loss programs

Let's make sure you got it right"

Like are you pregnant girl, or just really fat? (What?)

Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!

Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)

Mashed potatoes my favorite

Mass

May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

Maybe you flunked that class

MC Escher, that's my favorite MC

Mmm, lovely!

Moo.

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Never let you forget some favor I did for you

Never settle for less

No

No "x" in espresso

No no

No, just one, we'll split it"

Not unless you got seventy five thousand dollars

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'

Now we're here at the drive thru

Now, what does that mean?

Oh boy I gotta go

Oh I bet I know

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Oh, you're a lost cause

OK bye

Okay now here's the deal, I'll try to educate ya

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

One thing I ask of you

Plastic cling wrap, really a no brainer

Play west

Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!

Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV

Put my hand in my pocket

Read my bedroom

RJ

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

See look at the time

Seven o'clock in the evening

Seventy five thousand in cash by friday night

Sex with furniture what do you think

She said, "So what do you have in mind?"

She said, "That went bad a week ago!"

She said, "Why don't you whip up somethin’ in the kitchen?"

She says, "How about The Ivy?"

She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry let's eat"

She says, "I kinda had a big lunch

She says, "That's not what I'm hungry for"

She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"

She screams, "You know

She's like, "You want onions on that?"

She's says, "Olive Garden?"

Shut up

Sing distinctly? We don't wanna

Sixty two

So eat it

So for dinner

So I ain't leavin' this ride"

So I just keep what's still unchewed

So I turned on the radio

So I'm not super hungry"

So she reaches in the bag

So we both just sat there quietly

So we head out the front door

So we inched ahead in line

So we made a wager or two

So we took him there and we told the tale

Soundtrack

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Stick it in your cooler (cooler)

Taking

That kind of wrap is just the best

That really makes me wanna literally

That they're finally primed for world domination

That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents"

That's right

That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why

The clown

The lady counts it up and says

The time to learn your homophones is past due

Then I get an idea

Then I said, "I'm guessin' that

Then we drive to the drive thru

There's a big conspiracy

There's no doubt"

There's no killer rap I haven't run

There's some idiot in a Volvo

They forgot the onions!

They interviewed the kid

They see me mowin'

They see me roll on, my Segway

They see me strollin'

They were having a sale down at the GAP

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy

Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review

Think you should only write in Emoji

This is important

This is ridiculous

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning

Three, curly fries and a large root beer"

To help you distinguish what is proper English (everybody wise up)

To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

To learn some grammar (what)

To probe your butt or read your mind

To see how good the boy could be

Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free

Try again

Try your best to not drool

Two

Unless you're seven, or your name is Prince

Watchin’ somethin' stupid on TV

Watt

We all fought in that epic war

We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

We don't take credit cards here"

We really white ‘n’ nerdy

We started singin'..

We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

We're all going to grow old and die someday

We're approaching the drive thru

Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks

Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants

Wearin' a dorky nametag that says

Well gotta go

Well maybe you could come work for maine

Well, I know he built C 3PO

Well, I was gonna say something

Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly

What are the police say

What are you doing

What did you want again?"

What it is you're hungry for!"

What time do you normally go home

What time is it

What's left in our refrigerator?"

What's the message I'm conveyin'?

What's wrong?

What's your name

Where do you wanna go

Where is uncle harvey

White ‘n’ nerdy

White ‘n’ nerdy

White n' nerdy

Who goes to school with me

Why

With all these marbles in my mouth

With his brights on behind me

With its intoxicating bouquet

Work on that grammar

X men comics you know I collect 'em

You "literally couldn't get out of bed" (what)

You better listen, better do what you're told

You don't wanna know

You finished second grade; I hope you can tell

You haven't even touched your tuna casserole

You make me sad

You really need a full time proofreader

You should have

You should never

You would not use "it's" in this case as a possessive (no no no)

You'll find that they're quite stationary

You're hungry aren't you

You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game

You're probably not too bright

Your butt is fine bell minus

Your table manners are a cryin' shame

43 Bumper Stickers and a "YOLO" license plate

'Bout what's figurative and what's literal

"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"

"Gee, really? Well that sucks!"

"How much have you got on you?"

"I don't know who you are anymore!"

"I never ordered a large root beer

"Oh"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Stop, don't go no further!"

"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard Sound

"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard Sound

"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard Sound

"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard Sound

"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard Sound

"Well well well, that'll be five eighty two"

"Well, it's the shortening of a word or group of words by omission of a sound or letter"

"You're still about a dollar short"

“And Burrito King would make me gassy

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Because I'm Tacky)

(Go away)

(Hey hey hey)

(Hey hey hey)

(Oh Lord)

*belch*