The School of Rock (2003) Edit

A bitch.

A singer?

A win will go on our permanent record.

A win will go on your permanent record. Hello, Harvard, yo.

AC/DC?

Actually, he's how I was appointed to the Presidential Council

All kinds of merchandise, which leads me to your first assignment:

All right, get to class.

All right, here's a useful lesson for you.

All right, let's go!

All right, look alive. Listen up.

All right, look, here's the deal.

All right, now take it down nice and quiet.

All right, now that was a perfectly decent rock song.

All right, OK. Lawrence, give me a G note.

All right, slow it up. Listen up, you guys.

All right, then. Well, thanks again. You saved the day.

All right, this is useless, all right?

All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here.

All right, well, that's fine, Emily. You're excused.

All right, you guys, let's kick it into overdrive.

All right, you guys. Just wait here for a minute.

All right? All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. But if anyone finds out, we'll be disqualified.

All right. Everybody, class has begun.

All right. Frankie, how's security?

All right. Good. Stop.

All right. Sit down.

All right. Well...

All the cues are to the other song.

All you bullies get out of my way Because I am really ticked off

All you gotta do is rock your heart out.

Amazing grace

An artist led the way

And 54 is 45 more than... What is the answer, Marta?

And Gordon here, he's a genius!

And he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank.

And how is this homework?

And I am proud, just to even know them. And...

And I don't even care. You know what? So what.

And I don't want to be in breach of educational law

And I expect everyone to have a presentation.

And I got a headache and the runs.

And I nailed the audish, but I didn't get it. Guess who did.

And I say recess.

And I want the backup singers to be like:

And I'm pretty sure l've touched them.

And if you wanna be The teacher's pet

And if you wanna be The teacher's pet

And if you wanna be The teacher's pet

And if you wanna be The teacher's pet

And in the words of AC/DC:

And it was never a problem until she showed up. Dump her.

And it was so scary.

And it's a requirement.

And it's time for all this dysfunction to stop.

And keep that same rhythm. Go.

And Marta here, she's...

And Ned has the most important job there is.

And not only am I gonna play, I'm el capitáno,

And on drums, Spazzy McGee.

And on Zack's song, you guys really rock.

And only what Miss Sheinkopf gives you.

And operation of this technology.

And operation of this technology.

And she wasn't bad.

And she's not gonna be happy when she hears about this.

And six times a billion is...

And that pressure has turned me into one thing that I never wanted to be.

And that's a C. All right? You got that?

And that's why you're in the band. You, sing.

And the kids are excited about hearing some Mozart.

And the legend of the rent Was way hardcore

And The Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon,

And the middle one. No middle one, I changed my mind.

And the writing Was written on the stone

And then a beam of light,

And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles.

And then that magic man He come to town

And then that magic man Took you away

And then, Katie, you come in with the bass.

And then, Zack, you come in with a face melter.

And then...

And there's something about you that makes me feel more relaxed.

And therefore, E=MC².

And this song was written by our own Zack Mooneyham.

And those that can't teach, teach gym. Am I right?

And we maintain that by adhering to a strict code of conduct,

And we shall teach rock 'n' roll to the world.

And what I say goes. So put your hands over your hearts.

And will defer to him on all issues

And you can see me and my guitar.

And you know what?

And you know who else has a weight issue?

And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass.

And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids.

And, Roberta, now that I see you...

Anyway, all the stuff you want your kids to know, it's been covered, OK?

Apparently, that man is not Ned Schneebly.

Are we gonna do that every day?

Are you gonna teach us anything or are we just gonna sit here?

Are you warm?

As class factotum, first l'd like to just say, welcome to Horace Green.

As for me, I will be singing lead vocal and shredding guitar.

As long as I'm here, there will be no grades or gold stars or demerits.

As much as a few weeks,

As you know, it is the most important event of the year.

At least she has rhythm.

Baby, we were making straight A's

Baby, you just better forget it

Baby, you just better forget it

Baby, you just better forget it

Band manager.

Because I could be dismembered by the teacher's union.

Because I couldn't keep kidding myself anymore.

Because I'm sexy and chubby, man.

Because in this life, you can't win.

Because it's a long way to the top lf you wanna rock 'n' roll

Because it's a long way to the top lf you wanna rock 'n' roll

Because it's Parents' Night tonight.

Because that's tough. Not many singers can do that. And...

Because the world is run by The Man.

Because those that can't do, teach.

Because you guys have the right attitude,

Before they bit the dust was play Battle of the Bands.

Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow

Billy, how's beautification?

Billy, I'm talking to Principal Mullins.

Billy, it's just not the right style.

Bob's our P.E. teacher.

Boom, a couple of these. Now, here.

Boom! Big old explosion.

Boom.

But guess what. Oh, no.

But I figure I'm gonna be here for a while.

But I made a special position just for you.

But I must say, I find your methods of teaching very unusual.

But I think we should get a leg up on the competition, don't you?

But I will sing it.

But if we do, we will fall with dignity!

But if you're in a rocking band, you're the cat's pajamas.

But instead of playing like this, you tip it on the side, ''chello'', you've got a bass.

But it's the 20 minute solos. it's the stage dives.

But l've been sitting on some awesome material, so...

But let me hear:

But Miss Dunham only gives us recess for 1 5 minutes...

But Mr. S wanted us to get a head start.

But Mr. S, that poster charts everyone's performance.

But no one Seemed to understand

But not you guys, because you're not normal. You're special.

But once I get up on stage, start doing my thing, people worship me.

But rock is about the passion, man. Where's the joy?

But that's the problem.

But the kids could learn by getting out of the classroom.

But the legend of the rent Was way hardcore

But the legend of the rent Was way hardcore

But the legend of the rent Was way past due

But there's such a thing as teacher student confidentiality,

But to put Ned in jeopardy is selfish.

But we need somebody to start immediately.

But we were stuck in a dumb daze

But we were stuck in a dumb daze

But we were stuck in a dumb daze

But we're not interested in experimental education here.

But when she sings, she blows people's minds.

But y'all be rocking when I'm done

But you can't be funny and be the principal of a prep school.

But you have gotta let them lead the way.

But you know what? That's just one guy's opinion.

But you said we could make an exception,

But you stole my heart You cheated and lied

But your loving ls much too strong

But, Ned, no power plays, man.

Bye, Mom. See you later.

Can we try that? Also, we need some ''ooh la la's'', so like:

Can't we just do this later?

Can't you see That I am not afraid

Cello.

Chances like this do not come around every day.

Children.

Chill out, dude. Rock isn't about getting an A.

Clear.

Come on, come on Come on, come on

Come on, come on.

Come on, I want to hear it, Kurt Cobain.

Come on, man, quit goofing around. This is serious business.

Come on, man! One show, $20,000 prize,

Come on, Tomika, melt it.

Come on!

Come on. Go, go, go!

Come on. Let's go.

Dang it. Freddy, this is your teacher talking!

DeShawn, what do you got? All right, play.

Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp.

Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and...

Dewey, I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is.

Dewey, I'm not a satanic sex god anymore.

Dewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so...

Dewey, listen to me.

Dewey, man, I hope this doesn't come between us.

Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.

Dewey?

Did you hear what I said?

Do it again. Give me that:

Do my chore day after day And they don't want any lip

Do you have another blanket?

Do you know if he's available?

Do you think maybe we could grab some coffee?

Don't take much To memorize your lies

Don't take much To memorize your lies

Don't take much To memorize your lies

Don't talk about my bow tie.

Don't tell me you guys never got the Led out.

Don't worry about me. I'm a hard ass.

Dude, I service society by rocking.

Dude, is my face OK? I think you melted it off.

Dude, l've been mooching off you for years,

Dude, we're just chilling.

Dude, you are cool. The way you play. Why do you say you're not cool?

Dude, you got a disease.

Dude, you gotta cheer up. We played a kick ass show.

Dude! You did it, man! Those lights were awesome!

Easy credit rip off Good time

Especially after what they've been through.

Every last one of them.

Every school in the state is competing.

Everybody wants to party with Aretha!

Everybody!

Everybody.

Everyone, this is Ned Schneebly. He's covering for Gail.

Except for the time she got drunk at the alumni dinner.

Excuse me, please. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Just one second, please.

Factotum.

Faculty included.

Feel like l've been hypnotized

Fight for your love Yeah

Fight for your love Yeah

Fight for your love Yeah

First thing you do when you start a band...

Flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it! No, no, no.

For Blondie, Blondie.

For Experimental Educationers.

For Lawrence, Yes. That's the name of the band.

Forget about what I told you. Look, I'm a loser, OK?

Frankie?

Freddy, get out of that van this instant.

Freddy, what do you like to do?

Freddy, where are your sleeves? And what have you done to your hair?

Freddy! Come on, man. We gotta focus up.

Freddy?

From ''You're not hardcore''. One, two, three.

From Maggot Death. That's the real you.

From the midnight sun Where the hot springs blow

G, G, G, G, G, G

Gabe Green. He teaches second. Jane Lemmons, fourth.

Get in the van.

Get on it.

Get on the drum. Bass it up.

Getting ripped off

Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some of that.

Give up. Just quit.

God of rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass.

Good knuckle crack.

Good morning. Just a reminder:

Good work, Summer. Four and a half stars for you.

Good, because I need the money. Now, listen.

Good. Stop. Are there any drummers in the house?

Good. Time to write a rock song.

He did a whole professional light show on his computer in three days. And...

He is a lazy freeloader,

He said, ''Recess is in session Two and two make five''

He says he wants to be a musician. ls this your influence?

He shall be rocking ln my show

He wanted us to play a show so we could make money.

He's out of here.

He's walking all over you.

Hear my heartsick, hungry cry

Hear my heartsick, hungry cry

Hello, this is Ned Schneebly.

Hello?

Here we go!

Hey, have you seen a little kid, like, yay high?

Hey, is she always like that?

Hey, it's all gonna be fine.

Hey, Mr. S?

Hey, wait. Come here, guys.

Hey, we didn't come here to win. We came here to play one great show.

Hey, what's going on? Where is everyone?

Hey, what's up?

Hey, you in a band?

Hey, you've got something everybody wants.

Hi there. Hi. it's OK. it's cool. I just wanted to say, I'm really sorry.

Hi, this is Ned Schneebly...

Hit me.

Hold on, buddy!

Hook me up.

How about everyone in magenta with beads and sequins?

How are we being graded in all this?

How can you kick me out Of what is mine?

How can you kick me out Of what is mine?

How could you let our kids be exposed to this impostor?

How do we get gold stars if we just have recess?

How long is the job?

How sweet the sound

I agree. You're fired.

I am principal of the school's band.

I can't believe we weren't graded.

I can't make a mistake. I gotta be perfect.

I did something bad, Ned.

I didn't get no allowance today So now I'm really ticked off

I didn't murder anybody. I wanted to play a great show.

I do.

I don't feel good. I feel sick.

I don't know anything about it. Where is it?

I don't know, burn stuff?

I don't know, but...

I don't know, school policy is very difficult to get around.

I don't know. Because I'm fat.

I don't know. l...

I don't understand.

I don't wanna hang out with wannabe corporate sellouts.

I don't want to be a cheerleader. Look, my mother is a room parent,

I feel like l've been hypnoticized

I feel sorry for you guys.

I found the missing ingredient. You're in the band.

I got a check from Horace Green Prep for $1 ,200.

I got a job. I'll have rent by the end of the week. Go tell the mayor.

I had to do my chores today So I am really ticked off

I have an idea.

I know when I count you Down from ten

I know, but the preparations, there's not enough time.

I liked it, Mr. Schneebly. I thought it was really catchy.

I mean, don't you miss rocking out?

I mean, just come on. Come up with some money, please.

I mean, you know how he gets in the morning.

I might not be that perfect son

I miss it.

I need to speak with Principal Mullins.

I need to speak with Principal Mullins.

I say no testing, and I will tell you why, Joe.

I shouldn't have barged in here.

I tell you, people it's harder than it looks

I tell you, people it's harder than it looks

I tell you, people it's harder than it looks

I think he's just coming in right... Ned, phone!

I think it might be one of those things where people are intimidated.

I think it's time we started our new class project.

I told them 1 5 times, make it out to cash!

I told you to be like Ned, I didn't tell you to be Ned.

I told you, as soon as I talk to the band, I'll get back to you.

I wanna be a singer.

I wanted to give them something to look forward to, to keep their spirits up.

I was funny. I was.

I was gonna tell you last night, but you passed out, man.

I was hanging with real rockers.

I was not planning on unveiling it,

I was thinking of my other name. My middle name.

I wasn't always wound this tight. There was a time when I was fun.

I will send a note home to your parents. Let's go.

I would really love to talk some more about your philosophy on teaching.

I wrote it in, like, 1 5 minutes.

I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

I'm a working stiff. And that's cool.

I'm gonna be busy rocking out, so it's up to you

I'm gonna form my own band. We're gonna start a revolution.

I'm gonna need Alicia to give me a two second vocal solo. Here it comes.

I'm gonna solo there if it's cool with you.

I'm heartsick

I'm heartsick D minor.

I'm holding you to that.

I'm horrified, but it was incredible. lt was so great.

I'm hungry Thought I could survive on you

I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers.

I'm not a fighter I'm a lover

I'm not a fighter I'm a lover

I'm not a fighter I'm a lover

I'm not a temp. I'm a sub. And soon I'll be a certified teacher.

I'm not cool enough. People in bands are cool. I'm not cool.

I'm not. I can admit it. But you're 1 0, and you're better than me.

I'm out there liberating people with my music.

I'm Rosalie Mullins. I'm principal of Horace Green.

I'm sorry I lied.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but Miss Lemmons said she heard music

I'm talking about bands that rock.

I'm the principal at Horace Green Prep. We're having a little emergency.

I'm very happy that you're able to extend your stay,

I'm welded to your Chain, chain, chain

Jimmy Page, Robert Plant?

Just because you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band.

Just do whatever you want.

Just get in there and tell those parents what you've been teaching their kids.

Just go out and have recess.

Just see if you can do what I do. Just give it a try.

Just to play one song for you, so sit down, shut up and listen!

Just worship the band.

Kaboot it.

Keep that G coming all day long.

Keeping your head over water Making a wave when you can

Kick some ass!

Kids? ls this some kind of gimmick?

Know what would be better?

L'd like to introduce Miss Dunham's substitute.

L'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last a day.

L'll be good, I swear!

L'll drink to that.

L'll find you ln my loving arms again

L'll make up some samples.

L'll never...

L'll play you my song, if you want.

L'll take you there

L'll tell everyone it was my fault. You'll be fine. One day!

L've been biting my tongue Too many times

L've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?

L've got it all covered. What's going on, are you mad at me?

L've got vision up the butt, so just go with it.

L've just been informed that all of your children are missing.

L've never been to this side of town before, in fact.

L've never worked there.

Last thing... Guitar after homework and chores,

Latin, Spanish, French,

Latin... Math. Did I say that already?

Lawrence is good at piano

Lawrence on lead solo keyboard, go!

Lawrence, you ever played keyboards? Any techno?

Lead guitar...

Led Zeppelin.

Let me assure you that nothing is more important to us

Let me just say a couple more things.

Let the children's laughter...

Let's get rocking!

Let's go, hurry.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's grease up the hinges, and listen,

Let's hear it.

Let's just give this everything we got. We may fall on our faces,

Let's just show them what we got. What do you say?

Let's rock.

Let's see. OK, Paola, let's see you.

Lf a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking him.

Lf anything goes wrong, it's my head. it's my head in the smasher.

Lf I do what you say I might turn into a robot

Lf I was gonna give you a grade, l'd give you an A.

Lf someone was pushing you around,

Lf we're gonna win this thing, we gotta actually start playing some music.

Lf you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me.

Lf you have any problems with any students, send them to me.

Lf you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules.

Lf you're so desperate, then quit low balling us.

Light board's up in the balcony. I'll patch it up.

Like there's something wrong. Yeah!

Like, I care about you, man.

Listen to the vocal solo on ''The Great Gig in the Sky''.

Listen, Ros, I was thinking about organizing a field trip.

Ln 1 492, Columbus sailed the ocean... ?

Ln his heart he knew

Ln six years.

Ln the ancient time

Ln the end of time

Ln the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man.

Lntimidated?

Long way to the top lf you wanna rock 'n' roll

Look at them.

Look out the window.

Look, I'm sorry, dude. I was desperate.

Look, they're just really cool kids. lf they were mine, I would be so proud.

Loosey goosey, baby, loosey goosey.

Ls that a new song? Who's this guy?

Ls that such a crime?

Ls there anything else you need?

Lsn't that a song?

Lt could be very educational.

Lt is the afternoon. I meant now.

Lt starts off...

Lt was a beauty contest. They didn't listen to the music. Boo! No!

Lt was a waste of time, but it was better than school.

Lt was just a warm up.

Lt wasn't fair to you or the kids,

Lt will blow the classical music out your butt.

Lt will test your head and your mind and your brain too.

Lt wouldn't be a date or anything. I get nervous around the parents,

Lt's a long way to the top lf you wanna rock 'n' roll

Lt's a long way to the top lf you want to rock 'n' roll

Lt's a rare blood disease. ''Stick it to da man niosis''.

Lt's all right, Emily, don't cry. Just try to be a bit more conscientious.

Lt's called...''Rock Band''.

Lt's glitter rock and it's glam and it's fabulous.

Lt's more complicated than that. There's safety issues.

Lt's not a gimmick. They're kids, but they're awesome.

Lt's one thing to throw your life away,

Lt's prestigious.

Lt's the most important job of all.

Lt's very... it's very cool.

Lt's... it's true.

Mad? I'm furious!

Make an exception.

Man, you know I don't have it.

Math is a really cool thing

Math is a wonderful thing

Math, math, math, math, math

Maybe even lasers and smoke machines.

Maybe we just weren't that good.

Memory All alone in the moonlight...

Miss ''Dumbum'' ain't your teacher today, I am.

Mommy, could we please talk about this later?

Mötorhead?

Mr. S has never taught here at Horace Green,

Mr. S was cool. We worked too long and too hard not to play the show.

Mr. S, I have a lot of ideas.

Mr. S, what's going on?

Mr. S?

Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.

Mr. Schneebly, before we start, shouldn't I first take attendance?

Mr. Schneebly...

Music. I haven't heard any music.

My doctor said, ''Take it easy''

My gut got busted!

My papa said, ''Come on home''

My parents don't spend $1 5,000 a year for recess.

Ned, aren't you tired of letting people push you around?

Ned, is this true?

Ned, would you mind coming with me tonight to Parents' Night?

Ned. Call me ''Ned''.

Never thought that l'd be fighting you

New schedule.

Nice to meet you.

Nice.

No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky.

No more reading. Time for rock.

No more secret songs. All right, Lawrence,

No way. That is so punk rock.

No, he's not here.

No, Hendrix played this guitar.

No, I am the principal of a school.

No, it's nine

No, no, Ned. I'm sorry, I'm just a little stressed out

No, no. I'm not a teacher. I'm a fraud.

No, no. We don't use corporal punishment here.

No, thanks.

No, we can't talk about it later, because we have to go to work.

No, you cannot, because when it comes to their kids,

No! Boo!

No! So step off! Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!

No.

No. Come on. No.

No. I don't think so. No.

No. No.

No. No. Come on back this afternoon.

No. That's not true. They're like cheerleaders.

No. You're not.

Not if you don't pay your rent, it's not. Get a job.

Nothing. I got a hot date, that's what's going on.

Now do it to me.

Now give me a platform. Let's rock, let's rock today.

Now give me an E chord. Just go:

Now give me some rhythm.

Now go an octave below.

Now I think it's time we heard from a little somebody.

Now let's get out there and melt some faces!

Now smile and nod your head and let me see your eyeballs wide

Now the first test is over.

Now touch me, babe

Now we're playing Battle of the Bands. it's the coolest thing!

Now y'all know who I am

Now, come on. lf someone was in your grill,

Now, do you know when Mr. Schneebly will be back?

Now, hold up now.

Now, I know that you know that this is a severe problem.

Now, listen, normal kids would have been stoked to slack off,

Now, this is serious business here. We've got a mission.

Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?

Now, you can teach them well,

Now, you don't want me to have to call your parents, do you?

Now, your job is to master the transportation

Of course I believe in grades. I was testing you. You passed.

Of course you can, Fancy Pants.

Oh, dude, cool.

Oh, God.

Oh, he's, like, one of the leading leaders in...unusual methods.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Oh, man, I would love to take the kids to a concert.

Oh, man, this guy sucks, man.

Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in.

Oh, my God. He's an idiot.

Oh, my God. You've gotta be kidding me.

Oh, my goodness. Nice pipes, Tomika.

Oh, my gosh, the lights and the guitar solos...

Oh, Ned. A substitute is a teacher.

Oh, no.

Oh, that's it! OK, keep going with that.

Oh, well, we don't do that.

Oh, what do they teach in this place?!

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah I am alive

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I was this close to getting a chair on the Polish Philharmonic,

Oh, you don't know The Man?

Oh, you know I was on the honor roll

Oh, you're on this? You're on this?

Oh, your school is the best.

OK, and for you, Jimi Hendrix, Axis: Bold As Love.

OK, Blondie, Brace Face,

OK, but let your fingers do the rocking.

OK, come here.

OK, fine.

OK, for you, Rush, 2 1 1 2. Neil Peart,

OK, give me like a... Like a:

OK, here's a guitar pick.

OK, I don't think I can go in there.

OK, I will sing it for you, but let me just get in the zone.

OK, look. l've gotten to know your kids the past few weeks. They're awesome.

OK, now play this note right here. That's a G.

OK, people, pay attention, because I do not want to have to fail you.

OK, see, I would like to tell you about what we've been doing in here,

OK, so just verbal abuse?

OK, so what are we supposed to do?

OK, well, teachers like to play too.

OK, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes:

OK, who's got food in here?

OK, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime.

OK, you stay right there. Don't move.

OK, your first mission: soundproofing this room.

OK!

OK? Give that a try.

OK? Well, there's just one problem there

OK.

OK.

OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub,

OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub,

OK. For you. Not for her, man. For you.

OK. I'll do it.

OK. I'm going to bed.

OK. Now, Columbus had three boats. The Niña, the... ?

OK. Now, you got...

OK. Now.

OK. Sing me something.

OK. Summer. Here.

OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.

OK. Why don't you pick me up at, say, 6:40.

OK. Yes, you can be in my band.

On bass, Posh Spice.

On behalf of the Battle of the Bands,

On keyboards, Mr. Cool.

On Tuesdays, the children have music class now.

One day. Then I will come clean.

One great rock show can change the world.

One great rock show can change the world.

One of our teachers broke her leg this morning,

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three.

Ooh, baby, ooh, ooh

Other people gotta come For the next show

Parents need to be notified. it's against school policy.

Parents' Night is coming up,

Pat faxed me your résumé. it's very impressive.

Pat Wickam at Milton Prep recommended I call Mr. Schneebly.

People are gonna dig you, I swear.

Piano man, front and center.

Pinta, that's right. And... ?

Play each other's songs. You got lyrics?

Play it up here on the cymbal, but really light.

Play it, but also keep it rocking. Good.

Please take your seats.

Please.

Putting on a great show is the most important thing.

Question:

Raise my hand before I can speak my mind

Read between the lines, Theo.

Read between the lines!

Really?

Related to the musical direction of the band.

Remember, she took up the tablecloth and whirled around with it?

Right. OK. Good work, people.

Ring any bells?

Roadies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later.

Rock ain't about doing things perfect.

Rock ain't about getting loaded and being a jerk.

Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme

Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme

Rock is the reason Rock is the rhyme

Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady.

Ros, excuse me, wanted to remind you about our field trip tomorrow.

Ros?

School of Rock!

School of Rock!

School of Rock!

School of Rock! School of Rock!

School of Rock! School of Rock!

School of Rock! School of Rock! School of Rock!

Scratching and surviving Good time

See you guys.

See you later.

See, I volunteer down at St. Margarita's, in the children's wing,

She can hit an A above high C. Did you know that?

She could run this year. I would vote for her.

She got up on the table and did a Stevie Nicks impersonation.

She thought she was too fat, so they were dying, and the principal got drunk.

She's better live than she is on the album.

Sheila E? Meg White from the White Stripes?

Shoot it.

Shut up.

Since you started, all my son talks about is music.

Sings a song Sounds like she's singing

Sir, can I see you in the hall for a moment?

Slap it.

So do yourselves a favor and just give up!

So don't waste your time

So get off your ''ath'' Let's do some math

So how much are we talking here?

So I find it's best to over prepare. Right?

So I have been...

So I say, time for recess.

So I want you all to be on your best behavior.

So if from now on you could just stick to the curriculum, that would be great.

So let's just keep it on the down low, shall we?

So please just continue with your method.

So the curriculum is on the desk.

So try out this ancient technique. it's called ''power stance''.

So we'll go together?

So you think you'll be just fine Without me, but you're mine

So, Tomika, what's going on? What do you mean, you can't sing?

So, what would you say to a bully?

So...

So...

Some lunatic kidnapped our kids. Our kids are in there.

Some, like, confetti comes down.

Sometimes you gotta know when to quit.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Stay there. I'm gonna put on some music.

Step off, everybody.

Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!

Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!

Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!

Stevie!

Stop. Stop. OK.

Stop. That's perfect. You're perfect. Stay right there, OK?

Stop. We have a red alert. it's Mullins.

Stop. You guys, stop messing around. We've got a lot of work to do.

Stop. You've got it, and I don't even know what it is, but you've got it.

Summer Hathaway. Nice to meet you.

Summer is gonna be the first woman president of the United States.

Summer, if you grade grub, I will send you back to the first grade. You got it?

Summer, that is great.

Summer, you get an A plus and 50 gold stars.

Summer, you're in charge of everything.

Summer, you're the class whatever, go to the board.

Take five.

Take five.

Tell him if he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week,

Temping?

Temporary layoff Good time

Ten to 1 1 , Rock Appreciation and Theory.

Ten? No way, dude. How long you been playing?

Than for you to feel your children are in a safe and secure environment.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming down, but you're really not what we're looking for.

Thanks. So's yours.

That are the boring subjects.

That goes for all of you guys. Don't make me come back here.

That is so typical Ned. When will you stop being a pushover?

That sounds very impressive,

That was a really cool lesson today.

That was incredible! That was incredible.

That was tasty.

That were touched over onto the peanut butter and jelly tray.

That's all I got so far. it's a work in progress.

That's all? Well, that's a mistake.

That's bad. That's like George of the Jungle.

That's good.

That's good. Actually, it's Santa María.

That's how you figure out what kind of band to be. So who do you like?

That's it, Freddy. That's it.

That's it. Guys, rock 'n' roll positions.

That's it. You own the universe.

That's really good. Just stay right here.

That's right, I'm The Man, and who's got the guts to tell me off?

That's right.

That's terrific. But who are you, babe?

That's weird.

That's what I decided long ago.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about. OK, let's do it again,

The band is mine

The band is mine

The band's future depends on you.

The best defense is a good offense.

The children just had their lunch.

The cleaning guy is coming to Clean up the sticky stuff on the floor

The first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences.

The gloves are off You hit below the belt

The gloves are off You hit below the belt

The hammer of the gods

The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV!

The Man's just gonna call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul.

The next thing I wanna hear...

The parents scrutinize our every move,

The Philharmonic. They do classics. They do Beethoven, Mozart...

The point is, you all can just chill today.

The Santa Marina.

The School of Rock Yeah

The School of Rock.

The School of Rock.

The thing is, I just want you to keep in mind,

The thing is, you guys, I ain't that good.

The thing is, you're a rock star now.

The very next thing... I don't wanna hear anything unless I hear...

The winner of this year's Battle of the Bands competition...

Then band practice till the end of the day.

Then get in there and do it.

Then gives us a pop quiz, then splits us up into reading groups.

Then we shouldn't take no for an answer.

There used to be a way to stick it to The Man. lt was called rock 'n' roll.

There was a man Who knew the road

There's no way you can stop

There's one at the end of the month.

There's this kid Larry who's like, ''I'm not cool,'' but now he's like:

There's this other girl who can sing like:

These kids have worked their fingers to the bone

These parents will come down on me like a nuclear bomb.

These parents, they have no sense of humor.

They aren't real rockers. They're posers.

They called for a sub. I said I was you, to make some money.

They can't sing like you can. I need you.

They don't want to know. Keep it zipped.

They might be a little distracting.

They run around. There's no discipline. They're happy. it's anarchy.

They want us to go play another song. it's good! Go, you guys!

They were awesome.

They'd get into Battle of the Bands.

They're sluts. They sleep with the band.

They're terminal.

This ain't my band, it's our band. We all have a say.

This is a bass guitar. it's exactly the same,

This is Mr. Schneebly.

This is my apartment, babe.

This is Spider. He's replacing you.

This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear.

This is the first time a teacher has asked me

This project is called ''Rock Band''.

Thought this was Battle of the Bands, not the Mickey Mouse Club.

Three horns. That's very clever.

Three years. I used to play classical, now I play rock.

Tighten up the screws, OK?

Tip of the tongue, teeth and the lips.

To blow minds with our high voltage rock.

To get in, you gotta be in a band or have a pass.

To make sure everyone is doing their job.

To the other schools that you've taught at?

To your positions. To your positions!

Toby, you got it? Let's see. Very good, you guys.

Today's assignment:

Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest.

Touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat.

Try it on.

Try that. Can we take it from the chorus?

Try this one.

Try this out for me, OK? Just give this a try on my count.

Trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome.

Unbelievable. After everything he's done to you?

Unless you live hardc Unless you live hardcore

Unless you live hardcore

Wait, no. Just the band. OK, everybody, go!

Wait. lsn't this a student project?

Wait. You wrote that? You wrote that?

Wake up.

Watch that attitude.

We are your humble servants. Please give us the power

We come from the land Of the ice and snow

We commence at 8:1 5, school lets out at 3.

We did what you said. We stuck it to The Man.

We did, didn't we?

We get out of here and play the damn show.

We get stars when we master the material covered.

We gotta nail this audition.

We had a field trip that went awry.

We have a name for the band.

We have jobs. We contribute to society. All right?

We haven't practiced that one as much. I mean, we might not win.

We need backup singers. Who can sing?

We need to focus. Don't you wanna win this contest?

We only have one song to let these guys know who we are.

We pay our substitutes 650 a week.

We split it 60/40. Grab your bass and come back to the garage.

We voted.

We were just discussing testing.

We were learning in sing song.

We were singing. We were singing and learning.

We will continue with our lecture on The Man when we return.

We'll be late. There's no time for apologies. Let's go!

We'll start on this crapola tomorrow.

We'll still compete against the other schools.

We'll win Battle of the Bands. When I'm rolling in Benjamins,

We'll work on that later. it's a long shake. Get going.

We're creating musical fusion.

We're gonna have recess all the time.

We're here. We're ready.

We're on a mission. One great show can change the world.

We're taking the Battle of the Bands seriously this year.

We're talking amps, electric guitars,

We're the School of Rock.

We're trying to land a record deal here, man, and you're an embarrassment.

We've already told me off. Let's move on.

We've never been in a bind like this before, so thank you so much.

Welcome aboard. OK, perfect. Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon.

Well, baby, you just better forget it

Well, baby, you just better forget it

Well, he's everywhere.

Well, I did study with Dr. Errol Von Straussenburgerbecken.

Well, I don't think so. I think you're pretty cool.

Well, l've been... l've been dying to ask you something, Mr. Schneebly.

Well, l've never been here before.

Well, music is my life, man. What do you want me to do?

Well, thanks, dude.

Well, that remains to be seen.

Well, then why'd you give it up?

Well, there's just one problem there

Well, those days are over, buddy.

Well, try playing in A rock 'n' roll band

Well, you don't mind if I just sit in on your class this afternoon, do you?

Well, you think you'll be just fine Without me, but you're mine

Well, you're not hardcore No, you're not hardcore

Well... Well, what's that?

What about Sabbath?

What about the project?

What are the rest of us supposed to do?

What are you talking about? Come here.

What are you talking about? it's sissy.

What are you...? You guys!

What did you do, Freddy?

What do they all have?

What do you think?

What is it?

What is it? Are you nervous?

What kind of a sick school is this?

What was that big thing you were playing today?

What, you want to get rid of me? Why, because I'm old?

What?

What?

What?

What? Can you get her out of here, please? Why? Why her?

What? Hot!

What? This is the gig, Summer. This was our Woodstock.

What...? Science... What else? Geography, history,

What's going on, Ned?

What's that?

What's that? l've never heard of it.

What's the big deal? You had me worried sick.

What's the big deal? You're acting like my mom.

What's the prize?

What's up, dog?

What's up, dude?

What's wrong, Summer? Didn't you hear? We lost.

What's wrong?

When are you finally gonna start sticking up for yourself?

When we get back from lunch, I'll assign the rest of you killer positions.

When you cut my check, make it payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons.

When's the end of the day?

Where did they go? Help! Children?

Which test do you find most effective, the TASS or the Wilson Binet?

Who are you?

Who can tell me what it's really about?

Who comes very highly recommended.

Who? No. Come on. What?

Whoa, nobody caught me. That was lame.

Why are you bummed? We had a three week vacation.

Why didn't anyone tell me? You.

Why don't you write your name on the board.

Why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen?

Will be competing for the top prize.

Will other schools be competing?

With a guitar in our hands and rock in our hearts!

With the fifth above it.

With this heartfelt song

Without a first rate roadie crew, we'll never have a psychedelic show,

Would you both just cut it out for one second?

Would you just listen to me?

Would you stop that, please?

Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Wow.

Yeah

Yeah, it's a 1 968 Gibson SG, mint condish.

Yeah, now raise your goblet of rock. it's a toast to those who rock.

Yeah, the bee's knees.

Yeah, try $2,200.

Yeah, you can try, but in the end, you're just gonna lose, bigtime,

Yeah, you know, math, English...

Yeah, your fingers are...basically right.

Yeah! Now we're rocking.

Yeah? Why? What are you afraid of?

Yeah? Wow, that's cool.

Yeah.

Yeah. Get used to it.

Yeah. I really would.

Yeah. OK.

Yes, Alicia.

Yes, but we've got a wonderful new substitute

Yes, I was testing you it's nine

Yes, I will.

Yes, it's a long way to the top lf you wanna rock 'n' roll

Yes, they do. They sure do. I can see.

Yes, we did it. We did it, come on.

Yes!

Yes! But you can't just say it, man.

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo Yo Ma's cousin, little ''nepotis''.

You are setting an example for him, so start acting like a responsible adult!

You better get me To school on time

You better get me to school on time

You better get me To school on time

You better get me To school on time

You can play music after your homework,

You can't dress yourself. Look at that bow tie.

You could be the ugliest sad sack on the planet,

You could say that every school in the state

You could say that.

You expect us to believe this garbage?

You forgot about one thing. it's called the music.

You gotta feel it in your blood and guts.

You gotta get mad at The Man, and right now I'm The Man.

You guys can really play.

You guys have been doing real good in here.

You guys were so great, I can't believe it.

You guys, all I can say is, let's rock.

You guys, you know what? You're nuts. You're all nuts.

You hate teachers, is that what you're about?

You have an incredible voice. I'm not just saying that.

You have to. You're their teacher. You have to give the presentation.

You heard of Aretha Franklin, right? OK, she's a big lady.

You just sit back and enjoy the magic of rock.

You know my vote, who else is with me?

You know that kids at other schools just have fun all the time?

You know this song, I know you can do it.

You know what I mean? What else makes you mad?

You know what, I give up. They can just wear their uniforms.

You know what, that sounds so great, Ros, but...

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? Miss Lemmons must be on crack, right, kids?

You know what? Why don't you all just call me ''Mr. S''.

You know, she came to town, and she did a concert,

You mean we're not in the band?

You might as well tell them, Mr. Schneebly.

You remember this thing I taught you a minute ago?

You should have seen that.

You sure?

You think you can Kick me out of the band

You think you can Kick me out of the band

You three...

You told me to be like Ned and get a job.

You told me To leave you alone

You wake me up for that? Come on, man!

You wanna be security?

You wanna go? All right.

You wanna hear my song?

You want me to teach you something?

You wanted to go with the uniform, so put it on. Quick.

You weren't in my corner You weren't on my side

You wouldn't come to work hung over unless you were.

You wrote a song?

You, sing.

You. Could you come up here, please?

You. What do you got?

You'd better get me to school on time And if you wanna be the teacher's pet

You'll be the most popular guy in school.

You're a dedicated, talented teacher, and those parents are gonna love you.

You're a fat loser, and you have body odor.

You're a good guitar player,

You're a joke. You're the worst teacher l've ever had.

You're breaking my heart. There's the ticket table.

You're getting in the way

You're gonna be making hats, you're gonna be making T shirts,

You're gonna kick me out of the band? You're gonna fire me?

You're gonna talk to me about style?

You're in.

You're just gonna have to feel it. You gotta improvise.

You're lead guitarist. We are counting on you for style, brother.

You're looking a little robotronic. OK?

You're lucky. Because it's hell.

You're more delusional than I thought.

You're not going in without a ticket.

You're not gonna get in trouble. I'm hungry.

You're not hardcore

You're not hearing me, girl. I'm in charge now, OK?

You're on security detail.

You're rocking, but it's a little sloppy joe.

You're the cross dressing, blood sucking incubus

You're the lead guitarist of an unbelievable rock band.

You're welcome.

You've been focused so hard on making it,

You've got talent, girl.

You've played hard in here,

Your lyrics, now don't take this the wrong way, Theo, are lame.

Your son is very skilled.

Zack is an insane guitarist. He's the next Hendrix, and he's 1 0.

Zack, dude, what's up with the stiffness, man?

Zack! Zack, do not walk away from me when I'm talking to you.

8:1 5 to 1 0, Rock History.

...for creative control. ...for creative control.

...of Mr. Schneebly. ...of Mr. Schneebly.

...to the band... ...to the band...

A science project? No.

All right. You can solo later.

All right. Guitar? Yes.

Amps? All right. Cable? Got them.

And do you have any questions? Yeah, when's lunch?

and she was just so...wild. I know. Oh, man.

And we came from Horace Green? We came from Horace Green

And will defer to him... Direction...

And will not fight... And will not fight...

Are we gonna goof off every day? We're not goofing off.

Are you kidding? OK, listen up, you guys,

Are you psyched about the project? Sure.

Auditions are over. What? Who's in charge?

Back to your seat now. Fine.

Band manager? Oh, yeah.

Because you're not hardcore No, you're not hardcore

Billy? You.

Blondie? Christina Aguilera.

Blue. Blue. That's right.

But we're still on screen But we're still on screen

But what? I wasn't planning on going tonight.

Can we tell our parents? No! Trust me.

Care to join us, Mr. Schneebly? Yeah.

coming from the classroom. Music?

Competing? it's not till next quarter,

Could you take a message for me? Yeah.

Credits got to roll Credits got to roll

Did I say that correctly? ''Schneebly''? Actually, it's ''Schnayblay''.

Do you just let anyone teach here? I pay $1 5,000...

Do you understand me? Yeah.

Doesn't that mean you're drunk? No. lt means I was drunk yesterday.

Eleni? Getting wasted.

Ever play electric guitar? My dad won't let me.

Excuse me. Hey, stop it.

Excuse me. My child's up there.

Gabe. Gabe. I believe...

Getting gray Getting gray

Getting out Getting out

Getting took Getting took

Going to a show Going to a show

Good. I get a knockout punch

Gordon? The Pinta.

Have you met our other teachers? No.

He thinks it's a waste of time. A waste of...?

He's a babysitter. Think it's so easy?

Heal my heart Hey! What's up?

Here, call him. Call him? Yeah, right.

Hey, hey. What is that? What's what?

Hey, man, check this place out. Yeah. it's cool.

Hey, Mr. S. Oh, man.

Hey, Mr. Schneebly. Hey, Zack.

Hey, shut up. Oh, sorry.

Hey. Can I help you?

Hi, Mr. Schneebly. How's it going?

How about ''Pig Rectum''? Michelle!

How long is the gig? Excuse me?

How'd you guys get in here? Front door was open.

I can also play clarinet. I'll find something for you.

I can sing. You can?

I didn't do it for the grade. Give me some of that.

I do not know that guy I do not know that guy

I don't think I should be in the band. Why not?

I don't want to be a roadie. Why not? it's an important job.

I had a really nice time. Yeah, ditto.

I have nothing to say to you. Me either.

I like that. Do you? Yes.

I like the delivery. I felt your anger. Thank you.

I love this song. Really?

I mean, really? Yes.

I play percussion. You couldn't play anything else.

I pledge allegiance... I pledge allegiance...

I want to learn from my teacher. Besides that.

I was kidding. Excuse me.

I was this close. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

I will do the disciplining. Check.

I won't. Larry...

I'll see you back in class. OK.

I'm just joshing. Cute.

I'm playing it the way you told me. I know, it's perfect.

I'm sorry. What?

it's called punk. Well, it's not school uniform.

it's my band. I brought us together. Theo wanted you out.

it's not cool to lie to your band. Come on.

it's not done. You might not like... Just play the song, Schneebly.

it's time to go now Time to go

Jeez. Yeah, and all they wanted to do

Just let Alicia and Marta do it. No.

Just wanted to say I'm sorry. That's fine.

Keyboards? House.

Leonard. Sticking it to The Man?

Let's rock, let's rock today. That's good.

Let's see. Tomika? We're all here.

ln your name, we pray. Amen. Amen.

ls this a school project? Yes.

lt ain't easy for me. lt wasn't easy for me.

lt means you're an alcoholic. Wrong.

lt was not a waste of time. Yeah, that's what it was.

lt was unbelievable, wasn't it? Yeah.

Marco? Santa Marina?

Maybe we can make an exception. Yes!

Michelle? Chores.

Michelle? Here.

Miss Mullins, you're The Man. Thank you, Frankie.

Morning, Summer. Groupie?

Movie's almost over Movie's almost over

Mr. S? Hey, Tomika, what's up?

Mr. S. Yeah?

Mr. Schneebly? Yeah?

Mr. Schneebly? Mr. Schneebly? Yeah!

Naming the band. Yes.

Ned, home. Don't say anything to her.

Nine. No, it's eight

No, I only play piano. OK. All right, fair enough.

No, it's sissy. The Koala Bears?

No, School of Rock. School of Rock!

No, you shut up. You want to go?

No? No, it isn't.

No. Yeah. You're way cool.

No. You're not. Yes, I am. I am a big one.

Not what magic man say Say what?

Nothing. Nothing? Well...

Now is everyone nice and pissed off? Yeah!

Oh, hi. William.

Oh, my gosh, no comparison. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. She put on the best show ever.

Oh, right on. All right?

OK, but I'm not much of a singer. it's all right.

OK, drums? House.

OK, we'll be ready. Come on. Zack, check this out.

OK, we're all here. Where's Mr. Schneebly?

OK. Let me rock a solo there, I can feel it.

OK. OK.

OK. And Marco? Here.

OK. We are good to go. No, we're not. Freddy took off.

One of your methods? Yeah.

Play it. D...

Please, call me ''Dewey''. Dewey?

Riding down the highway Riding down the highway

Right, maybe I suck. That's not what I said.

Roberta's our librarian. How do you do?

School of Rock! it's an encore.

Scoring chicks? No. See? No.

Sex Pistols never won anything. Don't let The Man get you down.

She can't drum. She's better than you.

She's got you brainwashed. I'm working.

Shut up! Come here, dude.

Six billion? Nailed it.

So his name wasn't Mr. Schneebly? No, it was, like, Dewey something.

So I think we should play Zack's. But why?

So... What?

Stopping on the byway Stopping on the byway

teaching music. Really? That's nice.

Thank you. Any questions about our schedule?

That saved... Stop, before I start crying.

That's cool. Yes, yes, it is.

That's not a bad idea. Not a bad idea?

That's very nice. Actually, it isn't,

The bill is full. We're overbooked. Let us play one song.

The movie is over Movie's really over

There you go. Thank you.

There's nothing I could do. Shut up, man. You voted him out too.

They hate me. No. They don't.

They're gonna laugh at me. Why would they laugh at you?

They're incredible. Amazing.

This is a dream come true for you. OK.

This man is Ned Schneebly. He's not even a teacher.

Three minus four is... Negative one.

to do anything outside of school. No way.

Track B is... OK, hey, hey, hey.

Underpaid Underpaid

Unless you live hardcore Unless you live hardcore

Unless you live hardcore Unless you live hardcore

Want a piece of me? Look at this.

Was it really you playing? You're not mad?

We want some answers, now! Just one second!

We're here. You're late. You're up next.

We're not here for the show. We have a situation.

We're on the bill. Yes!

We're set. What about the lights?

Well, let's hear it. No, it's not that good.

Well, what's the project, Summer? it's prestigious.

What about math? No. Not important.

What are these black dots here? Demerits.

What are we gonna play? You don't have to worry about that.

What are you all dressed up for? I got a hot date.

What are you doing? Calling the school.

What are you doing? We're gonna learn your song.

What did you tell them that for? I don't know. I just...

What do you think about that? Well...

What is that? School of Rock!

What was that chord? D.

What was your name? Katie.

what would you say? ''Step off''?

what would you say? I don't know.

What? Let's hear your song.

What? Oh, my God.

What? What?

What's going on here? Nothing. Just chilling.

What's going on? We've got some rocking to do.

What's going on? What's happening?

What's the matter? You want me to be a groupie?

What's up? I don't think I can sing.

What's wrong? Ros...

What's your name? Freddy Jones.

What's your name? Lawrence.

What's your name? Zack.

What's your point? Are you supposed to be in the band?

When it's round two, girl Turn this up! Now!

Where are you going? I'm going to the show.

Where? Some guys invited him to their van.

Who are they? My band.

Who can top him? Get out of here, stupid ass.

Who else wants to go for the gold? I do.

Who? Me.

Who? The Man.

Who's gonna tell me off? Shut the hell up, Schneebly!

Who's the manager? I am.

Whoa, it's awesome. Tears I can find on my own

Why aren't you on a diet? Because I like to eat.

World cultures? Not important.

Would it be educational? Would it be educational?

Wrong. Billy? Liza Minnelli?

Yeah, it's cool, I'm no singer. OK, I'll sing it.

Yeah! Go get ready.

Yeah? ls this Mr. Schneebly?

Yeah? What about the lights?

Yeah? Hit me. The Bumblebees?

Yeah. Well, Ned...

Yeah. lt is cool. Yes. lt is very cool.

Yes, Tinkerbell? Summer.

Yes? Do you know,

Yes. Right. Thank you.

You and the kids? We're the band and crew.

You called the cops? She did. She got it out of me. Sorry.

You got a job. Doing what? I do what Ned does, temping.

You gotta sing it. Are you sure? it's your song.

You guys rock. How old are you? Ten.

You know what I mean? Yes, yes.

You OK? it's all right.

You play the guitar? Yeah.

You want to learn something? Yes, I do.

You, Shortstop. Puff Daddy.

You. Gordon. No allowance.

You'd better get in here. Come on.

You're an idiot. Shut up.

You're apologizing to him? Sorry.

You're hot. You're so hot. What?

You're just saying that. I'm not.

You're not gonna apologize? You apologize for calling the cops.

You're not hardcore No, you're not hardcore

You're serious? I don't want to miss this, Patty.

You're tacky, and I hate you. OK, you see me after class.

You're tacky, and I hate you. OK, you see me after class.

You're the bee's knees. Bee's knees?

Your band has never made 2 cents. Patty, come on, I'm on this.

Zack? I don't know.

...a dark stage,

...a gut busting drum solo from Freddy. Take it away!

...C, G, C.

...Enya, that kind of stuff.

...groupies. And your job is simple.

...I'm not a teacher.

...in your experience, how does Horace Green compare

...is a face melting solo by our own Zack Mooneyham. Go!

...is No Vacancy!

...it was great to meet you all, and drive safe.

...just remind us how we used to be.

...l think it's time you moved out.

...l'd like your share of the rent now.

...maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something.

...substitutes, as a rule, do not organize field trips.

...that had been on the turkey tray

...that I used you guys.

...welcome to my world.

...Zack Attack. Take a seat.

''...l salute you.''

''and for those about to rock...

''Factotor''.

''Sure''? Hey. Wait. What's up? Are you...?

''We roll tonight to the guitar bite,