10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Soundboard Edit

A girl's room is very personal

A prophylactic.

Absolutely.

After that I szore I'd never do anything

Afterwards I told him I didn't want to anymore because I wasn't ready,

All right, come on.

All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?

And he likes your friend..

And hell is just a sauna.

And I can't go because you don't feel like it.

And I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

And if it's quite all right I need you, baby

And listen up

And she'll want Raisinets, right?

Bang, we score. We win.

Bogey Lozenstein started a rumor that I...

But can you everjust be whelmed?

But I'm sure you've thought about me naked

But it really meant a lot to me.

But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?

But the rest, you're wrong.

But they're not bad.

Cameron. Listen, I know that your dad doesn't let you date,

Can you imagine who would go to that antiquated mating ritual?

Come on, Kat. Please do this for me.

Couldn't hurt, right?

Dance for me, cozgirl

Do you really want to get all dressed up,

Does this conversation have a purpose?

Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties

For acting the way we do?

For they in thee a thousand errors note

Funny

Go for it!

Go!

Great practice, everybody.

Great! Let's talk about it later.

Have you always been this selfish?

Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?

He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire.

He's a jerk off, and a model.

Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?

Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.

Hey, thanks, man!

Hey. Cool picture

Hi.

How do we get him to date Kat?

I am busy enjoying my adolescence, so scamper off and do the same.

I cared about you.

I did it.

I don't know. I say do what you want to do

I guess I thought I was protecting you.

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair

I helped you when you asked me to,

I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years

I need agua!

I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.

I should do this

I want to go to an East Coast school!

I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.

I was thinking, I devised a plan that will enable us to finally defeat them.

I would, but I don't have a date

I'm getting trashed, man

I'm glad.

I'm in this for the cash. Donner can plow whoever he wants.

I've been thinking about her all the time.

Is it me, or does this party all of a sudden suck?

Kat, babe, what do we oze you for the table dance?

Kat, it wasn't like that, okay.

Kat, me lady. You szay to the rhythm of me heart

Ladies with thinning hair or bald spots,

Later

Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.

Let's do this.

Let's start here.

Makes you worthy of our time.

Maybe two.

Maybe we should do this another time.

Maybe you're right. I'm just so nervous.

McDonald's.

Must be tough.

My balls! Oh, boy.

My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.

My man! How did you get her to do it?

Nice ride. Vintage fenders.

No offense. I know everyone digs your sister and all,

No way.

No, I didn't care about the money! I cared...

No, I do. I know what you mean.

No, you didn't.

Not anymore, you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish.

Now, this is really important, okay?

Of the indie rock persuasion

Oh, God.

Okay, there will be no plowing.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Well,

On Friday night?

Padua's finest.

Pipe down, Chachi.

Plus, she's a bitch.

Really?

Romantic? Hemingway?

See this?

She got sick of it or something.

She has a pair of black underwear.

Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.

Stop being so self involved for one minute. How do I look?

Thank you!

Thank you!

That I buy my Izods at an outlet mall.

That was until she kissed me

That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

The full weight of your decisions.

The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.

The point is they kick our butts every year

The Stratford sisters aren't allowed to date.

This is not good.

To take you to the movies so I can have one date?

Trust in me when I say

U Dub, like me. Be a Husky.

Undulating with desire,

Very generous, princess.

Was that a yes?

We are screwed.

Well, no.

Well, she is or she isn't.

What did I tell you?

What does that tell us?

What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?

What was it like, a down payment now and a bonus for sleeping with me?

What's a hot rod?

Where are we going?

Where'd you get the dress?

While you're forced to listen to a band that by definition blozs?

Who knocked up your sister?

Who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

Wholesome.

Whoops.

Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?

Wow.

Yeah, I thought you could use it, you know, when you start your band.

Yeah, that's a Toyota.

Yeah? Well, you know what I want?

Yeah. I think we have art together, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she's a little antisocial.

You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.

You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know

You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.

You don't care if I never wake up

You guys, please! Take it outside!

You know, I'm... I'm thinking of getting a Tercel.

You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or the Raincoats.

You lie down and you'll go to sleep.

You messed with the wrong guy, and now you're gonna pay.

You never wanted to go sailing with me, did you?

You see what I did there?

You see, my grandpa, he was ill so I spent most of the year on his couch

You sick of, let's say, 300?

You think you could leave her out of this?

You want to talk about some fun. That's a good time.

You're not fine. Come on

You're right, she's still pissed

You've got pot, don't you?

Bianca, wait. Please do not address me in public.

Come to Bogey's party with me. You never give up, do you?

Do what? Act like a human

Go. No, you go.

He just did a year in San Quentin. Well, at least he's horny.

I don't think so. Kat

I think you can in Europe. Hi, ladies.

Joey. I hate him.

Nice bike. Yeah, you think so?

No. I'll see you at 9:30 then!

No. No? Why not?

People expect me to be there. Kat's not going, you're not going.

She did not. Well, that's what she would have said

Sure I do

That's not the point. Let's hope not.

There you go. Hey, Coach Chapin!

Very cool. No problem.

We're done now. Yeah.

What's that? A prom dress.

Where? In the car

Why is that? Unsolved mystery.

Yeah. My dad is... That's enough.

Yesterday, I was their god. What happened?

You think I should lose the tie? Yeah.