Rock 'n' Roll High School Edit

A classic confrontation between mindless authority

A feat which was practically unheard of

A fox?

A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.

A personal friend of mine,

A record that's going to follow you

A typical member of the genus rattus rodenti,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! We won! We won!

Aah! What about Tom?

Actually hurts the students.

After all, the concert is on their own time, and it's…

Ah, my man, it's good to see ya.

All having to do with rock 'n' roll music.

All he eats is pizza.

All I've gotta do is get my songs to them.

All right, class…

All right, girls, hit the showers!

All right, girls, she's ok. You're ok, Rambeau.

All right, girls. Come on, let's go.

All right, give me your tickets. I will give them to Charity.

All right, I know you want one, too.

All right, up against the wall.

All right, what the hell do you think you're doing out here?

All right, who else has tickets to this concert?

All right!

All right! Everybody follow me. We're gonna evacuate.

All right.

All right.

All right. OK?

All you have is a buck? I'll have that.

Among the members of the student body,

An ultimatum.

And a…

And be first in line.

And boys' hair above their collar.

And destructive and lethal to mice,

And everybody's gonna be there.

And got sued for malpractice.

And he met this female mouse,

And I am the new principal of this school.

And I know just where to begin.

And I say to you parents,

And I think it would be tidy if they wore neckties.

And I want you to take the same note to Coach Steroid.

And I've got two free tickets to tonight's Ramones concert

And if we like 'em, we'll come pay you and Mr. Mcglibb a visit.

And just put one black Mark on your permanent record

And lunch is to be cut down

And now back to you, Mr. E.

And now I would like us all to rise and salute professor Webb

And Riff Randell?

And the rebellious nature of youth.

And the super lucky winners of the two free tickets

And they have been sharing a cage together

And this is what we think of the Ramones…

And to keep this administration moving forward,

And what would you have done with the school, anyway?

And who are you?

And you are a spoiled heathen punk who has taken over my school.

And you want this to happen at your school,

And your standard speakers.

And, if you play your cards right,

Angel dearest, why don't you see these sweet young things to their seats?

Angel dust, the Ramones' number one fan?

Angel, baby, good to see ya.

Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Anybody got any glue?

Anything but the urinal! No! Please! Watch it! Watch it!

Apparently you don't know who I am. No.

Are Riff Randell and Kate Rambeau.

Are you a virgin?

Are you kidding? "What's that thing in your ear?"

Are you ok? I'm going to be gone for a few minutes.

As he appeared before the start of my investigation

As he interviews the Ramones?

As I am going to Mr. McGree

As the chief administrator of this school."

Asseyez vous.

Asseyez vous. Asseyez vous.

At a time when he was completely deaf,

At the decibel level consistent with that used

At the time.

Attention, students.

Attention, students.

Attention! Give it to me.

Aw, I can't believe it. I can't believe it was that easy.

Aww!

Aww! Ah, none of that.

Back, back.

Be careful, Miss Steroid.

Because I am doubling up on silent study hall.

Because… …you're ugly.

Before the next bell, or else.

Believe me, you're just the type of girl he goes for.

Besides, I'd have to give ya a refund.

Besides, look how far you've come in three days.

Body search!

Body search! Aah!

Bottles, cans, cameras on ya?

Bottles? Cans? Cameras? Let me check ya out here.

Boy, this sure is rock 'n' roll high school.

Boy, when you have recess, you really go all out.

But above all, do not slide.

But first, I'd like to introduce the two winners

But I always keep waking up just before the good part.

But I am dressed. Yeah, but not for the Ramones.

But I hear it's raining cats and dogs in Idaho.

But I hope that when you hear

But I really wrote it for you, Joey.

But I think for the good of the whole school,

But I think it's time we tried to understand one another.

But I think you're the Beethovens of our time.

But I'm gonna forget about that

But it doesn't seem to me that listening to it

But it was worth it.

But it's always run by the principal and her administration.

But my children are inside that school.

But that's where you're wrong, Mr. McGree.

But we can't all cut classes.

But you'll have to cover for me, Kate.

But, uh, who are the "Ramoneys"?

By the way, who do you like?

Call the national guard. They're causing a riot. These kids are…

Calm down. Let me see some id. I haven't got all day.

Can't go to the concert…

Class, I have to go to Miss Togar's office.

Clean, good natured,

Color TV, stereo, wet bar, waterbed!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, girls. That's right.

Come on, Riff, let's go.

Come on, sexy.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, girls.

Come out, please, Joey!

Consider yourselves officially enrolled in rock 'n' roll high school.

Content to scamper playfully about his cage.

Couldn't I just practice with myself?

D e portment.

Dancing! Boobs!

Dee dee! 1, 2, 3, 4.

Demerit! Demerit!

Demerit! Demerit!

Detention. Detention. Detention. Detention.

Detention… For life!

Did you have any one particular person in mind?

Dig it.

Do you mean you signed up with Eaglebauer to be with me?

Do your parents know that you're Ramones?

Don't dance near the chemicals. In fact, don't dance at all.

Don't forget the sock hop this evening.

Don't worry. You'll be in the back seat with Eaglebauer.

Donated by the principal of Vince Lombardi High!

Due to the high decibel level involved

Eaglebauer enterprises is a name that stands for quality.

Eaglebauer says we were made for one another.

Eaglebauer, I don't know whether I can go through with this.

Eaglebauer, your partner, comes through again. All right.

Earth calling Kate.

Eat it, Vince!

End of the line!

Ever since Togar took office.

Everything's so easy for her.

Excuse me, but I think it's obvious

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Failed Miss Togar's final exam?

Fake ids down 50%.

Feel good? Yeah.

Fine. How are you?

Firing line… Apple brown betty.

Firing line… The Tuesday surprise!

For the person who can call and tell me

For tonight's Ramones concert

Freshman.

Gabba gabba, hey.

Get down off my desk! Get in your seats.

Get down, McGree. Whoo! Whoo hoo!

Get him.

Get off, you little… God, you weigh…

Get this guy. Is he chic, or what?

Get up and walk it off.

Gimme those back!

Girls skirts below their knees

Go and monitor the halls.

Go and show her the proof.

Go get 'em, guys!

Go on, get out there! Yeah!

Good morning, Joey.

Good to see ya. How are ya doin'? Good.

Good to see ya. Long time, right?

Good. Mmm. Come on, eat, Joey. Good boy. Yeah.

Goodbye, cheerleader.

Got some of my homework instead.

Great.

Great. Just remember what I told you.

Gross.

Grown from the earth. Good…

Guys, I'm allergic to violence. I break out in blood. Hit him anyway.

Gym class called on account of boredom.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha, we did it! We did it.

Hall passes are fallin" off the board.

Hansel, Gretel.

Has Riff Randell given up?

Has she and her fellow classmates

Have you seen two young high school girls around?

He did?

He just happens to be the lead singer of the Ramones.

He looks like a little cherub or something. Looks like he's gonna fly away to Heaven.

He looks like a poem to me. A poem?

He lost all interest

He played his electric guitar far into the night,

He slithers and slides it into his mouth.

He'll see you immediately.

He's lots of fun.

He's not half as hot as Joey Ramone.

He's so sweet looking, kinda like a cream puff.

Hello, Mr. Eaglebauer.

Hello? Hello? Tom?

Hello? Yes, the answer is "Road to Ruin."

Hello.

Help! Help!

Here they are the Ramones!

Here they are… the Ramones tickets.

Here we have a picture of this mouse,

Here you go. I'm giving out tickets to the concert.

Here, have a drink. It'll calm you down.

Here's what I think about your school records, Togar!

Hey ho, let's go!

Hey ho, let's go!

Hey ho, let's go!

Hey ho, let's go!

Hey ho…

Hey, and whatever you do, don't worry.

Hey, Cheryl, how ya doin'? Ah.

Hey, come on, you guys. Follow me into the school.

Hey, freshie!

Hey, gimme those.

Hey, got better. Got better nothing.

Hey, guys, people say that your music is loud

Hey, I'm only kidding, Kate.

Hey, it's Riff Randell, our number one fan.

Hey, it's the Ramonemobile!

Hey, Kate, I'm getting some static.

Hey, keep away with that thing. I don't want any.

Hey, look, I been waiting here for two days.

Hey, man, where you goin'?

Hey, pizza! Great.

Hey, pizza! It's great. Let's dig in.

Hey, quiet! Quiet, everybody! Listen!

Hey, Riff, thank you.

Hey, Riff, thanks for the ticket.

Hey, Riff!

Hey, Shawn, baby, how you doin'?

Hey, we wanna go as much as you,

Hey, would you two lovely ladies

Hey, yeah! That's right.

Hey, you wanna keep it down out here?

Hey!

Hey! Wait! We're in here!

Hey. How you doin'?

Hey. Nice game, Tom, even though we lost.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, gang!

Hi, Tom.

Hi, Tom.

Hi, Tom.

Hi, Tom.

Hi. It's Tom.

Hi. Uh, I need to see Eaglebauer.

Hit him now. Hit him. Hit him.

Hmm? Shouldn't kid like that, Riff.

Homework? Yeah, for Mr. McGree's songwriting class.

Honey, you're not a songwriter,

Hoo hoo hoo.

Hot equals Joey Ramone.

How about a cheerleader? Nice set of pompoms.

How are you doing? Great, thank you.

How do you spell that?

How I long for the feel of your luscious thighs wrapped ar… '"

How many times do I have to tell you? No pizza for you, Joey.

How old's that guy? Look at the way he's dressed.

How scientific.

How's my would be Romeo? Eaglebauer, what are we doing up here?

How's the old arm?

Hoy, hoy, hoy, hey, hey hey.

I always knew you were a terrific football player.

I am a reasonable, well educated, mature adult member of society,

I am first in line. I'm first in line.

I am Miss Togar,

I am sick of monitoring the hall.

I am the one who can provide it for you.

I am.

I bet you've never even opened it.

I can believe it. Ya ready? Here we go.

I can have you expelled and turned over to the police.

I can't believe it.

I cannot stand by and allow you to do this.

I don't know what you are, but I am first in line.

I don't know. I…

I don't think it's working.

I don't think one more black Mark is gonna make too much of a difference.

I don't understand it.

I don't wanna be. I am.

I don't wanna have fun. I wanna be with Tom.

I followed 'em on every stop of their tour from Cleveland to Pittsburgh

I give you…

I got a little surprise for you.

I got clothes that'll make you fit right in.

I got you a date with Kate. Whoo hoo.

I gotta get myself together.

I had no idea the students were so interested in music.

I had somebody else in mind.

I have a great idea. Let's go monitor the girls' gym.

I have a major credit card.

I have made a full report.

I have seen the errors of my ways.

I just love the way he holds the pizza dripping above his mouth.

I just loved your latest Scientific American.

I know how to… You don't think it's working?

I know I can write for the Ramones.

I know something is going on behind my back.

I know that most of you are used to listening

I know, I know, but I was kinda hopin'

I know, I know. Me.

I love him. He's a great guy. I love him.

I love you. I love you.

I mean, I'm captain of the football team…

I must admit, as far as reasons go,

I need it for the sock hop tonight.

I need to improve my self image.

I never thought about Tom until you mentioned him.

I never went in much for the jock type. Oh, cut it out.

I only use it on special equations.

I seem to have misplaced the turntable.

I suppose that her parents are still alive, too.

I think he took it well. Let's go get dressed.

I think the problem is clear.

I think they're trying to tell us something.

I think tonight could be pretty special.

I think ya failed, Miss Togar. I think we're gonna have to do it my way.

I think you're right.

I think you're the greatest."

I thought she was in the basement splitting protons.

I thought we were gonna start training today.

I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school,

I told you she's crazy.

I told you you'd have a great time.

I wanna get laid before I'm 30.

I wanna speak to Riff Randell.

I want 100 of your best Ramone tickets, please.

I want Randell and Rambeau brought back here immediately.

I want someone with huge breasts.

I want you to crash that concert.

I want you to go to your classes… Now.

I was just getting my books.

I was kind of expecting Riff Randell.

I wish part of Riff would rub off on me.

I wish we could see them this Thursday at their concert.

I wouldn't do that to you, huh?

I'd just like to say one thing

I'd just like to say to all students everywhere

I'd like to ask you to to to be my wife.

I'd like you to look over the chapter on Beethoven's Fifth Symphony

I'll cherish this moment forever.

I'll get the hose.

I'll have my hall monitors take them from you.

I'll take care of Eaglebauer.

I'll tell ya, I never knew gettin' laid was so expensive.

I'm a teenage lobotomy.

I'm Angel.

I'm expecting Tom to call me tonight.

I'm first in line, and if you don't like it,

I'm first in line.

I'm first in line.

I'm first in line. Hey, what do you think I am filth?

I'm going to need every parent's help, so…

I'm gonna eat some myself. Mmm. Mmm.

I'm gonna get you a date with the most primo lady in this school

I'm gonna take a three day leave from Camp Lombardi

I'm hep, daddy o. I'm into the Ramones.

I'm hittin' it once an hour.

I'm in the book under "screamin'"!

I'm lookin" for 'ludes.

I'm not interested in punishing anyone,

I'm really groovin', baby.

I'm Riff Randell, and this is rock 'n' roll high school!

I'm Riff Randell, rock 'n' roller.

I'm so lovin' it!

I'm sorry, but the Ramones' manager,

I'm stuck.

I'm where?

I've been trying to get them to you for the longest time.

I've done more detentions than anyone in the school's history.

I've got my own future to think about.

I've just been handed this note. It says, "Dear Ramones,

I've made a list of new school policy,

I've never served a detention before.

I've noticed a number of peculiar incidents

I've waited so long to see them. I know they're gonna love my songs.

I've written a song for the Ramones.

If anyone wants to join me at front row center,

If this school is going to get back on the winning track,

If you get enough of 'em, you wind up in Miss Togar's office.

Imagine being the only sister in the Ramones' family.

In keeping his cage tidy.

In playing rock 'n' roll music.

In putting this school back on the winning track.

In the science lab.

In their studies.

In your average concert.

Include splitting protons and checkers.

Included in your night to remember

Into a shameless display of adolescent abandon.

Iron, niacin, B12.

Is a basic skill that must be mastered.

Is she crazy?

Is this the end of rock 'n' roll high?

Is this you? Well, I take a bad picture.

Is your school, Miss Togar,

Isn't it sad when a family has to suffer so much?

Isn't it.

It appears as if the final bell has rung for these students.

It is used to measure comparative rock 'n' roll intensity levels.

It may have taken me two million lawns to mow,

It must be one of the best.

It says it right here on the cassette.

It'd be a change for me, don't you think?

It's a code nine!

It's been a little dry, though.

It's gonna be ok. Yeah.

It's over.

It's ringing.

It's so loud.

It's so sexy the way it…

Joey, Joey, Joey!

Joey!

Joey! Cut it out.

Joey! Joey! Here's songs!

Johnny, why don't you tell Tom how happy he'll be with Kate?

Just because Togar is stuck in the '50s

Just don't get too close to the pa. Wait, here's your stub.

Just find a date for Kate, ok?

Just go hand over hand,

Just what do you have to say for yourself, young lady?

Just you, the skyline and your training partner.

Kate and I can't make it tonight. We've been in a horrible seven car accident.

Kate Rambeau, age 17, attends Vince Lombardi High,

Kate Rambeau.

Kate Rambeau.

Kate, are you all right?

Kate, do you realize they're all really brothers?

Kate, I am really surprised at you.

Kate, I've known Tom ever since he was a freshman,

Kate, is it a go? It's a go.

Kate, she stole my songs.

Kate, what are you doing?

Kate, yeah. Come on in.

Keep that up till I get back.

Keeping the other test animals awake.

Kill the principal!

Ladies and gentlemen, school is out.

Let me see your pupils. You're stoned. This guy doesn't get in.

Let me through.

Let's get back to you.

Let's go monitor the freshman. Good idea.

Let's have a little enthusiasm.

Let's move it. Hey!

Let's see what you got. Oh, this is nice.

Let's take the school.

Like to see Screamin' Steve in action

Listen carefully.

Listen, I really wish you'd reconsider… what?

Listen, I'm glad you're not Riff.

Listen, I'm gonna give you a demerit. What's a demerit?

Listen, I'm just lying here in my new van,

Listen, you have a hall pass? Well, no.

Listening to the Ramones' brand new album

Little dry lately, though,

Little dry lately.

Look at all this stuff!

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Look at this.

Look at your math book. It looks brand new.

Love conquers all.

Love, your number one fan, Riff Randell."

Ludwig van Beethoven,

Mama'll love ya. You like it, huh? Huh? Good, yeah.

Maybe I'm too forward.

Maybe that's them in there. Oh, boy, we got 'em now.

Me. I know, I know.

Me. I know.

Miss Evelyn Togar."

Miss Kissel,

Miss Randell, just what is your problem?

Miss Togar has just given the students of rock 'n' roll high

Miss Togar,

Miss Togar, I have no particular love for rock 'n' roll,

Miss Togar, perhaps we're taking this a bit too far.

Miss Togar!

Miss, you don't understand. See, this is an emergency.

Mm hmm. I've been seeing a lot of him lately.

Monitor the hall, monitor the hall.

More exciting than study hall.

More wheat germ and riboflavin.

Most romantic setting in the city.

Music! Legs!

My darling Evelyn, how I long for the feel of your luscious thighs.

My daughter Kate?

Next I investigated reports of loss of hearing by individuals

Nice ass.

Nice weather we been havin' lately, huh?

Nice weather we been havin', huh?

Nice work, Rambeau. I knew you could do it.

No hall pass? Hit him, hit him.

No way! Very well.

No, he's not. I think he's a fox.

No, hot equals Tom. Ehh.

No, no, not the Tuesday surprise.

No, no, that's not gonna solve my problem.

No, no. Oh, what the hell…?

No, not the locker. Anything but the locker!

No, not the urinal! This one.

No, nothing. Nothing.

No! The only girl I ever dream about at night is Riff,

No.

Noise? That's the Ramones' best album.

Nonsense! They should be made an example for the whole school.

Not anymore.

Not as an accomplice to delinquency.

Not as much as you're going to get.

Not so fast. Look.

Notice the loss of hearing.

Now I want you to meet the two winners

Now watch closely as I demonstrate.

Now, back, back.

Now, for the next three days,

Now, that's a step in the right direction.

Now, the first lesson necking.

Now, what's the first thing you guys do?

Now…

Number one with a bullet.

O caring football type, captain of the team…

Obviously you do not know who I am.

Of course we'll be there. Yes, thank you. Oh, thank you.

Of mice subjected to rock 'n' roll music.

Of the Charity ticket raffle

Of the Screamin' Steve ticket contest

Oh, and, class, as soon as I get back,

Oh, boy, detention with my best friend.

Oh, but tonight we were gonna be meant for each other.

Oh, come on. How often do you get to see the Ramones?

Oh, come on. It's not the end of the world.

Oh, dear.

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, great. I know just the questions to ask.

Oh, great…

Oh, he did?

Oh, I don't feel like studying tonight.

Oh, I think I'm gonna puke.

Oh, I think Joey's kinda cute.

Oh, I'd say about a quarter to two.

Oh, I'm fine, thank you!

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Randell.

Oh, I'm sorry, but he's tied up at the moment.

Oh, I'm sorry, we don't let any more mice in here.

Oh, just as I thought,

Oh, Kate, we're going, we're going. Oh, we're going.

Oh, man… Can't we just watch?

Oh, Mr. Monitor, sir, it's the breathing. It's the…

Oh, my God…

Oh, no, Miss Togar, it's calisthenics.

Oh, please, God, don't let it be busy.

Oh, really?

Oh, Riff, detention center?

Oh, Riff, not that stuff.

Oh, shit.

Oh, sorry, Mantovani's down the block.

Oh, students.

Oh, students…

Oh, the results were dramatic.

Oh, Tom, my files indicate she's perfect for you.

Oh, uh, sorry, girls, you'll have to wait outside.

Oh, uh, the, uh,

Oh, we know for a fact that you are lying.

Oh, we're going.

Oh, what is it? Is it Road to Ruin?

Oh, wow, you remembered my name.

Oh, wow!

Oh, wrong note.

Oh, yeah. Ha ha.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Kate, it's Tom Roberts on the phone.

Oh, you got headphones? Great, great.

Oh.

Oh. Where are you going? To Mr. McGree's class.

OK, go on in. Enjoy the show.

OK, I hope I can remember everything you taught me, though.

OK, now come on down.

OK, Randell. I know we've had our differences in the past,

OK, this is for Tom and Kate, from our number one fan.

OK, you take a note to Mr. McGree,

OK, you're in.

OK.

OK. OK, girlie, the boys'll take a look at 'em

On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight,

On my beautiful waterbed,

On the proud tradition of Vince Lombardi High.

On this fantastically expensive stereo

One handed approach to strap unfastening

One week after the introduction of rock 'n' roll music.

Ooh, sorry.

Ooh.

Ooh…

Organic alfalfa sprouts. Come on, Joey.

Out of wedlock.

Peppy!

Pinched me.

Play a song by the Ramones

Please report to the principal's office.

Please, I'll be late for my first class.

Please, these are very dangerous chemicals.

Professional secret. What's this stuff?

Put me in charge of keeping everyone out.

Put on these ear protective devices,

Quick, where's a phone? Where's a phone? We've gotta get to a phone!

Quiet! Come on. Into my office.

Quit shoving, you guys. Come on.

Ramones forever!

Ramones? You're responsible for making that horrible rock 'n' roll music?

Randell, I just talked to the chief of police.

Randell, I want to see both of you in detention center

Randell… Sex…

Really, have you ever seen anyone…

Recently, I have been doing a study

Red alert.

Remember, if your principal ever gives you trouble

Riff Randell and Kate Rambeau!

Riff Randell?

Riff, how can you go out with him?

Riff, my head. Riff?

Riff! Huh? Uh…

Riff.

Riff.

Riff.

Right over there. Aah!

Right you are, Mr. Bauer.

Rock 'n' roll high school is on the air again.

Rock the roof off it. Hit it, Marky!

Say hi to Vince for us. Oh, wow.

Say no more. Eaglebauer enterprises has a man for you.

Scalper.

Screamin', I was wondering if you could give us a little more airtime.

Screamin'. Well…

Screw you, principal Togar. We made it to the concert, anyway! Yeah!

Scum under your feet?

See ya later, Tom.

See you later, Togar. It's already fifth period.

Seniors!

Sex.

She doesn't even know the Beatles broke up.

She'll be a pushover.

She's a principal.

She's burning our records! We gotta stop her!

She's gonna call the cops.

She's got my songs.

She's on the line.

She's very sensitive about it.

Shoot. It's been like this all morning,

Should I check on it, ma'am? No talking.

Should step forward.

Shouldn't kid like that.

Since assuming office this morning,

Since Riff lost her tickets to the concert,

Sister Maria Teresa and sister Teresa Maria.

So how's it been?

So I've got to see them now.

So let's make a deal.

So out of my way, dew drop.

So what'll it be for the star quarterback of Vince Lombardi High?

So what's stopping you?

So you can have it.

So you wanna be ahead of me, huh?

So you're Kate Rambeau, huh? Yeah.

So young.

So, this is the type of behavior that I can expect.

So, three members of your family are dead?

Somebody stop her! She can't do that!

Sorry to hear that, Randell!

Spread 'em.

Start talking, Togar. It's your dime.

Steamin' your way over Station 666

Stop cutting in line!

Stop that! Sit down.

Student Riff Randell alone has disrupted classes…

Stuff is gonna prove to the Ramones that I can write songs for them,

Sure you are. Got any drugs?

Sure, I'll go out with you tonight.

Sure, Tom. Be seeing you?

Surf's up.

Tackle her! Tackle?

Take this down.

Tell me exactly what you want out of life.

Tell me, have you had much experience with boys?

Tell them to meet me immediately

Ten years from now, no one will care

Test answers down 60%.

Thank you, Johnny. There she is, Tom.

Thank you, Tom. Oh, thank you for saving my songs.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for the tickets, Riff.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Have a good time.

That was a good one, Mr. McGree.

That was close.

That will follow you throughout the rest of your life…

That won't hurt anyone, will it?

That you may think the school is yours for a while,

That you might fix me up with…

That you'd set me up with Riff Randell.

That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is.

That's beautiful, 'cause I can't think of a thing.

That's fascinating, Miss Togar.

That's me.

That's nice.

That's right. Oh, please.

That's the last straw, Randell.

That's travelways luggage, the first name in travel for over five years.

That's why I like him.

The boys would love to see ya. Come on. This way.

The concert? Yeah.

The easy open frontal assault.

The entire school erupts

The facilities are yours. Do whatever you want.

The Final Solution.

The gym! Girls!

The immortal strains of Beethoven's fifth symphony,

The minute there's not a teacher in the room,

The moment of truth is at hand. What will these kids do next?

The most famous notes in all of the musical literature.

The national guard?

The only thing I'll ever lay is a carpet.

The past semester has been a black Mark

The person responsible for this deviation from the schedule

The place lovers' Lane.