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Celtic Pride (1996) Celtic Pride is a hilarious comedy film directed by Tom DeCerchio and released in 1996. The movie tells

Celtic Pride (1996)

Celtic Pride is a hilarious comedy film directed by Tom DeCerchio and released in 1996. The movie tells the story of two passionate Boston Celtics fans, Mike O'Hara and Jimmy Flaherty, played by Daniel Stern and Dan Aykroyd respectively. The duo ends up kidnapping the star player of the opposing team, the Utah Jazz, in an attempt to ensure their beloved Celtics' victory in the NBA finals.

With an all-star cast that includes Christopher McDonald, Gail O'Grady, Paul Guilfoyle, and Damon Wayans as the abducted basketball player, Celtic Pride guarantees non-stop laughter and sports-related shenanigans. The film captures the essence of fan loyalty and the desperate measures some might take to support their team.

If you're looking to relive the comedy and excitement of Celtic Pride, you can play and download the sounds from this delightful movie here. Get ready for an uproarious ride through the world of sports fandom and hijinks.

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A hero fights against injustice.
A hero fights against injustice.
A hero sacrifices for the good of man.
A hero sacrifices for the good of man.
A scotch soda!
A scotch soda!
A strong jawed, athletic, rim minded gym teacher like you?
A strong jawed, athletic, rim minded gym teacher like you?
All net!
All net!
All our lives, we've taken from the Celtics.
All our lives, we've taken from the Celtics.
All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole!
All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole!
All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole!
All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole!
All right, gentlemen, this is it.
All right, gentlemen, this is it.
All right, give me the key. The keys!
All right, give me the key. The keys!
All right, go!
All right, go!
All right, work it down now.
All right, work it down now.
All right, you suffered long enough. Get in there. Let's win this one!
All right, you suffered long enough. Get in there. Let's win this one!
All right. Here we go!
All right. Here we go!
All right. I am going to pay Nick the landlord.
All right. I am going to pay Nick the landlord.
All right. We've got 7.5 seconds. That's a lot of time.
All right. We've got 7.5 seconds. That's a lot of time.
Always a good sign.
Always a good sign.
And a bad mood when they lose.
And a bad mood when they lose.
And beat the living snot out of him!
And beat the living snot out of him!
And do the drills! Now!
And do the drills! Now!
And everyone else out there having fun.
And everyone else out there having fun.
And have fun.
And have fun.
And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it.
And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it.
And if I don't see one of your commercials, I'll let you go.
And if I don't see one of your commercials, I'll let you go.
And if we can hold onto him, maybe we can win that championship.
And if we can hold onto him, maybe we can win that championship.
And Mike O'Hara, a gym teacher from Charlestown
And Mike O'Hara, a gym teacher from Charlestown
And the only reason I haven't signed them is because I feel bad for you.
And the only reason I haven't signed them is because I feel bad for you.
And what could be the final game here at the Boston Garden,
And what could be the final game here at the Boston Garden,
And what have you done? What's your claim to fame?
And what have you done? What's your claim to fame?
And...why is this man tied up?
And...why is this man tied up?
Another beer, and my new friends here will have...
Another beer, and my new friends here will have...
Are there any questions? What?
Are there any questions? What?
Are you serious? You really want to do it? Because I will do it.
Are you serious? You really want to do it? Because I will do it.
At centre, in his second big year from Croatia,
At centre, in his second big year from Croatia,
At guard, at six foot three, number 1 1...
At guard, at six foot three, number 1 1...
At seven feet tall, number 7 1,
At seven feet tall, number 7 1,
At the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory.
At the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory.
Back to your seats! Now!
Back to your seats! Now!
Be careful. It's a top of the line quiet flush.
Be careful. It's a top of the line quiet flush.
Be quiet. I'm tired of your negativity.
Be quiet. I'm tired of your negativity.
Beautiful, Celts!
Beautiful, Celts!
Because I am not a hero. I am a plumber.
Because I am not a hero. I am a plumber.
Because it represents an event that might not happen.
Because it represents an event that might not happen.
Before it's going down.
Before it's going down.
Bing! Gotcha!
Bing! Gotcha!
Bounce pass to Tom at the top of the key.
Bounce pass to Tom at the top of the key.
Bounce!
Bounce!
Bring it down! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bring it down! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bring it in. Huddle up, boys.
Bring it in. Huddle up, boys.
But as a Celtics fan, I must reply Yes.
But as a Celtics fan, I must reply Yes.
But first, we have to do something.
But first, we have to do something.
But I got the good stuff!
But I got the good stuff!
But I got to beat these sons of bitches.
But I got to beat these sons of bitches.
But I guess for the Celtics, the leprechauns have left the building.
But I guess for the Celtics, the leprechauns have left the building.
But I'll be in lock up.
But I'll be in lock up.
But I've been hearing that for 1 5 years.
But I've been hearing that for 1 5 years.
But if we hold on to him till after the game and the Celtics win,
But if we hold on to him till after the game and the Celtics win,
But Jimmy Flaherty does have a gun, doesn't he?
But Jimmy Flaherty does have a gun, doesn't he?
But people today... Their values are all out of whack.
But people today... Their values are all out of whack.
But ultimately, it comes down to one thing. A good beating!
But ultimately, it comes down to one thing. A good beating!
But we'll kick your ass next year!
But we'll kick your ass next year!
But you did, Mikey! You did learn your lesson.
But you did, Mikey! You did learn your lesson.
But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest
But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest
But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go.
But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go.
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Dad.
Can we go on the trampoline, Mr O'Hara?
Can we go on the trampoline, Mr O'Hara?
Can we not talk about sports?
Can we not talk about sports?
Can you hold it five more minutes? Neely's gonna pull it out.
Can you hold it five more minutes? Neely's gonna pull it out.
Carol and I are really getting along. She even went to a hockey game.
Carol and I are really getting along. She even went to a hockey game.
Carol, look. I was thinking a lot about it, and you were right.
Carol, look. I was thinking a lot about it, and you were right.
Carol, Tommy, hey! What a surprise.
Carol, Tommy, hey! What a surprise.
Cary, you're gonna catch the ball at the foul line and then pivot.
Cary, you're gonna catch the ball at the foul line and then pivot.
Celtics are playing a physical brand of ball. They're beating up the Jazz.
Celtics are playing a physical brand of ball. They're beating up the Jazz.
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts!
Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts!
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan
Charge!
Charge!
Chris McCarthy!
Chris McCarthy!
Chris McCarthy! Where have you been?
Chris McCarthy! Where have you been?
Cindy!
Cindy!
Come on, buddy. Come and get me!
Come on, buddy. Come and get me!
Come on, Jimmy, the rock!
Come on, Jimmy, the rock!
Come on, let's do it. One, two, three, Jazz.
Come on, let's do it. One, two, three, Jazz.
Come on, you don't need the money! You know what I think?
Come on, you don't need the money! You know what I think?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Comes from you never having made it as a player.
Comes from you never having made it as a player.
Cough it up, man. We want the details.
Cough it up, man. We want the details.
Could we make some money?
Could we make some money?
Defence, defence!
Defence, defence!
Defence, defence!
Defence, defence!
Defence!
Defence!
Defence! Defence!
Defence! Defence!
Di...ane.
Di...ane.
Did you see that blonde in the new Guess ad?
Did you see that blonde in the new Guess ad?
Do it! Destiny!
Do it! Destiny!
Doc Kaufman's on Monday!
Doc Kaufman's on Monday!
Does he make you hold his peenie when he takes a piss, too, Jimmy?
Does he make you hold his peenie when he takes a piss, too, Jimmy?
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry. I was just being silly.
Don't cry. I was just being silly.
Don't do it! Don't do it, Jimmy!
Don't do it! Don't do it, Jimmy!
Don't dog me, Coach. I've got the bad crap.
Don't dog me, Coach. I've got the bad crap.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't worry about the death row shit. Just don't embarrass me.
Don't worry about the death row shit. Just don't embarrass me.
Donny and Marie loving freaks!
Donny and Marie loving freaks!
Every woman in Boston must want to get into bed with your pasty, bloated ass.
Every woman in Boston must want to get into bed with your pasty, bloated ass.
Everybody knows you're going to shoot the damn ball!
Everybody knows you're going to shoot the damn ball!
Everybody, just stay calm. Let them do what they do.
Everybody, just stay calm. Let them do what they do.
Everybody, this is not working. It was a bad idea!
Everybody, this is not working. It was a bad idea!
Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom?
Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Fans like these, you can have 'em.
Fans like these, you can have 'em.
Fans like you make me sick.
Fans like you make me sick.
Feel the bench, all right.
Feel the bench, all right.
Fine. I'll call Dr Kaufman and make an appointment for Monday.
Fine. I'll call Dr Kaufman and make an appointment for Monday.
For fun.
For fun.
For the ladies, always the added touch.
For the ladies, always the added touch.
FrereJacques, frereJacques dormez vous
FrereJacques, frereJacques dormez vous
Game 7! We're going all the way!
Game 7! We're going all the way!
Gas. Let's stop for gas.
Gas. Let's stop for gas.
Get him back there, now.
Get him back there, now.
Get in there. Seize the championship. We've got seven seconds.
Get in there. Seize the championship. We've got seven seconds.
Get Scott!
Get Scott!
Get the money!
Get the money!
Get up the floor, baby! All the way!
Get up the floor, baby! All the way!
Get up, you fat foetus. Oh, the kid is nice, the kid is nice!
Get up, you fat foetus. Oh, the kid is nice, the kid is nice!
Getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship
Getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship
Give it.
Give it.
Go ahead, Jimmy. Do it. Make the pain go away.
Go ahead, Jimmy. Do it. Make the pain go away.
Go all the way! Yes!
Go all the way! Yes!
Go home, Jazz! It's over!
Go home, Jazz! It's over!
Go vomit so you can feel better about yourself.
Go vomit so you can feel better about yourself.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go! Now!
Go! Now!
God!
God!
Good evening. I'm Marv Albert along with Bill Walton at Boston Garden
Good evening. I'm Marv Albert along with Bill Walton at Boston Garden
Good luck, guys.
Good luck, guys.
Good pass!
Good pass!
Good thing they're tearing this place down, 'cause I'm wrecking your house.
Good thing they're tearing this place down, 'cause I'm wrecking your house.
Got a minute?
Got a minute?
Grandma, I've done something terribly wrong.
Grandma, I've done something terribly wrong.
Grandma? Are you watching the Bruins game?
Grandma? Are you watching the Bruins game?
Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early.
Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early.
Great play!
Great play!
Guys. Please don't take this from me.
Guys. Please don't take this from me.
Haven't seen you since '86, when Buckner had that mishap.
Haven't seen you since '86, when Buckner had that mishap.
He doesn't even know you exist, and you met him.
He doesn't even know you exist, and you met him.
He got it for winning his first Masters, so don't get cranberry on it.
He got it for winning his first Masters, so don't get cranberry on it.
He had this to say about Tuesday's game.
He had this to say about Tuesday's game.
He led Boston in rebounds and assists in his senior year of high school.
He led Boston in rebounds and assists in his senior year of high school.
He lives right down the street. He's a plumber from Charlestown.
He lives right down the street. He's a plumber from Charlestown.
He passed me the ball?
He passed me the ball?
He says thanks for the compliment.
He says thanks for the compliment.
He sued the school after hurting his neck, ruining it for everyone.
He sued the school after hurting his neck, ruining it for everyone.
He talks to you like you're his little bitch or something.
He talks to you like you're his little bitch or something.
He unites, uplifts and inspires.
He unites, uplifts and inspires.
He wouldn't even let you make the banana pancakes.
He wouldn't even let you make the banana pancakes.
He wouldn't have said it if he didn't mean it. You're the greatest.
He wouldn't have said it if he didn't mean it. You're the greatest.
He'd be wasted for a week!
He'd be wasted for a week!
He'll never win it.
He'll never win it.
He's going all the way! Oh, yeah!
He's going all the way! Oh, yeah!
He's not worth it!
He's not worth it!
He's so condescending. Watch his ass!
He's so condescending. Watch his ass!
Heading into the 2nd half, the Celtics leading a listless Utah Jazz 52 to 38,
Heading into the 2nd half, the Celtics leading a listless Utah Jazz 52 to 38,
Heads up, right side!
Heads up, right side!
Hear that, Boston? I'm gonna kick your ass!
Hear that, Boston? I'm gonna kick your ass!
Help him with his bowl.
Help him with his bowl.
Here at this grudge match, a David and Goliath contest between
Here at this grudge match, a David and Goliath contest between
Here comes my favourite part!
Here comes my favourite part!
Here it goes! Bring it down now! Bring it hard! That's it!
Here it goes! Bring it down now! Bring it hard! That's it!
Here we go, Celtics, here we go!
Here we go, Celtics, here we go!
Here we go, Celtics, here we go!
Here we go, Celtics, here we go!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go! 24 minutes from heaven!
Here we go! 24 minutes from heaven!
Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go! Here we go!
Here's to you. Oh, boy.
Here's to you. Oh, boy.
Hey, beer!
Hey, beer!
Hey, Coach Kimball!
Hey, Coach Kimball!
Hey, Cramden, where are we going?
Hey, Cramden, where are we going?
Hey, Ed, here we go!
Hey, Ed, here we go!
Hey, good to see you.
Hey, good to see you.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, kids, listen up!
Hey, kids, listen up!
Hey, let go of me!
Hey, let go of me!
Hey, listen. I got a little business proposition for you.
Hey, listen. I got a little business proposition for you.
Hey, man.Jazz, world champions! Don't leave me hanging, man!
Hey, man.Jazz, world champions! Don't leave me hanging, man!
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Hey, not my fault.
Hey, not my fault.
Hey, Scott! I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom!
Hey, Scott! I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom!
Hey, you have any music in this tin can?
Hey, you have any music in this tin can?
Hey, you know what I was thinking? We'll go back to that therapist!
Hey, you know what I was thinking? We'll go back to that therapist!
Hey! Turn it off! Give me the gun, I'll shoot myself in the head.
Hey! Turn it off! Give me the gun, I'll shoot myself in the head.
Hey! Where are you going? Hey!
Hey! Where are you going? Hey!
Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy.
Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy.
Hey. Wear something purple.
Hey. Wear something purple.
Hi, Mike. What's up?
Hi, Mike. What's up?
Hi. I'm Big Jim Fulton. When I'm cutting 'em, I reach for the best.
Hi. I'm Big Jim Fulton. When I'm cutting 'em, I reach for the best.
Hi. This is the 7th game. Do you have any idea what you put us through?
Hi. This is the 7th game. Do you have any idea what you put us through?
Hold it right there, ball hog! Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun.
Hold it right there, ball hog! Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun.
How about New Year's, when you're sitting here playing with your knob,
How about New Year's, when you're sitting here playing with your knob,
How hard can it be?
How hard can it be?
How's your friend...Jill?
How's your friend...Jill?
Hustle back on D!
Hustle back on D!
I am not a hero.
I am not a hero.
I am not a hero. It's my house.
I am not a hero. It's my house.
I am sick and tired of you and your therapist
I am sick and tired of you and your therapist
I am totally losing my shit, man. I'll never make it in jail!
I am totally losing my shit, man. I'll never make it in jail!
I bet you guys couldn't get past first base with the Budweiser frog.
I bet you guys couldn't get past first base with the Budweiser frog.
I better give you some toilet paper and WD 40, 'cause I got stories, yo.
I better give you some toilet paper and WD 40, 'cause I got stories, yo.
I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now!
I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now!
I can see why he'd do that. McCulloch makes a heck of a product.
I can see why he'd do that. McCulloch makes a heck of a product.
I can't believe it's going seven games.
I can't believe it's going seven games.
I can't believe this guy is trying to take my championship away from me!
I can't believe this guy is trying to take my championship away from me!
I can't live with someone who refuses to grow.
I can't live with someone who refuses to grow.
I can't stand seeing you in a good mood when they win
I can't stand seeing you in a good mood when they win
I can't take it any more.
I can't take it any more.
I did not kidnap anybody!
I did not kidnap anybody!
I didn't know you even had a gun.
I didn't know you even had a gun.
I didn't mean Jill, I meant Donna.
I didn't mean Jill, I meant Donna.
I didn't want to say anything, but I knew it was you two. Good idea!
I didn't want to say anything, but I knew it was you two. Good idea!
I don't believe what I just saw!
I don't believe what I just saw!
I don't do no more commercials than anybody else.
I don't do no more commercials than anybody else.
I don't know about this, Jimmy.
I don't know about this, Jimmy.
I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Who do I root for?
I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Who do I root for?
I don't need your love. I don't want to talk about this any more.
I don't need your love. I don't want to talk about this any more.
I don't think your dad's gonna see you Sunday. Maybe February.
I don't think your dad's gonna see you Sunday. Maybe February.
I don't wanna raise your kids. I don't even like kids.
I don't wanna raise your kids. I don't even like kids.
I don't want to hear the Croatian stuff!
I don't want to hear the Croatian stuff!
I got married. I'm up in New York.
I got married. I'm up in New York.
I got no reason to be concerned, do I, Mike? Huh?
I got no reason to be concerned, do I, Mike? Huh?
I hate my life.
I hate my life.
I hate that guy.
I hate that guy.
I have a plan. I am calling the cops, then I'm divorcing you. Let's go.
I have a plan. I am calling the cops, then I'm divorcing you. Let's go.
I have nothing to say to you.
I have nothing to say to you.
I have reason to believe these two men have perpetrated a crime.
I have reason to believe these two men have perpetrated a crime.
I have them from the last time we split up.
I have them from the last time we split up.
I haven't seen Carol that mad since '8 7, when I drop kicked her Chia pet.
I haven't seen Carol that mad since '8 7, when I drop kicked her Chia pet.
I hope so. Scott's taking 50 shots a game. If he's hot, we're in trouble.
I hope so. Scott's taking 50 shots a game. If he's hot, we're in trouble.
I hope you die!
I hope you die!
I just want to look him in the eye. Cover me. I'm going in.
I just want to look him in the eye. Cover me. I'm going in.
I just want to spend some time with you guys, before I...
I just want to spend some time with you guys, before I...
I kidnap the greatest player in the NBA, and you don't know who he is!
I kidnap the greatest player in the NBA, and you don't know who he is!
I know I'm hopeless. 'Cause my dream is dead!
I know I'm hopeless. 'Cause my dream is dead!
I know you've thought about it. On holidays, your birthday.
I know you've thought about it. On holidays, your birthday.
I leave you alone for two minutes and what happens?
I leave you alone for two minutes and what happens?
I like this very much.
I like this very much.
I love him, but he's just not good for us.
I love him, but he's just not good for us.
I love the Celtics!
I love the Celtics!
I love the Celtics!
I love the Celtics!
I love the Celtics!
I love the Celtics!
I mean, he's throwing it in our face!
I mean, he's throwing it in our face!
I mean, how do you..? It was more like 1 2 seconds, anyway.
I mean, how do you..? It was more like 1 2 seconds, anyway.
I mean, we're not talking about kickball
I mean, we're not talking about kickball
I might have to go to jail and become some bad man's boyfriend.
I might have to go to jail and become some bad man's boyfriend.
I paid 300 bucks for this ticket. That's a frigging car payment!
I paid 300 bucks for this ticket. That's a frigging car payment!
I realise without that nice car you have no chance of getting laid.
I realise without that nice car you have no chance of getting laid.
I remember.
I remember.
I saw Kevin when I was out. I hinted about us.
I saw Kevin when I was out. I hinted about us.
I saw that the other night. I was going to call you.
I saw that the other night. I was going to call you.
I see you put a lot of thought into this.
I see you put a lot of thought into this.
I spoke with my therapist. I know that part of this obsession
I spoke with my therapist. I know that part of this obsession
I swear, if you take the ball and shoot, I'll get you deported!
I swear, if you take the ball and shoot, I'll get you deported!
I talked to Kevin. We're in deep trouble.
I talked to Kevin. We're in deep trouble.
I think I need a hug with my hot dog today.
I think I need a hug with my hot dog today.
I thought of that one last night.
I thought of that one last night.
I traded my Gordie Howe skates for it.
I traded my Gordie Howe skates for it.
I want them to win.
I want them to win.
I was going to make them, too. I was in the mood.
I was going to make them, too. I was in the mood.
I will not let you down. I'll give them some of that death row shit.
I will not let you down. I'll give them some of that death row shit.
I wish I was a boat person! Their team didn't lose.
I wish I was a boat person! Their team didn't lose.
I wish the Utah fans were this passionate.
I wish the Utah fans were this passionate.
I would cherish every minute of every game.
I would cherish every minute of every game.
I would very much like to be one. Let's lead our Celtics to victory!
I would very much like to be one. Let's lead our Celtics to victory!
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
I wouldn't skip practice or be ragging on my team mates! I'd work hard!
I wouldn't skip practice or be ragging on my team mates! I'd work hard!
I'd like to get him in a room, tie him down,
I'd like to get him in a room, tie him down,
I'd love to stay and throw up.
I'd love to stay and throw up.
I'll call you if I need you.
I'll call you if I need you.
I'll play a game. I'll flip through every station on this TV.
I'll play a game. I'll flip through every station on this TV.
I'll play one on one with this hot dog any day!
I'll play one on one with this hot dog any day!
I'll play one on one with this hot dog any day!
I'll play one on one with this hot dog any day!
I'll sacrifice for our boys in green.
I'll sacrifice for our boys in green.
I'll tell you what. You take the bad crap and this basketball,
I'll tell you what. You take the bad crap and this basketball,
I'm Bob Cousy here at Lapristy Park with the Boston skyline behind me,
I'm Bob Cousy here at Lapristy Park with the Boston skyline behind me,
I'm going to say that I kidnapped Scott.
I'm going to say that I kidnapped Scott.
I'm going to sit your ass on the bench. I'm benching you!
I'm going to sit your ass on the bench. I'm benching you!
I'm gonna beat your ass just like Utah's going to beat the Celtics.
I'm gonna beat your ass just like Utah's going to beat the Celtics.
I'm installing a whirlpool spa next week, and Friday I'll have...
I'm installing a whirlpool spa next week, and Friday I'll have...
I'm Lewis Scott.
I'm Lewis Scott.
I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber.
I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber.
I'm soaking wet, and the van smells like gasoline! Give me a light.
I'm soaking wet, and the van smells like gasoline! Give me a light.
I'm sorry about the abduction. I've never done that to another guy.
I'm sorry about the abduction. I've never done that to another guy.
I'm sorry I've been acting like such a jerk.
I'm sorry I've been acting like such a jerk.
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm the kind of guy who hangs himself in his shoelaces on the first night!
I'm the kind of guy who hangs himself in his shoelaces on the first night!
I'm the one born with the talent, not you.
I'm the one born with the talent, not you.
I'm wearing Jack Nicklaus's jacket!
I'm wearing Jack Nicklaus's jacket!
I've got 1 25 channels on the dish.
I've got 1 25 channels on the dish.
I've had back problems from carrying this sorry excuse for a team.
I've had back problems from carrying this sorry excuse for a team.
Ice! Get him some ice!
Ice! Get him some ice!
If he's hot... Three weeks of college ball and he's an expert.
If he's hot... Three weeks of college ball and he's an expert.
If Lewis Scott ever let you take a shot, you'd wet your frigging pants!
If Lewis Scott ever let you take a shot, you'd wet your frigging pants!
If Scott doesn't wake up and start getting some really big numbers,
If Scott doesn't wake up and start getting some really big numbers,
If she thinks I didn't learn my lesson...
If she thinks I didn't learn my lesson...
If somebody gets caught, it's going to be me. I'll take the fall.
If somebody gets caught, it's going to be me. I'll take the fall.
If they offered you a million to do a Tidy Bowl commercial, would you?
If they offered you a million to do a Tidy Bowl commercial, would you?
If Utah wins, we don't go to jail. If they miss it, the Celtics win.
If Utah wins, we don't go to jail. If they miss it, the Celtics win.
If you kidnap a guy, you kidnap him. I mean, just do it.
If you kidnap a guy, you kidnap him. I mean, just do it.
If you try anything, he'll blow holes through this door until you're dead.
If you try anything, he'll blow holes through this door until you're dead.
If you was a midget, I'd take you to the hole.
If you was a midget, I'd take you to the hole.
If you was an old woman with no teeth, I'd still have you gummin'.
If you was an old woman with no teeth, I'd still have you gummin'.
If you was crippled, I'd have you rubbing that nub.
If you was crippled, I'd have you rubbing that nub.
If you was my bitch, I'd do that to you.
If you was my bitch, I'd do that to you.
If you're sitting in row 3, seat 6, you've been chosen for...
If you're sitting in row 3, seat 6, you've been chosen for...
If your septic tank is backing up, your hot water takes a leak,
If your septic tank is backing up, your hot water takes a leak,
Ilja LurchBronfermakher!
Ilja LurchBronfermakher!
In a case like that, that's a product I believe in, I suppose I would.
In a case like that, that's a product I believe in, I suppose I would.
In a couple of weeks, this place is rubble. Jimmy, this is your destiny!
In a couple of weeks, this place is rubble. Jimmy, this is your destiny!
In the 1 9 73 State Wrestling Tournament by a blind guy.
In the 1 9 73 State Wrestling Tournament by a blind guy.
In the 80s, when the Celtics won the championship,
In the 80s, when the Celtics won the championship,
Is Mike O'Hara's dream dead? We'll see after a word from this sponsor.
Is Mike O'Hara's dream dead? We'll see after a word from this sponsor.
Is this racism? A backlash from the O.J. Simpson verdict?
Is this racism? A backlash from the O.J. Simpson verdict?
It could be worth something later, in a few years,
It could be worth something later, in a few years,
It doesn't matter if we let him go now or later. Same thing.
It doesn't matter if we let him go now or later. Same thing.
It looks like it's all Celtics here tonight.
It looks like it's all Celtics here tonight.
It means you set the back pick on the box on the weak side for Tom!
It means you set the back pick on the box on the weak side for Tom!
It takes courage to speak the truth in this town.
It takes courage to speak the truth in this town.
It took me two seconds to figure out who the man in the relationship was.
It took me two seconds to figure out who the man in the relationship was.
It wasn't Chris McCarthy! It was us!
It wasn't Chris McCarthy! It was us!
It would have our names next to it.
It would have our names next to it.
It would not have happened if Scott had not changed his style of play.
It would not have happened if Scott had not changed his style of play.
It wouldn't be a fair win.
It wouldn't be a fair win.
It's a Russian TOZ 35. Skanaker won the gold in the '72 Olympics with it.
It's a Russian TOZ 35. Skanaker won the gold in the '72 Olympics with it.
It's Carol and Tommy. Get him in there!
It's Carol and Tommy. Get him in there!
It's coming back to haunt him.
It's coming back to haunt him.
It's going to feel so good to deny Lewis Scott the championship.
It's going to feel so good to deny Lewis Scott the championship.
It's Nick, the landlord. He's got a key. He's the landlord.
It's Nick, the landlord. He's got a key. He's the landlord.
It's not really a good time right now.
It's not really a good time right now.
It's over.
It's over.
It's pathetic. All these pictures of other people's achievements.
It's pathetic. All these pictures of other people's achievements.
It's pathetic. You should learn something about loyalty.
It's pathetic. You should learn something about loyalty.
It's time to give something back.
It's time to give something back.
It's time to move on, it's time to get a new dream.
It's time to move on, it's time to get a new dream.
It's your 3 a.m. wake up call.
It's your 3 a.m. wake up call.
Jill moved to Rhode Island two years ago.
Jill moved to Rhode Island two years ago.
Jimmy Flaherty is so tired of Lewis Scott's bullshit!
Jimmy Flaherty is so tired of Lewis Scott's bullshit!
Jimmy Flaherty wants Lewis Scott to shut his trap.
Jimmy Flaherty wants Lewis Scott to shut his trap.
Jimmy, it's a time out! Utah's down by one.
Jimmy, it's a time out! Utah's down by one.
Jimmy, where are you going?
Jimmy, where are you going?
Jimmy, you've got...Mike, and he's got a wife and a kid.
Jimmy, you've got...Mike, and he's got a wife and a kid.
Jimmy!
Jimmy!
Josh doesn't have to stand in line, everybody!
Josh doesn't have to stand in line, everybody!
Just sit under the basket and rebound. Can you do that much?
Just sit under the basket and rebound. Can you do that much?
Just suck up the energy. All right. Listen up.
Just suck up the energy. All right. Listen up.
Just taking a little breakski. Watching the game here.
Just taking a little breakski. Watching the game here.
Just the way you like it, Jimmy. I've even toasted the bun.
Just the way you like it, Jimmy. I've even toasted the bun.
Keep 'em coming!
Keep 'em coming!
Keep changing channels. You're almost out. This is it.
Keep changing channels. You're almost out. This is it.
Kevin O'Grady, Boston Police.
Kevin O'Grady, Boston Police.
Kidnapping is kidnapping. It doesn't matter if it's one day or three days.
Kidnapping is kidnapping. It doesn't matter if it's one day or three days.
Kimball has finally gotten through to his star guard.
Kimball has finally gotten through to his star guard.
Kimball, jeez.
Kimball, jeez.
Kirby, two points! Benton, two points!
Kirby, two points! Benton, two points!
Kiss my ass, Boston!
Kiss my ass, Boston!
Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship.
Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship.
Let go of me! You're the two guys at the club.
Let go of me! You're the two guys at the club.
Let her go. Who needs a loving, supportive wife like that?
Let her go. Who needs a loving, supportive wife like that?
Let me go. I won't turn you in, I swear. You don't want to go to jail!
Let me go. I won't turn you in, I swear. You don't want to go to jail!
Let the other goalie... That net was wide open!
Let the other goalie... That net was wide open!
Let's get him a cab.
Let's get him a cab.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's mess him up.
Let's mess him up.
Let's play invent a drink.
Let's play invent a drink.
Let's play the game that got us here, all right?
Let's play the game that got us here, all right?
Let's play. A pack of Oscar Mayer fat free turkey dogs for the winner.
Let's play. A pack of Oscar Mayer fat free turkey dogs for the winner.
Lewis passes the ball! The only man more surprised than me was Sheppard.
Lewis passes the ball! The only man more surprised than me was Sheppard.
Lewis Scott has expanded his game, and his team mates are responding.
Lewis Scott has expanded his game, and his team mates are responding.
Lewis Scott has gone A WOL. Suddenly, Dennis Rodman doesn't seem so bad.
Lewis Scott has gone A WOL. Suddenly, Dennis Rodman doesn't seem so bad.
Lewis Scott, NBA All Star
Lewis Scott, NBA All Star
Lewis Scott, only 6 points in the first half.
Lewis Scott, only 6 points in the first half.
Lewis Scott!
Lewis Scott!
Lewis, come on!
Lewis, come on!
Lewis, I think he's right.
Lewis, I think he's right.
Lewis, Lewis...
Lewis, Lewis...
Lewis!
Lewis!
Like it's the first time he's pulled this.
Like it's the first time he's pulled this.
Listen up! Kevin, you're playing the number five position!
Listen up! Kevin, you're playing the number five position!
Lunch is almost ready.
Lunch is almost ready.
Lurch, come here.
Lurch, come here.
Lurch, stand under the basket. Just sit there and rebound, right?
Lurch, stand under the basket. Just sit there and rebound, right?
Lurch, we're going to run the plays. Do the best you can. That's all I ask.
Lurch, we're going to run the plays. Do the best you can. That's all I ask.
Lurch! Check in.
Lurch! Check in.
Lurch. You're going in.
Lurch. You're going in.
Man, I've been with two women in my whole life.
Man, I've been with two women in my whole life.
Mark! Turn on the tube. Help me out.
Mark! Turn on the tube. Help me out.
Maybe I shouldn't. I'm starting to see double.
Maybe I shouldn't. I'm starting to see double.
Maybe something happened to him.
Maybe something happened to him.
Maybe you two should switch.
Maybe you two should switch.
Maybe your lucky seat is my lucky seat for the second half.
Maybe your lucky seat is my lucky seat for the second half.
Me? As a policeman sworn to uphold the law, I could never say that.
Me? As a policeman sworn to uphold the law, I could never say that.
Mickey, 1 00,000 bucks can buy us a pretty good lawyer!
Mickey, 1 00,000 bucks can buy us a pretty good lawyer!
Mike, you got a wife and a kid!
Mike, you got a wife and a kid!
Mike. These are divorce papers.
Mike. These are divorce papers.
Mikey and I'll take care of it. See you.
Mikey and I'll take care of it. See you.
Mikey, there's a $20 penalty for writing out bounced cheques.
Mikey, there's a $20 penalty for writing out bounced cheques.
Mikey!
Mikey!
Money for nothing and chicks for free, right?
Money for nothing and chicks for free, right?
Mr Scott, I think you're the greatest.
Mr Scott, I think you're the greatest.
My Celtics are playing a very important basketball game tonight.
My Celtics are playing a very important basketball game tonight.
My Celts are going to give you the beating of your life tomorrow night.
My Celts are going to give you the beating of your life tomorrow night.
My dream is dead! OK?
My dream is dead! OK?
My dream is dead.
My dream is dead.
My team mates will come looking for me.
My team mates will come looking for me.
Neely, come on, man! No!
Neely, come on, man! No!
New?
New?
Nice pass.
Nice pass.
No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor.
No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor.
No way. If we get caught, we're going down together.
No way. If we get caught, we're going down together.
No, I had 20,000 of these made up. If they lose, they're worthless.
No, I had 20,000 of these made up. If they lose, they're worthless.
No, no, no, Lewis Scott is going to buy you two a drink.
No, no, no, Lewis Scott is going to buy you two a drink.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, of course not. I just don't want to go to jail.
No, of course not. I just don't want to go to jail.
No, that's us! Marv Albert's talking about us. Oh, I can die now!
No, that's us! Marv Albert's talking about us. Oh, I can die now!
No, we're not going to jail. I'm going to jail, alone.
No, we're not going to jail. I'm going to jail, alone.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Of course not.
No! Of course not.
No. I got something much worse planned for you two.
No. I got something much worse planned for you two.
No...no.
No...no.
Nobody sends my man to jail. Let's go. Come on, you asshole.
Nobody sends my man to jail. Let's go. Come on, you asshole.
Not brutally. I held back. I didn't want to hurt the poor kid.
Not brutally. I held back. I didn't want to hurt the poor kid.
Not you, Dad. I meant Lewis.
Not you, Dad. I meant Lewis.
Nothing personal, man.
Nothing personal, man.
Nowhere. We're just going to drive around till after the game.
Nowhere. We're just going to drive around till after the game.
Officer, I'm the guy who had his car stolen.
Officer, I'm the guy who had his car stolen.
Officer!
Officer!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Jimmy! Lewis Scott's in the bed!
Oh, God! Jimmy! Lewis Scott's in the bed!
Oh, man! Wait till the boys see this!
Oh, man! Wait till the boys see this!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, that was close.
Oh, that was close.
Oh, we don't want your autograph. No.
Oh, we don't want your autograph. No.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
OK, Bruins. Just one in the net! That's all I'm asking.
OK, Bruins. Just one in the net! That's all I'm asking.
OK, here we go.
OK, here we go.
OK, I said it! I am not ashamed of it!
OK, I said it! I am not ashamed of it!
OK, Mr Germany, where were we?
OK, Mr Germany, where were we?
OK.
OK.
OK. Come on, Lewis, you pansy, let's go!
OK. Come on, Lewis, you pansy, let's go!
OK. Let's play. I'll start with two here.
OK. Let's play. I'll start with two here.
On a team, everybody's got a job. So our job is to cover Lewis Scott!
On a team, everybody's got a job. So our job is to cover Lewis Scott!
On God's green earth
On God's green earth
On Tuesday night, the Celtics defeated Utah Jazz with 1 06 94.
On Tuesday night, the Celtics defeated Utah Jazz with 1 06 94.
One, two, Jazz!
One, two, Jazz!
Our lives go down in flames and we have nothing to show.
Our lives go down in flames and we have nothing to show.
Our lives will go down in flames, but we'll have contributed to the victory!
Our lives will go down in flames, but we'll have contributed to the victory!
Out in the Bermuda Triangle in a leaky raft dying of thirst.
Out in the Bermuda Triangle in a leaky raft dying of thirst.
Pass the ball around, keep it moving. Grab some big, fat defence.
Pass the ball around, keep it moving. Grab some big, fat defence.
Pivot into the triple threat position,
Pivot into the triple threat position,
Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music now
Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music now
Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music right
Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music right
Please give a big hand to Jimmy Flaherty!
Please give a big hand to Jimmy Flaherty!
Plumber...
Plumber...
Plunger.
Plunger.
Prison won't be so bad. I can become a born again Christian.
Prison won't be so bad. I can become a born again Christian.
Pull over.
Pull over.
Put a Celtics hat on the guy.
Put a Celtics hat on the guy.
Put that gun in your mouth and blow your brains out.
Put that gun in your mouth and blow your brains out.
Racism? If the Sox were in the pennant race with the Orioles,
Racism? If the Sox were in the pennant race with the Orioles,
Root for Utah!
Root for Utah!
Say somebody grabbed him yesterday and let go of him today.
Say somebody grabbed him yesterday and let go of him today.
Scared you, didn't I? What's new, man?
Scared you, didn't I? What's new, man?
Schnapps and a scotch. Make mine a vodka.
Schnapps and a scotch. Make mine a vodka.
Scott can't find his rhythm. That's the price for skipping practice.
Scott can't find his rhythm. That's the price for skipping practice.
Scott is duct taped in my bed and I don't think he did it himself.
Scott is duct taped in my bed and I don't think he did it himself.
Scott! Listen to me! I will not be ignored!
Scott! Listen to me! I will not be ignored!
Scott?
Scott?
Scott's never going to wake up. We may as well turn ourselves in now.
Scott's never going to wake up. We may as well turn ourselves in now.
Screw you. I was trying to be nice. But you are hopeless.
Screw you. I was trying to be nice. But you are hopeless.
See you ladies at the game. Pray I win, otherwise you're going to jail.
See you ladies at the game. Pray I win, otherwise you're going to jail.
See you later because we gotta be going now, and good afternoon.
See you later because we gotta be going now, and good afternoon.
See you, Dad!
See you, Dad!
Selling those wieners!
Selling those wieners!
She loves me. So does my banker.
She loves me. So does my banker.
She very well might, knowing her the way I do.
She very well might, knowing her the way I do.
Sheppard! Sheppard! Are you OK, man?
Sheppard! Sheppard! Are you OK, man?
Shut up before I bring your head over here and use it as a cue ball.
Shut up before I bring your head over here and use it as a cue ball.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Sit down! Please, Lewis! Don't make me shoot you, man!
Sit down! Please, Lewis! Don't make me shoot you, man!
Smile for the barrel. All right.
Smile for the barrel. All right.
So by sitting in this seat I'm helping the Jazz? Switch!
So by sitting in this seat I'm helping the Jazz? Switch!
So can't you see? We are the bad luck guys!
So can't you see? We are the bad luck guys!
So let's do it.
So let's do it.
So now, when we root for the Jazz, we're going to jinx them!
So now, when we root for the Jazz, we're going to jinx them!
So you'd hold on to him until after the Celtics win the championship?
So you'd hold on to him until after the Celtics win the championship?
So, Dad, what do you think prison will be like?
So, Dad, what do you think prison will be like?
Some bitter ex high school player who never really made it?
Some bitter ex high school player who never really made it?
Some eggs, sausages and bacon and make a Spanish omelette.
Some eggs, sausages and bacon and make a Spanish omelette.
Somebody's got to spot you when you're lifting weights in the yard.
Somebody's got to spot you when you're lifting weights in the yard.
Sometimes you just gotta be tough with these guys.
Sometimes you just gotta be tough with these guys.
Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines
Sorry, but don't take it out on me.
Sorry, but don't take it out on me.
Spread out! Number 3!
Spread out! Number 3!
Squashed like a squirrel on the highway. Thank you for the update.
Squashed like a squirrel on the highway. Thank you for the update.
Stand by where your car was stolen and I'll be right there.
Stand by where your car was stolen and I'll be right there.
Stifle it, Scott!
Stifle it, Scott!
Sure.
Sure.
Surprise them. Pass it! You are not taking me down with you!
Surprise them. Pass it! You are not taking me down with you!
Switch, switch!
Switch, switch!
Switch, switch!
Switch, switch!
Take a breather, Mike. I'm gonna shoot threes.
Take a breather, Mike. I'm gonna shoot threes.
Taking something pure and twisting it around!
Taking something pure and twisting it around!
Taxi!
Taxi!
Than go to that little bastard's birthday party.
Than go to that little bastard's birthday party.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank your friend Billy Williams for that.
Thank your friend Billy Williams for that.
Thanks for telling me about the lighter.
Thanks for telling me about the lighter.
Thanks for the hostage tality, guys. But I really gotta go.
Thanks for the hostage tality, guys. But I really gotta go.
Thanks, Suzy. You pulled that out of your butt.
Thanks, Suzy. You pulled that out of your butt.
That is exactly what is wrong with our relationship.
That is exactly what is wrong with our relationship.
That just proves no one's above it. What about you, doo doo digger?
That just proves no one's above it. What about you, doo doo digger?
That thought crossed my mind.
That thought crossed my mind.
That was my 1 986 Bill Buckner ball.
That was my 1 986 Bill Buckner ball.
That would depend how drunk I got it.
That would depend how drunk I got it.
That'll be good. Nobody wants a born again Christian as their bitch.
That'll be good. Nobody wants a born again Christian as their bitch.
That's a real tragedy. Now step back! I'll be with you in a moment.
That's a real tragedy. Now step back! I'll be with you in a moment.
That's basketball. You see a problem, you solve it. That's coaching.
That's basketball. You see a problem, you solve it. That's coaching.
That's it. Drink it all up!
That's it. Drink it all up!
That's nice, Peanut. Now could you get me a g****fruit out of the fridge?
That's nice, Peanut. Now could you get me a g****fruit out of the fridge?
That's not fair!
That's not fair!
The Celtics are going to hand you your ass on Sunday.
The Celtics are going to hand you your ass on Sunday.
The Celtics are going to win!
The Celtics are going to win!
The Celtics have lost the last two games, right?
The Celtics have lost the last two games, right?
The fate of the Jazz rests on the shoulders of their star, Lewis Scott.
The fate of the Jazz rests on the shoulders of their star, Lewis Scott.
The final game of the NBA finals. In case you've been out of the country,
The final game of the NBA finals. In case you've been out of the country,
The first drink I'm going to make is called...
The first drink I'm going to make is called...
The most important thing is that they win.
The most important thing is that they win.
The most important thing is that they win.
The most important thing is that they win.
The National Basketball Association. They have to win.
The National Basketball Association. They have to win.
The night's not over. I know this after hours bar we can take him to.
The night's not over. I know this after hours bar we can take him to.
The paper said Utah's favoured by two. He probably won't even have to go.
The paper said Utah's favoured by two. He probably won't even have to go.
The talk is that nobody has seen or heard from Lewis Scott.
The talk is that nobody has seen or heard from Lewis Scott.
Then why don't you go get his white ass?
Then why don't you go get his white ass?
Then you backdoor, OK?
Then you backdoor, OK?
There are some people in this world, that's all they really understand.
There are some people in this world, that's all they really understand.
There he is.
There he is.
There is nothing you guys can't do! I believe in you. Believe in yourselves.
There is nothing you guys can't do! I believe in you. Believe in yourselves.
There it is, there it is, Scott, hoop!
There it is, there it is, Scott, hoop!
There it is, there it is, there it is, Scott, hoop!
There it is, there it is, there it is, Scott, hoop!
There was a time in this country when sports were revered.
There was a time in this country when sports were revered.
There you go!
There you go!
There!
There!
There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book.
There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book.
There's 7.5 seconds left. Utah's got the ball.
There's 7.5 seconds left. Utah's got the ball.
There's no way Utah can win this game.
There's no way Utah can win this game.
There's nothing I'd rather do
There's nothing I'd rather do
These guys are so classy. There's no prize money here.
These guys are so classy. There's no prize money here.
They were on fire. Then something changed.
They were on fire. Then something changed.
They were singin'and movin' to the groovin'
They were singin'and movin' to the groovin'
They will not lose because I won't let them lose! You understand?
They will not lose because I won't let them lose! You understand?
They're in it for the love of the game.
They're in it for the love of the game.
They're my friends.
They're my friends.
This is bizarre.
This is bizarre.
This is different.
This is different.
This is stupid. What are we doing here?
This is stupid. What are we doing here?
This isn't bad.
This isn't bad.
Thou shalt not ruin the friggin' game for me!
Thou shalt not ruin the friggin' game for me!
Tie him up and hold him till after we finish that game tomorrow.
Tie him up and hold him till after we finish that game tomorrow.
Timmy and Patty are bar keeping at the Roxy. Guess who just walked in?
Timmy and Patty are bar keeping at the Roxy. Guess who just walked in?
Tommy.
Tommy.
Tommy. Football season's coming up.
Tommy. Football season's coming up.
Traitor! Back stabber!
Traitor! Back stabber!
Two white Irish guys who hate the Celtics, ain't that right, guys?
Two white Irish guys who hate the Celtics, ain't that right, guys?
Two. Six. One shot.
Two. Six. One shot.
Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks!
Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks!
Wait five minutes and then call again!
Wait five minutes and then call again!
Want to pick up the pace?
Want to pick up the pace?
Watch his ass!
Watch his ass!
Watch his head.
Watch his head.
Watch it, ref!
Watch it, ref!
We are in the middle of the NBA finals.
We are in the middle of the NBA finals.
We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time.
We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time.
We can talk it out. We'll talk, we can hold each other.
We can talk it out. We'll talk, we can hold each other.
We could go Italian, Chinese, Greek. I know a great Dutch place...
We could go Italian, Chinese, Greek. I know a great Dutch place...
We don't need Scott. Bench him and teach him a lesson.
We don't need Scott. Bench him and teach him a lesson.
We just got to get him outside. Then he can go where the hell he wants.
We just got to get him outside. Then he can go where the hell he wants.
We just stopped by to bring some stuff you might need and to say goodbye.
We just stopped by to bring some stuff you might need and to say goodbye.
We loved the Celtics, when you played for them. You were the master.
We loved the Celtics, when you played for them. You were the master.
We move the ball. Lewis gets here, passes to Dale...
We move the ball. Lewis gets here, passes to Dale...
We must've done it when he passed out. We kidnapped him.
We must've done it when he passed out. We kidnapped him.
We need time to figure this out. Why don't you get us some coffee and food?
We need time to figure this out. Why don't you get us some coffee and food?
We should get out of here. Carol was pissed. She might be calling the cops.
We should get out of here. Carol was pissed. She might be calling the cops.
We were at the game when Seton Hall beat Boston College.
We were at the game when Seton Hall beat Boston College.
We won! He listened to you, Mikey!
We won! He listened to you, Mikey!
We'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white.
We'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white.
We'll be celebrating the first Celtics' championship of the 90s.
We'll be celebrating the first Celtics' championship of the 90s.
We're free!
We're free!
We're going to do this without him. Utah Jazz is not Lewis Scott.
We're going to do this without him. Utah Jazz is not Lewis Scott.
We're going to jail!
We're going to jail!
We're going to love you.
We're going to love you.
We're just joking around. We're not talking about a crime here, are we?
We're just joking around. We're not talking about a crime here, are we?
We're not having a party! Get some coffee and food!
We're not having a party! Get some coffee and food!
We've no choice. If we let him go now,
We've no choice. If we let him go now,
Wear something purple.
Wear something purple.
Well, it could be worse. It's not like we're boat people
Well, it could be worse. It's not like we're boat people
Well, Jimmy wouldn't talk like that if he didn't have a gun,
Well, Jimmy wouldn't talk like that if he didn't have a gun,
Well, look at that. It works.
Well, look at that. It works.
Well...
Well...
What a dick!
What a dick!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What do you want, punk?
What do you want, punk?
What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7?
What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7?
What if we got him completely wrecked so he was too hung over to play well.
What if we got him completely wrecked so he was too hung over to play well.
What is this? I thought you two were Utah fans.
What is this? I thought you two were Utah fans.
What just happened?
What just happened?
What kind of loser would want to be an asterisk?
What kind of loser would want to be an asterisk?
What the hell's gotten into you? Huh?
What the hell's gotten into you? Huh?
What's happening, gentlemen? Good to see you again.
What's happening, gentlemen? Good to see you again.
What's with the jerseys? Don't you think that's a little overkill?
What's with the jerseys? Don't you think that's a little overkill?
Where there's nothing at stake. We're talking about
Where there's nothing at stake. We're talking about
Who are you, man?
Who are you, man?
Who is...? Are you kidding me?
Who is...? Are you kidding me?
Who needs his lanky ass anyway?
Who needs his lanky ass anyway?
Why do you do all those commercials?
Why do you do all those commercials?
Why do you do this? You're selfish. That kind of behaviour is inexcusable!
Why do you do this? You're selfish. That kind of behaviour is inexcusable!
Why don't you go back to Utah and get yourself a few more wives!
Why don't you go back to Utah and get yourself a few more wives!
Why don't you join the Mormon Choir,
Why don't you join the Mormon Choir,
Why? Is it so unusual you're not at practice?
Why? Is it so unusual you're not at practice?
Will I only see him Sundays like my other divorced friends?
Will I only see him Sundays like my other divorced friends?
Wish you was out there. I'd take you to school.
Wish you was out there. I'd take you to school.
With a spastic colon and a few surprises up his sleeve.
With a spastic colon and a few surprises up his sleeve.
Worse, Scott was fined $ 1 0,000 for missing yesterday's practice.
Worse, Scott was fined $ 1 0,000 for missing yesterday's practice.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. That's good.
Wow. That's good.
Yeah, Lewis!
Yeah, Lewis!
Yeah, OK. I'll get some bananas and make banana pancakes.
Yeah, OK. I'll get some bananas and make banana pancakes.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag.
Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah? I'm about to snatch your asshole out and use it as a peephole.
Yeah? I'm about to snatch your asshole out and use it as a peephole.
Yeah. I'll bench my high scorer. Our fans won't want me too dead.
Yeah. I'll bench my high scorer. Our fans won't want me too dead.
Yeah. No flips on the trampoline.
Yeah. No flips on the trampoline.
Yeah. We got no choice. Go, Scott!
Yeah. We got no choice. Go, Scott!
Yeah. What changed since first half?
Yeah. What changed since first half?
Yeah... No, VERY inside information.
Yeah... No, VERY inside information.
Yellow, purple, green and white, the Jazz are gonna win tonight!
Yellow, purple, green and white, the Jazz are gonna win tonight!
Yes, master, I'll do whatever you say.
Yes, master, I'll do whatever you say.
Yes, Peanut.
Yes, Peanut.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Good pass, Lewis! Good pass.
Yes! Good pass, Lewis! Good pass.
Yes. Hey, don't go in there! Do not go in there!
Yes. Hey, don't go in there! Do not go in there!
Yes. What are you smiling about?
Yes. What are you smiling about?
Yo, Coach! I'll play. Just give me a chance. I can handle the rock.
Yo, Coach! I'll play. Just give me a chance. I can handle the rock.
You actually get to play in the Garden! At the finals!
You actually get to play in the Garden! At the finals!
You are sick! You need help!
You are sick! You need help!
You are so far off...
You are so far off...
You autograph hounds are out of control.
You autograph hounds are out of control.
You better hope and pray the Celtics win, or you're writing a big cheque.
You better hope and pray the Celtics win, or you're writing a big cheque.
You did it! You did it!
You did it! You did it!
You didn't bet on the Celtics?
You didn't bet on the Celtics?
You don't even have to stand in line. Hey!
You don't even have to stand in line. Hey!
You don't know what's going on! We have a plan!
You don't know what's going on! We have a plan!
You don't think I work hard? I gave up everything for the game!
You don't think I work hard? I gave up everything for the game!
You don't think I've got the talent?
You don't think I've got the talent?
You go backdoor towards the basket for the lay up.
You go backdoor towards the basket for the lay up.
You guys are really good at this. You ever think about going pro?
You guys are really good at this. You ever think about going pro?
You guys are truly devoted. There must be green blood in your veins.
You guys are truly devoted. There must be green blood in your veins.
You guys suck so bad that Nike should take your shoes away!
You guys suck so bad that Nike should take your shoes away!
You just shut up. Jimmy's in control now.
You just shut up. Jimmy's in control now.
You know the Budweiser ad girl? Been there, done that.
You know the Budweiser ad girl? Been there, done that.
You know what someone should do? Someone should grab Lewis Scott,
You know what someone should do? Someone should grab Lewis Scott,
You know what? I'm in.
You know what? I'm in.
You know, I was thinking... Lewis Scott is killing us.
You know, I was thinking... Lewis Scott is killing us.
You know.
You know.
You love us when we win and hate us when we lose.
You love us when we win and hate us when we lose.
You miserable son of a bitch!
You miserable son of a bitch!
You must love living in that fantasy world.
You must love living in that fantasy world.
You only finished one order of ribs. What's going on with you, anyway?
You only finished one order of ribs. What's going on with you, anyway?
You pulled a triple double, 42 points, 20 rebounds, 1 1 assists. What a game!
You pulled a triple double, 42 points, 20 rebounds, 1 1 assists. What a game!
You pump, I'll pay. And you, you wait in there.
You pump, I'll pay. And you, you wait in there.
You rationalize with them, listen to their side of the story.
You rationalize with them, listen to their side of the story.
You really shouldn't leave Jimmy all alone, Mike.
You really shouldn't leave Jimmy all alone, Mike.
You should go in there with him just to be safe.
You should go in there with him just to be safe.
You sit watching sports, criticizing athletes 'cause you wish it was you.
You sit watching sports, criticizing athletes 'cause you wish it was you.
You stupid son of a bitch. Nice form.
You stupid son of a bitch. Nice form.
You think I'll spend the rest of my life with Jimmy?
You think I'll spend the rest of my life with Jimmy?
You think Larry Bird has a picture of you,
You think Larry Bird has a picture of you,
You think that if we see your face on TV a million times a day,
You think that if we see your face on TV a million times a day,
You understand? They're tearing down the Boston Garden
You understand? They're tearing down the Boston Garden
You were a joy to be with.
You were a joy to be with.
You were brutally defeated
You were brutally defeated
You were right! I think I've become a little bit...
You were right! I think I've become a little bit...
You will not interfere with an NBA championship again. Never!
You will not interfere with an NBA championship again. Never!
You won't believe who's in here. Lewis Scott!
You won't believe who's in here. Lewis Scott!
You won't shoot me. You don't have the berries.
You won't shoot me. You don't have the berries.
You wouldn't see Big Jim Fulton hawking chainsaws.
You wouldn't see Big Jim Fulton hawking chainsaws.
You'd be a great ball boy.
You'd be a great ball boy.
You'd better do what Lewis Scott says, 'cause he owns your ass!
You'd better do what Lewis Scott says, 'cause he owns your ass!
You're a gym teacher. What do you think?
You're a gym teacher. What do you think?
You're in big trouble for messing with Lewis Scott.
You're in big trouble for messing with Lewis Scott.
You're just a selfish ball hog, and...
You're just a selfish ball hog, and...
You're just repeating what I said to placate me.
You're just repeating what I said to placate me.
You're right. This is different.
You're right. This is different.
You're willing to sacrifice my nuts? What is the matter with you?
You're willing to sacrifice my nuts? What is the matter with you?
You've got to do it! Listen, listen! How long have we been coming here?
You've got to do it! Listen, listen! How long have we been coming here?
Your air cooler won't work, well, call me.
Your air cooler won't work, well, call me.
Your dream died, so you live it through the Celtics.
Your dream died, so you live it through the Celtics.
Your hand down a toilet, wrangling a turd?
Your hand down a toilet, wrangling a turd?
Your mom and I are getting divorced. See you, Tommy.
Your mom and I are getting divorced. See you, Tommy.
Your whole team hates you, and so do I.
Your whole team hates you, and so do I.
1 5 minutes half time period. Please pull out your ticket stubs!
1 5 minutes half time period. Please pull out your ticket stubs!
10,000, what's that to him?
10,000, what's that to him?
..still got my thumbs. ..This awful rash...
..still got my thumbs. ..This awful rash...
$300. Cough it up. Just pay the man.
$300. Cough it up. Just pay the man.
A new Celtics dynasty is beginning. They're gonna do it.
A new Celtics dynasty is beginning. They're gonna do it.
And he's dancing. What an asshole! Thanks.
And he's dancing. What an asshole! Thanks.
And I feel stronger for it. Good. I'm proud of you.
And I feel stronger for it. Good. I'm proud of you.
And who have we been rooting for? The Celtics!
And who have we been rooting for? The Celtics!
Are you happy now? Hit the road!
Are you happy now? Hit the road!
Are you sure he's here? Timmy and Patty swear he is.
Are you sure he's here? Timmy and Patty swear he is.
Bean Town! I hate fans.
Bean Town! I hate fans.
Bet! That's kind of a risk there, Mike.
Bet! That's kind of a risk there, Mike.
Big deal. I'd have given it up, too. Would you have, Mike?
Big deal. I'd have given it up, too. Would you have, Mike?
Big game tomorrow. The Celtics have to win.
Big game tomorrow. The Celtics have to win.
Big Jim Fulton! How's his shoulder? He had that rotator cuff surgery.
Big Jim Fulton! How's his shoulder? He had that rotator cuff surgery.
Can you put the phone by the TV? No problem. Hold on a second.
Can you put the phone by the TV? No problem. Hold on a second.
Carol and I split up again. Really?
Carol and I split up again. Really?
Coach, You're not... What the hell's the matter with you?
Coach, You're not... What the hell's the matter with you?
Come on, Lewis! Lewis!
Come on, Lewis! Lewis!
Come on, make us some breakfast. Coming!
Come on, make us some breakfast. Coming!
Dad, what happened? Tommy.
Dad, what happened? Tommy.
Did he get in your head again? No, it's completely blank.
Did he get in your head again? No, it's completely blank.
Did it affect his power chop? Yes, but not his log rolling.
Did it affect his power chop? Yes, but not his log rolling.
Did you call his room again? Five minutes ago. He's not there.
Did you call his room again? Five minutes ago. He's not there.
Do it! No can do, man.
Do it! No can do, man.
Don't say that. You're killing me! Your fantasies are my reality.
Don't say that. You're killing me! Your fantasies are my reality.
Easy! Show some respect. Patty, Timmy. Respect!
Easy! Show some respect. Patty, Timmy. Respect!
Er... No...
Er... No...
Every nook and cranny. Get outta here.
Every nook and cranny. Get outta here.
Excited? Yeah.
Excited? Yeah.
Fix my toilet. OK.
Fix my toilet. OK.
Flaherty Plumbing. It's Patty and Timmy.
Flaherty Plumbing. It's Patty and Timmy.
Get it down! Right down there!
Get it down! Right down there!
Get out of here. We were there.
Get out of here. We were there.
Get out of my cab now. What is this? The Twilight Zone?
Get out of my cab now. What is this? The Twilight Zone?
Get that prick out! Foul him! I want him dead!
Get that prick out! Foul him! I want him dead!
Get the ball, boy, 'cause it's over. It's not over till I say it's over!
Get the ball, boy, 'cause it's over. It's not over till I say it's over!
Get upstairs, now! Watch yourself.
Get upstairs, now! Watch yourself.
Give him another chance. I have given him so many chances.
Give him another chance. I have given him so many chances.
Go, Lewis! Scott power!
Go, Lewis! Scott power!
Good call. No blood, no foul. Quit whining and take your Midol!
Good call. No blood, no foul. Quit whining and take your Midol!
Good evening, sir. Ma'am. Kevin.
Good evening, sir. Ma'am. Kevin.
Good game tonight, Lewis. What's up, old timer?
Good game tonight, Lewis. What's up, old timer?
Good pass! Way to go!
Good pass! Way to go!
He escaped. No frigging way!
He escaped. No frigging way!
He has the gun! Give him the keys!
He has the gun! Give him the keys!
He pinned you in 8.2 seconds. Where do you store all this memory?
He pinned you in 8.2 seconds. Where do you store all this memory?
He was overrated as a player. Yeah, he wasn't really that great.
He was overrated as a player. Yeah, he wasn't really that great.
He's gotta wear a hat or something. We gotta go!
He's gotta wear a hat or something. We gotta go!
He's on TV every ten seconds! Come on, let's go.
He's on TV every ten seconds! Come on, let's go.
He's whipping up a bundt cake. Good one, Dad. Bundt cake.
He's whipping up a bundt cake. Good one, Dad. Bundt cake.
Help! Get him in the kitchen!
Help! Get him in the kitchen!
Here we go, Celtics! Hey, Jimmy!
Here we go, Celtics! Hey, Jimmy!
Here we go, Celtics. Here we go!
Here we go, Celtics. Here we go!
Here you go. Thanks.
Here you go. Thanks.
Hey, fellas. Hey!
Hey, fellas. Hey!
Hey, Mike. Hey, Carol. What's up?
Hey, Mike. Hey, Carol. What's up?
Hey, you're Lewis Scott! Who is Lewis Scott?
Hey, you're Lewis Scott! Who is Lewis Scott?
Hey! This way, dumb ass!
Hey! This way, dumb ass!
Hey! Get in the van! I mean it! You'd hit me in front of a cop?
Hey! Get in the van! I mean it! You'd hit me in front of a cop?
Hi, darling. Hi.
Hi, darling. Hi.
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Peanut.
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Peanut.
How are you doing? Spent the whole morning on the bowl.
How are you doing? Spent the whole morning on the bowl.
How did he get there? I blanked out. What happened?
How did he get there? I blanked out. What happened?
How? There's no toaster here. I used my curling iron.
How? There's no toaster here. I used my curling iron.
How'd I do? Good one with the shoes.
How'd I do? Good one with the shoes.
How's old Diane? Her boy's turning eight on Sunday.
How's old Diane? Her boy's turning eight on Sunday.
How's work? Fine.
How's work? Fine.
I can't do it. Not like this. We might need the bail money.
I can't do it. Not like this. We might need the bail money.
I don't have it. Cough it up.
I don't have it. Cough it up.
I don't want you to take it from me. Do it for Bean Town, baby!
I don't want you to take it from me. Do it for Bean Town, baby!
I got a ticket. 300 from a scalper. You're hard core.
I got a ticket. 300 from a scalper. You're hard core.
I mean it! Get out of here, now! Not going.
I mean it! Get out of here, now! Not going.
I mean Mike O'Hara. And...
I mean Mike O'Hara. And...
I saw the game. You were great. Yeah, I guess I was.
I saw the game. You were great. Yeah, I guess I was.
I think you should go, Chris. What are you talking about?
I think you should go, Chris. What are you talking about?
I wanted to ask you something... What about my fucking car?
I wanted to ask you something... What about my fucking car?
I will not let my homies down. Your homies are going to love that.
I will not let my homies down. Your homies are going to love that.
I won't let Celtics run my life. How d'you think I feel?
I won't let Celtics run my life. How d'you think I feel?
I'm going to throw up. I appreciate that, man.
I'm going to throw up. I appreciate that, man.
I'm on fire! Time out, ref.
I'm on fire! Time out, ref.
I'm trying to spread the gospel. Spread this:
I'm trying to spread the gospel. Spread this:
In the biblical sense? Just say we never made it to church.
In the biblical sense? Just say we never made it to church.
Is that clear? Are you with me? Money in the bank, Coach.
Is that clear? Are you with me? Money in the bank, Coach.
Isn't it obvious? No!
Isn't it obvious? No!
It was a bad day for me. Kicked our ass.
It was a bad day for me. Kicked our ass.
It's a nice design. You idiots.
It's a nice design. You idiots.
It's Big Jim Fulton. Well, I...
It's Big Jim Fulton. Well, I...
It's Jimmy.Jimmy? Yeah.
It's Jimmy.Jimmy? Yeah.
It's over. He's gone now. The virus has been destroyed.
It's over. He's gone now. The virus has been destroyed.
It's weak, 'cause it's white. That's funny.
It's weak, 'cause it's white. That's funny.
Keep feeding me the rock. Thanks for the pep talk, asshole.
Keep feeding me the rock. Thanks for the pep talk, asshole.
Keep up. Take a warning shot. I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him.
Keep up. Take a warning shot. I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him.
Kevin, you're losing it, man! Take care. Stay out of trouble.
Kevin, you're losing it, man! Take care. Stay out of trouble.
Kick their butt, baby? Are you really rooting for Utah?
Kick their butt, baby? Are you really rooting for Utah?
Kimball, you're blowing it! You don't like it, do you?
Kimball, you're blowing it! You don't like it, do you?
Kimball! Put your best man in! Shut up!
Kimball! Put your best man in! Shut up!
Let him go, Jimmy! Give me that thing! Get in the van!
Let him go, Jimmy! Give me that thing! Get in the van!
Let him go, Jimmy! Otherwise we'll have a weenie roast!
Let him go, Jimmy! Otherwise we'll have a weenie roast!
Let's go! Tape up! Play hard! He's hurt, man!
Let's go! Tape up! Play hard! He's hurt, man!
Let's play! I'm going right. Oops.
Let's play! I'm going right. Oops.
Lewis! I'm going to Disneyland! Good.
Lewis! I'm going to Disneyland! Good.
Lightweight. He can't even hold his liquor.
Lightweight. He can't even hold his liquor.
Listen to me. I can't believe I hit you.
Listen to me. I can't believe I hit you.
Look, we got to get him out of here. I agree.
Look, we got to get him out of here. I agree.
Looking good! Looking very rested! Go, Jazz!
Looking good! Looking very rested! Go, Jazz!
Mr Cousy, don't steal the ball. Take your best shot.
Mr Cousy, don't steal the ball. Take your best shot.
Nick, lock it up! Was that Lewis Scott?
Nick, lock it up! Was that Lewis Scott?
Obsessed. Obsessed with sports. You're right!
Obsessed. Obsessed with sports. You're right!
Oh, Jeez, are you OK? No, I'm not OK!
Oh, Jeez, are you OK? No, I'm not OK!
Oh, Suzy the hot dog girl! Don't start!
Oh, Suzy the hot dog girl! Don't start!
OK, wide ass! Unchain me. Get back in the van.
OK, wide ass! Unchain me. Get back in the van.
OK. I'm gonna win this thing.
OK. I'm gonna win this thing.
Our ball. The ball, please.
Our ball. The ball, please.
Pick on someone with your own IQ. How about someone like you?
Pick on someone with your own IQ. How about someone like you?
Please don't take this from me! You don't deserve it.
Please don't take this from me! You don't deserve it.
Put your good stuff on the bench. I feel you, Coach.
Put your good stuff on the bench. I feel you, Coach.
Really? This is... I'm Larry Bird. How are you?
Really? This is... I'm Larry Bird. How are you?
Root for Utah. This is a nightmare. I think I'm going to throw up.
Root for Utah. This is a nightmare. I think I'm going to throw up.
Shall we begin? Indeed, sir.
Shall we begin? Indeed, sir.
Shep, you all right? I think your pass messed me up.
Shep, you all right? I think your pass messed me up.
Shit! That could have been my head! I wish it was.
Shit! That could have been my head! I wish it was.
Shut up! Come on, hit the weight room!
Shut up! Come on, hit the weight room!
Since we were nine. It all comes down to this!
Since we were nine. It all comes down to this!
So my toilet still isn't fixed? Oh, you gotta go?
So my toilet still isn't fixed? Oh, you gotta go?
So what? You're the bad luck guy.
So what? You're the bad luck guy.
So? I looked into the face of the Devil.
So? I looked into the face of the Devil.
Something's got to be done. There's nothing to do.
Something's got to be done. There's nothing to do.
Sorry, chief. Hey, ref!
Sorry, chief. Hey, ref!
Sorry, Coach. Lewis is here. Lewis!
Sorry, Coach. Lewis is here. Lewis!
Talk about your textbook A hole. Blaming the team, right?
Talk about your textbook A hole. Blaming the team, right?
Talking about Michelle? What, you know her?
Talking about Michelle? What, you know her?
Tell him we're his biggest fans. Hey, Lewis Scott!
Tell him we're his biggest fans. Hey, Lewis Scott!
Thanks, Suzy. It's on the house, Jimmy.
Thanks, Suzy. It's on the house, Jimmy.
That is not going to happen. Fine. There's bars on the window.
That is not going to happen. Fine. There's bars on the window.
That Porsche was two months old! We do our best. I truly am sorry.
That Porsche was two months old! We do our best. I truly am sorry.
That was a foul. No way.
That was a foul. No way.
That's all we need to do. One other thing.
That's all we need to do. One other thing.
That's Lewis Scott, the ass kicker. I've still got the ticket.
That's Lewis Scott, the ass kicker. I've still got the ticket.
That's me. Holy shit! It's Jimmy!
That's me. Holy shit! It's Jimmy!
That's two more than Jimmy. That's cruel, but true.
That's two more than Jimmy. That's cruel, but true.
The Celtics lost. Don't worry, Billy Boy.
The Celtics lost. Don't worry, Billy Boy.
The Celts are getting killed, Mikey. They've got to work it to the post.
The Celts are getting killed, Mikey. They've got to work it to the post.
The nerve of that guy. You're telling me.
The nerve of that guy. You're telling me.
The nerve of that guy. You're telling me.
The nerve of that guy. You're telling me.
Then we'll see. It's a date!
Then we'll see. It's a date!
Then you must be willing to die. Jimmy! Jimmy!
Then you must be willing to die. Jimmy! Jimmy!
There it is. You can't stop me!
There it is. You can't stop me!
They love me, they really love me! They cheer because Lewis isn't here.
They love me, they really love me! They cheer because Lewis isn't here.
They're going to win. Why must you ruin this for me?
They're going to win. Why must you ruin this for me?
Think I got a girl in there? It didn't take you long.
Think I got a girl in there? It didn't take you long.
This is a great party. It's great here!
This is a great party. It's great here!
This is an emergency. After what you did to my Celtics?
This is an emergency. After what you did to my Celtics?
This is an even game, isn't it? It's an even game! God!
This is an even game, isn't it? It's an even game! God!
This is football season. Yeah.
This is football season. Yeah.
Those guys are physically fit! We'll never catch him this way.
Those guys are physically fit! We'll never catch him this way.
Two fifty five! Hut hut hut! Blitz him, blitz him, blitz him!
Two fifty five! Hut hut hut! Blitz him, blitz him, blitz him!
Untie me, baby. I'm home free. No, we got ESPN 2 coming up.
Untie me, baby. I'm home free. No, we got ESPN 2 coming up.
We could do that. Nobody could do it better.
We could do that. Nobody could do it better.
We did it! I love this game!
We did it! I love this game!
We want to make it nice for him. I'll get it myself.
We want to make it nice for him. I'll get it myself.
We're not falling for that trick. Do you think I wore a pamper here?
We're not falling for that trick. Do you think I wore a pamper here?
We're probably going to jail. What do we do?
We're probably going to jail. What do we do?
What are you doing? I came for the game.
What are you doing? I came for the game.
What are you doing? Put him in! Messing with me, huh? I saw you.
What are you doing? Put him in! Messing with me, huh? I saw you.
What are you up to? Having dinner with friends.
What are you up to? Having dinner with friends.
What did you do that for? I'm sick of your bullshit!
What did you do that for? I'm sick of your bullshit!
What did you do to your foot? I screwed up.
What did you do to your foot? I screwed up.
What do I have to give up? Yeah.
What do I have to give up? Yeah.
What happened? I think Lewis passed you the ball.
What happened? I think Lewis passed you the ball.
What happened? Keep singing!
What happened? Keep singing!
What is this? The rest of your stuff.
What is this? The rest of your stuff.
What, and you do? At least I'd appreciate it.
What, and you do? At least I'd appreciate it.
What, and you do? At least I'd appreciate it.
What, and you do? At least I'd appreciate it.
What, stink hands? Are you turning us in to the police?
What, stink hands? Are you turning us in to the police?
What? Are you all right, Mr O'Hara?
What? Are you all right, Mr O'Hara?
What? You're pulling my chain. He just left us a $ 1 00 tip.
What? You're pulling my chain. He just left us a $ 1 00 tip.
What's going on? Hello there, Mr Deion Sanders.
What's going on? Hello there, Mr Deion Sanders.
What's the deal with the jerseys? Yeah!
What's the deal with the jerseys? Yeah!
What's wrong with them? I think their plan is backfiring.
What's wrong with them? I think their plan is backfiring.
What's your relationship to them? I know these two jerks.
What's your relationship to them? I know these two jerks.
Where are our drinks? Right away.
Where are our drinks? Right away.
Where are you from? Charlestown. Get out of here.
Where are you from? Charlestown. Get out of here.
Where the hell do you think he is? Maybe he had trouble with the van.
Where the hell do you think he is? Maybe he had trouble with the van.
Where the hell is he? Listen up! He's not coming.
Where the hell is he? Listen up! He's not coming.
Who? Lewis Scott.
Who? Lewis Scott.
Who's that? I want my rent money, Jimmy!
Who's that? I want my rent money, Jimmy!
Who's the best in the NBA? You are!
Who's the best in the NBA? You are!
Why do you collect all this junk? I like it. It's a hobby.
Why do you collect all this junk? I like it. It's a hobby.
Why don't you shut up! Why don't you learn to coach!
Why don't you shut up! Why don't you learn to coach!
Why don't you try passing the ball? Worry about your own game.
Why don't you try passing the ball? Worry about your own game.
Worse. Look at this. You bought a T shirt?
Worse. Look at this. You bought a T shirt?
Write it anyway. Jimmy!
Write it anyway. Jimmy!
Yeah, he sucked. Sucked.
Yeah, he sucked. Sucked.
Yeah, it's me. Step on it. Get out of my cab.
Yeah, it's me. Step on it. Get out of my cab.
Yeah, Kirby! Back on D!
Yeah, Kirby! Back on D!
Yeah, OK. Give my love to Deb. See you later.
Yeah, OK. Give my love to Deb. See you later.
Yeah, that's me, John Dillinger. Relax, I'm just going to pee.
Yeah, that's me, John Dillinger. Relax, I'm just going to pee.
You are sick. I know I'm sick.
You are sick. I know I'm sick.
You can't bench me. You're benched! Sit down!
You can't bench me. You're benched! Sit down!
You don't deserve a friend like this. Damn straight.
You don't deserve a friend like this. Damn straight.
You don't have to do this. I want to.
You don't have to do this. I want to.
You don't have to do this. I want to.
You don't have to do this. I want to.
You guys are well educated fans. We want to buy you a drink!
You guys are well educated fans. We want to buy you a drink!
You guys want to go to Doyle's? See you there.
You guys want to go to Doyle's? See you there.
You have no identity of your own. He treats me just fine.
You have no identity of your own. He treats me just fine.
You just get out. No, Jimmy, don't listen to him!
You just get out. No, Jimmy, don't listen to him!
You know I can get a little crazy. I know.
You know I can get a little crazy. I know.
You let him talk to you like that? What do you mean?
You let him talk to you like that? What do you mean?
You look worried. Well, Josh, I am a little worried.
You look worried. Well, Josh, I am a little worried.
You reach, I teach. Shut up and play.
You reach, I teach. Shut up and play.
You saved them? Yes!
You saved them? Yes!
You shut up! Shut up, the both of you!
You shut up! Shut up, the both of you!
You still on that Buckner thing? Yeah. Chris McCarthy!
You still on that Buckner thing? Yeah. Chris McCarthy!
You wanted to look him in the eye! No more hard liquor for me!
You wanted to look him in the eye! No more hard liquor for me!
You'd better untie me right now! That's it! You want some of this?
You'd better untie me right now! That's it! You want some of this?
You're beautiful! Back on D!
You're beautiful! Back on D!
You're going to root for me. I'm not rooting for you!
You're going to root for me. I'm not rooting for you!
You're in Bean Town now, baby. Bean Town!
You're in Bean Town now, baby. Bean Town!
You're not gonna lay this one on me. Seriously. See you tomorrow.
You're not gonna lay this one on me. Seriously. See you tomorrow.
You're still my hero. Thanks.
You're still my hero. Thanks.
You're the dude on the dance floor. Scott, you son of a bitch.
You're the dude on the dance floor. Scott, you son of a bitch.
Your gaslight's on. Well, look for a filling station.
Your gaslight's on. Well, look for a filling station.
Bad crap. I'll call again.
Bad crap. I'll call again.
Jazz music sucks and so do you! You suck.
Jazz music sucks and so do you! You suck.
Jeez. He's coming to. Just relax and enjoy the ride!
Jeez. He's coming to. Just relax and enjoy the ride!
Jesus loves you. Move your ass.
Jesus loves you. Move your ass.
Jesus, Jimmy, you clipped him! No, that wasn't.
Jesus, Jimmy, you clipped him! No, that wasn't.
Jimmy Flaherty. They're an endangered species here.
Jimmy Flaherty. They're an endangered species here.
Jimmy, how could you? Baby, let me explain.
Jimmy, how could you? Baby, let me explain.
Jimmy, want to help me uncoil it? He better just be peeing.
Jimmy, want to help me uncoil it? He better just be peeing.
Jimmy's got one. This one is called Jimmy's dick.
Jimmy's got one. This one is called Jimmy's dick.
Just guy stuff. Having fun with the guys.
Just guy stuff. Having fun with the guys.
Just write the man a cheque. It'll bounce.
Just write the man a cheque. It'll bounce.
..he's the greatest player in the NBA.
..he's the greatest player in the NBA.
..in a limo this small.
..in a limo this small.
..it's sad.
..it's sad.
..your fabulous Boston Celtics.
..your fabulous Boston Celtics.
'cause Lewis Scott would pulverize his big, fat, frumpy ass.
'cause Lewis Scott would pulverize his big, fat, frumpy ass.

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MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.