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Dallas Buyers Club (2013) Dallas Buyers Club (2013) is a critically acclaimed film directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. This

Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

Dallas Buyers Club (2013) is a critically acclaimed film directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. This gripping biographical drama follows the unforgettable story of Ron Woodroof, played by Matthew McConaughey, as he battles against all odds to find a cure for AIDS during the 1980s epidemic. Garnering rave reviews, McConaughey's breathtaking performance earned him an Academy Award for Best Actor. Co-starring Jared Leto, who won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role, and Jennifer Garner, the film is a true testament to the strength and resilience of the human spirit. You can experience the powerful sounds of Dallas Buyers Club and download the captivating soundtrack here.

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A chance to be on the forefront in finding a cure.
A chance to be on the forefront in finding a cure.
A day after the arrest of 175 demonstrators.
A day after the arrest of 175 demonstrators.
A healthy person has between 500 and 1,500.
A healthy person has between 500 and 1,500.
A little smile would go a long way.
A little smile would go a long way.
A little too plunging by the way, I think, yes.
A little too plunging by the way, I think, yes.
A mistake.
A mistake.
A'ight, 10.
A'ight, 10.
About this trial I'm in.
About this trial I'm in.
Actually, I've been reading a lot about Buyers Clubs.
Actually, I've been reading a lot about Buyers Clubs.
Actually, the FDA's given us permission
Actually, the FDA's given us permission
Adios, cowboy.
Adios, cowboy.
Adios! Get to work, lazy fucker!
Adios! Get to work, lazy fucker!
Against the government and the fucking FDA, that's who.
Against the government and the fucking FDA, that's who.
Against who?
Against who?
Ah, Mr. Wood roof.
Ah, Mr. Wood roof.
AIDS. I got AIDS.
AIDS. I got AIDS.
Ain't no denying, this one means business.
Ain't no denying, this one means business.
Ain't this a little ridiculous? You said it.
Ain't this a little ridiculous? You said it.
All right, call me back.
All right, call me back.
All right, check Amsterdam, China and Israel,
All right, check Amsterdam, China and Israel,
All right, check ya later. All right.
All right, check ya later. All right.
All right, first off, flush that shit down the toilet.
All right, first off, flush that shit down the toilet.
All right, guys, hang in there,
All right, guys, hang in there,
All right, including me.
All right, including me.
All right, look, people can live with this disease
All right, look, people can live with this disease
All right, Miss Man, what you got?
All right, Miss Man, what you got?
All right, see ya in a little bit, Miss Alaska, Miss Louisiana.
All right, see ya in a little bit, Miss Alaska, Miss Louisiana.
All right, start with Amsterdam.
All right, start with Amsterdam.
All right, this is a combination of AZT,
All right, this is a combination of AZT,
All right! It's enough!
All right! It's enough!
All right? All right.
All right? All right.
All right? You're gonna hafta sign a waiver.
All right? You're gonna hafta sign a waiver.
All right.
All right.
All right. See you there.
All right. See you there.
All that fine Hollywood pussy just all being wasted
All that fine Hollywood pussy just all being wasted
Ambulance coming?
Ambulance coming?
An eight second ride. Let's go, cowboy!
An eight second ride. Let's go, cowboy!
And a blessed day to you, sir.
And a blessed day to you, sir.
And a blessed day to you, sir. Have a blessed day.
And a blessed day to you, sir. Have a blessed day.
And bottle and rib eyes.
And bottle and rib eyes.
And direct interference with a drug whose own agency
And direct interference with a drug whose own agency
And for the hundredth time, just take a fucking look at my research.
And for the hundredth time, just take a fucking look at my research.
And has no lasting effect on HIV blood levels.
And has no lasting effect on HIV blood levels.
And here I'm gonna need your complete medical history,
And here I'm gonna need your complete medical history,
And here's your ticket.
And here's your ticket.
And I can't either, I'm sorry.
And I can't either, I'm sorry.
And I have no idea what he does outside this hospital.
And I have no idea what he does outside this hospital.
And I know I speak for everyone at Avonex when I say
And I know I speak for everyone at Avonex when I say
And I'd like to repay that debt,
And I'd like to repay that debt,
And I'm not the only one.
And I'm not the only one.
And I'm telling my patients to stay away from here.
And I'm telling my patients to stay away from here.
And if you fit the profile, then yes.
And if you fit the profile, then yes.
And improper labeling.
And improper labeling.
And it helped Ian a little in the beginning.
And it helped Ian a little in the beginning.
And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,
And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,
And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,
And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,
And its administering physicians
And its administering physicians
And making it available for the public as soon as possible.
And making it available for the public as soon as possible.
And maybe go talk about your feelings, your concerns.
And maybe go talk about your feelings, your concerns.
And my dad said that studying history was a waste of time,
And my dad said that studying history was a waste of time,
And now you've got AIDS
And now you've got AIDS
And now, here's one of those top bulls,
And now, here's one of those top bulls,
And pick up any remaining cups and glasses.
And pick up any remaining cups and glasses.
And that the National Institute of Mental Health,
And that the National Institute of Mental Health,
And that's the least of my fucking problems, lady.
And that's the least of my fucking problems, lady.
And these are your test results.
And these are your test results.
And they got AL721 over in Israel.
And they got AL721 over in Israel.
And they got this DDC in France,
And they got this DDC in France,
And they published this study that was conducted in France
And they published this study that was conducted in France
And they tell me I got some kind of HIV virus. Shit.
And they tell me I got some kind of HIV virus. Shit.
And they tell me I had chlamydia.
And they tell me I had chlamydia.
And this is Peptide T.
And this is Peptide T.
And watch over that fucking monkey.
And watch over that fucking monkey.
And what is going on?
And what is going on?
And who you eat.
And who you eat.
And y'all are all up there afraid
And y'all are all up there afraid
And you get all the meds you want.
And you get all the meds you want.
And you smuggle in a two year supply.
And you smuggle in a two year supply.
And you stole my prescription pad, Ron,
And you stole my prescription pad, Ron,
And you, you bring a fucking army.
And you, you bring a fucking army.
And you're just taking it without any medical surveillance,
And you're just taking it without any medical surveillance,
And you've also got a full spectrum of...
And you've also got a full spectrum of...
Anemia, cancer,
Anemia, cancer,
Any and all non FDA approved drugs or supplements.
Any and all non FDA approved drugs or supplements.
Anyone who plays cards like you ain't got five grand, anyhow.
Anyone who plays cards like you ain't got five grand, anyhow.
Anything to declare?
Anything to declare?
Anything to declare? WOMAN: No, nothing.
Anything to declare? WOMAN: No, nothing.
Anyway, I was around it a lot, the electrician part.
Anyway, I was around it a lot, the electrician part.
Are gonna die within six months.
Are gonna die within six months.
Are gonna die within six months.
Are gonna die within six months.
Are willing to accept the greater risk
Are willing to accept the greater risk
Are you ashamed of me, 'cause I hadn't realized that.
Are you ashamed of me, 'cause I hadn't realized that.
Are you fuckin' high again?
Are you fuckin' high again?
Arright, Clinto,
Arright, Clinto,
As a matter of fact, if you heard anything, hear anything in his office
As a matter of fact, if you heard anything, hear anything in his office
As a treatment for cancer.
As a treatment for cancer.
As did the AZT.
As did the AZT.
As large AIDS clinics, and get this.
As large AIDS clinics, and get this.
At FDA headquarters outside Washington,
At FDA headquarters outside Washington,
At the cost of $10,000 per year, per patient,
At the cost of $10,000 per year, per patient,
At the Dallas Forth Worth International Airport.
At the Dallas Forth Worth International Airport.
Avonex Industries say they've just released it for testing.
Avonex Industries say they've just released it for testing.
Avonex Industries. You didn't see the memo?
Avonex Industries. You didn't see the memo?
Avonex stock jumped a whopping 12 percent today on the news.
Avonex stock jumped a whopping 12 percent today on the news.
Azidothymidine, or AZT, was originally developed
Azidothymidine, or AZT, was originally developed
AZT helps eradicate the virus.
AZT helps eradicate the virus.
AZT is the most expensive drug ever marketed.
AZT is the most expensive drug ever marketed.
AZT?
AZT?
Back the fuck off, Tinkerbell.
Back the fuck off, Tinkerbell.
Based on your health, on your condition, on all the evidence we have,
Based on your health, on your condition, on all the evidence we have,
Be my guest.
Be my guest.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Because it's a year later, and look who's still here.
Because it's a year later, and look who's still here.
Because we need to know what's going on before you...
Because we need to know what's going on before you...
Because we're not gonna have any legitimate data.
Because we're not gonna have any legitimate data.
Being sold for dog food, huh?
Being sold for dog food, huh?
Besides, I got a plan.
Besides, I got a plan.
Besides, I made a deal.
Besides, I made a deal.
Better. T cell count's improving.
Better. T cell count's improving.
Bitches. Plural.
Bitches. Plural.
Bless your little heart. Shut up.
Bless your little heart. Shut up.
Blocked the entrances to the FDA complex.
Blocked the entrances to the FDA complex.
Bone marrow depletion, seizures,
Bone marrow depletion, seizures,
Breathe.
Breathe.
Business partner.
Business partner.
But after eight months?
But after eight months?
But do you understand where I'm coming from? You...
But do you understand where I'm coming from? You...
But I had to take a shot, didn't I?
But I had to take a shot, didn't I?
But I need help.
But I need help.
But I want somebody else's sometimes.
But I want somebody else's sometimes.
But I'm off it now, look at me. I'm here. Feeling great.
But I'm off it now, look at me. I'm here. Feeling great.
But if you don't have a search warrant, you ain't coming in.
But if you don't have a search warrant, you ain't coming in.
But membership is $400 a month.
But membership is $400 a month.
But some of these people need to be in the hospital.
But some of these people need to be in the hospital.
But that is interpreted as medical care that is approved
But that is interpreted as medical care that is approved
But that's not the law.
But that's not the law.
But they don't know if they can afford to switch.
But they don't know if they can afford to switch.
But we would like to impress upon you the gravity of your situation.
But we would like to impress upon you the gravity of your situation.
But what is lacking here is legal authority to intervene.
But what is lacking here is legal authority to intervene.
But when the drug is proven to work,
But when the drug is proven to work,
But why can't you be a better friend to yourself?
But why can't you be a better friend to yourself?
But, hey, who gives a shit though, right?
But, hey, who gives a shit though, right?
By a hundred dollar hooker before you can
By a hundred dollar hooker before you can
By the Food and Drug Administration.
By the Food and Drug Administration.
C'mon in, it's a fucking bore out here!
C'mon in, it's a fucking bore out here!
C'mon in.
C'mon in.
C'mon man! No shit!
C'mon man! No shit!
C'mon, buddy, what's your problem?
C'mon, buddy, what's your problem?
C'mon, Evey, you know there ain't no helping me.
C'mon, Evey, you know there ain't no helping me.
C'mon!
C'mon!
C'mon! Back off! Or I'll arrest all of you!
C'mon! Back off! Or I'll arrest all of you!
C'mon. I'll get you home.
C'mon. I'll get you home.
Call a fucking ambulance.
Call a fucking ambulance.
Call it! Fuck!
Call it! Fuck!
Call me a motherfucking faggot.
Call me a motherfucking faggot.
Calm the nerves, brother.
Calm the nerves, brother.
Can I have your passport please?
Can I have your passport please?
Can I read a copy of the study?
Can I read a copy of the study?
Can you get me AZT?
Can you get me AZT?
Can you get some for me?
Can you get some for me?
Can you prove these are patients?
Can you prove these are patients?
Can you prove they're not?
Can you prove they're not?
Cheap son of a bitch. I'm tryin'.
Cheap son of a bitch. I'm tryin'.
Check him in.
Check him in.
Check this out.
Check this out.
Check us out, here's my information.
Check us out, here's my information.
Claim most people are feeling better, and fewer people are dying.
Claim most people are feeling better, and fewer people are dying.
Clap your hands, stomp your feet, make some noise!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet, make some noise!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet! Make some noise!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet! Make some noise!
Clear? I got a starter pack.
Clear? I got a starter pack.
CLINT: Twenty time.
CLINT: Twenty time.
Cocaine, alcohol, methamphetamine,
Cocaine, alcohol, methamphetamine,
Come on, sir. Let's go.
Come on, sir. Let's go.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cowboy, you coming in?
Cowboy, you coming in?
D'ya hear Rock Hudson was a cock sucker?
D'ya hear Rock Hudson was a cock sucker?
D'you sell your ass?
D'you sell your ass?
D'you understand me?
D'you understand me?
Dallas Mercy is one of the proposed sites.
Dallas Mercy is one of the proposed sites.
Damn it.
Damn it.
David, listen.
David, listen.
DAVID: That's what I'm telling you, I can't get it back.
DAVID: That's what I'm telling you, I can't get it back.
DAVID: We lost. (SIGHS)
DAVID: We lost. (SIGHS)
David!
David!
Deal?
Deal?
Deal.
Deal.
Deal.
Deal.
Dealing in pharmaceutical drugs is illegal.
Dealing in pharmaceutical drugs is illegal.
Denise, get in here!
Denise, get in here!
Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Do not use the word we.
Do not use the word we.
Do you like this dress, 'cause I think the neckline's a little plunging.
Do you like this dress, 'cause I think the neckline's a little plunging.
Doc?
Doc?
Does it not drive you just a little bit crazy
Does it not drive you just a little bit crazy
Does not state that you have the right
Does not state that you have the right
Don't let him kill you! Don't let him fucking kill you!
Don't let him kill you! Don't let him fucking kill you!
Don't let him pump that shit in you!
Don't let him pump that shit in you!
Don't listen to those cocksuckers.
Don't listen to those cocksuckers.
Don't piss 'em off. If there's a fine, we'll pay it.
Don't piss 'em off. If there's a fine, we'll pay it.
Don't threaten me, motherfucker.
Don't threaten me, motherfucker.
Don't.
Don't.
Dr. Browning, I understand, all right,
Dr. Browning, I understand, all right,
Dr. Eve's good though, right?
Dr. Eve's good though, right?
Dr. See vard.
Dr. See vard.
Dr. Wood roof's orders.
Dr. Wood roof's orders.
Dumbass spic. How'd ya get your leg in there?
Dumbass spic. How'd ya get your leg in there?
During which time, the hospital
During which time, the hospital
Early studies have shown that this can help with all that.
Early studies have shown that this can help with all that.
Eat that motherfucker! Mmm?
Eat that motherfucker! Mmm?
Eight seconds, and look at this. Hey! Hey!
Eight seconds, and look at this. Hey! Hey!
Electrician. An electrician?
Electrician. An electrician?
Eliminating symptoms with some of these new drugs.
Eliminating symptoms with some of these new drugs.
Enjoy the view!
Enjoy the view!
EVE: He didn't call, leave a message?
EVE: He didn't call, leave a message?
EVE: Mr. Wood roof?
EVE: Mr. Wood roof?
EVE: Mr. Woodroof? Ron?
EVE: Mr. Woodroof? Ron?
EVE: You've had a blood transfusion.
EVE: You've had a blood transfusion.
Eve!
Eve!
Eve!
Eve!
Even with this new rule from the FDA.
Even with this new rule from the FDA.
Ever hear of Peptide T?
Ever hear of Peptide T?
Everyone get with that man, c'mon!
Everyone get with that man, c'mon!
Excuse me, you need to wait outside.
Excuse me, you need to wait outside.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Father, passport please. (CLEARS THROAT)
Father, passport please. (CLEARS THROAT)
Fever, hearing loss, impotence, neuropathy.
Fever, hearing loss, impotence, neuropathy.
Fifty bucks?
Fifty bucks?
Fifty? Yeah, 50.
Fifty? Yeah, 50.
Fill out an application and go through the process.
Fill out an application and go through the process.
Find me 2O more, cut you in.
Find me 2O more, cut you in.
Five grand. What?
Five grand. What?
Five percent.
Five percent.
Fixes that, too. No, I remember these.
Fixes that, too. No, I remember these.
For about a year, a group of patients
For about a year, a group of patients
For dementia, which I have.
For dementia, which I have.
For when I come back across the border.
For when I come back across the border.
Four hundred dollars a month in dues,
Four hundred dollars a month in dues,
Four one thousand.
Four one thousand.
Fourteen hours on a plane
Fourteen hours on a plane
From getting the HIV.
From getting the HIV.
Fuck all y'all!
Fuck all y'all!
Fuck no, they didn't.
Fuck no, they didn't.
Fuck off and go back to your bed.
Fuck off and go back to your bed.
Fuck off, Wood roof!
Fuck off, Wood roof!
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck the virus! Dr. Saks, you know this.
Fuck the virus! Dr. Saks, you know this.
Fuck y'all, man.
Fuck y'all, man.
Fuck you say?
Fuck you say?
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! You gonna cuff me or not?
Fuck you! You gonna cuff me or not?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck, no.
Fuck, no.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! You okay?
Fuck! You okay?
Fuck. Like I got AIDS.
Fuck. Like I got AIDS.
Fuck's your problem?
Fuck's your problem?
Fucker.
Fucker.
Fuckin' high?
Fuckin' high?
Fuckin' kiddin' me?
Fuckin' kiddin' me?
Fucking 30 day motherfuckers. Let me give y'all a little newsflash.
Fucking 30 day motherfuckers. Let me give y'all a little newsflash.
Fucking chinks, homos, herbs, hot nurses.
Fucking chinks, homos, herbs, hot nurses.
Fucking faggots.
Fucking faggots.
Fucking hospitals man, mixed up my blood samples.
Fucking hospitals man, mixed up my blood samples.
Full house. Jacks over threes.
Full house. Jacks over threes.
Gentlemen, I'm gonna need y'all
Gentlemen, I'm gonna need y'all
Germany, they got this Dextran Sulfate, a'ight?
Germany, they got this Dextran Sulfate, a'ight?
Get it. Get it.
Get it. Get it.
Get me a goddamn sissy judge. Just figure it out.
Get me a goddamn sissy judge. Just figure it out.
Get me another beer will you, sweetheart?
Get me another beer will you, sweetheart?
Get out, both of you.
Get out, both of you.
Get some rest.
Get some rest.
Get the fuck outta here,
Get the fuck outta here,
Get the fuck outta my car.
Get the fuck outta my car.
Get the fuck outta my car.
Get the fuck outta my car.
Get them smokies a round of beers, will you?
Get them smokies a round of beers, will you?
Get your shit together.
Get your shit together.
Gets either the drug or a placebo.
Gets either the drug or a placebo.
Gimme a shot of cactus and a Bud back.
Gimme a shot of cactus and a Bud back.
Gimme that.
Gimme that.
Give the man a helping hand.
Give the man a helping hand.
Give the placebo patients new blood, they'll feel better, too.
Give the placebo patients new blood, they'll feel better, too.
Go on back to your miserable life.
Go on back to your miserable life.
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
Go to San Francisco.
Go to San Francisco.
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn, I like your style, Hiroshi.
God damn, I like your style, Hiroshi.
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
God sure was dressing the wrong doll
God sure was dressing the wrong doll
God, you got nice feet.
God, you got nice feet.
Goddammit, he spit on my face.
Goddammit, he spit on my face.
Good day.
Good day.
Good doing business with you.
Good doing business with you.
Good job, boys, great stuff. It's how they got Al Capone isn't it?
Good job, boys, great stuff. It's how they got Al Capone isn't it?
Good to be back in the USA.
Good to be back in the USA.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Got any idea who might have tipped them off?
Got any idea who might have tipped them off?
Got kinda good at it.
Got kinda good at it.
Guess who paid me a little visit today. Who?
Guess who paid me a little visit today. Who?
Guess who's going to Mexico looking for a hot date, huh?
Guess who's going to Mexico looking for a hot date, huh?
Hand to God, I promise to take every single one of these pills myself.
Hand to God, I promise to take every single one of these pills myself.
Handle your business, huh?
Handle your business, huh?
Hang on a second. We were just getting somewhere.
Hang on a second. We were just getting somewhere.
Hard to say how much I missed y'alls ugly mugs.
Hard to say how much I missed y'alls ugly mugs.
Has found to be non toxic.
Has found to be non toxic.
Have a good day. Thank you.
Have a good day. Thank you.
Have a good time, enjoy ourselves.
Have a good time, enjoy ourselves.
Have a good time, girls.
Have a good time, girls.
Have fun, boys.
Have fun, boys.
Have my new Caddy at the airport for when I get back,
Have my new Caddy at the airport for when I get back,
Have you ever engaged in homosexual conduct?
Have you ever engaged in homosexual conduct?
He came in here once for advice
He came in here once for advice
He did change his address recently.
He did change his address recently.
He didn't die from one day of AZT,
He didn't die from one day of AZT,
He died from the disease as a whole.
He died from the disease as a whole.
He got dragged out in a goddamn garbage bag!
He got dragged out in a goddamn garbage bag!
He has grown up, my Lord!
He has grown up, my Lord!
He is helping you, I have AIDS.
He is helping you, I have AIDS.
He said hi to you, shake his hand.
He said hi to you, shake his hand.
He was a hell of a lot better drinker.
He was a hell of a lot better drinker.
He was my friend, too!
He was my friend, too!
He was.
He was.
He with the most honey attracts the most bees.
He with the most honey attracts the most bees.
He'll play ball with us.
He'll play ball with us.
He's actually getting worse.
He's actually getting worse.
He's an actor, dumb ass! You ever seen North by Northwest?
He's an actor, dumb ass! You ever seen North by Northwest?
He's illegal.
He's illegal.
He's just on morphine now.
He's just on morphine now.
Hell, somebody thought I was good enough at it
Hell, somebody thought I was good enough at it
Hello sir, bring us your best bottle of Cabernet.
Hello sir, bring us your best bottle of Cabernet.
Here, drink this, darlin'. Drink this.
Here, drink this, darlin'. Drink this.
Here, let me get you some water.
Here, let me get you some water.
Here, pass these around, would you?
Here, pass these around, would you?
Here.
Here.
Here's $20.
Here's $20.
Here's some information about HIV and AIDS
Here's some information about HIV and AIDS
Hey, c'mon. We don't want any trouble, all right?
Hey, c'mon. We don't want any trouble, all right?
Hey, Chelsea!
Hey, Chelsea!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, I got ya! Sir, step out of the road.
Hey, I got ya! Sir, step out of the road.
Hey, it's your first time, right?
Hey, it's your first time, right?
Hey, Neddie Jay!
Hey, Neddie Jay!
Hey, nice warm hug?
Hey, nice warm hug?
Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!
Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!
Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!
Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!
Hey, Ron, I don't want no trouble, all right?
Hey, Ron, I don't want no trouble, all right?
Hey, Ron.
Hey, Ron.
Hey, Salt, hello, Pepper.
Hey, Salt, hello, Pepper.
Hey, say Clinto, where are you hanging your pants these days?
Hey, say Clinto, where are you hanging your pants these days?
Hey, T.J., this is Rayon. Rayon, T.J.
Hey, T.J., this is Rayon. Rayon, T.J.
Hey, thanks for coming.
Hey, thanks for coming.
Hey, they're big pharma reps, they're not doctors.
Hey, they're big pharma reps, they're not doctors.
Hey, what say, T.J.?
Hey, what say, T.J.?
Hey, you thinking anymore about Saudi Arabia?
Hey, you thinking anymore about Saudi Arabia?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! I got it!
Hey! I got it!
Hey?
Hey?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Rayon.
Hi, I'm Rayon.
Hi.
Hi.
His leg's caught in the drill.
His leg's caught in the drill.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hold on, I said hold on!
Hold on, I said hold on!
Hold on, you just stay right here, okay?
Hold on, you just stay right here, okay?
Homo? Did you say homo?
Homo? Did you say homo?
Hook 'em up.
Hook 'em up.
How 'bout that size, huh?
How 'bout that size, huh?
How can I get some of this?
How can I get some of this?
How can I help you, Mr. Barkley?
How can I help you, Mr. Barkley?
How it got in your blood.
How it got in your blood.
How long do you see the trial going on?
How long do you see the trial going on?
How much can I buy from you?
How much can I buy from you?
How much he paying you?
How much he paying you?
How much I can take off your hands.
How much I can take off your hands.
How much is on each bottle.
How much is on each bottle.
How much you want?
How much you want?
How the shit d'you care if people eat plants?
How the shit d'you care if people eat plants?
How you doin', man?
How you doin', man?
How'd they get permission to go straight to human trial?
How'd they get permission to go straight to human trial?
How's he doing anyway?
How's he doing anyway?
How's Mom?
How's Mom?
How's that strike your fancy?
How's that strike your fancy?
Huh? All right.
Huh? All right.
I ain't no faggot, motherfucker!
I ain't no faggot, motherfucker!
I ain't ready to crawl in a corner. I just ain't fucking ready.
I ain't ready to crawl in a corner. I just ain't fucking ready.
I am so sorry but we are no longer allowed
I am so sorry but we are no longer allowed
I am sorry. I know you've come a long way.
I am sorry. I know you've come a long way.
I appreciate your honesty.
I appreciate your honesty.
I bet that didn't surprise anybody.
I bet that didn't surprise anybody.
I can go a month, a week, however you want to do it.
I can go a month, a week, however you want to do it.
I can handle your insults, but five percent?
I can handle your insults, but five percent?
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
I can't get my cock up, all that shit.
I can't get my cock up, all that shit.
I can't split my dose in thirds.
I can't split my dose in thirds.
I can't wait 'til tomorrow.
I can't wait 'til tomorrow.
I coulda charged him 20.
I coulda charged him 20.
I do not wanna know what that is for.
I do not wanna know what that is for.
I do not.
I do not.
I don't even hafta water them.
I don't even hafta water them.
I don't even know no fucking faggots.
I don't even know no fucking faggots.
I don't have all day.
I don't have all day.
I don't have enough cash in my pocket to make it worth their while.
I don't have enough cash in my pocket to make it worth their while.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't use drugs.
I don't use drugs.
I don't use drugs.
I don't use drugs.
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die. You're not gonna die.
I don't wanna die. You're not gonna die.
I FedEx it to Seattle to my lab there, and they test it for me.
I FedEx it to Seattle to my lab there, and they test it for me.
I feel better, I wanted to thank you.
I feel better, I wanted to thank you.
I get back home, I had fucking crabs.
I get back home, I had fucking crabs.
I got a fucking jackhammer in my head,
I got a fucking jackhammer in my head,
I got a little something called Peptide T, it's gonna fix you right up.
I got a little something called Peptide T, it's gonna fix you right up.
I got cash.
I got cash.
I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it. That's it.
I got it. I got it. That's it.
I got the cash!
I got the cash!
I got you the paperwork for your corporation.
I got you the paperwork for your corporation.
I got your 20 in the trunk.
I got your 20 in the trunk.
I got your dollar.
I got your dollar.
I gotta ask you if you can watch what you say around him,
I gotta ask you if you can watch what you say around him,
I gotta sue the hospital to get my medicine?
I gotta sue the hospital to get my medicine?
I guess I didn't make the cut.
I guess I didn't make the cut.
I guess you're handsome in a Texas hick, white trash, dumb kinda way.
I guess you're handsome in a Texas hick, white trash, dumb kinda way.
I happen to have cancer.
I happen to have cancer.
I have questions about the drug's safety, David.
I have questions about the drug's safety, David.
I hear you.
I hear you.
I hear you. Well, had to give it a shot.
I hear you. Well, had to give it a shot.
I just wanna...
I just wanna...
I kinda figured you might rain on my party,
I kinda figured you might rain on my party,
I know the statistics.
I know the statistics.
I know the statistics.
I know the statistics.
I know this can be a very scary thing,
I know this can be a very scary thing,
I know you're probably feeling overwhelmed right now,
I know you're probably feeling overwhelmed right now,
I know, I know.
I know, I know.
I know. I hope he's okay, too. It's been too long. (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
I know. I hope he's okay, too. It's been too long. (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
I like your shoes.
I like your shoes.
I like your style, Doc!
I like your style, Doc!
I look like a rodent to you?
I look like a rodent to you?
I mean, God damn, people are dying,
I mean, God damn, people are dying,
I mean, I got one life right? Mine.
I mean, I got one life right? Mine.
I mean, I know, like, you like everything perfect.
I mean, I know, like, you like everything perfect.
I met somebody who's been very kind to me
I met somebody who's been very kind to me
I need an ambulance. I'mma shut it down.
I need an ambulance. I'mma shut it down.
I need more of that cocktail shit you got.
I need more of that cocktail shit you got.
I need security on the fourth floor right away.
I need security on the fourth floor right away.
I need to see Dr. Sevard.
I need to see Dr. Sevard.
I need you to check out the internationals.
I need you to check out the internationals.
I need you to leave, let's go.
I need you to leave, let's go.
I need you to tell me where you obtained AZT from.
I need you to tell me where you obtained AZT from.
I need you to write me some 'scriptions
I need you to write me some 'scriptions
I promise you that I will try my very best.
I promise you that I will try my very best.
I respect that you're learning about your illness,
I respect that you're learning about your illness,
I said grab me a cold one, sugarcakes.
I said grab me a cold one, sugarcakes.
I see you found our stash!
I see you found our stash!
I signed myself out.
I signed myself out.
I sold my life insurance policy.
I sold my life insurance policy.
I still fucking live here!
I still fucking live here!
I Still got HIV?
I Still got HIV?
I still live here, you hear me?
I still live here, you hear me?
I suggest you try it out
I suggest you try it out
I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes?
I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes?
I swear to God!
I swear to God!
I swear, Ray,
I swear, Ray,
I take 33 pills a day.
I take 33 pills a day.
I tell them I got a fucking cough,
I tell them I got a fucking cough,
I think they'd look nice on me.
I think they'd look nice on me.
I thought you knew.
I thought you knew.
I took him off it as you instructed.
I took him off it as you instructed.
I understand. They shut your lab down. What can I say?
I understand. They shut your lab down. What can I say?
I wanna buy some.
I wanna buy some.
I wanna file a restraining order.
I wanna file a restraining order.
I want all my HIV patients on the asymptomatic study
I want all my HIV patients on the asymptomatic study
I want it to mean somethin'.
I want it to mean somethin'.
I want kids.
I want kids.
I want you to mean it.
I want you to mean it.
I was good at science
I was good at science
I was not aware of the regulation two weeks ago.
I was not aware of the regulation two weeks ago.
I will hang this. I'm gonna hang this.
I will hang this. I'm gonna hang this.
I will take your drugs and I will burn them. You're done.
I will take your drugs and I will burn them. You're done.
I won't.
I won't.
I would like to turn it over to my colleague from the CDC to talk about prevention.
I would like to turn it over to my colleague from the CDC to talk about prevention.
I wouldn't know where to start.
I wouldn't know where to start.
I'll be a beautiful angel.
I'll be a beautiful angel.
I'll be in my office.
I'll be in my office.
I'll bet you're surprised to see me.
I'll bet you're surprised to see me.
I'll catch up with you all, all right?
I'll catch up with you all, all right?
I'll give you $150 a month,
I'll give you $150 a month,
I'll have more in a week. Until then, watch what you eat
I'll have more in a week. Until then, watch what you eat
I'll knock your teeth so far in your goddamn throat
I'll knock your teeth so far in your goddamn throat
I'll say what goes in my body, not you.
I'll say what goes in my body, not you.
I'll whip your fucking ass, boy.
I'll whip your fucking ass, boy.
I'm a sick man.
I'm a sick man.
I'm busy, now get the fuck outta my car.
I'm busy, now get the fuck outta my car.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you.
I'm Dr. Sevard.
I'm Dr. Sevard.
I'm Dr. Sevard.
I'm Dr. Sevard.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm eatin' healthy, and you should too.
I'm eatin' healthy, and you should too.
I'm givin' them away, for free by selling memberships.
I'm givin' them away, for free by selling memberships.
I'm gonna be DOA.
I'm gonna be DOA.
I'm gonna be pretty, if it's the last thing I do.
I'm gonna be pretty, if it's the last thing I do.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna prescribe a regimen of vitamins as well as the mineral zinc,
I'm gonna prescribe a regimen of vitamins as well as the mineral zinc,
I'm gonna use this to give you that sex change you've been hopin' for.
I'm gonna use this to give you that sex change you've been hopin' for.
I'm looking for AZT.
I'm looking for AZT.
I'm not running a goddamn charity.
I'm not running a goddamn charity.
I'm Rayon.
I'm Rayon.
I'm Richard Barkley from the Food and Drug Administration office.
I'm Richard Barkley from the Food and Drug Administration office.
I'm so glad that you came. We're gonna fix you up.
I'm so glad that you came. We're gonna fix you up.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm sorry, this case is hereby dismissed.
I'm sorry, this case is hereby dismissed.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Mr. Woodroof, I'm not changing my mind.
I'm sorry. Mr. Woodroof, I'm not changing my mind.
I'm suing you for attempted murder.
I'm suing you for attempted murder.
I'm talking about symptoms and survival.
I'm talking about symptoms and survival.
I've been looking for you, Lonestar.
I've been looking for you, Lonestar.
I've got a briefcase full of cash right here.
I've got a briefcase full of cash right here.
I've gotta go. Where you coming from?
I've gotta go. Where you coming from?
Ian, you look like a two dollar bill.
Ian, you look like a two dollar bill.
If I can't trust you, it is my business.
If I can't trust you, it is my business.
If I don't trust the white coat
If I don't trust the white coat
If I got one fucking chance, show me a sign.
If I got one fucking chance, show me a sign.
If I really thought you were interested, I'd tell you.
If I really thought you were interested, I'd tell you.
If I want in, will you sell me some?
If I want in, will you sell me some?
If it is shit, I got it, don't I?
If it is shit, I got it, don't I?
If it sucks, I got it.
If it sucks, I got it.
If we get the slightest indication that
If we get the slightest indication that
If you don't mind. Thank you.
If you don't mind. Thank you.
If you have a product that you want tested,
If you have a product that you want tested,
If you need more inspiration,
If you need more inspiration,
If you tell me what the problem is, maybe I can help you.
If you tell me what the problem is, maybe I can help you.
If you want to discuss your list of problems,
If you want to discuss your list of problems,
If you're a member, you get the meds.
If you're a member, you get the meds.
If you're abusing it like you did,
If you're abusing it like you did,
If you're abusing it like you did,
If you're abusing it like you did,
If you're not a member, you don't. Got it?
If you're not a member, you don't. Got it?
If you're not gonna look or buy a dance, you could at least tip me.
If you're not gonna look or buy a dance, you could at least tip me.
Immediately life threatening conditions,
Immediately life threatening conditions,
In having a cop for a son.
In having a cop for a son.
In Mexico, a doctor, he has some.
In Mexico, a doctor, he has some.
In short, I'm happy to say that help may finally be on the way.
In short, I'm happy to say that help may finally be on the way.
In the meantime, we could try the bank.
In the meantime, we could try the bank.
In which we administered AZT to infected lab animals.
In which we administered AZT to infected lab animals.
Initial findings suggested increased CD4 counts,
Initial findings suggested increased CD4 counts,
Interferon?
Interferon?
Interferon.
Interferon.
IRS. They're trying to run me out of town.
IRS. They're trying to run me out of town.
Is better than anything else that's been tested.
Is better than anything else that's been tested.
Is that a no? Mmm.
Is that a no? Mmm.
Is that better?
Is that better?
Is that Marcus from Home Ec?
Is that Marcus from Home Ec?
Is to determine if AZT is helping people.
Is to determine if AZT is helping people.
Isn't he cute?
Isn't he cute?
Isn't it also the case that there were some
Isn't it also the case that there were some
It acts as an antiviral, similar to AZT, but less toxic.
It acts as an antiviral, similar to AZT, but less toxic.
It can cause memory loss, mood swings, aching joints.
It can cause memory loss, mood swings, aching joints.
It does state that you have a right
It does state that you have a right
It does.
It does.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
It kills every cell it comes in contact with.
It kills every cell it comes in contact with.
It sure the fuck is my business.
It sure the fuck is my business.
It was shelved clue to lack of anti cancer efficacy and toxicity.
It was shelved clue to lack of anti cancer efficacy and toxicity.
It wasn't a choice, Dad.
It wasn't a choice, Dad.
It'll build up your immune system.
It'll build up your immune system.
It's a Muslim country. Can't fuck the women.
It's a Muslim country. Can't fuck the women.
It's a protein, totally non toxic.
It's a protein, totally non toxic.
It's a very serious offense.
It's a very serious offense.
It's all about the mind.
It's all about the mind.
It's all lip service.
It's all lip service.
It's all part of America's number one spectator event, bull riding!
It's all part of America's number one spectator event, bull riding!
It's another babe for your wall of shame.
It's another babe for your wall of shame.
It's as simple as that, I promise you, doll. C'mon, try it with me.
It's as simple as that, I promise you, doll. C'mon, try it with me.
It's bad news.
It's bad news.
It's better, I got it. It's good. I'll work that for you.
It's better, I got it. It's good. I'll work that for you.
It's bull ride time!
It's bull ride time!
It's bull ride time! Let's bull ride!
It's bull ride time! Let's bull ride!
It's bull riding time!
It's bull riding time!
It's called a newspaper. Right there. It's a shame, ain't it?
It's called a newspaper. Right there. It's a shame, ain't it?
It's cranberry mocha, it's for the holidays.
It's cranberry mocha, it's for the holidays.
It's dropping white blood cells in a lot of my patients.
It's dropping white blood cells in a lot of my patients.
It's good. It's good.
It's good. It's good.
It's improperly labeled.
It's improperly labeled.
It's Marc Bolan, silly.
It's Marc Bolan, silly.
It's processed, put it back.
It's processed, put it back.
It's protein, it's good for you.
It's protein, it's good for you.
It's that motherfucker who's got the fucking problem.
It's that motherfucker who's got the fucking problem.
It's the only way to know if a drug works.
It's the only way to know if a drug works.
It's totally left up to chance,
It's totally left up to chance,
It's what I've been giving you since you got here.
It's what I've been giving you since you got here.
It's what the fuck I'm saying, man.
It's what the fuck I'm saying, man.
It's where I got the idea.
It's where I got the idea.
Japanese doctors would be the only ones who can make the purchase.
Japanese doctors would be the only ones who can make the purchase.
Jesus Christ, I'm straight. All right?
Jesus Christ, I'm straight. All right?
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking idiot!
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking idiot!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ. Maria?
Jesus fucking Christ. Maria?
Jesus, fucking faggots everywhere.
Jesus, fucking faggots everywhere.
Jesus.
Jesus.
JUDGE: The constitution, specifically the Ninth Amendment,
JUDGE: The constitution, specifically the Ninth Amendment,
Just by touching someone, or queers get it.
Just by touching someone, or queers get it.
Just can't imagine how disappointed he must be
Just can't imagine how disappointed he must be
Just gimme time to catch my breath, will you?
Just gimme time to catch my breath, will you?
Just hope you had your coffee. Sunshine today. It's gonna be mid 80$...
Just hope you had your coffee. Sunshine today. It's gonna be mid 80$...
Just look at the handsome man sitting across the table from you,
Just look at the handsome man sitting across the table from you,
Just need to slow it down a little bit.
Just need to slow it down a little bit.
Just promise me you'll show up for the rest of the trial.
Just promise me you'll show up for the rest of the trial.
Just show me a fucking sign.
Just show me a fucking sign.
KELLY: Bye, cowboy.
KELLY: Bye, cowboy.
Kind of a gypsy woman.
Kind of a gypsy woman.
Know I coulda killed you, huh?
Know I coulda killed you, huh?
Let me hear you, c'mon. Whoop it up.
Let me hear you, c'mon. Whoop it up.
Let me see that preacher's daughter's pussy.
Let me see that preacher's daughter's pussy.
Let's get this straight. Membership, 400 bucks.
Let's get this straight. Membership, 400 bucks.
Let's just do this quickly so I can get the fuck out.
Let's just do this quickly so I can get the fuck out.
Liked to open shit up, check out the insides,
Liked to open shit up, check out the insides,
Listen, I'm gonna hafta call you back.
Listen, I'm gonna hafta call you back.
Listen, I'm onto something new.
Listen, I'm onto something new.
Listen, Tinkerbell, unless you got more cash or new clients,
Listen, Tinkerbell, unless you got more cash or new clients,
Long time, no see.
Long time, no see.
Longer than they're saying, right?
Longer than they're saying, right?
Look at me. What d'you see, huh?
Look at me. What d'you see, huh?
Look at this place.
Look at this place.
Look at you, you're a fucking mess!
Look at you, you're a fucking mess!
Look here, how 'bout this stuff overseas, huh?
Look here, how 'bout this stuff overseas, huh?
Look, I'm gonna stay on the domestic side, all right,
Look, I'm gonna stay on the domestic side, all right,
Look, I'm no scientist, but shit...
Look, I'm no scientist, but shit...
Look, if I don't get it by the end of the week, I wanna file a lawsuit.
Look, if I don't get it by the end of the week, I wanna file a lawsuit.
Look, if it's about money. I could make it worth your while, all right?
Look, if it's about money. I could make it worth your while, all right?
Look, we're gonna have to recoup it
Look, we're gonna have to recoup it
Looking to poison yourself?
Looking to poison yourself?
Looks like you got a bunch of pissed off customers.
Looks like you got a bunch of pissed off customers.
Looks real promising, and I need to ask you a favor.
Looks real promising, and I need to ask you a favor.
Lots of customers here, darling.
Lots of customers here, darling.
M r. Wood roof?
M r. Wood roof?
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
Make some noise! It's your event, the one you paid to see.
Make some noise! It's your event, the one you paid to see.
Making you susceptible to infection.
Making you susceptible to infection.
MAN 1: Hold it!
MAN 1: Hold it!
MAN 1: We don't have that long.
MAN 1: We don't have that long.
MAN 2: We're dead, right?
MAN 2: We're dead, right?
MAN 2: You get back here, you motherfucker!
MAN 2: You get back here, you motherfucker!
MAN ON PA: Hey, I've got a question for everybody, who wants to bull ride? Hey!
MAN ON PA: Hey, I've got a question for everybody, who wants to bull ride? Hey!
MAN ON PA: Yes, indeed, the number one spectator event.
MAN ON PA: Yes, indeed, the number one spectator event.
MAN ON RADIO: A beautiful day in Dallas, Texas.
MAN ON RADIO: A beautiful day in Dallas, Texas.
MAN: Get out of the road, jackass!
MAN: Get out of the road, jackass!
MAN: Honey, you don't have the slightest chance.
MAN: Honey, you don't have the slightest chance.
MAN: I got the money.
MAN: I got the money.
MAN: I understand what you're saying,
MAN: I understand what you're saying,
MAN: Son of a bitch!
MAN: Son of a bitch!
MAN: What about Dextran Sulfate?
MAN: What about Dextran Sulfate?
MAN: Yeah.
MAN: Yeah.
Maybe one day, you'll get off your ass and do your fucking job!
Maybe one day, you'll get off your ass and do your fucking job!
Means we were unapproved, now we're illegal.
Means we were unapproved, now we're illegal.
Medical research.
Medical research.
Meds and the treatments are free,
Meds and the treatments are free,
Merely unapproved.
Merely unapproved.
Michael and Ian, the happiest couple in the entire universe.
Michael and Ian, the happiest couple in the entire universe.
Mister?
Mister?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Shit, I hear you can get that
Mmm hmm. Shit, I hear you can get that
Mmm hmm. That's right. I'm signing up.
Mmm hmm. That's right. I'm signing up.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mom was a painter.
Mom was a painter.
Most of them need new blood.
Most of them need new blood.
Mr. Wood roof!
Mr. Wood roof!
Mr. Wood roof. Now don't try and con me.
Mr. Wood roof. Now don't try and con me.
Mr. Woodroof, could you just...
Mr. Woodroof, could you just...
Mr. Woodroof, have you ever used intravenous drugs?
Mr. Woodroof, have you ever used intravenous drugs?
Mr. Woodroof, I assure you that that would be a waste of your precious time.
Mr. Woodroof, I assure you that that would be a waste of your precious time.
Mr. Woodroof, I have a court order permitting us to confiscate
Mr. Woodroof, I have a court order permitting us to confiscate
Mr. Woodroof, I wouldn't want you
Mr. Woodroof, I wouldn't want you
Mr. Woodroof, I'm afraid that you are nothing more
Mr. Woodroof, I'm afraid that you are nothing more
Mr. Woodroof, I'm moved to compassion by your plight,
Mr. Woodroof, I'm moved to compassion by your plight,
Mr. Woodroof, if you could listen to me for a moment.
Mr. Woodroof, if you could listen to me for a moment.
Mr. Woodroof, please get back in the bed.
Mr. Woodroof, please get back in the bed.
Mr. Woodroof, you think you're clever?
Mr. Woodroof, you think you're clever?
Mr. Woodroof. You need to wait outside.
Mr. Woodroof. You need to wait outside.
Mr. Yamata, I have to go, I'm gonna call you back, okay? Yes. Arigato.
Mr. Yamata, I have to go, I'm gonna call you back, okay? Yes. Arigato.
Murderer. You're a murderer! Security!
Murderer. You're a murderer! Security!
Must have mixed up my blood samples
Must have mixed up my blood samples
Must have mixed up my blood samples
Must have mixed up my blood samples
My dad was an electrician, pretty darn good one, too.
My dad was an electrician, pretty darn good one, too.
My entire inventory.
My entire inventory.
My friend is paying me to split my dose with him,
My friend is paying me to split my dose with him,
My God!
My God!
My life depends on them, son.
My life depends on them, son.
My lungs are bleeding, my skin's crawling,
My lungs are bleeding, my skin's crawling,
Nah, I don't want none of that faggot blood on me.
Nah, I don't want none of that faggot blood on me.
Nah, that there comes in a box of AZT, a list of the side effects.
Nah, that there comes in a box of AZT, a list of the side effects.
Nah, the AZT's what was helping me.
Nah, the AZT's what was helping me.
Nah, you keep that, Nurse Ratched.
Nah, you keep that, Nurse Ratched.
Nah. Sorry lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.
Nah. Sorry lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.
Need your phone numbers,
Need your phone numbers,
Nice restaurant, beautiful woman,
Nice restaurant, beautiful woman,
Nine to five, come on, make some noise!
Nine to five, come on, make some noise!
Ninety six percent of the people in the USA who have AIDS today
Ninety six percent of the people in the USA who have AIDS today
No shit?
No shit?
No wonder Rayon is dead.
No wonder Rayon is dead.
No, I ain't selling them no more,
No, I ain't selling them no more,
No, I can't do shit, you speak fucking English, motherfucker.
No, I can't do shit, you speak fucking English, motherfucker.
No, I'm a fucking doctor!
No, I'm a fucking doctor!
No, I'm saying cocaine made you more susceptible,
No, I'm saying cocaine made you more susceptible,
No, no, I just...
No, no, I just...
No, no, no. Rayon.
No, no, no. Rayon.
No, no, not you. That snake you work for, that's my prime candidate.
No, no, not you. That snake you work for, that's my prime candidate.
No, no, off the Caddy.
No, no, off the Caddy.
No, nothing.
No, nothing.
No, sir, nada.
No, sir, nada.
No, you stick it in, pussy.
No, you stick it in, pussy.
No, you're the fucking drug dealer.
No, you're the fucking drug dealer.
No!
No!
No! Figure it out yourself.
No! Figure it out yourself.
No! Rayon! Trust me you need...
No! Rayon! Trust me you need...
No. A'ight? You ain't got the money, you don't join the club.
No. A'ight? You ain't got the money, you don't join the club.
No. No, no, no, no. I don't want a nurse.
No. No, no, no, no. I don't want a nurse.
Non toxic drug that I got proof works,
Non toxic drug that I got proof works,
None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
None of your business.
None of your business.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope. Thank you.
Nope. Thank you.
Not after you've just coughed your lungs all over it.
Not after you've just coughed your lungs all over it.
Not approved.
Not approved.
Not embarrassing me?
Not embarrassing me?
Not even doctors are allowed to know.
Not even doctors are allowed to know.
Not exactly. What are you doing here?
Not exactly. What are you doing here?
Not like I'm gonna need it anyway.
Not like I'm gonna need it anyway.
Not one fucking MD will write me a script.
Not one fucking MD will write me a script.
Not one. Motherfuckers.
Not one. Motherfuckers.
Not prevent them from getting help.
Not prevent them from getting help.
Now here's a couple of the government's finest right there, huh?
Now here's a couple of the government's finest right there, huh?
Now I may not need 'em, but if I do, then I'll have 'em.
Now I may not need 'em, but if I do, then I'll have 'em.
Now look here, memberships are high, so is demand,
Now look here, memberships are high, so is demand,
Now you got chronic pneumonia, among other things.
Now you got chronic pneumonia, among other things.
Now, I gotta get these MDs to write some goddamn scripts
Now, I gotta get these MDs to write some goddamn scripts
Now, look, it's one thing for me not to like ya,
Now, look, it's one thing for me not to like ya,
Now, of course, Avonex Industries and the NIH,
Now, of course, Avonex Industries and the NIH,
Now, this is all for your personal use?
Now, this is all for your personal use?
Now, what the hell does that mean?
Now, what the hell does that mean?
Now, will you fuck off?
Now, will you fuck off?
Now, you wanna put your apron on, start cleaning shit up.
Now, you wanna put your apron on, start cleaning shit up.
Now.
Now.
Number 43, Ron Woodroof!
Number 43, Ron Woodroof!
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, c'mon, I'm not finished yet. Now. Get out.
Oh, c'mon, I'm not finished yet. Now. Get out.
Oh, excuse me, um, Japan.
Oh, excuse me, um, Japan.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God. Get your shit straight.
Oh, God. Get your shit straight.
Oh, he's a tough old outlaw.
Oh, he's a tough old outlaw.
Oh, hell! Mmm hmm.
Oh, hell! Mmm hmm.
Oh, hell! Mmm hmm.
Oh, hell! Mmm hmm.
Oh, I'm fine, thanks, and you?
Oh, I'm fine, thanks, and you?
Oh, I'm just givin' people information, Richard,
Oh, I'm just givin' people information, Richard,
Oh, I'm the drug dealer?
Oh, I'm the drug dealer?
Oh, just trying to make a livin', you know how it is.
Oh, just trying to make a livin', you know how it is.
Oh, my God. Gimme some sugar.
Oh, my God. Gimme some sugar.
Oh, my Lord, I'll call you back.
Oh, my Lord, I'll call you back.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, shit, sorry. C'mon, sit down.
Oh, shit, sorry. C'mon, sit down.
Oh, you gotta stay hydrated, or else your muscles will cramp.
Oh, you gotta stay hydrated, or else your muscles will cramp.
Oh, you keep the change, honey, you deserve it.
Oh, you keep the change, honey, you deserve it.
Okay, I'm taking you to the hospital.
Okay, I'm taking you to the hospital.
Okay, prepare the sedation. Ten milligrams of Propofol.
Okay, prepare the sedation. Ten milligrams of Propofol.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
On a guy who smokes his fucking friends.
On a guy who smokes his fucking friends.
On new drugs to treat the deadly virus.
On new drugs to treat the deadly virus.
Once you got the virus, you're married to it. AZT or not.
Once you got the virus, you're married to it. AZT or not.
One dollar.
One dollar.
One left.
One left.
One more time, make some noise!
One more time, make some noise!
Operations are expected to return to normal today
Operations are expected to return to normal today
Or I'll chunk you to the curb along with your 25 fuckin' percent.
Or I'll chunk you to the curb along with your 25 fuckin' percent.
Pass this down.
Pass this down.
Paying for your dinner tonight.
Paying for your dinner tonight.
People are desperate. People are dying.
People are desperate. People are dying.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Placebo controlled randomized trial
Placebo controlled randomized trial
Platform 5, ASAP. There's a man down. Repeat, man down.
Platform 5, ASAP. There's a man down. Repeat, man down.
Please make sure your seat belt is securely fastened.
Please make sure your seat belt is securely fastened.
Please, understand.
Please, understand.
Please.
Please.
Plus 20% off your memberships for four months.
Plus 20% off your memberships for four months.
Plus, what if something goes wrong with these drugs'?
Plus, what if something goes wrong with these drugs'?
Preservative.
Preservative.
Pull that rope!
Pull that rope!
Put 'em back.
Put 'em back.
Put it back together,
Put it back together,
Quit acting like a little bitch!
Quit acting like a little bitch!
Raymond.
Raymond.
Rayon came to the hospital on his own.
Rayon came to the hospital on his own.
Rayon was a drug addict.
Rayon was a drug addict.
Rayon, get my lawyer on the phone. Yeah!
Rayon, get my lawyer on the phone. Yeah!
Rayon, give me some coffee.
Rayon, give me some coffee.
Rayon, I can assure you
Rayon, I can assure you
Rayon, the whole purpose of this study
Rayon, the whole purpose of this study
Rayon, turn that shit down!
Rayon, turn that shit down!
RAYON: Coming up, Ronnie.
RAYON: Coming up, Ronnie.
RAYON: Meet the big boss.
RAYON: Meet the big boss.
RAYON: Ronnie, where you going?
RAYON: Ronnie, where you going?
RAYON: Ronnie!
RAYON: Ronnie!
RAYON: You all are handsome,
RAYON: You all are handsome,
RAYON: You put the seat down?
RAYON: You put the seat down?
Rayon! Where the fuck you going?
Rayon! Where the fuck you going?
RAYON'. God, when I meet you,
RAYON'. God, when I meet you,
RAYON'. No.
RAYON'. No.
Ready?
Ready?
Really,
Really,
Really?
Really?
Recognizing that such patients
Recognizing that such patients
Regarding the FDA, the court is highly disturbed by its bullying tactics
Regarding the FDA, the court is highly disturbed by its bullying tactics
Regarding your order. Mmm hmm.
Regarding your order. Mmm hmm.
Regular life?
Regular life?
Relax, I don't bite.
Relax, I don't bite.
Relax, smell the steak.
Relax, smell the steak.
Relax. Breathe. Breathe.
Relax. Breathe. Breathe.
Restored T cell immunity...
Restored T cell immunity...
RICK FERRIS: It's both our job and the FDA's to make sure the drug is safe.
RICK FERRIS: It's both our job and the FDA's to make sure the drug is safe.
RICK FERRIS: We're going as fast as possible, believe me.
RICK FERRIS: We're going as fast as possible, believe me.
Right here, motherfuckers!
Right here, motherfuckers!
Right there. Right there. That's it, that's it. Breathe.
Right there. Right there. That's it, that's it. Breathe.
Right up your alley
Right up your alley
Right!
Right!
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. There's a Dr. Bradley out in Alberta.
Right. There's a Dr. Bradley out in Alberta.
Rog, this ain't the sandbox. Twenty minimum. C'mon.
Rog, this ain't the sandbox. Twenty minimum. C'mon.
Roger Thompson?
Roger Thompson?
Ron, I got two from Austin, both on AZT.
Ron, I got two from Austin, both on AZT.
Ron, what the hell is going on, huh?
Ron, what the hell is going on, huh?
RON: Denise!
RON: Denise!
RON: How much do you want, Daddy?
RON: How much do you want, Daddy?
RON: How you doin', Denise? All right.
RON: How you doin', Denise? All right.
RON: I got over 3,000 people who need to get their hands on Peptide T,
RON: I got over 3,000 people who need to get their hands on Peptide T,
RON: I like your style, Doc!
RON: I like your style, Doc!
RON: Sorry to hear about your dad's Alzheimer's, Tuck.
RON: Sorry to hear about your dad's Alzheimer's, Tuck.
RON: The hell is this?
RON: The hell is this?
RON: Well?
RON: Well?
RON: Yeah, you gotta die somehow.
RON: Yeah, you gotta die somehow.
Ron!
Ron!
Ron?
Ron?
RON. I'm looking for Dr. Vass.
RON. I'm looking for Dr. Vass.
RON. Read that.
RON. Read that.
RON. We got a club, just down the street,
RON. We got a club, just down the street,
Ronnie, we got two new customers.
Ronnie, we got two new customers.
Runnin' a hell of a racket just like this.
Runnin' a hell of a racket just like this.
Sadly, the AIDS crisis will only get worse before it gets better.
Sadly, the AIDS crisis will only get worse before it gets better.
Say you wanna go grab a steak sometime, I know it's red, but...
Say you wanna go grab a steak sometime, I know it's red, but...
Say, you ever wear any color?
Say, you ever wear any color?
Sc**** the bull shit off your boots, brother.
Sc**** the bull shit off your boots, brother.
Screw the FDA.
Screw the FDA.
Secondly, stay away from anything that's gonna cook your insides.
Secondly, stay away from anything that's gonna cook your insides.
See you next week.
See you next week.
See, the pharma companies pay the FDA to push their product.
See, the pharma companies pay the FDA to push their product.
Seems like every time I see you, all I see is white.
Seems like every time I see you, all I see is white.
Sell the car.
Sell the car.
Send them in.
Send them in.
Señor?
Señor?
Señor?
Señor?
SEVARD: Mr. Woodroof. A'ight, so fucking watch it.
SEVARD: Mr. Woodroof. A'ight, so fucking watch it.
SEVARD: Take him out of this hospital.
SEVARD: Take him out of this hospital.
SEVARD: That's right.
SEVARD: That's right.
SEVARD: We don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV,.
SEVARD: We don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV,.
SEVARD: You're a fool if you think you're helping yourself.
SEVARD: You're a fool if you think you're helping yourself.
Shake his hand, T.J. C'mon.
Shake his hand, T.J. C'mon.
Shake his hand, T.J. Give him a good one.
Shake his hand, T.J. Give him a good one.
She got tired of the bullshit and all that, you know how it is?
She got tired of the bullshit and all that, you know how it is?
She looks great.
She looks great.
She paint this? Yep.
She paint this? Yep.
She paint this? Yep.
She paint this? Yep.
She's a customer.
She's a customer.
She's got full blown AIDS.
She's got full blown AIDS.
She's HIV positive?
She's HIV positive?
Shit, I don't know, Ron. Well, I do.
Shit, I don't know, Ron. Well, I do.
Shit, I know you got a pussy addiction, motherfucker.
Shit, I know you got a pussy addiction, motherfucker.
Shit, tell 'em you got a cold, man, they give you two weeks off.
Shit, tell 'em you got a cold, man, they give you two weeks off.
Shit, Tuck, you're starting to sound like a goddamn old man.
Shit, Tuck, you're starting to sound like a goddamn old man.
Shit, you fucking kidding me'?
Shit, you fucking kidding me'?
Shit. God damn.
Shit. God damn.
Shit. I went to the doctor's one time,
Shit. I went to the doctor's one time,
Shohu Okaiku? Uh huh.
Shohu Okaiku? Uh huh.
Significant decreases in the red and white blood cells in the animals?
Significant decreases in the red and white blood cells in the animals?
Sing to me, baby.
Sing to me, baby.
Sir! You're in the middle of the street.
Sir! You're in the middle of the street.
Six hundred milligrams.
Six hundred milligrams.
Slow drip.
Slow drip.
So all we need is more members, and where do we get those?
So all we need is more members, and where do we get those?
So as I stand here tonight, clinical trials are underway
So as I stand here tonight, clinical trials are underway
So don't accuse me of acting irresponsibly.
So don't accuse me of acting irresponsibly.
So frankly, we're surprised you're even alive.
So frankly, we're surprised you're even alive.
So I kept some change in my pocket and I ended up being
So I kept some change in my pocket and I ended up being
So I went to med school.
So I went to med school.
So tell your patients to stay away from him.
So tell your patients to stay away from him.
So we can get the drug to the people who actually need it.
So we can get the drug to the people who actually need it.
So we can keep dealing.
So we can keep dealing.
So we need to know where you acquired the drugs.
So we need to know where you acquired the drugs.
So we ran some additional tests.
So we ran some additional tests.
So why are they stopping the trial?
So why are they stopping the trial?
So, fuck no, they don't wanna see my research.
So, fuck no, they don't wanna see my research.
So, you better be listening, all right?
So, you better be listening, all right?
So, you wanna be here some more?
So, you wanna be here some more?
So, you're giving dying people sugar pills?
So, you're giving dying people sugar pills?
So, you're gonna conduct another animal study?
So, you're gonna conduct another animal study?
So, you're tellin' me I'm as good as a horse
So, you're tellin' me I'm as good as a horse
Some blood tests.
Some blood tests.
Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.
Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry, damn' .
Sorry, damn' .
Sorry, Ron.
Sorry, Ron.
Sound fun?
Sound fun?
Sound like AIDS to you?
Sound like AIDS to you?
Sounds nice.
Sounds nice.
Speak UP
Speak UP
Speaking of, I'll be taking one this afternoon thinking about you.
Speaking of, I'll be taking one this afternoon thinking about you.
Stay at the end of the bed.
Stay at the end of the bed.
Step on up, let's do some business.
Step on up, let's do some business.
Step over by your car.
Step over by your car.
Step over by your vehicle right now.
Step over by your vehicle right now.
Stick it in!
Stick it in!
Still being written.
Still being written.
Support groups. Exactly.
Support groups. Exactly.
Supposed to keep the healthy cells you got
Supposed to keep the healthy cells you got
Sure.
Sure.
Surprise is, you made a fucking mistake.
Surprise is, you made a fucking mistake.
Swear I feel like a human again.
Swear I feel like a human again.
T.J.: Shit, damn doctor cut your balls off?
T.J.: Shit, damn doctor cut your balls off?
T.J.: Yeah? You all right, brother? You cool?
T.J.: Yeah? You all right, brother? You cool?
Take my woman dancing, you know?
Take my woman dancing, you know?
Take my woman dancing, you know?
Take my woman dancing, you know?
Take this, motherfucker!
Take this, motherfucker!
Take your sunflower and get the fuck out.
Take your sunflower and get the fuck out.
Talk straight to my fucking face.
Talk straight to my fucking face.
Tell Rayon I was looking for him,
Tell Rayon I was looking for him,
Tell you what, I'm gonna be a pain in your ass until I'm six feet under!
Tell you what, I'm gonna be a pain in your ass until I'm six feet under!
Telling me that fucking Rock cock sucking Hudson bullshit?
Telling me that fucking Rock cock sucking Hudson bullshit?
Ten grand? Twenty grand?
Ten grand? Twenty grand?
Ten thousand of 'em.
Ten thousand of 'em.
Than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us, we would like...
Than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us, we would like...
Than that which normally would be the case.
Than that which normally would be the case.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for the lift, man.
Thanks for the lift, man.
Thanks for the lift, man.
Thanks for the lift, man.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That and a day of watching bull riding.
That and a day of watching bull riding.
That AZT has been approved as the first drug to treat AIDS.
That AZT has been approved as the first drug to treat AIDS.
That decision, like it or not, is left up to the people in this hospital.
That decision, like it or not, is left up to the people in this hospital.
That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying.
That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying.
That I do not need help picking up ladies from your sorry ass.
That I do not need help picking up ladies from your sorry ass.
That I do not need help picking up ladies from your sorry ass.
That I do not need help picking up ladies from your sorry ass.
That is a non toxic protein serum.
That is a non toxic protein serum.
That is DDC.
That is DDC.
That isn't how it works.
That isn't how it works.
That shit is purer than a preacher's daughter's pussy right there.
That shit is purer than a preacher's daughter's pussy right there.
That takes me right out, then.
That takes me right out, then.
That took some balls.
That took some balls.
That way, we'll both get some.
That way, we'll both get some.
That we're going to find an alternative without you.
That we're going to find an alternative without you.
That you might find informative,
That you might find informative,
That's a bullshit technicality, and you know it.
That's a bullshit technicality, and you know it.
That's a hell of a coincidence, isn't it?
That's a hell of a coincidence, isn't it?
That's a violation of FDA regulations.
That's a violation of FDA regulations.
That's aloe vera, sir. It's a plant.
That's aloe vera, sir. It's a plant.
That's for you. Really?
That's for you. Really?
That's it, exactly why it's a mistake.
That's it, exactly why it's a mistake.
That's my partner.
That's my partner.
That's right, fucking fooled you, didn't I?
That's right, fucking fooled you, didn't I?
That's the shit that'll rot your insides.
That's the shit that'll rot your insides.
That's what you need,
That's what you need,
That's why I'm down in this shithole.
That's why I'm down in this shithole.
The answer to a question.
The answer to a question.
The anti fungal? Yeah.
The anti fungal? Yeah.
The AZT trial.
The AZT trial.
The AZT, we can tell who's on it by the symptoms.
The AZT, we can tell who's on it by the symptoms.
The court system's your final resort.
The court system's your final resort.
The credit cards are maxed, pharmacy bills are due.
The credit cards are maxed, pharmacy bills are due.
The dance, it ain't for me.
The dance, it ain't for me.
The FDA said it was a Japanese doctor with no legal standing.
The FDA said it was a Japanese doctor with no legal standing.
The FDA's standard procedure to approve a new drug is eight to 12 years.
The FDA's standard procedure to approve a new drug is eight to 12 years.
The flight attendants are currently passing around the cabin
The flight attendants are currently passing around the cabin
The fuck is potassium benzoate?
The fuck is potassium benzoate?
The fuck is this bullshit?
The fuck is this bullshit?
The fuck is this?
The fuck is this?
The fuck's your problem, huh?
The fuck's your problem, huh?
The goddamn rodeo's what you see!
The goddamn rodeo's what you see!
The hell is goin' on in here?
The hell is goin' on in here?
The hospital.
The hospital.
The house is free. We wanna help.
The house is free. We wanna help.
The IRS. You're being audited.
The IRS. You're being audited.
The law doesn't seem to make much common sense sometimes.
The law doesn't seem to make much common sense sometimes.
The one the cowboys all wanna ride.
The one the cowboys all wanna ride.
The only people AZT helps are the people who sell it.
The only people AZT helps are the people who sell it.
The process. An FDA bullshit to pay up. I know what the fuck that is.
The process. An FDA bullshit to pay up. I know what the fuck that is.
The protesters, some of whom are dying from AIDS,
The protesters, some of whom are dying from AIDS,
The proud owner of a Texaco card.
The proud owner of a Texaco card.
The spills, the thrills, the bumps, the bruises.
The spills, the thrills, the bumps, the bruises.
Their insurance is paying for their treatment,
Their insurance is paying for their treatment,
Then I test it all on myself before I give it to anyone.
Then I test it all on myself before I give it to anyone.
There ain't no more. They started locking it up.
There ain't no more. They started locking it up.
There ain't nothing out there that can kill Ron Woodroof in 3O days.
There ain't nothing out there that can kill Ron Woodroof in 3O days.
There are no long term effects.
There are no long term effects.
There is a support group that meets daily in Draddy Auditorium.
There is a support group that meets daily in Draddy Auditorium.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There's a bunch of faggots up in New York
There's a bunch of faggots up in New York
There's good days and bad.
There's good days and bad.
There's nothing else out there.
There's nothing else out there.
These are my vials of vitamins,
These are my vials of vitamins,
These are patients?
These are patients?
These are the emergencies.
These are the emergencies.
These drugs you're doing, they're breaking down your immune system.
These drugs you're doing, they're breaking down your immune system.
These fuckers are coming at me, man, from all angles.
These fuckers are coming at me, man, from all angles.
These people die, Eve.
These people die, Eve.
They didn't include this study in their press release.
They didn't include this study in their press release.
They got hot ass over there?
They got hot ass over there?
They need an electrician right away.
They need an electrician right away.
They need guys over there.
They need guys over there.
They ought to be able to take just about anything they feel will help,
They ought to be able to take just about anything they feel will help,
They revoked my license to practice three years ago.
They revoked my license to practice three years ago.
They tell ya you got brain cancer.
They tell ya you got brain cancer.
They tell ya you got brain cancer.
They tell ya you got brain cancer.
They were demanding faster action
They were demanding faster action
They'll never let you back in.
They'll never let you back in.
They're also the names of players on the Dallas Cowboys.
They're also the names of players on the Dallas Cowboys.
They're not for sale, nor are they illegal.
They're not for sale, nor are they illegal.
They've been having some success
They've been having some success
Third, if your brain's broke, your wires are crossed,
Third, if your brain's broke, your wires are crossed,
Thirty days?
Thirty days?
This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
This guy, and if you could just...
This guy, and if you could just...
This is a unique opportunity.
This is a unique opportunity.
This is my 90 day supply.
This is my 90 day supply.
This is my patient. You treating these people?
This is my patient. You treating these people?
This is Texas.
This is Texas.
This is The Lancet medical review,
This is The Lancet medical review,
This is your day, I can feel it.
This is your day, I can feel it.
This man also had a transfusion.
This man also had a transfusion.
This place is a shithole, Doc.
This place is a shithole, Doc.
This place is a shithole.
This place is a shithole.
This place is disgusting. We have got to disinfect.
This place is disgusting. We have got to disinfect.
This place is perfect. We wanna lay low, not get busted.
This place is perfect. We wanna lay low, not get busted.
This stuff will help. Woodroof.
This stuff will help. Woodroof.
Throughout the United States.
Throughout the United States.
To be mentally healthy or physically healthy.
To be mentally healthy or physically healthy.
To choose your own medical care,
To choose your own medical care,
To export interferon to United States.
To export interferon to United States.
To go straight to human trials.
To go straight to human trials.
To have their AZT doses lowered to the minimum.
To have their AZT doses lowered to the minimum.
To leave the premises in an orderly fashion, please.
To leave the premises in an orderly fashion, please.
To make a final compliance check
To make a final compliance check
To make sure every effort is made to fast track...
To make sure every effort is made to fast track...
To pay me a little money for it,
To pay me a little money for it,
To protect itself during the incubation period
To protect itself during the incubation period
To see these guys talking about curing the sick
To see these guys talking about curing the sick
To spend your last days in jail.
To spend your last days in jail.
To wild flowers!
To wild flowers!
Toodaloo!
Toodaloo!
Trailer trash and rodeo groupies do not count as ladies.
Trailer trash and rodeo groupies do not count as ladies.
Transfusions always make patients feel better.
Transfusions always make patients feel better.
Troubling side effects with the animal tests?
Troubling side effects with the animal tests?
TUCKER: They're gonna kick the shit outta you someday, Woodroof. Maybe worse.
TUCKER: They're gonna kick the shit outta you someday, Woodroof. Maybe worse.
Tucker! I need you to arrest me!
Tucker! I need you to arrest me!
Twenty five, take it or leave it.
Twenty five, take it or leave it.
Two T's, one Vit.
Two T's, one Vit.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Under a different name or something.
Under a different name or something.
Unfortunately, no.
Unfortunately, no.
VASS: The secretions the caterpillar uses
VASS: The secretions the caterpillar uses
VASS: You get caught, don't say you got AIDS.
VASS: You get caught, don't say you got AIDS.
Very strong.
Very strong.
Vitamins and minerals that gave you a heart attack, remember?
Vitamins and minerals that gave you a heart attack, remember?
Vitamins, Peptide T, DDC, anything but that poison you're hawkin'.
Vitamins, Peptide T, DDC, anything but that poison you're hawkin'.
Vitamins?
Vitamins?
Walker, Dorsett, Blount, Newsome, Jeff coat.
Walker, Dorsett, Blount, Newsome, Jeff coat.
Wanna make sure they know what's goin' on.
Wanna make sure they know what's goin' on.
Want to take some home? As much as I can carry.
Want to take some home? As much as I can carry.
We are not responsible for the drugs that we give you.
We are not responsible for the drugs that we give you.
We at Avonex Industries began a trial,
We at Avonex Industries began a trial,
We believe those problems were dosage based.
We believe those problems were dosage based.
We can make you comfortable.
We can make you comfortable.
We can't write scripts for random people, random drugs.
We can't write scripts for random people, random drugs.
We could be sued, lose our license.
We could be sued, lose our license.
We didn't test your blood for drugs.
We didn't test your blood for drugs.
We discussed this two weeks ago on the telephone.
We discussed this two weeks ago on the telephone.
We don't know what the long term effects are. It's irresponsible.
We don't know what the long term effects are. It's irresponsible.
We don't want money.
We don't want money.
We estimate you have 3O days left to put your affairs in order.
We estimate you have 3O days left to put your affairs in order.
We going?
We going?
We got only one tenth the death ratio.
We got only one tenth the death ratio.
We have some AZT,
We have some AZT,
We need you to fill out this form.
We need you to fill out this form.
We need your name, your address, phone number,
We need your name, your address, phone number,
We ran the blood test several times.
We ran the blood test several times.
We saw something which concerned us on your initial blood work,
We saw something which concerned us on your initial blood work,
We think it is in everyone's best interest that you resign.
We think it is in everyone's best interest that you resign.
We treat more than five times the amount of patients
We treat more than five times the amount of patients
We'll get you hooked up shortly.
We'll get you hooked up shortly.
We'll take care of y'all.
We'll take care of y'all.
We're concerned with preventing a market for illegal drugs.
We're concerned with preventing a market for illegal drugs.
We're conducting a double blind,
We're conducting a double blind,
We're hoping to fast track it. Within a year?
We're hoping to fast track it. Within a year?
We're open 24/7.
We're open 24/7.
We're pretty cash poor.
We're pretty cash poor.
We're working closely with the FDA
We're working closely with the FDA
We've got a live one! The great jawbreaker!
We've got a live one! The great jawbreaker!
Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club.
Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club.
Well good. 'Cause it ain't any y'all business anyway.
Well good. 'Cause it ain't any y'all business anyway.
Well just for this, wine, dine,
Well just for this, wine, dine,
Well, a little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.
Well, a little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.
Well, good for you, now get the fuck outta my car.
Well, good for you, now get the fuck outta my car.
Well, hear this. I will bust you.
Well, hear this. I will bust you.
Well, how can I help you?
Well, how can I help you?
Well, howdy, Counselor.
Well, howdy, Counselor.
Well, howdy, Counselor.
Well, howdy, Counselor.
Well, I ain't selling drugs no more, Counselor.
Well, I ain't selling drugs no more, Counselor.
Well, I live here. Where's Rayon?
Well, I live here. Where's Rayon?
Well, I need to know just exactly
Well, I need to know just exactly
Well, if there's a fine, no, you wanna fine me, huh?
Well, if there's a fine, no, you wanna fine me, huh?
Well, in '64, when AZT was developed as a cancer treatment,
Well, in '64, when AZT was developed as a cancer treatment,
Well, it's very in, turquoise.
Well, it's very in, turquoise.
Well, maybe this will help.
Well, maybe this will help.
Well, of course it is, and as I said,
Well, of course it is, and as I said,
Well, tell him to go back to the fucking Sunshine State!
Well, tell him to go back to the fucking Sunshine State!
Well, that's beautiful.
Well, that's beautiful.
Well, that's beautiful.
Well, that's beautiful.
Well, that's good news.
Well, that's good news.
Well, that's what I call a recipe for disaster.
Well, that's what I call a recipe for disaster.
Well, the FDA just confiscated 2,000 vials of alpha interferon,
Well, the FDA just confiscated 2,000 vials of alpha interferon,
Well, the test results were overwhelmingly positive. AZT works.
Well, the test results were overwhelmingly positive. AZT works.
Well, then find a place where it fucking ain't.
Well, then find a place where it fucking ain't.
Well, what d'you mean, Doc?
Well, what d'you mean, Doc?
Well, what if it ain't?
Well, what if it ain't?
Well, when it concerns my business,
Well, when it concerns my business,
Well, you didn't miss nothing at work.
Well, you didn't miss nothing at work.
Well, you nearly killed yourself,
Well, you nearly killed yourself,
Well...
Well...
What a surprise. FDA approved.
What a surprise. FDA approved.
What about your mom?
What about your mom?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What brain?
What brain?
What can I say? They make it up as they go.
What can I say? They make it up as they go.
What d'you mean you can't get it back? It was authorized by a doctor!
What d'you mean you can't get it back? It was authorized by a doctor!
What d'you mean?
What d'you mean?
What d'you say?
What d'you say?
What d'you say? I can't hear you. (LAUGHING)
What d'you say? I can't hear you. (LAUGHING)
What d'you think, I'm one of your goddamn guinea pigs, Sevard, huh?
What d'you think, I'm one of your goddamn guinea pigs, Sevard, huh?
What do they know about treating a sick patient?
What do they know about treating a sick patient?
What do you want, Raymond?
What do you want, Raymond?
What if what ain't?
What if what ain't?
What is it? Huh?
What is it? Huh?
What is that, a smile?
What is that, a smile?
What is that?
What is that?
What kind of blood tests?
What kind of blood tests?
What the fuck you in here for, anyway?
What the fuck you in here for, anyway?
What the fuck you want?
What the fuck you want?
What you doin' here?
What you doin' here?
What you got?
What you got?
What you're pumping into my bloodstream here, Doc.
What you're pumping into my bloodstream here, Doc.
What, you got Alzheimer's, Richard?
What, you got Alzheimer's, Richard?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out?
What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out?
What's illegal about a bunch of vitamins and minerals, huh?
What's illegal about a bunch of vitamins and minerals, huh?
What's your fucking number, huh?
What's your fucking number, huh?
Whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.
Whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.
When he blessed you with a set of balls.
When he blessed you with a set of balls.
When they flash their gold Rolexes?
When they flash their gold Rolexes?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where d'ya hear that shit?
Where d'ya hear that shit?
Where d'you get it?
Where d'you get it?
Where d'you get this?
Where d'you get this?
Where the hell are my trial patients?
Where the hell are my trial patients?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where you can get the meds that I'm talking about.
Where you can get the meds that I'm talking about.
Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?
Where's it at? I got you, don't worry, just relax.
Where's it at? I got you, don't worry, just relax.
Where's my stuff, Barkley?
Where's my stuff, Barkley?
Where's the idiot?
Where's the idiot?
Which he was about to sell to AIDS patients, to our patients.
Which he was about to sell to AIDS patients, to our patients.
Which is the virus that causes AIDS.
Which is the virus that causes AIDS.
Which is what brings me here today.
Which is what brings me here today.
Who d'you think's gonna do that when I'm not here?
Who d'you think's gonna do that when I'm not here?
Who have been prescribed the medication by a physician.
Who have been prescribed the medication by a physician.
Who said I was a doctor?
Who said I was a doctor?
Who the hell's Rock Hudson anyway?
Who the hell's Rock Hudson anyway?
Who's the girl?
Who's the girl?
Who's trying to sell me the drugs,
Who's trying to sell me the drugs,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why are my fucking walls painted red?
Why are my fucking walls painted red?
Why are we here?
Why are we here?
Why are you so good to me?
Why are you so good to me?
Why d'you become a doctor?
Why d'you become a doctor?
Why d'you cut off Peptide T, Richard, huh?
Why d'you cut off Peptide T, Richard, huh?
Why d'you wanna go work for a bunch of sand ******s anyway, huh?
Why d'you wanna go work for a bunch of sand ******s anyway, huh?
Why don't you go ahead and hop up here for me,
Why don't you go ahead and hop up here for me,
Why is Boy George's mug all over my fucking room?
Why is Boy George's mug all over my fucking room?
Why? All they want to serve up is AZT.
Why? All they want to serve up is AZT.
Why? What did you do?
Why? What did you do?
Why'd I become a doctor? Um...
Why'd I become a doctor? Um...
Will be very well compensated for their efforts.
Will be very well compensated for their efforts.
Will have special criteria that would apply to
Will have special criteria that would apply to
With an eye toward fast tracking AZT
With an eye toward fast tracking AZT
With some daisy puller or something,
With some daisy puller or something,
With the onset of HIV, however,
With the onset of HIV, however,
With what?
With what?
WOMAN ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen.
WOMAN ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen.
WOMAN ON TV: Now the FDA is proposing a permanent change in its regulations.
WOMAN ON TV: Now the FDA is proposing a permanent change in its regulations.
WOMAN: How long before the drug's approved?
WOMAN: How long before the drug's approved?
WOMAN: How long before the drug's approved?
WOMAN: How long before the drug's approved?
WOMAN: The drugs may only be purchased by individuals
WOMAN: The drugs may only be purchased by individuals
WOMAN: We don't have time.
WOMAN: We don't have time.
Won't you come on in, join the party.
Won't you come on in, join the party.
Wood roof?
Wood roof?
Woodroof! There's been an accident on platform 5.
Woodroof! There's been an accident on platform 5.
Worst case scenario being what?
Worst case scenario being what?
Would ya stop staring at her tits, Rayon?
Would ya stop staring at her tits, Rayon?
Would you kindly tell us what you're doing?
Would you kindly tell us what you're doing?
Y'all go fuck yourselves!
Y'all go fuck yourselves!
Yeah, and without controlled trials, we're not gonna find a cure
Yeah, and without controlled trials, we're not gonna find a cure
Yeah, I did abuse it.
Yeah, I did abuse it.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I read about this.
Yeah, I read about this.
Yeah, it's a fuckin' protein.
Yeah, it's a fuckin' protein.
Yeah, right here.
Yeah, right here.
Yeah, shove it up your ass! RAYON: Ron.
Yeah, shove it up your ass! RAYON: Ron.
Yeah, we going.
Yeah, we going.
Yeah, well, it's their call, Eve,
Yeah, well, it's their call, Eve,
Yeah, well, let's not start a pity party too soon.
Yeah, well, let's not start a pity party too soon.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Bonnie and Clyde coming in for a loan.
Yeah! Bonnie and Clyde coming in for a loan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, I remember you.
Yeah. Hey, I remember you.
Yeah. Uh huh.
Yeah. Uh huh.
Yep!
Yep!
Yep!
Yep!
Yep! That's what you said isn't it?
Yep! That's what you said isn't it?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, as I was telling the gentleman earlier,
Yes, as I was telling the gentleman earlier,
Yes, but its effect on the virus
Yes, but its effect on the virus
Yes, have Dr. Sevard proceed until I get there.
Yes, have Dr. Sevard proceed until I get there.
Yes, Mr. Yamata. Let me figure out
Yes, Mr. Yamata. Let me figure out
Yes, sir, that's my favorite g**** juice.
Yes, sir, that's my favorite g**** juice.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
You ain't getting tits, Rayon.
You ain't getting tits, Rayon.
You ain't gotta hang it or nothin',
You ain't gotta hang it or nothin',
You all head out man, I'm good.
You all head out man, I'm good.
You all right? Wait, relax.
You all right? Wait, relax.
You better hang on to your money, honey. Mmm hmm.
You better hang on to your money, honey. Mmm hmm.
You call me Ronnie again,
You call me Ronnie again,
You call yourself a doctor? Huh?
You call yourself a doctor? Huh?
You can come in if you want. Oh, no.
You can come in if you want. Oh, no.
You can meet me in my office in 20 minutes.
You can meet me in my office in 20 minutes.
You can't buy this in the USA?
You can't buy this in the USA?
You can't tell me what to do. Such a bully!
You can't tell me what to do. Such a bully!
You confiscated them, remember?
You confiscated them, remember?
You could be making a fortune off of this.
You could be making a fortune off of this.
You could be thrown in jail for a very long time, Father.
You could be thrown in jail for a very long time, Father.
You croak, you croak. It's not our problem. It's yours.
You croak, you croak. It's not our problem. It's yours.
You do realize that importing illegal drugs for sale,
You do realize that importing illegal drugs for sale,
You don't believe that I would actually...
You don't believe that I would actually...
You don't deserve our money, you homophobic asshole.
You don't deserve our money, you homophobic asshole.
You don't give AZT to somebody with a broken immune system, it's toxic.
You don't give AZT to somebody with a broken immune system, it's toxic.
You don't have a snowball's chance in hell wearing that thing.
You don't have a snowball's chance in hell wearing that thing.
You enjoy your life, little lady.
You enjoy your life, little lady.
You ever miss your regular life?
You ever miss your regular life?
You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
You fucking kidding me?
You fucking kidding me?
You fucking with me?
You fucking with me?
You get her flowers?
You get her flowers?
You get her flowers?
You get her flowers?
You got a regular New World Order going on here, Vass.
You got a regular New World Order going on here, Vass.
You got any soap? Gimme a towel. C'mon!
You got any soap? Gimme a towel. C'mon!
You got cash?
You got cash?
You got enough for 20 of us?
You got enough for 20 of us?
You gotta stay clean.
You gotta stay clean.
You have a white coat, white shoes, white...
You have a white coat, white shoes, white...
You have anything left to say to me,
You have anything left to say to me,
You have over 3,000 pills here.
You have over 3,000 pills here.
You just keep on shaking it, he'll see ya.
You just keep on shaking it, he'll see ya.
You kiddin' me? Hey, don't pollute me with this processed crap.
You kiddin' me? Hey, don't pollute me with this processed crap.
You know this law the FDA just passed is total bullshit.
You know this law the FDA just passed is total bullshit.
You know what?
You know what?
You looking to get your ass kicked?
You looking to get your ass kicked?
You made that choice yourself.
You made that choice yourself.
You mind if I snuggle?
You mind if I snuggle?
You missed your last trial appointment, Ray.
You missed your last trial appointment, Ray.
You motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
You need $350 more.
You need $350 more.
You only got one.
You only got one.
You rattled my brain.
You rattled my brain.
You roommates?
You roommates?
You said I'd be dead in 30 days, well, howdy fuckin' doody,
You said I'd be dead in 30 days, well, howdy fuckin' doody,
You say it to my real doctor, Dr. Eve Saks,
You say it to my real doctor, Dr. Eve Saks,
You share with me. Appreciate it.
You share with me. Appreciate it.
You shoot your body full of an unknown drug
You shoot your body full of an unknown drug
You shot your immune system.
You shot your immune system.
You should try it. (SNORTS)
You should try it. (SNORTS)
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch. You murdered him.
You son of a bitch. You murdered him.
You tell 'em you got a headache,
You tell 'em you got a headache,
You telling me to go get a hug from a bunch of faggots?
You telling me to go get a hug from a bunch of faggots?
You think that's gonna stop me?
You think that's gonna stop me?
You wanna play cards?
You wanna play cards?
You want a list of my problems, huh?
You want a list of my problems, huh?
You won't find that shit here.
You won't find that shit here.
You'll also be taking aloe and essential fatty acids.
You'll also be taking aloe and essential fatty acids.
You'll always test positive for HIV.
You'll always test positive for HIV.
You'll always test positive for HIV.
You'll always test positive for HIV.
You'll be getting your fine for non compliance
You'll be getting your fine for non compliance
You'll have to fire me.
You'll have to fire me.
You're a fucking murderer!
You're a fucking murderer!
You're a fucking murderer! Let go of me!
You're a fucking murderer! Let go of me!
You're a priest? Yes, I am.
You're a priest? Yes, I am.
You're gonna be chewing through your asshole.
You're gonna be chewing through your asshole.
You're his physician, and you can't tell me what medications he's on?
You're his physician, and you can't tell me what medications he's on?
You're in charge.
You're in charge.
You're in the hospital. You almost died.
You're in the hospital. You almost died.
You're killing them!
You're killing them!
You're not gonna die, now just come trust me, c'mon.
You're not gonna die, now just come trust me, c'mon.
You're only allowed to bring in a 90 day supply.
You're only allowed to bring in a 90 day supply.
You're saying cocaine's givin' me pneumonia?
You're saying cocaine's givin' me pneumonia?
You're selling these drugs for profit,
You're selling these drugs for profit,
You're sitting there at America's number one spectator event.
You're sitting there at America's number one spectator event.
You're starting to look normal.
You're starting to look normal.
You're too sick to leave here.
You're too sick to leave here.
You've got to be kiddin' me.
You've got to be kiddin' me.
You've tested positive for HIV.
You've tested positive for HIV.
Your bags are all packed
Your bags are all packed
Your complete medical history and bring it back to me.
Your complete medical history and bring it back to me.
Your dad sounds like a practical man. He was.
Your dad sounds like a practical man. He was.
Your lawyer.
Your lawyer.
Your mom?
Your mom?
Your office is next door.
Your office is next door.
Your own people, say is completely safe.
Your own people, say is completely safe.
Your stuff gave you a heart attack.
Your stuff gave you a heart attack.
Your T cell count is down to nine.
Your T cell count is down to nine.
Your turn, what about you? Why did you become...
Your turn, what about you? Why did you become...
'cause of all the toxic shit you've been putting in your body.
'cause of all the toxic shit you've been putting in your body.
'cause that shit ain't me.
'cause that shit ain't me.
'cause that's where the fuck I'm going!
'cause that's where the fuck I'm going!
'Cause they pay five times as much, that's why.
'Cause they pay five times as much, that's why.
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(CONTINUES COUGHING)
(CONTINUES COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR OPENS) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(DOOR OPENS) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(EXHALING)
(EXHALING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(HONKING)
(HONKING)
(HONKING)
(HONKING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKS)
(KNOCKS)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) You're not 'cause you sound so scientific.
(LAUGHING) You're not 'cause you sound so scientific.
(LAUGHS) Wildflowers, Texas style.
(LAUGHS) Wildflowers, Texas style.
(MAN COUGHING)
(MAN COUGHING)
(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON RADIO)
(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON RADIO)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)
(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(READING IN SPANISH)
(READING IN SPANISH)
(RON SINGING)
(RON SINGING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(sesame)
(sesame)
(sesame)
(sesame)
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
(SHUSHING)
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Am I fuckin' dreamin' or what?
(SIGHS) Am I fuckin' dreamin' or what?
(SIGHS) God help me.
(SIGHS) God help me.
(SINGING WITH STEREO) Life is strange.
(SINGING WITH STEREO) Life is strange.
(SLAMS DOOR)
(SLAMS DOOR)
(SLAMS DOOR)
(SLAMS DOOR)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLING)
(SNIFFLING)
(SNORTING)
(SNORTING)
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(STARTING ENGINE)
(STARTING ENGINE)
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
(URINATING)
(URINATING)
$10 minimum?
$10 minimum?
$400.
$400.
$640, all right? You do that, and you're going to get blown
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard
Arnold Schwarzenegger portraying intense emotion, shouting with passion, showcasing his iconic acting style in a classic scene.
MEME Sounds 2024 Ultra
Thought-provoking expression for MEME 2024 Ultra, showcasing cleverness and humor in online culture.
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Moaning Sounds
Woman expressing pleasure, eyes closed, mouth slightly open, conveying moaning sensations in a relaxed environment.
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Donald Trump Soundboard
Donald Trump smiling in front of the American flag, wearing a blue tie and a suit, showcasing a confident demeanor.
Talking Ben Soundboard
Talking Ben, the animated dog with fluffy fur and big eyes, showcases his playful personality and charm in this fun depiction.
MEME Sounds 2023 Ultimate
Confident man with a knowing smile and a finger pointing to his temple, embodying the essence of 2023 meme culture.
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Gachi Sound Pack
Smiling man with a muscular build lying on a bed, showcasing a tattoo and exuding confidence, embodying Gachi Pack charm.
Epic Trolling Sounds
Iconic troll face with exaggerated features, symbolizing epic trolling and internet humor culture.
Ultimate Fart Soundboard
Warning sign featuring a playful icon of a person farting, perfect for adding humor to your 'Ultimate Fart' theme.
MEME Sounds 2023
Confident man with a playful expression, popular in MEME 2023 for its humorous take on common situations and relatable advice.
Goofy Ahh Sounds
Cheerful Goofy character with a big smile against a bright yellow background, embodying the playful spirit of "Goofy Ahh.
Peter Griffin Soundboard
Peter Griffin, the iconic animated character from "Family Guy," smiles in a white shirt against a black background.
Gordon Ramsay Soundboard
Gordon Ramsay smiling confidently in a suit against a blue background, showcasing his iconic style and charismatic presence.
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Ghostface (Scream) TTS Computer AI Voice
Iconic Ghostface mask from the Scream series, features a haunting expression and dark hood, symbolizing horror.
Windows XP Soundboard
Windows XP logo featuring vibrant colors on a blue background, symbolizing nostalgia and legacy in computing history.
Michael Jackson Soundboard
Close-up of Michael Jackson, featuring his iconic hairstyle and striking eyes, showcasing his legendary pop star charisma.
Sonic The Hedgehog Sounds
Sonic the Hedgehog, iconic blue character, smiles and points, showcasing his energetic personality in gaming culture.
Borat Sounds
Borat, a comedic character, smiles with a quirky expression, sporting a mustache and light suit, showcasing his unique style.
Funny Sound Effects
Serene portrait blending a woman's face with vibrant roses, showcasing an artistic and whimsical floral effect.
Street Fighter II Sounds
Iconic characters from Street Fighter II, featuring Chun-Li and other fighters, showcasing classic game art style.
Official Xbox Gamer Girl Soundboard
Happy gamer girl with pink hair and cat ear headphones, holding gaming accessories and winking playfully.
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Anime Soundboard
Cute anime girl in a stylish dress with a pink background, showcasing vibrant purple hair and expressive eyes.
Discord Sounds [Official]
Discord official logo on a blue background, representing the popular communication platform for gamers and communities.
Shrek Soundboard
Shrek smiling joyfully, embodying his lovable ogre persona from the iconic animated movie series.
Dank Sounds ???? ?????
Cheerful green character with a big smile, embodying humor and charm from the world of animated films. Perfect for Dank memes!
Half-Life Soundboard
Character model from Half-Life, featuring a scientist with gray hair, a lab coat, and a striped tie, conveying a retro gaming vibe.
Darth Vader Soundboard: Star Wars
Darth Vader in his iconic black armor, representing the dark side of the Force in Star Wars franchise.
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Herbert The Pervert Old Man Family Guy
Herbert the Pervert, the quirky elderly character from Family Guy, leaning on a walker in his bathrobe outdoors.
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Cristiano Ronaldo TTS Computer AI Voice
Cristiano Ronaldo wearing a Portugal jersey, displaying determination and focus during a football match.
Ninja Fortnite
Ninja Fortnite streamer with blue hair and a red bull headband, focused on gaming in a stylish ergonomic chair.
AMOGUS! Among Us Soundboard
Cute light blue character from AMOGUS! Among Us, featuring a prominent eye and a minimalist design. Perfect for gaming fans.
Space Marine Warhammer 40,000 Soundboard
Skull and sword emblem with wings, symbolizing the Space Marine faction in Warhammer 40,000 universe.
This Is Important Soundboard
Group of four men with intense expressions, showcasing the vibe and energy of "This Is Important" project.
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough (V2) TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough smiling, showcasing his timeless charm at a public event promoting nature and wildlife documentaries.
LazarBeam
LazarBeam making a funny face in casual attire, showcasing his playful personality and engaging content style.
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
Close-up of R2-D2, the iconic astromech droid from Star Wars, highlighting its blue and silver details and features.
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
Classic Mario leaps joyfully, showcasing his red outfit and iconic mustache in the Super Mario Bros. universe.
Among Us Soundboard
Red crewmate character from Among Us with a blue visor on a bright yellow background, embodying game’s fun and mystery.
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Gachimuchi Soundboard
Facial expression of a man enthusiastically performing in a Gachimuchi-themed scene with vibrant neon background.
Family Guy Sounds
Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown enjoying drinks in a bar scene from Family Guy, highlighting their quirky friendship.
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Pennywise from IT features menacing gaze, iconic red markings, and eerie smile, capturing the essence of fear.
Cat Sounds
Close-up of a curious tabby cat with striking green eyes and distinctive stripes, showcasing its playful personality.
Michael Scott Soundboard
Michael Scott displays a shocked expression, capturing the humorous moments from "The Office" in his iconic office setting.
Rainbow Six Soundboard
British operator holding a hammer in a tactical outfit, representing resilience in Rainbow Six Siege gameplay.
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
Creepy troll face meme with exaggerated grin, embodying the essence of Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus humor. Perfect for memes!
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Earrape Soundboard
Smiling man in a colorful floral shirt, radiating joy, commonly associated with humorous internet memes and earrape culture.
Jack Black Soundboard
Jack Black making a humorous, exaggerated facial expression, showcasing his lively personality and comedic talent.
Lil Jon Soundboard
Lil Jon energetically shouting, wearing oversized sunglasses and grill, showcasing his iconic style and vibrant personality.
Clash Royale Ringtones
Clash Royale characters celebrating, featuring the King, Knight, and Goblin, with playful skeletons in the background.
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
Red Alert 2 game cover featuring a fierce soldier with an eyepatch and Soviet military aesthetics, showcasing strategic warfare.
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
SMG4 character in blue attire with iconic mustache and cap, representing a classic video game hero persona.
Tiko Soundboard
Colorful character Tiko, the fish warrior, poses with confidence against a vibrant blue background, showcasing playful gaming aesthetics.
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Dramatic expression of a character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, showcasing intense emotion and unique art style.
Dr. Phil Soundboard
Dr. Phil McGraw smiling in a suit, known for his insightful advice and television psychology talk show.
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Hentie Sex Ringtones
Anime-style doll with pink hair in a black dress, sitting serenely on a chair, perfect for Hentai enthusiasts and collectors.
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Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Samuel L. Jackson with a charming smile, showcasing his iconic hairstyle and distinctive mustache in a classic black suit.
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Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump delivering a casual speech, expressing his views with emphasis and conviction at a public event.
MEME Sounds 2018
Confident man making a clever expression, popular in 2018 meme culture, symbolizing intelligence and wit.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Logo of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' game show, featuring iconic design and vibrant colors, symbolizing wealth and knowledge.
Game Show FX Soundboard
Bold neon sign reading "EPIC GAME SHOW" showcasing vibrant colors and dynamic design, perfect for game show themes.
Windows 10 Sounds
Colorful Windows logo symbolizing the modern interface of Windows 10, featuring vibrant quadrants in blue, green, red, and yellow.
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Big Lez Soundboard
Big Lez character with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a military-style hat, set against a bright blue background.
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
Vibrant red lightsaber held by a character, set against a purple background, showcasing Star Wars themes and excitement.
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Deadpool Soundboard
Deadpool in a red and black costume, wielding weapons, showcasing his signature style and intense demeanor.
Hank Hill Sounds: King Of The Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill from King of the Hill Season 1, wearing glasses, showcasing his iconic serious expression and distinctive hairstyle.
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Michael Jackson in a striking red jacket, showcasing his iconic style and expressive emotes from his legendary performances.
Dog Sounds
Smiling golden retriever with a joyful expression, showcasing its friendly personality and loveable nature.
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Pepe the Frog in a suit, exuding confidence in the 2024 Dank Meme Edition, perfect for humor enthusiasts.
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
Intense action scene from "Meme 2023 Ultimate Edition," featuring explosive effects and characters in motion.
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Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning game screen featuring bright colors, interactive buttons to act and run.
TikTok Soundboard
Side-by-side portraits of two glamorous women showcasing TikTok-inspired beauty trends and makeup styles.
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Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) official trailer featuring a dark, mysterious atmosphere and suspenseful elements. Don't miss the thrilling reveal.
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Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat character poised for action, showcasing iconic blue attire and powerful stance in Netherealm universe.
Sus Ringtones
Red character with blue visor against a bright yellow background, representing the popular game Among Us. Classic "Sus" vibe.
TTS Sounds
Robot with a screen displaying a stylized face, showcasing interactive technology and TTS capabilities in modern devices.
Pokimane Soundboard
Pokimane poses playfully with a tongue-out expression, wearing a stylish olive green jacket and gray top, showcasing her vibrant style.
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Colorful toy animal figures including lions, tigers, pandas, and elephants, perfect for educational play and awareness of wildlife.
Windows XP Sounds
Windows XP logo with loading progress bar, showcasing the classic operating system's startup interface.
Barack Obama Sounds
Smiling portrait of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, showcasing his charismatic leadership and optimism.
Your Mom
Shrek with a serious expression, showcasing his iconic green face and outfit, embodying humor and charm in animated storytelling.
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Terrifying Nazi zombie character from Call of Duty, showcasing eerie details and an intense, undead expression.
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, depicted in a gritty style, showcasing his intense expression and readiness for battle.
Undertale Sound Effects
Cute character from "Undertale" showing shy expressions with blushing cheeks, surrounded by a cozy atmosphere.
Starcraft Sounds
StarCraft II logo featuring a mysterious character with glowing eyes, showcasing iconic sci-fi elements in gaming.
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Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.
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Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate posing confidently against a backdrop of shattered glass, showcasing his signature style and tattoos.
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband fan art featuring a half-human, half-skull character with a dark, mysterious aesthetic.
Fe4RLess
Stylized character with futuristic glasses and glowing accents, embodying the bold spirit of Fe4RLess gaming culture.
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Warning sign featuring Postal Dude character from Postal 2, symbolizing chaotic and humorous gameplay elements.
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott grinning on stage, showcasing his signature style with chains, a cap, and sparkling grills in a vibrant performance.
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage sporting a vibrant bandana and sunglasses, showcasing his iconic wrestling persona.
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale Dingle Effect meme featuring a man with a distinctive exaggerated facial expression and unique hairstyle.
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.